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rose-of-the-valley · 2 years

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For ✨wanna be nosy here's your chance✨ ask-

3) do you smoke?

13) biggest turn ons?

14) biggest turn offs?

15) favorite movie

16) I love you if_____

19) a fact about your personality

21) what I love most about myself

28) a description of the person I dislike the most

33) what words make me feel the best about myself

34) what I find attractive in women

35) what I find attractive in men

(if you go both ways answer both, if not, answer only the one that's relevant to you)

42) the last thing I ate

Have a nice day! 😆🌹

im putting this under a read more bc i talk a lot and it got a little too long LOL

3. do you smoke

nope! no smoking here. i am an epitome of the success of the dare program

13. biggest turn ons

if i were a romanceable option in a dating sim you'd probably win me over by helping me do the stuff that i dont feel like doing, listening to me give multi-hour repetitive lectures about my favorite media, and feeding me sweets

on a slightly more explicit note, im a sucker for praise

14. biggest turn offs

you'd lose dating sim hearts if you stress me out unnecessarily, think you know what's best for me/try to push your views on me, or are too into PDA

on the explicit side, cannot handle any sort of ageplay. i can deal w/ a daddy kink if it comes up in like a fic or something but otherwise no

15. favorite movie

hmm idk if i have a favorite bc it's usually "whatever movie i watched recently that was good" BUT i do regularly rewatch the 2005 pride and prejudice so probably that

16. i love you if ________

you let me be weird around you

19. fact about my personality

i like to say that my first priority is always committing to the bit but in reality i feel bad pranking people and am almost always the first to tell ppl the truth afterwards

21. what i love most about myself

i'm actually really adaptable and good at figuring things out when i want to be. it's how near the end of my boat job one of the captains told me "you can't tell it's your first season" bc i'd learned so quickly.

the problem is the "when i want to be" part LOL

28. person i hate the most

oohhohgohoho my first bf's bestie, henceforth referred to as L for Loser, was a total sleazeball

L kept hitting on me and my friends asking us to go over to his place even when we were in relationships, and he convinced a later gf of my ex to cheat on him with L

L also ended up dating 2 of my ex's exes

the ex has joked that me not dating L is one of the few things that kept his self esteem intact in high school which is funny but also sad bc wtf kind of bestie does that

33. words that make me feel the best about myself

as someone who grew up mostly being known as the smart kid sometimes being told "you can do this" is actually more stressful, so it'd have to be more along the lines of "you can do this, but it's ok if you don't get it the first time or if you don't want to"

34 + 35. what i like in men + women

for context i've dated 4 ppl so far, all men (with varying degrees of gender conformity), and 3/4 have been >5'10", 3/4 were in a high school robotics team, 3/4 were asian, and all were stem majors

if you want me to like you, you HAVE to have a love of science and some level of fascination with space and be able to tolerate me going off on long tangents about whatever's occupying my mind that hour (and preferably be able to engage w/ those so they're more conversations than monologues)

when it comes to physical traits i only really have a pref when it comes to fictional characters

also i like sharp teeth but no one irl has that without severe tooth pain so

42. last thing i ate

my mom gave me half a sushirrito that she had for lunch as my dinner. first time having one. ngl i hated them as a concept but they're actually pretty good

also i got groceries delivered today so i am HIGHLY contemplating eating the entire can of peaches that came with it

thanks for asking! ^_^

re: this ask game

#(im kidding about the dare program btw that thing was useless)#ask rose

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petalparker · 2 years

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ONLINE PDA IV [MCU! P. PARKER SMAU]

Summary: Between getting cats out of trees, helping old ladies cross the street, stopping thieves, and alien invasions, Peter Parker still finds time to be disgustingly cute on the internet with his girlfriend. In other words, just another random social media au.

Face Claim: Shin Ryujin, so reader is of Korean/East Asian descent.

Pronouns Used: She/Her

Warning(s): Swearing, Implied Sex

Disclaimer: All media content is used for FICTIONAL and ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.

⟨ FIRST | SECOND | PREVIOUS ]

[PROFILES]

[POSTS]

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p.parker my best girl is yet another revolution around the sun older. i love u so so so so so much and i'd write a sappy message but that's what sneaking into ur room at 3am is for ❤️

flashthompson YOU BREAK INTO HER ROOM?! I'M CALLING THE COPS

↳ y/nbabyyy pipe down spiderman wannabe

↳ flashthompson firstly, it's spider-man. secondly, happy birthday. and lastly, i'm looking out for u wtf

nedleedsleads HAPPY BIRTHDAY y/nbabyyy 🎂🎉

↳ y/nbabyyy THANK U BESTIE

mjhatesu best girl implies that u have other girls 🤨

↳ y/nbabyyy p.parker is this true?

↳ p.parker mjhatesu y/nbabyyy why can't u guys give me a break 😫

↳ y/nbabyyy p.parker just messing with u bug boy. ik u only have eyes for me 🥰

harryosborn happy birthday hag 🙄

↳ y/nbabyyy ur only getting a pass bc of the gift u got me

↳ harryosborn materialistic much?

↳ y/nbabyyy i prefer resourceful

↳ mjhatesu harryosborn it's called reparations 🙄

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p.parker when she has to tiptoe to reach my lips 🥺

y/nbabyyy my bf is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips 🙄 any suggestions?

↳ mjhatesu punch him in the gut and kiss him when he doubles over in pain

↳ bettybrant tackle him.

