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sugar, spice, and three baby lice :)

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Toyotathon is so cruel, why are we making those cars run so far?!

#toyotathon #cars #/r/196 #196 #shitpost

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changing is terrifying but nothing matches the encompassing fear of a reflection

#I have been running analog projectors for most of a year #and I used to be so scared of breaking things #and ruining our show and expensive equipment #I nearly fainted my first screening and trembled so bad I could barely thread #but I had a rough show today #I messed up most if not all of my changes #and I walked out of there unphased because I’m a person and it’s good to know people run your movies sometimes #my boss even said I did as well as anyone could have with that film #and that was nice #to trust myself #because the old me would have cried over this and right now me is treating herself to a chocolate square because it’s been a long day

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

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lmaooooooo I choked out a couple hours worth of panicked spiraling to my partner and the first thing I remember after blacking that mess out was him imitating bird calls like Tulio from Rio

#he’s babygirlest #nothing quite like human connection to heal the soul even if the connection is bird call imitation #rio movie #birds #ornithology

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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hedonism is pretty awesome actually and i wish that wasn’t a weird take in modern society

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a quick comic about holly’s dream

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by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

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you arent a real gamer until you played this

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The gang and I watched Tom and Jerry’s “The Fast and the Fury” and could not stop hollering over Gorthan the Destroyer of Light

#he’s gay guys #like #he’s sooooooo queer coded

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what do you mean you can’t write me poetry? Look at you