#I’m your mom now

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :( #I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :( #it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

[404-systemnotfound]

I love seeing small unknown artists. All you gotta do is show up on my feed and it’s over. I’m your biggest fan, I’m your biggest supporter, your mother of all mothers, I’m in the stands cheering your name. You go girl (non gendered) give us your talented artwork!!!!!

#artwork #art #artist #hot take #I’m your mom now #you go sweetie #go girl give us everything

[anna-scribbles]

13 y/o adrien agreste looked at his dumpster fire life and said “middle school would fix me” and he was right

#to be fair he also became a superhero which he didn’t plan and that also aided in fixing him #and to be even fairer none of it actually fixed him. but the point still stands i think #has everyone ever thought abt everything that happened to adrien when he was thirteen. #(i’ve been thinking about it) #imagine your mom dies and you’re like i have to go to public middle school right now or else i’m going to explode #what a guy. okay i have to fr do my work now #ml #anna rambles #thirteen

[feelingtheaster99]

Imagine that ending scene from the characters perspective right??? Like except for Pinocchio, they DON’T KNOW he’s never seen his “mom” before. So I just in the next episode them being like

Rest of the Party: THAT’S who you wanted us to meet???

Pinocchio: no it fucking was NOT

#neverafter d20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #d20 #dimension20 #dimension20 neverafter #d20 pinocchio #and pib’s gonna be like #I understand now why talking about your mom made you like that #Jesus Christ what a closer for that ep #I feel like I’m gonna bounce outta my skin waiting for the next one for a whole week

[rosesradio]

so richard. you’re telling me. richard. that leo grew up with a mom who struggled in the field of mechanical engineering due to not being taken seriously as a woman. and so naturally leo grew up. to not respect women. for sure

#richard im in your floorboards #i’m never getting over the whole ‘Leo’s mom died when he was eight so now he’s sexist’ because while I Guess it makes sense— #In Certain Contexts. it doesn’t make sense for Leo’s character specifically. i dunno #leo valdez #pjo

[ghostvibesonly]

JAY GOT HIS MOM TO VOICE ODYSSEUS’S MOM I’M SOBBING

god listening to the underworld hurts so much more after learning that “fun” fact (genuinely it’s so sweet oh my god but i’m using humor to cope)

“i took too long. I ventured too far while you were waiting”

“I’ll always love you”

#i guess beautiful voices run in the family #yes i also audibly gasped when polites showed up #epic #epic the musical #epic underworld saga #epic odysseus #epic odyssey #epic spoilers #epic the musical spoilers #it is an actual crime this saga is only three songs #i’m already on my fourth listen (the first two were the watch party) #correction: now on my fifth i finished the fourth listen while making this post #don’t even get me started on no longer you or the powerful orchestrals at the end with tiresias’s haunting vocals #or jay’s acting oh my god the anger and hurt and betrayal throughout the entire saga #tHE GROWLS I LIVE FOR WHEN ACTORS GROWL IN THEIR SINGING ITS SO GOOD #but also the quieter peaceful moments of love when he sees polites and his mom again #congrats on completing act one jorge!! #i am in your walls!!

[messyhairdiaz]

I’m having thoughts I can’t put together about Bobby and Eddie’s convo about things Eddie has committed to vs Eddie telling Marisol he commits too fast and that rarely works out for him. I think my main thought is that we’ve talked a lot about how Eddie had barely known Buck for two years when he puts him in his will, and I think it’s safe to say he was all in on him well before that. It wasn’t even six months and he was inviting him to see Santa with his kid. So I guess my thoughts were just that not all of the times Eddie’s committed himself to something so quickly have been bad

#my brain feels like an airhead you left on the dash of your mom’s car in the summer #and now it’s all melted in the vents and she’s mad #so this is nonsense I’m sure #911 spoilers

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

Spoilers For Final Episodes!

Tbh I’m kinda disappointed in these last two episodes. I knew that we would end the series with Simon and Fionna learning to be happy, but I felt like it went too fast.

I’m glad my accession of how Betty sacrificing everything for Simon was something that came back, and Simon actually learned that Betty sacrificed so much for him while he just let it happen.

