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raspberry lavender rainbow tangerine

colores,,

I want to be your friend // bitingyoubitingyoubitingyou // we should have gay sex I'm being serious // you are strange and offputting(pos)

This may be one of the nicest love letters I've gotten in my entire life looking at it all put together. wow. Impressive even.

#we should be friends and I am also swooning or whatever. as you do. #/half joking

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two horrible awful fictional characters can be in love if you're not a coward

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Lavender sapphire emerald

Colors,,,

Truly do not underestimate my desire to kiss and bite my friends.

#something I have been deprived of for a while. it's good for me. enrichment to make out w friends. #but I am also probably very glad we are friends too <33333

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BIG 1 AM SCARY (brown recluse in the bedroom)(right above our fucking bed)(was coming down TO OUR BED)(had to evacuate the fucking bed)(had to inspect it to make sure it was a brown recluse)(it was)(had to kill it)(killed the scary spider with my big work boot)(immediately ran away)(had to wait a few minutes before inspecting my boot on the bed to make sure I did kill the fucker)

#that spider was living in our room for. a few days. :^) #horrific!!!!!! #we have a wolf spider in the living room #he's friendly he can stay and eat our bugs

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Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.

Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this

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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

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The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try, there is no escaping being yourself forever.

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When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

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date idea: i sit on your lap and infodump to you for a couple hours while you stare at me lovingly and kiss me on the cheek or lips every so often. and we are both boys

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date idea: i sit on your lap and infodump to you for a couple hours while you stare at me lovingly and kiss me on the cheek or lips every so often. and we are both boys

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

#PleasePLEASEplease #someone put me in the filler episodes

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following someone's sideblog and later realising they're following you on their main account (which you aren't following) feels like learning that your neighbour's dog, a good friend of yours, doesn't actually talk and that you've been deeply misunderstanding things

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tell me

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It really sucks that 4chan is some cesspool hellhole of a site because honestly, as someone with adhd and autism their posting system is second to none. You're telling me every post is just a bullet point list of the most important points of a post? Every story is condensed into only the parts that matter? Its fucking golden but unfortunately its in use on the totally anonymous say awful things with no consequences site

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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

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"Gallifrey is gone. All the timelords are dead now. I'm the last one" <- words that summon every unhinged time lord within percievable spacetime

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test

edit: DO NOT VOTE BASED ON THE VIBES OF THE FLUIDS 😭

#melancholic #absolutely not surprising. at sll. honestly.