#John Winchester is a bitch

[spookyblazecoffee]

I fucking hate J*hn Winchester so much. He's a little bitch. Even his past self thought he was. I'm almost done with the fifth season (I'm on 5x18), and OH MY GODDDD!!! Adam :( I love him so fucking much! Ahhhhh!! If Adam was in the show the whole time, Dean and Adam would've made such a funny duo throughout the years. (If someone has made/wants to make a fic where everything is the exact same except Adam is a more permanent character, I would love to have the name of it. Also, "I rebelled for this?!" that's gay. Also, we're just gonna ignore that the next episode is Hammer of the Gods.

#Supernatural #Supernatural Rewatch #Supernatural season five #Adam Milligan #Anti John Winchester #Adam Milligan ML #John Winchester Sucks #Fuck John Winchester #John Winchester is a bitch #Confetti it's a parade!!! #SPN 5x18 #Supernatural 5x18 #Destiel #Fuck Zachariah #Anti Zachariah #Zachariah is a little bitch #Adam Milligan my baby #Adam My Love <3 #Adam Milligan ML <3 #Suddenly my name is Michael

[bvrtysbvtches]

the most unrealistic thing that happened in supernatural was john going to heaven

#that bitch shouldve stayed in hell #my hatred of that man is unparalleled #john winchester #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #spn #the winchesters

[acecroft]

That's why you're going to say yes.

#spnedit #supernaturaledit #tvedit #dean winchester #archangel michael #michael #michael!john #spn michael #matt cohen #jensen ackles #spn #supernatural #spn season 5 #mygifs #i forgot michael was such a sassy bitch

[saltbind]

sam and john winchester | selections from Sharon Olds, Beyond Harm

#my post #john winchester #sam winchester #my edit #i have a loooooot of feelings about this one. #if u come onto this post to bitch at me i will find u

[lebanon-wip]

Biblically accurate sibling interactions (God said bitchy!sam rights)

#let them be bitches!!! #let them bond over weird family shit!!! #john winchester a+ parenting #biting and killing him

[staffs-secret-blog]

Why do we hate John Winchester for literally being a Vietnam war vet with just heaps of trauma on top of his trauma with trauma sauce, who didn't do a great job as a dad for sure. Still he did the best he could with the cards he was dealt.... yet we forgive Sam who literally went to Stanford and spent 15 seasons bitching and moaning about how life's not fair. To his brother who literally spent what felt like lifetimes being tortured in hell to save his sorry ass, lost everyone he ever loved, had a shot at the family of his dreams and had to give it up to keep them safe, AND kept a good attitude about the whole thing?

Honestly? Fuck Sam Winchester right in the bellybutton.

Leave me alone why did you send me this

#ask #anonymous #You conveniently forgot the part where Sam spent time in the cage getting tortured by lucifer after saving Dean's life #and stopping the apocalypse #Also Sam spent 3 times as long in the cage as dean was in hell #After his life Sam does deserve to bitch about wanting a normal life #Dean would kill you for saying this about Sam #And fuck john winchester #Look at this you drew out the supernatural fan in me #Very rude of you

[shinelikethunder]

brain gently vibrating about "you can't let [this job get to you], you can't bring it home with you like that" in Phantom Traveler, and why/how by s1 Dean has cultivated the persona and coping strategies that he has... and also about "you know, when you were a kid i'd come home from a hunt, and after what i'd seen, i'd be--wrecked. and you, you'd come up to me and put your hand on my shoulder, and you'd look me in the eye and you'd say, 'it's okay, dad.' and you shouldn't have had to say that to me. i should've been saying that to you."

#supernatural #spn s1 #dean winchester #john winchester #may have been a domineering drill sergeant of a dad but so many of the bros' s1/s2 conversations about him hinge on the unspoken fact #that he was also a needy grief-wracked messy-ass bitch who brought *all* his shit home to his kids while telling them nothing

[ironmandeficiency]

#jj’s on the dumb bitch juice #polls #lgbt #freddie mercury #bagginshield #destiel #bunsen and beaker #johnlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #dean winchester #castiel #dr. bunsen honeydew #beaker #steve harrington #eddie munson #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #which is gayer? #shitpost #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi

[suncaptor]

Like I think it's funny people jump to "Sam doesn't know Dean" when Sam shows shock at Dean's behavior rather than "Sam is reacting to Dean showing a different side the role he generally plays which reveals a history the show is telling us of how they interact and define each other."