↳ flashthompson dump him

↳ harryosborn kick him in the shin

↳ p.parker NO TO ALL OF THE ABOVE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

↳ y/nbabyyy p.parker idk babe, mj's suggestion sounds very appealing

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y/nbabyyy mj says fuck off to everyone but me 🥰

harryosborn okay but mj asks me to fuck her so who's the real winner?

↳ mjhatesu harryosborn y/n bc ur getting blocked rn

↳ y/nbabyyy harryosborn HAHAHA LOSER

p.parker mjhatesu is ur love language violence?

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y/nbabyyy such a pretty boy with a pretty smile <3

p.parker ily 🥺❤️

↳ y/nbabyyy love u too darling

harryosborn get this sappy shit off my timeline

↳ y/nbabyyy then block me bitch

nedleedsleads aww... brb gonna go vomit

↳ y/nbabyyy 💔

mjhatesu focus 🔪 on 🔪 training 🔪

Tag List: @mskatharinak @amuhseen2003

#peter parker social media au #peter parker instagram au #peter parker smau #peter parker fluff #peter parker x you #peter parker x y/n #peter parker x reader #peter parker fake instagram #mcu!spiderman x reader #mcu!peter x reader #tom holland smau #tom holland social media au #tom holland fake instagram #tom holland x reader

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babyflash · 2 years

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Dick and Artemis being convinced linda (and Hartley) aren’t real is so funny. It’s okay Linda doesn’t think THEIR real either out of spite. Though I do love the idea of linda accidentally crashing in on a team hang out in central one day and just…adding herself to the party at hand with no shame.

Honestly, there could also be a really interesting dynamic there since in the comics Linda expressed some concern sometimes early in their relationship that sometimes she felt a little lame compared to Wally’s superhero friends which idk? I really liked that part not only because 1) Linda and Wally talked about shit like a normal couple 2) Linda was aloud to have concerns and fears 3) talks about some of the tribulations OF dating a hero that are kind of more mundane compared to life or death danger.

dick and artemis are like "yeah your FAKE FRIENDS you MADE UP you fucking DWEEB" and then linda and hart being like "oh you mean the fictional friends you use as an excuse not to hang out with us?" and wally is just like perpetually annoyed like THEY'RE REAL OH MY GOD WHY DOES NO ONE THINK I HAVE FRIENDS

1. yes so true!!! wallinda healthy couple arc. they talk and she's able to express her concerns and insecurities because honestly they're totally valid fears. if my bf was off galavanting with fucking super heroes i'd be insecure too!! but then he's able to reassure her and let her know that a) his hero friends are total losers and she's way cooler than them and b) remind her that "normal" isn't bad and that he loves her and all the things!

2. LINDA IS A REAL PERSON ALERT!!!! guys breaking news women are actual people with feelings and emotions!!!! i agree w u anon i feel like so often the WAGs of heroes are pushed to the side and seen as these totally and completely understanding doormats and it's like no! dating a superhero would be so fucking weird! you're both going to have issues with the way you handle it in the beginning because for wally, all this shit, the having to leave work and events, the danger, the time away from home dedicated to hero work is all normal! in my mind by the time they get together he's already well established as a hero/sidekick (i'm gonna say he's taken up the flash mantle by now so barry can focus on raising his kids) and so he's used to having to leave at a moment's notice. for linda, all the superhero stuff is new! yeah she knew wally was kid flash a while back but now that he's a leaguer and a superhero in his own right, everything's changing and on top of that they're together now! it's a partnership, and linda 100% deserves to have a say in that relationship. she's not just a damsel for wally to save and kiss and bam hero moment, she's his girl, his partner.

3. yeah!!!!! mundane shit that's not life threatening or life changing is so regular and yet it's never talked about. like people experience insecurity in relationships all the time, especially if you think your s/o's friendgroup or coworkers or w/e are cooler than you!

#wally west #linda park #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff #ship musings #cee talks #txt #mine

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egcdeath · 3 years

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birthdays with the boys

in honor of my own birthday, today i’ll be sharing with you what i think your birthday with many cevans characters would be like. enjoy! <3

steve rogers

he leaves his mission early and unannounced so when you wake up to the smell of pancakes in your house, and a man with breakfast in bed you almost jump out of your skin buuut you couldn’t be happier to see him

breakfast in bed is just the start of your bday because he goes ALL. OUT.

as you finish up eating, he grabs a folded piece of paper with a wax seal on it and hands it to you

he tells you to open it once he leaves, gives you a wink, then goes

he planed a birthday scavenger hunt for you!!!

for the rest of the day, you travel around the city to a bunch of important places in your relationship, like your fav dates n stuff

at the midway point of the hunt, he meets you for a coffee and makes sure you’re still enjoying everything before he sends you off with the avenger’s company card and basically tells you to get something nice before finishing the hunt hehe

you do in fact get yourself something nice

at the end of the hunt, you end up at the compound where all of your friends and teammates are and you have a very nice birthday party

by the time that you and steve go home, you’re exhausted but wanna spend a lil more time savoring your birthday so steve suggests that the two of you watch that one cheesy rom com that you love (and he hates)

as you cuddle on the couch, popping the occasionaly popcorn kernel in your mouth, you cant help but to feel grateful that you have such an amazing boyfriend

ransom drysdale

his birthdays were always disregarded when he grew up, so he has a very extravagant celebration planned for you

we all know that he can make a pretty airtight and elaborate plan so you literally have zero idea of what he’s got up his sleeve

enter: a whole birthday week

(he sweet talked your boss into some time off so thats one whole thing you don’t have to worry about)

day one is a whole spa and a shopping day

he can’t stand some of your friends but he invites them anyway bc he knows it’ll make you happy

he’s glaring at your friends while they giggle about some new louis vuitton purse and you’re thoroughly amused by it

you give him extra kisses that night as a reward for not instigating any fights that day (awww bf of the year am i right ladies?)

