#I fucking wish

[drewstarkeyslut]

POV

you are dating Drew and this is just a glimpse into your camera roll❣️

#drew starkey #camera roll #i fucking wish #daydreaming again #boyfriend material #husband material #loml

[vintagepresley]

Me & Elvis 🤭

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis fandom #I fucking wish #in another life I was one of these lucky girls 😭

[thefriendwhowantsu]

Get in the back. Daddy needs you now.

#daddy's good girl #daddy k!nk #gentle daddy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #bd/sm dom #daddy knows best #gentle domination #daddys little fuck toy #daddy’s babygirl #sexualdesire #sexy content #sexy tease #so hot and sexy #so fucking sexy #great breasts #mine #cock sucking lips #suckable nips #daddy’s good girl #i fucking wish #short skirt #sun dress #no pantys #give it to me #wet pu$$y

[impernious]

Hey! So I'm super new to Tumblr, please be kind.

I'm a tabletop rpg designer. I develop games and do freelance writing. Most of my current work is with Onyx Path, but I've done some stuff with Magpie, Green Ronin, and JWP (back when that was still a thing).

Things you might have read and not realized I was involved:

Exalted: Essence (I wrote the social and combat mechanics) The Trinity Continuum (I developed the mechanics for the Core and Aeon, and I developed Adventure!, I also wrote on a ton of other books like Assassins) Avatar Legends (I wrote the Kyoshi era adventure in the companion) Werewolf: The Apocalypse 20th (I wrote on a couple of supplements for this) Mage: The Awakening 2e (I wrote the magic system for the core book) Vampire: The Requiem 2e (I developed almost all the supplements for this before Paradox stopped approving things)

If you want to see a full (not at all up to date) listing of my work, you can find it at my freelance website.

#ttrpg dev #ttrpg #ttrpg community #indie ttrpg #tabletop roleplaying #roleplaying game #developer #but not the software kind #no I haven't written for video games #I fucking wish #I'm also now currently making my own game! #It's called At the Gates #I'll probably post more about it in the future #when NDA stuff allows me

[anamazingangie]

The night they reunited Rhaenyra was washing the day away - the good and bad, when Daemon came to her rooms.

Unfortunately the tub was not big enough for two, but he didn't mind watching instead of partaking.

[neither of them needed warm water to feel hot in each others presence]

Favorite House of the Dragon | Season One Scenes 33/?

Edits by me, AmazingAngie. Photos from here.

#angie edits #rhaenyra x daemon #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targeryan #deleted scene #outtake #i fucking wish #daemyra #bath scene #house of the dragon #hotd

[macaulaytwins]

diversity win! your best friend turned arch nemesis who wants to kill you but is also the only person in the world who has ever seen you is asexual!

#eli ever to the foyer #I’ve got a surprise for you #vicious #victor vale #eli ever #victor x eli #eli cardale #v e schwab #dark academia #books #asexual #diversity win #gay #homoerotic #arch nemesis #lovers to enemies #enemies to lovers #I fucking wish #ace #vengeful #book post #dark academia books

[saintavangeline]

This is literally the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me btw.

#peter steele #oh my god?? #i fucking wish #type o negative

[morgansplace]

I don't care I'll keep calling Lasko's listener "dear" because ♡

#i love it #redacted lasko #redacted dear #i fucking wish #redacted asmr #redacted audio

[christarfield]

astral projecting to a Roger Dean painting. see y’all later

#eels thought of the day #i fucking wish

[herequeerexitentialfear]

self discovery/realizations through ocs was funny the first few times but please can it stop<3 life im begging you!! its not funny anymore!!

#so i figured out Celia's gender or should i say why she presents the way she does #and i wish it was genderfluidity or genderqueerness #i fucking wish #i uh. may be a lil more affected by something than i realized #and may not be the gender i thought i was #im like fine i just need to process this #i will be fine i just need to process & figure out what it means

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

You know when you forget you convinced your mum to name her two favourite garden crows after certain characters and then she makes your heart stop for a moment…………………………….

#I FUCKING WISH #I NEED CASSIAN AND AZRIEL HERE RIGHT NOW #TODAY HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL DAY #I HAD MY VAGINA POKED AND PRODDED FOR ALMOST AN HOUR #AND NOT EVEN IN THE FUN WAY

[cuddlyjongho]

just imagine he sent you this photo saying that he’s bored and he can’t wait to see you later 😩😩😩

#ateez #atiny #choi san #in my dreams #i fucking wish

[arrowsbane]

Set to the music of Hamilton. Voiced by one of the 501st.

“Ladies and gentlemen!”

The reel opens on the view of empty space, seen from a star destroyer.

(Here comes the General!)

In the background, there is muffled laughter, as the camera slowly pans across the control panels of the bridge.

