#LMAO AND ME NEITHER!

[abnormalpsychology]

Sometimes this site gives me a much brighter flame of hope for the future and sometimes it makes me a whole lot worse. I think that’s worth being transparent about actually

#aandddd the shitty parts of this site are really really shitty #there’s this strange agreement on some things as if tumblr is a hive mind yet #like there is not one agreed opinion and idk #i forget there’s no real answers to anything because I’m not even trying to find answers I just want comfort #i feel like a bad person for enjoying things all the time just because of being here #despite the common claim of ‘renouncing cringe’ #shame is so deeply entrenched in nd people and society that it just seems so hard to let go of #it’s literally perfect for oppressed people to use to make fun of others like ‘we’re the good kind tho not them’. #the purity culture of this place is so insanely insidious because none of us will ever be clean enough for each other. #that’s why we’re human beings and not. products #tumblr’s isolated but it’s not nearly as free as anyone here would like to believe it is. nor superior #other ways to cope with shame besides more shame would be nice you know what I mean #personalposting on main sorry #LMAO AND ME NEITHER! #and I’m hypocritical just by sharing this much rn to cope lmaoooooo #i post everything I post with the hope that it might help someone #and of course I’m fucked too! #insert that article that’s like ‘we should know less about each other’ lol #the commodification of the human spirit etc etc #existential dread and capitalism and etc etc etc #vent #bbge.vent

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 162

“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie. 

“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end. 

“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain. 

“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?” 

All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor. 

“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes. 

“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #danny fenton #ellie fenton #tim drake #Ras: *Makes Tim Clones* #Danny & Ellie: Lmao we’re gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~ #All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing #Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl? #Ellie: Idk man but I’m not changing #Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs #They’re going to do mischief and make the Batfam think they’ve always been triplets #They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets #Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isn’t going to stop them #Nothing can go wrong ever they’re sure #Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode #Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline #And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid #He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show

[shentheauthor]

Hitting Narinder with the aspec beam

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #listen he’s demisexual or graysexual to me #or I should say he’s lambsexual lmao #he does not understand his siblings in the slightest #neither does Shamura

[brother-emperors]

--or perhaps,' continues Octavian. 'You're angry that I've outplayed you at your own game because you were too busy fucking in your old master's house to notice anything that was going on around you.'

He smiles suddenly, bright and wide. 'Enjoy the party, Marcus.'

this scene takes place sometime after philippi, and was originally just some historical fiction I was writing last year for fun focusing on antony, octavian, and agrippa. then I got stressed out watching the new season of a show, started drawing while it played, and ended up turning it into a short comic lmao

the dialogue in this scene is referencing this bit out of Suetonius:

In early youth he incurred the reproach of sundry shameless acts. Sextus Pompey taunted him with effeminacy; Mark Antony with having earned adoption by his uncle through unnatural relations; and Lucius, brother of Mark Antony, that after sacrificing his honour to Caesar he had given himself to Aulus Hirtius in Spain for three hundred thousand sesterces, and that he used to singe his legs with red-hot nutshells, to make the hair grow softer. What is more, one day when there were plays in the theatre, all the people took as directed against him and loudly applauded the following line, spoken on the stage and referring to a priest of the Mother of the Gods, as he beat his timbrel: "See'st how a wanton's finger sways the world?"

Suetonius Augustus 68

what a fun group of people!! they should all eat each other

#octavian #mark antony #komiks tag #roman empire tag #WOW it's been a minute since i got to use that tag #the bit of my own writing (technically all of this is my own writing but in the text part of the post) is referencing #some shit about antony letting the conspirators go ahead and assassinate caesar for his own ends #which is fun to think about bc octavian proceeded to pull a similiar move but better #the gods favor one of you for sure lmao #i favor neither of you except for where i sided with octavian bc his narrative potential appeals to me more

[armor-eater]

‘Dungeon Meshi isn’t focused on romance and you may be missing what it’s trying to say if you only focus on that aspect’ and ‘trying to shut down conversations about farcille completely is kinda lesbophonic when that energy isn’t directed towards any f/m or m/m ships’ are both true statements btw.

