#I love these lil shits

[sleepyiswhumping]

The Emperor of Blood and Bone

Content: Blood, Creepy Whumper, Gore, Smoking, Violence

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Jasper hummed as he walked, almost dancing around the room. He was in a delightful mood, and getting his hair done would make his day. He walked over to the bin, tossed his cigarette, and exhaled softly. Grinning, he turned to where Griff sat, bound and gagged. Wordlessly, Jasper chose an empty jar off the shelf and, grabbing a knife as he passed the rack, began to work.

Griff's muffled screams and muted cries were barely audible behind the gag, as Jasper slowly pressed the knife into his skin, the razor-sharp edge penetrating the flesh with ease. He dug deeper, the blade slicing through the fat layers, watching eagerly as the blood flowed, swiftly pouring out of his arm. He had already moved the jar into position, and it caught the blood perfectly, every drop pouring into the container. Jasper was glad he wasn't wearing his fancy gloves for this, the blood and tears would've stained the leather. He smiled at Griff from behind his sunglasses, watching with perverse joy as Griff sobbed, huge, terrible sobs that shook his whole body.

Jasper began to undress after he had stitched Griff's arm together and left him to recover. It would do no good to stain his clothes, after all. Jasper shook out his snow-white hair, allowing it to flow down his back, resting just below his shoulder blades. Unscrewing the jar of blood's lid, he grinned and, wearing nothing but underwear, began to pour the blood into his hair. The heavy, sharp, metallic scent of blood filled the room. Jasper was slow and methodical, only using a bit at a time, massaging it into his scalp, and running his blood-tinged fingers through his hair. Sometimes he'd dip the longer chunks of his hair into the jar, allowing them to soak briefly, before he pulled them out, relishing the feeling of the thick, metallic blood rolling down his body.

As he finished, Jasper sighed in delight. You just can't get the same deep, crimson hue with any hair dye, he thought. Admiring his gorgeous hair in the mirror, Jasper smiled. The few flecks of white-red he hadn't fully soaked just added to the allure. Grinning widely, he patted his hair dry and began to redress.

After redressing and putting his makeup on, Jasper left his room and walked to the throne room. As he sat, his pet, a beautiful bearded vulture, alighted on the arm of his throne. He smiled, gently scratching the scavenger's head. Turning to face his subjects, The Emperor of Blood and Bone motioned for the court to begin.

#whump #whumpblr #whump writing #whump scenario #whump prompt #whumpee #unhinged whumper #bearded vultures are #whoah #i love these lil shits #theyre not little theyre pretty big

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

I have an unhealthy attachment towards gay traumatised villanised queer emo boys

#nico di angelo #merrin meredith #albus severus potter #albus is emo in my brain #I love these lil shits #soul's shitrambles

[smokeandjollyranchers]

Crying in the club this morning because my cats enjoy our gossip sessions as much as I do 🥺

#smoke shit #cats #I love my lil ruthless crew

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens memes #good omens fandom #good omens s2 #good omens shitpost #good omemes #go s2 #poor little meow meow #michael sheen #job minisode #a companion to owls #staying as far away from fandom discourse as possible but i feel it needs to be said #he's a walking talking crying wet cat on the inside #and he needs a pat on the head maybe a lil kick to the butt. not all this backlash. peace and love on gomens earth #marcela talks #ghost(shit)posted by crowley #aziraphale defense squad #i cleary underestimated the emotional weight of his kittydog eyes. you're good

[glitchedcosmos]

Smol classic baby cat

#listen #i know we probably won’t see him in classic style BUT I just love him #he’s just a lil guy #classic shadow is totally kitten coded #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic x shadow #sonic x shadow generations #sonadow generations #digital artist #my art shit #digital art #sonadow #sonic generations #sonic #sonic tag #sega

[deadsetobsessions]

“Tim. Timmy. Ancients, kid, what are you doing?!”

Danny Phantom smacked away the instinctual terror of seeing an eight year old dangling out of a third story window.

“I gotta go take pictures of Batman and Robin! They’re out tonight!”

Danny thought that his barely healed vivisection wound might bust open from the sheer stress.

“Setting aside how you even know the patrol schedule of honest to god vigilantes, why’d you choose the window? The house is literally empty, just walk out the front door, for Ancient’s sake.”