Very cool that we got to see Beth and Shermy again, but I’m still confused on how Shermy and Simon were both in his head? And why Simon was naked for some reason??

I am glad on the direction they decided to take Fionna’s world, in how she made a wish for it to be real or for everyone to have their wish(which is what I’m assuming is implied as she never says it). I really do wish that they let Simon put on the crown and for Fionna’s nightmare to actually become real, as I feel it would’ve made the last episodes feel more active and led to her and Simons realization in a more direct way.

I honestly don’t get why Simons voice actor said it would be heartbreaking in the 9th episode as it really wasn’t. Even in the last episode it was pretty tame and didn’t feel as bittersweet as I felt it should’ve for the topic the show decided to address.

Also really wish Betty and Simon had more than like 3 sentences said between them, as it felt like Simon and Betty really didn’t get closure. It kinda seemed like Simon decided he was worth living for when the episode really wasn’t about that? It was about how Simon loved Betty but they weren’t on equal footing in terms of commitment so Betty agreed with Simon, even if it put them both in a bad place in the end.

They didn’t even show how it would’ve been different, which you could agree is the point of “well that’s not what happened”, but it just felt lacklustre with the rest of the context.

I feel bad because I REALLY liked this show and the rest of the episodes. The end just didn’t have the right kick to it and didn’t really make sense. Like why did we have the random characters show up to live in Fionna’s world, and we didn’t even get a glimpse of Finn or Marcy in Simons ending? I was thinking they would do a montage at the end with what happened in the universes we left, but I guess it does leave it open for a season 2. I’m of course glad that Simon and Fionna were able to feel happy in their worlds again, but still.

I honestly wasn’t that stoked about a season 2 unless the ending for this season wasn’t the best, so I guess I’ll just hope season 2 gets created.

#fionna and cake #fionna the human #fionna Campbell #cake the cat #simon petrikov #adventure time #of course I’m not saying people can’t be satisfied with the ending #but imo stories about depression and shi like not knowing what to do with your life shout be bittersweet in a way #like it leaves the ending up to interpretation to whether it’ll b good or bad bc that’s how mental health works #even if you try and gain happiness again it doesn’t mean it’ll last #Simon and Finn’s mom kinda went over that but for luke one sentence #oh yeah the lich was there too ig #still don’t know who the scarabs boss is #cause it’s not Betty #prismo and scarab r kinda cute tho #prismo now has a dude to chill with and make fanfics #now that I’m thinking about it prismos arc wasn’t really solved either #kinda forgot about it but like he was depressed too

[petalpetal]

The female urge to shave your entire head

#my hair is a pixie cut but I’m trying to grow it out because I miss braiding it #but every girl should shave their head at least once in their life to see if they like it #and if you don’t guess what hair grows back #unless you are like that one student my mom once had #who has a medical condition where her hair didn’t grow #but either way wear your hair how you want and don’t be afraid to experiment it with it #also the student is probably an adult now #so if that applies to you and ur in your 20s and lived in Louisiana this tag might be about you

[kurakuradon]

twst oc: papa shroud

#twst oc #twst headcanons #idia headcanons #twst idia #idia shroud #🛎on queue. #also clearing this one out from last year lmao #translations are in the alt btw! #2022 #fan art #I know that people are now excited about episode 7 but I’m still processing episode 6 ok #I was thinking of naming him Adis #I’d also image that Ortho gets his looks/personality more from his dad and Idia inherits more from his mom! #I image papa shroud to be like professor membrane #he’s a man dedicated to his work! a little too dedicated. #please look after your sons sir. #oc: adis shroud #⚠️warning tags: #cannibalism #alcohol #blood #just in case for the painting

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

We all knew it, but Rune is so much more than his looks! He’s been the most forward about wanting to know who the real Daniel Taylor is, and it shows! (Man loads up the “Get to Know” interaction like it’s pixelated oxygen!) Dan’s not used to being read like a book, but bless our dear Rune for not holding back!