If you find yourself annoyed that shippers are focusing on farcille but don’t care about other shippers then maybe keep that to yourself. There is a conversion to be had about how fandoms hyper focus on ships but trying to say any f/f ship is responsible for that is kinda insane to me.

#dungeon meshi #farcille #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #I feel like a flip floper #because I was just annoyed about how people were forgetting that everyone was involved in Falin’s resurrection #but I just keep seeing people really annoyed about how people are viewing Marcille’s motives from a shipper point of view #and you aren’t going to sit there and tell me that Marcille doesn’t view Falin as the most important person in her life #like #that’s not me being a shipper lmao #Marcille’s love for Falin IS what is causes a whole lot of problems #if you view that love as romance is irrelevant #Laois and Marcille agree to bring her back using the dragon because neither could dare do otherwise #just #ahhhh

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #108

When you meet your soulmate you both feel it, you know down to your bones that this person was meant to be with you for life, if you’re unable to find them before you pass on, your ghosts will be unable to locate each other in the afterlife. The Fentons tried to make a way to locate your soulmate using ectoplasm, unfortunately for Danny he’s the only one in the family yet to find his. Jazz actually found hers when she started school in Gotham, some guy named Jason, if Danny remembered correctly. They try some experiments with Danny and something works just not as intended as with every piece of Fenton tech. Danny wakes up in an unfamiliar room and in an unfamiliar body. Looking around, it appears his soulmate is rich, he’s got to call his soulmate and explain the situation. He’s not looking forward to explaining his powers to them but if they’re going to be in his body best to let them know what to expect from Danny’s weird biology.

Damian woke up to an unfamiliar ringtone in an unfamiliar room. Assessing the situation he noticed the number from the phone was actually his own. Might as well answer it to see if he could get some answers.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #damian wayne #Danny and Damian body swap #Body swap #ive always loved body swaps or gender swaps probably helped me find my identity as nonbinary but that’s neither here nor there #Little bit of anger management too #anger management #dead serious #LMAO what if Danny’s powers screw up right as Damian reaches out for the phone and he can’t grip it because it keeps going through his hand #Damian probably struggles a lot #shenanigans #Damian recognizes Jazz and wonders why he’s in his brothers soulmates brother #soulmate au #writing prompt

[elizakai]

some inkmare doodles from a while ago they are so stupid

#utmv #undertale #ut au #traditional scribbles #sans aus #inkmare #or not #ink sans #nightmare sans #dreamtale #dreamtale nightmare sans #_tale #sans ships #they are so so stupid #it’s a fun ship hehe #shitty scribbles for ye #my art #I GUESS LMAO #neither of them understand romance prove me wrong

[starry-bi-sky]

okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.

So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).

Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.

Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021

Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.

Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)

Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.

It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc #plus amity suddenly going 'we have ghosts' could be seen as a case of city-wide FOMO finally hitting so nobody believes them #and thats if the belief of ghosts not being real is as strong as it is in dp canon #the media blackout could also be /city-induced/ too #where amity parkers are so proud of being 'normal' and 'not having superheros' that many of them try and deny the existence of Phantom #and the mayor and news sources themselves just. stubbornly refuse to let news of ghosts get out to the other cities #do you know how much shit they'll get?? they'll be a laughingstock! #gothamites would never leave them alone. neither would central city or the metropolitans or starling city or-- #the other big cities will make fun of them :( #my new favorite hc that stemmed from this is that every major city in the dcu is rivaling with each other #there's a lot you can experiment with this idea imo lmao #this whole post sums up my writing and thinking process pr well tbh #this stemmed because im making a childhood friends au short story doc and wanted to avoid the typical tropes about how AP went undetected #from the rest of the US. bc. im not a fan of the media blackout idea via tucker/technus/gov and i wanted to keep AP an urban city #so i had to come up with something else #hence me looking into DCU cities and how many there are and realizing that there is a decent amount of other cities other than the main #popular ones and being DELIGHTED because then i could use that as an excuse for why amity went overlooked. bc there are many cities with #heroes in it. so its not surprising if another city gets a hero TOO. plus the news also focusing on more popular heroes and cities so again #the news of amity getting a hero gets drowned out by whatever new thing the JL or someone from the JL did that week

