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Quotes Kakashi and Gai didn't say
Taking quotes from shows, tumblr posts, movies, etc, and applying them to KakaGai! If you have any suggestions, let me know! Enjoy!
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Gai: Kakashi, are you having a depressive episode?
Kakashi: Depressive episode??? I've been having a whole ass depressive SERIES for a WHILE, GAI
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Kakashi: Hey, so I think you're pretty cute so I was wondering if you want to go out-
Gai: "Pretty cute?"
Gai: I'm a ADONIS.
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Gai, taking Kakashi’s pulse: Your pulse is pretty fast, are you alright?
Kakashi: Yeah, sorry, let me just relax a bit.
Gai: It’s alright, just take a deep breath for me honey, you’ll be fine.
Kakashi, flustered: …
Gai: ……Why is your heart rate increasing?
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Gai: I have a confession to make.
Kakashi: What?
Gai: I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys.
Kakashi:... tell me why
Gai: *screaming*
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Gai: It's hard to make moral judgements if your family's involved. Like, let's say someone was ticketed for speeding through a school zone, and you find out it was your dad. What would you say to him?
Kakashi: Well first, I would be like... "Dad? You're alive?!"
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Genma: So you’ve never had feelings for anyone?
Gai: Nope, never.
Kakashi: [Walks in]
Gai: [Immediately starts choking]
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Gai: hey
Gai:
Gai: everyone’s bones are wet
Kakashi: why would you say this
Gai: no one said hi back
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Gai: [Falls down the stairs]
[Text messages]
Ebisu: I hope you’re okay!
Genma: Stop falling down the stairs.
Kakashi: How’d the ground taste?
#kakagai#kakashi hatake#maito gai#might guy#kakashi#team choza#incorrect quotes#naruto#genma shiranui#ebisu
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Kakashi: Are you still mad because I missed your chunin exam ceremony? I told you, I had business!
Gai: You were in jail!
Kakashi: IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!
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(Gai is freaking out after a fight with Kakashi, so he shows up at Kurenai and Asuma's)
Gai (when Kurenai opens the door):...Kurenai, I'm a mess. I'm a disaster. I'm a...bi-saster. I'M A BISASTER, KURENAI!
#kakagai#kakashi hatake#maito gai#might guy#kakashi#asuma sarutobi#kurenai yuhi#asukure#incorrect quotes#naruto
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Kakashi, watching Gai: Don’t know if I should punch him or kiss him
Obito: How about neither
Kakashi: Fuck you, just because you said that I’m doing both. At the same time
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Gai, in a dead serious manner: Kakashi, would you love me if I wasn't born?
Kakashi: You have lost thinking privileges.
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Kakashi: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Gai: What did you do?
Kakashi: Nobody died.
Gai: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Gai, to Kakashi: Yes, olive oil, and cheese, and pastries can make you a little fat. Yes, sunshine gives you wrinkles, and wine ruins your liver, and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings.
Gai: But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways.
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Kakashi: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Gai: 19. I’m 18 right now but I’m hopeful.
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Gai, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Kakashi, standing in front of Gai: [bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen]
Gai, crying: Please...stop...
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Kakashi, putting his hand on Gai’s shoulder: I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Gai.
Gai, sadly activating the gates: Damn.
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