#i am sorry

[00bread]

C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.

#cursed thought of the day #i am sorry #good omens #tbh this wasn't even meant to be good omens #crumbs

[extrashortshorts]

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Context:

☠️☠️☠️💨

#one piece #ofmd #buggy the clown #i am sorry #poor edd and stede

[keeryscharm]

joe keery characters as “weird stuff guys said during sex” tiktok comments

#i am sorry #i read the comments and inspiration struck #forgive me joe #characters as #joe keery #steve harrington #gator tillman #kurt kunkle #walter keys mckey #baron #wtf is baron’s last name?

[mistysblueboxstuff]

Bildad the Shuhite is a great reminder to never judge a book by its beard

#i am sorry #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens s2 #david tennant #digital portrait #Crowley #good omens #good omens fanart

[rebeza]

🫡

#simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #ghost mw2 #i am sorry

[dailyhatsune]

when one is late, it’s more worth it to be do it a little more fashionably now that the time has passed,

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #piapro studio #doodle #i lost track of time while doing work #i am sorry

[illushley]

the hozier coding is strong with this season (i deeply apologize for this one)

#good omens 2 #good omens series #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens fanart #good omens art #good omens angst #inneffable husbands #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale #michael sheen #hozier #i am sorry #crying over them #anthony j crowley #hozier good omens #hozier lyrics #good omens #david tennant

[crabsnpersimmons]

thanks for the positive response to himbo Moon! he also wanted to say thanks:

some extras under the cut!

Edit: Image descriptions added!

no text version:

oh and in case you're curious about what his new body looks like, i managed to remember to take a picture of the sketch before inking! he basically has glamrock freddy's model design, except his legs and feet are more slender so he can be more light on his feet:

also... i did the math (meaning, i eyeballed a height chart with freddy's model and put the numbers in an ellipse calculator i found online)—freddy, and therefore moon here, has a bust size of 179.74 cm or 70.76 inches (almost 5'11" circumference).

writing muse: not thicc enough. the world record for the largest muscular chest is 74 inches!

...do with that information what you will

this is what i did with that information (with a cameo of @vacantfields's android moon! they've got a bit of rivalry/affair/kismesis between each other ♠️)

poor hairdresser himbo moon isn't as flexible as he used to be :')

#fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #New Do Same You AU #Moon New Do Same You AU #Things Are Better AU #i #i am sorry for this /jk #but that 5'11" circumference my GOSH #i can't even wrap my arms around him! #but he'd probably prefer that #he prefers hugs with arms around his waist or his shoulders (if you can reach or if he lifts you up) #he doesn't like being touched on his back #there's a... sad backstory reason for that #speaking of sad! #i'll be sharing my first drabble soon! #be prepared #and #maybe check back and zoom in on this picture later for the foreshadowing i've planted #again #i am sorry #for the psychological damage i'm about to inflict on you #crab art #traditional art #digital art #traditionally inked digitally coloured

[milchreste]

I usually don't go there but thinking of the Monstersona brought this into my head.

#laishuro #I won't tag anything else #I am sorry #the drawing from Laios would consist of more monster heads but the gist would be snake/dragon and feathers with some fur? #let me know if this requires any other tags/tw

[httpiastri]

I'm going crazy thinking about riding Lando in his sim chair

LIKE GURL IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HOT

👀 helloooooooooo please the thoughts you brought to my mind..... not very holy

(18+ content below, minors pls dni)

lando has been on the call for way too long now.

he promised he’d just go for one more round on the sim with george and alex, but that was almost two hours ago. you are bored, and the shows on the tv in lando’s living room are not doing enough to help you forget about your boyfriend neglecting you.

when you finally get off the couch and go over to his room, lando is in the exact same position as he was when you left him; body relaxed back against the sim chair, legs spread wide, head slump back against the headrest. he's laughing at something george has just said when his eyes fall on you in the doorway.

"oh, my girl is here!" he exclaims, reaching out a hand towards you as you move closer. "the boys say hi."

you intertwine your fingers with his, leaning down to the mic of his headset. "hi, boys!"

he takes a quick moment to mute himself from the call, looking back up at you. "what's up?"

