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#I’M IN BOOP WAR RIGHT NOW
meltedmush · 2 months
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Boop!
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visenyaism · 7 months
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🤲 fleabottomtop Follow
“queen rhaenyra is like maegor with tits” okay and i’d fuck him too what about it
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🐦‍⬛ raventr33 Follow
DNI if you support the usurper!!!!!!!!
🐎 brackennation
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💯 peakesweep Follow
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❤️‍🔥 harrenwhore
y’all apparently @ muchandmore, like the tumblr witch who got caught stealing bones from the harrenhal graveyard for “protection charms” last year, keeps getting spotted on dragonback with PRINCE AEMOND ONE-EYE????
🎀 realms-delight Follow
like the k*nslaying war criminal???? isn’t he missing in the riverlands right now
🔮 muchandmore
not to those who know how to truly see the way…
🏵️ riverscrossing Follow
@ muchandmore y’all burned down my house yesterday. i hate this fucking website
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🍒 rhaenyrathecool Follow
“but his old tweets said-“ look at prince daemon and tell me he can’t reclaim. come on now
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🍄 mushroomed Follow
yoooooo streets are saying princess rhaenyra is using your tax money to have 80 person orgies every night
🦚 motheralicent Follow
is this true????? unfollow me if you support this wh0re
🌟 savvysab Follow
hey op where are the orgies. the ones with queen rhaenyra where are those happening. so i know how to avoid them because they’re a sin. if i wanted to not be involved in that where would i not go specifically
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🌷maidens-smile Follow
it literally says in the seven pointed star that b*stards are inherently sinful and base??? i don’t know why we’re trusting them with dragons now let alone the throne
🌊 spicetowngirl-deactivated1326953
hey just because someone’s parents aren’t married doesn’t mean they can’t be loyal and true!!!! prince jacaerys is a bastard and he’s doing a great job leading the war effort!
👑king-viserys-bot Follow
@ staff seize them and take their tongue🫵
[beep boop! i look for examples of the highest of treasons, questioning the paternity of mine own grandsons, the princes jacaerys, lucerys, and joffrey velaryon. if you think I’m doing a good job, tell me here!]
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🏅 tequilasunfyre Follow
i might get high in my tower but call me a targaryen the way i stay in bread
💥 sheepherder Follow
the targ taxes are literally the reason why we DONT have any bread you dumbfuck lizard loyalist. suggest everyone block and unfollow i don’t want to see this child murder apologist on my dash again
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🌖 crownbandz Follow
march back to KL boring as hell AND this edible ain’t shit
🌖 crownbandz Follow
why are the trees…..howling
🌖 crownbandz Follow
who the fuck is cregan stark
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🪲 teamgreenies Follow
guys i’m starting to think some of you don’t really care that much about andal succession law and actually just don’t like women???? this isn’t who we are
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in1-nutshell · 1 month
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Ratchet's daughter with opposite personality (Lithia) taking Synth-En
SFW, Platonic, Mention of injuries, Slight angst, Cybertronain reader
TFP
Lithia, like Ratchet feels guilty of not doing anymore for her team than being a medic. Angry on some occasions when the battering and denting’s were much more pronounced.
She is incredibly invested in the search for the Synth-En; especially with the recent Cons attacks.
Arcee limping a bit into the base.
Lithia looks at her.
“Arcee!”--Lithia
She quickly goes to the two-wheeler and carefully guides her to the med berth.
“I’m fine kid.”--Arcee
Lithia was already looking over her wounds with a little flashlight.
“I’ll be the judge of that… Who’s the sorry Con who got the end of this? Starscream?”--Lithia
Lithia gets the tools ready.
“…Arachnid.”--Arcee
Lithia pauses a bit before going back to work.
“I’m sorry…”--Lithia
“It not your fault, it’s no one’s fault but hers.”--Arcee
Arcee winces a bit when Lithia starts the patch work.
Lithia looks away a second before venting and getting back to work.
Normally she is much more levelheaded and chooses the facts over hope.
… but after overhearing how low their energon rations where at an all-time low, it shocks her a bit.
She was already rationing her rations even more than usual, even more than her father knew.
Maybe this new Synth-En really was the team’s only chance in getting an upper hand in the war. But there was no way she was going to makes the team become guinea pigs to this experiment.
Herself on the other hand, had no problem.
So, when Lithia saw the chance of trying the experimental energon, she didn’t think twice before injecting it into her arm.
Lithia groans and backs into the med slab leaning half of her frame on it.
Her digits digging on the helm feeling the helmache of a lifetime happening.
One servo clenches the side of the med slab catching Raf’s attention.
“Lithia?”--Raf
Lithia groans in response.
“Lithia are you okay? I can go get—”--Raf
“Don’t—don’t get him… huh?”--Lithia
Lithia now blinks her now green optics and stands upright.
Raf walks to the med slab holding one of her digits worriedly as he sees the green.
“Lithia? Lithia—Woah!”--Raf
Lithia playfully holds Raf and puts him back on the balcony.
“This… feels… Amazing!”--Lithia
She looks at all of her scans and notices the increase in all levels of her frame.
And it feels good.
Really good.
Ratchet comes back and notices the green in her optics.
Before he can put two and two together, Arcee’s signal goes off.
Lithia is off into that groundbrigde with her med kit.
Ratchet stays still for a couple seconds before realizing what just happened and scurries to the groundbrigde.
Lithia appears from above and lets out a fierce battle cry as she demolishes the Vechicons around her and Arcee.
She was taking them all out as if she spent her entire time taking out Con’s.
Once all of them are gone Ratchet comes through and checks on Arcee and Lithia.
Lithia pumps her servos up in the air in triumph.
“OH YES! DID YOU SEE THAT!? I WAS A BEAST! WHO’S UNSTOPPABLE! I AM!”--Lithia
“Beep? boop bop bep (Lithy? What was—)"--Bumblebee
Lithia picks Bee up and spins him around in excitement.
Bee whirls in confusion by the sudden action.
“That felt amazing! So—Oh Primus Arcee! Did you see that!?”--Lithia
Lithia races over helping Arcee up smiling and slightly jumpy.
“Yeah… Primus where did you learn that?”--Arcee
Lithia stands straighter in a bit of a cockier fashion.
“Learned from the best.”--Lithia
She winks at Bee.
Bee shyly rubs the back of his helm as the others come closer.
“…We are heading back to base right now.”--Ratchet
At the base…
“And then I went BAM! BOOM! PEDE IN THE TAILPIPE!”--Lithia
Lithia begins to mimic some of the actions in emphasis.
The kids watch in curiosity with the bots.
Ratchet has his servo crossed.
“You know what you did was foolish Lithia. You could have gotten killed and you put in an experimental—”--Ratchet
“Not entirely experimental now, is it? This thing can be the key to finishing the war! Dad this can be it!”--Lithia
Ratchet shakes his helm.
“You and I both know that it needed more testing Lithia. How could you—are you rolling your optics at me?”--Ratchet
Lithia does it again and beings to walk off.
“I’m not finished talking!”--Ratchet
Lithia stops for a second to take a glance at him.
“I am. Bee with me.”--Lithia
She grabs the back of his spoiler and beings to drag him with her to the training room.
Bumblebee just walks with her not really sure what to do.
Everyone looks stunned by what just happened.
“Did she just…”--Arcee
“Primus this is like Bumblebee all over again.”--Bulkhead
A few seconds later there is a crashing sound.
Arcee and Bulkhead go to check on what the noise was and find Bee in the hallway groaning with a rather hyperactive Lithia in the training room egging him to continue the fight.
She even goes to Bulkhead to fight.
Arcee tries to get everything in order.
“Hey, remember when I got back from Arachnid?”--Arcee
Lithia grows quiet.
“I got a bit too cocky and that’s why I got those extra dents.”--Arcee
Lithia looks down with her servos clenched to her sides.
Bulkhead puts a servo on her shoulder.
“Don’t be like me and get all cocky with those ideas, okay? The last thing we need is you getting hurt.”--Arcee
Lithia vents a bit and leaves to the opposite side of the hall.
Bee goes to follow her, but Arcee stops him.
“She needs some space. Let her be.”--Arcee
Bee whirrs worriedly but leaves with the others.
They don’t realize that she took a sharp turn into the weapons room.
Lithia had secretly stashed a bit of the Synth-En left in the canister she had injected into herself earlier.
She put the rest of it into her system.
She was going to need it for what she was about to do.
The young medic hides any evidence in her subspace as well as her new blasters and knives.
Lithia walks back into the room with so much confidence the kids don’t really believe it was their shy sweet friend.
“Wow… it almost like looking at another bot. Kind of like this new Lithia.”--Miko
Lithia smirks at Miko.
“You better believe it. How about a quick spar in that Apex Armor?”--Lithia
Miko looks like she is about to agree when Bulkhead moves in.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”--Bulkhead
Lithia puts her servos on her hips.
“You don’t get to decide for her Bulkhead. That’s Miko’s decision.”--Lithia
“As her guardian—”--Bulkhead
“aS hEr GuArDiAn—She doesn’t need you to answer for her.”--Lithia
Bulkhead looks a bit miffed by this.
“Lithia! What has gotten into you—”--Ratchet
Lithia scoffs.
“Lithia do this! Lithia do that! Tell me a sentence that doesn’t start with those words or imply them.”--Lithia
Ratchet’s optics widen.
Optimus decides to intervene.
“Lithia, I believe it is best if you let Ratchet take a look at your frame. I fear the effects of the Synth-En may have taken a toll on you psychic.”--Optimus
Lithia gives the older Prime a look.
“Yeah, no. This stuff gives me a better role on the team than being your ‘favorite naïve little medic.’ And what goes on in my mind in MY business.”--Lithia
“Though your prowess in battle was impressive, that does not mean that it is the best for the team—”--Optimus
“For the team?! Arcee would have been kidnapped or worse if I hadn’t interfered Optimus. Me having this is one of the best things this team has right now. And I don’t think you really know most of the time what is best for the team. Explain the—”--Lithia
“THAT’S ENOUGH!”--Ratchet
Lithia looks at him a bit surprised before glaring.
“Look at that you finally decided to talk. How nice.”—Lithia
“You have gone too far Lithia. Apologize.”--Ratchet
She sends him another glare taking a step forward.
“No.”--Lithia
“THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED!”--Ratchet
Lithia glares at him quietly before shoulder shoving him and heading straight to her room.
Silence…
“I take it back I want the old Lithia back.”--Miko
What the team didn’t know was that she managed to slip a tracking data pad into her sub space.
