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#shes pretty #hn

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

#fucking hell #me

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when i wake up, naruto will be back and i will be normal again because i'll be reminded someone even who saw me at my worst can still care for me so i shouldnt settle for less

#i will absorb my pain. thats all

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i think my favourite sasuke feat has gotta be when he uno reversed orochimaru. the disrespect - rinsed him of all his training, got his summons, learnt his tricks, and then when he didn't need him anymore, he just goes and absorbs him and steals his techniques. king shit.

#me

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I heard you like tomatoes, have you ever tried pink tomatoes? They're not really pink but not a very intense red either, and they're flavorful, not like those mushy ones that are all color no taste. I'd trade you for some natto if you want, tbh if there's one thing I disagree with you on, that would be it, I love the stuff 😂 ✌️ 🍅🍅🍅

i like heirloom and beefsteak tomatoes to avoid the problem youre mentioning, but ive never heard of this...im intrigued.

i'll take you up on that trade. the natto thing is a textural issue, in general i dont do great with slimy/"fluid" foods. okra is another one. my limit is something like mashed potato.

#ask #sasuke rp

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my favourite scene in "everything everywhere all at once" is when they turn into rocks and finally achieve a sense of calm... more than anything it would stop my ears from ringing and my eyes from burning.

#sasuke rp #cant even meditate because the silence makes it worse #Spotify

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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

#im not going to say what im thinking #hn

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obito and alfred hitchcock's vertigo:

obsessed over girl who doesnt want him but is friendly

fake death

mistaken identity to assumed identity to loss of identity

descent into madness

creepy old man following people around

uzumaki

cycle of "reincarnative" torture

catatonia to mania

violent motif(s)

fall from grace -> overcome through reclamation of a violent motif

fucking nuts

#obito #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #this isnt a shitpost im 100% serious #naruto meta #i guess

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Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

#sasuke slaymaker is my drag name #hn

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Let's get cozy, friend.

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#dont think about naruto and itachi dont think about it

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hmmm… 🤔

#imagine if he headbutted you #big ass wooden forehead

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#hn #broski

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why do you think the relationship would be unhealthy then???? you guys love each other 🥺🥺🥺

the first manhwa i ever read was called "flower of evil" and its about siblings with a complex for each other and eventually due to their tendency to do the most i think one of them kills themself because its too intense

i feel like thats what that would turn into since thats basically what already happened ☠️

#ask #sasuke rp #itasasu #its not anti the ship but just realistically i cant see it going down any other way #and in general he makes too many bad choices it would be so annoying #i like our relationship as it is #we're forced to tolerate fight and appreciate each other due to a trauma bond he caused :) #thats a joke

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AND you're not against it?!

why would i be against it? do whatever brings you peace, even if thats thinking about him milking my prostate in a bed of flowers ☠️ doesnt affect my life at all

#ask #sasuke rp #and as a sign of good will: #itasasu

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so what i'm hearing is you think itachi is attractive 👀👀👀👀

...yes?

#ask #hes my brother of course he is

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please what are your actual thoughts on itasasu?? 👀 PLEASE

what thoughts am i supposed to have about strangers wanting me to fuck my brother

i may love to think about things but even my brain has limits, all i can do is laugh along

#ask #sasuke rp #listen: do i love my brother? yes #did i spend my formative teenage years comparing the love of my life to my brother? yes #is my brother attractive? yes #do i want to be physically close with my brother? yes #but only because we both like physical contact and hes warm/heavy #do i want to fuck my brother? not really??? #i dont think we're very compatible it would be the most toxic relationship ever #not that ive thought about it...or anything...like that. #do i have a bafflingly confusing understanding of relationships feelings and bonds? yes #could that be exploited to make me fall in romantic/sexual love with my brother? probably not #we're too brotherly to be anything other than brothers #but go crazy i support freedom of artistic expression

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youre just mad youre the bottom.

now give the people what they want and give me a kiss....please 🥰.

nii-san, ive been informed about and educated on something called "itasasu". apparently it's the fantasy of us being in a romantic relationship. isn't that fucking hilarious? some of the pictures they draw are cute though...

i want to puke. i thought i would keep this hidden from you forever

but yes, some of them are cute.

#corvid-19 #this doesnt stop being funny