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kodydrs · 7 months

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Blondie’s Bounty - S.Vinsmoke

a/n: can you guys tell I’m very much into blondes? (i gaslight myself into thinking I’m not). I hope everyone had / is having a wonderful day. please reply & reblog, and why not send in a request / ask?

warnings: sanji x bounty!hunter!fem, fxm, sub!sanji, dom!reader, timeskip!sanji, restraints, orgasm denial, oral (f.receiving), face riding, teasing, praise kink (if you’re blind), no use of y/n, not proofread, i’m bad at tagging, (it may be kinda repetitive sorry)

summary: you’re a bounty hunter, and sanji’s a pirate. there’s not much more to it. except he’s been captured, and now he’s tied to your bed.

ib: none

request: yes / no

Sanji struggled against the tight ropes wrapped around his wrists. The ropes that were typing him down to the bed, his hair messy and dress pants crumpled. You glanced at him from your seat at your desk. You’d been cleaning the barrel of your gun, but his constant rustling was making it difficult to concentrate.

‘Stop struggling, Vinsmoke. You can’t break out of them.’ You said, clicking everything back into place. Sanji looked at you and gulped.

You weren’t necessarily a particularly scary bounty hunter. Damn, no female bounty hunter seemed that scary. That’s why you found it difficult to understand why the pirate was so nervous. Sure, you’d captured him and tied him down, but at least you hadn’t turned him in yet.

‘P-Please, madam… I’m sorry.’ His words barely came out above a whisper, but they were clear enough for you to understand what he meant. He was in a vulnerable state right now, like an animal that had caught itself in its own trap.

You placed down your gun and pushed your chair back, walking over to the edge of the bed he was tied to.

‘Shut up.’ You spat, grabbing his face. He replied with a quiet “Yes ma’am.” and you threw his face away

Sanji’s heart was racing 100m/ph, beating hard in his chest as if it was trying to escape through his skin. You sighed at the blond, crawling over him and straddling his hips. Teasingly, you pulled your shirt over your head, swaying your hips a little as you did. Might as well put on a show. You watched the pirates expression contort from fear to something else.

He let out a soft whine when you pulled your shirt off, his eyes growing darker and his pulse quickening even more. He could practically feel your heat radiating from your core, making him sweat with desire. It wasn’t often an attractive woman such as yourself would find herself atop the Straw Hat chef.

You leaned down to whisper in his ear, feeling your tits press against his bare chest.

‘I should be turning you into the marines to collect your bounty, but I wanna play with you first.’ You felt him shiver under your touch, his breathing coming fast and shallow. Every muscle tensed beneath his skin and a low moan escaped his slightly trembling lips.

‘Now. Because I’m kind, I’ll let you cum before you make me.’ You planted a kiss on his cheek before shuffling down so you were face to face with the growing buldge in his pants. His eyes widened as he followed yours and it made his cock twitch in anticipation from how close you were. He knew your plan now, and that only aroused him more.

With nimble fingers, you undid his belt, pulling down the material sitting on his hips to reveal his aching member.

‘Excited, are we, blondie?’ You mocked. He whined softly, his hips jerking slightly as you exposed him. He was already leaking precum, throbbing with each beat of his heart. You traced your finger along the prominent vein on his shaft, teasing the poor and helpless man. ‘Use your words, Vinsmoke.’

‘Y-Yes.’ He whimpered softly, biting his lip as your hands travelled over his skin. He groaned loudly as you teased his sensitive tip, making his body shake with need. Never in his life had he been this turned on.

‘Good boy.’ You cooed, rubbing the precum over his slit.

‘God.’ The cook cried out, back arching. The feeling was sending waves of pleasure through his entire being, making him tremble uncontrollably. You could tell by how much he was struggling not to cum right then and there that he really did want it. ‘Please…’

It was making you wet how easily you had this man begging under your touch. The man with a 1.032 billion berry bounty crumbling to pieces, begging breathlessly. He must’ve felt like such an idiot begging for something when he should just take it. But somehow, hearing those words come from his own mouth sent shivers down his spine.

You grinned, kissing his tip softly.

‘Do you wanna cum, Sanji?’