Her plan was coming together.
She waited until everyone was asleep when she finally got the signal of the one she was looking for.
Lithia carefully leaves her habsuite and places a data slug in the back of the monitor. The slug would hide any evidence of her travels until she came back. Once the coordinates were in, she leaped in.
No one woke up to the sound of the groundbrigde being used.
She walks into a dark and foggy forest where she spotted her enemy.
Lithia gaze hardens as she slips her blades catching the Cons attention.
“Hello Arachnid. Funny seeing you here.”--Lithia
Arachnid angrily looks at the bot who interrupted her previous plan.
“Well, isn’t it the little medic. Where’s your—”--Arachnid
SLICE!
“GAH!”--Arachnid
Arachnid pulls back and looks at her bleeding servo.
“I hope you have all your arrangements settled Arachnid. You meet your end today.”--Lithia
Arachnid hisses.
“I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR SPARK!”—Arachnid
Lithia dodges the lunge and proceeds to perform the high kick Cliffjumper once taught her.
BAM!
“THIS IS FOR TAILGATE!”--Lithia
WHAM!
 “FOR CLIFFJUMPER!”--Lithia
BAM!
 “AND FOR ARCEE!”--Lithia
Lithia defiantly gets cuts and dents, but Arachnid was getting the worse brunt of it having severely underestimated her opponent.
The clashes of green and purple bio lights were seen throughout the woods.
Lithia finally has Arachnid pinned and reading the final blow when something pierces her armor sending harsh electrical waves through her system.
Screaming, she falls down shriveling in pain as she sees a red paintjob and blue on before going to black.
...
Lithia wakes up feeling drained completely and dangling from someone’s shoulder.
She looks quickly at her levels and sees them back to the same levels before the synth-en.
Yep, she did not want to take that thing again.
She is gently put on the ground and groggily lifts her helm.
Her vision is a bit blurry but does recognize the figures as Breakdown and Knockout.
Lithia tries to move but Knockout stops her.
“Don’t move Autobot. It’ll make the patch work quicker.”--Knockout
“Patch work?”--Lithia
“Well, it is the least I can do for the ‘friendly fire’ and the extra dents on that finish of yours. Have you considered waxing it every now and then?”--Knockout
Lithia looks at him with half closed optics strangely looking for answers.
“Why?”--Lithia
Breakdown kneels in front of her.
“Arachnid was going to ambush me tonight. And she would have if you hadn’t distracted her.”--Breakdown
Lithia blinks a bit suddenly remembering the fight.
“And when Knockout came, he tried to pierce Arachnid with the electro spear, but it kind of hit you instead.”--Breakdown
“And Arachnid?”--Lithia
Lithia looks over a bit seeing a strangely familiar frame on the ground.
Breakdown moves in front of her blocking her view.
“We took care of it kid. You don’t have to worry about her anymore.”--Breakdown
Knockout finishes his work.
“Not my finest but it’ll due until your team shows up. We’ll call this an even Autobot.”--Knockout
Knockout begins to walk to their groundbridge.
Breakdown slings the limp frame over his shoulder and gives her a friendly wave.
“Wait!”--Lithia
Both Cons look back curiously.
“Thank you.”--Lithia
They smile a bit before disappearing into the portal.
A few minutes later another groundbrigde opens not too far where she was.
She shakingly slides out her knives just in case.
To her relief a familiar blue and pink paint job and a yellow and black paint job came out.
Lithia retracts her knives and winces a bit at the transformation.
“Cee! Bee!”--Lithia
Bumblebee hears her and runs to her.
“BEEP! (LITHIA!)”--Bumblebee
Arcee follows behind.
Bee slides his arm around Lithia helping her stand.
She smiles weakly at the two of them.
“Hi…”--Lithia
“What were you thinking kid!”—Arcee
Lithia winces a bit at the loud sound.
“I kind of wasn’t… do you mind not screaming too loud? It feels like Bulkhead’s wrecking ball is pounding my helm.”--Lithia
Arcee looks at the wounds and dents and decides that the scolding would have to wait till later.
“Bulkhead. Groundbrigde now.”--Arcee
Lithia slowly opens her optics seeing Ratchet looking over the patch work.
“You were lucky to find her in time… but that doesn’t explain the patch work. In this state she wouldn’t have been able to—”--Ratchet
“That was Knockout and Breakdown.”--Lithia
Ratchet looks over at her gently taking his servo in hers.
She looks at him with so much regret and sadness.
“I-I’m so sorry—”--Lithia
“Shhhh… It was the Synth-En talking I know.”--Ratchet
She starts shaking as the tears start falling faster.
“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!”--Lithia
Ratchet reaches over and gives a half hug trying not to aggravate any of the wounds.
She looks over at the team gives a small smile.
Lithia would tell them later, for now, she just wanted to bury her helm into her dad’s shoulder.
Safe and sound…
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heejayy · 1 year
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Miss me, kiss me
Warning • vaguely mentions death, making out, a little suggestive
Genre • fluff
Pairing • Shuri x Black Reader
Wc • 1.1k
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It's been about a year since Wakanda went to war with those blue skin bandits; you stayed with Shuri for a few months after to make sure she was okay before returning home to attend school. You haven't seen your baby in almost four months. Four months may not seem like much to the average person, but it felt like an eternity to you. Especially given the state you left her in; she seemed to be fine, but you could tell she wasn't, who would be after someone murdered your mother unprovoked? You worried about her all day and night, counting down the days until you could hold her again.
Because spring break was approaching, she planned to fly you back to Wakanda.
"Good morning, beautiful, I hope you have a wonderful day today. Call me when you have a chance, I love you!" You finished the voice message and sent it. You jumped into bed, grabbing your bonnet from your drawer, when your phone dinged. That was fast.
"Hey, baby, I'm about to leave for the lab, and you should be sleeping right now, so why are you awake?" You giggled as you texted her an explanation for why you were up so late.
You sat your phone down to charge when you hear a disturbance in your living room while lazily searching for something to watch; startled, you stare out into space, waiting for it to happen again. It did.
"What the hell?" You crept out of bed, grabbing a bat from your closet and making your way to the living room.
“Hello?! Just to let you know I'm armed!" Wow that’s intimidating… You crouched out of your room, holding the metal weapon tightly in your hands, as the wood floor boards creaked beneath your bare feet.
"Oh, that's so scary," a sarcastic voice said from the darkness, scared of who it was you swung but hit nothing.
“Bast! Put that down before you hurt yourself!!" You paused taking a minute to recognize the voice after clearly hearing it.
“Shuri?!” You felt the wall for the light switch blindly until you found it. When the lights turned on, it revealed a smiling Shuri clutching an arrangement of flowers. You lowered the bat with a swirling mass of emotions coursing through you.
"Jesus Shuri, are you trying to give me a heart attack?" , "I didn't mean to scare you, I just wanted to surprise you."
"Well, you did!" you said brightly, staring into her gorgeous brown eyes. "C’mere you big dope," you ran up to her swinging your arms around her neck.
“Wait baby what are you doing here?”
“Well I’ve come to see my girl, is that a crime?” You shook your head with a big goofy smile.
“Ah here these are for you” you smiled taking the flowers, “they’re beautiful sweetie.” You grabbed a vase from your cabinet filled it with water, placing the flowers in and centered them on the counter.
“Come on, come to my room let’s cuddle.”
She stripped down to her boxers and sports bra jumping in bed with you, wanting to give her your full attention you turned the tv off.
“So tell me my love how’ve you been?” With a sigh she laid her head on your chest taking a minute to think.
“I’ve been ok-“
“Shuri” you said firmly knowing she’s holding back.
“Fine, I’ve been…” she huffed “I’ve been better than usual but I still have my bad days, sometimes I can handle it sometimes I break down. But I’ve been working on it I promise” she reassured you in the end hoping she didn’t worry you too much.
“Oh my baby that’s normal it hasn’t been long since- well since the incident, but you’re getting through this and I’m proud of you” she looked up at you and smiled.
“Thank you usana, thank you for being here for me.” You kissed her forehead stroking her cornrows.
“So what else have you been up to?” You asked wanting to get her mind off the past for now.
“Missing you like crazy” she looked up at you with a wide grin, you giggle booping her nose.
“I missed you more.”
Not wanting to waste this moment Shuri rose up from your chest and straddled your lap. “How much did you miss me baby?” She asked biting her bottom lip. “Mmm I missed you a lot” you hummed softly rubbing your hands on her hips, she looked down at you taking her tatted hand and cupped your face.
“A lot you say, you wanna show me how much?” You nodded grinning.
She leaned down connecting your lips, it was soft and sweet then gradually became more filled with hunger and lust. Your grip on her moved from her hips to her firm thighs, as you gave them a light squeeze she slowly began to grind on you.
“Mmhh baby I missed this” you confessed between kisses, she hummed in agreement. Shuri suddenly pulled apart and your lips instantly missed the feeling of hers, “what’re doin?” You asked confused.
“Just wanted to take in your beauty that’s all” you poked your bottom lip out pouting at her sweet words.
“You’re so sappy” you giggled, she rolled her eyes mimicking your giggles “you like it.”
“That I do” you pulled her back down kissing her soft lips again, you couldn’t get enough and she knew it. She loved it when you went crazy over her. As your lips moved in sync you sucked on her bottom lip before giving it a little nibble, causing her to let out a small whimper.
“Usana you know that’s my weakness” you chuckled taking your nails and softly dragging them down the back of her neck, her eyes fluttered shut as she arched a bit, before giving you a teasing glare.
“I know” you whispered against her lips. She playfully rolled her eyes leaving a few extra pecs against your lips before sliding off you.
She smiled as she touched her swollen lips “bast only knows how much I truly love you usana” you smiled looking over at her in awe.
“Awe my sweet love, I love you more.”
“Impossible” she smiled. You two laid there in comfortable silence staring up at the ceiling as you both enjoyed each others company. Nothing in the world could match this feeling.
“Did i tell you I’m glad you’re here?” She turns to look at you with the most loving adorned look in her eyes.
“I’m glad I’m here too.”
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royaltysuite · 5 months
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The Tales Of Lady Baccara and The Straw Hat Pirates
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Chapter One: The First Encounter
Summary: After the events of the liberation of Drumm Kingdom, Y/n reveals herself to the Straw Hats as Chopper’s older sister. However, the reunion is short-lived as she is now interrogated by Luffy and his Straw Hat crew.
