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#I’m here for this insane shitshow
legstheoctomobster · 1 year
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Just binged most of Sweet Tooth Season 2
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astrobei · 1 year
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um !!! i don’t know where over one thousand of u came from but i’m kissing each and every one of u on the head so tenderly and so dearly !!!! thank u for being here i love u all !!! 🫂
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voidgirl420 · 1 year
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Oh btw not homeless anymore lol
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nichuuu · 7 months
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Beats Me - 5: Tamed
(Ryujin & Yeji)
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Being Yeji’s neighbour was more of a nightmare than you’d imagined.
Yes. The prospect of her threats of coming to your house and killing you becoming reality scared you shitless. You knew she meant every word she said. You did what you could to avoid her in your apartment complex, taking the stairs, making sure to leave the house slightly earlier so that you didn’t see her at the lift landing… But no matter what you did, avoiding her was one hell of a sisyphean task. She was just about everywhere. You bumped into her in the lobby, saw her in the nearby convenience store, crossed her at the laundry room… 
It was like she was teleporting to your location each time you left your flat. It didn’t help that the two of you were perpetually on the same bus to campus each morning. She never really said much to you, opting to shoot you with her signature glare that never failed to scare you out of your skin. You wished you could just shrink away from her gaze sometimes, cower from those sharp feline-like eyes that bore into your soul each time you looked into them. She was terrifying to say the least. 
“Sounds like a shitshow for you,” Ryujin mused, staring nonchalantly at the fry in her hand. You set down your drink. 
“Calling it a shitshow would be an understatement,” you corrected. “It’s more of a… Fuck, I don’t know what it is.”
Ryujin chuckled and dipped her fry into her ketchup. “So tragic for you yet so entertaining for us…”
She popped the soggy fry into her mouth and leaned back in her seat. The beeping coming from the Mcdonalds kitchen was starting to irk you more than it should’ve in the given moment. Next to Ryujin, Kwon Eunbi sighed and took a sip of her drink. 
“You ought to try and get friendly with her,” she advised. “If you don’t, it’s gonna be plain awkward. I for one don’t like the idea of being glared at on a daily basis…”
“How the hell do I even approach that woman?” You asked exasperatedly, “What do I say? Oh hey Yeji, I know you hate my guts and all but can we be chill?”
Putting her legs up on the table, Ryujin replied. “I think you could try that.”
“She would cut me in half just by looking at me,” you promptly shot back. Ryujin shrugged. 
“You never know… Might be worth a shot.”
Eunbi sighed and folded her arms. “Sorry Myeong-seok… You’re kinda on your own for this.”
Your lips formed a thin line as you buried your face in your hands. “I know… It makes this whole thing suck a little more than it has to.”
Karina cleared her throat next to you. “You could uh… You know… Try saying hi to her when you see her around?” 
“That sounds like suicide,” you told your pianist truthfully. 
“Being a decent human being doesn’t mean you’re insane,” Karina told you.
“But this is Yeji we’re talking about here,” you reminded her, “I barely even open my mouth around her and she already wants to murder me! What will happen if I say hello?”
Jimin clicked her tongue and drew in a breath. She must’ve remembered that Yeji had an unexplained vendetta against you. You felt like it was due to the fact that you showed up late on your first day. Then again… Who stays mad at someone for that long? You didn’t know Yeji well enough to know if she was the type to hold grudges against people. 
“I’ll try and talk to her one of these days,” Ryujin piped, “maybe I can find a way to get her to be less of a bitch around you, but you’ll eventually have to get around to talking to her you know?” 
“ Yea… I do,” you told her. Trying to talk to Yeji wasn’t exactly on your bucket list, but you knew that you’d eventually have to try and sort things out with her if the band chemistry was to improve. 
Eunbi’s phone started to ring. She picked it up off the table.
“I gotta take this. If you guys have to leave, go ahead,” she told you guys. She stood up and hurriedly walked out of the Mcdonalds. You took a look at your watch and noted that it was getting pretty late.
“I think I’m gonna make a move,” you told your band members, “see you guys.”
They all waved to you as you gathered your things. You waved goodbye to Eunbi on the way out, but she was too absorbed in her phone call to see you. You decided not to disturb her and set off to the nearest bus stop. A couple minutes of waiting and a rather unpleasant ride home later, you found yourself walking down the usual path you took to get home. As you set down the footpath, thunder rumbled off in the distance. You quickened your pace, hoping to get home before the sky opened up above you. 
The gate to the lobby was in sight, the faint warm glow from the lights within the apartment complex illuminating the small space before the door like a fireplace would on a cold winter night. The light was always rather comforting to you, it symbolised security and respite from a long day. 
“Hehe… Eat up little fella…”
Though you were just metres away from the door, the voice that travelled from your left made you halt in your tracks. There was a soft meow, followed by an even softer giggle. 
“There you go… You better lick this bowl clean.”
You refused to believe your ears. But when you turned to the source of the voice, your eyes only served to prove what your ears had made you conclude. 
The voice you heard was indeed Hwang Yeji’s. It sounded foreign at first, but then you realised it was because it had taken on a softer, warmer tone. Your guitarist was squatting before a metal bowl, a rare trace of a smile on her face as she watched a cat eat cat food out of the metal bowl before her. She giggled again, a little louder this time. 
“You look terribly skinny,” she muttered,  tilting her head as she examined the cat closely.  “You don’t have a collar… You must be a stray then…” 
She gingerly stretched out a hand towards the cat. It had dark brown fur, patches of white spotting its body. Her fingers gently rested themselves atop the cat’s head, her knuckles curling and uncurling as she softly scratched the top of its head. You could only stare in shock and awe as you took in this gentler side of Yeji. You’d never thought it’d be possible for her to display affection towards anything or anyone. 
You must’ve stood there longer than you should’ve, for Yeji sensed someone’s gaze on her and whipped her head towards you. Her eyes locked with yours. For a moment, you swore you saw shock behind her eyes, then curiosity… And then they reverted back to their usual coldness. 
“Fuck are you looking at Squeaker?” she spat. 
You snapped out of your trance. “O-Oh… I-I was just… Walking home…”
“Then keep walking home. Don’t bother me,” she replied, fixing you with her usual piercing glare. She turned back to the cat, clicking her tongue in annoyance as she continued to watch it eat. You took that as your cue to leave her with her feline friend and continued to walk back towards the gate of your apartment complex. 
“Myeong-seok!”
You turned back to see Hwang Yeju waving frantically as she ran towards you. In her arm, she cradled a loaf of bread and a six pack of beer. You could also make out a tray of eggs and a pack of sausages. The items looked like they were bound to fall at any second.
“M-Ms Hwang! Be careful!” You cautioned her, brisk walking towards Yeji’s sister. To your amazement, she was able to keep all the items within the cradle of her arm and stopped right before you. 
“Hello!” She greeted you bubbly, “did you just come back from school?”
“Y-Yea…” you answered. You pointed to the groceries in her hands. “Do you need me to take some of those?”
You didn’t expect her to thrust all of her groceries into your arms. 
“Thanks! You’re really sweet!” Yeju beamed, “by the way, thanks for lending us salt yesterday. I think the cooking would’ve been a disaster without it!” 
You didn’t know how this woman had this much energy this late in the night. Your best guess was that it was simply just her personality. Furthermore, this was her third time thanking you for letting her borrow salt. It weirded you out a little, but you figured that it was simply her nature. 
“N-No problem Ms Hwang,” you assured her. 
“We’ve been through this. Just call me Yeju!” she reminded you.
“R-Right… S-Sorry Yeju…”
The older girl smiled, radiating a glow brighter than the street lights. Yeji emerged from the alley. 
“Unnie, let’s go,” she said.
“Aww come on Yeji, at least talk to your neighbour for a bit!” Yeju argued. Yeji fixed her elder sister with a glare. 
“I would rather shove a burning hot pan up my ass,” she grunted, “let’s just go.”
Yeji walked past you. She tapped her card against the reader in the gate. “I’m not waiting for you!”
“Come back here Yeji!” Yeju called. Unfortunately, Yeji had already disappeared into the lobby. With a heavy sigh, Hwang Yeju dug for her keys in her pocket. 
“She’s a lot more cranky these days… Can’t put my finger on it,” she muttered, “sorry for my sister’s behaviour… She’s a little… You know…”
You waved it off. 
“I understand,” you assured the older girl. She seemed relieved.
“Great. Let’s go inside before it starts pouring.”
The two of you entered the lobby. She asked you about your day, how things were going—The usual friendly neighbour stuff. You rode the lift together with Yeji’s older sister, carrying her groceries all the way to her apartment door where she finally took them back from you. With a friendly wave and a chirpy goodbye!, she entered her apartment and left you out in the hallway. You slotted your hands into the pockets of your jeans. “What an interesting woman…”
You headed back to your own apartment just down the hall. 
For the rest of the week, you didn’t see much of Yeju, but the frequency at which you bumped into Yeji seemed to increase. The campus cafeteria—once a haven where you were certain that you would not see Yeji—had become a meeting ground for the two of you. You’d bump into her as she was getting food or travelling to her next classroom, even spotting her from the corner of your eye while you ate your lunch. She was icy as always, her signature look of disdain glued onto her face with super glue, silently berating you as you scuttled by. 
And then there was the cat. It appeared that Yeji would always come down at night to feed the stray in the alley near the complex, whispering to it in a hushed, tender tone. She’d be in the same spot, same position—Squatted just a few metres away from the alley entrance. You made the mistake of stopping and staring the first few times, but soon learnt to keep walking on without looking at her. 
That night as the rain lashed your umbrella and the wind howled incessantly, you walked down the familiar stretch of pavement. Band practice had ended and you’d turned down Eunbi’s offer for dinner to catch up on some work. The concrete was slick with rain water, the warm glow of streetlights reflected in the stream of water that flowed down the pavement. It was chilly. Not winter chilly, but  the type of cold that was unpleasant enough to make you want to huddle up at home with a nice hot drink—That type of chilly. The rain was merciless, fat droplets pelting your face as a gust of wind blew what felt like an ocean’s worth of water towards you. In hindsight, you realised that you may have been better off going to dinner with your singer. That way, you could at least wait out the rain before heading home. 
You walked by the convenience store. The lobby was just a few metres away now. 
“Here… This should keep you warm.” 
Under normal circumstances, you wouldn’t have stopped to look at Yeji. But under the assault of the storm, you couldn’t help but stop and turn to see if that truly was her talking to her feline friend in this weather. 
Sure enough, she was there. In a black raincoat with her hood up, you could make out the smiling features of Hwang Yeji as she slid something into a cardboard box. The box was beneath what looked like a small makeshift shelter, made from sticks and a plastic bag. It kept the rain from attacking the cardboard beneath it, sheltering its occupant from the storm. Yeji reached in and adjusted something, her mouth moving as she whispered something to the cat. You knew that it was in your best interest to set off by now, but you found yourself walking towards your guitarist. 