‘Please… y-yes please.’ He stuttered, his voice cracking with need. He knew it wasn’t the right way to act, but he truly couldn’t help himself. He needed release so badly. You hummed, the vibrations meeting his cock.

‘Just hold it a little longer, will you?’ You gripped the base of his cock and slowly spread your lips around him, sinking down. Hollowing your cheeks, you took almost all of him before pulling out till his tip rested upon your lips again. ‘You like that?’

His hips bucked up involuntarily, almost knocking you back. It hurt for him to speak, so he just nodded. “Yes. Yes, Yes. That’s exactly what I want. Please let me cum.” He panted, looking down at you pleadingly. You just smiled, repeating the motion at a slow pace.

‘You’re being such a good boy, blondie.’

He whimpered pathetically, trying not to move too much. He could barely even think straight anymore, all he wanted was to shoot his load and be done with this hellish torture. You squeezed his base again, driving him crazy. He felt as if he was going to pass out from exhaustion and lack of oxygen. He was desperate, begging for permission.

You met eyes, looking at him with a sense of accomplishment. With no further comment, you removed your hands and mouth from him completely, denying his orgasm.

Sanji was on the brink of crying, panting heavily from your denial.

‘No. Please. Let me cum. Please. I’ll do anything.’ You smiled, moving the bed and coming up to kiss his cheek again.

‘Don’t worry, baby. Just wait a little longer, mkay?’ You hummed and shook yourself out of your pants. ‘Be a good boy again and eat my pussy like you mean it, then I’ll let you cum.’

His eyes diverted from your gaze, embarrassed by your request.

‘…ok. just- please let me cum.’

‘That’s what I like to hear.’

You held your headboard as you swung a leg over him so your dripping cunt was situated right above his face. He nodded obediently, licking his lips before swiping his tongue through your folds.

You arch your spine, groaning at the feeling of the pirates tongue on your pussy.

‘Ah yeah. Just like that~.’ You reach a hand down between your legs, gently stroking his hair and guiding his hair. ‘Fuck.’

The pleasure overwhelms him instantly, making him moan into your clit eagerly. His fingers curl around the ropes binding him tightly, holding onto them firmly as he continues eating you out greedily.

‘Mmmmh~!’ His voice muffled by your crotch and he's lost in ecstasy.

‘Oh fuck~!’ You moan, losing yourself to how good he is. ‘H-How did all those women turn you down when you’re so good at your job?’ You reach back, still running a hand through his hair, but using your other to palm his still erect dick. And he’s unable to contain himself any longer. The sensation of being pleasured simultaneously sends him spiraling towards an intense climax. He gasps for air between words, his breathing becoming ragged as he tries desperately to keep going despite how sensitive he is right now. You’re panting aswell now.

‘C-Cun for me, blondie.’ You’re close to your own orgasm, but you’re a woman of your word and you’ll let him cum before you.

With your words, his orgasm hits him like a freight train. His body shudders violently, muscles clenching and unclenching as he cums deeply into the palm of your hand. His moans vibrate against your clit, tempting your own orgasm. He feels you tensing against his face, and without being told, knows exactly what you need. He opens his mouth wide, sucking you in deeply as your climax washes over you. His tongue dances around your clit, licking and sucking every last drop of pleasure out of you. You cover your mouth as you cum, shaking aggressively as you release into Sanji’s mouth. His tongue laps at your pussy hungrily, drinking it all up with relish. He groans softly as you finish, closing his lips tight around your clit once more, sucking on it gently.

You whimper quietly, laying back on his stomach. You’re both spent, and you can’t be bothered getting up yet.

‘Holy fuck.’ With shaky hands, you reach up and undo the rope tying him down to the bed before you fall beside him, one hand resting on his chest. He looks down at you sleepily, smiling contentedly when he sees you there next to him. Your touch calms him greatly, even though he's still pretty worked up from earlier. He brings a hand to your face, a surge of confidence directing him closer til your lips meet. You don’t decline his actions, lazily reciprocating the kisses as he towers over you. Your lips lingers for longer than either of you expected. You feel him tense slightly as he deepens the kiss, but he quickly relaxes again as he breaks away after a few moments. A small smile crosses his lips as he stares into your eyes.