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“So, did ya miss me, Chopper?” Y/n asked, holding back the urge to wrap her arms around her little sibling. “Y/n, is that really you?!” Chopper shouted in disbelief. The sight of it was a bit hilarious to the surrounding people in the room. “Of course it’s me. I’ve just been hidden in your shadow the entire time and made sure that you were safe and happy. Even when you were living with the crazy lunatic, Dr.Kureha.” “Wow, that’s amazing…” chimed in Nami’s voice from the background. “Oh, I’m so rude. Sorry for intruding upon your ship. My name is Y/n Baccara, a wolf-woman from the depths of the woods in Drumm Kingdom. It’s a pleasure to meet you all. If it hasn’t already been clear from what Chopper said, I am his sister.” Y/n explained.
“But, you’re not a deer though? So how could you possibly be siblings?” The swordsman spoke as he made his way around Y/n. “It’s quite simple, you see. He’s my found family. I was once alone and abandoned by my people. They believed that embracing their wolf self was the way nature intended for us, but I was against it. I didn’t want to be seen as a monster to the humans I saved, but they didn’t care. So, they left me to die in an abandoned quarry after a hunt. It was almost a full week until Chopper found me and took me to Dr.Kureha’s. Since then, we formed a bond as siblings even if we weren’t together physically.”
“Aww, that’s so sweet! Chopper, why didn’t you tell us this? Also, stop staring at her like she’s a freak, idiot mosshead!” Nami pointed out. “It never came to mind. All I know is that I’m glad you were always by my side, big sis…” “I’ll always be there, Chopper, no matter what…”
The moment was enough to dispel any form of suspicion from the crew, They then went on to explain to Y/n the plans to bring Vivi back to Alabasta Kingdom in order to stop the war that’s bound to happen between the Royal Army and the Rebel Army. “That is devastating to hear, Vivi. If you would like, I could help by contacting this Pell you speak of. He has the ability to shift into an eagle, right?” “Yes, that’s right. But, could you reach him from such a long distance?” “Not exactly, I’d have to be within a wide enough vicinity around him without drawing suspicion from other citizens. After all, he could take me as a part of the rebel army.”
“That is true, but other than that?” Usopp inquired, very wary of the plan. “I could possess him and plant any message you’d like me to leave.” Y/n answered calmly, as if it was a normal situation. “POSSESS?!!” Everyone shouted. “That’s so cool! Can you possess me, too?!” Luffy bellowed loudly with excitement before being smacked upside the head by Sanji. “It doesn’t work that way. I can only possess animals, not humans, ya silly goose.” Y/n chuckled, booping Luffy on the nose with a small smile. The action made his face tinge a light red before he went back to laughing. “Anyways, guys, the plan when we reach Alabasta - find and stop the REAL culprit behind this civil war before Alabasta crumbles to nothing. Alright?!” Nami yelled, the sound of the rest of the crew’s cheers echoed loudly into the night as the Going Merry sailed through the night.
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The next few days on the sea were full of excitement. I never thought that being around other people would start to heal, especially after reuniting with Chopper. All the time that I spent with Chopper in his mind, I could feel the never-ending anxiety that he had. All the fear of being rejected by outsiders that didn’t understand him. It all hit me like a harsh wave and I wanted nothing more than to just leap out of his mind and comfort him. But, I knew that it was going to be an important step in him becoming more confident in himself.
“Sis, is everything okay? I was calling for you, but you seemed distracted.” “Oh, Tony, I didn’t see ya there. What’s going on?” I replied, shaking myself out of my daze. “I was trying to let you know that we’re approaching Alabasta now and we’re going to a city called Nanohana to restock on supplies. Did you want to come along?” “Sure, sounds interesting. Hmm, maybe they’ll have some smoked fruits…” I mumbled as we made our way off the ship towards the rest of the crew. 
As we made plans to grab only essential supplies while in Nanohana, things quickly took a turn as Luffy had run off. “Luffy, wait!” I hollered, quickly making chase behind him. Soon enough, I caught up to him and saw him sitting at a bar next to an open space in the wall. “Luffy, why didn’t you wait for us?” I sighed, trying to catch my breath before sitting next to him. “I’m hungry. Hey, old man, gimme food. Gimme, gimme, gimme food.” He chanted, clearly food being the only thing on his mind. “Sorry if he disturbed anything, if we could get one of everything on your menu along with some smoked fruit on the side please.” I told the barman, who was still in shock at the scene in front of him. 
It was quite hilarious to see just how simple-minded Luffy was sometimes. “Adorable…” I whispered to myself as I rested my arm on top of the bar counter. Once the food hit the counter in front of Luffy, he immediately began inhaling almost everything in sight. The sight was something out of the ordinary to the bystanders in the bar. As Luffy kept eating, the sound of moving rubble had my ears perking up in alert. I slid off of my seat and took a couple of steps to the side to stand in front of the giant hole in the wall.
The pile of rubble began to move and out popped a large man in a puffer coat. He then stood to his feet and shook off the dust before turning around. Both him and I made eye contact with one another then he began stomping in my directions. “Just who is this guy?” I muttered, tilting my head in confusion. As he got closer and closer to where Luffy was sitting, I stepped to the side. It seemed like he had some unfinished business with Luffy who continued devouring food. Puffer coat guy halted in his steps and he addressed Luffy, who blatantly ignored him until the guy shouted loudly in his face. Luffy took a pause in his meal as the dots began to connect in his head and he recognized the guy. 
“Oh crap, it’s Smoker…” Luffy gulped, a nervous sweat drop beading up on his forehead. Luffy then grabbed up the rest of the food and shoved in his mouth. He then grabbed me by the wrist and pulled me out into the street. The action startled me and I stumbled a bit before catching my footing. “Uhh, Luffy, why are we running away?” I shouted, trying to figure out what was going on. “Is he an enemy or something?” “I guess you could uh… say that.” The answer made me deadpan a little, but it didn’t matter. Right now, we need to get out of here quickly before the Marines catch wind of us being here.
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writingfool001 · 2 years
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Prompt 18 with Sliver, Jade, and Leona for your fluff writing event please?
Little Touches
Author’s Note: This took a bit longer because I have been busy with my personal life and I am also trying to finish up another project of mine.  
Prompt: Reader and Twst Character just booping noses. 
Pairing: Sliver, Jade, & Leona x GN! Reader   
Warning: Fluff, gn! Reader, 2nd POV, slight Ooc?, & sappy.
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Leona 
 Leona was asleep on his bed, soaking in the sunlight, when you walked into his room and sat on the side of the bed before making several attempts to wake him up. For a while, he didn’t budge and would move away from you before settling on his back. Taking matters into your hands, you climb up and lean over before starting to boop his nose. Many times. 
You knew you finally got through to him when he let out a growl, causing you to stop immediately. You had a grin on your face when Leona opened his eyes and looked irritated after you booped him on the nose repeatedly. He pulled you down and hovered over you with an irritated playful look in his eyes. 
“I know you’re mad at me, but will a kiss change your mind?” You negotiated with your irritated lover. His eyes glared before leaning down to meet you halfway which you meet the other half. 
You shared a kiss before he laid on you and grumbled with his face in your neck which you started running your finger through his hair and petted him. After a while, you were about to pull your hands away.
“Wait, don’t pull away...not yet.” he grumbled before you started to scratch his scalp and run your fingers through his hair. 
Jade 
You entered the alchemy workshop to see Jade, focusing over mushrooms, and smiled at how adorable your boyfriend was being. You approached and tried calling his name, but he was too focused on the small fungi. Slowly, you lean over and boop his nose, breaking him of his mushroom trance and turn towards you with a surprised expression before it changed to an amused one with a smile on his face. 
“Hello Pearl, what can I do for you?” 
“Azul sent for me to come find you for work and I thought I’d find you here.”  
“Ah, it’s already that time,” He looked down at his watch to see the time before getting up. “Let me clean up here and I’ll text Azul that I’m on the way.” 
Stepping out and waited for Jade, you scrolled through your phone to waste some time before hearing the door open and revealed a surprised jade. Man, you were lucky today. He told you that you didn’t have to wait for him, buit yopu told him that you had some time to waste before needing to go meet with Crowley. 
Offering you his arm, you loop your around his before you both started walking and conversing about your day. You listened to Jade as he infodumped on you about mushrooms and his fanscination with the fungus. You were glad that he found something that he can be interested, even if he and or few enjoyed his obsession. 
By the time you both arrived to the Mostro Lounge entrance, Jade stops and turns before thanking you for walking him and right as you’re about to take your leave, you felt your chin was touched then lefted and felt a soft pir of lips. Immediately closing your eyes, you lean into the kiss and that moment froze time, silencing and slowed everything around you. 
After a while, Jade pulled away and saw your awestrucked face before booping you on the nose, pulling you out of your small moment, to give you a loving smile. 
“Now we’re equal, but do be careful, I plan on attacking when you least expect it.” He smiled before walking away while leaving you as a big smile made its way onto your face. 
This was the beginning of the boop war. 
Silver 
Searching around for your silvernette haired lover, you tried all the usual places that Lilia and Sebek have said that he usually fell asleep at while also asking around. Walking out to one of the many courtyards, you eventually find him asleep under a tree and surrounded by a couple of birds. Carefully approaching before kneeling next to him, you gently boop him on the nose which somehow woke him up. You possess the magical boop and will you use it for good? Probably not.  
“Hey there, handsome, how was the nap?” You ask as his eyes fluttered, showing off his lovely eyelashes. 
“Yeah, did I miss our date? I’m sorry-” He panicked, immediately turning towards you and taking your hands in his. 
“Silver, you didn’t miss it. I told you I was going to come get you and then we were going to go,” You reassured, giving him a quick kiss him before booping his nose again. “Besides, you look so comfy, and cuddle-able.” 
That line caused him to blush a bit before he abruptly stood up, causing you to cock your head to the side a bit, then held out his hand for you to take. You put your hand in his before he helped you up and you two started to walk off, heading off to your date. 
“I like the way your hand fits in mine.” He muttered then booped you back, causing you to smile lovingly.  
“I love it too.” 
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abhainnwhump · 24 days
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IMYM Chapter 30: Captive to Queen: Ribbon
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For the fifth time that day, Ribbon adjusted his new ruby necklace.
Nightmare didn’t want him to take it off, he never told him why. All he said was it had to do with his mortality problem. Since talking about the guardianship issue made him so upset, Ribbon kept his mouth shut. He didn’t question anything he said, although he always did that. Nightmare was always stressed, especially after Error escaped. Ribbon offered help in any way he could. He made him tea, offered cuddles, did extra chores, and always let Nightmare hold him on his lap. Ribbon couldn’t be happy unless Nightmare was happy first! The head pats were nice too, Ribbon made sure to purr at those, Nightmare liked that, he always wanted him at his side. And all this pressure a week before they got married too!