“There… That should do it,” she said. She’d wrapped a blanket around the cat, swaddling the shivering animal in warmth. Yeji folded the flaps of the box—by just a little—shielding her companion from the rain while giving it ample air to breathe. You stopped behind her, holding your umbrella out slightly such that it shielded the both of you from the rain. You knew that she could sense your presence from the way her shoulders tensed. 
“What did I say about bothering me?” she asked. 
“W-Well… You’d catch a cold if I just left you alone…” 
She turned to look at you. You could only see one of her eyes under the hood of her raincoat. 
Yeji pitched the wet raincoat. “Don’t you see I have this on?”
“I-I know. But the rain’s p-pretty heavy… You could catch a cold from this.”
Yeji clicked her tongue in annoyance.  “What do you take me for? Some girl who’s weak and helpless?”
“N-No! I-I just…” 
“Then why the fuck bother with me? Do you want something out of me?” Yeji retorted, rising from her position to look you in the eye.
The air that already felt dense because of the rain somehow grew denser. Yeji fixed you with one of her usual nasty glares. You felt something bubbling inside you—A balloon of frustration slowly growing and expanding, increasing in volume as it slowly rose up from your core to your throat. The fact that she’d taken your act of kindness for an act driven by the desire to achieve something didn’t sit well with you.
“I… I just wanted to help,” you told her sincerely.
“I don’t need your help. Go away.”
The balloon burst. 
“I don’t get it Yeji,” you began, unable to withhold the frustration from flooding your voice, “from day one, you’ve been at my throat, hounding and threatening me with snarky remarks. I don’t know if you only act this way towards me, but it’s seriously putting me off. I don’t know what I did to piss you off so much, nor do I understand how I’ve been able to piss you off to the extent that you literally despise me. Please, explain it to me.”
Yeji glared silently.  Then she squatted back down and faced the cat. 
“It’s… Not your fault.”
Your grip on your umbrella—that you didn't know had tightened—relaxed a little. “H-Huh?”
Yeji drew in a breath. “Go away.”
The roar of pattering raindrops on your umbrella seemed to go silent.
“W-Wait… What do you mean—”
“Go away or I’ll scream.”
You stood there for a moment. Then you slowly turned and retreated from your guitarist, leaving her vulnerable to the onslaught of water droplets from the sky once more. As you stood in the elevator, your mind seemed to be incapable of handling the creation of a mere string of thought. Yeji’s ambiguous line impacted you more than it should’ve. 
No work was done that night. Instead, you stared blankly at the login screen to your laptop, your fingers frozen on the keyboard. The cup of tea you’d made had gone cold long ago, the condensation on the inner walls of the cup flowing into the liquid and diluting it.
Why is this affecting me so much? I’m not even that close to her… 
You could figure out why Yeji’s statement screwed with you the way it did. However, an hour’s worth of thinking made you realise that it was the desire to receive her acceptance that drove you to care about this more than you should. You frustratedly smacked your forehead with your palm repeatedly, loud smacks carrying your confusement and frustration throughout your apartment. 
“Fuck. This band is messing me up…” you sighed. You took a sip of your lukewarm tea and cringed at its unnatural taste. It seems as though the tea was affected by your mood too. You felt the urge to talk to someone about what had happened, and when it came to Yeji, there was only one person that came to mind. 
From Shin Ryujin’s end, you could distinctly hear the sound of her cracking open a beer as you finished the last bit of your recount. 
“Hm…” your bassist mumbled, “I wonder what that could mean…”
You leaned back in your own chair and sighed. “This is bothering me more than it should. Is that weird? Am I weird?”
“Relax man. I think it’s just your nature,” she assured you, “don’t stress over this stuff, it’s alright to care sometimes.”
She belched loudly. You hurried to move the phone away from your ear.
“That’s fucking disgusting,” you muttered.
“Fuck you sideways Squeaker,” Ryujin retorted. She always had a thing for firing back with remarks that were beyond human imagination. “Anyway, thanks for telling me this. I’ll see if I can try to talk to her sister about it. Maybe she knows a thing or two.”
“Y-Yea… Maybe she does,” you echoed, “do you need help arranging a meeting? I can always just go down the hall and ask…”
“Shit. You live down the hall from Yeji?”
“Unfortunately. She moved in last week.”
There was a brief pause from Ryujin’s end. 
“Go get a six pack of beer for me,” she instructed, “I think I’m gonna be paying a house-warming visit.”
She followed you home from school the next night and retrieved the beer from your place. To your surprise, she’d actually bought a house warming gift for the Hwang’s. 
“The beer is simply a formality,” she told you, slinging the tote bag that contained her gift for the Hwangs over her shoulder. “It’s simply the warmer of souls, the pleaser of—”
“Just take the fucking beer and get out,” you told her. She grinned like a cheshire cat, satisfied that she’d managed to annoy you for the day. She went over to the Hwang residence without another word. You were relatively productive that night, burning through a decent amount of readings and completing two of the assignments that were due the next week. 
And then at 11pm, there was a knock on your door. You were lazing on your beanbag by then, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and liking random images of capybaras. 
“Coming,” you muttered lazily. You rose and shuffled to the door. Two unexpected guests stood before you when you pulled the door open. 
“Hello!” Ryujin beamed. Next to her, Yeji grumbled something incoherent.
“W-What the…” you stammered. You were more shocked by Yeji’s presence than anything.
“Yeju wasn’t home,” Ryujin explained, waltzing into your apartment, “Yeji opened the door, I entered, cracked open a few beers, Yeji tried to chase me out, I pulled her out together with me, Yeji forgot her keys, here we are!”
The list of occurrences that tumbled from Ryujin’s mouth was nothing far from confusing. 
“I’m going to wait in front of my door,” Yeji muttered.
As the guitarist turned, Ryujin quickly strode over and grabbed her by the arm. “Nuh-uh.”
She dragged Yeji into your apartment and closed the door with her leg. “Let’s spend the time here! It’s so nice in Squeaker’s place!”
“She’s drunk,” Yeji told you.
“Not drunk! Tipsy!” Ryujin corrected, “if I were drunk, I would be slurring my sentences, but I’m not! Take that bitch!”
Yeji rolled her eyes. “This is ridiculous. I’m leaving.”
Ryujin blocked the door with her body. 
“You ain’t going nowhere kitty,” Ryujin smiled.
“Ryujin. Move,” Yeji growled. 
“Or what? What are you gonna do Yeji?” 
Yeji sighed and tried to push your bassist aside. With surprising agility, Ryujin grabbed Yeji’s wrist, pinning it against the wall in a swift movement. 
“W-What the hell! Let me go!” Yeji demanded. Ryujin grinned. 
“Nah-ah,” she replied.
Yeji futilely attempted to wrest herself from Ryujin’s grip. The bassist stayed smirking, catching her friend’s hand as she tried to push her away—Yeji’s other hand was pinned against the wall. 
“Relax kitty,” Ryujin whispered to her, “you’re being a very bad girl.”
“R-Ryujin! Don’t you dare!” Yeji warned. The panic was apparent in her voice. 
That was the first…
 Ryujin's smirk seemed to get even more smug . “Why not? We’ve done it before haven’t we?”
“T-That was a one off! I-I was drunk!” Yeji reasoned. 
Ryujin silenced her with a finger on her lips. “You enjoyed it last time, didn’t you?” 
“R-Ryujin… Please…” Yeji pleaded, “n-not here…”
Ryujin casted a glance in your direction.
“Why? You afraid Squeaker’s gonna let the whole world know about this?” she questioned Yeji. 
“Ryujin…” Yeji tried. 
When Ryujin shoved her knee in between Yeji’s legs, you knew that Yeji’s fate was sealed. You had no idea that Shin Ryujin of all people would be able to tame someone as fierce as Yej—Yet there she was, making the impossible possible.
“Anything else before we go on?” Ryujin questioned. Yeji opened her mouth, then she closed it. 
Yeji shook her head. Ryujin beamed.
“Neat,” your bassist mused, “we’ll have a fun time tonight.”
She was quick to drag Yeji over to the beanbag you were on just minutes ago. Then—rather boldly—Ryujin gripped Yeji’s T-shirt and ripped it right off her. 
“H-Hey!” Yeji cried, arms shooting across her chest to cover her vulnerable areas. “H-He’s right there!” 
“Oh relax, will you?” Ryujin scoffed, “he’s respectful. Isn’t that right Squeaky?” 
You flashed an awkward smile. You hoped that Yeji couldn’t see the tent in your pyjama pants.
“Come over here and help me,” Ryujin requested. 
“I-I… I really don’t think I should,” you reasoned, “I-I don’t think she wants me to touch her…”
“Does that really matter right now?” Ryujin rebutted. 
When you continued to stand there awkwardly, Ryujin rolled her eyes. “Ugh… No fun.”
She tugged Yeji’s shorts down, letting them fall and pool around her ankles. Yeji quickly moved and covered up her private parts. She looked rather uncomfortable.
“Ryujin,” you cautioned your bassist, “I-I don’t think we should—”
“I don’t need you being a wet blanket right now,” she chided, “if you aren’t joining, just sit out and watch.”
Every fibre of your body was urging you to just walk over right there and then. However, your conscience told you that doing so wouldn’t be wise. When Ryujin saw that you still remained in your spot, she scoffed. “Lame…”
She pushed Yeji down onto the beanbag. Yeji yelped as she fell into it, a gasp quickly following up as Ryujin fell atop of her.  Ryujin manoeuvred around Yeji’s body to remove the bra from her body. She succeeded and threw it away. In a flash, Ryujin herself was topless, her clothes adding on to the growing pile next to the beanbag. Her lips found Yeji’s, a sloppy makeout session ensuing.
Ryuin continued to assert her dominance over Yeji. Her right hand slowly made its way downward, until it reached the waistband of the simple, white panties Yeji wore. Spending not more than a second or two there, she reached further. The tips of her slim fingers quested below the thin cotton. When they reached a certain point, the gasps and soft sounds escaping Yeji’s lips cleared for a full moan of pleasure as Ryujin’s fingertips finally reached her most intimate parts. The moment that moan left Yeji’s mouth, you could see the smirk on Ryujin’s face grow wider. It was like she’d found a treasure.
From then, Ryujin refused to cease her assault on the guitarist’s body. Her left hand slid down the waistband of Yeji’s panties until the thin, tiny slip of fabric was halfway down the guitarist’s hips, giving her more than enough access to Yeji’s slick heat. You watched as Ryujin’s middle finger disappeared between Yeji’s legs. The rest of her hand covered your view—But the look on Yeji’s pleasure-stricken face told you all you needed to know regarding what that middle finger was doing.
