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stormberry-12 · 10 months

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Hellooo how are you this fine evening..

I wanted the ask if you could make one for jj where he does something that upsets the reader and she’s crying and sad and jj gets the silent treatment the whole week but he starts to cry hard and beg for her to talk to him and reader can’t help but comfort and hug him and give him all the love that she has and jj is all pouty and sad in the end

It’s fine if not <3 :)

didn't mean to ~ jj maybank x reader

pairing: JJ Maybank x Kook!Fem!Reader

warnings: language, angst, arguing, silent treatment.

notes: thxs for the request! Sorry I haven't posted in forever guys, im doing final exams at school rn and stuff. Also, sorry this is so short. But anyway, I loved this concept and also hated the way they solved JJ and Kie's fight in Season 4 so I tried to recreate it here with a better ending. Sorry, this took so long lol, much love!

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"I mean, it would all blow up anyway. You know? Like... Look at you. You got your new threads on!" JJ exclaimed. "Look at me. What do I got? This? This piece of shit?" He threw something out of frustration, panting. You looked back at his run-down house, the eviction notice nailed to the front door with bright yellow police tape crossing over it.

"Getting kicked out of this place in three weeks anyway. shit, I don't even got parents right now. Why would you care? Why would you care? I'm just some loser that..."

"JJ..."

"You don't care. No, you don't!"

"I do care!" you shouted, getting frustrated with his attitude.

"No, you got parents that live in Figure Eight, you know?"

"That's not my fault."

"That's your future." he countered walking towards the water, hand running through his hair in frustration.

"Look, if you need us, we're gonna help you. I'm... I'll help."

"No- It's that right there! Okay? Like... It's so easy for you to say that." he whirled around to face you, yelling, "You know why? Because you're a Kook. You're a Kook, Y/n!"

"Yeah... I'm a Kook. I was such a Kook when I was living in a cave with you for a month! Soaking in the Kook life!"

"That's not what I'm talking about. GOD!" he exclaimed, reaching for his bike, he swung his leg over the seat.

"Jayj, don't leave." you pleaded, the engine of his bike revved and he started to drive away,

"JJ, WHAT THE HELL?" You screamed after him, tears rolling down your face, "MAYBANK!"

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You were pissed the fuck off.

The first day after your fight you hadn't seen JJ, you cried for a couple hours, indulging in your favorite ice cream watching a sad rom-com, really getting in your feels.

Kie texted you to ask you what was up, the pogues had gone fishing that day but you never showed, to angry and sad to show your face to the world.

'Ask the blond kid,' was all you responded. you watched as her three typing bubbles flashed beneath your text.

'shit head's not here either,' she responded. 'wtf is going on,'

'fight. he called me a kook.'

'oh shit,' was all she said.

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A few days later you walked around the chateau and dug through John B's fridge, you were fully aware of JJ's presence on the couch but still continued to ignore him. It was closing in on a week since you had last uttered a word to him.

Grabbing a chilled beer you walked past JJ and to the front door.

"Y/n," he said, voice cracking.

It wasn't the first time JJ had tried to talk to you this week and once again you ignored him. You slipped your shoes on and walked out onto the porch, slamming the door behind you. You flinched at how harsh it was but brushed the feeling away as you took a sip of your drink.

You sat at the edge of JJ's hot tub, the disco lights twinkled in the water, and the beer started to make you feel nauseous. You set it down and let out a shaky breath, blinking away tears that made the colorful lights spur in all different directions.

'Oh stop it Y/n' you told yourself, you would not cry anymore over this boy, if he didn't want to date a 'kook' that was his problem.

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A long time must have passed, you had slid down fully into the hot tub finishing off your drink and basking in your own thoughts. The sun had set and the tides changed across the water.

"Go!" You heard someone on the deck grunt, you looked up to see John B pushing JJ out the door towards you locking him outside. JJ made his way down the stairs awkwardly and stood at the edge of the hot tub across from you, not getting in like he was looking for your permission.

"What do you want Maybank?" you asked quietly.

"I-uh," he sniffled and you focused closer in the dim light to see tears streaming down his face. "I made you a bracelet,"

He mumbled in the softest voice that made your heart clench and reached out to hand it to you. You looked at it closely, intricate little hearts knotted into the design, made with your favorite colors. And of course, the sea blue strings that you had told him reminded you of his eyes countless times. You didn't know what to say. Until you heard the soft sobbing coming from his lips, he thought you didn't like it.

"No, JJ..." you cooed, wrapping the bracelet around your wrist and tieing it in a crisp knot. You slid yourself through the water and stood in front of him taking in his state. He looked at you with pleading eyes and you wrapped your arms around him. He collapsed into you, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face in your shoulder. You felt butterflies in your stomach at his touch and lifted a hand to stroke his hair. God you loved this boy so much.

"I-i'm sorry," he cried, "I called you a kook, I'm such a dick, It's all my fault..."

"No, Jayj-" you whispered.

"Yes,"

"No, I am in the wrong too, shouldn't have ignored you like that," you whispered.

"But I called you a kook," he said again.

"And then I was acting like one, it was wrong,"

You stood there in silence hugging each other, you you feel his breathing slow and he recovered to look up at you.