That’s why Ribbon was here, singing for him in private in his office.
His dress spun around as he twirled. Nightmare leaned back in his leather chair and watched him. Ribbon didn’t know the words to this song very well, it was in French, but Nightmare said it was one of his favorites. It was from somewhere in the seventeenth- no, the eighteenth century? Ribbon forgot. Nightmare went a long ramble about it when he taught Ribbon the song.
Ribbon kept his eyes on Nightmare’s tense face. Yeah, Ribbon was upset about Error running away too. He tried to be good to him! He tried so hard to be his friend and Error always said no! But Nightmare took it way harder. But luckily, Ribbon watched as his face softened. It was working! His soft little soprano voice was helping!
“Thank you, my little bear. That was lovely.” Nightmare said with a slow clap when he finished. Ribbon curtsied, blushing at the pet name. At this point, Nightmare used pet names to describe him more than his real name, even to other people. Nightmare booped his nasal bone with his tendril.
“I just didn’t want you to be stressed out.”
“I’m not. Everything is under control. However, I do need your help to pack the last of the decorations." Nightmare stood up from his desk chair and gestured for his doll to follow. Ribbon studied his stance and vibe. Tendrils relaxed, aura calm. Good, he was genuinely happy. The doll skipped after him, smiling knowing his job was done.
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The big day has finally arrived.
Ribbon scrunched his face as he did his best to fill his back with paint. He used a mirror to help him see what he was doing. Strange, Nightmare always remembered to help him with this. It could be because there was so much other stuff to do today. Still. Ribbon struggled to fill each compartment on his spine, arms shaking. Yellow paint and pink paint had to be the strongest, . That’s why he could. He couldn’t even feel emotions without him!
But he figured it out after about five minutes of trying and failing. His spinal compartments dripped with all shades of the rainbow. Nightmare wouldn’t notice with his back screwed back up. Ribbon left his room and walked through the dark hallways. He met up with the other four members at the front entrance. Horror and Dust whispered to each other. Killer stared out the window, holding a wreath under his left arm.
The entire Villian Sans Squad teleported to the venue. Each member carried a different tote of supplies. Ribbon carried the lightest one.The building was the size of Nightmare’s ballroom and had two floors. The first floor was the actualplace they were going to marry. Twenty-six long benches lined a massive space with a triangular roof. Three stained glass windows with pictures of the monster-human war lined the back.But that wasn’t important right now. They had to decorate the second floor, which was where the celebration was going to be.
First, Ribbon went to help Horror with the food. The kitchen area was a room behind the bar. It was small and periwinkle. Horror dropped a cooler and a tote of supplies by the entrance. Ribbon looked up. Why was this place so cold?
Horror frosted the cake, going slow to get every peak right. It was four-tiered and covered in white frosting. Each tier had black fondant acting like streamers and roses to hold them up. Horror’s massive hands didn’t look like they were fit for holding the tiny frosting, but they worked. The top had a little fondant display of Nightmare and Ribbon dancing. Dream's circlet sat at Nightmare's feet, covered in dust.
“Tryin’ . . . follow boss’s plan.” Horror pushed a drawing toward Ribbon. Ribbon looked between the two. Nightmare had amazing drawing skills.
“It looks perfect! Good job!” Ribbon grinned and bounced. Horror’s mouth curved up in a half smile. He looked over and spotted leftover frosting left in the bowl. He wanted a taste, but he knew Nightmare would say no.
Horror looked over and gave Ribbon a nod. “You can . . . have it. Better than letting it . . waste.” His comment was technically permission, so Ribbon took a spoon. He took a scoop of the white buttercream frosting and licked it up. It wasn’t too sweet, but the vanilla was strong. And there was something else. Cinnamon? That had to be it. The cake was apple spice, so it made sense.
"Do you need any help? That's . . . that's why I came in." Ribbon asked, wiping the frosting off his face with a napkin.
Horror shook his head. "No. 'M fine."
Ribbon nodded. He checked that off his mental checklist and dashed out of the room. He went back to the main decorating room. Nightmare and Killer worked together and Ribbon joined in. He shuffled through a tote until he found some fake flowers that had to be hung up. Nightmare used his tendril to help Ribbon go up and tie purple flowers to the walls. Ribbon wrapped bows around each bouquet. The chandelier at the top of the room glittered.
“This is a little . . . brighter than I expected my wedding to be, but I still like it.” Nightmare said, looking around the light purple and black room. The streamers the flowers held up looked just like the cake.
"I did this intentionally. Your dress will be the brightest thing in this room since you're the brightest thing in my life." Nightmare chuckled and nuzzled Ribbon, making him blush.
Dust knocked on one of the wood benches to get Nightmare's attention. "Hey boss, I got a situation with the guest list. I need your help."
"Of course. Wait here, my doll," Nightmare said. He dropped Ribbon and followed him. Ribbon focused on ground decorations instead, at
Ribbon hung up a banner as Killer dropped one of the roses. He wore his best man suit with a knife lapel pin on the chest. Ribbon designed all the outfits, the weeks of sewing hurt his hands. Well, made them ache at least, it was hard to feel much pain without nerves. Ribbon picked it up and handed it over to him.
“Thanks, dollface,” Killer said. He set the rose back in the bouquet. Then he poked a petal. “Do you think I can get Cross to do this with me one day?
Ribbon paused and looked down at him. He pulled his heart charm. “Um . . . I don’t know. Maybe. Why Cross? Do you like him?”
Killer laughed, which was more of a mix between a scoff and a wheeze. “Have you seen that guy? I’ve liked him since boss brought him into the castle. Cross hid his face with his turtleneck when he introduced us and it was adorable. I saw him training for the first time a week later, shirtless.” Killer fake-fanned himself with one of the napkins. “He has a really nice body. One time he put his knife to my throat after a battle . . . you should’ve seen the look on his face. It was hot as hell.”
Killer giggled to himself. Ribbon couldn’t help but giggle with him. It was silly.
“What would this be about?” Nightmare stepped into the doorway with his arms crossed. His tendril lashed out and grabbed Ribbon. He was yanked back like a pull-string into Nightmare’s arms. He held Ribbon with one hand on the back of his head and the other wrapped around his back. Ribbon couldn’t see Killer with his face pushed into Nightmare’s chest.
Killer held his hands up. “Woah, boss. I was just joking with him.”
“Well don’t joke. Not . . . Ribbon doesn’t need to be agitated. He needs to be in a calm mindset before the ceremony.” Nightmare turned around and walked with Ribbon, holding him close. Ribbon couldn’t breathe and looked up, taking in a big breath. He squirmed. Nightmare loosened a little bit, only when he realized he was suffocating him. Nightmare kissed Ribbon on the cheek as he sat him down on a bench. No one was around but them. “Aw, I didn’t mean to choke you.”
Ribbon nodded. “Mm hm, I’m fine! I forgive you.” Ribbon looked at the clock on the wall. He couldn’t read it very well. He asked Nightmare for help before, but he just said he didn’t have to learn. He would do that for him. “How much longer before I have to get ready?”
Nightmare looked around like he was nervous someone was watching. But why? Nightmare was stronger than everyone here combined! Nightmare set a finger on Ribbon’s mouth. “Now. I hired some maids to help you get ready. So don’t be scared of them.”
“Okie!” Ribbon exclaimed. He forgot about Nightmare taking him from Killer, that wasn’t important right now.
“Good. Now remember where the bridal’s suite is and go put your dress on. Killer, Dust, and Horror will greet the guests while we get ready.” Nightmare turned Ribbon around by grabbing his shoulders. He leaned down and whispered in Ribbon’s nonexistent ear with a grin. “The next time I see you will be on the altar. Traditionally, it’s bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. The same goes for your seeing me, so go on.” Nightmare let go and melted through the shadows.
The doll did remember the suite from their tour. Ribbon walked down and listened to the sounds of arguing from Killer and Dust. Nightmare scolded them. Ribbon found the wood staircase and walked up it. It was one of the thin ones that forced him to tiptoe so he didn’t slip. It led him through another hallway.
Ribbon entered the bridal suite. It was a mix of periwinkle and pink. Big cushy sofas lined the room. Framed photos of previous brides lined the walls. He walked to the back and sat on a soft ledge, looking out at the busy Mafiatale. Ribbon looked into a small subsection of the room and spotted a group of seven maids, all in matching white dresses. Nightmare didn't tell him much about this, so he didn't know what he was getting into. Bridesmaids? Maybe.
"Queen Ribbon!" One of them exclaimed. She walked up to him and held his hand. Ribbon assumed she was the oldest being the tallest with long black hair and blue eyes. But she didn't have a name tag or anything like that, so he wasn't sure what to call her. The maid grabbed him by the shoulder, something everyone seemed to like to do today, and brought him over to a small bathroom. It was at least gentler than what Nightmare did, somehow. "Would you like any assistance?"
"I can do it myself. That- that's okay." Ribbon didn't like the idea of anyone seeing him naked except his soon-to-be husband.
"As you wish, your highness." She bowed before him and went back to the other girls, who all seemed to be invested in some kind of drama. Something about a secret cannibalism ring. He didn't want to know.
Ribbon took his dress off and set it aside, along with his shoes, stockings, and beret. He would get to pick it up later, once all of the party and noise and action was over. He climbed inside. He turned the right setting on and a wave of hot steam blew onto him. He poured porcelain cleaner on a scrub brush and
Ribbon washed himself in the shower, taking deep slow breaths. The steam felt nice and helped him clean. Since it was only vapor, it didn't damage his porcelain body like liquid water or ice. He couldn’t believe it. Less than three hours from now, he would be Nightmare’s queen and wife. His hands jittered with excitement and anxiety. He had to make his porcelain body shine and glitter.
Ribbon didn’t know anyone, they were all Nightmare’s connections and friends. But he remembered what he said. He wouldn’t need to talk so much. It would be like his singing; he wouldn’t need to talk directly to people. He took another deep breath. His mechanical heart pitter-pattered in his chest.
The doll finished cleaning himself and was grabbed by two maids. They dragged him over to a dressing room. The walls were periwinkle with brown trimming. Was there any heating in here? Ribbon shivered from the cold. Maybe it wasn’t the building’s fault and only his porcelain body.
“Your Highness?” One of the maids asked. Muscle memory forced Ribbon to curtsy. "Can you stay still so we can get you prepared for Lord Nightmare?"