“Look how fucking hot she is,” Ryujin said, her words dripping with lust, “she’s so fucking wet.”
Yehi let her loudest moan yet escape her lips. The sudden thrust and twist of Ryujin’s wrist tells you that she had penetrated the other girl with her fingers. Yeji’s legs close around her friend’s hand. 
“Fuck… Just as tight as the last time,” Ryujin smirked.
You found yourself squirming in place as your shaft continued to strain painfully against your pants. 
“I think you’ll like fucking her,” Ryujin stated, her voice taking on a softer tone, “She’ll be tight and wet for you… I bet you’d cum so quickly… A fucking shame that you’re choosing to miss out on this.”
Ryujin’s ring finger slipped between Yeji’s legs. You knew full well it had joined her middle finger inside Yeji’s body. Yeji’s legs seemed to have turned to jelly. Ryujin’s body covers Yeji’s bare skin, so you let your gaze roam up Ryujin’s toned back. And there, just to the left of Ryujin’s well shaped shoulders, you saw a pink nub rise and fall with each of Yeji’s laboured breaths.
Pink nipples—Yeji had pink nipples.
Yeji’s features—Usually fierce and full of anger—were twisted, wracked and contorted—Pleasure and lust coursed through her system, making her squirm beneath her friend. Her eyes, half-lidded with pleasure, stared up at the ceiling. Her mouth formed a perfect “O” as wordless sounds of pleasure left her lips.
“So tight… And she’s fucking drenched… Little slut,” Ryujin hissed. 
It all quickly becomes too much for the guitarist to handle. The pleasure of it all… It threatened to overwhelm her senses.
“Ryujin, I… Ryujin—” Yeji said quickly, as though she was barely able to form the words, “I’m going to…”
“You like being fingered? You like how I mess up your insides, don’t you Yeji?”
The guitarist’s only response was a long, passionate moan. She was suddenly unable to form words with her mouth. Every sound that escaped her was a moan of pleasure or a noise of the sort. It was like her brain had shut off, the pleasure in her system pushing the ability to think right out of her being.
“Do you like my fingers? Do you like getting finger fucked Yeji?”
Yeji squirmed. Her eyes shut as she moaned softly. It was like she was suddenly ashamed of how quickly and completely she had allowed Yeji to dominate her body and manipulate it to her liking. Ryujin moved her left hand to cup Yeji’s left breast, the index finger and thumb capturing her exposed, hardened nipple and giving it a soft squeeze. 
“Fucking cum Yeji.”
On cue, Yeji let out a scream. Her legs spasmed as an orgasm wracked her body. For several long seconds, Yeji writhes in pleasure beneath the bassist.  Ryujin turned and smiled devilishly at you. It was as if she was asking you whether you liked the little show she had just given you. She rose, leaving Yeji’s sweaty, heaving body on your bean bag as she strutted over. 
“I feel generous tonight,” she told you. Her hand grips your chin, tearing your gaze away from the guitarist before you can even take in her body. 
“Your table should hold my weight, right?” she asked. You nodded numbly. Wordlessly, she saunters over and clears a space for her to sit. Swiftly, she undid the belt that held up her baggy jeans, letting the denim fall off her slender legs. Her panties were off even quicker. 
You smiled devilishly as you undid your own pants and took your cock in one hand. You approached Ryujin, placing your shaft on Ryujin’s wanton pussy and dragging the head up and down her moist, dripping lips. 
Ryujin licked her lips. “She’s watching. Let’s give her a show, shall we?”
Grasping Ryujin’s legs, you raised them so that her calves were on your shoulders. Reaching down and placing your tip at her opening, you slowly pushed inside her. Entering Ryujin elicited a deep, lustful moan from her. You hear a soft set of footsteps approaching from behind. Yeji walked up next to the two of you. She knelt down, eyes glued on your cock that was buried inside her friend.
“T-Tell me how he feels,” Yeji requested.
“Fuck…” Ryujin gasped, unable to answer as you filled her completely. Your hips now touch her soaked, hot crotch as you bottomed out inside her heat. She savoured the feeling of being filled by you once more.
“He’s so big, Yeji,” Ryujin hissed, not taking her eyes away from yours, “he’s so big and thick and he’s fucking stretching me out… I think—”
Her moan cuts through her sentence. You’d cut short Ryujin’s descriptions as you began to move. Slowly, you drew your cock out from her tightly gripping pussy for the first time, savouring the feel of her lips wrapped tightly around your hard shaft as it tried to pull you back into her. You heard Yeji gasp at the sight of your cock drenched in slick, thick pussy juices. 
You drove back into Ryujin. Before long, you’ve settled into a slow but steady rhythm. You took your time, letting Yeji have a long glimpse of your cock as it appeared from between Ryujin’s glistening pussy before disappearing once more into the girl’s tight body. Ryujin was quickly reduced to a quivering, moaning mess as you fucked her. Gone was the girl that dominated Yeji just minutes before.
Her hands gripped the edge of your table with knuckle white grips, her mind and body relishing every thrust you made into her body. Words, cusses, moans… They spilled freely from her lips. 
“Oh, fuck! Fuck me just like that… Fuck me slow… Make me… Feel… Every inch of you! He’s so big, Yeji! He feels so fucking good inside me!”
You tore your gaze from Ryuin’s writhing body.  Yeji had begun to work her hand between her milky legs, her left hand clutching her right breast. You watched eagerly as she captured the pinkness of her nipples between her index and middle finger, delivering a small amount of pressure to the perky nubs.
With a foreign tone of lust, she drawled. “Fuck her… Fuck her harder…”
You grinned as the girl finally give into her desires. Her pleasure must’ve been heightened as she watched the erotic scene play out in front of her. You grasped Ryujin’s thighs and speared yourself deeper and deeper into the girl, using her long limbs as leverage to make each thrust harder than the last.
For long minutes, you fucked her like that. Her toned, slim body rocked back and forth helplessly on the table, her round breasts bouncing wantonly with each impact of your hips into her hot body..
“Oh, fuck! Yes! Fuck me harder… As hard as you want! O-Oh! Fuck YES!”
Ryujin is more than happy to let you have your way with her body. You knew from all the time you’d spent with her that she was more than comfortable with rough sex. Unreserved, you let loose and began o truly fuck her the way she wanted, the way she yearned, the way she loved to be fucked. 
Pounded. That was it—Shin Ryujin loved getting pounded.
You let her legs fall from your shoulders. You spread her thighs, a palm on each one before forcing her onto her left side. Keeping her right leg in the air, you continued to fuck her, giving Yeji the perfect view of your cock as it slid in and out of her friend’s pussy.
The new position drives Ryujin mad. Your first few thrusts into her wet, tight pussy were your indication. Her moans and gasps continued, higher in pitch and louder in volume as you drove deeper and faster into her pussy. The wet, slick sounds of her juices and the wet flesh around your cock reverberates through the apartment as you continued to fuck the mewling, moaning girl. Between her splayed lips, you could feel the heat radiating from her core surrounding your shaft.
“Oh god, Yeji he’s… he’s so big inside me. He’s fucking me so good!”
“How… how does your pussy f-feel, Ryujin?”
“It feels… So good… So full of his cock… M-Mmmmph… I’m so fucking wet! I'm gonna... I'm gonna...”
It was all quickly becoming too much to handle—Watching Yeji be used and Yeji watching you use her friend. Your own peak was rapidly approaching.
“Fuck… I’m gonna cum soon.”
“Don’t stop, please don’t stop fucking me!” Ryujin cried. “Mmmm, I’m getting close!”
“I… I’m cumming!” you heard. The voice was not from Ryuin, but from Yeji. The guitarist was a squirming mess on her knees, her body wracked with spasms as she orgasmed. You tore your gaze from Ryujin to watch as Yeji quivered and shook in her place, her hand working busily between her thighs as the rest of her body straightened involuntarily in pleasure.
“Ohh.. oh, I’m cumming!” Ryujin exclaimed. She took your attention back once again. Her pussy pulsated, squeezing you tightly—The signal of her impending orgasm.
“Where—”
“Inside me!” she answered, cutting you off, “inside me, please! Fill me… Fill me with your cum!”
She came first. The tightening of her spasming pussy around your shaft quickly drove you to orgasm as well. Burying yourself as deep as you can within her hot, slick pussy, you erupted.
Your cock sent stream after stream of thick, hot semen into her body. She tightened around you, squeezing your cock tightly and milking you of every drop. You let yourself savour every second of it, the feel of Ryujin’s body wrapped around you, the feel of her wet walls being painted with cum, the sound of her and Yeji’s moans filling your ears. You were certain that this was paradise.
You stood there exhausted. Soon you finally slipped out of her body with a slick pop. Ryujin turned onto her back, too exhausted to do anything further. White, thick liquid oozes between the splayed lips of her freshly fucked pussy, before a thick stream began to flow from her body onto her flushed thighs and your table.
“Oh fuck…” Ryujin heaved, “that… That was fucking hot…”
She let her legs dangle off the table, keeping them spread as she looked over to her friend on her knees. “Come here and clean me up Yeji.”
The girl eagerly rose from her knees and knelt back down in front of Ryujin’s still spread legs. She doesn’t waste any time, diving in and licking the thick white cum that flowed from your bassist’s pussy like it was a delicacy. Ryujin hummed softly, basking in the pleasure at the feel of Yeji’s tongue attacking her still sensitive lips. When Ryujin had enough, she pushed Yeji’s head away. You swore you saw a hint of disappointment on Yeji’s face.
She slid off the desk. You caught her, holding her steady as she found her footing on her jelly-like legs. 
“Shit… I need to sleep,” she muttered, “Squeaker, carry me to your bed, will you?” 
You complied. You laid her down on your mattress as gingerly as you could, making sure to pull the covers over her nude body. Then, you went over to your cupboard and pulled out a shirt.
“Where… Are you going?” Ryujin asked as you were about to head out.
“I’m just passing this to Yeji,” you told her, “she’ll need this.”
Ryujin hummed and turned on her side. “Sleep next to me when you come back.”
You walked out. Yeji had put her bra and shorts back on and was gathering what was left of her shirt.
“H-Hey,” you called. You walked over and handed the shirt to her. “You’ll need to cover up. H-Have this.”
Yeji stared at the shirt for a moment. It was one of those old anime shirts you picked up from the thrift store. It would definitely be baggy on Yeji’s small frame, but it was all you could really offer her. 
You thought that she’d smack your hand away and tell you to fuck off or something. To your surprise—and some delight—she gingerly took the shirt from you. Wordlessly, she slipped it on. 
“Thanks,” she voiced, “I’ll go now.”
You walked her to the door and opened it for her. “I-Is Yeju back to open the door?”
