#I hate him bruh

[sinnbaddie]

Y’all ever think about how Gai nearly died facing the seven swordsman of the mist, then watched his father actually die in front of him while fighting them, then over a decade later he’s face to face with the same people who killed his father in the 4th shinobi war?

You ever think about the anxiety he was having? The fear? The memories? The sudden doom and then hope his father will save him again then having to painfully remember his papa isn’t coming to save him this time? You ever think about how Kishimoto never touched on it?

#maito gai #Gai Maito #might gai #might guy #might dai #maito dai #I feel it’s not touched on in fanfic enough for my liking #so if you see a fic drop at some point it’s me #because this needs to be EXPLORED #anti kishimoto #I hate him bruh #he’s so irritating #it’s so hard being a Gai fan solely because of Kishimoto

[franpun]

Maurice loves his brother :)

#i enjoyed reading the dialogue between him and peppino during McPig's stream #i hate him but i love him at the same time #he's such a dick to peppino bruh #my art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower maurice

[rebelcthulhu]

unpopular opinion, but eddie actually didn’t give a fuck about hawkins and it wasn’t why he did what he did. he did it for wayne, and dustin, and mike, and erica, and lucas, and steve, and nancy, and robin, and gareth, and jeft and every other person that actually gave a fuck about him. there was a big part of him deep down that would have loved to sit and watch that whole fucking town burn. but in the end there were a few people that he loved in it and they loved him and when his back was against the wall he said naw fuck that. It was never meant to be a selfless act in fact it was a SELFISH ACT OF LOVE. It was the only way he could show all of them at once how much he fucking cared about them and how much they mattered how brave they made him feel. eddie didn’t want to be and isn’t the hero of hawkins. he was the hero to his friends tho and that’s way more important in my book.

#god I’m so worked up right now #I hate that it was framed as the sad selfles hero #because that’s not Ed #ed was the kid that would spit in the face of others #but if you threatens his friends the only people in the world who saw him for what he was?? #nawwww bruh #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddissy #steddie #stranger things #myem

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

If I see one more post trashing on the Sonic movies just because they're not like the games and because of the human characters I'm going to explode and then punt the sun itself into their faces

GUUUYYYSSSSS. THERE'S THIS MAGIC THING CALLED A MULTIVERSE. THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE GAMES, THEY ARE IN AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE UNIVERSE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUDGING THEM BASED ON HOW WELL THEY FOLLOW THE GAME CANON, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE GAMES. THE MOVIES AND THE GAMES CAN COEXIST AS SEPARATE UNIVERSES OF THE SAME CHARACTERS LIVING THEIR LIVES IN DIFFERENT WAYS, MKAY??

Once you accept this I can almost guarantee you'll be a much happier fan. I can testify. 😘

Sonic Wachowski ≠ Game!Sonic. Because they grew up in different environments and around different people in different circumstances, and that changed the way they turned out. I believe that if Wachowski grew up the same way Game! did, he would've turned out like Game! did. I also believe that if Game! grew up the same way Wachowski did, he would've turned out like Wachowski did. The core of this character is the same. In both the movies and the games, he's the fastest thing alive, he LOVES running, he loves his friends, he loves chili dogs, he loves living, and he will fight for what he believes is right. 💙

Just take into account the different worlds, the different lives, the different influences, and the fact that the movies are not trying to imitate the games (I thought this was obvious from day 1?) and it'll be a lot more fun in this fandom for you. In fact, you'll find you're a lot happier when you're actually taking time to love and appreciate the things you're interested in rather than just nitpicking about everything. 👌😜

And if you don't like the movies, you can kindly leave them be as well as all those of us who DO enjoy the movies. If you only like the games, stick to the games. 💙

#the movies are also likely partly a result of a buncha people being like #“HE'S FIFTEEN HE'S A CHILD WHY WON'T THEY LET HIM BE A CHILD” #paramount: :)) #paramount: we gotchu #paramount: *makes him even younger and gives him the best parents ever* #sonic wachowski is my blueberry muffin no one touch him #AND TOM WACHOWSKI IS MY BLUEBERRY MUFFIN'S DAD NO ONE TOUCH HIM #MADDIE WACHOWSKI IS MY BLUEBERRY'S MAMA NO ONE TOUCH HER #JOJO IS HIS COUSIN #RACHEL IS HIS AUNT #MKAY? #not to mention all the hate about tom being a cop 😤 #bruh guys i know there are a lot of bad cops but tom is not one of those #was it not obvious #sonic wachowski #scu #sonic cinematic universe #sonic cinematic universe defense #scu defense #defense post #scu love #NO HATE HERE MKAY??? #in FACT DNI IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HATE #THIS IS A NO HATE ZONE #there's a reason my blog has me titled “positive fangirl” #ain't no complaints or hate around here #NO HATE #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth

[leofrith]

woah you hate gale? that's crazy, dude. you should tell us more. don't forget to tag it.