[ Part 10/?? ] 🌹

@bionibots

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #rune tegner by bionibots #|| #here i am taggin u while i have whole dms i haven’t responded to i’m sORRY NOVA ILY 🥺✨ #genuinely i would lay down my life for rune oh my GOD #he is an angel… he is genuinely so sweet #pls go read his application if you can bc this man??? #national treasure #he really said IT’S OKAY TO BE SCARED SHUT UP WITH THE ‘I AIN’T’ BS #NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOM. #and dan said 😳 yes sir. #rune does make the most autonomous efforts to ask daniel questions #like get to know and ask about day #and its just so cute and in-character for him i just am overwhelmed #by these little pixel people #dan and rune really said!!! horrible relationship with homophobic controlling jackass dad??? HIGHFIVE!!! #(note how dan doesn’t even call him or want to refer to him as ‘my father’) #(i haven’t even made the guy even tho im tempted to fhdhdh) #(dan sr. can rot in hell where he belongs thank u 🫡)

[unohanadaydreams]

Yknow when you get really excited to show someone a movie and you spend most of your time watching them to gauge enjoyment?

Mayuri does that but when he shows you the latest body modification or dissection he performed and recorded. All the while he’s staring you down to see if you appreciate the correct moments and recognize his quick thinking in others (yes he will pause the video to emphasize one of his fav moments. do you appreciate that? Is he your specialist little guy or does he need to rewind and show you again?)

Like, tfw you see Mayuri rushing down the hall with a VHS and already know how your whole evening is going down.

This is the face of a man who needs you to understand who great this surgery went off:

#‘wow I’m sooooo proud of you you’re so smart 💕💕💕💕💕’ #and he’s just like: you’re not even watching. do you even comprehend how efficiently I staunched that bleeding #I’m going to rewind so watch properly #like even being a smartass won’t deter him #this is your Friday night shut up and enjoy the show (OR ELSE) #if you critique him he makes you do it better (I mean you can’t bc you’re not him but he’s going to make you try) so he can have a #recorded side by side analysis. #Love to think that Senjumaru did the side by side analysis of his and Urahara work #and so now he does this to be like BUT LOOK AT ME NOW FRANKEN MOM LOOK WHO YOU ABANDONED #but like to you by proxy

[enha-stars]

i just wanted to tell you that you’re not a good writer in case you thought you were. why r u bringing my mom into it wtf

oh thank you so much!! look at you, doing good work on earth by sharing your opinions because you think they’re needed

#i hear you #i do #and i’m bringing your mom into it because now i get to tell you how ill fuck her!!! #since you like to read so much. read this #i’ll spread her open on your kitchen table until she cries #how’s that? #if you have any more opinions #die with them!!! #i’m not a kind person i won’t pretend to be #you don’t like my writing? block me. #if you have more to say— consider shutting up #anon ask #enha!asks

[cornergh0st]

#just got laid off lmaoo #which is super helpful #cause i’m moving in literally three weeks #so now i can apply for ei so hello #also severance pay 🥵 #gay #gay bulge #your mom

[teethburger]

you know how Jekyll drinks his own mystery chemical concoction and then immediately goes “I must be wise”? yeah that’s me every time I have an alcoholic beverage

#coincidentally I am also dressed up as Jekyll and Hyde right now #i didn’t know there would be alcoholic beverages at this social gathering pray for me #I’m drinking Coca Cola with a dash of rosé #next I’m gonna have a crispy chicken burger and vandalize my school with my friends #I feel like this is gonna be a great night but still pray for me #I need to stop after this drink Jesus Christ #Im slightly dizzy and going ‘whoo’ a lot and I still need to ride my mom’s bike to school #please keep me in your prayers #joey says some sh #shitpost #autistic #jekyll and hyde #muppets #me #yes #alcohol mention #drunkposting

[lavampira]

it’s wild how impatient some people get over pixels. tbh.

#encountered the most rancid sage in the 89 trial tonight #with a condescending ‘i’m not your mom but i guess i have to raise you’ macro #and saying things like ‘apparently others [have forgotten mechs] too’ and ‘what IS the actual problem here’ in chat #like buddy i’ve also had a shitty day and i should be in snorkmimi land! but i’m not having a fit! #because it was one (1) wipe. and it’s a game. it’s pixels. #anyway the tank gave a refresher for mechs without attitude and then it was over easily. amazing how that happens. #and now i’m getting back in my bed where i should’ve stayed after watching some fmab lolol hoo boy. #dani plays ffxiv