#Man I want a cat

[snail-eggs]

just met the sweetest little guy outside

#snail thoughts #came right up to me and everything #man i want a cat

[tiny-brain]

I had a weird dream last night that my parents let me get a cat that we named Sky. For some reason at the beginning of the dream Sky started out hairless, but then she slowly started to grow out navy blue fur over the course of the dream. A bunch of other confusing stuff technically happened, but the only thing I can really remember from it is Sky.

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If I ever get a cat, I’m naming it Sky

#Man I want a cat #they’re the perfect little buddies #Give pets

[shripscapi]

Who are you?

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #arya stark #my art #faces on the left are the kindly man the waif arya…and kitty cat :) #i’ve been wanting to draw the robes for thobaw foreverrr. bc I like to draw robes. #if this is too dark or if the colors are weird I may edit this later #my phone and ipad vary so wildly I can’t tell

[cappycodeart]

CONCEPT DOODLES for an AU I dabbled in with a few friends after the winter king episode but kinda forgot about after the Fionna and Cake finale... I decided to revisit it and explore a little more after coming to terms with everything LOL... So, it's another "Winter King doesn't die immediately after his crown gets nuked" AU, but THIS TIME he's just dying really slowly (like Simon in the Betty episode) and ALSO joins Fionna, Cake, and Simon on their search for magic crowns. There's no logic behind this tbh, we just wanted to put him through The Horrors. And make them all friends. But mostly The Horrors. :) (he only gets to live as a treat, because I think he's funny).

Bonus (old screenshot), because this is still funny to me:

#adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake #winter king #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #shared custody au #winter stowaway au #fan art #digital art #flat color #2023 #this is my blog so whatevers man... ima just post what I want now... and what I want rn is silly simon AUs LOL... #so expect more of me releasing my stash tomorrow #this AU makes the story like 500x more messy but it's fine it's funny that's the point don't think too hard about it #this is their fault for killing him now I gotta make up scenarios where he is alive #his design is inspired by some doodles my friend crayon did #ALSO I wanted to keep some of his features different from default simon so they're easier to tell apart... #like YEAH they're the same character... but also I just think it'd be fun... if they had subtle differences... because alternate universes #ALSO HE'S PALE BECAUSE HE'S DYING. JUST MAKING THAT DISCLAIMER... HIS SKIN TONE IS KINDA CLOSE TO DYING SIMON IN THE BETTY EP #BUT IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES HE'D BE CLOSER TO SIMON'S COLORS

[stilitrash]

Fionna was so damn h0rny in this episode and I completely support her <3

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #winter king #the winter king #simoncest #tw sui joke #same simon SAME #I love how much they are doing their best to make simon look EVEN MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH NEW EPISODE #I just wanna give him a hug #when he says 'man I suck...' it broke my heart #but I also felt it very deeply I feel the same lol #I FUKCING LOVE TUMBLRSEXYMAN SIMON OMG #HE DID NOTHING WRONG #candy queen also did nothing wrong I would want to put simon in a blender too <3 #EPISODE 6 MADE ME INSANE #tw suicide mention #tw suicide #I'm recovering from a REALLY serious depressive episode so being able to joke about sui feels kinda cathartic... #but I still feel a bit weird about it #BUT that joke was too funny in my head to pass lol

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

#ethan winters #alcina dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #miss D and her man thing #i dont ship them #ethan is just the wet cat she found outside #au where ethan has rose with him so miss d has to take ethan with her if she wants to keep the baby #she ends up getting attacthed to him anyways #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart

[black-and-yellow]

#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube. #I was gripped. In awe. #A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic #can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since #he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #hizashi yamada #present mic #bnha comic #not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides #always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?' #and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat #Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows? #Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow #But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit #But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled. #eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward #It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste. #so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?

[kristiliqua]

i can only draw him as a little guy (wet cat) and its Maybe a problem

#god forbid i draw this man as an actual man #i wanted to draw niki n tallulah but im stuck drawing this pathetic wet cat of a man . Help me #missasinfonia fanart #missa fanart #qsmp missasinfonia #qsmp missa #missasinfonia #q!missa #philza fanart #qsmp philza #philza #philza mcyt #q!philza #qsmp pissa #qsmp fanart #qsmp #ph1lza #mcyt fanart

[spectre-draws]

Whoever decided I should draw an entire pile of skulls is an idiot (it's me, I'm the idiot).

#trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #fanart #stampede Wolfwood is such an edgy wet cat of a man and i say that with affection #really wanted to get this done before armageddon so I can have prints #crossing my fingers there'll be some trigun fans there

[uncanny-tranny]

The absolute biggest thing I've learned as a trans guy: there is nothing more masculine and manly than not caring about looking or acting masculine or manly. Growing your masculinity or manhood takes time and care - you have no obligation to let the world water your garden when you can do that just fine (and you can, even if it doesn't feel like you can!)

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #trans advice #got a stereotypically 'feminine/woman' piercing and. i feel like a man *inverted shania twain riff from man! i feel like a woman* #nothing affirms my manhood more than not caring about the genuinely toxic imaginings that the world has about manhood and men like me 👍 #yes it can be a struggle ESPECIALLY if you're somebody who actively has to defend your masculinity/manhood... #...it's hard for me too sometimes. i had to not only build my manhood but jealously defend it from the 'phobes... #...but i am all the better for it because this is MINE. i have never truly owned something in this way... #...i don't own other people nor my cats nor even my material possessions - not in the way i own my manhood... #...i own it like a tiger owns his territory and i defend it similarly... #...i do not WANT to own my loved ones or possessions the same as i own my manhood and masculinity. this is special to me #my manhood was *made* for me to be owned anyway. i feel that applies to every trans person who hasn't felt able to own themselves #this is in the same vein as learning to cast aside the cissexist views of bodies&experiences that can make dysphoria worae

[himbolithium]

BeardBeardBeard

#invincible #invincible fanart #omni man #he looks so fine w a beard #I want to pick him up like a cat

[y3llow-hoodie]

bit of a self indulgent ask, but i Adore your vast!jon au and i was wondering if by any chance he made friends with mike crew at some point 👀👀?