“Um . . . go ahead.” Ribbon wondered how much he was allowed to talk to them.
Ribbon stood as still as possible in a t-pose. Soft material slipped over his head and something clicked on his neck. The only time he moved was whenever one of the maids adjusted his limbs. Either to slip his arms into sleeves or to tilt his head this way and that. Several times he had to resist peaking. Ribbon could’ve opened his eye sockets whenever he wanted, but he tried to keep it a surprise. He struggled not to giggle when the makeup brushes tickled his face. The room smelt like vanilla and roses. It felt like it went on forever, though it couldn't have been longer than fifteen minutes.
Once they slid his veil on, a maid gripped his shoulders and guided him to what he guessed was the mirror. One of her fingers pushed something out of Ribbon’s face saying, “Open your eyes, your highness.”
Ribbon stopped repressing his smile and followed the order. He looked in the mirror and smiled with a gasp.
The maids dressed him in a long-sleeved silk white dress with a long train. The heart-shaped bodice revealed most of his chest. His breezy skirt had a medieval-looking corset. The sleeves were made of lace and dropped down. Tight around his neck was a white choker with his heart charm peeking out from above it. His chapel-length veil was semi-translucent and lined with white lace. Rose-gold flowers covered both that and his dress in a long chain. Light blush and eye shadow tinted his face, along with highlighter on his cheekbones. His ‘nails’ were painted light pink. Ribbon reached up and touched the last piece of the outfit. A silver tiara with a lavender diamond-shaped gem in the middle. He put it on, smiling. He did feel like a queen.
Yes, Nightmare’s beautiful queen, as you were always meant to be. This is who you are.
Ribbon bounced and clapped his hands. He looked in the mirror and watched as the maids giggled with each other and left through the back. As disappointed as he was, he kinda understood, they didn't know him. Or at least, he didn't know them. It was a job, that's it. What if Error was here? He would stay! He would be his friend here and say something nice. Error seemed to care . . .
The doll looked at the one thing that was left, a bouquet of black dahlias. They were real flowers, not fake ones like the decorations. A little note hanging off one of the stems said 'Good luck!' with a smiley face. Ribbon smiled and picked it up. He opened the bridal suite and left.
Ribbon walked down the hallway. The walls were white and the floor was darker tan. It was empty besides a few windows and vases here and there. He could have sworn he heard footsteps, really angry ones. But then he looked around at all the guards. Nightmare said he would be safe, so he had to be safe. His silly doll brain was just overthinking. Ribbon puffed up his sleeves and adjusted the flower chain on his dress.
Finally, he stood in front of the door. Both sides were engraved with humans down on their knees and praying. Ribbon listened for any strange sounds, but he didn’t hear anything. This was it. Once he walked through the door, there was no going back. He had to face the scary strangers. His hand shook as he grabbed the door handle.
Ribbon took a deep breath and stepped through the entrance. Rose pink petals fell down from the ceiling and onto his head. One fell right on his nasal bone, but he shook it off. He did most of the decorating, and it still looked great. The banners were the same ones Nightmare put up after taking down an AU.
The orchestra played a soft tune while he walked down the aisle. His veil and dress trailed behind him. He looked at the monsters and humans whispering and staring at him. There had to be eighty at least. They were mostly Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Chara, and Asriel variants. Ribbon waved with a nervous smile.
It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s my wedding. I’m safe.
He wasn’t sure, but then he saw Nightmare and all his panic faded away. His back was turned as he talked to the officiator, an old Gaster, but he must’ve sensed Ribbon’s aura as he looked at him. The only word he caught from the conversation was ‘legal’. He wore the suit Ribbon made as he promised. The embroidery shimmered in the light and made it look like it glowed. He only added one more thing to the outfit, a crown. Well, it was more like Dream’s circlet. It was the same silver as Ribbon’s, except with a fancier moon design. A crescent moon was in the middle and was surrounded by waves. Ribbon’s soul fluttered; his cheekbones exploded in blush. Stars, he was perfect.
Ribbon walked down the rest of the aisle. His body was fuzzy all over. If he squeezed the bouquet any tighter, he would’ve snapped those rose stems in half.
He made it to the altar. Nightmare offered a hand to help up the steps. Killer gave Ribbon a wink. He stood as Nightmare's best man. The maids that cleaned him stood as bridesmaids. Ribbon ignored them though and only focused on Nightmare. He stared into his eye as they held hands.
Nightmare brushed his thumb against his knuckles before kissing them. “Are you ready to become a queen, princess? You look perfect, precisely as I imagined you.”
“Very ready,” Ribbon said. His scared jitters turned into excited ones, but he kept his emotions in control for Nightmare’s sake.
A sigh came from Killer. “If you two are done being sappy with each other, let’s get this show on the road.” He glanced up at the door. “And Horror will get here at some point. I don't know where the hell he went. Last time I saw him, Horror went to investigate some sounds he heard. Don't ask me what, I have no clue. I didn't hear anything."
"Interesting . . ." Nightmare eye twitched. Ribbon rubbed his arm to remind him to calm down. What if there were angry noises and he wasn't imagining it?
The officiator cleared his throat. “We gather here today to join Nightmare Joku and Ribbon Adela in marriage. The bonding of two souls is a practice as old as monsters lived, as these two immortals should know.” Ribbon tilted his head a bit. He knew that wasn’t true. Only Nightmare was immortal.
“Within the circle of love, marriage encompasses all of life’s most important relationships. A wife and a husband are each other’s best friend, confidant, lover, teacher, listener, and counselor. Marriage deepens and enriches every facet of life. Happiness is fuller, memories are fresher, and commitment is stronger. Now, please join hands and look each other in the eye.”
Ribbon and Nightmare followed the order. Nightmare’s eye glowed a bit, both with teal and pink. The officiator looked at Nightmare. “Do you, Nightmare, take Ribbon to be your lawfully wedded wife, to live together in matrimony, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?”
“I do,” Nightmare said. Killer gave a thumbs up.
The officiator nodded. “And do you, Ribbon, take Nightmare to be your lawfully wedded husband, to live together in matrimony, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?”
“I do.” Ribbon couldn’t stop grinning.
At that moment, Dust walked down the aisle. He carried a small silver pillow surrounded with lace. Their rings glittered on it. He wore a suit like Killer’s, using an embroidered cloak Ribbon made for him to make up for his hood. He went down on one knee and held out the pillow. He didn’t look all that happy.
“The two of you have chosen rings to exchange with each other as a symbol of your unendin’ love. As you place this ring on Ribbon’s finger, repeat after me. ‘With this ring, I thee wed and pledge you my love now and forever.’”
Nightmare took the black ring and slipped it onto Ribbon’s finger. “With this ring, I thee wed and pledge you my love now and forever.” Dust didn’t even look up when it was Ribbon’s turn. He stood up and walked to stand by Killer.
Ribbon grabbed the black and silver band and did the same thing. “With this ring, I thee wed and pledge you my love now and forever.”
“If there are no objectifications to this marriage,” he shut the book, “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.”
Nightmare pushed his veil aside and pulled him in. Ribbon wrapped his arms around his shoulders. He’d kissed him a million times before, but none came close to this one. He wasn’t kissing his boyfriend anymore. He was kissing his husband.
The crowd clapped and cheered. Killer whistled. The rainbow glass from the window shimmered onto them. Nightmare’s face was lit with green, red, blue, and pink. His mind went blank; his eyes glazed over, flickering between lilac and blue. The doll’s tiara and ruby necklace also caught light. Nightmare chose the perfect time for the sun to hit. Queen Ribbon Adela Joku, he liked that title. Though the idea of being a queen worried him. Would he have a lot of new responsibilities? Was he good enough for it? Would there be more once they took over the Doodlesphere? Could he handle it without breaking down? But lucky for him, Nightmare would always be there to help when he was too dumb and weak to do so.
Nightmare broke the kiss and pulled back. His tendrils wagged. One of them traced the outline of Ribbon’s black cheek mark, absently thinking. “Well . . . shall we begin the festivities, my sweet wife?”
Being called ‘wife’ made Ribbon blush and go back to that dreamy feeling. He felt it the whole time, but now it was at its peak. He was walking on cotton candy clouds and he couldn’t be happier. He pulled his string, being sure not to get it tangled with his necklace. “Yes, Nighty! I’m ready for-”
Ribbon stopped as the back door flew open in a field of dust. Ribbon coughed and his husband held him. At first, Ribbon thought it was something Nightmare set up and planned. But he looked shocked too, something was wrong. Very wrong. From the cloud, a glitchy skeleton wearing a red scarf and battle armor strode out. Blue’s body was covered in blood and dust. Ribbon couldn’t tell which was his own. He screamed and burst into tears. The doll didn’t know what else to do with all the stress.
If it couldn’t get any worse, Dream followed Blue. He’d never seen him that angry before. His eye lights blazed with anger. They made eye contact with Ribbon, which softened their gaze, but only a little. He was covered in less blood, but that didn’t make him less scary. Were they here to kill him? Or Nighty? Neither of them said a word. Nightmare’s tendrils raised and Killer and Dust summoned their weapons.
Everything was perfect. Everything was going to be perfect. Now they ruined it. Blue summoned his hammer with a huff, pointing at Nightmare.
“I OBJECT!”
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milk-chocolateer · 2 months
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The boop wars are the first Tumblr Event TM that I’ve been part of, and it’s been really fun! Also bizarre! I feel like I’m an actual tumblr user now, not just someone who has a tumblr account (which is concerning in its own right. Am I forever bound to the hellsite now?) (I don’t have time to work about that now, gotta keep booping!)
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alitontress · 6 months
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Q&A: Naoki Urasawa’s Pluto
I’m going to be answering all of your asks about the story under a cut so no one gets spoilers.
Ask about the caretakers’ decision regarding Wassily going to Oslo:
Hi. Idk if you’re still doing Pluto asks but I have a question. I felt a bit confused about why the care worker ladies just let a couple strange men take Wassily away without consulting Epsilon. Maybe I wasn’t fully paying attention and there was some larger unavoidable reason for them giving him up? Did I miss veiled threats or something? Just felt like the ladies were all “oh well, we have to I guess…” Many thanks in advance.
Listen! When I tell you that part of the story makes me rage like a white boy punching drywall I just—! Ugh. Just call Epsilon *dial dial, beep boop bop* 'oh hey Epsi, my boss, the dude who takes care of the orphanage, hey ya listen, I know you're getting grilled right now, but uh there are some wack dudes here who want to take your kid away, you cool wit dat? no? okay. how fast can you get back here??' Done. Easy. Epsilon wouldn't have been put in the situation to go into Abra's trap. *punching drywall
I digress.