“S-She should be,” Yeji replied.
“R-Right then… H-Have a good night,” you wished her. She looked at you for a moment. You were certain she was going to call you a slur.
“G-Good night,” she wished back, “I-I’ll see you tomorrow for practice...”
Yeji hugged herself and hurried down the hall. You figured that the embarrassment had made her act like this. Tomorrow, she’d go back to cussing you out like a sailor.
You returned to your room after locking up. Ryujin had fallen fast asleep by then, snoring rather loudly as you silently slipped into the space next to her. 
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“You think she’ll be awkward when she sees us?” Ryujin asked as the two of you got off the bus. 
“She’ll be fine with you, but she’s gonna kill me,” you muttered. 
Ryujin cackled. “Ah… So this whole thing is no longer my problem!”
You shot her a glare.
“You were the one that initiated things. It still is your problem,” you told her.
“Hey. You both enjoyed it didn’t you?” she smirked. 
“That doesn’t negate the fact that you started the whole thing!” you argued.
“What are you guys getting so heated over?” 
You turned. Kim Chaewon gazed at the both of you, a blank expression on her face. 
“Oh. Hey Chaewon,” Ryujin waved, “we were just having friendly banter. We aren’t gonna kill each other if that’s what you’re worried about.”
Chaewon gazed intently at Ryujin for a moment, then transferred her gaze back to you. “So I was that forgettable huh?”
You blinked. “W-What?”
“You’ve already moved on, haven’t you?” Chaewon questioned, “getting yourself involved in a band with a bunch of girls like I was never important. You’re fucking disgusting.”
Chaewon shoulder-checked you as she walked past, making sure to let her trumpet case strike your shin as well. You winced, a sharp pain shooting up your leg. 
“Fuck,” you hissed. Ryujin quickly held onto you.
“That girl is psycho,” she told you. 
“Bratty is a better word,” you replied, “please don’t tell me she’s gonna join the band…”
Ryujin pursed her lips. “Well… Judging from the fact that she has her trumpet case with her on a Friday—I’d say that Eunbi managed to get through to her.”
“Christ on a fucking pike,” you sighed, “Yeji was enough for me to handle already…”
The pain was slowly fading now. You tapped Ryujin’s shoulder. “I think I can walk this off,”
Your bassist let go of you, letting you walk forward on your own for a bit before jogging up to you.
“Chin up Squeaker,” she assured you, “I’m sure that there’s a way to achieve peace in our band.”
You sure as hell hoped so. If not—you were in for one hell of a ride.
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Without even getting into the merits of TS being named person of the year, I’m genuinely shocked that she brought up Travis in the interview. From an excerpt Time posted on its socials, she says they are “proud” of each other and she references how she locked herself in her house for years and she’ll “never get that time back.” I know how hard she’s pushing this relationship and narrative, but if you’re getting this monumental honor for your work, why would she bring up a bf of only a few months? She famously did not thank Calvin Harris or bring him to accept her second AOTY Grammy. I have no idea if this relationship will last, but why would you want a part of your legacy tied to a random guy you’ve known for less than a year?
Say what you will about Taylor, but I always thought she took her work seriously at least. This is a huge honor (whether deserved or not) so I’m stunned that she’s letting the Travis thing be attached to it. It’s very disappointing.
Also, I hate that she’s pushing the “locked in the house” narrative even here. It’s definitely aimed at Joe and what’s even the point? It’s been almost a year. Side note, I’ve never actually believed she spent the past 7 years in the house. I think she lived her life exactly the way she wanted it. A list celebrities can and often do live low key lives. There’s a reason that you rarely see pap pics of Beyoncé, Adele, Jennifer Aniston, even Selena apparently has kept her dating life off the radar for years according to DeuxMoi.
This is all such an embarrassing shitshow. There are people dying in Palestine, they are filming their lives and counting the seconds left in their hand before being bombed and killed. Hospitals are being bombed, they have no food or water supply and journalists are being killed brutally for speaking up. Even jews people are being killed or kidnapped for speaking up for Palestine...
Yet somehow Taylor Swift is the Person of the Year. As if this alone wasn’t shitty enough already, she is talking about how oppressed she has been throughout her entire privileged life. Saying she's spent the last six years of her life being locked in her own house (mind you two years of them were pandemic) She literally went out and did proper promos for Lover era. She did rep tour in the previous year. It was only reputation album release time when she was silent because of her so called tagline "There will be no explanation, just reputation" She couldn’t do promo for folklore and evermore in such way because there was a fucking pandemic going on. But now she will throw this narrative to make Joe look bad. Do you guys realize how insane this is? She has no accountability for her own actions, if it's not going according to how she wanted, she will just blame the next person. Also it's been 815372919 years since the kimye incident, can she fucking let go off it?
It's just astonishing how she said it with broad chest that the real love she found with Joe was what helped her get through that period of time, but now that it didn’t work out she is making it seem like the kimye incident took her in a bad place where she didn’t want to be (mind you she admits flying to london herself, joe didn’t force her) and she's feeding the narrative that Joe took advantage of her low period which was a fanfic written by swifties earlier. She's just feeding them their words to dig up a grave for joe.
But also why are we discussing about a billionaire's love life in a magazine like Times in the midst of a fucking genocide? This is just eye opening for us about pop culture and western media tbh
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thepunkmuppet · 6 months
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ok if this is just me then it’s whatever but for me teen wolf finishes at season 3b.
like allison dies, the end. the rest of it is what my brain and the brains of talented fic writers can conjure up, because it could be absolute nonsense and still be better than whatever the hell season 4 onwards even is.
liam is okay I guess. I like the season where stiles disappears. there are some (emphasis on some) really great moments and plotlines. but season 4 is such a fucking shitshow, honestly some of the worst tv I have ever watched, which is made even worse because I have to watch it play out with characters I love.
isaac, who had the potential to be one of the best characters, disappears without a trace, and later so does the wonderful kira
malia (who I high key really hate, sorry but she sucks) and scott get together at the end which is just. what the actual fuck
alison’s aunt comes back in the most contrived and stupid way I’ve ever seen (were-jaguar?? ik this show is weird and silly but give me a fucking break)
danny also disappears in favour of a personality-less gay best friend (sorry if you like him, he never did anything wrong it just pisses me off bc he only seems to be there for diversity points. I literally can’t even remember his name)
jackson comes back and is dating one of the also personality-less twins for no reason (and yet they couldn’t even confirm stiles is bi??? what a joke)
and the writing is just bad it’s just so bad… where the dialogue in the first seasons was campy and fun now it’s just cringe and borderline unwatchable, and the plot points are sketchy at best and completely incomprehensible at worst (aka whatever the fuck happened in season 4 I still don’t know)
sorry I’m really dredging up some 2020-teen-wolf-obsessed-in-lockdown emotions here but god I just hate it so much. there is so much potential in that show, so many great characters and concepts, but it all just devolved into twilight-level awfulness and honestly full on character assassination, all culminating in me not even giving a single flying fuck about the (objectively insane and exciting) movie coming out whenever tf it did.
yeah I love teen wolf but it finishes with season 3 the rest is up to fanfiction for me idk what to tell you 🫡
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uniquevoidflowers · 7 months
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I made a small little fic based on @kikker-oma's art here's the link:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, I'm begging you, go check them out, their art is insanely good! Fic under cut:
“The Lost Woods are a dangerous place. Illusions are common, and many get lost forever in the mist. Don’t stray too far from the group. Hopefully none of you get too delirious.” Time warned.
Legend was instantly on guard, not liking the implications of that. He knew he could be vulnerable if he got one of these so called illusions. What he was not expecting was the smithy to be affected by it. 
Suddenly Four’s eyes blew wide, growing a bit foggy. They were blue, unlike the regular grey they show. “What are you?” He questioned the chain, eyebrows furrowed.
“Four it’s us!” Wind called out. 
The smith didn’t seem to hear the sailor and instead pulled out his sword and swung it, barely missing the kid. Four had said something but the veteran didn’t catch exactly what he had said. Wind had dodged quickly and ran back, not wanting to get hurt. “Link, it’s okay.” Warriors walked up, hands spread in surrender. 
Legend warily followed close behind, also throwing up his hands watching as the smith flinched. Unfortunately for literally everyone Four had been aiming the sword at himself, and stabbed himself. “Hrk, what the!” Four grunted.
“FOUR!” 
Legend didn’t know who had yelled, until he realized he had. 
The smithy had showed off his blood soaked hands, clearly confused at the entire situation. “When did…”
Legend saw Four’s eyes roll to the back of his head and he crumpled to the ground. There were cries of surprise as everyone rushed to the smith. Hyrule was kneeling at Four’s side examining the wound. “What the fuck just happened?” Legend wondered. 
“The mist isn’t usually that strong. Maybe there’s something going on.” Time mused, eyeing said mist around them.
“Why did it affect Four, and none of us?” Sky wondered.
“I…don’t know.” Time admitted.
Then there was silence. Everybody watching anxiously as Hyrule did his magic. “I’ll need a fairy.” Hyrule cursed.
Legend searched his pouch and found a few bottles with cherry red liquid in them but failed to find an actual fairy. He hoped someone else had one. 
“Here!” Sky called, tossing the bottle to the traveller.
“Sky, watch it next time.” Hyrule scowled, popping the cork off of the bottle. 
A fairy flew out, and zipped around the smithy, pink dust trailing behind it. The wound remained though, much to everybody’s horror. “Why is this happening again?” Wind asked quietly, voice soft and almost unreadable. 
Warriors wrapped the younger in a warm embrace. 
“It’s the mist, isn’t it?” Legend sighed.
“Well, there’s no real way to tell right now. That might be the most logical assumption though.” Time shrugged.
“It’s all a mystery isn’t it?”
Legend jerked around to see Dark Link standing there, a smug look on his face. The veteran found rage that he didn’t know he had and he lunged at the shadow, first instinct to bite it. The shadow screeched, and kicked Legend off, looking incredibly disgusted. 
The veteran wiped black blood from his mouth, face twisted in a scowl. 
“Why are you here?” Warriors asked, gritting his teeth.
“Why not? The mist here only gets more powerful, you’ll soon be under it’s influence just like your friend there. I’m simply here to enjoy the shitshow.” Dark Link shrugged.
“I wouldn’t get too confident, shadow.” Warriors growled pulling out his sword.
“Ohohoho, and you think you have the upper hand here?” Dark Link snorted, rolling his eyes.
Warriors didn’t respond, eyes seeming to pierce through the shadow. 
“Watch and learn, soldier.” Dark Link grinned maniacally and waved his hands around, the mist suddenly growing thicker and thicker.
Why did the captain have to open his mouth?
Legend coughed, the mist acting like smoke in his lungs, and he heard a voice. 
“Link, where are you going?