#also s1 specifically shows a lot of contrast as a way to show us characters #for example Sam is like. angry and bitter and not caring the way he usually does because he's grieving and traumatised #this is brought up repeatedly by Dean to contrast and give us insight into Sam and how Dean usually compares #this is done with Dean too but more regarding Deans posturing. let the contrasts show Deans depth #spn #incoherents #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #sammy #dean #i do think dean comes off better early on if you ignore the red flags and misogyny stuff because of this #because on screen Sam is like. losing his mind and angry sharp edges because hes going through something #and we see That as the contrast of him meanwhile it's more opposite with Dean. like we see sensitivities to his rough edges so to speak #unless you like it when sam is a crazy bitch which ✌️✌️ #also if you understand s1 Sams autistic swag youll love him forever...... #and if you like. want someone to be angry at john

[sweetpapercroissant]

dean winchester is a fucking saint because for over 2 decades he had to put up with a post-YED john and a teenage sam winchester and not only did he not shoot those two and ditch their corpses on the side of the road but also actually took care of them often to the detriment of his own well-being all while being a child and later a teenager himself. could not be me.

#i don’t actually think he was a paragon of love and patience or anything #but if it were me i would have just taken a hammer to their skulls and called it a day #annoying ass bitches (affectionate) #and he deserves a medal just for the fact that he didn’t #supernatural #dean winchester #sam and dean and john #.txt

[thisgunisonfire]

Honestly I would die for a fic that was about Dean, after dying in the finale, waking up outside his house holding Sam at 4 years old. Their mom is dead, their dad is traumatized, but this time he’s actually an adult so he raises Sam properly and maybe takes him a leaves when he’s old enough

#fic rec #please #help a bitch out #sam winchester #dean winchester #Dean being Sam’s parent #time travel #fuck john winchester

[spookyblazecoffee]

How I relate to each of J*hn Winchester’s kids

Dean: Bisexual trans man, and I have two younger siblings at least one of which is a half-sibling, and my dad’s a bitch.

Sam: Bisexual, and I have at least one older sibling who has the same mom and dad as me and at least one younger sibling that is a half-sibling, and my dad’s a bitch.

Adam: Nonbinary, and I have two older siblings at least one of which is a half-sibling. Also I was raised by a single mother, and my dad’s a bitch.

#Dean Winchester #Trans Dean Winchester #Bisexual Dean Winchester #Sam Winchester #Bisexual Sam Winchester #Adam Milligan #Nonbinary Adam Milligan #Stan Adam Milligan #Me being a vague bitch #Anti John Winchester #John Winchester sucks #The one (1) good thing Azazel did was kill John #I would also like to kill John Winchester #I hate John Winchester #John Winchester is a bitch

[meatmensch]

the way that some ppl just. do not understand the role of john winchester and his abuse and how it manifests and how it actually makes so much sense for dean and sam's opinions about him to not be consistent. girlies i wish i had your lives

#someone didnt grow up with an abusive father huh 😒 #also bitches be like damn my dad is back in town. that sucks. i dont wanna think abt it. ill think abt john winchester instead #abuse cw #my posts #spn

[isa-belle1367]

"John's homophobic!" I'm sorry, are we looking at the same man here? You can very clearly tell where Dean gets his raging bisexuality from

this man partakes in homosexual activities

#it had to be said #there is no way that man is straight #hes a bitch #but not straight #john winchester #young john winchester #supernatural #spn

[jamieontheroof]

i love how when we first find out that chuck is god he is holding a "worlds best dad" mug

#LIKE NO #bitch you are not the worlds best dad #i mean john winchester is worse than you but youre still shit #spn #chuck shurley

[babyjackdaniels]

I’m on the episode where the guys meet Adam for the first time and I swear I will throw hands and many many words with John if I ever met him 😡😡😡🤬🤜🤜

#no John Winchester apologists allowed #that absolute son of a bitch 😡🤬 #it’s breaking my heart to hear how he treated Adam comparatively to the boys 🥺 #spn #things are clicking different with this rewatch #supernatural #son of a bitch John Winchester