#I’ve used it twice

[jalapenobee]

Keith disappears (probably run off but you can go the route of kidnapping). They find Keith with a massive gash and he's delirious from blood loss. Lance is like "You're the worst friend I've ever had." So Keith is like "You're a horrible friend too. You'd make a better boyfriend." Then Keith pretends not to remember once he's fully healed.

Finallyyyyy it’s finished

You’d make a better boyfriend

Also new setup yaayyyyy

Summary above ⬆️

935 words

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure. Him and James were talking, and James must’ve said something, because Keith slapped him and stormed away. I can’t find him!”

“Alright, get the others and we’ll meet at the castle and make a plan.”

Lance hung up the phone and pushed his way out of the crowded hotel in a panic. This was supposed to be a relaxing, fun vacation with some of the best Garrison pilots, Romelle, Coran, Allura, and everyone else, but nooo, James just had to ruin it. Who invited him, anyway?

Arriving after Allura and Hunk, Lance found Pidge and they had headed towards Coran’s rented beach house, which they called the Castle. They’d already booked a hotel before they knew about it, so they only went there for celebrations or gatherings or to meet for plans. Like this time.

Pidge got to the door first, slamming her body against it as the handle turned, and both her and Lance tripped inside the room. Allura had brought a map, and she and Hunk had it spread across the floor. Coran and Shiro came in, and they had devised a search plan by the time Veronica, Acxa, and Romelle arrived.

Pidge and Hunk would look into security cameras around the city. In secret, of course. Going to jail wasn’t on the agenda. Allura would check the hotel and the surrounding area, and Coran would check the beaches around the island. Shiro and Veronica would head to the west half, while Romelle and Acxa would ask around and skim the east half. Lance tasked himself with Acxa and Romelle’s jobs, just a hell of a lot more thorough on the whole island.

With the nine of them, they were sure to find Keith.

><><><><><

Hoetron, 47 minutes later

pidgeon-of-the-sky: GUYS WE FOUND HIM

pidgeon-of-the-sky: back entrance of that bar we went to yesterday, hurry

pidgeon-of-the-sky: he’s in bad condition

they-call-him-the-tailor: WHAT

pidgeon-of-the-sky: hurry

they-call-him-the-tailor: omw

romellephant: me too

shitogane: calling 911

“Keith, are you okay? Look at me, man.”

Pidge lifted Keith’s chin up with two fingers and wiped a smear of blood away from his forehead with her thumb. “Lance and everyone else is gonna be here soon. Come on.”

“Lance?” Keith’s voice was dazed, like he wasn’t fully there.

“Yeah.”

“I like Lance.”

Pidge nodded and took off her sweater, wrapping it around Keith’s leg to cover the long bloody gash, probably from a knife. She guessed he might’ve gotten into a bar fight after what happened with James.

“I know. Can you stand?”

“Maybe… I don’t know.”

Sighing, Pidge put her arm under Keith’s and stood up, taking the latter with her. He stumbled and leaned against the rough brick wall for support, but he looked to be fine with walking. They made it to the front of the bar before Keith collapsed, covering his forearms in more scrapes from the sidewalk. Lance, along with the others, were now running towards them, Shiro with his phone to his ear, calling 911.

Ducking out from under Keith, Pidge slipped out of the way to let a frantic Lance carry him. She stepped away to join the small crowd of their friends, gathered around Shiro.

“Mm… Lance, is that you?”

“Yeah. You can’t scare me like that, man. You can’t do that to me.”

Keith’s brows furrowed in anger and confusion. “You’re mean. A bad… bad friend.”

“Well, so are you.” Of course Lance didn’t mean it, but it was one of those impulsive, in-the-moment lines. And friends shouldn’t disappear and make the other worry, especially if the one worrying had a tiny non-crush on the other.

“You know what?”

Lance helped him get to the edge of the sidewalk, both hearing the ambulance sirens from the right. Keith was practically leaning on him, weak and delirious from blood loss. “What?”

“You’d make a much better boyfriend than a friend.”

“What?” Lance’s head whipped around to face Keith, who kept his eyes on the ground.

He nodded, anger faded away and replaced with dazed content. “Yeah. You’d be a better boyfriend.”

><><><><><

“Can I have a moment alone with him, guys?”

It was early the next day, and Keith had gotten minor surgery and James had gotten a long talk from everyone else (and a “minor” beating too, but no one needs to know that). Lance was now requesting a few minutes with Keith in private, getting a nod from everyone else. They filed out with quiet chatter following.

Lance now stood at the side of Keith’s hospital bed (I just realized I’ve written Keith in the hospital twice now), staring down at him. Keith didn’t meet his eyes.

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

Cue awkward pause.

“So what was that thing you said yesterday? About me making a better boyfriend than a friend?”

