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#Kate can suck it!
tequiilasunriise · 6 months
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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).
#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY#yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure#the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained#the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin#looking DIRECTLY at Bruce#‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR#Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry#babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying#(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN#dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this#(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess#Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all#also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now#the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy#dc#stephcass#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfam
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beholdingslut · 6 months
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my roman empire if we are being honest. he should've fucked that old man
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thychesters · 3 months
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in impel down iva injected luffy with healing hormones to combat magellan’s poison so he’s been screaming in pain and suffering for the last 10 hours. all i can think about is how in the one piece timeline kuma took away his pain maybe not even a week ago on thriller bark, and so then i wonder how much worse luffy’s suffering would be if that hadn’t happened, if it would be ten fold, or compounded into something where he wouldn’t even be able to scream.
and while i’m thinking about all of that all luffy can think about is his big brother, calling out for ace because that’s who all of this is for
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celaenaeiln · 1 year
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Damian accidentally lets his smuggled snake loose on the plane
Air hostess: *screaming because there’s a snake on her head*
Other hosts and hostesses: *screaming to calm each other down*
Damian: *Trying to coax his snake Claudius back to him*
Kate: *drunk out of her mind and flirting with a brunette*
Bruce: *screaming at his kids for letting this happen*
Stephanie and Jason: *the first who helped Damian smuggle it on in the first place and the second who accidentally unzipped the carry-on both screaming back at Bruce that they’re innocent and Bruce only likes to blame them for everything and-*
Tim: *abandoning stealthiness to overtly dump boxes of peanut packets into his duffel bag for Kon who doesn’t get to experience the joys of flying*
Cass: *power posing in the bathroom and snapping Lady Shiva*
Duke: *decides that this would be the optimal time to check the safety measures forcefully*
Passengers: *screaming their heads off because there’s a snake on the plane*
Dick: *completely passed out*
60 mins later the snake is confiscated and the plane is doing an emergency landing
Dick: *waking up* oh we’re here already? That was a nice flight
Bruce: ……
Damian: ……
Jason: ……
Cass: …..
Tim: …….
Duke: …….
Passengers: ……
Flight attendants: …….
Kate: *slurred* hmmm?? Oh niiiccee hot date time
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sincerity--extreme · 8 months
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tyrannoslex · 2 years
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I will never forgive DC for making Bruce Wayne a bad parent.
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clovermunson · 6 months
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Werewolf’s Bite: CYM as classic Halloween playlist bangers.
have i been dying to share some of my favorite halloween/spooky songs? absolutely. does this give me the perfect chance to do that? yes.
you as season of the witch by donovan
@ardent-musings as goo goo muck by the cramps
@bookshelf-dust as somebody’s watching me by rockwell
@eddiesdruid as spooky by classics iv
@jackys-stuff-blog as monster mash by bobby “boris” pickett
join the sleepover!
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aceghosts · 8 months
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I want to write so badly, but I just feel so uninspired.
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minty-bubblegum · 7 months
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There's no cheezy moon to my minty bubblegum dramatic sigh I'm so bored 😔
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halforcdad · 2 years
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Kate Whistler being a former lawyer explains so much
and this was a fun, unexpected way for the audience to learn it, (she was barely in the episode and we still got backstory for her!) but this is the type of stuff i wish we'd get to see the characters learn/find out on-screen and react to
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OMFG WTSF!!! WHO DARED ANYONE PUT THIS OUT INTO THE UNIVERSAL!
From: GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT > Movies & TV
Alicia Vikander Makes An Amazing Captain Janeway For Star Trek: Voyager Reboot, artwork of Alicia Vikander as Captain Janeway for a potential Star Trek: Voyager reboot and the Swedish star looks like a great replacement. By JONATHAN KLOTZ | UPDATED 19 HOURS AGO
We humbly suggest Alicia Vikander as her replacement for a new Star Trek: Voyager series. The star has demonstrated a wide range of characters in her career, from Lara Croft to Gloria Steinem (peruse her IMDB for the full extent), making her a great fit for the tough but compassionate Kathryn Janeway. Giant Freakin’ Robot staff wondered what this would look like, so we ran it through an AI artwork generator, and the result is amazing.
A future version of Voyager was involved in the series, proving pivotal in getting the ship back to Federation space, setting up Kate Mulgrew to reappear as Admiral Janeway, while Seven of Nine is now part of Star Trek: Picard. What if Alicia Vikander and the possible reboot followed the future ship from a timeline that never saw them return?