"Please forgive me," he said.

"Always, as long as you forgive me," he nodded frantically at you causing you to giggle.

"Thank god that's over," you heard Pope say in the distance.

"Yeah, pass me one of those?" Kie said, taking a beer out of the cooler, the rest of the pogues walking toward the hot tub.

You all settle down in the warm water, JJ snuggling into your side, looking at your bracelet sweetly for the rest of the night. You kissed the top of his head, knowing what ever happed in the future you could always get through it with him.

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zhongrin · 1 year

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rin rin rin hear me out

I found out that haitham's constellation's name, vultur volans, is the ancient roman name for aquila

and that aquila borders aquarius

and I went NUTS upon reading this

IS THIS FATE??? THIS IS LITERALLY THE STARS ALIGNING WHY IS HIS CONS NEXT TO MINE WHAT

and yesterday I was brainrotting shhdfjkfldkdj but only got 5 lines of dialogue dished out lmao

for the background, I'm thinking something along the lines of:

- haitham told lumine he's proposing to you

- lumine asks him about you

- one of the things he told her about you is that you're a hydro vision bearer with the constellation aquarius (and teyvat doesn't have a general zodiac type of thing so the name's relatively unknown except to rtawahist peeps) (also it's hydro because water-bearer, what else would it be)

- lumine goes silent because she studied astronomy and she knew exactly what that means

- she said "in my homeworld, your constellations are next to each other... oh, and everyone knows her cons but not yours lol loser /j"

so yeah I think it would be really nice if I can write it out 👀 wdyt?

HFDAJFLKA COMRADE WATCH HE'LL COME HOME TO YOU IN LIKE 20 PULLS-

sobs gemini is so far from aquila i cri

the "lol loser" LMAOOOO LUMINE ILY

i am no aquarius but my mom is and i can definitely see someone with a similar personality as al haitham's s/o hsldfjskd

my bro my sis my friend DO IT the more al haitham the better. maybe if we dedicate enough fics for him he'll come home twice 🙏🏻 because clearly, i did not dedicate enough fic for zhongli that's why he was so stubborn and refused to come home yes that's clearly why it's not that my luck is bad no no no

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: kurisu 💚

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salvatoreren · 2 years

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ST4 Thoughts

Alright, apologies for those who were waiting for this, it's unlikely there would be but anyways wow what a season also please excuse my messy structure, i have too many emotions that i can't exactly type out okay so

At first I didn't like the new season, i'm not very open to seeing new characters and atmosphere

I wasn't too fond of eddie, he just gave off billy vibes, when i mean billy vibes i mean he looked scary, forceful, i didn't like his treatment towards mike and dustin, he also looked like one of those goth people or something who think they're so cool, but that quickly went away when he and chrissy had a talk, like he was so reassuring??? he was so soft to her??? I loved them, they had potential but yk she died which honestly i was not expecting,

its so funny how they just made this dude on the run during half of the season, i literally hoped the basketball team wouldn't hurt him, stranger things really does have that magic where unbearable characters that are entwined with the supernatural shit, like witness it turned out to be really likable

( ngl i expected eddie to actually perform while being in the upside down because it was in the trailer like lmao think about it)

also I liked fred too poor dude, nancy's friends just keep dying on her- and argyle just gives off hippie vibes and all so he was cool, i literally laughed at his panic during the gun scenes

dmitri turned out to be a pretty awesome character too, i love his dynamic with hopper, like i fucking hoped he wouldn't die during the demogorgon battle and also One??? JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER NAILED THAT ROLE, I LOVED HIM, I'M SO GLAD HE'S GETTING RECOGNITION LIKE AT LEAST HIS MOST KNOWN ROLE WOULD BE ONE NOT CAIUS ANYMORE

the only characters i wasnt really fond of was the basketball team and angela because ugh they're like hero wannabes and shit, and chrissy's boyfriend just gives off kyle vibes, and angela, ugh she was so bitchy to el, and what happened to her fucking forehead was deserved, girl had it coming

DUDE I DID NOT EXPECT FOR TAMMY THOMPSON TO SHOW UP, THAT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST TWIST OF THE SEASON LMAO

Eleven and Will? Hellooo sibling bonding, i love these two so much, and will is so supportive and protective of her??? how will quickly claims he's her family ughhh that's so fucking beautiful. I wished he hugged her though when he was comforting her

also mike what the fuck was that greeting, are you guys not like bestfriends? Like what the fuck was that? It was so awkward

damn bro i lived for one and eleven's bonding, he was so helpful to her, they could've achieved world peace lol but srs i loved the dynamic

Joyce and Murray were the funniest duo, and honestly i did not expect murray to be having those skills, KING

also i think it's interesting that nancy and robin have interacted with each other, because in terms of their love lives didn't nancy also changed herself for steve? Like Robin is doing the same just less focused. And I think they should talk about this and shit