Here is my theory as to why they justified letting Mr. Johansen take Wassily without telling Epsilon based upon the circumstances and other factors which might have motivated them.
Of the seven most advanced robots, Epsilon has the most powerful and destructive capability. If he had joined in the war a lot of battles would have ended very, very quickly if he unleashed his photon energy.
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The world might have believed a lot of people and robots wouldn't have died if he'd joined the fight. So they could've blamed him for not preventing so many deaths.
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In the manga, it's stressed that people around the world very much despised and even abused Epsilon.
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Not only did the world hate him for not fighting in the war, but also for raising human children.
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Even though the war was over, Epsilon was still contemptible.
What I think is interesting is the false claim Mr. Johansen makes about him and his wife visiting the orphanage before, (in the anime, he says they've visited several times). Perhaps he's implying that Epsilon hadn't let them foster Wassily in the past and he's come back to try again but without Epsilon present to deny him. A child protection service would find Mr. Johansen, "a famous figure", being denied numerous times concerning if he had reported that experience to them. They might even send a representative with Mr. Johansen to see if something could be done about it...
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What Ms. Griffith I think has to weigh is whether to deny Wassily being adopted because Epsilon wasn’t there to approve it, which would likely cause further scrutiny and a full investigation into Epsilon's orphanage as to why/if he's preventing children from being adopted and raised in a normal, human family environment possibly resulting in all of his children being taken away and the orphanage being shut down—or let Wassily be taken. They might even want to still take the other children away simply because they finally have enough of an excuse to prevent Epsilon from raising children, no matter how small the excuse was. Ms. Griffith knows the children are cared for by Epsilon more than any human could and she doesn't want that to stop. She could fear that if Epsilon had been there or if they had called him, that he might have denied Wassily being taken by Mr. Johansen which wouldn't have looked good, (unless, of course, Epsilon was given the opportunity to research the man and find out he had a fake identity and was working for Abullah). If the man accompanying Mr. Johansen had the authority to take Wassily away because of being some kind of child service representative, then maybe the caretakers legally didn't have a choice and they really were going to take Wassily no matter what. Letting Wassily be taken away would be beneficial to the orphanage and the children under Epsilon's care financially and maybe even legally.
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So maybe the caretakers made the decision with the best interest of the other children in mind—and even to protect Epsilon.
But in the end, no one could protect Epsilon. Wassily and the other children still lost the one person who loved them more than anyone else in the world ever could...
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Till Death Do Us Part Chapter 1
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I am absolutely thrilled to share this first chapter with you all! I have a feeling this is going to be a verryyy long ride, so thank you to anyone who is going on it with me! I absolutely adore this chapter, and I’m so excited to hear what you all think! If you want to be tagged, just lemme know and you can join our secret society where I give you forehead kisses and chocolates :)) without further ado, here is chapter 1-- Magee 
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tw: brief violence, anxiety Till Death Do Us Part- Chapter 1
Sixteen years ago, when the Galathynius family joined with the Whitethorns to reunite Terrasen and Dornelle into one country, 239 articles were set in place. The new constitution reunited the country in order to stop the tyrant empire of Adarlan, and restore order to a fifty year long civil war. The last article, Article 240, was set to be enacted on the day of Princess Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, Heir to the Unified Throne of Terrasen’s 18th birthday. On that day, the Galathynius family assured their now united country, all peace would be restored. 
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“Are you asleep?” 
The princess squinted in the dark. She hid her smile in the sleeves of her nightgown. “Are you asleep?”
“Obviously not.”
Aelin pursed her lips and turned around carefully, as to not break their ill put together fort. She peered into the darkness. After a moment, the figure beside her turned too, and she was face to face with those green eyes. 
“I can’t fall asleep,” Rowan told her, whispering. 
Aelin cuddled her stuffed dog, fleetfoot, close to her. “Why are you whispering?”
“So we don’t wake anyone up.”
She laughed at that. Rowan was always so worried, so anxious. No wonder he couldn’t sleep. She didn’t know how they were gonna wake anyone up in the Great Hall. At least she hoped none of the guards lining the soaring windows were sleeping… her parents would have their heads. Well. Figuratively. They weren’t that mean.
“It was your idea to sleep out here,” Aelin argued.
Rowan frowned, pushing his hands through his shoulder length silver hair. She’d asked, earlier into their sleepover if she could braid it. She had been very convincing, telling him it’d be the same as when he had to tie his hair back for court. He’d only batted her hand away. She had threatened him with her father’s greatsword if he hurt her feelings again. It was all in good fun.
“I didn’t know it’d be so… quiet.”
“I thought you liked the quiet.” 
“I do,” he told her, even though she already knew it. “It’s just… this quiet is not a peaceful kind.”
Aelin would be much cozier in her bed right now if they’d gone with her plan, so she was feeling a little more prone to brattiness. “And what kind of quiet is this, pray tell?” She did her best Maeve impression.
Rowan didn’t answer for a moment, and she assumed he was just mad at her attitude. Huffing, she made to roll over again, until his voice rang out in the hall, causing goosebumps on her arms. “The bad kind.”
That ‘bad’ quietness settled over them. In the ten years of their friendship, she’d always been the dramatic one. Aelin did not like the change of pace.
“How ominous of you.”
That frown of his pulled on his face, and Aelin reached over to boop his nose. His answering scowl made her laugh. 
“Grumpy grumpy,” she sang. He only frowned at her some more. “How about this,” she said, rolling onto her back to stare up at the satin sheets draping off of Councilroom thrones. “Teach me more of the Old Language.”
Rowan, the party pooper, only sighed. “Why?”
Aelin flashed him a wicked grin. “Because it’ll help me fall asleep faster.”
They stared at each other in the darkness. Rowan watched her for a few moments, then settled down into the many, many blankets Aelin had dragged out. “Fine. If only to fill the silence.”
Only moments later, gunshots rang out into the hall. Silent no more.
Six Years Later…
Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, future Queen of Terrasen, Princess of the Unified Lands of Terrasen and Dornelle, the girl with fire in her heart, blessed by the gods themselves- was coming home today. 
Home. A foreign thought. Her home had been somewhere tucked in the Staghorns for nearly seven years. Not even her wards knew the exact location. But no more. Today, her titles and lands would return to her, and her word would once again be law.
Your Princess is returning, Terrasen, she thought to herself. Hopefully this time, you’ll know what's good for you and try to dispose of me after I save your asses. Elide would tell her to quit with her pessimistic attitude. Aelin would remind her that she hadn’t abandoned her country yet- nor would she ever, no matter the hell it put her through, so a bit of cynicism was allowed. 
The coach, bland and unassuming, rattled over gravel. Her cousin in question placed a hand on Aelin’s knee, pulling her from her thoughts. Her mind was always a crowded place, but in the days leading up to her return, there was hardly any room for more overthinking.
“Yes?”
A soft smile from her nursemaid who sat across from them. “Welcome home.”
Her heart skidded to a stop. The palace of Orynth. Her birthplace. Her throne. Home at last. With the screaming outside the silver walls, it seemed more so than ever. But Aelin knew it wasn’t her people that would make her feel so welcomed. It was not the old bricks of the palace, even if the sight of them made her heart clench in her chest. It was not the discrete back roads to the palace, keeping her hidden as she always would be.
No, Aelin would feel home when and only when those Ashryver eyes of hers met the green ones she had dreamed of since the day she’d been taken from them.
Yes. Aelin would certainly be home when she found Rowan.
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She had asked to see his face thousands of times. Just a photograph, just a newspaper. Anything that would let her know how he’s grown. What he looks like now. So she could prepare herself, of course, but also so she didn’t miss him so thoroughly.
Gods, how she’d missed him. 
He was never allowed to visit. He’d draw too much attention, and “we couldn’t have my location revealed, now could we?” 
Her safety was of utmost importance- that she knew more than anything. Had learned that lesson time and time again. But nevertheless, she ached everyday for six years waiting to see his face. And now that she was within the walls of their home? Her whole body was buzzing. Celenea Sardothian no more.
The foreign taste of the word princess on her tongue made her feel so much… too much. It was not the first time she’d debated who was stronger, Celeana or Aelin. She shook her head. The thought was silly. 
She was Princess and soon to be Queen Aelin Ashryver Galathynius- and though her nervous body was telling her otherwise- she was not afraid. Her fingers brushed over the scars adorning her wrist just thinking the words.
The coach rounded to the old wooden stoop in the back of the castle, used mostly for maids and cooks. Elide squeezed her knee again as the curtains pulled back and a few dignitaries of her parents stepped out. Still, no silver hair. Her fingers broke the fabric on the seat, her long nails digging. 
“Remember,” Marion- Aelin’s caregiver, her mother’s closest friend, and Elide’s mother- had told her when they’d set route for Terrasen earlier in the week, “this is a first impression. You must keep that wild heart tame.”
Aelin had waved a hand. “I will be prim and proper for my country. Maybe I’ll even give them a reason to keep me alive this time.” Elide had whacked her for the comment. Aelin had only felt a twinge of guilt. It was her trauma after all, and she should be allowed to joke about it.
Either way, Aelin didn’t know if she could make good on that promise when she saw him. She’d been missing her best friend for six years. How was she supposed to keep herself calm when she saw- 
Oh Gods. She only saw a flash of silver, but it was undoubtedly him. She might throw up all over Celeana’s drab beige dress. What if he was different? She knew she was different. Flashes of fire and blood sparked behind her eyes. She had to shut them to focus. Rowan, she thought. Her nerves settled, her body returning, just a bit to her. Rowan. She was ready to be Aelin again. Because Aelin was Rowan’s. She would always have a place here. Her heart thumped wildly.
“Ready, dear?”
He was out there. Really. She’d seen him. Aelin rose her eyes to the heavens, asking Mala Firebringer, her shoulder God to aid her in this moment and keep her from doing something foolish.
“Ready,” she squeaked out. 
The door opened, and the row of men in suits, the row of guards with the Unified Crest of Terrasen, Elide and Marion at her back- they all disappeared. And Aelin immediately broke her promise and sprinted from the coach.
Rowan was bigger, taller, and much, much stronger than he was at fourteen. And when he caught her… it was home. She could smell his pine and snow scent as his strong arms banded around her back to hold her. Tears came embarrassingly quick.