"can i join you?"

his face lights up. "do you want to play?" his expression then changes when he sees you shaking your head.

"i just want to sit."

he can't quite grasp what you're saying. it doesn't click until you step so close that your knees are bumping against his thigh, just before you drape one of your legs over his lap, sitting down on top of him. lando blinks at you and gulps, not able to control the tent already forming in his pants when you shuffle to find a comfortable position. you know he has always had a weakness for you sitting on his lap, so the innocent eyes and the sweet pout you're showing off are nothing but an act. "is something wrong?" you ask, one of your hands coming up to stroke his cheek as he shivers.

"lando? where did you go, mate?"

in a matter of just seconds, he had managed to forget about his friends and the round they were playing. he's forgotten about everything that isn't you and your pretty face.

"sorry, guys," he says once he's gone off mute. his voice breaks when he tries to speak again, so he coughs and tries one more time. "something has come up, i have to go."

lando doesn't even give his friends time to ask why or say goodbye before he's hung up the call, his focus back on you again. his hands move up and down your sides as he shakes his head. "what? why did you hang up?"

"don't play with me right now." he squints at you, a playful grin spreading over his lips.

"it's all your fault anyway," you say, letting your hands reach down to play with the zipper of his jeans. "you ignored me."

he lets out a shaky sigh when you pop the button open, slowly pulling down the zipper. "what do i have to do to get you to forgive me?"

"i think you know."

and god riding him then 😩 in the seat where he does so much of his work, so many hours of the day... he's going to be reminded of you and grow horny every time he goes back there

#the way i couldnt bring myself to write about the actual riding #i am sorry #but i felt like i wouldnt be able to do it justice 😶 #this was a lovely idea though anon and i am very thankful for your ask #lando norris #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #lando norris x reader #lando norris smut #lando norris suggestive #lando norris fluff #f1 smut #f1 x reader #f1 x you #lando norris x you #f1 fluff

[tippenfunkaport]

Damn, girl, are you a Tumblr poll? Because you are way too vanilla.

#i am sorry #but I had to #vanilla extract #vanilla #tumblr polls #polls #tumblr memes #tumblr culture #tumblr #memes #lol #funny #humor #shout out to Indi for accidentally giving me the idea for this joke

[camilladilla]

Master of the Secret Stone: DEMON KING GANONDORF

#totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #ganondorf #ganon #tloz edits #tears of the kingdom spoilers #zelda #zelda spoilers #gaming edit #i could not contain my excitement #i am sorry #my edits

[money-and-dandellions]

Apollo/Lester would absolutely cup faces of his children/his loved ones into his so warm hands and kiss them in the forehead.

And Meg. She is his honorary little sister.

(Oh, and he would cup the ash that was left of Asclepius, his beautiful son with kind hands; and I am so sorry I didn't save you, I tried—, and put it near his heart, shaking in grief and despair).

(And Hyacinthus while he was bleeding out. Apollo would cup his face into his trembling hands that were stained with blood, weeping and murmuring over and over and his love would be fine - you will live— - and that everything is going to be okay.

And Apollo kissed him on the forehead, ignoring his love's glassy eyes.)

#lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #toa #greek mythology #apollo x hyacinthus #hyacinthus #i chose pain #i am sorry #asclepius #apollo loved/loves them all so much

[bruneburg]

afungus

#i am sorry #this just happened during tonights art stream #i draw dumb things during art streams #afungus #amongus #meme #stream art #stream #sorry #doodle

[silly-gilly]

#i am sorry #am i tho #palia #palia reth #reth palia #palia game #palia meme #palia mmo #palia open beta #sg.meme #sg.pic #sg.post #palia chuckles #reth

[awesometkv]

it is time.....

for low quality content!!/j

I was just thinking about this scenario and I needed to draw this to set my thoughts free also I have no idea how to write sound of tambourine and english is not my first language soooo here we are with silly thump noise 🤠

this is how first sketch looks like lmao

also I didn't know that ship hobie x pav was called chaipunk and I'm ready to kiss person who invented it /hj

#chaipunk #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider punk #spider man india #spiderman into the spiderverse #art #silly guys i love them #pavitr x hobie #i am sorry #or am i not 🤔