“Marin?!” 
Link saw a glimpse of flowing red hair and a hibiscus and ran to her. 
“Link!” The girl giggled.
Link lost all sense of reality, wrapping arms around the mist that seemed like his beloved dream girl. 
“Don’t go.” He pleaded.
“I won’t. Just stay with me forever.” Marin requested, a smile on her face.
“I will, I promise.” 
“Veteran, please!” A different voice urged.
Link pulled out his sword. 
“Link they’re bad, I know it.” Marin squeaked.
Link gave a battle cry and slashed at his opponents, the mist was blinding him though. Suddenly there were arms around him. “Link, hurry! I can’t stay here much longer!” Marin screamed.
“I’m coming!” Link struggled, eventually biting his captors and running off in the mist. 
“Legend come back!” 
Link didn’t know who this Legend was, but he was not interested.
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here’s yet another kinn & porsche rec list! just like with the first two, this list is ordered according to length (from longest to shortest), and each is written by a different author! also, all currently incomplete fics have been marked with (wip). listen, when i tell you kp fics are literally piggybacking me through this year, i mean that shit. there are an insane amount of talented people in this fandom, we’re honestly so blessed. anyway, please be sure to read the tags, and show the authors some love! [part 3/?]
— echoes in my dreams by nuwildcat – explicit / 92k words
It’s been 10 years since the first Kaiju attack, humanity built the Jaeger program to fight them, and Kinn Annakin Theerapanyakun is one of the top Jaeger Pilots in the world. There’s just one problem—none of his co-pilots have lasted past a year with him. Enter Porsche Pachara Kittisawat. Somehow, this disaster of a bartender with no Drift experience shakes Kinn’s understanding of the Drift and changes humanity’s fate at the same time. Well, as long as Kinn doesn’t kill him first.
— instinct by thewayside – explicit / 90.5k words (wip)
Not everyone has an instinct, an animal self that lives inside a person, born from their souls and forged to live in their flesh. Hundreds of years ago it was common to have bears, rabbits, fish, and lions, a menagerie of animals—but now, as time and dilution of bloodlines has increased, the most common thing to have is nothing at all.
— two shots by martynax – explicit / 81.8k words
“So I’m supposed to end a mafia dispute?”
“Something like that,” he mutters, wondering if he’s making a mistake, revealing it to Porsche so soon. Nothing is set in stone, after all. But he has a gut feeling that the man appreciates honesty and simplicity much more than intrigue and schemes.
“Then why don’t you kill him yourself?” Porsche questions, but that is going to stay a secret from him for now. He won’t give Porsche ammunition to get away from the deal. If he says he’s trying to keep it a secret from his father, he could find a way to get in contact with him and fuck things up for Kinn. It may be far-fetched but Kinn’s not taking any chances.
“How about you answer one of my questions?” He asks, cocking his head slightly to the side.
“Oh? You show me yours, I show you mine?” Porsche teases him. The raised corner of his mouth and the twinkling in his eyes makes it clear he’s making allusions to their dicks.
“I know mine is bigger, there’s no need to compare. You would just embarrass yourself,” Kinn tells him with a smirk of his own, helpless against the pull Porsche seems to have on him. Porsche laughs, clearly surprised at the comment.
— ‘til the fever broke by vesna (mrsronweasley) – explicit / 63.6k words
In a world where having a sex slave is a status symbol, Kinn’s father gifts him with a slave.
— stumbling to the edge ‘series by firerisingoverthehills – mature / 51.4k words
Kinn doesn’t kiss. He just doesn’t. Not since Tawan and how that whole shitshow ended. Porsche must read something on his face, because he actually bridges the gap between them. He sets a hand on the seat next to Kinn’s thigh and leans into his space. His knee is up on the seat, the other leg hanging off it. He leans in close enough that Kinn can feel his steady breaths on his face.
Kinn is going to tell him. He’s going to lay down the rules. Tell him that he doesn’t kiss. That he doesn’t like to be challenged. He’s going to—
And then Porsche kisses him and Kinn... Kinn doesn’t stop him.
(Or: An AU where they meet in a slightly different way, Kinn still falls head over heels though.)
— xxx curious straight boy ‘series  by mirrorofprinces – explicit / 34.2k words
“Porsche is extremely close to signing. In fact, he has a final meeting with the execs on Monday morning. The only condition is that he wants to request his first partner, and it’s you.”
Kinn takes a long drink of his whiskey, sets the glass down, and runs his tongue over his teeth. “So you had to meet with me, urgently, to tell me that a beautiful boy wants me to fuck him, thinking I’d say no.” He drums his fingers on the bartop. “Which means there’s a catch.”
— the house don’t fall (when the bones are good) by bytherirveriwept – explicit / 11.3k words
The reality of Kinn is at times a grasping, hungry thing even when he is standing still.
(Or: Porsche and Kinn are the Theerapanyakun agency’s best team. They live in each other’s pockets and share their deepest secrets. But when Porsche takes on the role of bait in their latest mission, it throws their entire relationship into a spiral.)
— gone was any trace of you by kurtstiel – explicit / 11.1k words
Kinn is looking at Porsche like he’s seen a ghost. Porsche blinks and the haunted expression is gone, Kinn smoothing it over with something neutral, but there’s still something fragile at the edges of it, like a crystal figurine balanced on a ledge. Kinn’s body relaxes in a way that’s purposefully casual, tucking his outstretched foot back onto the bed.
“You were in the bathroom,” Kinn says. He phrases it like an answer rather than a question.
(Or: Porsche left Kinn in their bed with nothing but a note. In the aftermath of the shootout, Kinn can't stop thinking about it.)
— quis custodiet ipsos custode by concernedlily – explicit / 8.1k words
Porsche props his chin on Kinn’s chest, on his favourite spot in the valley between his pecs, and peers up at him. “Tell me? I’ve never seen you have a nightmare like that.”
He toys with the edge of the bandage wrapped awkwardly around Porsche’s shoulder. It’s a knife wound, scored shallow but long down from his collarbone towards Porsche’s nipple, which is certainly in Kinn’s top ten parts of Porsche’s body and probably top five, and not to be endangered under any circumstances. Porsche had tried to treat it himself and Kinn had dragged him to the medical wing and supervised the stitches and the bandaging himself, mentally cursing out the minor family’s men for a crowd of incompetents the whole time. “Deng. He was… the first bodyguard who died for me.”
— cliff jump ‘series by airgiodslv – explicit / 7.3k words
“You know the rules, then?” Kinn asks.
Porsche looks amused, like he can tell how badly Kinn wants to wreck his composure. “No kissing, no marks on you, bubble bath first,” Porsche recites easily. “I read your notes file.”
Kinn is almost certain Porsche isn’t supposed to tell him the escort agency keeps a notes file.
(Or: An AU in which Kinn requests an escort for the night, and gets Porsche.)
— love on the water, love underwater by butterflylungs – explicit / 7.3k words
The golden light of the sun washes over him, rays catching in his dark hair, caressing his skin. Porsche would do unspeakable things for this man, and the fact that he’s been neglecting him in favor of work bothers him more than he can put into words. He misses Kinn with every breath, with every heartbeat, and he wishes he didn’t have to spend so much time away from him.
(Or: A day off, a surprise trip, and the dreams they’ve had to let go.)
— forward is the doing by daltoneering – explicit / 5.5k words
He exhales an acrid lungful, and opens his eyes. Right here, in the electric scarlet of the evening, they had made their choice. Design had shaped them for too long; now, the broken glass on the floor shimmering like a thousand stars to wish upon, Porsche lives by decision.
The door into the bar spills a shadow out into the light of the yard, and Porsche reaches for Kinn with simple instinct: their hands meet in the gloaming, and Kinn folds himself around Porsche’s side like a coat, or a blanket.
(Or: In the red-blue neon of the lights behind Hum Bar, Kinn and Porsche chose each other—and what better way to explore the meaning of that than through devastatingly tender-horny sex?)
— i’m the only one at the end of the day by kinnpornsche (bloodyinkwells) – explicit / 5k words
“I know this is a revolutionary idea, but maybe you could trust your boyfriend to not be cheating on you every time you see him with another man.”
“What is it from?”
“Instead you just assume I’m a slut,” Porsche barks, and then his voice softens. “When I’ve only ever been loyal to you, and you know it.”
(Or: Porsche flirts with someone for a job. Kinn doesn’t take it well. Porsche talks back.)
— no one does it better by midnightfreeway – explicit / 2.8k words
Kinn takes comfort in being in control. Control is power; control is freedom. It allows him to act on his own initiative. It brings him pleasure in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Kinn has no idea who he would be without it. An empty shell of a man, a puppet with someone else pulling the strings.
But it gets tiring, always having to fight for your own survival.
— cravin’ by yeetlegay – explicit / 1.8k words
It’s only when Kinn is two knuckles deep in Porsche’s ass, his teeth buried in the meat of his thigh, that it occurs to Porsche he probably isn’t that straight.
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literallyjusttoa · 11 months
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Aither meeting Apollo's kids? What would that be like? Also Meg!! -@apollogists
Bringing back Aither/Apollo for this (honestly thank you for the reminder of this ship, gonna drop it in the ship tournament now lol) But here's another blurb on this fun rarepair!
So Aither actually can’t really meet any of Apollo’s kids bc he’s a primordial and they’re kind of beyond human comprehension. So in Apollo’s kids minds Aither is like a cryptid that Apollo swears he’s been dating for six months now. Their opinion on this ranges from Will (“I’m just glad my dad’s happy after the shitshow of the trials”) to Jerry and Kayla (“Dad’s dating an eldritch abomination that’s hilarious”) to Austin (“My father has gone insane but that’s fine I still love him :)” ) 
Meg completely believes Apollo when he says he’s dating a being millions of years old that is the literal sky. She will not, however, accept the idea that she can never meet him. No, Meg is determined to give Aither a shovel talk, and a little thing like the fact that meeting her will melt her brain will not stop her. Apollo has to spend a lot of time thwarting Meg’s schemes to be the first mortal ever to meet the primordial god of light. It doesn’t help that Aither finds Meg really charming and actually hopes she’ll succeed in being the first mortal to survive his presence, so conversations about this issue go a bit like this.
Apollo: Aither, love, please stop hanging around my chariot when Meg is here, she will try to stare directly at your essence. 
Aither: I think you should support her efforts! It’s good for young people like her to have goals :)
Apollo: Aither please she will DIE
Overall, Apollo’s kids and Meg are supportive in their own odd ways.
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editorialsonlife · 19 days
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HOW IS IT APRIL ALREADY
who wants a chaotic life update coz here we go
We just submitted an offer on a house in palmy, eeeeeeeek. So moving to a whole other city an hour and a half away from where we currently live. Likely to be accepted and have been working through all the admin for mortgage approvals and selling our current home and buying new up there. We’ll be going from a 90m2 house to a 200m2 house on a larger section - it’s going to be hilarious to live somewhere so massive.