“The moment you've been waiting for!”

The camera moves over a troop of Clones in full armour, standing to attention.

(Here comes the General!)

It pans over a Jedi’s lightsaber, set carefully atop a powered down holotable.

“The pride of the Temple!”

It moves down, across the floor, and up a pair of leather boots, up the legs of the robes until it reaches the torso.

(Here comes the General!)

Its Anakin. His head is tilted back, and his eyes are closed. He’s asleep.

“Anaki—“

Anakin snores. You hear Ahsoka’s voice.

“Oh for kriffs sake”

The door at the back opens. Its Obi Wan.

“What is going on here?”

The feed cuts.

#star wars #clone wars #ahsoka #501st #anakin #obi wan #if the gar had social media #fake vine #i fucking wish #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #hamilton #hamilton musical #incorrect quotes #sort of #incorrect star wars quotes

[campoverlook-if]

Can you make the same prompt for Oliver as you did to Lucas and Ezra please?

After thirty years, I’ve finally answered this ask. Apologies anon, please accept this extra long text as my offering to you. (I’msoserious this is so long for no reason, I just started writing and kept going...)

OLIVER - You and Oliver are hanging around the lodge, away from the rest of the camp…

The sound of Mr. Adams guitar softly fades the farther you and Oliver travel away from the big campfire. The group camaraderie was nice, but sometimes you just wanted a little peace and quiet.

Usually you could find it by one of the smaller campfires where the counselors gathered in  groups together, with some of the older campers joining up with them to get away from the singing and storytelling. But tonight, you wanted to be alone with just Oliver, and he wasn’t going to deny your request.

“So where are we going?” He asks as you walk along the dirt path. But you don’t answer, giving him a little smile as you led him up the small hill towards the lodge.

The lodge was empty at this time of night, all the volunteers having already left for town and the Adams over by the campfire. Normally, nobody was allowed in the lodge after hours like this, but if nobody knew, who would it really hurt?

The two of you step in from the back door, the windowed door creating the only source of light into the room as the moon gazed down on it. “This place is real creepy at night,” Oliver says, walking over to a nearby lamp. Its light baths a small part of the lodge, making it easier for the two of you to find the couch.

The two of you flop down on the couch, claiming opposite ends to lean on the arm rests. Oliver gets nice and comfortable in his seat, a mischievous glint dancing in his eyes. “We’re all alone.” He wiggles his eyebrows seductively, you think.

You chuckle, “You know what that means, right?” Oliver raises an eyebrow at your question, waiting for you to continue. “Means you can drop the act now, at least around me.”

Oliver's expression changes instantly when you speak, his face falling. He sits there in silence for a moment, and you worry that you may have said something wrong. But the look in his eyes tells you otherwise.

It's quiet as he ponders your words, wondering if you said them to be mean or if you were sincere. But you just give him an encouraging smile, showing that you meant what you said.

Finally he lets go of his relaxed demeanor. His body grows tight and strained, his face entering into a scowl that you’ve grown slightly familiar with these past few weeks. “What the fuck does Asher have against me?” he asks, his tone irritated.

“What?” That was definitely not what you were expecting to come out of his mouth. Complaining about the campers, that was his usual topic.

Sure, he's thought about how to make a counselor like him before, but you and him hang out with Asher every day. With the stuff going on in the woods you had too. So where was this coming from?

Oliver narrows in on your confusion. “Asher, don’t tell me you haven’t noticed?” Oliver seems annoyed that you’re not exactly understanding what the problem seems to be, so he keeps on, trying to explain. “It’s like… every time they see me they have something to say. And they don’t even say a lot.”

“What exactly are we talking about here?” you ask, trying to be as understanding as possible. Even though you really don’t understand. “I haven’t noticed Asher treating you any differently.”

Oliver snorts, “Yeah, cause you’re too busy hanging off of Ezra’s every word.”

You tense up at that. Why would he bring that up? You thought you were over that by now. "I don–"

“Or Kairi’s,” Oliver continues, “Don’t get me started on her…” Oliver starts shaking his left knee in agitation, and you stare at it with worry etched across your face. You had no idea Oliver had been worrying about this. Just what kind of conversations were he and Asher having when you weren’t around?

“Regret asking yet?” Oliver asks, catching you out of your thoughts. You look up at him and see the scowl has been switched with a quiet smile.

You roll your eyes at his flip-flopping, you didn’t regret asking about his feelings. Just hated how he talked about the others like that. “You really think Asher doesn’t like you?” you finally ask.

Oliver shrugs, seeming to genuinely consider his dilemma for the first time. "I don't know... Why do you like me?"

“No way, not answering that,” you say instantly. You look away, but it's too late. Oliver's already back to that stupid charming smile of his. He moves closer to you, but you turn back to glare at him. “No. Your ego is already huge.”

