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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Hi darlings, sorry for being kind of absent and dragging my heels with writing, I can’t keep up with life at the minute but I’m trying my best 💕so much love ♥️

#a vague update I guess #idk does anyone else feel like they haven’t had time to just breathe recently

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Me when I lie

I love your ‘controversial’ acotar opinions because you’re always spot on and read the fandom so well 🤭got any more?

Okay, fine. Joja Siwa is the perfect person to play Feyre and all of you are too afraid to admit it 🤷🏻‍♀️

#karma’s a bitch 😔 #I should have known better 😔

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

I love your ‘controversial’ acotar opinions because you’re always spot on and read the fandom so well 🤭got any more?

Okay, fine. Joja Siwa is the perfect person to play Feyre and all of you are too afraid to admit it 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ask

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

I HAVEN'T BEEN SUPER ACTIVE WITH YOU IM SORRY IM STILL HERE AND LOVING YOU <33 I just looks through all your stuff I missed and had a good laugh with my bestie lmao

HI VELVEY ILYSM 💕💕

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

You say you’re writing a book, does it have a title?

Fist Fight at the Gloryhole

I am TOTALLY kidding, it doesn’t have a name yet, I’m horrible at naming things 😅😅

#ask #about writing

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

What do you envision Blue’s wardrobe to look like? If you have any images you’d like to share. . .💙

Hiii! I love this question! 💕

I imagine Blue’s wardrobe being very practical because of the job she does. She’s moving around a lot, so she doesn’t want to be too bothered by skirts or anything. Also, her family doesn’t have that much money, so a lot of clothes are handed down by her father and modified to fit her. These are the kinds of things I envision:

Mwah! 💕

#ask #about bluebird

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

So I somehow just NOW stumbled upon the masterpiece that is practice on me and I am in LOVE I finished it so fast. The ENDING??? BYE I can’t.

Anyway hope you’re having a wonderful week <3

Omg thank you so much, gorgeous! 💕💕🥹🥹🥹hope you have the best weekend! 💕

#ask #about practice on me

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

hi i’m just here to tell you that i love you and your writing and i just binge read all of Bluebird and it’s sincerely my FAVORITE fic i think ive ever read 💕😭

Hiii! Omfg thank you so much 😭😭that means the world to me 💕💕

#ask #about bluebird

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USERNAME APPRECIATION POST, SEND IT TO PEOPLE WHOSE USERNAMES YOU THINK ARE COOL 💗🫶

AH LUHVV YEWWW

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

okay so. get the bikini trimmer thing for the shaving.

i never cut myself down there, but i would somehow always cut my finger. 😐 like, i would cut myself through a tissue paper ffs. like the razor was my enemy no. 1

but then my parents got me the shaver a few weeks ago and like i was literally giggling while i shaved because WHATTTT

it was so quick and omgomgomg

thank you for coming to my ted talk

I’m crying at you giggling while shaving your noo-noo 😭😭😭😭

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

re: shaving ask - If you can find a salon/waxing studio that does specifically *sugaring*, which is sugar paste instead of hard wax, it is a far less painful version of hair removal for your pubic area than hard wax, and in my experience lasts longer. Does it still hurt, yes absolutely, but I take an advil or a tylenol about half an hour prior and it's not nearly as bad.

I go regularly and genuinely never shave down there anymore. Totally changed my routine and I never have to stress about a razor knicking anywhere sensitive (been there!!!)

Oooh this sounds interesting 👀I’ll have to hit up my local salons and see if they do this 👀thank you! 💕

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

I’m the anon that sent in the shaving vagina ask 😂 I use a mens razor and slather on shaving cream and take my time. Don’t rush. I would recommend using a mirror (one that has legs (?) or can stand) and using that as a guide for the inner part.

Always here for the coochie shaving tips 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Can you share an acotar headcanon of yours? If u don’t mind 💙

OOH so I firmly believe that Eris is expected/pressured to marry a female and produce an heir, but he knows that his heart isn’t exactly in it, and one day he meets a male who absolutely ignites every suppressed urge he’s ever had, and try as he might to do what’s expected of him, he would have a passionate and illicit with this male he falls in love with 😩😩😩

#ask #eris #eris headcanon #eris vanserra #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar fandom

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

https://www.instagram.com/ludde_blomqvist

why does he kind of give az vibes 🤭

He’s exactly how I imagine young Azriel in Practice On Me 😩😩😩

#ask #azriel

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

You share too much

If you’re talking about my dildo I haven’t shared that with anyone thank you very much

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

I’m sorry if this is too tmi, but I hate when I have to shave my vagina. It takes forever and my body (legs mainly) is sore afterwards from squatting and twisting like a damn bendy straw.😂 if I can ever afford it, then one day I’m getting laser hair removal. I wish I wasn’t self-conscious of body/pubic hair because it’s natural. I blame those magazines I read as a kid that told me boys don’t like hair.

I FEEL this so hard 😩😩😩shaving your pussy is a full body workout and I’ve never been able to master it so if anyone has any tips, please share because I don’t want to cut my clit again 😩😩😩

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[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Hi do you know when the next chapter of Bluebird is coming out? I loooooooove it❤️

Hiiii thank you so much! Very, very soon 😏😏💕💕

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