day two you guys do a museum hop and look at lots of art

ransom rolls his eyes at canvases that have a few drops of paint on them and are called modern art, you think this is hilarious

day three you have a picnic together in a park

ransom knows you have an affinity for charcuterie boards and attempts to make you one himself (and it’s not all that bad), along with a bunch of dainty little sandwiches

later that day, you go to a planetarium together

on your drive back home you have an interesting convo on the meaning of life

day 4 you take a pottery class together

ransom makes the most deformed bowl you’ve ever seen in your life

so naturally you put it up for display in your bedroom (so whenever you see it you can think of him)

day five is a first class flight to some luxurious villa in europe. most of day five is taken up on a plane

ransom lets you lay your head on him while you sleep, even though the position you’re in is making it astonishingly uncomfortable for him

day six you guys explore the city all day together

ransom makes sure not to complain about his aching legs (even though yours are getting sore too, and if he said something you would’ve done something about it!)

on your real birthday (day seven), ransom takes you out to a very nice dinner, and gives you a hand written letter detailing how much he loves and cares about you (because sometimes it’s hard for him to say his feelings)

you’re extremely flattered but have no idea how you’ll top this for his own birthday

andy barber

you and andy aren’t really huge on big gestures, so he does little things throughout the day

while you’re at work, he makes a surprise stop by and brings you your favorite drink & lunch from your favorite food place

he sends a bouquet of flowers to your job as well

after work, he cooks for you then showers you in gifts

your favorite thing that he gets you is a little engraved necklace with yours and his initials on it

at the end of the day, he gives you a nice full body massage and somehow that was exactly what you needed.

maybe not the most extravagant birthday, but a good one nonetheless.

frank adler

you have a pretty chill birthday with him and mary

he brings you a cake that him and mary made/decorated together

it’s kind of hideous but you love it

you guys let mary skip class for just 1 (one) day but tell her to keep it a secret

you call the school and let her fake being sick in the background. it is a hoot

you all go to the zoo together

you take tons of pictures

your personal favorite is one where mary and frank are posing with a giraffe

after the zoo, you go bowling

when you win, the sore losers that came with you claim they were letting you win since it was your birthday

you end your day at the beach, watching mary and her cat play in the sand in your peripheral vision while you and frank admire the sunset

ah, sweet, sweet domesticity

ari levinson

you go to an escape room to celebrate your birthday

it’s just you and ari, but you’re smart so you don’t expect it to be too difficult

🚨wrong🚨

you’re both so hard headed and stubborn that doing any of the tasks is like pulling teeth

eventually the building had to close, and you’ve only finished like... a few tasks in the hours you’ve been there

this was certainly not a bad birthday though, arguing with ari is one of your favorite pastimes

and this birthday certainly did not disappoint

jake jensen

you and the rest of your team decided to go to a little retro arcade for the first half of the night

you spent way more time than necessary watching jake attempt to beat the high score of some random game

after giving up on beating the highest score on a pac-man machine, jake decided to attempt to win you a prize on the claw machine

like, $20 and a few annoyed humans in line behind him later, it was still nothing

when jake finally gave up, the next person in line won the soft and plushy elephant you had your eye on

and while your back was turned, he may or may not have paid off its rightful owner in order to get it with you

it was too sweet of a gesture for you to even try to be annoyed with jake

a bit later, you decided to partake in a game of laser tag which was going on in the same building

this was fine and dandy buuuut

everyone on your team treated every mission (real or fictional) like the end of the world

this made for a few very interesting matches

jake nearly trampled a child more than one time

good thing everyone was required to sign a waiver before playing

a custody battle over which team got to have cougar seemed to be a consistent theme during the night

when you were on different teams, you couldn’t help but notice that jake was getting a little too much pleasure out of shooting you

it was fine because you were equally enthusiastic about shooting him

you were eventually booted from the game when an employee claimed you were all being too rough

at some point you lost the elephant

but luckily for you, you found it before you went home

you were going to keep that elephant forever

johnny storm

you were genuinely convinced that johnny forgot your birthday

he did not bring it up ONCE the whole day

you’re actually kind of hurt for a while and get all in your head

johnny gets the silent treatment 🙄 (but he deserves it)

you decide to stop moping and go out, since it issss your birthday

you do your makeup and put on a skimpy little dress

as you leave your room and start enter the communal portion of the baxter building, johnny stops you and checks you out

he’s like “where are you going????”

and you’re like “out 😐”

and he’s like “are you sure? 🤨”

and you’re like yes duh

then he gestures to the side really quickly and you’re kinda confused then a whole bunch of people pop out and start cheering for your birthday

you’re kinda embarrassed that you spent so much of the day moping but you quickly get over it because you love a good party

by the time that most of your guests are gone, you force johnny to take you out to the club

and of course you warn him not to ever pull a stunt like that again

lucas lee

he forgot it was your birthday

#steve rogers x reader #ransom drysdale x reader #andy barber x reader #frank adler x reader #jake jensen x reader #johnny storm x reader #lucas lee x reader #ari levinson x reader #headcanon #chris evans x reader

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multivstx · 3 years

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Karate Kid/Cobra Kai survey

Thanks for the tag!! I’m currently avoiding my school work. So this is perfect @ceruleangold🥳 and thanks @macchios for the tag!! <3

It’s the year 2021 and you’re obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?:

Who wouldn’t wanna obsess over karate boys!?!