Steve and dustin's bromance are still the fucking best

Erica walking to the hellfire club like with an american flag cape??? WHAT A QUEEN I LOVE HER, I was also so happy to see the sinclairs winning their respective games especially Lucas, he actually got more relevance in this season bravo, i felt so bad for him because he was just so lonely? None of his friends are there for him and max broke up with him? Then he got replaced with his sister, though temporarily but i felt like to him it felt permanent and im sure he felt really hurt to see that his friends whom he wanted to be in his game were cheering for erica which could've been him, and like he's tired of being a loser, he just wants it all to stop i love that we had more depth on his character

THE CALLBACKS TO THE PREVIOUS SEASONS, I LOVED IT AND ACTUALLY HAD FUN DEDUCING THOSE SHIT

AND I LOVED EPISODE FOUR SO MUCH, I LITERALLY CRIED AT HER MEMORIES, THE MUSIC, THE LETTERS (IM CURIOUS WHAT SHE WROTE), THE LUMAX MOMENTS? WE DESERVED THAT SHIT UGHH TOP TIER EPISODE

VOL. 1 FINALE HAD ME STARING AT THE SCREEN WITH MY MOUTH OPEN, THAT TWIST FUCKING GOT ME AND IM LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AN AMAZING SEASON, AND I WAS ALREADY DREADING FOR THE SECOND

and now for the things i didn't like

I didn't like the implications that Steve and Nancy clearly had a thing for each other again, because isn't it way past that? Whatever it's probably just me

The california group was way too sidelined, especially Jonathan, he is so fucking underrated but I'm glad we got to see Suzie tho, i loved how she was all sarcastic at the printing thing

ALSO DID EVERYONE IN THE SHOW REALLY FORGET WILL'S BIRTHDAY? WHAT THE FUCK, THAT IS LITERALLY SO CRUEL I CANT

and lastly where the fuck is Steve's bat?

So that's my thoughts on season four, i can't wait for vol. 2, i'm so glad I became a part of this hype and watched the series in general like i just started the show on a bluff but this show has made me so happy, it has comforted me and i am totally immersed in it

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tenzobito · 2 years

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for the naruto ask! 5, 7, 32. 35

Heey, thank you so much for the ask! <3 5. Favorite chakra type + Jutsu I think my favorite chakra type in general would be earth, just because I feel like it'd be my own chakra-type? But my favorite Jutsu is the fireball-jutsu of the Uchiha, just because I love them a lot and Obito and Madara (who are obviously my favorites) look very sexy while using it hehehe I also love Hashirama's/Tenzo's woodjutsus a lot tho 7. What job in the village would you want? I honestly wouldn't wanna be a Shinobi in this hell of a system because I dont rly fancy being a child-soldier and risk a life of loss and trauma LOL, so I think I'd just maybe run a cute little hotel / restaurant :) But if I WAS a ninja, I'd love to be part of the encrypting-team or just some information-department in general because I feel like that's probably the most interesting, and I'd help a lot of ppl! 32. When did you first start reading/watching the series and why? I first started in 2010! I think I started watching the anime first, and then STARTED to collect the manga, but I never finished having all of them to this day and just read online hahaha I started watching tho because a school-friend of mine was super into it, and we were basically doing everything together, so I started too, but I didn't really follow up on it and only finished the show this year or the end of last year? I did have some naruto-phases inbetween 2010 and 2022 tho, where the show still wasnt completly finished and I just catched up until that point. so it was like an on and off thing. 35. Favorite character quirk I'm not a native-english speaker so I guess quirks means like ''flaws'' just a little lighter????? Because if so, I love Obito being a little crybaby as a genin (and honestly he probably still cries under that mask lol) and like wanting to use these eyedrops all the time, because idk he's just such a lovely little loser and I adore that about him it doesnt rly have a reason hkgkghfg Either that or Tenzo's scary-face he always tries to make to look intimidating. I hope I got that question right.... Anyway thanks again and sorry it got so long gdngndfj Love u <3 ♥

#asks #fruitchakra

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sandyspaghettibag · 1 month

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Juxtaposition

Every time I have an absolute blunder of a time trying to socialize, there's something that reminds me of the double life I've found myself living in either because of or to distract from it. There's always something to remind me that I don't fit in, will never fit in, but that there's another life I can leave to filled with people who apparently care about me so much more.

Weird thing is, I feel this way about both of these lives. The in-person life where I'm an awkward loser who would look so much better if he just got his damn look together, and the online sex-obsessed persona that I only just became of legal age for after being there for three years.

Being stuck while attempting to start my next filthy smut story, unable to write the first word (this being my first story of the year) and logging onto my instagram, seeing that I'm on someone's close friends list who I didn't even think I made such a good impression on. Because socializing to me is like a game of survival with everyone but my family and OCCASIONALLY a friend or two, how long I can last while coming off as coherent and normal, fighting for my life to just not seem awkward.

So when I inevitably lose the survival game (come off as too awkward, make someone uncomfortable even though I KNOW I'm awkward and don't know how to fix it), I feel so dejected that I log on to one of my many accounts I live out my second life on. It will always be sexual, homosexual for that matter, because when you're a closeted bisexual who people in real life can only suspect as a little gay without having the heart to ask, all that suppressed gayness is going to reach out to whoever accepts it. This is how I met the first man I've ever fallen in love with, who my tumblr would know as "mister worldwide" (and I call him that because he's my only love interest who lives in a different COUNTRY). He gave me such genuine love three years ago that now, after I've had guys of all types tell me they want me, I'm still on the prowl for the o.g.