Antidepressants are the best things in the world I should have done them years ago.
Work is a wild shitshow, thanks to a prime minister who can’t accept that running a country and a company are two fundamentally different things. Consequently, work is currently calling for voluntary redundancies and then will kick off a change process in May. Will I have a job come 1 July? Who knows. Current math suggests job losses for ~1200 people across our 3500 ish back office staff so watch this space.
Thanks to antidepressants, I can’t even be stressed about this. It’s amazing!!!
Dave got a solid bonus this year, which is amazing. They did it so tough last year through all the flooding and having clients on suicide watch and everything else and they really Fkn earned it so yay. Waiting to find out what his pay rise will be as well.
At least both of us can keep our current jobs when we move and just commute a couple of days a week ( I’m in denial about the reality of this but anyway)
Naturally my sister and her husband couldn’t possibly be left out so have also put an offer on a house up there but it was so impulsive and a really dumb choice but it’s been accepted so their only hope now is they can’t sell their current house.
Fuck I’m glad we don’t have stamp duty in this country.
I signed up for an online bootcamp class on zoom that’s 530 every morning coz let’s be real I ain’t doing nothing after work apart from collapsing in a heap and it’s been so fun! They are v much like, this is your first start back in a while these are your regressions we expect to see you using them and then don’t shame you for it either? And are just like, too hard? Don’t use weights then? And my god is it ever a relief for my poor overweight body to not be forcing it to move in ways it can’t and reminding myself that actually I can do pretty amazing things if I give it a chance and it’s just been such a massive mental win. Maybe over the next few months I might get my eating sorted you never know.
I signed up for it as a 6 week challenge kinda thing and I’m 99% sure I haven’t lost any weight which was not at all the point of signing up for it - it was proving to myself I could be consistent with something and I’ve achieved that so yay.
Dave and I are good which is lovely. Even started talking to the counsellor about all my sex hang ups which is deeply unpleasant and awkward but at least it moving things along a bit??? 🤮🤮🤮😬😬😬😳😳
Have I mentioned lately how good antidepressants are honestly?? I have my brain back and my personality and it’s wild.
We wanna start having kids this year? Also wild.
Had a birthday and now I’m 34 and somehow it’s April? I do not understand time at all honestly.
I fucking love my new doctor he’s actually the best I will not be changing when we move.
I’m excited for a slower, quieter pace of life and more chill. I’m honestly done with my girl boss era. I’ve made the money and chased the titles and it’s exhausting honestly. (Watch this change again rapidly)
I was away for 7 of 8 weekends across Feb and March and it was INSANE. weddings. TAYLOR SWIFT ERAS TOUR!!!!! Birthdays and friend birthday and mum and I went to Pink and other birthdays and it was way too much. Oh, and house hunting mixed in. Plus ya know, a full time job in the mix.
It’s been a Fkn massive start to the year, and she ain’t slowing down any time soon.
Antidepressants man. Wild the difference they have made to my life. WILD.
Happy and grateful for my life and everyone in it and all the madness that it is right now. Someday it’ll be chill right??? I’ve been saying that since 2019 at some point I’ll accept that the answer is no.
Cool cool cool what a wild ride.
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dyrewrites · 2 months
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OC in Fifteen
@autumnalwalker got me for this one ^.-
Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well!
I is tagging @rmgrey-author and @verba-writing and YOU
Since I already did this for the two in my current WiP, let's wriggle over to the one what needs another revision >.>
Pale Blood's Odea is our subject today. Prepare for cursing. She does it a lot. I love her.
“I’m certain there’s a seedy little hole in the wall somewhere that’s really missing you two.”
"Just my luck, flat on my ass in the middle of a fang sandwich.”
“You still went poking when you had no right, so I don’t want to hear any of your fae-shit about privacy.”
“What did I do to earn the attention of every fang in this Gods-forsaken pit of a city?”
“Ron, you better not have been keeping secrets or I will feed your ears to my cats!”
“I was kidding about your ears. I won’t feed any part of you to my cats, I would never. I don’t know where you’ve been.”
“No, she hasn’t. You’ll be fine if you shut up.”
“Please, Ron, sweetness like yours is everyone’s type.”
“‘Private call,’ he says. Everything we share and I can’t know who cuts my checks!”
“Two weeks, five hours and thirty-seven minutes, from a nanovirus, in your lenses. Even your death is pathetic.”
“Like fuck she is!”
“Oh, don’t worry, we’ll get our Kiki back. Dusk may not break,” Odea held the eye firmer in her fingertips, tighter and tighter, grin twitching as the eye popped and leaked viscous fluid into her palm. “But her Sisters do.”
"Nope, no deaths, just insanity."
“You are not fine. Nothing is fine. The last few days have been one giant shitshow and it doesn’t look like it’s ending anytime soon so if there’s something more going on, here, with you? I want you to fucking tell me. Because, like it or not, I am your friend and I care about you.”
“Yeah, fucking witches, same as fucking fangs; I can’t hide anything when you’re around me. Not so fun when it’s turned back on ya, is it? Den deserves to know and don’t even try to argue with me, I can feel it. How you feel for him, how you feel when you’re around him, the stuff you haven’t even admitted to yourself. You’re wide open to me. So you’d better fucking tell him.”
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lacrimosathedark · 2 years
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Hey Bat fandom, can we like, stop pushing for BatJokes in mainline comics?
EDIT: DISCLAIMER FOR CLARITY: I am not attempting to criticize people who ship these characters. It is strictly a critique of the concept of a reciprocal romantic relationship between these two characters being canonized and people wanting that specifically. I am not shaming anyone for enjoying or entertaining the idea of this pairing.
Look, I’m far from the last person to say there’s nothing there; I literally have a whole word document dedicated to evidence for the argument that Joker is in love with Batman (which I made out of spite because I mentioned it in passing and my cousin thought I was crazy heck you man I’m right).
And honestly, I love Elseworlds where it could be moderately plausible. The Telltale games, for example, put a truly fascinating spin on their dynamic that makes reciprocation believable, even likely. White Knight does this pretty well too. And Lego Batman makes it fucking adorable.
But here’s the thing, those are Elseworlds. All of them, Joker shows his inherently redeeming qualities. In Telltale he’s basically led astray and you can, in essence save him from becoming a psychotic mass murderer we know the Joker as. In White Knight, he is extremely mentally ill, but is temporarily “cured”, and while still a manipulative bastard, shows a great deal of love and compassion and determination to make things right. These set up Joker to be much more morally gray than he is in most media. Lego Batman is accurate but also cutesy and sanitized, so Joker is very much a precious little bean instead of...y’know...an insane murder clown.
If the Arkham games have one strong point, it’s nailing this relationship. Joker is absolutely in love with and attracted to Batman. And while Bruce is obsessed with Joker to extreme and unhealthy degrees, he feels no affection for him whatsoever. He doesn’t like the Joker.
Which is my point. Joker, while not entirely lacking redeeming qualities, is inherently irredeemable. He’s the definition of a psychotic mass murderer. And everything he’s done to Bruce specifically cannot be ignored.
The biggest things that come to mind are The Killing Joke, A Death in the Family (as well as the N52 shitshow that was Death OF the Family), his BatCat Wedding bullshit, and Joker War. But that’s not even half of the things he’s done to cause him grief.
And look, I’m not saying Bruce doesn’t have a kind of intimate connection with Joker. He most certainly does. But intimate is not inherently loving. Remember, he basically accidentally created Joker when the man tripped or jumped into that vat of acid trying to escape Batman. And Bruce has an extremely severe guilt complex. So Joker is, and always will be, Batman’s responsibility.
Because I cannot see this man loving the guy who paralyzed his almost-daughter, tortured one of his best friends, brutally murdered his son, mind-controlled his eldest son, attacked his entire family, nearly killed his fiancee, and stole pretty much everything from under him while terrorizing his city.
Give them a different history, sure. Find a way to redeem the Joker, even better. I’m a fan of Elseworlds where they can have mutual romantic chemistry.
But it just doesn’t work within main comics. They don’t express mutual interest. And Joker has repeatedly expressed “love” with abuse. It has no potential to be healthy with the canon we currently have.
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bookishtheaterlover7 · 5 months
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Just remember there are numerous perspectives to this shitshow but there are two major sides to this.
This being pushed and sold to the public and looking an entire different way from those who no absolutely nothing except she looks like a child/teen.
The other side of course is the fandom and that’s why everything they do seems insane to us because based on what we know it doesn’t add up.
So if you all choose to stay to debunk, have fun, keep things in perspective, if you know it’s PR, don’t freak out over little bs they pull.
Also remember things aren’t always as they appear so it’s easy for theories and speculation to feel factual when they aren’t.
I can’t do this anymore, I’m too emotionally invested due to Chris. I was concerned about him throughout this mess. He’s been open about something I struggle with as well. I used this fandom as a unknowingly as a distraction especially during 2020, but due to my depression and anxiety getting increasingly worse, each new thing hits me as though I personally know this man and that’s not good.
I legit woke up with a depressive episode the morning of his so called page six wedding announcement and that didn’t happen until Sunday evening, but it damn sure didn’t help my ass.
I battle suicidal thoughts (not over this shit) and feel alone in my own crap, so I can’t deal with whatever the fuck this is. It’s too much. I fight for my life each and everyday and I can’t waste it wondering if a multi millionaire may or may not be willing or unwilling in a pr stunt or married to a racist for real. I’m black and deal with enough as it is. I hate myself for getting invested in this man. I mess up trying to see good in people I actually know and I mistakenly applied that to him. I fell into the celebrity bs that consumes society and feel like an idiot for it.
So yeah it’s a big world out there, the fandom is 1% of that. Focus on seeing this from the angle of the billions of strangers who might or might not give a shit about Chris Evans outside of Captain America.
To the world He’s married and to a woman from Portugal. If it’s revealed to be Pr, he’ll be known as the Chris who lied about being married.
Someone mentioned how his costars are problematic too and that doesn’t help because that just aligns that he would bypass the racism and still marry her, but idk.
There’s no winning here unless this is revealed as PR and CAA was using him for money gain or something, and if he finds a great team who knows how to do clean up. Acknowledges his part in this but that won’t happen. He’s a Hollywood star who has people paid to clean up in the worse way for him and her now.
I wish Chris the best but if this is indeed legit…..fuck him. Idc 🤷🏾‍♀️
Thank you for being honest, An🫶n.