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?:

I grew up with the Jaden Smith one lol, which I know is forbidden to talk about and I can totally understand why. The OGs are where it’s at and CK literally comes from it!! But in a way kinda, but not really I don’t know. I did love it and actually did karate as a kid. So if I did see the OG i would have deff been as obsessed as i’am now.

My mom however did see it in theaters so i was destined to see it eventually, even tho i’m mad at the fact that for some reason didn’t care for it too much, but little did she know she would have a daughter who obsesses over it everyday and acts like an overprotective mother to a fictional character. and ship the two main characters lol.

We gotta do the basics. Favorite character:

do i really need to answer this?! obvi johnny and miguel. i love them so much. they just carry the whole show. truly the best thing to come out of the movies.

but ig for the random people who see this here u go lol:

robby keene, daniel larusso, demetri, moon, (terry silver and kreese as “bad guys” ik they’re bad but as characters *chefs kiss* make it interesting)

Favorite ship:

LAWRUSSO SUPREMACY ofc

but tbh literally none of the romantic ships we were given. maybe a little of robby/sam because of me being so into lawrusso and family stuff. but we know how it ends...

but i wouldn’t mind if robby had a bf or like if everyone was bi

Underrated character:

basically everyone but the “excusable three” aka johnny, miguel and hawk

but anthony ig, son of daniel larusso, he’s wasted potential!!

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol):

johnny x being useful

johnny x being a dad to robby

this fandom x common sense

but johnny x shannon. i deff unpop, but tanner wanted to see them. i also want robby to have his family. so yes.

Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?:

Wax On, Wax Off.

my miyagi-do heart is big

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?:

that outfit where he says “get off my case” he’s wearing camo pants and a i forgot lol. i just never understood the fit, but i dig.

Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver:

Bobby ofc, love him!! also needs to sweep johnny’s leg again he didn’t hit his head hard enough.

Scene that lives in your head rent-free:

Every Lawrusso scene. ever.

Every Robby scene. He’s just a little of everything and I love it!!

“You’re a pathetic loser” -> “Did you sense I was here” -> “It’s my fcking dad” -> “Next time you won’t get back up” -> “I like the heat”-> “Ooo it’s cold!”

The kid who's wearing the “future is female shirt”

Trey and Cruz roasting Johnny>>

also random af but when louie and anoosh are telling daniel how sam could become a stripper or something his face is priceless. i might have to make a gif.

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?:

they finally added him in the family photo, so i would hope so!

Pro-tip: Read Little LaRusso is a Cobra by narcissablaxk. Anthony is delightful in that story. It easily ranks in my top ten favorite fics in this fandom (thank you @klovenhooves)

I WILL READ

You live in The Valley and are forced into the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?:

Miyagi-Do for life, but wherever Robby is tbh.

What’s your training montage song?:

one nite i guess idk haha. something hip and fun.

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?:

CK and the100 oh it would be a mess...

tagging the robby keene supoprt gc!!

#cobra kai #the karate kid #lawrusso #daniel larusso #robby keene #im deff unpop here #sorry lol #like if i came off rude or mean #its just jokes #i still kinda like johnny and miguel #i don't like a lot of thier fans because they will hate on me for liking robby #tumblr yall sweet bout it #love u guys

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everyone-has-their-story · 4 years

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wtfockdown commentary with my sister: clips 1-5

You mean to tell me there is more?! Why didn’t you say this when I was depressed af after episode 10?!

Clip #1- Zoenne

Who is Senne calling? I’m confused…

ZOE!

ARE you alright? You don’t look alright

Because he loves you...duh

That sounds like a terrible agreement

They’ve been broken up for 3 months??

Aww yes a song!

He called you out, girl....he knows you too well

She’s pissed that he called her on her shit

Yes, tell him!

Hahahaha Milan I would expect nothing less, you legend

I miss him too

Awkward..

Senne don’t be so obvious! Your heart eyes are showing

Yeah that is weird

You’re looking great, keep up the exercise

Exercising sounds terrible, don’t do it Zoe

Don’t go!

Yes, hw can wait

Stayyyy!

Ofc she is looking at his instagram

YOU MISS HIM! Get back together!!

He hasn’t deleted her pics!! Yessss

Clip #2- Sander vlog

*immediately pauses to read the texts*

Robbe is so cute for asking (about Sander’s appointment)

He is very thoughtful with his word choice huh?

I MISS YOU BOTH!

Is this whole clip just them texting?

This is so cute, but so sad because they can’t see each other

..what?

PAUSE! Is Sander sending him videos?? Ahhhhh! Why are they so fucking cute...continue..

Part 1??

He’s a great tour guide

OMG! HE IS AT THE MURAL!!!

Damn right he is beautiful

He is so extra. I love him

Hell he made me fall madly in love too

Hahahaha Sander

Fuck, I miss you too!

This is so fucking cute

ahhhhh I love them

We agree..it was cute

English! I can read that!

Oh and a kiss emoji? I hate you both...my bf sucks in this quarantine if this is what other people are getting

Clip #3- Aaron/Amber

Man they really like facebook over there, huh?

Aw she looks cute

Waddup Aaron!

He knows her wardrobe?