This doesn't stop me from messing around with these other guys though. Because when mister worldwide (lol) isn't sticking around for me, I'm playing with one of the 30-something guys who only want me around for sexual stuff. I'm not even the most sexual gay guy out there, at all. Even when I'm doing some of this purely sexual stuff, my mind can't let go of the desire to also have someone to pour my love into. I've realized that I want, more than anything, to just be allowed to love someone. To lift the barrier that prevents me from admitting how much I think about them. I almost forgot how good it feels to be wanted back as well. I remember I went on a trip for like four days, and when I came back, it was mister worldwide who replied with, in all caps "YOU'RE BACK!!!!!"

Needless to say, with that four-day vacation being the one where I first realized I loved him and cried until I felt sick because he was such a long shot at becoming my boyfriend, being shown the most - more than love - ENTHUSIASM at my presence in my entire life was just the icing on the cake. I've been locked in for almost three years now

In an attempt to get closer, for the first time under an anonymous account, I started to lose the survival game, showing my weaknesses and lesser attractive awkwardness and watching him slip away before my eyes. Over the past three years, we've drifted apart, sending maybe a message a month, only to randomly reconnect for a couple weeks twice a year and speak to each other every single day. Like we're still trapped together in that one month three years ago that defined my next 30 months. And I hesitate to say that "we" are trapped in it, because I have no idea if he even holds an ounce of interest in me, romantic or platonic. Maybe he thinks of me how I think of my 30 emotionless boy toys: sexual gratification with nothing deeper. He's opened up about so much of his life to me before, but so have some of the other guys I've met. Doesn't mean they want to be with me, and even if it did, I'm still stuck on the one who I've been stuck to for three years.

Now imagine this three-year mental battle being untold to anyone else. Nobody but my anonymous tumblrs and countless assorted journal entries have heard what has taken up practically half of my entire waking time on this earth. And I wonder why I'm worried about coming off as uninteresting and discomfortingly awkward, because half of what I have going on I can't even SAY. Of course, while half the people I know probably think something's up, nobody can confirm a thing about my sexuality being anything other than heterosexual. In their eyes, I'm a questionably androgynous straight boy. And as the life that embodies my straight boy side, I watch the real-life chances slip right through my fingers, that girl I had a crush on who literally went with me and me alone to lunch a month before she got a boyfriend. I could've gotten her, I could totally have a girlfriend NOW if I didn't have a second life warping the decisions I make in my real one. Of course, I never cried over her, not even when I saw those pictures with her boyfriend. In fact, it was almost like closure.

To be fair, I don't think it was anything more than a crush. She was definitely comfortable enough around me to go with me alone to what was basically a platonic date (and recommended going a second time) but my biggest fear is that I'll go into a relationship and THEN realize I don't like the other person. And that I'll have to keep secrets from the other person, so when the relationship goes up, the walls protecting my secrets go down. And I would NOT do that to this sweet girl who deserves so much more than an awkward and sexually lost boyfriend who doesn't even know if he loves her. Like what do you mean you need to post 40 smut stories onto a fanfiction website by the end of the year for some vague and unclear reason?? Imagine piling that onto her, no way

Not to mention that everyone was rooting for me to get with her. Because she's the only crush I've got who I could tell people about, of course I told people I loved someone when I finally could.

I used to call myself "very versatile" in the sense that I can fit in with the straight boy bubble and the gay boy bubble. I've always been grateful I'm not too "stereotypically gay". This is controversial and I don't even care: i hate how hypersexualized the gays are. There's such a deficiency of romance and commitment, and I know that's not a lot of their faults; I know there are guys like me who feel so lonely despite how EASY it is to get hooked up with another horny-ass dude. That's out of my control though, but it's the reason why I always describe my bisexuality as "loving boys in a straight way and loving girls in a gay way". I'm a loyal bitch, I'm not gonna be out messing around with random dudes when I have a boyfriend I love more than life itself. Unless he wants to do it together or something, which I'll always be iffy about too until I actually get a boyfriend. The majority of my friends are girls, and a big reason for that is probably because every college group project has paired me up with ONLY GIRLS EVERY TIME, but also because I'm feminine enough (or just friendly?) to give off this sense of relatability to them. None of the straight boy "wyd" npc-ass behavior, I hate it too, I get it. I guess I'm like a gay best friend you can date (or I would be if I wasn't so worried about screwing myself and other people over). When I say that I'm versatile af, I always meant that I have a shiftable personality and have my foot in several different doors hobby-wise. As I've lived a little more, I'm realizing that I really just have my wires crossed all over the place. I don't fit in well with the male or female groups I'm in because I'm never like them enough to fully step into their bubble. The only exception is my family, because they're the ones who passed down all the mental problems I have.

Regardless, this year is going to be a monumental change for me, I'm very glad I started this blog in January because y'all (nobody likes my posts) are going to see a person document their entire life changing from the beginning of the year to the end. And by the end… I don't even know if I'll have a double life anymore.

