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A family can be a man, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, a humanoid lifeform that evolved from his pet cat, an unstable sanitation mechanoid and a senile ship computer. And I think that's beautiful okay?
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darkestpoet · 3 months
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Henry winter may have done terrible things but holy shit he was hot.
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annabellelupin · 11 months
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Marlene and Dorcas are peak "You with the dark curls, you with the water color eyes" and no I will not take criticism on this
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cheatachu-72 · 1 year
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Have a Trogtastic day everybody everybody!
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thatlonelycactus · 6 months
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Random Good Omens HC that will def be disproved in s3:
So y’all know that theory that “Crowley can’t see stars bc of his eyes- that was his punishment for falling” well what if his eyes were the reason he fell. What if Crowley was the Almighty’s favourite and, because of Their bias They tried to save him from falling whilst still punishing him? Like if on the trial day- whatever they did idk I’m imagining a trial occurred even if everyone was declared guilty and cast out- the Almighty was like “For your crime of asking questions, I’ll take away your ability to see what you have created” and gave him the eyes of a snake. However, this was the last straw, for how could They be so cruel to punish someone for asking questions? And Crowley realised that Heaven was not what it pretended to be because HOW could they justify the punishment for his crimes or maybe he just couldn’t live with the shame of having snake eyes (I like the former more) and so he chose to fall instead of remain an angel and live with the loss of his beloved stars. But yeah I just needed to get that out of my head because as much as I like this idea it’s a) prob not gonna happen and b) just yeah.
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gaylittlewizardcat · 2 years
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Jemima: Ok!
Mistoffelees: What are you doing?
Jemima: Talking to the Everlasting!
Mistoffelees: Is She telling you to kill people?
Jemima: Yep!
Mistoffelees: That’s not the Everlasting, that’s Macavity
Macavity’s disembodied voice: Hello Jemima
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Bakers/People Who Enjoy Desserts: Assistance?
I am making a strawberry trifle of sorts and I’m not sure how I should make it, so I thought I might get some outside opinions.
(By the way, I’m talking about angel food cake and the layers with cake on bottom would be cake, strawberries, cream, strawberry jam, cream. The layers with cake crushed and split in two would be cake, strawberries, cream, cake, strawberry jam, and cream.)
If you have another idea, please tell me in the tags! Thank you so much 🐸
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ijustwantanswers · 1 year
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Kimbra: This is my estranged husband, Bud!
Kimbra: and this is Bud’d boyfriend, Bushroot!
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whiteshipnightjar · 4 months
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Zoozve, my beloved
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griancraft · 4 months
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Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat
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james-p-sullivan · 4 months
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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you may think your only options are
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but in fact you can
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daftmooncretin · 5 months
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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kiryuing · 1 month
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daincrediblegg · 6 months
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
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You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
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THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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ozziyo · 10 months
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Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
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