Keith’s mind wrapped around that memory. He remembered, of course, but he couldn’t let Lance know that. His mind took that tiny little snippet of time and hid it away from his eyes, so Lance couldn’t look and see. Keith rubbed his forehead and pretended to be oblivious.

“What are you talking about?”

“The thing. That you said. I remember, you said that I would make a much better boyfriend than a friend.”

“I have no idea what you’re saying.”

“Oh, come on!” Lance threw his hands in the air in frustration. “Pidge gave you to me? I said you couldn’t scare me like that? You said I was a bad friend? That I’d make a better boyfriend? Keith. We. Had. A. Bonding. Moment. I… I cradled you in my arms!”

“Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.”

#before I say anything: #the reason why there haven’t been keep reading links on my writing is #my computer shut down #I have to operate from my iPad #but I’m gonna use my brother’s computer #there’ll be keep reading links soon I promise #this bonding moment thing #I’ve used it twice #I’ve written Keith in the hospital twice #I need to get original content huh? #anyway #voltron #klance #anon asked #viv asked #keith kogane #lance mcclain #vld #my fics #vld fanfic

[scealaiscoite]

poly fluff alphabet ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

a = affection; is anyone more overly affectionate than the others? when it comes to physical vs verbal, who prefers what?

b = bed; what’s the sleeping situation like? are there regular sleeping arrangements - does anyone like to sleep alone?

c = comfort; when someone’s feeling down, how do the rest look after them?

d = dates; what do dates look like? who usually plans them, or are is it a group affair?

e = events; who drags everyone else to their family/friends’ events?

f = fights; are arguments something that happen often? what are they over, and how are they resolved?

g = getting together; how did it all come about? were there any pre-existing relationships between them?

h = hobbies; does anyone share any hobbies/passions? how do they include the rest of their partners in them?

i = in sickness and in health - when someone falls ill, who’s the carer and who’s the germaphobe? is there anyone that resists being looked after?

j = joker; who’s got the best sense of humour? do they like to tease and banter with everyone else?

k = knowing; who can read their partners like a book? is there anyone who’s got their walls up, even around their partners?

l = lavish; is there anyone who really likes to treat their partners/show them off? how do the rest tend to react - who revels in it, and who’s made shy by it?

m = memories - is anyone more on the sentimental side?

n = nights; what’s the nighttime routine like when they’re all together?

o = open; how open is everyone with one another?

p = pda; what’s pda like with them? is there anyone who loves it, and anyone who’s less fond of it? what actions/words does it manifest as?

q = quiet; who prefers to spend their time with their partners out and about, and who likes to spend it at home?

r = romantic; is anyone a bit of a sap for their partners?

s = sharing; is there anyone who’s particularly territorial of their partners?

t = terms of endearment; nicknames! who’s crazy on them, and who do they make cringe? what’re the go-to’s?

u = urge; who’s the most impulsive? who do they loop into their plans, and who entertains their antics?

v = vacations; how do holidays go? are they big exotic trips, or the occasional staycation?

w = worthy; how are insecurities handled? is anyone more self-conscious than the others?

x = xoxo; who checks up on their partners a lot when they’re apart? do they call, or are texts enough to make them feel close?

y = yearn; who misses their partners the easiest (ie, calls them to hear their voices when all they’ve done is run to the grocery store)?

z = zealous; who was especially eager in their pursuit of the relationship? was anyone more reserved in their want for it?

#i made this like a year ago for my own fic blog and used it maybe twice but i rlly like it so. here ye go <3 #watch me reblog this nine million times on my main until i’ve sickened everyone of it lol #prompts #poly prompts #polyamorous prompts #poly fluff prompts #ot3 prompts #ot3 memes #poly rp meme #prompt list #writing prompts #writing exercise #fluff prompts #rp meme #soft prompts #fluff writing prompts

[sourisking]

Reminder that Harm Against Minors is a tumblr report option that should be used!

[Reminder that harm against minors is a tumblr report option that should be used!]

I’m so serious when I say this but if someone says they want to rape children fucking report them. Instantly. Tumblr will request an email response with links, and I’d suggest using a third party archive source if at all possible.

#anti radqueer #anti rq #anti transid #anti 🌈🍓 #anti proship #anti radical feminism #anti trace #anti transabled #anti contact #anti prat #sa mention #pedophillia mention #tw sa #sa tw #Twice now I’ve had to use it #One of which activity said they wanted a 14yr to post their genitalia btw #It’s funny how a proshipper immediately thought this was about their fantasies rather than something serious #Because of my tags… no the person this is about actively supports this shit #Don’t come to bitch in my tags I don’t care about you

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus #but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣! #he’d be all listen #I had world saving sex #of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list #😏😉😇 #*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch* #WAIT WHAT ????!! #😱😬🧐😳 #regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!? #*backs slowly out of the room* #*watching Sirius’ face* #*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck #*how did this happen??* #*more importantly why did this happen?* #*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself* #also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!* #Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!! #Reggie? the less good looking bro??? #surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!! #the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there #(involves the scarlet pimpernel)

[sofiaruelle]

My brother and i dont know how to hold a child. They're just so tinyyyyyyyyyy.