They are kinda cute…

Is that a Pulp Fiction poster?? Wtf

Oh god Amber don’t be THAT girl..

Oh sweet lord..girl no

Aaron looks stressed

Aaron is like fuck nooooo

Followers?? It’s your friends..they know who you are dating

Amber, honey...you’re doing too much

You can see Aaron regretting this relationship already

She came on here just to tell you that LOL

Ahh no don’t kiss me Aaron

Clip #4- Zoenne texts

Is Zoe texting him?

Yes?

YES! I’m sure hahahaha

Work it Milan!

You’re killing it sir!

*dances along*

BUSTED!

You look like you’re ready to go Milan

Same, Senne, same

You love it Zoe

Me too! Even though it is awkward af

Ohhhhhh she admits she liked seeing him

What video?

Zoe! Scandalous!

Love the flirting, sounds like it’s time to get back together, eh?

This girl just called him Seppe?! Love her

So when are y’all getting back together?

Clip #5- Boy Squad

BOYS!!!!!!

Pause! Is this bitch wearing lights around his neck?? I’ve missed you Robbe. It’s been like a day, but I missed you! Okay proceed

Wtf is Jens’ background??

Moyo has his own lightshow going on

Robbe looks great..quarantine has treated him well

Shit start again, I haven’t read anything...

Where you be Aaron?

Hahahahaha the ig bio thing..they hate it

LOL Robbe! Whatcha know about Pornhub, huh?

WHAT THE FUCK!? Aaron..

I’m having sensory overload

This is fucking chaos and I would expect nothing less

ROBBE is adorable!

Love is grand? Hahaha

HA! Shots fired by Robbe

Moyo you ain’t getting some no matter what

PAUSE IT!!!! Does Robbe have a fucking earring???? Holy shit. You also paused it on him smiling ...RIP to me. Put that picture on my tombstone. **plays video**

Say no to drugs kids

Oh my god...he did that? Robbe is too sweet (giving up the weed)

You bought a what?!

Jens has apparently recently taken up gardening

Oh boy the Robbe laugh is back...gonna try to bottle that shit up and sell it for profit

Ahhhhhh the ringtone is back!!

SANDER!

He said fuck all y’all my bf is calling, peace out losers

Aaron! Dude whatttttt

Say hi to Sander for me!!

Yeah Aaron..Pornhub! Sure, do that!

Fucking hell Jens...stop with the toothpaste!!

If you think I’m not watching Robbe again, then you would be incorrect…**starts clip again**

#wtfock #kennedy watches wtfock

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kae-karo · 5 years

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lmao so i thought someone asked for an analysis of the gwf vid like i could’ve sworn i had that ask so y’all just have to deal with me posting it anyway here ya go lads golf gone sexual™: the final edition

the fucking. the pirate outfits. the. i’m. i don’t. i can’t. (x) ‘left over from somewhere’

fucking phil ‘u lost ur stick last time i think’ yeah phil sure yeah sure okay buddy

‘choke me daddy festive edition’ @ dan pls stop

what cuties i love them just not actually knowing what they’re doing and messing it up and these awkward long pauses before they burst into a fit of giggles i love them

why did they even bring up the ‘winter update’ like it had no relevance??

crinkly boye

don’t worry i can host dan what are u even on about

phil out here coming up with a great vid name (yo ho ho) and they went with battle for the booty smh that says everything u ever need to know abt dnp

wow even in this year of 2018 we got yet another ur mum joke (and phil’s right we do love kath)

@ dan pls stop ur bf from making weird hand gestures okay that’s,,,,,it’s unnecessary

hi they cute

‘u absolute twit nipple’ how on earth does that still sound so fond what the fuck

and another ur mum joke wow i just,,,,wow

the way dan says ‘oh my god that was good’ like. he never sounds like that??? it’s a good sound he should sound like it more often idk it’s like soft and genuine in a sort of ‘wow i did okay??’ kinda cute surprised way??

‘stop talking about how close this is’ dan,,,,,,really u thought that was bad??? really??? really?????

phil’s deep-voiced yarr and dan’s literal only reaction being that he should’ve made a pun out of it leads me to believe philip does that deep voice often enough that dan is entirely unfazed and idk how i feel abt that

‘just bounced off the rim that’s how i like to play it, don’t go in, just bounce off it’ that cheeky fuckin smile daniel please can u not

lmao the pirate outfit is unlucky hm

hi i love dan’s lil trying-not-to-smile-but-just-about-to-smile smile when he’s staring at phil it makes me happy

how did they spend ten minutes (okay ten full seconds) trying to figure out the name of the wheel

dan: makes f/phat booty pun, phil: ‘they’re just filled with ass they’re not even coins’

same dan

important content

ik everyone’s said it by now but dan’s choice of adjective was great and i’m here for it (’gaily jumping off the ship’)

dan’s lil smile when phil’s ‘gaily adjusting his stance’

dimply boye

how does phil just blatantly ignore ‘phil’s edging us guys’ like idk i mean i hyperfocus too but like damn they really must just talk about that kind of stuff on a regular basis bc u don’t just tune that out y’know

phil’s distracted ‘that is so much ass’

‘yarrs’ carries the same energy as when dan made the ‘ain’t no gravy up in this kitch’ joke in the bunny biscuits vid and stared at phil and waited for his joke to be acknowledged

my kink is dan looking hilariously fond abt phil making bad sex-related comments (’it’s a strap-on’)

hey phil u know if u swear in another language it’s still swearing right?