[starrywangxian]

i'm so deep in my belief that lan wangji is autistic and wei wuxian has adhd that i forget it's not canon so when i see posts talking about it i'm always like "yeah??? this isn't new information???" and then i realise to some people it is new information and it is a new way of looking at them.

#like when i introduce wangxian to ppl i always say “yeah wwx is the red and black adhd bi and lwj is the white an blue autistic gay” #i forget it's not canon neither is it common knowledge ksdjskjds #anyway #if you want me to make a post wx being neurodiverse lemme know #i might just make one soon anyway lmao #starrywangxian #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #cql #the untamed #lan wangji #wei wuxian

[thesherrinfordfacility]

the clod and the pebble

#i have neither the skills nor the facility to make a properly good gifset #but i have a love of william blake. by god was i going to bring that vision to life #this was just simply the only format in which it would work #good omens #classics omens #lmao not me only realising now the typo in the first one. fuck it it still makes sense even if it changes the tone a bit #lets pretend it was an artistic choice yeah

[writeitinsharpie]

janto is secretive bitch/secretive bastard and that's why they work

#torchwood #sharpie says shit #shitpost #jack harkness #ianto jones #janto #any other relationship would be like “are you keeping secrets from me?” #in this one neither of them have hands clean lmao #“how old are you jack?” “remember that time you kept a cyberman in the basement?” #also ianto is the mean girl bitch and jack is the asshole bastard no i will not take arguments #toxic relationship Of All Time

[julesdraws]

flustered (1)

#hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin alastor #radioapple #alastor fanart #hazbin hotel art #I'D LET HER STEP ON ME SHE COULD RIP ME TO SHREDS I DON'T CARE I'M OBSESSED #....uhhh ... did y'all hear smth...?? #nah me neither #(i'm too gay for this shit) #digital painting #my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #art #digital art #y'all better reblog this cuz i've spent too much time on it lmao (jk #or am i?) #female alastor #fem!alastor

[evilkitten3]

one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.

almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)

meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #i know naruto gets a lot of shit for calling everybody old #but in his defense so many characters talk like it???? #like if you're gonna use washi around naruto i think it's fair for him to start calling you occhan or whatever #g-d grant me madara's level of delusional self-confidence lmao #japanese #i don't remember him ever using washi ever. and neither did obito when he made the switch from tobi to darth vadara #also this is unrelated but what the fuck is going on with obito's legs #that is not where his knee(s) should be i'm pretty sure

[saltpepperbeard]

My ✨Extremely Borple✨ submission for @renewasacrew's Draw in Your Style compilation! There's less than 24 hours before submissions close, and they're going for sheer numbers. Just doodle a little something and jump on in! 💜

#OFMD #SaveOFMD #RenewOFMD #Renew as a crew #OFMD Season 3 #me: what if i took the lighthouse painting but made it Gayer SHDJKSDHKL #also yes yes some of my lines aren't straight shhshshshshhsh but neither am i and neither is this show LMAO

[aurumacadicus]

@daeshikoba tagged me in this and hmm. Well I am screaming in lowercase.

If you want to be tagged in the game consider yourself tagged! Find it here.

#tumblr meme #only thing truly wrong is that compliments are not a weakness for me lmao #neither giving nor receiving #we are all getting complimented in this chili's tonight

[dunkinbublin]

Saw your requests were open,,

could we get a tails in a jester hat?

Important mission of mine to asks artists to draw this. Life mission.

whatever floats ur boat man

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #ask #miles tails prower #tails the fox #dunkinreqs #hey remember when u sent this #me neither #i got to it eventually tho right???lmao #dunkinsart