#mister worldwide #miss ditzy #sandy spills #long post #serious #philosophy

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chrismcshell · 7 months

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recap of the past 2 days of my life (nothing super important; i just feel like writing a big diary-type post)

FRIDAY OCTOBER 13TH (spilling into saturday AM but i'm counting all of it as "friday night" even if it was after midnight. fight me)

had kind of a bad day at work. it was mostly okay but i was tired and didn't want to work and then got pulled into a teams call near the end of my shift and. ugh

took a nap after work

felt Bad after my nap. did not feel refreshed. felt kinda depressed honestly

spent the evening slowly getting ready to go out, wondering if i should just cancel my plans and stay home. almost cried a few times

finally got out of the house. just barely missed my bus. almost turned around and went right back home. almost cried, again

decided to stick it out and catch the next bus

made it to the Dance Party and had fun dancing all night even though i felt like a bit of a loser dancing by myself and not talking to anyone lol. music was too loud; i couldn't really strike up a conversation with anyone!!!! maybe i will find someone to go with me next time

party ended at 2am. there was supposedly a bus i could take home from a nearby bus stop around 2:20, so i headed out to the bus stop and waited. and waited. the bus did not show up. thankfully there was another bus scheduled half an hour later that did show up. but i sure did spend more than half an hour waiting out in the cold in the middle of the night. almost cried again for the 2394635th time

finally got home around 3:30ish i think?

got to bed around 4am

SATURDAY OCTOBER 14TH

woke up shortly before 5pm. oh god i slept almost 13 whole hours. guh

ate breakfast around 5:30pm

chatted with my sister to catch up on the whole day she had while i was asleep

did some laundry

had a lil movie night with sister; we watched Friday the 13th (1980) for the first time (neither of us had seen it before!) on this very appropriate day of Saturday the 14th. good movie!!! yet another one checked off the list of Iconic Horror Movies I Need To Watch

watched robbydude twitch stream. got to the stream late because i was busy watching movie. honestly was not expecting a robbydude stream tonight i kinda thought they'd spend more time cooking their arg stuff. anyway shoutout to robi. im glad i watched the "ultra despair boys" vods this year so i am Aware of a certain very obvious source of inspiration for robi. but i also feel personally attacked by this because how dare u make me think about d*nganr*npa and specifically one of my absolute favourite characters from that godforsaken series. anyway i love robi

so now u are caught up. on My Weekend

#ray speaks

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deadcrybabysmut · 1 year

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took two tabs of acid 12 hours ago and im still reeling. today has been a chaotic rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and anger—so much fucking anger.

i don't know how I would have managed to make it through the day if it weren't for the two people who understand me and see me and resonate with me the most. they grounded me. especially when i couldn't handle my trip going south when their shitty mom came home and fucked up the vibe.

anyway i wanna sort of get out what happened tonight in this post so i can essentially look back on it later 🤸🏽‍♀️

also, every one of our seven cats avoided me like the plague while tripping and that made me so fucking sad, until i realized i was probably freaking them out lmao which is understandable and if I were them I'd have told me to go fuck myself too tbh

ok so when i initially took the tabs, i was already twenty minutes into watching I Am a Hero which I lowkey was expecting to be horrific—boy was I fucking WRONG 🤡🤡🤡 this movie was too fucking funny FOR WHAT?

—had me crying about what I would do if the only foods available during the apocalypse were all the ones I hated (i would simply die bc ain't no way im eating eggs or pork or seafood like what kind of shit is that?? 😵🤮🤮) THEN I started thinking about the mfs who would get bit and not say anything! like BITCH HELLO????? WHY MUST WE SUFFER BC YOU WERE THE WEAK LIIINK???!! but then I was like lol same 🤭 bc fuck you lucky mfs. yeah, im butthurt and y'all ain't gon know until it's too late oop 💁🏽

there was also some weird "i shouldn't be a creep bc she's a high schooler and it's a crime" type moment which led to me giggling about how Hideo really almost became a meal for copping a feel??? idk shit was funny in the moment really and hearing HOW the girl got bit before all that, made it so much funnier (spoiler: it was by some stupid baby lol what a loser. to get turned by someone with six baby teeth lmfaoo couldn't be me. anyway...)

there's only one zombie I have to talk about—THAT FUCKING ATHLETIC ONE. bitch ain't no way mans was training that entire time for that fucking hard, and no one put it together???!?! I saw dude's caved in head and how he would THROW HIMSELF onto his head FOR FUN and I just KNEW we needed to keep an eye on that mf. he killed that shit tbh 🤣🤣

anyway by the end of the movie i had already cried twice about having to eat eggs if zombies were running rampant lmao and i damn near had a stroke laughing at ol girl becoming half a zombie bc of the six baby teeth that scraped the back of her neck. LIKE????? idk. fortunately, 10/10 recommend watching on acid / would do again! maybe! 👉🏼👉🏼

*just gonna throw in here that we started watching Robin Hood Men in Tights immediately after this, and if you've seen that movie, you KNOW that shit was hilarious! throw in an acid trip and it's a fucking masterpiece 💀 unfortunately we didn't get through it all because shitty mom showed up and pissed everyone off bc she refused to eat anything all day and decided it would be everyone's problem! we made her food, she didn't eat it. her husband bought her food, she didn't eat it. instead, she cried about feeling nauseous, picked a fight with her husband over nothing, then told us she was leaving to her mom's house. 😐😐 After reassuring me they were ok, I made my siblings go to bed and spent two hours talking myself down I was so fucking livid. I'm still very much wide awake and functional, but I really don't want to be soo I'm going to force myself to crash I guess???