He whispered something to her, but it was lost in the mass of her hair. His voice was so deep. So much time had passed and yet…
It was still her Rowan. She hadn’t made him up, hadn’t only dreamt of a world where someone understood her pain and her person- but had remembered it. And she might’ve just let herself stand there and learn all the new planes of him if he hadn’t pulled back.
Reality snapped into place then, even in the fog of him. She was Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, Daughter of the Unitors, the Fallen Rhoe and Evalin. She was the future queen of her great nation.
And she was her country's greatest target. Starting with the men lined up behind their prince, trying to hide their disapproving sneers. They’d wanted her to be the proper princess since the day she was born under the United Banner. They’d always said that their country was given a second chance when Orynth and Dornelle merged to become Terrasen again, and that her impropriety was wasting it. Aelin had learned very young when to stand her ground, and Rowan had always been a proud presence beside her. So when they looked her up and down and scoffed, she stared right back, even as Rowan’s eyes branded into her skin.
Aelin’s back straightened, a portrait of her proud mother. Even as her favorite dagger, the one with the carved flower hilt, pressed uncomfortably under her corset. She forced herself to focus. She would do this, she thought. She would jump into the lion's den and save Terrasen, even after all these years. After all it did to her. Instead of her place in the mountains, she would be here, at the meetings, she would speak with her court. She could do this. Her gaze went to meet Rowan’s for assurance, but his back had turned. 
Panic clutched her at his missing face. From the wooden stoop, the hand that had just held hers was latched onto a delicate one, attached to an even prettier woman. Rowan’s smile was a knife to her heart, as painful as any bullet. And though she already had a hunch, his excitement could only mean one thing…
“Aelin… I want you to meet Lyria.”
I hope that didn’t ruin anyone’s night (lies) 
Taglist: @leiawritesstories​ @tomtenadia​ @fireheart-violet​ @backtobl4ck​ @morganofthewildfire​ @rowaelinismyotp​ @aelinchocolatelover​ @thegreyj​ 
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thefandom-casserole · 6 months
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Episode 46 Notes-
- I SAW A SPOILER IM SO SCARED
- WHAT DID SCAM DO
- HERMIE MY BOY
- It’s time to start
- I’m vibrating I’m so scared
- They’re doing a similar opening to when we met Paeden <3333
- OMG THE LAST NAMES I ADORE THIS
- Rock paper scissors 😭
- What was that moan. Omg.
- MATT WHAT
- Why not
- The clussy. Hot clussy autumn
- Taylor RadFact: Taylor’s mom buys Taylor Everything at a Ninja store thing after the incident at the karate thing
- SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WRING YOU ARE SO RIGHT
- “She’s not spending like a single mom” 😭
- What is with their moans wtf they’re so silly
- Linc RadFact: Linc had to sign a NDA (Near Dad Agreement - you have to always be near dad, 2.5 feet) if he wanted to go outside and play with anyone. No fifa if he breaks the rules. They got rid of it when he went to school
- “Hi Will~” me when I talk to my irl bestie wil (not Will Campos I’m not that cool 😞)
- Normal RadFact: He ruined the football game after a botched front handspring. Normal runs Model UN Ecuador and all other countries declare war on him.
- They sound like the hallways I walk down in school 😭
- Scary RadFact: Scary tried to start a petition to make emo music called Black Metal (even though she doesn’t like Black Metal and only likes Emo)
- Daddy Fact: Scam thought it would be funny for Jodie and him <333. He scammed Jodie (straightest man) into falling in love with him
- The real thing here we go 😭
- I’m so scared
- The two genders: Blade pose and whatever the other thing they said was
- INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES
- hehe
- Wow Shmegan is really smart
- YOU PRETEND TO KILL ME
- THATS SO BAD
- This is going so bad 😭 oh my fucking god
- I ROLL IN
- I ROLL OUT
- A NAT ONE
- A NAT TWENTY
- This is one of their most wild plans omg
- BETH YOURE SO SMART OMG
- Awww poor Hermie
- AHHHH HERMIE
- IM STILL SCARED FOR YOU MAN
- Abraham Lincoln was actually a wrestler I hope Anthony or Freddie or one of them remembers this
- HA TAYLOR LEAVES NORMAL STAYS
- That’s so in character
- “Can I bet on this fight?” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
- PAEDEN PLEASE JOIN THIS EPISODE IM BEGGING YOU
- The mascot thing again <3333
- 32 damage. Omg.
- NORMAL SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR TEEN HIGH <3333
- Comparing Britain and the US as exes is wild man
- I missed the autism from Normal omg
- NORMALS IN DEATH SAVES
- Wait nvm Linc saved him
- The music 😭
- Nat one from Abe 😭 Pulling a Paeden there
- Lark and Sparrow ohhhh
- JEZZ BALL OMG OMG
- OMG OMG OMG
- AHHHHHHH
- DEATH SAVES NOOOOOO
- Heyyy Normal and Hermie will have something in common now. They’re both burnt.
- Nat one again 😭 REALLY channeling his Paeden
- ABE LINCOLN IS ALMOST DEAD OMFG
- Linc why do you like Shmegan so much dude
- Booped on the schnoop
- LINC’S PULLING A GRANT OMG
- SPIDER BOIZ
- I love how they used to dunk if Taylor for being a useless ranger but now that he’s a rogue literally everything would be better if he were his old class
- HES JUST YELLING
- THIS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
- HIS HEAD EXPLODES
- I LOVE HOW IF THEY DIDNT YRY TO ROLL THAT THING TO SEE IF ANYONE WJATED TO BE A KING THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL
- THE STUPID WHIMS OF THE DICE
- He’s no longer dying thank god
- SPIDER BOYYYYYYYY
- He’s lost his mustache nOOOOOOOOO
- Hamilton ayyyyyy
- Heyyyy Grant
- Hide n seek
- Norm pulled a Linc
- He pulled a Henry! Doing what Henry did to Cern
- HA LOSER SHMEGAN IMAGINE HA
- Normal got hit by a bullet omg
- BAD GIRLLLLLLLLL
- BAD GIRLLLLLLL NATTTTT 20
- AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHHSHAHHAHSSHAHAHAHSVS
- OMG I LOVE THIS
- Poor Taylor omg
- Matt did it again 😭 he gave Anthony the choice
- HE WAS SHOT
- OMG OMGOMG OMG AJAVAJBASJJSBAHABDBS
- “For the final time roll performance”
- I’m genuinely crying omg
- “Normal I like you too”
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thegoldenshi-shi · 1 year
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*Slides in covered in kitten scratches* Sunny Simp Anon here! My kitten got me good in my thigh this morning while climbing up me(not on purpose, she got spooked and proceeded to climb me)
And you enjoying me and Meister going into your inbox and enjoying it like a mystery was quite funny!
And I do quite like knowing that I make you blush and fluster you, makes me feel happy and proud
And we were discussing it a little while ago and so you shall see what shall appear!
And I am also going to try to be pulling for Azul’s birthday cards and complete the birthday set of the octotrio!
And of course I look forward to your responses! They are super sweet and wholesome and all my twists and turns are basically where my mind goes like right now me and my lil sister are watching War for Cybertron on Netflix and I am still upset they had only Sideswipe and no Sunstreaker :’(
I am happy they had Sideswipe but my boi Sunstreaker deserves to be in more than just G1
Lemme smooch him please Hasbro, bring him back please :’(
And there’s currently an Ice Storm where I am rn so i’m sending you more warm blankets but also some warm tea
And you do have twin twin simps and
Me and Smooch be simping for the twins and I just want good things for them, my little war criminals🥺
Like, bring Sunny some of his favourite polish and call him pretty and have a few fun dances with Sideswipe and prank some other bots and i want to give them so many hugs and a smooch on their foreheads and wrap them up in warm blankets and just soft wholesome stuff
And I’m glad to have given you an art bunny from what I call you you Amazing Beautiful Golden Lion Being because your golden shi shi was so cute when you drew it and the urge to hug it was so much and it was so cute and huggable looking and also mochi like
I wanted to both hug and consume it and also hold it gently in my hands
Also a boop to the snoot
Very cute 10/10 would love on again
Also again it looked very soft and super cute and i want to pet it so badly
-Sunny Simp Anon💛
Oh no, I hope your leg feels better soon and your weather gets better Sunny Simp.
I haven't watched War for Cybertron yet, but I do remember hearing that they split the twins up again (the audacity I swear). I've been working through og Trigun the past few days so I haven't been consuming as much Transformers media lately.
Also, I actually just finished the art bunny and I'll probably post it here in a bit. ^J^
It was fun, so thank you for the bunny
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My Top 10 songs I heard this year (not released this year)
Our contenders...
Nobody’s Fault from Devil Artemis
Cocktails for Two by Spike Jones and City Slickers
Sylveon Trolls Mega Evolutions - THE MUSICAL by Courtney
Surface Pressure by Jessica Darrow
Blasting Off Again! A Team Rocket Song by Random Encounters
Crushing Thirties by the Chalkeaters
Sad but True/American Badass Mashup from the WWE
Gangstar Torture Dance from Jojo Bizarre Adventure
Miseria Cantare by AFI
Baldi’s Basic Song (You’re Mine) by DAGames
King Julien Vs King Louie from Freshy Kanal
Are You in Love or Just an Asshole from Human Resources
REAL MAN! (asdfmovie skateboarding cow song) by TomSka
The Duck Song Vs Untitled Goose Game by Eddie’s Rap Channel
"We Didn't Start the Bizarre" (A JoJo Song Parody by: Riverdude)
Let the Past Die (Star Wars Song) by RoyishGoodLooks
As If It’s Your Last by Blackpink
BOY: God of War Battle Rap from Mashed
My Butt Has a Fever from Bob’s Burgers
NOT ON THE SIDELINES from Street Fighter 6
DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB BUT ITS A DISNEY CHANNEL CARTOON by Vannamelon
Me Trying to Play Fighting Games from Rich Jammer
It’s Just An by bb-panzu
Eff this Job by Your Favorite Martian
Panic in the Sky from TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge
Rumor Has it by Adele
Bailey’s Birthday Party from Hamster & Gretel
Endless Love from Pop Team Epic
Monster Party from My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale
Hug Me (Feat. @JuKayVid & @Chi-chi ) 【 Come and Learn with Pibby FAN SONG】by Jakeneutron
SLASHSTREET BOYS - "Love to Die" by The Merkins
Caramelldansen Fusion Collab by SilvaGunner
Nxde by (G)I-Dle
The King of Villains/When I said I was evil by Voltaire
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Honorable Mention - Rumor Has it by Adele
Death Battle had a lot of fights this season and a lot of great songs. Princess of Pride, Diabolical Invincible Me, Fallen Gods, this was a great year for Death Battle music. And that’s not including the commissioned ones. But starting this year, I am going to disqualify any songs that are Death Battle related so I can have non-Vs songs on this list. Which is why this is an honorable mention. Because it isn’t a Death Battle Related song. Rumor Has it by Adele with Apocalypse smashing Black Adam’s face to the beat was hilarious and I wanted to bring that up.