Do whatever is best for you. Hopefully things will get better for you, and any of us are here if you need to talk. A lot of us are really good sounding boards🤗
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visforvengeance · 2 years
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When Orpheus killed Eurydice
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Pairings: Marc Spector x reader (romantic), Steven Grant x reader (platonic), Jake Lockley x reader (but not really), Layla El-Foauly x Marc Spector (mentioned & platonic)
Requested by: no one :)
Notes: hello! I have like 4 wips for moon knight, it's like I get halfway and then I don't want to write anymore. but, this one I decided to finish! and I'm really glad I did. i hope you like it!
Warnings: unprotected sex, cursing, marc being self-deprecating, angst!!! i think that's it
Marc watched as you danced around your home, carelessly and free. He wondered how he got here, how he found love in the shape of you. He felt he didn’t deserve any of this. His life had been one shitshow after another. But, somewhere in the back of his mind, you made him think that maybe he could have this with you. This home and this marriage and this unconditional love. 
Then, Khonshu came and gave Marc some twisted purpose and demanded his life in return. 
That was when your marriage went to shit. Your husband was hardly home and he shut you out of his life. You lay awake in your empty bed, wondering what had gone wrong. Did he not love you anymore? Was he having an affair? All those times he looked you in your eyes with every ounce of love he could muster. The times you held each other while the world crumbled around you. Suddenly turned to unanswered text messages and dry conversations when he did decide to come home. 
How could this happen?
The truth was Khonshu threatened to make you his next avatar if Marc ever turned his back on him. Marc couldn’t let that happen. He couldn’t let you experience the horrors he’s seen as the fist of vengeance. He would not allow you to feel the pain he’s felt or dream the nightmares he’s dreamt. Marc was trying to keep you away from the demanding labor of this vengeful God. 
But, he did not mean to push you away. 
He loved you. Adored you. Would die for you. He would kill to make sure you remain untouched. And, sometimes he can’t help himself as he bursts into your home. Smashing his lips against yours and taking you right there on the fucking floor. No matter how hard Marc tried to keep you away from this shit, it would become too much. And, his only release was you. 
You loved him, too. Adored him. Would lay down your life for him. You let him lay himself between your legs because at least he wanted you in this way. You’ve known Marc since you were both children. You knew about what his mother did to him, you knew about the guilt he carried, and Steven. He trusted you with Steven and Steven trusted you with his life. You were his in the way that you were Marc’s. 
But, he took Steven away from you, too. 
Marc kept Steven at a safe distance for a while. Until his mother died, and he carried guilt for that, too. Their lives began to bleed into each after that day. Marc tried his best to keep this shit together, but then Steven started to believe that he was going fucking insane. He was losing time and sleep and his fucking patience. Then, Gus suddenly grew a fin? But, one thing that remained the same was you, his good friend. 
There was always you. 
You first saw signs of Steven when you and Marc were teenagers. He snuck off to your house, again. He was terrified, this time. His sobbing triggered a slight panic attack and then his eyes were rolling to the back of his head and then he was fine. 
“Marc?”
What the fuck just happened? Marc looked at you, confused. How did he get here?
“Marc? I’m Steven.”
And, you noticed the accent. And, the change in his demeanor. But, he was gone just as quick as he came. You tried again. 
“Marc?”
This time he looked up at you, scared. Scared of what you’d think of him. He didn’t mean for this to happen, but it all became too much for him. He couldn’t stop it. He watched as you wrapped your arms around him. Whatever happened made him think the worst. That you’d think he was weird and not want to be near him anymore. You’d never want Marc to feel that way. You loved him, dearly. And, you’d be there for him no matter what. 
But, Marc had a hard time believing that. 
He never meant to be so cynical. But, he believed he was as fucked up as they come. He shares his mind with a God, a sassy gift-shopist, and a homicidal maniac (that one is new). Let’s not even mention the trauma from his childhood. He didn’t want to burden you with the fuckery he endured. 
Marc failed to realize that you chose to deal with all of this the day that you said yes. 
Whenever Marc would disappear and reappear from your home, it was always a sight to see. He looked more tired each time he came home. His body was littered with new scars. He looked like he hardly slept. You’d try to make small talk, but you never got much out of him. Always ‘not tonight, honey’. 
Which made you think ‘if not tonight then when?’ 
When Marc returned from his trips, he wanted nothing more than to plant himself between your arms and hold you tight against his body. He craved your warmth when he was away, the softness of your skin, the smell of your perfume. Instead, he found himself pushing you away. Like all good things in his life, he tried to destroy it. Destroy you.
But, you’re so fucking stubborn. 
Tonight was no different. He walked through your door like he hadn’t been gone for two weeks, god knows where he went. He didn’t say a word to you as he crashed his lips into yours. So, this was one of those nights. It’d been so long since you last shared a kiss that left you in a daze when he pulled away. He kissed you so passionately, it was like nothing ever went wrong. 
Your skin burned as he ran his hands over your body, groping at your sides. His lips left a burning trail from your neck to your collarbone. Your hands tugged at the soft curls spewing from his scalp, he moaned as you pressed him further against your skin. Your bodies fought for dominance as you rolled around in bed, him pushing you on your back and you pushing him on his. 
He let you win as you began to straddle his waist, removing his shirt that you wore because it smelled like him. Whenever you exposed yourself to him, he never failed to marvel at your body as though it was his first time again. You enjoyed revealing yourself to him, his reaction boosting your confidence. His hands traveled up to your chest, squeezing the supple flesh and twirling the sensitive buds that lay there. Your bare core grinding against him, it’d been so long, and palming himself thinking about you never did the job. 
When he found himself alone in his hotel room, he’d replay the videos of you that he saved, trying to relieve some of the stress he carried. It was alright until he was craving more. The taste of your pussy on his tongue and the way you squeezed him ruthlessly. It was never enough. So, tonight he was going to fuck his feelings into you. Make you feel how he feels while his cock hits the sweet spot over and over again. 
You lie naked beneath him, your legs around his waist as he pushed himself into you. The feeling of you wrapped around him and him being inside you, drove the both of you insane. It had been too long, neither of you knew how long you’d last. After pausing for a second, he began to rock his hips into yours. The friction it caused had your eyes rolling to the back of your head. 
The only sounds in the room were your moans and the obscene slapping of skin. Marc had buried his head into the crook of your shoulder, reveling in the feeling of the way your cunt squeezed him deliciously. Like it was made for him and only him. His low growls were turning you on more and more. He knew that you liked it when he was vocal in bed. 
You clenched around him for the umpteenth time, milking him for all he’s got. His thrusts only got harder as he managed to think about all that went wrong in his life. He didn’t mean to kill his brother. He didn’t mean to drag you down into his bullshit. But, all that could wait until after while he allowed the feeling of you into his head. 
Your hands were tangled in his hair as you pulled his head back, wanting to look into his eyes. There was something like pleasure and sadness in them. You tried to kiss away the sadness, kiss away all the negative energy that plagued him. He didn’t deserve to feel this way. You’ve known him your entire life, he shouldn’t have had to suffer the way he did. You spent each day telling that, no matter how annoyed he seemed by it. 
His lips connected with yours, desperately. Like he was trying to capture your essence from them, like he was trying to ingrain every line and curve into his mind. Like this would be the last time he allowed himself to get lost in you. His hips snapped into yours again and again and again. 
You felt like he needed to hear it. He needed to hear that you loved him unconditionally. “Marc,” when you said his name, it caught him off guard. “I love you, okay? Flaws and all. I always have.” Marc kissed his way up from your chest to your lips, still thrusting his hips into yours. “I know, baby, I know.”
God, did he fucking know. That’s what bothered him so much. He knew no matter what he did, you’d still be there. With open arms and an open heart, ready to conceal him in your little cocoon of love. Part of him loved it, and he hated that part of him. 
When you felt the coil in your belly snap, your vision blurred. You gasped and shook as your orgasm violently tore you apart. Marc watched in awe as your eyes rolled to the back of your head with your lips parted slightly. The sight of you brought his own orgasm to surface. His thrusts got sloppy as his hips stuttered into yours. He sheltered himself in the crook of your neck again, moaning quietly as he painted your walls. 
You stayed like that for a while, him on top of you while you played with his hair. And, then he was pushing himself off of you. He pulled his clothes back on and handed you his shirt. You knew where this was going and you fucking wished this wasn’t happening. You loved him, but you were tired of him pushing you away. 
“So, that’s it?” He stops and turns to look at you, confused. “You disappear for two weeks, fuck me, and then you fuck off to god knows where?” He sighed and ran his hand down his face. “Let’s not do this tonight, alright? I’m tired and I-“ you scoffed at him. “Oh, you’re tired, Marc? I’m tired. I’m so fucking sick and tired.”
He turned to look at you, annoyed. “You’re really going to start an argument tonight?” You walked towards him and calmly spoke. “I’m not trying to argue, but this is something that needs to be talked about. It can’t wait anymore.”
It was bound to happen, but he wasn’t ready for it. Now, he would finally be able to get you to leave him. “What are you talking about?” He played dumb but you knew that he knew what you were talking about. “Marc, please. Why are you doing this? Why are you pushing me away?”
He heard the exhaustion in your voice. He knew how hard you tried to keep this relationship together, he knew of the toll it was taking on you. “I can’t do this anymore. This relationship, I can’t.” You didn’t know where it had gone wrong or if it was something that you could fix. But, the way he avoided looking at you told you all you needed to know. 
“You’re leaving me?” Your voice cracked as you spoke the words, he’d heard it too. His heart was breaking in two as he carried on. “It’s not your fault. This just isn’t working for me anymore, and I met someone new.” He did meet someone new but not in the way he led you to believe. Layla El-Faouly. She was a nice girl. 
You cringed as you listened to the words he spoke. I met someone new. You never thought it’d end like this, or even end at all. You wiped your tears as you looked up at him. “Well, I hope she’s worth it.” You hated the way your voice shook. And, you hated the way he looked at you with sympathy like he hadn’t just ripped your heart out of your chest. 
You sat on the couch as he grabbed all of his belongings, setting them by the door. He watched as your leg bounced rapidly, your anxiety through the roof. “I’m sorry it had to end this way.” He really was, whether you knew that or not. You finally looked up at him, “me too.” He left you as you were, sad and lonely. He mentally checked off another thing on his list of things he’s ruined, your name.
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Vampy, niall and Mitch trying to get drunk bb to drink water is world war 3 even Xander would be trying to help
Harry and Mitch would be the ones holding her down because they’re the strongest, but every time they manage to pin her to the couch, her thrashing and kicking causes them to have to lift her or they’ll all fall off the sofa. The last thing they need is for her to escape; chasing and catching her the first time had been harder than any of them expected. So instead of tying her down, they settle for carrying her midair, with Mitch clutching both of her legs together while Harry holds her upper half, keeping her arms pressed to her torso so she doesn’t claw at them.
