What a reel cool grandpa
kks: ......Lee! Obsessed with this baby Sakura: Hand him over, sensei Kks: You'll have to kill me first Metal: Hi, grandpa! Hi, uncle 'Mato!
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Kakashi: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Ibiki: Do instruments of torture count?
Kakashi: No.
Gai: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Kakashi: No Gai, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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Naruto high school au
Naruto: why do we have two gym teachers? that doesn't make sense
Sasuke: because one of them is too lazy to be on time, and the other one is an idiot
Gai: heey, I'm not lazy!
Kakashi: I think that's what he meant...
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Look at Guy's contented face…
Guy: I wish he'd killed me…
Baki: If you keep saying that now, I won't carry you.
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Foster care au.
In a world when Sakumo still commits suicide, but rather than letting Kakashi become a ninja instantly and have him raise himself and live alone at five years old (WHOSE ASININE IDEA WAS THIS-), he gets put in a foster care home.
And the person who volunteers as his foster, is Maito Dai. And he helps Kakashi work through his trauma while also ensuring the rivalry with his son Gai, stays healthy.
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training buddies and their very competitive teachers
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EEEEE thankyou!! ;u;
Here's a go at a kkg proposal (hopefully please tumblr)
Gai: Kaaaaakashi!! Kks: Yo! Hoe was PT? Gai: Same as usual. But could it be? This meeting place, You wanted a match? Kks: .... Yup. Let's do that
[Kks Grunts and gai pants]
Gai: My point <3 Kks: Marry me Gai: What? Carry you? Did I knock the wind out of you? Kks: Well, yeah, but...
Kks: Maito Gai, Will. You. Be. My. Husband? [gai staggers back] Gai: THATS NOT FUNNY, KAKASHI!! Kks: Gai.
Maa~ I like to think I'm not /that/ much of a dick anymore. Here. Baby Gai: What kind of nunchaku do you want when you get married? Baby Kks: I... What?
Gai: One day our beloveds will gift us a pair of nunchaku for our hand in marriage. Kks: Thats not at all how that works Gai: Yeah-huh! Papa said so! He gave mama some! Kks: No one gets married with nunchaku, idiot Gai: PAPA!! Tell kakashi engagement nunchaku /are/ a thing Dai: uuh... Don't fret, gai! Your future partner will know your heart would soar with that gift. Just like I did with your mother's set! Gai: WHOO! Kks: ???
Kks: Think I know your heart pretty well. [Gai rips kakashi close so fast, his lineart splits from his body] [gai inhales a huge breath] Oh fuck Gai: YEESSS
[gai panting hard] Kks: Nice!
Kks: Eternal husband <3
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Gai, looking through Tenten's bag: Hey Kakashi? What does a pregnancy test look like?
Kakashi: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.
Gai: Ah, okay.
Gai: Then this is definitely a gun.
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Pt. 1 of 2
Transcript under cut
Pakkun: what's the situation, boss
Kks: well-
Bisuke: HEY, GAIS HERE
Ninken, greeting gai!
Gai: (laughing) Hi, boys!
Pakkun: you should have seen this coming, kid
Kks: yeah yeah
Gai laughing
Pakkun: Hey, gai
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no dogs were harmed in the making of the hot-dog🌭🐕
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