did dan just absolutely commit to the harder flag?? without saying anything abt it? even though he lost?

phil just. out here. purposely almost-swearing. we stan

ik i saw this joke elsewhere but phil ur literally staring at a posh pirate mmkay b

i just wanna know what was going through dan’s head with ‘oingo boingo i’m a dick’ bc like. u okay there b??

ye dan we know ur geometry skills are quite lacking but glad the whole reference thing just keeps on coming up

‘they’re gonna do an exam about me and everyone’s gonna get an A star’ i mean that’s living in the phandom isn’t it? We all aspire to be phil trash, even though only One can hold the ultimate title

okay like take five seconds and take a step back they’re literally just playing golf i love how stupidly competitive they get it’s adorable

‘oh dear’ makin a comeback

plankspank.com why are they like this (at least phil didn’t buy the domain this time)

danny u have picked up ur husband’s habit of making a cawing noise whenever u get a birdie

why does he do this

physically in pain

fucking hell dan why do u have to make this so goddamn sexual i didn’t ask for this i didn’t want u talkin bout how it was a slow one and u put it in and jfc look i read phanfiction for a reason i don’t actually wanna know what ur sex life is like okay

britney spears references wow is it 2010 again or is that just all the foreplay golf,,,,,play,,,,,

dan,,,,,,,,

re: the tentacle: ‘that is gonna be right,,,,somewhere’ dan we got it u did not have to add ‘right in the poop deck’ and ur fucking noise okay we did Not need that

i lied earlier my kink is dan saying he cannot believe smth

this is just becoming a masterpost of all the weird faces dan makes

‘it’s part of the loser station for idiots who get everything wrong’ ???? dan help i can’t tell are u a seven y.o child who makes up mean insults when u lose or a twenty-seven year old adult who makes sex jokes n innuendos bc this vid is giving me mixed vibes

🎶🎶there she goes, there she goes again🎶🎶

awwwww matching nerds

dan n his fuckin squeaky i’m-making-fun-of-u voice

‘some people are just skilled booty raiders’ #dantops2k18

Important Dan Fact™ if u can see his lil corner of his mouth u can bet u could see his dimple on the other side and i’m suing bc we can’t see it

why did it take them like 3 tries to figure out they had to time it with the cannons i mean it’s like they’ve never played a vid game in their lives

bite it danny boy u know u want to u also know if it were the other way round phil would’ve bitten at dan’s finger

more dan face

phil absolutely going off topic with ‘sometimes i want to explore with fashion’ and dan’s immediate ‘oh do u now phil lmao’

‘so many textures out there’ he cute

i mean dan cute too but phil cute for sayin it

we stan boyfriends with literally the same brain whining abt lazy rivers and rude kids

hi sorry i just love watching phil when dan’s talking bc he pays so much attention like he used to not do that (back in the day) but like he just really turns and focuses on dan now and it makes me happy

i know we all adore dan’s ‘shut up’ but it always gives me life hearing phil tell dan to shut up

fond daniel

also phil’s super cute soft natural voice when he’s talking about how he keeps saying ‘watch this’

has phil ever gotten this frustrated with gwf lmao

‘bollocks’ as if that’s a thing they say

just kiss him phil goddamn i mean u wanna win right what better way to throw him off his game

why did maximum yeet have to become a thing i s2g

‘why am i helping’ bc u have absolutely no willpower and u want phil to be happy bc it makes u happy that’s why

why,,,,,,,why does everything satisfying have to be sexual phil, why. just. why. and then? golf gone sexual? as if that’s not a better title for the goddamn vid than ‘battle for the booty’ at least it’s accurate??? ‘battle for the booty’ i expect them dueling irl over who gets to top next or some shit that is why u call a vid ‘battle for the booty’

dan,,,,,,pls let ur bf make the weird noises okay

hi sorry what the Fuck is this

is that meant to be a monkey or some shit like what???????

that is a skeleton pirate thing what the hell

why does he have such a long face

idk they cute when they look at each other like they're like having a serious convo even tho they aren’t (although i wouldn’t be shocked if making puns is an important point of communication between them)

also fun fact i heard phil saying ‘jewel’ for the first like five times instead of duel

phil, realizing he’s said something he shouldn’t have

a cute

hi once again i love them

phil doing his face covering thing why does he always look at least 3x cuter when he’s doing it whilst staring at dan

‘i got the octopus, he’s gonna marry me, we’re gonna have tentacle hooked babies with parrots on the crib’

same dan same

and then he turns around n says ‘spank me with a plank and call me poopy susan’ wtf is wrong with them

‘u love a good tentacle don’t u’ show me where i asked

dan, actually considering how that would feel with all the tentacles:

how did they go from phil saying ‘you love a good tentacle’ to saying ‘(you/we) should get some of those’ to dan saying ‘no, you shouldn’t’ like uhm. wot

this

#dnp #dan and phil #dapg #danandphilgames #phan #golf with friends #pirate edition #vid analysis #moonshine gifs #kt #and yes to the person that asked for an analysis for the heartthrob vid #that's coming give me like ten mins lmao

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beandraws · 5 years

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50 questions tag!

Tagged by @g-exo and @jongin-be-my-jagi thank you💖

1) what takes up most of your time?

The internet

2) what makes your day better?

Seeing my friends and when everyone is in a good mood and there’s no arguments or stress

3) what’s the best thing that happened to you today?

My friend who’s on my bus got hit in the head with a kindergartners lunch box 😂 we died

4) what fictional place would you like to go?