‘I...I think I'm falling for you.’ You smile softly, wrapping your arms around his neck.

‘Stupid pirate.’ You whisper before dragging him down into another kiss. He chuckles softly into the kiss, a warmth growing in his heart at your words. He tightens his grip around you as you bring him closer, and you can feel his second erection pressing against your thigh.

You wake up the next morning to an empty bed and an open window. The sun is already high, illuminating the room. You sit up, the cold ocean wind instantly hitting your exposed chest, but you don’t care.

You take a moment to stare at the vacant space on your bed. The space that hadn’t been vacant a few hours ago.

‘Stupid Blondie.’

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yourdarkfantasy9 · 10 months

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How do i respectfully tell this man I want him to break me like a glow stick

#I’m bad at this

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kisabesworld · 3 months

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anyways thinking ab comforting s2 kenny<3

this is so short i apologize

warnings: swearing, angry-ish Kenny, mentions of beatings and blood.

(au where sarita never existed.)

he’d be struggling after the events at howes. trying to keep the group together and such. he’d been yelling more lately, and everyone in the group could tell he was close to his breaking point. clem was the one to ask if you could go and talk to him.

she walked up to you away from the others before speaking. “I know kenny likes you, better than the others. I’m still little. he won’t listen to me.” she explains. you simply smile, patting her on the head. you assured her you’d help out.

you walk into the tent where he’d holed up. he wasn’t facing you, but you could somehow already see the scowl on his face.

“what’d I tell you, leave me the fuck alo-!” he turned his head, his eyes widening when he spotted who had entered. he stuttered out an apology. “s-sorry. didn’t realize who ya were.” he explains, his voice trailing off. you smile awkwardly at him. “sorry. came to check on ya, ken.” you say softly, sitting down next to him. you could feel your heart jump in your chest at the way he looked at you. he sighs, turning to stare at the side of the tent once again.

“i’m-“ he starts, his usually gruff voice sounding even rougher than usual. “i’m okay. okay as i can be with all this- shit.” he explains, looking off to the side as he shifts his weight. you look over at the man. despite being beaten half to death and having a bloody bandage over his eye, you couldn’t say you were scared of him. even when he yelled, when he beat carver to death, you weren’t scared. you knew kenny was, at heart, a gentle man.

you reach your hand out, pressing it to his where he braced himself on the floor. you saw him tense, before turning to you. you couldn’t tell if he was blushing, or if there was excess blood covering his face. you smile softly at him, before leaning against him, resting your head on his shoulder.

“you’re doing good, ken.” you say softly. you didn’t have to look at him to know he was surprised. he didn’t say a word, but you could feel his body relaxing. you can feel his once panicked breathing evening out. you pause before speaking again. “everyone.. they look up to you. clem. and-“ you stop, taking a breath. “lee. and duck, and katjaa. they’d be proud. proud of who you’ve become, and how you’re leading us.” you could feel his body tense, and you wait for him to explode, afraid you said something wrong.

you relax as you feel his muscled arms encircle your body. his face finds shelter in the crook of your neck. you can feel the wetness of tears. you hesitate before wrapping your arms around him. you can feel him practically melt into your body.

you stay like that for a while, letting the man cry. he needed it. kenny was one of the strongest people you knew. eventually you feel him pull you down into the blankets below, laying you down with him as he continued to embrace you. his tears had stopped, or so you thought, and his breathing was slowing down.

you closed your eyes as you realized kenny was asleep. deciding you’d let yourself drift off, as well.

hi hello i hope y’all enjoyed:)) i’ve been in a weird place with my writing for a while, and i’m so glad i’m back<33

#twdg x reader #kenny twdg #twd kenny #kenny x reader #kenny twdg x reader #kenny twdg fluff #boatgod #i’m bad at this #oops #i need a hug #twd #twdg #twdg telltale #telltale games #telltale the walking dead

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shybreadgarden · 24 days

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Just know that if you reblog one of my fencing posts I’m probably going to go through your fencing tag because I love this sport and I want to see if we can be friends

#fencing #if I suddenly reblog something that hasn’t circulated since 2016 that’s what happened #let’s be friends #I’m bad at this

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nicasdreamer · 8 months

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How do you guys genuinely talk to others??? I’m socially anxious when it comes to talking to others and making friends and I’m astonished when I see others being able to easily chat on here like PLEASE tell me your secret 😭

Anyone that’s my mutual. You guys have amazing interaction skills and I want to learn that too.