Tim paused, a motion Danny was overwhelmingly thankful for, and blinked sheepishly.

“Um… for the aesthetic?”

Danny allowed the silence to settle between them before dropping his head into his waiting hands. Tim panicked.

“You- you can’t stop me!”

And yeah, Danny really can’t. In the months he’s been mooching off of the Drakes (not that they’ll notice), Danny’s learned that Tim Drake is nothing but relentless in the pursuit of whatever he sets his mind on. Whether thet might be putting hot chocolate in his cereal (which Danny doesn’t actually mind) or, apparently, stalking a pair of vigilantes.

He wanted to hack into the library cameras? Danny had to hover just to make sure the kid didn’t get caught after arguing for an hour about it.

He walked out of that argument with a loss, yes, but he also let Tim know that Danny cared about him. Danny also walked out of that argument with a new hatred for Janet and Jack Drake and his mind (just as diabolical as Tim’s) whirring with plans to haunt them.

Tim is never ever introducing his new little brother to Tucker. Ever.

“Okay. I don’t want to see you take unnecessary risks, but I’m also aware that I can’t really stop you. So. I’ll go with you.”

Maybe this is like… Tim’s obsession? When he put it that way, Danny lost the fight to prevent this tiny kid from what clearly is the only joy in his poor life.

“But…!” Tim’s eyes darted to Danny’s chest, the vivisection scars still fresh in his mind.

“They’re healed.” Danny pulled his dumbass little brother off the window sill, core settling as Tim follows willingly. “I’ll make us invisible and fly with you behind Batman and Robin so you can get even better shots. You can’t make any noise, though. That camera got a shutter sound, right?”

“Yeah!” Tim’s face brightened and Danny melted. He shoved a bottle of the (incredibly stinky but helpful in a pinch) ecto contaminated tap water into a backpack, along with some snacks and a blanket for when Tim gets cold. Danny’ll be fine, he’s got a Space Core. The cold his kind of his thing.

“Cool. We’ll stay out of earshot. If things starts to get too dicey, we’re heading home, okay?”

“Okay!” The look Tim shot him is full of trust and adoration and it makes Danny’s human heart squeeze painfully. “C’mon! I don’t want to be late!”

“We need to talk about your stalking tendencies later,” Danny said fondly.

“I’m not stalking them! I’m observing them!”

“Uh-huh,” Danny drawled, picking Tim up and making them intangible and invisible. “They’re not a bird observatory and also, even the birds in the observatory knows they’re being watched. Batman and Robin clearly doesn’t.”

Danny felt more than saw Tim’s pout.

He laughs as they fly just below the Gotham-brand of toxic smog. He waves to the City’s Spirit as Tim cranes his head around to catch sight of Batman and Robin.

“There!”

Danny obliged. With Danny’s flight, Tim got much better- much closer- photos than he would have originally.

Danny hung back as the pair of vigilantes swooped down to take care of a mugging.

“Wanna mess with them?” He grinned down at his little brother, canines glinting.

Tim looked up at him, admiration and mischievousness in his gaze. “Yes.”

Gotham parted her clouds in response to their glee.

——

Dick Grayson, AKA Robin, finally understood why criminals are so creeped out by him.

Other than the whole flippy child kicking grown people’s asses and winning thing, obviously (that, and Batman loomed menacingly behind him everytime a criminal even looked at Robin wrong).

Batman had picked up on it first, but the for entirety of their patrol, they kept hearing eerie little giggles and laughter. Haunting them. Never distracting. But persistent. And so creepy. He got goosebumps.

“B, I wanna go home.”

“Hm.” That’s a resounding yes if Dick’s ever heard one.

Maybe Alfred can chase away the giggles and chuckles.

Robin shudders and follows the Bat home.

——

Danny lowered the temperature as he held Tim up near Batman’s cowl so his brother could giggle menacingly. He knew for a fact that any recording device would get completely cram led by the sheer output of ambient ectoplasm he’s emitting. Plus, it freaked Robin out and raised the hairs on the back of the vigilantes’ heads. He tones it down when he noticed Tim rubbing his hands together.

He let out a quiet laugh, enjoying the flight with his brother in his arm and the light of the stars (thanks, Gotham) at his back.