They’d initially tried to compel her, but she’d screwed her eyes shut and refused to open them, even when they tried to pry her eyelids open. That idea had been dismissed almost as quickly as it had come up. After much trial and error— including trying to talk some sense into her, as well as negotiations on how much water she had to drink in order to be allowed any more alcohol— warfare had wound up as the only hopeful route. If she doesn’t get a liquid other than liquor in her system, she’s headed straight for alcohol poisoning, and that’s the last thing any of them want to deal with right now.
Y/N is screaming and writhing around, trying to wriggle herself free as the two vampires struggle to maintain their grip on her body. Both Harry and Mitch are also screaming, but instead of yelling bloody murder the way she is, they’re calling in for back up. Niall is in charge of getting her to drink the bottled water, but it’s proving to be the most difficult task of all; she keeps whipping her head from side to side violently, which prevents him from getting a decent grip on her face, let alone getting the spout of the container anywhere near her mouth.
Harry is arguably the most irate in the group at the moment, considering he’s the one that has to keep her properly lifted or else they’ll all collapse to the ground. His voice pipes up sharp and quick, filed to an angry, impatient edge. “Niall, will you hurry the fuck up!”
Niall himself is frantic and annoyed, sounding like he’s at the brink of tears. “I’m fucking trying, but she keeps moving too much! Maybe if you twats managed to actually hold her still—”
“We’re doing the best we can!” Mitch exclaims in exasperation, dodging Y/N’s kicking feet as he tightens his grasp around her snapping knees. “Just do it already!”
“As if I haven’t been trying for the last ten minutes!” Niall explodes pettily, staring daggers at his friend as his tone takes on a sarcastic slant. “I’m just standing here getting body-slammed for fun. This is totally my idea of a perfect Saturday night.”
After some more maneuvering, arguing, and muttered curses in Gaelic, Niall finally gets a somewhat decent grip on Y/N’s chin, evident in how he shouts a triumphant laugh. “I got her! Just keep her there for a few more seconds while I— Ow! What the fuck?!”
“What happened?” Harry inquires with obvious irritation, peeking over the top of his girlfriend’s head to get a view of the situation. He watches in utter confusion as Niall jerks away from Y/N, flapping one of his hands vigorously in the air as if he’d been burned with iron. “Why’d you stop?!”
“She fucking bit me!”
Meanwhile, as all the commotion is unfolding in the middle of Harry’s condo, Adam and Xander are standing off to side, watching in amazed horror at the shitshow happening a few feet away. It’s not every day a human can give three vampires a run for their daylight talismans.
“Should we help?” Adam murmurs, his accent heavy with stunned disbelief as he watches Niall and Harry bicker heatedly, all while the Irishman suckles at his bleeding finger with a scowl plastered across his thick brows. “I feel like we should help.”
Xander jerks his head towards him, staring at Adam as if he’s just sprouted a second head. “Are you insane? Or are you just that excited to become her next chew toy?”
“I just feel like this would all be over sooner if we lent a hand.” Adam lectures wisely, using his usual moral streak of parental advice. “That’s all.”
Xander groans in childish protest. “Why do you always have to guilt me into things? It’s toxic.”
Adam gives him a pointed look. “Suggesting that you help your friends is toxic?”
“It is when I don’t want to.”
“Such sound logic.” The older vampire snorts, shaking his head in a chastising manner. “Real mature.”
“I never claimed to be.” Xander counters swiftly, tilting his chin up in a cocky gesture.
“But you should be. You’re almost sixty, you need to start acting like it.”
“Fuck off. I don’t need any of your ethical obligation bullshit right now.”
“Don’t you?”
“Harry was the one who let her get like this!” He reasons adamantly. “His partner, his problem.”
Adam blinks down at Xander knowingly for a moment, and then shrugs casually, his voice mirroring the action’s nonchalantness. “Alright.”
The younger vampire’s chiseled features pinch sourly. “Don’t patronize me.”
“I wasn’t.”
“You were.”
Adam shrugs again, sighing lightly to feign disinterest. “If you say so.”
Xander narrows his eyes at the other immortal, begrudgingly weighing his decision in the back of his thick skull. After a few beats of forced silence— with plenty of scuttling and screaming in the background— he finally grunts in irked defeat, his shoulders slumping slightly in reluctant surrender. “Fine.”
Adam doesn’t say a word— he doesn’t even spare him a glance. He simply continues looking forward towards where the rest of their crew is fighting for their lives, and the only recognition and praise Xander receives for his heroism is a crooked smile and small, encouraging nod.
The curly-haired boy begins to strip off the navy blue and white bomber jacket he’s wearing, tossing it onto the railing of the stairway in preparation for battle. He grumbles to himself spitefully as he tugs the sleeves of his olive green shirt up to his elbows, complaining about how he’s rarely had any peace since Y/N joined the group, and how it shouldn’t be his responsibility to help babysit the girl whenever her antics decide to flare up. Adam allows him to rant freely, mostly because it’s amusing to watch him vent while getting ready to offer his services to the person he supposedly despises.
“I can’t believe you’re making me do this.” Xander seethes, gluing Adam in place with one last dry glower.
“I’m not making you do anything.” Adam replies sagely, glimpsing at him from the corner of his eye. “I’m merely pointing you in the right direction.”
“Yeah, whatever.” Xander scoffs, twisting off the rings littering his fingers, tucking them into the pockets of his fitted slacks to avoid any painful mishaps. “But let me just make one thing clear.”
Adam turns to look at him fully, eyebrows raised in question.
“If she bites me,” Xander’s eyes suddenly ink blood red, paired with the unmistakeable glint of his fangs flashing below the edge of his upper lip, “I won’t hesitate to bite back.”
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streets-in-paradise · 2 years
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Andy Barclay x (Fem) Friend!Reader Smut Headcanons
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Warnings: Angry Andy in batshit crazy Cult of Chucky style. Dirty talk, a bit of circumstantial exibhitionism, humiliation. 
Notes: This is the very first smut thing i’m ever posting, so I’m very sorry if it sucks. I wrote this last night in a hurry, originally intended to be shared only with @losersclubisms​ because we are both whoring hard for Andy Barclay. She convinced me of sharing it with the public so here it is. 
- You are a friend of Andy that knows everything and kinda helps him around so he wouldn't lose his mind ( more than usual) in the pre-Cult times when he had the head of Chucky. 
- The thing is that you have the hots for your friend but he hasn't realized it. Chucky of course does and uses that to drive you insane at any given chance he has. 
- There is this time where Andy has a date and you offer to look after his place just because you don't trust Chucky alone even if he is only a head. 
- the son of a bitch of course uses that opportunity to eat your brain like a maggot just because he is bored.You hear him for a couple of hours going in circles around the concept of how, if he would be into you, Andy wouldn't be looking for other women to date. 
- Just when you feel about to lose your mind, your friend returns home. Earlier than what you expected, the date was a total disaster. Another hit and miss, Andy is angry and frustrated. 
- You try to comfort him the traditional way: sweet words, trying to reach him for a hug, etc. Nothing matters to him. 
- Andy wants to follow his new post failed date tradition: torture the head of Chucky. It's something that you know he does, but never saw him doing it yourself. 
- His anger, all that romantical and ... sexual frustration. Andy didn't even change his clothes for it, he is still wearing the suit he put on for the date when he is about to pick the torture tools. 
- It does things to you, Andy's anger turns you on. He looks so hot in that suit and his aggressive attitude awakens something primal. 
- You wished he would be taking it on you, fucking you raw instead of seeking to torture that creepy head. 
- Then, it hits you. Your friend NEEDS the release and you are right there, already getting wet for him while he has no idea. 
- Andy is too focused on his shitshow to notice that you are approaching from behind. It wouldn't be the first time you pop up randomly to hug him, using the height difference in your favor to peek on whatever he would be doing. 
- But you don't do it like that. You are pushing your body tightly against his back trying to make him feel you, to make him notice that you are offering yourself to be his release plaything for the night. 
- He still wouldn't catch the message, so your hands sneak a bit south and you began to toy with his belt. Andy freezes, that was totally unexpected and he genuinely has no idea of what's wrong with you. 
- He is actually so into you, but this shy dork wouldn't make a first move because he would never think you could feel the same. Since you are friends and he is scared to death about losing one of the very genuine bonds he has, at that point he is just dating in hopes of finding someone that could make him stop his obsession with you.
- He felt you teasing his crotch and he seriously wondered if it was just one of his masturbatory fantasies. This touch starved man dreams awake with you, it wouldn't surprise him to find out he was just daydreaming. 
- " Andy, please. Stop that. " You purr in needy whispers close to his ear. " It doesn't help you like I can. If you let me, I will make you feel so good." 
- The weapon falls from his hand, that's the level of pure shock he has and you are so desperate for him that you didn't even care that the little redhead asshole is actually there, watching you become a whore for Andy. 
- The validation aspect turns him on more than what he would like to admit. Chucky always talks bullshit to him about his lack of success with women. You, the woman he is desperate for, are throwing yourself at him and it is all happening in front of Chucky. It's the biggest ' See that? Fuck you, asshole!' ever. 
- He really needs to boost his ego a bit. 
-” Why don't you tell Chucky how much you want me? " 
" Just lock him and take me. Don't do this to me." 
" I want him to hear it from your lips. If not, he will twist it and say I am lying because I just want to be self deceived into thinking that you could want to be with me. " 
- He is such a weirdo and if you wouldn't be so desperate, you could have considered keeping your dignity. But your core is aching and you are not thinking. 
- At that point, he could have asked anything from you and you would have done it. 
- " FUCK! " You protested before acceding to his demand. " Andy is so freaking hot when you get him angry, Chucky. I want him so badly. I want him to use in me all that rage and frustration he releases on you. It's not fair, I want to play. Why can't I be his toy? I really really need to be his fucktoy tonight. " 
- It's humiliating and you know it, but seeing how it gets Andy matters more to you than your honor. 
- " What a dirty fucking slut." Chucky mocks you. " Are you sure that's the hill you want to die on? There is plenty of dick out there for a needy bitch like you. " 
" But she wants MY dick. " Andy quickly replies, anger making him lose it. 
- He sneaks a hand underneath your underwear to check on how wet you are. You are soaked, he barely touched you yet your state is so pathetic that you released a high pitched little moan. 
- Andy is hard and his mouth is watering. He is as desperate as you, but he really needs to play. 
- He takes the fingers away and you are about to cry of frustration, until you realize the reason. 
- " See this? This is all for me." He brags to Chucky, showing off the soaked fingertips like if your arousal was a treasure. " I got her wet, her cunt is dripping for me.... So fucking soaked and warm... She wants ME."
- In conclusion? Andy took the 'toys in foreplay' thing a bit too literally, because the doll head was right there on the table just so he could keep bragging, proving Chucky wrong in all the crap he said about him.
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