“Not huge enough.” He’s sitting right next to you now, nudging his shoulder against yours playfully. “Come on, tell me.”

But you weren't going to be convinced so easily. You looked away from him again, trying to ignore the fact that he was now leaning against you.

Oliver wasn’t going to take that disrespect. He scooted away a little bit and you felt disappointment flood through you. That was until Oliver leaned around and dropped his head onto your lap.

"What are you doing?" You couldn't resist; you put your hands on trying to maintain the contact you had before, one hand stroking his hair and the other cradling his head. It felt a bit embarrassing how easily it came to you, but Oliver didn't seem to mind the attention.

“Waiting,” Oliver looks up at you briefly before closing his eyes and letting out a content sigh. “I can sit here all night if it means you confess.”

You chuckled at his childishness. Oliver mostly acted like this because he wanted to be perceived a certain way. But you knew him better now, this behavior was just Oliver being Oliver. “Well, I have a group of teenagers who have a bedtime.”

“Sucks for them.” You flick him on his forehead, but he just smiled again, totally immune to your attempt. After a few silent minutes passed, you watch Oliver settle again, trying to get a little more comfortable in your lap. Your hands stay in the same position, but you slowly rub his forehead with your thumb.

It’s hard for you to think about your feelings for him. You’ve only known each other for such a short amount of time, but you already feel like he’s the one for you. Which is a pretty insane thing to be deciding on at your young age.

There was no guarantee you would see each other after summer ended. Oliver would go back to living in Gailin down the freeway and you’d be getting on a plane and leaving the state. You could call, but how long would that last? Oliver was charming, not exactly friendly, but people weren’t afraid to get close to him. It would be so easy for his eyes to wander.

Even worse, all the stuff happening at camp made you worry for his safety. Oliver could take care of himself, you knew that, but that didn’t mean you were never worried. You wished you were in the same cabin as him, then maybe your heart wouldn’t tighten up every time you had to say goodbye at night.

You’ve never felt any of this stuff before. Why did you like him?

You lift your other hand then, setting it on his cheek tenderly. Oliver opens his eyes slightly and gives you a lazy smile. You're pretty sure he's almost asleep by now, but you say it anyway.

“When I’m with you, I feel like I have the whole world in my hands.”

Oliver blinks up at you, maybe he hadn’t heard you? Then, he shifts his body and sits up a bit, wrapping his arms around your torso. He lets out a relieved sigh and squeezes you tighter than he ever has before. "Thank you," he whispers.

You stay there a little longer until you feel his breathing even out. Eventually, he falls asleep, nestled against you on the lodge’s couch. It's not the most comfortable position for you, but you didn’t mind.

Checking the time on your phone, you decide you’re willing to be late getting the kids back together. You lean back and close your own eyes. Guess you’ll just have to take the lecture from the Adams.

#camp overlook #asks #this is just fanfiction #praise me #possibly canon?!?!?! #i fucking wish

[kanelia]

you are a combat soldier fully fitted with state of the art american body armor and weapons. you have numbers on your side. you and your buddy have been firing at a 15 yr old in reboks and dirty cargo shorts. no shirt. the kid throws a rock at your buddys head, smoking him instantly. you pull his limp body to relative safety and begin to attempt cpr. you know it wont work. you pull your head up from his now cold lips, you can feel his blood on your helmet. you watch the light fade from his once blue eyes and you know in that moment what to do. you pull out the sterilized sample cup from your sack and undo your comrades pants. youre not sure if you have enough time, or if a 12 yr old girl with a deadly stick will attack in your vulnerable state, but you position your head between his legs anyways, knowing his pure soldiers jizz is mere moments away from becoming unviable. you take his soft meat into your mouth and let your specialized cum retrieval IDF training take over. soon your fallen comrade, the man who went into basic with you, the best man at your wedding, is blowing his load directly into your mouth, tears streaming down urself. his last orgasm and hes too dead to enjoy it. quickly you move your head away, capturing what you can in your sterile cup. you wipe tears and cum from your face and put away the jar. you dont dare move his body, you know it wont make it back to homebase, you stand up to walk away. a 15 yr old in adidas and cargo shorts hits you in the head with a rock. your comrade sees you go down, and se knows the drill. in your final moments, you hope u hang on long enough to feel his tongue on your meat

This is hilarious.

In order to think this bad fanfiction (you obviously wrote with one hand despite trying to project your disgust) works as an insult towards me you must believe a) everyone noticing antisemitism and thinking it is wrong must be secretly from Israel and most likely an IDF personnel and b) I am homophobic. Why would I find gay sex offensive?

Try to do your research next time.

#i was once accused of being a mossad agent #i fucking wish #maybe then i would be paid properly #homophobia #anon hate