Hi, I kinda have a problem. Yesterday I got an amazing idea [drums 🥁🥁🥁] marauders MCU au. I've been assigning marvel characters to marauders and that's how it is now:
Tony Stark -
Chris Rogers - James Potter
Natasha Romanoff -Lily Evans
Bruce Banner -Remus Lupin
Clint Barton - Peter Pettigrew
Thor - Sirius Black
Loki - Regulus
Maria Hill - Mary
Nick Fury - McGonagall ???
Wanda Maximoff - Pandora
Pepper Potts -
Odin - Dumbledore
Peter Parker
Carol Dancers (captain Marvel) - Marlene McKinnon
Valkyrie -Dorcas meadowes
As you can see I have no idea who should go as Tony. My first thought was James, then it changed to Sirius, but if Loki will be Regulus (which I'm 100% sure ab) then Sirius has to be Thor bc brothers dynamic. So do you have any suggestions?
I don't know if anyone has done this before, but @logastellus21 and I have decided there needs to be an avenger McDonald's au, in the spirit of the legendary 2012 Avengers fics.
First off. Fury, as the franchise owner, who's very done with all his employees. He mostly visits the store and sighs.
Phil is the store manager, for obvious reasons, and Hill does all the scheduling, finances and general admin because she's the only one with enough patience and competency to do it.
Tony and Steve are the obvious choice for shift managers. They argue a LOT over their vastly different managerial styles. (See Tony as the "eh it'll sort itself out" type, and then Steve with spreadsheets planning everything out)
Bruce is on till. He doesn't want to be on till. He hates being on till. He's unfortunately, the only who knows how, bar Natasha who's no longer allowed on the till after she told customers to fuck off customers on multiple occasions.
Natasha is on drinks, cause she's fast as fuck, and can keep up with the orders. She also knows everything about everyone in the store but no one knows how.
Thor is on fries, the heat doesn't seem to bother him at all, he doesn't even flinch when he gets splashed by oil. He's also strong enough to carry 4 fry boxes at once, like the champ he is.
Clint is on chicken batch. Close enough to Nat that they keep chatting shit during work. Also we've decided chicken batch people are always way too cheerful so it fits.
We've shoved Loki on meat batch, mostly cause we needed someone to fill the role, and there's no rivalry like a chicken Vs beef rivalry.
That is all. Thanks for reading this slightly unhinged pile of shit. The End.