(I’ve always thought mikes character could’ve been explored more in canon, maybe if he survived daisy’s attack jon would’ve come back w more questions or smth, maybe this time he actually accepts his tea offer lmao)

Actually a few people asked me if vast!jon would be friends with Mike crew.

Imo, he would be an outside party that is not involved with Simon Fairchild’s affairs, but Jon heard of him and met him a couple of times.

When jon finally catches on that something isn’t right, he goes to his place and asks for answers (this would happen around end season 2 probs)

Here a lil comic about it >:)

Edit: I friggin forgot to add mike’s scars, now it’s all fixed 👌

Vast!Jon AU _ 1-2-3-4-X-6-7

#wet cat Jon is best Jon #I really really wanted to make the last panel showing both of their scars ;D #man I love symbolism #the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus institute #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archive #tma shitpost #tma jon #tma headcanons #tma jonathan sims #tma jon sims #tma vast #tma the vast #tma mike crew #tma vast!jon #vast!jon

[canisalbus]

I found your art like right before you started featuring Vasco more prominently in the lore, and seeing the focus shift from "This sad wet cat of a dog man priest is doomed by the narrative" to "this sad wet cat of a dog man priest has a sunshiny gay lover who is his world" has been a fun trip lol

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#ah! so you got to watch this whole thing unfold! #I remember the early reactions to Vasco's reappearance #it seemed like people were cautiously hoping there was some chemistry going on but didn't want to jump to conclusions #I loved how well the first sneaky hidden kiss piece (saving grace) was received #it's one of my personal favorites still #not only because I think it turned out nicely from a technical point of view #but people were so excited to see it #it was heartwarming #answered #anonymous #sad wet cat of a dog man priest #and his sunshine gay lover who is his world #amen

[armsofhadar]

gale wanting power to prove he has worth astarion wanting power to be safe wyll wanting power to protect the ones he loves

#gale #astarion #wyll ravengard #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #i'm just so gughghgh about them #also gale and astarion's parallels about hunger OAGHH #i remember tim saying something about gale like 'he has a cat and a library. all this man desperately wants is to be loved' and i just ALSG #paraphrased but u kno #days without losing it over that fucking wizard: 0 #relapsed relapsed relapsed

[pokkeshii]

He’s not missing please don’t worry about him

#little baby man #danny phantom #silly little guy i love him sm #you are what you eat #he’s a cat #i hope you can tell who wrote this #first time i saw him i avoided looking for stuff of him cuz i thought this was canon and i didn’t want to spoil myself lol #if canon danny looked like this his life would be sm easier #my art #pokkeish

[harmonysanreads]

The sumeru love hexagon.... imagine that darling has their own cat that hates everyone except for darling and wanderer👀👀

I'm giggling just imagining the scenes 🤭

It's like Wanderer and your cat share this weird out-of-this-world connection, or at least, they both have a consensus that they cannot allow anyone to lay their dirty hands on their human. Whenever the puppet sees that someone has crossed boundaries (it's his own envy, mostly), all he needs to do is bring your cat to the person's face and his feline partner-in-crime tends to resolve the issue. It's efficient and has very little consequences ✨

Oh, if Kaveh wasn't miserable enough already. As someone who's fond of animals himself, he genuinely wants to befriend your pet. He also recognizes that doing so would make you two even closer, but how can he achieve that when the animal in question hisses if it even sees him in your vicinity? Spends way too much time trying to win over your cat and unintentionally creates the opportunity for others to win you instead.

It's Alhaitham who utilizes the chance. He's already dead last in realizing his affections and the fact that he needs to fight in order to earn yours. He isn't going to let go of any opening now, however miniscule it might be. As for his opinions on your cat and its passionate distaste for your suitors... well, in the end, it's still just an animal. He doesn't consider it his competition, neither something that he absolutely has to earn the approval of.

If stares could kill, both Cyno and your cat would be dead and one with the soil by now. Intense glaring competitions occur whenever they're in the same room, neither willing to back down. It's silly, maybe a little funny — who are you kidding, it's absolutely hilarious seeing the General Mahamatra at a serious stare down with a cat of all beings. Cyno would never raise a hand against it (because let's be honest, he could kill it without much effort) but your pet certainly has gotten handsy a few times. You always end up tending to the scratches anyway, so, who's winning now, huh?

Tighnari is a little irritated at first, but maintains distance from it for everyone's peace. He's most likely to tame your cat, given his expertise with these kinds of things. But hear out this little side tangent of mine : Reader who owns a pet bunny who hates Tighnari. It's angelic and sweet demeanor with others taking a drastic shift once it senses the presence of the fox. You know the drill, archaic nemeses.

[ au masterlist ]

#man i want a cat but i'm allergic :') #i have quite a few cat owners as friends though #love those people #sumeru love hexagon #yandere #yandere genshin impact #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin impact x reader #yandere al haitham #yandere alhaitham #yandere wanderer #yandere scaramouche #yandere kaveh #yandere cyno #yandere tighnari #yandere alhaitham x reader #yandere al haitham x reader #yandere cyno x reader #yandere tighnari x reader #yandere scaramouche x reader #yandere wanderer x reader #yandere kaveh x reader #alhaitham x reader #wanderer x reader #kaveh x reader #cyno x reader #tighnari x reader