#doodle #comic #narwhal speaks #listen…. i’m just glad he wasnt crying #i’ve held the baby twice before the baptism #one when he was a few months old his parents suprised us with a visit!! :D< #and during a new years dinner party with friends and family #lol #sweet kid!!! he doesnt cry at the mere sight of me and my brother #we’re huge!! (for like average filipino height) and lil kids are scared of us so we tend to not hang out with them lmao #anyways i just awkwardly stood next to them and gave ‘Aura~’ #gave them c-aunty

[science-lings]

Every day I think of Link clinging to Zelda as they’re plummeting and how he buries his head in her shoulder and in my heart I like to think that that’s how all they’re hugs are. One of them is always holding on a little too tightly while the other is just melting to their touch. No matter how many years pass they’re just constantly clinging to each other like they could lose them at any minute.

#I’ve written this exact scene twice so far but will that be enough? who knows #I just think they both deserve constant bone crushing hugs #idk I’m feeling soft today #maybe I can use that to finish my little totk role swap fic lol #Zelink #totk #totk spoilers

[fahbev]

hey @sillysealll!! Im the anon who sent you this ask. I did in fact end up doing it.

So here’s my… I don’t even know what to call it? It’s not a redraw because I definitely traced it, but it’s also more than just a coloring job. I guess I can call it an edit?

Here’s my edit of the first page of sillysealll’s amazing kid gang au!

and down here is the original ⬇️

soooo… you may have noticed that I changed Jason’s outfit. That was by accident 😔. I misunderstood his clothes and by the time I realized, I was already committed. So then I thought… what if he’s just borrowing Dick’s hoodie? So I colored it red and here he is. Wearing Dicks hoodie.

also, I tried to keep with the original style, but by the time I got to inking that was kind of out the window bc I got super pen-happy.

Oh, also also! Nobody asked but this was my Batmobile ref (I flipped it)

I gotta find a faster way of coloring— I literally traced your art and it still took me 11 hours

#That Batmobile prob took the longest #I copy pasted it so I only drew it twice #but I made a bad decision with my layers so I had to ink it all four times separately #coloring it was confusing as hell and now that I’m zoomed way out I can see how odd it looks #Guys I’m not used to drawing metal that isn’t curved #I didn’t know where to put the highlights so I just shaded it like hair 😭😭 #There’s a few other things I changed but all in all I tried to stick close to your vision #also that tire and his shoes took me awhile #Want you to know also that I sketched in bright magenta #fun fact I didn’t even ink the third panel #that one was very closely traced so the sketch was super clean and I didn’t wanna ink all those details #so I just turned it black and moved the layer up #I inked the Batmobile tho #This is probably gonna be the only page I do #Anyway y’all know that hyperfixation state where you draw for four hours straight and then suddenly you realize you’re starving and also — #have to pee super bad and you don’t even know what room to go in first? #Been awhile since I’ve been able to activate that

[taxonomicons]

“Would you love me if I was a worm?” Duh. too easy. Pick something more repulsive like a gas station toilet or Weezer

#I’m allowed to say this because I’ve paid to watch Rivers Cuomo sing not once but TWICE #also would you love me if I was Weezer is infinitely funnier #me an individual is now every member of Weezer do u still like like us #also a gas station toilet is so kafkaesque #meme #shitpost #worm #would you love me if i was a worm #Weezer #rivers cuomo

[lesliesknopes]

Eddie is honestly such a bad boyfriend because all he uses his girlfriends for is babysitting. like girl get tf out of here 😭😭

#him being like oh I’ve used Marisol for babysitting twice this week can’t do that again! #and with Ana he has her looking after Chris in the blackout and then dumps her post blackout #eddie diaz #911 abc

[couthbbg]

#yes I’ve used this meme twice before and what???? it’s true and real #leafs lb

[goldensunset]

*hands you keykid drawing i finally finished after a month*

#kingdom hearts #khux #kh #oc: dalia #if i wanted to really sell this as kh fanart i should’ve drawn her keyblade. but i lazy’d out again unfortunately #just trust me when i say it’s my keykid and not an entirely original character lol #this is dalia she’s very sweet and gentle (<- doesn’t know about the Horrors this mobile game is about to put her through) #she can be a bit forgetful and tends to be late #she doesn’t get mad at ephemer for standing her up bc she arrived to the fountain late lol #and assumed he had been there but left bc she wasn’t #even after she finds out that’s not the case she’s very understanding (but still a bit sad) #my art #mine: kh #this was almost purple. then i had to stop myself and say you have used purple TWICE in your last three drawings #i like Purple #i kinda rushed this i confess i was like eh i’ve got bigger things to work on #just needed to finally cross something off the list

