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#I’m so. tired
spinjitsuburst · 14 days
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I stand outside the building of the Administration with a comically large boombox. I click play and lift it over my head. The audio is so ear-piercing that people in the front of the building feel as their ear drums rupture. Deep within the Administration the music has reached its intended recipient. The manager of the merge displacement team.
The audio blasting is Gary Come Home from Spunchbob but Gary’s name has been replaced with a text-to-speech voice saying “Jay”.
I am immediately served an Administration Restraining Order filed in triplicate.
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yukimiyaz · 1 year
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i hate men i hate best friends i hate people who lie to you i hate people who try to treat you like a secret over someone else i hate people who make you feel like you’re as tiny as a bug i hate people who hurt your feelings but don’t even realize it
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avalencias · 2 years
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me: *just wants a week vacation*
my job: ok cool but you’re gonna have to pull 12-hr days in the week leading up to it to make up for that vacation
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mosscrab · 2 years
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I need it to be summer i need to go to the ocean I need to sit there for a long time
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urmumhaha · 2 months
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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever
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greykolla-art · 2 months
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
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vixvigil · 1 year
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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona
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And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 
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There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 
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That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 
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candlecafe · 4 months
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Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.
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canisonicscrewyou · 1 year
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leaff0dil · 2 months
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The sleepers (+wings au)
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seveneyesoup · 1 year
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you can replace studying with 0.5-4 hours of thinking about The Character. but watch out
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what-even-is-thiss · 5 months
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Friend: Why don’t you play Baldur’s Gate with us? I think you’d like it.
Me: You’re probably right, but I only have 70 GB free on my computer. Which I previously thought was a large number but it won’t even hold half of the game.
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annoyinglibra · 9 months
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claypigeonpottery · 3 months
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can’t sleep, carving instead
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greykolla-art · 3 months
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My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!
He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around…And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌👌
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