And this where I lose my collective shit! Ok first things first and I'm sorry to point out the obvious but can I start with fact Alicia Vikander doesn't even resemble Kate Mulgrew in any way! Then there's the fucking fact of if Paramount was going to reboot Voyager for some reason, which I highly doubt...WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE SOMEONE BESIDES KATE MULGREW PLAY KATHRYN JANEWAY!!!! I mean seriously is it an age thing, or their completely stupid thing? Because no one and I mean no one can play Janeway better or ever come close to Kate! She knows Janeway's character inside and out. I may not agree 100% with everything she believes about Janeway however no one else is basically Kathryn Janeway. Two pieces of fan art be damned it doesn't mean shit! Which if you want to see them you'll have Google them because I will not put that blasphemy on my page!! This just pisses me off, where is it coming from? When we all know Kate would be more than happy to take up the role of Janeway again and has in Star Trek Prodigy. So if they did a reboot of Voyager I have little doubt she would be willing to play Janeway in that. Also we don't need a reboot of Voyager! We got 7 season of the original with Kate Mulgrew, Jeri Ryan, Roxanne Dawson, Robbie McNeill, Robert Picardo, Tim Russ, Garrett Wang, Ethan Phillips and Robert Beltran. Go watch the original for crying out loud! What I want to see is a Janeway series like Picard got. That would be amazing to see. To see Kate reprise her role as Kathryn Janeway, have her go on new adventures and go more deeply into her character in a way they never truly did on Voyager.
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thychesters · 1 year
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the perfect man doesn’t exi—
franky: yeah i store cola in the mini fridge that is my stomach
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adammilligan · 2 years
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i think michael and lilith hooked up and it was so bad that he gave hell a one-star review on yelp as if it was somehow HER fault he has no idea how to treat a lady
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middletonmarkle · 1 year
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idk man….idk if i can be neutral anymore after what’s gone down. i just don’t understand how in the same week meghan talks about wanting to take her own life because of the horrific media treatment she’s received, camilla hosts piers fucking morgan and jeremy clarkson (whose recent article was so dehumanizing and humiliating i don’t even wanna repeat it) for christmas lunch?? even if you think she’s lying about stupid shit like curtsies or what colors she wore (which she’s not lying but whatever y’all think what you want) how can you look at this woman’s suffering and think it’s okay to break bread and share giggles with her abusers?? this is just beyond…..
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theoppositeofhero · 2 years
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Oh my GOODNESS!!! That past/present/shadows whatever whatever gifset is AMAZING!!!! Worth it to lose a day of work for sure! (From an outsider perspective abd not from a place of missing out on a days pay - which I would make up for if possible!) It’s just so SO good and the moments you chose are so PERFECT!!! Thank you so much for making and sharing it! Truly a masterpiece that somehow broke my heart and also mended it again!
Awww!!! Thank you!!!
I did not lose a day’s pay, thankfully, just time but like you said, worth it! Although I must admit I thought it wouldn’t turn out good even…
What an amazing start to the season eh? Here’s to many many more Kacy moments!!
And I am glad your heart is mended because there’s more where that came from… I think….
Anyways thank you again for this! You made my day! 🤓
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lucindarobinsonvevo · 2 years
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au where paul dies after episode 6000 and elle has to return to eb to manage lassiters, the paper, find out where amy is so she can get her inheritance, find out who killed her father, and also visit robert in jail to let him know about the trust paul set up for him. oh, and being andrew’s new parental guardian  
#im envisioning elle trying to convince andrew to stay in school and him wanting her to teach him the ropes of the hotel instead#and she cant get him to promise to get his hsc just that he will stay until the end of year 11#and she has to go to parent/teacher interviews with libby because andrew wont stop wearing paul's jackets over his school uniform#while teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown herself she travels to see robert#who is quite pleased to find out he's going to be getting like $100 a week to spend in the comissary#so he gives elle some advice - stop trying to do what dad would do (steam roll him) and do what elle would do#so she agrees and invites andrew out to dinner#and is like. look man. you need that hsc but i know highschool sucks. so. here are some other options#(go to a different school#get your hsc through a tafe advanced program. or take a tafe course alongside highschool that kind of thing)#and andrew is like ok. i will think about it. if i stay in school can you and donna go back to being friends because she is killing me dude#(elle stopped being friend with anyone she considers a 'traitor' for not calling her after paul's accident preventing her from saying a fina#l goodbye to her father -- the list also includes lucas#rebecca and declan and karl#kate just narrowly escpaed being on the list but suffice to say elle is not happy with her)#elle agrees#the b plot is elle telling lucas to stop flirting with her and that they are never getting back together (like ever)#but she is willing to be cordial and polite to him for andrew's sake#no progress is made on finding amy. elle begins to wonder if private investigators are a scam#she also previously figured out (with andrew's help) that rebecca pushed paul#but rather than send her to jail she allowed mark to arrest diana#and instead basically exiled them to oakey where oliver would help them figure out the next steps#basically saying 'i dont care where those next steps are just as long as they are farfar away from me and andrew.'#neighbourspost
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