Hogwarts or narnia the magic would be amazing💕💕

5) are you good at giving advice?

When I know that the person I’m talking to will listen and take in the advice then yes. If it’s someone that Ik won’t listen to me I won’t try.

6) do you have any mental illness?

7) have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

Nope

8) what musician inspired you most?

I’m not sure I don’t really think about stuff like that and I wouldn’t know how they inspired me ????

9) have you ever fallen in love?

Being 15 I’d say no.

10) what’s your dream date?

Something comfortable and casual. Sitting watching a movie would be nice🥰

11) what do others notice about you?

I don’t talk often. My math class has a game going trying to get me to talk to them

12) what is an annoying habit you have?

Believing everyone hates me

13) do you still talk to your first love?

Since I don’t have a first love it’ll be first “bf” which was not a bf cause it was 4th grade but whatever. We don’t talk he dumped me cause I wasn’t blonde told me to dye my hair if I wanted him back and then he moved away a year later. :)

14) how many ex’s do you have?

I’ve had one real relationship but 3

15) how many songs are in your playlist?

1000+

16) what instruments can you play?

I used to play piano and I know one song still

17) who do you have the most pictures of?

My best friend and Jongin

18) where would you like to go before you die?

California, Korea, Alaska, Japan, Hawaii, and everywhere else I can

19) what is your zodiac?

Aquarius ♒️

20) do you relate to it?

Sometimes? Sometimes it’s not me at all but for the most part yes

21) what is happiness to you?

Not everything in You’re life may be perfect but being in that moment right then you are happy with yourself in that one moment you’re happy

22) are you going through anything rn?

No just a little stressed about my sister but it’s all good

23) what’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?

Dating someone after knowing how much of a jerk he was

24) what’s your favorite store?

Marshall’s or hot topic

25) what’s your opinion on abortion?

I don’t like it but it’s the moms choice ig. But if it has a heartbeat it’s a living baby don’t kill it. Adoption is always an option.

26) do you keep a bucket list?

In my head😁

27) do you have a favorite album?

Uh exo love shot ig those are some good songs

28) what do you want for your birthday?

Stuff to decorate my room 🤗

29) what are most people’s first impression of you?

They think my hair is pretty I think? That’s what I get from a lot of strangers

30) what age do you seem according to most people?

No one ever guesses so I have no idea

31) where do you keep you phone when you’re sleeping?

On the floor next to me, my bed or on my nightstand

32) what word do you say the most?

Probably why

33) what’s the oldest age you would date?

it depends on my age like when I’m older I can see 10 yrs older is max but rn like 2-3

34) what’s the youngest age you would date?

1 but I prefer older🤷‍♀️

35) what job/ career do people say would suit you?

Artist ig💕

36) what’s you favorite music genre?

Anything but screamo and country

37) if you could live in any country in the world where would you live?

Murica 🇺🇸🇺🇸

38) what is your current favorite song?

Twit- hwasa and thirsty- mckay ft wutan

39) how long have you had this blog?

2 years

40) what are you excited for?

Summer

41) are you a better talker or listener?

Listener I don’t like talking that much

42) what is the last productive thing you did?

Walked to class??

43) what do you want for Christmas?

I’m not sure maybe some laptop/ mirror stickers

44) what class do you get the best grades in?

Art and biology

45) on a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling rn?

7/10

46) what can you see yourself doing in 10 years?

Traveling I’d say and hopefully art and maybe with a boy🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

47) when was your first heart break?

When my boyfriend in middle school broke up with me and two days later he had a new date in his insta bio and it was before we broke up so I found out he cheated on me. :) he’s a player and still to this day tries to get back with me so I blocked him :)))

48) at what age do you want to get married?

When I’m totally sure I’m in love

49) what career did you want as a child?

A kindergarten teacher or a singer

50) what do you crave rn?

Nothing at the moment I just ate so I’m all good

I’ll tag @loser-dot-com @annyeongbaekhyunnie @guillotineyg @exoplvnet don’t worry if you’ve already done it I’m sorry 🙈

#tag game #mutuals💕#thank you ayesha💖💖#thank you e💖💖

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ceaselesswatchboy · 7 years

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@dr-camerongoodkin didn’t tag anyone but Emma I’m pretending you tagged me because I’m a loser and I want to do it.

RULES: you must answer 92 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST 1. Drink: green tea 2. Phone call: my dad 3. Text: “That’s me” under the picture of that actor smoking and he looks super upset 4. Song you listened to: I Got You Babe - Etta James 5. Time you cried: watching Book of Henry? I think, bad movie but it make me cry 6. Dated someone twice: yes, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it (I’ve done it twice and it wasn’t good either time 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: um, my ex was really bad at making out. like- really fucking bad 8. Been cheated on: I think so? I don’t know the situation actually, he said his girlfriend was okay with it so I may have been the side hoe... 9. Lost someone special: I want to meet the person who can say no to this 10. Been depressed: BINCH right now!!! Gotten drunk and thrown up: been drunk, haven’t thrown up

LIST 3 FAV COLOURS (12-14): burgundy, yellow, light blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: rekindled some old ones, created the best friend group ever (Jayda, Tayvon, Vai), and started talking to mutuals!!! and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me!!! 16. Fallen out of love: she’s straight and she’s problematic, I’m good with it 17. Laughed until you cried: every time I talk to Vai oh my god we ain’t even funny 18. Found out someone was talking about you: my school is the worst with this shit, so always 19. Met someone who changed you: everyone you meet changes you, even if it’s just a small way, you are all the people you know 20. Found out who your friends are: Y E S and it’s so good 21. Kisses someone on your Facebook list: what’s a facebook