#bruh i swear every time i go in the tags i see someone bitching and moaning about how much they hate him #i don't think i've never seen this many people not think twice about tagging their hate posts about a character #AND THEN GET MAD when fans of that character give them shit about it #like what the fuck did you even expect lmao #is it not generally considered good etiquette to not tag that shit?? am i wrong?? come on now. #insufferable behaviour #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #ky posts text

[johnslittlespoon]

plsssss can we talk about bucky getting his revenge and edging gale

gale edging john post | yes we cannnnn !! eta: ykw. i need to just turn this into a proper oneshot since this ended up being over 1k words. new wip created </3

john may be a man of little self control, but after that incident, he decides he can be at least a tiny bit patient so he can catch gale off guard with it when he gets his revenge. because the next few times they're fooling around, gale's expecting a retaliation, john can see it in the way he tenses up and glances at his face before he comes like he's waiting for it, but john never follows through with it. he wants gale to let his guard down, and that he does.

so a week or so later when john's kissing him and feeling him up and asks ever so sweetly if he can tie gale's wrists behind his back, gale doesn't think anything of it. john likes to take control occasionally and gale sometimes likes the feeling of not having to worry about making decisions, getting to let john call the shots, and john always puts extra time and effort into the way he touches gale when he's restrained because he likes to watch his darling blondie squirm.

john has him sit in his lap facing him, letting gale lean against his shoulder to take the pressure off his legs while john works him open on his fingers, already riled up from the pretty gasps gale's making against his neck but reigning himself in because he's gonna need to have some self control for once.

he sweet–talks gale through it, telling him how good he sounds, how well he's doing as he sinks down on his cock, guiding him with hands on his hips so he doesn't unbalance himself without the use of his own hands where they're tied behind his back with a belt. he stays still at first, letting gale ride him slowly, keeping his hands loosely on his waist while praising him and talking him into that foggy needy headspace until gale's thighs are trembling and john takes pity on him (and frankly is so hard he doesn't have the patience to keep his own hips still anymore).

so he runs his hands down from gale's waist to his ass to hold him in place while he rolls his hips up into him, watching the way gale's eyebrows pinch and his pretty lips fall open in a silent oh as john angles himself in a way gale couldn't with his own movements. lets his mouth run as he slowly picks up his pace, all the coos of "so pretty", "you're taking me so well", "you feel so fucking good", loving how reactive gale is to every word and every thrust.

he moves his hands to gale's hips to get a better grip, can tell gale's getting close because he gets noisier, losing his filter and letting out breathy little "fuck"s and "john"s, head rolling back on his shoulders to bare his neck, rocking his hips down to meet john every time he fucks up into him. and then just as he gets the warning of "close", he pulls gale down by his hips to bury himself deep in him and stops moving completely.

the whine of desperation that tears out of gale's throat when he lifts his head has john knocking his skull back against the wall, cock twitching hard enough inside gale that he's sure the blond can feel it. he watches gale's biceps flex when he instinctively tries to get his hands free, feels his hips try to squirm out of his hands to keep moving, but he keeps him pinned firmly down, dizzy at the way he clenches down around him.

a plaintive "john" pulls a groan from him, but he composes himself, lifts his gaze back up to gale's face and lets the corners of his lips quirk up, purrs out a "yeah, sweetheart? something wrong?"

laughs at the way gale cusses him out, a rare sight of his little spitfire with a mouth on him, though the effect is a lot closer to being hissed at by a kitty than actually being convinced to move. john lets him run his mouth, murmurs a "cute" once gale's done, and then promptly hammers his hips up into him just once, swearing under his breath at the way it punches an open–mouthed moan from gale. rocks his hips up into him a few times before going back to a quick and rough pace, the sound of skin on skin getting both of them flushed.

it only takes a minute before gale's hips are twitching into his hands and whispered pleas are falling from his mouth and john thinks he's never had to use as much self restraint in his life as he does when he forces himself to stop moving again, once again yanking gale down against him, holding him still in his lap.

gale really fights it this time, enough so that it's a merciful distraction for john from how close he himself is (trust his idea to backfire as he ends up edging himself along with gale, he thinks) when he has to use proper strength to keep him in place. any blood that might've still been lurking around his brain rushes south the moment he sees gale's eyes getting shiny with frustration, cheeks all pink and lips red and flushed from biting down on them.