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#10 - Eff this Job by Your Favorite Martian
This year saw the return of Your Favorite Martian. While they have put out some good songs, I don’t think they’re as good as their old work. With one exception: Eff this Job. I can see this song being part of their original releases and being just as fun to listen to then as it is now. So if I could recommend a song from their newest releases, this is the one I am going to highly recommend. 
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#9 - Gangstar Torture Dance from Jojo Bizarre Adventure
I’ve seen the memes. I’ve seen the references. But I never saw the original source. And now that I have, I love it! I really need to sit down and watch Jojo one of these days. 
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#8 - Nobody’s Fault from Devil Artemis
The first new song I heard this year, released right when I was about to break up Akuma and Lita in my comics. It perfectly captures the reason why I broke them up. While this is a cover, I heard the original and honestly wasn’t a fan of it compared to the Kermit Version. So this was my #1 for a while…
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#7 - Caramelldansen Fusion Collab by SilvaGunner
Talk about a song that is packed with Nostalgia. Classic Internet Meme Song, mashed up with the likes of Weird Al, Sonic, Phoenix Wright and other musical styles. Listening to this is like a big shot of nostalgia to the ears.
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#6 - It’s Just An by bb-panzu
If I have to criticize Komi Can’t Communicate for one thing, it’s that I’m not hooked on the theme songs. Luckily for me the Friday Night Funkin’ community brought this out. This mod I think perfectly captures the series. And honestly I do love how the song goes from Komi using pencil scratches to do her beeps and boops until later in the song.
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#5 - "We Didn't Start the Bizarre" (A JoJo Song Parody) by Riverdude
Of the ever growing reasons for me to watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, possibly the best We Didn’t Start the Fire Parody using the first five parts of Jojo. It perfectly captures the feeling of the original song while bringing up so much about Jojo that I know thanks to Osmosis. If you ever feel like you need a recap, I think this could help.
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#4 - Crushing Thirties by the Chalkeaters
2022 has to be Sonic’s best years in recent times. Sonic’s Second Movie is one of the highest grossing Video Game based Movies, IDW Series are getting critical acclaims, Sonic Frontiers brings fresh life to the games, getting so much support it was a contender for Fan Favorites beating even God of War, and the new Netflix Series got a lot of praise. And with this, these people got the lead singer of Crush 40 to sing a Crush 40 style song about Sonic’s 30th Anniversary. Granted, it is tongue and cheek but man, the lyrics have so many references to past Sonic’s songs it’s hard to not love. There’s another song they released that’s more… Questionable. I’ll leave it at that.
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#3 - Monster Party from My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale
Pipp Petals is my favorite pony of this new generation. One of the reasons is she’s a horror fan and this song is a great showing of that. It’s also pretty catchy and for me possibly the best song of the series so far. This includes the actual show and the movie. So here’s hoping she continues to prove to be my favorite of G5.
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#2 - Hug Me (Feat. @JuKayVid & @Chi-chi ) 【 Come and Learn with Pibby FAN SONG】by Jakeneutron
Waiting for this show to actually come out is definitely a pain. Luckily fan content exists to hold us off and this one is one of the best. Really captures the feeling of Pibby what she was before and after this Darkness invasion. If the show is as good as this music video, it will be a hit.
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#1 - REAL MAN! (asdfmovie skateboarding cow song) by TomSka
The Skateboarding Cow as a joke. It was fine. But man, this song I think is one of the best to come out from the creators of Asdfmovie Series. The song really makes you really support this Real Man’s goal from being a Cow to a Skateboarding Champion. It also explains he was framed for the murders by that farmer. And honestly, it really is a great song for this year. Something I wish I had more of: determination to achieve your goals. And hopefully with the goals I have for next year, I can prove I am a real man as well.
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RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS. 
Tagged by the ever-awesome @authortobenamedlater Thank you!
Wow, this is actually a first. I don’t have any new WIPs from the last time I did this one. AND I’ve actually crossed the oldest one off the list and started posting some of the others! *high fives self*
Well, I guess we can just look at those and cross a few off the list officially, then!
Sexy Time Wraiths are totally in this year *nods* 😛 (The Flash)
ZOMG finish this already won't you plzzzz 😭 (The Flash) “Cupid’s Kiss” (NSFW) (Caitlin/Eobard) finished
Is it a threesome if two of the people are different versions of the same person? 🤔 (The Flash)
Ah yes, knee-deep in utter filth and humor, just the way I like it 😳😂 (The Flash) “The Price” (NSFW) (Caitlin/Hunter|Zoom) in progress
The blue lady ships it 😛 (Halo series) Answered last time
Slow burn and I’m loving it, nobody asked for a time reference in every chapter but I’ve been doing it anyway 🤷‍♀️😉 (Halo series) Answered last time
Yeah, so this way I don't have to feel bad about shipping myself I mean the Reader with the entire frickin’ team *adjusts halo* 😇 (Halo gameverse)
Let’s be honest, he’s probably going to knit her a scarf (Halo series)
I wasn't sure if I should make a funny scene out of a war crime 👀 Guess I'll have to AU the war crime part out, yep *nodnod* (Halo series) Answered last time
Yeah so if Spartans went into heat, I’d probably write it like this... (Halo gameverse) Answered last time
...or like this (Halo gameverse, different game) Answered last time
...or possibly like this (Halo series) 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Answered last time
So that leaves the ones in bold that are getting ready to have a new chapter added or who haven’t yet had their first chapter posted. I also removed one that I really have no plans to ever write and officially post. Honestly, y’all have heard me talk about all of the ones that are left so I don’t blame you for skipping this one this time around. 🤷‍♀️
I’m not really sure what it means that I have NO new ideas for any fandom right now. It’s a bit scary, actually. But, on the other hand, if I can finish the ones I have in progress, then if it does mean I won’t be doing any further writing, well, at least I can close up shop knowing I did my best to not leave anything undone. 🤷‍♀️
If you’d like to do this one, then you know what to do. *boops your nose politely* 😉
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ranty-ramblestein · 1 year
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(captions~) - For the first Violet gaming session of the New Year I decided to finally go to all the sign-having and watch tower fast travel areas I unlocked and evolve Snoo Mimic!  That pokedex image is so cool, omg...
- After 4 Gyms (Iono, Kofu, Larry, and Ryme), a badly planned Nemona fight, midterms, and beating up Turo’s escaped robo-elephant it was time for Paldean Skye to get her fourth look!  Despite already beating up the first Gym on the mountain, I decided to dress her warmly... Though the next person to train for is Tulip, so we’ll be exiting the mountain for a bit, heh.  (Man, Gliding doesn’t really unlock a whole lot, huh?  I managed to reach the middle platform of Giacomo’s Base, though.)
- Tulip was pretty easy; I decided to add her image to the post just because she said not too, haha!
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- Then I met the cutest little girl ever 🥹
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- After getting out of the gym I noticed I could rematch Dendra’s ESP exercise and managed to get... fairly close to the 151 max in the Knock Out round, I suppose.
- ...Then I flew to Uva to check out the new classes and found that the finals were waiting for me, augh...  I only got two right on the Ryme/Math midterms before pulling up the answers, dude... (I’ll post any notable moments under the cut~)
pic 1: jan 1st: started the run at 8xx, and now here we are, maxed out! (I unfortunately talked to a gimmighoul post-999 and got nothing :(( wasted) pic 2: I evolved him on the 'Highest Peak in Paldea'!  I'm amazed I got up here with only Big Jump! pic 3: "Yo, that's so cool..." Skye gasped.  Snoo promptly tried to snowboard down the peak and face planted, coins going everywhere like Sonic's rings. pic 4: jan 4th: After unlocking the glide I decided to explore more before the Grusha grind and... I think I stumbled onto a drug deal?  (Later he revealed he wanted to see cute Pokemon...) pic 5: New look time, with the Ranko (Akiba Maid War) Bangs! pic 6: Decided on this red+black look (No Shadow shoes so the crew socks are visible!) with the Winter Uniform for the cold of the mountain!) pic 7: jan 8th: Lesser known fact about me: I hate this slang word.  I also hate simp and drip.  I have so many filters set up to keep weird new slang off my dash... pic 8: DDR with Ms. Dendra!  ...I decided to do nothing the third round (since that's acceptable in ACNH's radio exercises) and, well, she didn't fail me... pic 9: jan 9th pic 10: *puts it on Tumblr in spite*
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OH!  I had that game!! (I did not play past the tutorial race.)
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I didn’t say this, but if Penny was in this class I would snicker at her.
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*beep boop*  “Hello, Mr. Clavell?” “NO!  I’m sorry!”
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I will not.
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“Yes!” Skye pumped her fist... and walked to the PC to check for interactions. (Tomorrow...)
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crystalaris · 2 years
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Unknown Caller I.D. (Poe Dameron x Modern OC)
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You know all those stupid telemarketer and Unknown Caller I.D.'s?
Well it turns out This one is 'Out of This World' in a Universe Far Far Away
Or
Answering the phone leads to an impossible friendship (Hah! Ship! Get it?! No? Okay sorry...)
AN: ...I blame all those tumbler people who post Moon Knight with Poe Dameron. If anyone wants to take this idea and run with it please do! All I ask is that you let me know cause I wanna read it! I already know I won't be able to do Poe justice  since I have refused to watch Star Wars after #6 (why? Cause Damn it! in MY world the War Is OVER!! Never took Disney to love being war mongers, sheesh.)
If I continue this, it will only be drabbles since I’m getting little ideas, but have no clue on Poe’s half of the story and I’d rather share than lose an idea.
Enjoy!
Please Try Again
During a training exercise for the renown Black Squadron of the resistance Poe Dameron coms the base only for the oddest sound to come out instead, why were his coms ringing?
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Crystal is sick of all these stupid telemarketer calling, like right now. Her cell is ringing for the fifth time today, screw it!
She answers the phone with a huff, if they are going to be dicks so is she
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"Black leader to-"
"Boo-bee-boop. We're sorry. The number you've called has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again."
-click-
Poe can't help the flabbergasted look to his computer, "BB-8, what the Maker was that!?"
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