#i’m bad at this #I wanna talk but don’t know how #does this count as a vent post?

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spirit-of-the-hollow · 1 month

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@heavenly--knight shhhh you need more reaction images

#I’m bad at this

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ziggityzigg · 2 months

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Those damn sweet brown eyes.

I just wanna look into them.

I just wanna vision a Dream.

A Dream of you.

A Dream I could never dream of.

Such foolish of me to think of those damn sweet brown eyes.

Such foolish of me to think of them.

A sin for myself to believe I could never stop looking.

A sin for myself to believe that I could ever be with you.

Nothing, nothing in this world could make me stop thinking of those damn sweet brown eyes.

Curses upon those damn sweet brown eyes.

Lock me up within those damn eyes.

Lock me up, within those arms.

Hell itself cannot pull me away from them.

Or so i thought.

The truth has spoken, i can never be.

I could never be,

I couldn’t even

Save my little bee.

#poetry #i rlly tried #it’s suppose to be Eretlout related #idk #i’m bad at this #httyd #eretlout

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sibdubd · 1 year

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Hey angel, do you know the reasons why we look up to the sky? by oopshiandetc

Ao3, 6k, fluff and smut

Harry is dragged by Niall into a slightly different night club.

There he meets Louis and they immediately click.

Harry experiences one of his best nights because of Louis.

———

I was bored and decided to create this mood board? (Is it how you call this??) And then I thought why not to post this on tumblr then. so there is my fanfic with this mood board?

#larry fanfiction #larry stylinson #fanfic #larry fic #louis tomlinson #harry styles #my fic #my writing #harry styles fluff #smut #first fanfic #don’t judge me #english is not my first language #i am sorry #i’m bad at this

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thygoddessouijathicc · 1 year

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I redesign da bois

I hadn’t drawn them in awhile, was struggling to draw an OC, wanted DSAF content and realized my old designs were outdated and never all that good in the first place because they didn’t look crazy enough. Also I know how to draw men vaguely now so that helps.

#davesport #dsaf #dsaf old sport #dsaf jack #dsaf dave #dsaf davetrap #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf art #artwork #traditional art #traditional illustration #Gay bois #Dave is a lizard and I will stand by it #And Jack is a corpse and we all know he’s decomposing come on #I’m bad at this

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therealnoodleman · 1 year

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Why did I say ‘it’s a date’ that’s so STUPID 😭 now he’s gonna send a squadron of well trained mercenaries to break into my house and kill me in my sleep

#I’m bad at this #maybe this is why he left us to begin with

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tummystarkindustries · 1 year

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Oh to have more stuffing and vore pals, general belly interests

,,,, I’m into mar/vel (mostly doc strange and tony st/ark), bbc Sher/lock and rdj sher/lock and general sher/lock, OFMD, re.d de/ad 2, and uuuhhh more :)

i also RP primarily 😌

#I’m bad at this #ill figure out out to reach out to people eventually

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forgottenfeesh · 8 months

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Just watching moving out 2 again, am I going mad why is no one bringing up that Logan basically possessed Thomas. I mean he literally says the word “false hood” and after we get back Logan says he always is there even if he’s not there physically.

Is this his power???

Did Thomas disprove it??

Am I just dumb???

Was it just because Thomas was fully in the mindscape, if it was then that could be a really cool trap idea. Luring Thomas other there to get a side to completely control him.

Plus what’s crazier was I don’t think that was Logan at his fullest as he wasn’t extremely peeved off he just wanted to help Virgil so what will happen to Thomas when Logan completely loses control.

I need answers and fics about this people!!!!

#logan sanders #sanders sides #am i just dumb #has someone done this before?#why can’t I find no one talking about this?#has it already been debunked?#i’m bad at tagging #please don’t hate me #i’m bad at this #ok bye #!!!

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