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LEARN AN OLD WORD

Some hundred years ago in rural England, one could still by "lanted" ale, or ale with lant added, which supposedly makes it stronger.

Now go look up "lant" and prepare to be gobsmacked.

#gobsmacked #what yhe fuck

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sure, why not. dehydration is always fun

#me leaving my house every single day without a water bottle and a shit ton of peanuts

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this was actually so much fun whattttt

Tags: @poshgirlsstuff @prompted-wordsmith my favorites

Can we do a picrew chain? please?

Take this uquiz

Do this picrew

this is pretty accurate except I dont have blue in my hair

nf for all ofc but ill tag my friends

@3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @esotericisnotdead @river-blue @samijami @kirby-impostor @genderfcker @destructivelynch @moonsfavoritedaughter @vermilion-love @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @logicallyanxious9z @lunarsands @icefireanimates @that-one-furry-sky @selenadoom @davvero-annoiatx and anyone else who stumbles appon this!

#if only i was more gay #ive never done a picrew before they're so cute

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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

#pre amputation #their noses can't be saved but their souls might have a chance

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@dootznbootz fuck you no

i feel like i annoy every single person i meet

#ON PURPOSE #ON PURPOSE I AM GOING TO CARE ABOUT YOU #YES YOU'RE ANNOYING SOMETIMES AND WE CHOOSE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYWAY #DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE VALUE YOU AS A PERSON #FUCK #YOU ARE LOVED AN APPRECIATED AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE RAMBLES ARE A PART OF WHO YOU ARE #AND WE LOVE YOU FOR IT #GOD #ACCEPT THE LOVE YOU DESERVE GOD DAMMIT #the void rambles #the void speaks #rage #appreciation post

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ran to check the dare and then DASHED back to this post and SLAMMED the reblog button

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i love that this was on my feed

glad to see those spreading the truth

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the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

#FOUR OCTAVES JESUS FUCK #W H A T #OH FUCK THATS IMPRESSIVE AS HELL #HESUS CHRIST

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#important #to all y'all #health #life tips

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almost scrolled past this like a fucking idiot

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

#meow

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tags are perfection

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

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the gasp i just guspt

But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

#holy fUCK #those colours really emphasize the sunset #the end if you will #the tear!! he doesn't feel better with a new death #his rage is quenched by the saltwater #<- lovely tags from my lovely darling #a kiss for each cheek as is custom #art #art tag #iliad #the iliad #achilles #hector of troy #andromache #tagamemnon #greek mythology #wordsmithspeaks #the void answers

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#i project onto earth wind and fire constantly

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

#REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

#recipe #brownies #thank you grandma

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did u see them btw...

#bunneh

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i would much rather have y'all as my English professors than my current one

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

#i deserve at least a third of her salary for how much im carrying that class #shes nice enough but common sense is a foreign concept to her