#shut up rae #dont do drugs kids #lmao #jk don't listen to me #do what you want #but be safe #or don't #i don't know nor give a fuck just do u bro #bro i love acid lmao #psychedelics make things better #ok its 7am i need to sleep omg #bye

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some-creep · 2 years

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Let's get weird. Claudia x Heather, every single number.

Because I'm on my phone and don't have access to my computer, and because I had to copy and paste ones from the second half of the list already, you're getting the evil side first and the sfw side later if I remember... Lol. Did I, personally, choose the worst set of questions for this? No. It was the hand of God.

Positions/locations headcanon

My girl Claudia gonna worship this girl because she's fucking weird as hell. Absolutely all over her any way Heather wants. You get on your knees and pray not to God but to me. And she will :)

Rough or gentle? Fast or slow?

Heather would probably be rough with Claudia, but Claudia would be gentle with her. I think regardless of how you wanna play this, this is the dynamic we'd get.

Favourite kinks/fantasies/toys

:) What if... Heather... AND Alessa? At the same time... Think about it. (Heather will not think about it (she might)).

Who tops/bottoms, who’s dominant/submissive

Claudia is a service top my guy. Heather has the dominant personality but she just has to give the order and get what she wants.

Public play headcanon

They gonna fuck in the confession booth because that's mandatory for the religious imagery. Also someone make this image you don't have to show anyone else but please show me.

Sensitive spots/favourite tricks

Like before my girl Claudia... She needs that hair played with. It makes her shiver and she can't help it. Heather?? That's a tough one. I think given the everything she'd have more off limits areas on her body than go to spots. Especially with Claudia. Sus...

Foreplay/turn-ons headcanon

Heather... Be loving a good shoulder massage first. She stressed as fuck and needs to come down first before she doing anything. But also she's on that God power trip and loves to control that cult freak. All of her turn ons quickly dissolved into whatever fuels my god complex because I deserve it after all of this.

Claudia tho... She's very hung up on visual stimuli. The church would have been like hmm looking with lust that's a sin so now because she's fought it so much it's just. Fully a thing with her. This loser be getting turned on by skirts n shit lol.

Never again/turn-offs headcanon

I think... Heather would get very, very mad any time Claudia called her Alessa in the bedroom. And it would happen multiple times. Usually not on purpose but the first time or two deliberate because this is Alessa right,,, Heather would start to get hung up on the issue of do you even feel anything towards the me who is ME not the me who is dead?? Free angst in this one. Genuinely obsessed with this concept.

Who teases the other? Who’s more impatient? Who

usually initiates?

Heather Heather Heather. Claudia would like to initiate but she doesn't feel worthy of asking. Heather has to do all the leg work and will make fun of her for it. But given Claudia is the slow romantic type Heather would also get impatient and be like bitch you are this horny and desperate for me and now you're gonna take forever?? Make it make sense.

Aftercare/afterwards headcanon

Look.... I'm sorry but we both know our girl Claudia absolutely cries after sex. It's the religious guilt. Heather would be down to split sometimes but she literally cannot.

#posts that get you banned

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no i want 27 🦑

Oh. Okay. Well, here you go

🦑 I am listening to broadway bmc right now and every time they say SQUIP I’m say squid

🦑 I’m on The Pitiful Children but Loser, Geek, Whatever is stuck in my head still

🦑 I’m procrastinating my homework until last minute cuz why not. (Actually imma try doing it)

🦑 as I type this I am also doing geometry woo

🦑 I have an owl squishmallow that I got for Christmas a couple years ago and he is my pillow

🦑 i rant a lot about being lonely as a freshman, especially in a school without any friends + quarantine

🦑 I need sleep. During winter break, I generally went to bed at 3 am, and now my brain refuses to function

🦑 my source of water tends to be ice cubes. Love the cronch.

🦑 “There's gotta be a reason that I'm here on Earth. Gotta be a reason for the dust and the dirt. The changing of the seasons never changed my hurt. So what's it worth? What's it worth?” -Gotta Be A Reason

🦑 my first “romance” novel I ever read was in the seventh grade. It was from a friend. I wanted to read it and he ended up letting me have it cuz “he didn’t care anyways.” Lol I gave the book love and appreciation

🦑 it’s called “The Beginning of Everything” by Robyn Schneider. It ends sadly. Naturally. (Oh no I’m tempted to reread it)

🦑 some of my books are attained because other people don’t want them after reading them. Hehehehhehe

🦑 “MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE”

🦑 there is a tiny scratch near the center of my phone screen that annoys me cuz i keep thinking it’s an eyelash or smthn

🦑 “Look at her, a total train wreck. Let her off this ride. Lift her out from all the pain she tells herself she needs to hide” -Hiding In Your Hands

🦑 oh my god why did I ever agree to do this? There are so manyyy

🦑 I wish I had the attention span to improve on something not quite school-related, like drawing or writing or playing piano but... nope

🦑 “Of the voices in my head, the loudest one is mine!” -Voices In My Head

🦑 I have inconsistent handwriting. One day it’ll be big and legible, and the next, the letters are practically falling on each other, and the next the letters are tiny and thin. It has no pattern.