"not so fun, is it?" john taunts, but his voice comes out a bit more raspy than he would've liked, evident how much the stop and start is getting to him too. it's probably karma, because he knows he's being more mean than gale was to him, but he can't help it; those blue eyes look so pretty when tears are threatening to spill over when he's desperate and needy like this.

gale wriggles in his lap the best he can, still furiously chasing his orgasm, head finally falling back in frustration before he lifts it again, looking john in the eyes, pulling his bottom lip between his teeth and letting it go. he whines quietly and whimpers out the sweetest "please, johnny," almost crying in his impatience, and fuck.

john doesn't mean for his hips to twitch up at that, but they do, hard. gale sobs out a broken sound at the way john's cock hits just where he needs it to in his accidental movement, and gale spills over his stomach completely untouched, just like that. john swears and drives his hips up into him in an attempt to quickly amend his slip up, moaning loud at the wrecked noises that immediately start bubbling up out of gale as he fucks him through his orgasm.

he tips over the edge himself from the desperate sounds the blond starts to make as he crosses the line into overstimulation, feeling gale's hips jerk frantically in his hands, fighting to get away from the incessant rhythm of his cock inside him as john shudders through his own orgasm, fingers digging into gale's sides.

he slows down to a gentle grind of his hips when gale collapses against his chest, face pressed to his neck, shivering at the slow drag inside him and whining pitifully when john eventually pulls out, settling him down on his thighs while he reaches around to undo the belt and free his hands. his heart bursts at the way gale instantly wraps his arms around him, clinging to him as they both catch their breath, john petting his hair and showering him with praise.

he eventually huffs out a laugh, murmuring a "sorry buck. payback's a bitch, but that was an accident, i swear." gale groans against him in complaint, lightly nipping at his shoulder in retaliation, too tired to fight back, but john's sure he'll pay for it eventually.

it's confirmed with the "better watch your back, darling" that he gets when they're both pulling their clothes back on, but to john, that sounds less like a threat and more like a good time, and he shoots gale a crooked grin to let him know as much.

#bruh this was 1.3k i did not mean to get into so much detail #the keep reading button has never been more necessary #i wish i could crank out long drabbles like this for all the asks #but they take sooo long for me to write i am NOT a fast writer lol hence why i post a fic like once a month #but sometimes certain asks just itch my brain some type of way and then boom i've thrown up onto a tumblr post #anyway dacryphilia my beloved <3 #in any other scenario john hates to see gale cry. but i think in bed he would have an affinity for making him feel so good that he cries #have i thought about this extensively? perhaps. #i just think that pretty boys with pretty eyes and pink lips deserve to cry during sex sometimes. as a treat #johnslittlespoon asks #johnslittlespoon brainrot #johnslittlespoon spicy #buck x bucky #buckbucky

[microbihon]

He's so cool He's like SUPER DUPER cool

#Giacomo #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon giacomo #team star giacomo #team star #team star boss #damn I was him #we have the same backstory too slightly #I had to enforce rules for the class and snitch to teachers which ended up the whole class hating me #so i stopped doing that #but in turn teachers hated me #bruh

[rainbowcolored7]

Finally catching up on dff and I'm starting to see why all the bitches needed to die. Non, baby, if you're killing them, I am your wing man, I am your fall guy. Take em out baby I'll hold your flower.

