*during a “play date” at kid Gai’s house*
Kakashi: *slams down Gai’s hand during arm wrestling* Ha! I win again!!
Gai: You didn’t win, you cheated! It’s against the rules to tickle someone with your foot during your match!
Kakashi: There aren’t any rules in arm wrestling! It’s a question of who’s better! And I keep winning, so —
Gai: You know what, Kakashi? You don’t care about winning or losing; admit it, you just want an excuse to hold my hand!
Kakashi, blushing: T-t-that is NOT true! Take that back before I summon my dogs to bite you!
Gai: If you do that I’ll just get my turtle to protect me!
Kakashi: Turtle?! What’s a turtle gonna do? Stare at me then go back in his shell? That’s gotta be the most idiotic summon ever!!
Gai: Oh yeah?! Well —
Dai, sipping tea, to Sakumo: So what color suit do you think you’ll be wearing to their wedding? I’m thinking light blue or gray for myself.
Sakumo: Can’t go wrong with classic black.
Dai, as a plate of cookies that Gai threw at Kakashi sails over their heads: Agreed.
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you guys really like arguing about who between minato "im going to put a nuke in my son and then kill myself because i cant live without my wife" namikaze and fugaku "my son..oh wait i have two...exists as an extension of myself and any form of attention let alone care is entirely conditional on their usefulness to my political aspirations" uchiha is the secret better father
you forgot the secret third choice: might "i will teach my son optimism and encourage him in everything he does because i love him so much and he makes me so happy and proud" dai
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*at the graveyard*
Kakashi, kneeling at Dai’s grave with flowers and a plate of dumplings: I’m sorry I haven’t been here in a while.
Kakashi: *starts digging in the ground* I thought these flowers would help brighten up the place a little. I remember how you used to love my dad’s garden; you’d spend hours looking at all the little plants and herbs. And you’d tend to it when he went away on long missions.
Kakashi: Been so busy; there’s so much more work to being the Hokage than I thought.
Kakashi: But you knew. You knew from the start that I’d be one, right? I used to hate it when you teased me about that.
Kakashi: But you know, I’m sorry that you died before I ever got a chance to thank you. How you looked after me when my own father died. How fast you’d shut up anyone on the streets that would look at me and whisper bad things about him. All those meals you made for me. Even making sure I had clean clothes when I was too depressed to properly look after things …
Kakashi: But the biggest thing of all I need to thank you for is Gai. How well you raised him. If you could see him now you’d be so proud; he’s a terrific man. Strong and warm and funny and smart.
Kakashi: *reaches into his pocket and holds up a small object in front of the headstone*
Kakashi: This was my father’s. His wedding ring from my mother. With your blessing, I’m going to use this and propose to him next week.
Kakashi: I would promise you kids and grandkids but, you know, we kind of already have them. We’ve built a fantastic life together, your son and I. Almost perfect; I just wish you and Dad could be here to share it.
Kakashi: Anyway, it’s getting dark. I’ll be back after I propose, to let you know how it went. Take care of yourself, and don’t worry, I’m taking the best care of your son.
*Gai wheels himself over*
Gai: ‘Kashi? Are you finished?
Kakashi: *nods* I am. Are you?
Gai: I’m done. Planted those flowers for him, and had another good talk with Sakumo-san.
Kakashi: Good. *goes behind Gai and puts his hand on his wheelchair handles* Let’s leave.
Gai: Do you have to go back to the office?
Kakashi: Nope. I’m all yours tonight. I thought I’d make some thai-chili curry for dinner.
Gai: Curry?! Yosh! But I thought you hated spicy foods?
Kakashi: I used to, but, when you live with such a spicy man for so long, you can’t help but develop a craving for some heat ~
Gai: Hmph; that’d be a better compliment IF it didn’t come straight from that damn book of yours.
Kakashi: For your information, I didn’t get that from my book. It came from the movie version of Icha Icha Paradise. Tsk.
Gai: Whatever. Hey, can you add some tempura to the curry? That market we passed on the way here was selling some fresh ones …
Kakashi: Maaaa, you know I hate tempura …
Gai: *reaches behind him and pulls Kakashi down into his lap* C’mon, pretty please? Make me a good dinner and I’ll give you something even better for dessert ~
Kakashi: Oh? Tempting offer. But if that’s the case, I need to conserve my energy, right? So —
Gai: Say no more, rival! You just hang on tight — *uses his hands to rev up his wheelchair and speed down the road, with Kakashi clinging to him and laughing*
*in the cemetery*
Dai’s spirit, eating his dumplings: See, Sakumo? I told you there wasn’t anything to worry about … our sons are finally getting along!
Sakumo’s spirit, chuckling: Somehow this isn’t quite the “getting along” I had in mind, but all things considered, I’ll take it.
Dai: You know what would be funny? We switch the flowers that they planted on our graves. They’ll be so confused when they come back to see us!
Sakumo: Dai, you are a menace.
Sakumo, uprooting his flowers: Let’s do it.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Hatake Kakashi & Hatake Sakumo, Maito Dai | Might Duy & Maito Gai | Might Guy
Characters: Hatake Sakumo, Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Maito Dai | Might Duy
Additional Tags: Fluff, Canon Universe, Kid Fic, Humor, Father-Son Relationship, good parent Hatake Sakumo, Good Parent Maito Dai | Might Duy, Childhood Sweethearts
Summary:
Sakumo is taken by surprise by Kakashi saying that he and Maito Gai have something important to reveal to him and Gai's father over dinner. The boy is only five, but Sakumo guesses the only thing he can do is be supportive of his son's feelings.
The announcement doesn't go as Sakumo expects.
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