🦑 I wrote the word falling in the previous squid... and it wanted to autocorrect to “FallingInAForest”

🦑 I got tumblr in mid October or something. One of the best decisions ever.

🦑 I originally got tumblr just to access this one fanart I saw and to... yeah look at fanart. I was gOING to delete my account that same day or the next, but I didn’t. I ended up staying and actually getting into it

🦑 @anna-without-an-e was my very first mutual. I remember way back when they recommended me this one treebros fanfic (I think it was called “Jump”) and I loved it. I cried to it a LOT lol. (Shameless plug: I love you)

🦑 that was the beginning of my wave of just dEVOURING slow burn 20+ chapter angsty fluffy treebros fanfic. I read at least 2 a week. I should probably cut back a bit.

🦑 Story time: years ago, i used to write letters to people, then never send them. they were just a way for me to “tell” someone how i felt and stuff. I eventually stopped because writing it became a chore. When I found out about Dear Evan Hansen, I remembered doing something like that, writing letters haha. So I’m kinda doing that again. (Weird I knowww)

🦑 uhhhh my eyes are hurting from staring at screens for too long.

🦑gosh filling this out has been hard- Hard?- Has been bad- Bad?- Has been rough- Kinky!

#goddamn that took me so long to fill out #anon REVEAL YOURSELF HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?#jk it was fun. kinda lol #{moon drop asks}#{squid asks}

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aw man, tumblr really sucks eating asks :/// i thought they had patched this, but apparently it's still an issue. thankfully this hasn't happened to me in a while!

thank you!! i pray for you as well lmfao haven't done a single gift yet because i'm nothing but a procrastinator lmfao yeah i'm only participating in svt secret santa bc i know who's doing secret carat and i knew the matches so it wouldn't be fair lmfao but i love them and it's always fun!!

LOVE EMO BAND HOURS LMFAO also known as the taehyun divorce era lmfao love all the rock and dark concepts txt gave us this year!! man i love blue hour but i hate that bighit didn't include the dance break lmfao its the BEST part of the whole song!!!! i'm so bitter about this honestly, like i'll never really forgive bighit for doing this to us!!!!

hope you have a nice week!!

- secret moa 🎅

Jdkjskas it legit happened to me recently to my moa secret Santa D: I used it out of the app (because I want to make sure I am on anon. One year I forgot to make myself on anon and oof) so I had to send it in 2 parts...yeah only one part sent. Jdjajs it still happens regularly so sadly no, not fixed *cries in whale*

Good news is I made 2/3 my gifts! I completed my moa gift and stay gift ^0^ I struggled a bit, mainly with the skz one because photopea was lagging so I slightly rushed it to complete before it would crash (it crashed on me once and I never saved my coloring...never again lmao) but all in all, am happy with them! I have them saved and now to think of cool captions and am good to go! My carat one is the one I'm worried about, like I have the idea but my carat santa I think forgot to put in what type of gift they want SO I am hoping they answer my ask with this soon as time is ticking fjshdhhs. I wish you luck on your gifts!! You got this my fellow lazy bean xD

Lol yesss!! Listen taehyun carried this comeback with his GUTS, like he committed to it and boy did he xD I really love his vocals with rock esque songs, they REALLY suit him. Omg tell me about it!! My biggest gripe with bighit has to be not including the dance break of blue hour (it completes the song. I'm shocked they didn't go the nct 127 route where in cherry bomb. The album includes both the normal version -which lbr no one likes because it doesn't have the dance break lol- and the performance aka dance break. Bighit could do the same! Plus more streaming bighit xD) and not including the swearing in loser=lover. I'm talking about jow in the official MV they say the "fudge" word instead of "freaking" which i screamed but for some odd reason it isn't the official audio. Name it youtube, physical album or Spotify, they have the freaking line instead which im confused like why include it in the mv when you won't perform it? Some did say its like blackpink's boombayah to which I argue not true because I remember them performing the original at music shows and such for a long time until I think recently like say Coachella they changed it. I think maybe since the members are still tiny beans as I say, they didn't want to get in trouble (?) A theory of course.

Anywhoo, thank you very much!! I hope you do as well, hopefully it goes smoothly without any hiccups ♡♡♡

#answered #anonymous #wari wari santa 🎅

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todokori-kun · 7 years

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WELCOME BACK!

<3 I really missed you, and it’s so great to hear you had fun! (and omg yes so ready to see all those beautiful pics)

Yaaayyyy join me in MCU feels hell. And oooh, you have a ship for the fandom now! Like, Stoki’s still my favorite Steve pairing but Stony’s really cool too…you know I ship almost everything XD (also am I the only person who sorta hated almost everyone by the end of CW? Like, of course they’re still my favs and there are still some cinnamon rolls, but, come on. Why couldn’t you all just get along ;-;)

Speaking of Illumi, do you know that Hisoka/Illumi is an incredibly popular ship in the HxH fandom? Probably because both of them are so horrible that they have like 0 friends other than each other. Nobody else wants to hang out with these losers. (Chrollo tolerates Hisoka and the adults in Illumi’s family seem to spend enough time with him to give him orders, but that’s about it.) It’s a trash ship with two trashy people and tbh I love it XD

So continuing with the eye jokes, imagine. Hisoillu version of Helpless. Hisoillu version of Satisfied.