#dead friend forever #dead friend forever the series #dff the series #currently on episode 5 and bruh #whytf do they hate him so much? #hes just a sweet lilboy #im gonna get so mad aren't i

[vngful]

#THEYRE SO BABYYYYYY #i just wanna wrap them into my arms and protect them bruh #fuck you sparda #😭😭😭 #i just started reading visions of V lol. #sparda shoulda been there to protect them i hate him #😭😭😭😭😭 #sparda twins #devil may cry #vergil sparda #dmc #dante sparda #dmc 5 #devil may cry 5 #dmc memes #vergil dmc #dante dmc

[eightyuh]

Dungeon Meshi's Laios has always given me Glen vibes but FOR THE RECORD: i had NOT read Dungeon Meshi prior to writing Wick's End, nor had the anime released yet okay

#mod #WICK'S END #glendale goodwyn #glen #y'all can vouch for me on this okay #this is yet another case of 'my oc resembles but was not influenced by a popularized character' #kinda sorta - it's in the hair and the eyebrows and eyes and the whole knight thing #fun fact when i first saw Laios i was like 'oh he looks like glen' and my friend was IMMEDATELY LIKE- #'oh glen would HATE him he's autistic' #😭😭😭😭😭 #bruh ???? #refusing to called it delicious in dungeon okay that sounds stupid #in the meantime i'm like ahhh 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤not glen 🖤🖤🖤🖤 #🖤🖤🖤 not glen on my tv 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #dungeon meshi

[louisplumpyass]

you start by realising all these ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies are wasted time and energy and then just throw the chicken in the oven to be fair. simple stuff

#i am throwing the chicken plus you in this fucking oven louis stop playing #HIM HIM HIM #who is the source of this? #u mf #louis tomlinson #harry styles #bruh make your husband understand this aint a game #larry #louis and harry #larry stylinson #stylinson #harry and louis #larries #i love him i hate it #back to you #one direction #one direction fandom

[lilbitofmac]

Smug, greasy, pre-IM1 Tony.

That’s it. That’s all I got.

#bruh I hate the slick back hair and yet #/and yet/ #pair him with a young up and coming neurosurgeon… #jfc he’d probably call Stephen spitfire I’m bARKING

[todayisafridaynight]

cozy

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza series #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #i am once again speedrunning mental illness LMAO #ive wnted to draw him in a fluffy robe for so long but i abandoned the comic i wanted to do it in #i have class in literally ten minutes and my counselor SAID he was gonna call me #so i thought id doodle somethin quick. spoilers he never called back #oh well... at least i finally get cozy arakawa.... hehe... #i hate my mon/wed schedule lit my two classes are an hour apart from each other bruh bye #ew its my three hour class too i hate it here #ok i have to walk back to class now bye

[harcove]

"Rivers romance is so vanilla its boring-"

yeah WELL MAYBE I WANT VANILLA OKAY- MAYBE IM DEPRESSED AND JUST WANT THIS KIND SOFT BIG MAN TO BE A GOOD BEAN TO ME AND TO JUST RELISH IN THE CUTE SEMI-DOMESTICITY I CAN GET FROM IT OKAY?

#river ward x v #river ward #cyberpunk #cyberpunk 2077 #im so tired of ppl hating on him... #i could write yall an essay #like shUT UP okay we get it u dont like him but u dont need to fucking shove it down throats like bruh

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

how do i make myself unattractive to all men forever

#i seriously cant man #so recently ive had a few conversations at work with this one dude right #and hes chill we got a few things in common #and yesterday he asked for my ig and for some reason mine wasnt popping up #so i just gave him my phone so i could follow his acc #tell me why this man added himself as a contact to ym phone without asking and texted me after my shift #and then tonight he sent me the fuckin two eyes lookin to the side emoji after i didnt reply to his last message at 11 pm #keep in mind hes 32 #idk i just hate when dudes flirt w me bc it makes me feel so nauseous and uncomfortable like STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEEE #its probably just bc im a flaming lesbian BUT STILL!!! HOW DO I STOP THIS!!! I HATE IT it makes me feel so sick everytime #then i feel bad but at the same time leave me aloneeeee bruh

[gayofthefae]

Just saw someone on Pinterest say that Mike getting defensive about not calling by saying calling would have been romantic but he did call a couple of times meant Mike was saying he saw the phone calls they DID have as romantic 😶

#i never thought about it that way #mike wheeler #🤨 #i know what u are #byler fight #such a good way of looking at ir #i knew that he was saying it would have been romantic HAD they talked but they still DID #they didnt completely NOT #mike talked to Will like twice then went 'this is going too far and too gay' and tapped out #like on one note good for him he did what nancy didn't (no hate) but like BRUH #'sorry i can't call you anymore it feels like cheating?' #'for me to ask you about the weather?' #'yes' #byler incorrect quotes #bc Gay rambled in the tags again #stranger things #byler