——

Danny: oh, this kid’s got an Obsession, gotta let him do it safely, he’s a liminal from all that tap water

Danny: *forgets Tim isn’t a ghost nor is he from Amity and is therefore extremely breakable*

——

Danny and Tim: doing crime is a good bonding activity

Batman and Robin, who wants to say no it isn’t but they’re literally a pair of illegal vigilantes:

——

Dick as Robin: *cackles*

Tim, learning habits from stalking them: *giggles*

Gotham Criminals: *fear*

#danny phantom #bamf danny phantom #dick grayson #tim drake is a menace #tim drake #baby tim drake #Tim Drake is a little shit #Danny Phantom is a little shit #they’re messing with the bats #and getting away with it #inspired by dick’s iconic Robin cackle #that creepy lil shit #i love them your honor #they’re brothers your honor #Gotham’s F grade tap water #thanks scarecrow #Gotham’s tap water #dc x dp #dp x dc

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Nothing funnier to me than dick going to therapy for like 3 months before going to Bruce and being like

“I don’t wanna be Batman”

And Bruce kinda just looks at him like “….okaaayy?? I didn’t want you to be Batman”

So dick has to go to therapy for ANOTHER three months so he can ask Bruce about That only for Bruce to be like, “who in their right mind would pick Batman over Nightwing??? When given the choice a world without Nightwing would be a nightmare”

And then dick goes home and cries because his dad is proud of him

#dick post 6 months of therapy ‘holy shit I think Bruce loves me like a son or smthing?!?!’ #like hilarious a lil fluffy and Bruce can still be just as emotionally incompetent as ever #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dick Grayson #Nightwing #their family is so stupid I love them

[the-gom-jabbar]

#Alia was really there in utero asking for a play by play while stirring shit #This fiendish fetus was really going mom create problems #Classic lil sister behaviour #I just loved the convoys between Jessica and alia #Though I missed how freaked out Jessica is by alia #bene gesserit #dune #dune 2021 #paul atreides #dune memes #frank herbert #dune messiah #children of dune #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune #Dune 2024 #alia atreides #lady jessica atreides #Lady jessica #Arrakis #dune part two #dune part ii #dune part 2 #anya taylor joy #rebecca ferguson #timothee chamalet #austin butler

[cherrirui-official]

I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!! #troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways... #For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision?? #and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :] #I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!! #i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

[queerxqueen]

FELIX CATTON + background babygirlism Saltburn (2023)

#saltburn #felix catton #cattonquick #jacob elordi #emerald fennell #the lil skip hop in the top right is what prompted this gifset i love him sm #i already know these are gonna look shit on mobile im so sorry #my gifs #1k+

[maximum-dumbass]

trying to adjust myself in MY bed and my cats looking at me like i have such audacity is my favorite interaction of the day

#genuine #i love these lil shits

[monicahar]

“would you kiss your ex to save me?”

this trend is so funny, so why not try it with genshin men

gn! reader, mention of death cause uh ur life is on the line obviously, fluff, crack,

yes. because a kiss with them is nothing while a life with you is everything.

—zhongli, KAZUHA, thoma, tighnari, albedo, VENTI, ayato, kaeya, diluc <3

i'd break up with you so you become my ex, and then i'd kiss you, and get back together with you again.

—cyno, HEIZOU, ALBEDO, xingqiu, aether, childe

no. you can just drop dead.

—scaramouche

you'd get mad at me and leave me after so probably not. i'll visit you and give you flowers weekly though.

—itto, wanderer

maaaybe.

—HEIZOU, ayato, VENTI, xingqiu, albedo, childe, kaeya

i don't have one.

—XIAO, mika, kunikuzushi

how in the world would you get in that situation anyway?

—ALHAITHAM, kaveh, CYNO, chongyun, tighnari, xiao

let's just die together.

—wanderer, abyss! aether

yeah, but i'd spread drool and saliva all over my lips and eat onions to make the experience as horrible as i can. they'll basically be tasting loogie :D

—gorou, heizou, ITTO, KAVEH, bennet

*refuses to actually answer*

—xiao, scaramouche, chongyun (double it and give it to the next person)

razor.