[maroonangels]

harper mclean they could never make me hate you more than I hate dusty AMEN

#yall need to leave harper alone *please* #dusty is so much worse I could write an ESSAY about it #dusty needs to be field tackled and turned into a side character only used for people to yell at <3 #also why are yall calling spider racist 😭like ableist & misogynistic yea makes sense but racist?? Idk I didn’t pick that up #but also I’ve watched the show twice in full and still picked up on new stuff going back and scrolling through the eps so maybe I missed it #also the more rewatches I do the less I hate harper cause girl is a VICTIM!!!! #this fandom is so messy for how small it is #shitpost #heartbreak high #harper mclean

[peoplepersonoaktree]

I'm joining this au if it kills me-

This is Toffee (I just about died trying to figure out a name. I hate names. All names- just- *gags*) for @sleepis4theweak 's foodie au.

She's child. Baby child. Like- 7 or 8, maybe. Around 3ft 8in? Lives on the streets of the hidden city as a pickpocket because I felt like it ahehahrheh-

She's a leopard tortoise. I'll add more sketches onto this... eventually.

idk. Have a nice day.

#tmnt foodie au #Toffee the tortoise #I don't think she counts as an acorn creetchur... #rottmnt oc #rottmnt #idk how to tag in this fandom #or any fandom #art #digital art #firealpaca #because that is what I use #I have no clue how to make a freaking ref #Omg wait #This is the first like- rottmnt related thing I’ve done #Woah #…I posted twice in one day- #Wth is happening

[raeofgayshine]

At this point I’m starting to think Tim Drake is actually an idiot for how long it took him to figure out he’s bi.

#ravenpuff rambles #Tim Drake #conner kent #Kon El #TimKon #Tim had such a fucking crush on Conner and he didn’t even realize it oh my fucking god #why did dc ever try to convince us he was straight again???? #twice. he did this twice!! in two separate comics published years apart #Tim thought he was dying and just went ‘I wish I could talk to Conner again’ #in YJ (98) #and then in Red Robin he just goes ‘Will I see Conner again? Hope So.’ #i adore Tim. i adore their friendship. but oh my god this is gay. #Tim was in the middle of a breakdown because Bruce was dead and he’s more excited to see Conner in the afterlife? #love this fucking disaster what a guy #also I made this meme entirely for my friends who are into dc stuff but haven’t read a lot of Tim comics #they follow other Batfam members and understandable Tim is just the one that stuck in my head first #I’ve been reading the Red Robin comics and this is part of me chronicling my feelings on the series #of which I have so many oh my god Tim what the fuck #the first half is just an extended breakdown. #so far the second half has just been making me question if he has any regard for his life at all #Kid needs fucking therapy oh my god #i mean I’m glad he’s happier but also he is so fucked up #Though shout out to Alfred who continues to sympathetic to Tim punching Damian in the face #Damian isn’t in this a lot but he is such a little shit whenever he is and I love him so much #ngl I really do want to read the Batman and Robin run with Damian and Dick now because seeing pieces of them work together is so #interesting and I want to see more of it it seems fun

[yumemiruuuu]

No memes for now until I come up with something, just my new shelf with 2ha and a postcard of my favorite TGCF cover 😔🤌🏻

(coincidentally, I still had my husky funko from 7 years ago)

#trying to keep up with posting twice a day is like playing uno using tetris sbwjssbjs #my instagram has a twice a week scheduled art shtick going on #maybe I should go ToT content again since I’ve been slowly getting back into the game 🤔🤔🤔 #i ship marius and vyn but in like a crackship type of way because the bantering is too silly #tbh I do also have a thing that I’ve typed up but I lowkey wanted to turn it into an audio recorded video #but also youtube is kinda scary to me because of copyrights and whatnot #so here we are posting my new shelf #2ha #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #the husky and his white cat shizun #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊 #hualian #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福

[utahlive]

hi I just updated the pinned post to include links to the fanart tag and a link to the blog in chronological order (thank you to the absolute chads in the askbox for letting me know how to do that!) hopefully it works! if there are any issues please let me know!

I also wanted to quickly answer this ask:

Im not mr soot but Im totally fine with people using my art as icons but please do give credit 👍 cant believe Im receiving the highest honor.... my art as someones pfp... cracy

also wanted to plug the playlist. sorry forgive me for my sins. its both for vibes and its what i listen to when I make episodes

#utahlive #4th wall break #I would recommend going to read the blog chronologically if you havent already since I’ve gotten some repeat asks the past few days #which is fine but I cant use the same joke twice