GENERAL 22. How many of your fb friends do you know irl: ???????? 23. Do you have any pets: two cats, they’re perfect boys and I love them more than myself 24. Do you want to change your name: nope 25. What did you do for your last bday: made my family leave me alone, went swimming, bought books 26. Time you woke up: fuck, I don’t know, I didn’t sleep that much, 8:30???? 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably rubbing Vai’s back 28. Name something you can’t wait for: my APES class 29. Last time u saw ur mom: an hour ago? 30. Last time u saw ur best friend: we had dinner together 31. What were u listening to rn: H3 podcast #8 32. Have u ever talked to a person named tom: probably

33. Something that is getting on ur nerves: THE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SCARY AND PUT ME AND MY LOVES IN DANGER

34. Most visited website: tumblr

35- 37: three fav albums!! Melodrama - Lorde, hopeless fountain kingdom - Halsey, Tidal - Fiona Apple

38: Hair colour: brown, but the ends are dyed blonde right now 39: Long or short hair: short, short, short, short, short 40. Do u have a crush on someone: yesssssssss 41. What do u like about ur self: I’m a good big sister, I think 42. Piercings: double piercings in my ears 43. Blood type: I’m not sure and my mom won’t tell me 44. Nickname: Nat, Duke, Noodles 45. Relationship status: hmu 46. Zodiac: gemini 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Fav tv show: the 100, or parks and rec, I also love it’s always sunny 49. Tattoos: one, on my ribs 50. Right or left handed: right 51. Surgery: nope 52. piercing: I want to get my nose pierced 53. Sport: this has to be a joke, right? 54. Hobby: writing, amateur historian 55. Vacation: don’t remind me that this ends

56. Instrument: clarinet

MORE GENERAL 57. Eating rn: nothing 58. Drinking rn: green tea 59. I’m about to: moodboards or writing, probably 60. I just: I am not going to go ahead and not say that 61. Waiting for: the chance to move out 62. Want to: go to my favorite pizza place 63. Get married: dude, get me a partner first 64. Career: dream is to be an author (non-fiction history or adult fiction) but more likely I’ll end up being a high school/middle school history teacher, and that would be good too

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: I WANT KISSES AND HUGS 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: all of my friends (other than maya) are taller than me 68. Older or younger: ....older... 69. i give up man: 69 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: if a boy has nice arms I’m fucked 71. (yall come up with it u got this << fine i’m making my own) clouds or stars? neither? I like plants 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship, you know what’s sexy? making dinner together and being super cute and normal 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: reckless person who does a lot of research, I like to know my chance of dying before I do the thing

HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a stranger: I wish 75. Drank hard liquor: yes, and it’s not great 76. Lost glasses/contacts: when I was little 77. Turned someone down: oh yeah, that’s an interesting story 78. Sex on the first date: maybe if given the chance 79. Broken someone’s heart: when I was young 80. Had ur heart broken: let’s not bring this up 81. Been arrested: fun fact, almost 82. Cried when someone died: not when I found out, but yeah, after 83. Fallen for a friend: yep yep yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 84. Yourself: in what situation? saving my sister from a burning building - yes, finishing my homework - fuck no 85. Miracles: not really 86. Love at first sight: like at first sight 87. Santa Claus: my mom ruined it when I was eight so I would help her buy stuff for my sister 88. Kiss on the first date: boy I’ll kiss in the first hour 89. Angels: nope

OTHER 90. Current bf’s name: HAH 91. Eye Colour: blueish 92. Fav movie: something fucking weird idk

tagging: @fen-ha-fuck-you @shmaiva @youleftme-clarke @stilllookingforklaroline @aspeckof-stardust @starkdelinquents @montysmoon

#tagged #I wasn't but whatever I was bored

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petalparker · 2 years

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ONLINE PDA [MCU! P. PARKER SMAU]

Face Claim: Shin Ryujin, so reader is of Korean/East Asian descent.

Pronouns Used: She/Her

Warning(s): Swearing

Disclaimer: All media content is used for FICTIONAL and ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.

[ NEXT | THIRD | FOURTH ⟩

[PROFILES]

[POSTS]

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y/nbabyyy the blurriness is part of the aesthetic

p.parker my ‼️ gf ‼️ is ‼️ cooler ‼️ than ‼️urs ‼️

↳ flashthompson don't u mean ur gf is cooler than u?

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mjhatesu wow that's my lover right there

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p.parker flashthompson tnx for the mug ig

flashthompson psa: this was NOT consensual. it was COERCED.

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y/nbabyyy MY nerd <3

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y/nbabyyy my favorite person 🥰 oh... peter's there too ig

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p.parker wait... what ⁉️

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p.parker but did your girlfriend get u planet-themed chocolates ⁉️ that's what i thought

nedleedsleads bettybrant 🥺👉👈

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harryosborn y/nbabyyy "thank you harry for the recommendation" "thank you harry for the help"

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y/n.babyyy p.parker ur hands are warm /pos

flashthompson is this code for "penis parker's hands are sweaty as fuck"?

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mjhatesu disgusting... continue

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p.parker am i a bad boyfriend for helping her bleach her hair the night before classes?

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y/nbabyyy it's true love when i still love p.parker even tho he rolls his croissants like this 🤢

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