—razor (he doesn't understand)

#heizou is a lil shit ok #scara eh he's a dick but he still loves you i think #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin drabbles #genshin impact headcanons #xiao x reader #kazuha x reader #mika x reader #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #kunikuzushi x reader #alhaitham x reader #cyno x reader #tighnari x reader #kaveh x reader #zhongli x reader #childe x reader #ayato x reader #heizou x reader #chongyun x reader #xingqiu x reader #venti x reader #albedo x reader #har❗fiction #diluc x reader #genshin impact fanfic #genshin impact hcs

[mochinomnoms]

If the eels boob and butt squishing privileges are taken away they will make it everyone else's problem. Grumpy scary eels with be had.

They are so grumpy!! Floyd is visibly annoyed, his bad mood follows him like a plague from class, to basketball club, to his shift at mostro lounge. After a certain point, Jamil and Azul both are both begging you to let Floyd do whatever the hell he was doing with you before cause he broke the thick glass panel of the hoop by launching a ball far too hard during practice, and was also throwing knifes at one of the employees after getting even more pissed off from a returned dish he made.

Jade is a bit more petty. If he can't show his beloved affection then he won't accept any from them either! Nevermind that you weren't barring any other form of affection. It last for all of a day, to everyone (except Floyd and Azul)'s surprise. You open your bedroom door, Grim in hand, only to find a 6'2” giant in your bed wrapped tightly in your blankets and pillows to inhale your scent. He's giving you puppy eyes (and holding a can of fancy tuna to bribe Grim, for good measure) and asking for forgiveness for this poor, unfortunate soul! *sniffle sniffle* He's just so lonely, he misses the sweet embrace of his mate! Try as you might, you find yourself laying in bed as Jade lies on top of you, face-first into your boobs and arms wrapped around you as Grim snacks on his tuna, curled into your neck.

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jade leech #floyd leech #they're awful #love them anyways tho #anyways i think jade deserves to be written as a lil shit sometimes too

[kristiliqua]

CHUNSIK MY BELOVEDDDDDD

#im korean american and BRO #when i tell you that i was so fucking excited and happy #i actually cried bc i got emotional thinking about it all 😭 #the language i hear everyday being shown to an international audience n shit :((( waaaahhh its so cool man #my culture as well :(( i was so fuckin happy (i shared so much random korean shit on my twt LOL) #i died when q said he had a surprise for acau and mentioned the eggs bro #like holy shit YES A KOREAN EGG 😭😭😭 ITS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED BRO #I USED TO PRAY 😭😭😭 #i love chunsik sm he’s such a polite lil gentleman :((( #he dug tina n her horse out when she fell in a hole … #placed blocks when she missed a jump to a ladder … #and opened a fucking door for her 😭😭 he’s such a sweetheart #i love him sm u actually dont understand #anyway normal tags now LOL #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp chunsik #chunsik fanart #chunsik the egg #qsmp korea #he is my everything 😭🫶

[adorabledrugl0rd]

Imagine having your dead uncle’s spirit following you around and the weight of what your life is hits you all at once while you’re breaking into a high security building

couldn’t be me

I don’t know why but I can’t stop drawing @somerandomdudelmao Casey

he’s so cute and fun to draw even in my sloppy art style

#tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #cass apocalyptic series #casey jr #I draw characters crying because I can’t #gotdamn I love drawing dumb shit #he carries his trauma in his eyes #also his lil stanky leg #i just realized i drew him in the autism stance #but like deep lunge version #i feel like if i keep posting art of other people’s au’s people will think im annoying #which is true but like #i dont even know #naniart

[ohitslen]

Sharing a blanket

Request by @volaenii ✨

Accidentally incorporated this to my uni au oopsieeees

#maybe I got a lil too excited and ended up doing this whole thing #it just kept escalating OWSGHII hope this suffices #enough angsty stuff let’s bring out the silly stuff #they are so stupid I love them sm uGHH #the context is that they just moved in and they have barely any belongings #they have blankets but the idiots washed them all without considering the fact that they sun dry their stuff #so they only have 1 blanket for both of them until the rest dries off and the house is so cold at night #they’re fighting for it. but this happened. and it was so warm and comfy they ended up too relaxed and slept too much #this happens at least once a month until they eventually settle into just sleeping together when that happens eventually #imagine Kni finding out about this #I want to do those images where ppl cover themselves with random shit bc there wasn’t a blanket but with this two petty mfs #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #Trigun Uni! AU