“Look into his eyes and the sky’s the limit”

“Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame”

(I know you did thise one before but still) “But when I fantasize at night, it’s Illumi’s eyes”

just, I’m imagining animatics for this with the ‘camera’ zooming in on Illumi’s dead fish eyes every time the lyrics mention them. It’s hilarious and also mildly terrifying

(though I guess if we’re actually making a Hamilton AU Hisoka’s way more likely to do something like Say No To This…)

idk if I’d want to be a parent either really LOL. Kids are adorable but I don’t think I’ll ever be responsible enough to raise one…

If Ishida makes a plot twist or something about it being someone else pretending to be Hide I'm actually gonna get mad. Dude. Not only would that bring the Hide feels right back it’d just make absolutely no sense omg

(also you read the new chapter, right? So, let’s talk about Juuzou and that huge death flag)

I’ve heard of Soul Eater and considered reading it but it’s not really the kind of thing I’m into…artwork’s cute, though, and Death the Kid seems like an interesting guy so maybe someday XD

AGH I’M ACTUALLY SORTA JEALOUS BECAUSE WOW I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO WATCH THAT LEGALLY HERE IN KOREA. (unless I ask my dad for help but he doesn’t like manga/anime at all, so…) But yes, I’m really happy Lizzy finally got her moment this time! Now anime-only fans can’t complain about her being a ‘shallow’ character so hopefully there’ll be less fighting over Lizzy in the Kuro fandom :D

FINALLY. Fellow Death Note fan <3333 Who’s your fav? Do you have any ships? Are you done with the anime??? :D (also do you know…you picked a really interesting time to join the DN fandom. The American live-action movie just came out and it sucks so freaking bad, like I haven’t even watched it yet and just from the reviews/clips, here’s what I got:

-They turned Misa into this Harley Quinn-type character. Only without any depth.

-Light/Misa is an actual canon ship, like, it’s not abusive or one-sided like it is in the anime/manga, it’s just…a thing. Light loves Misa. Misa loves Light. It’s like every cringey high school romance movie ever, only with more murder

-They freaking bent the Death Note rules just so Light could get away with all sorts of ridiculous stuff

-L cries, L rants, L is overly emotional

-Light tells L where he hid a page from his Death Note. Light doesn’t deny being Kira. Light shows Misa his Death Note when they like barely know each other and she’s still a complete stranger to him. Light acts like an idiot.

-Oh sure, he’s Kira, God of the New World, but he still cares about going to prom with his girlfriend and making stupid faces as they pose for pictures

-So much unnecessary gore. Heart attacks are Kira’s thing, Light isn’t that emotional about his kills, he doesn’t care as long as the 'villains’ are dead, so why???

-Apparently Rem does not exist. Sayu doesn't exist either. Light’s mom is dead (probably so he can angst over her)

-Light Turner. Light TURNER. Out of all the surnames they could have chosen…

-And now, for the most unforgivable sin:

How dare they not include the Potato Chip scene)

And then random things: JJ and Light have the same voice actor. Yurio and Mello (imo…have you met Mello yet?) could be long-lost twins.

Also:

I’ve fallen into Steven Universe hell and now I’m imagining so. Many. Gem AUs. Have you ever heard of SU?

(look:

1- don’t stress about the messages, and come on, I’d never get mad at you over something like this! You’re way too awesome.

2- I don’t really know what to say 'cause I’m bad at comforting people, but ugh, it sucks to hear that school’s tiring you out! Queen Luna’s gonna get through this, though. I mean, you’re great at so many things and you’re freaking smart and…this is awkward but maybe you understand Evans Language by now? XD Guess I’m just trying to say that I’m sure you’ll do great, and if you ever need someone to talk to I’m (almost) always free *hugs*

3- Um. So, other than tumblr, I think the only way I can talk with you right now is if we email each other? The email address I used this time is my real one (or rather, my dad’s, since I don’t have one of my own yet…) so maybe we can talk about this more through email and find a better way to contact each other? If that’s ok with you can you send me a message there?)

P.S:

I’ve started college and have no idea what I’m doing

*slams head against keyboard* guess who managed to get sick. It’s only been a week since school started. Whatever, I’m still going to school, but I woke up breathing like a fish on land, bc asthma. Yay.

I’m definitely gonna upload the pics today!!

Okay, but one thing I’m wondering about, is How? Not in a malicious way or anything, I’m genuinely curious to why you ship Stoki (and where it began). Was it that redemption fic you told me about or did you ship it before?

Tbh, I didn’t hate the characters in CW, I hated the situation. Because there’s so so much pointless conflict that could easily be solved if everyone sat down and talked like normal people. But nooo we have to go around attacking each other. ((ALSO CAP’S LETTER TO TONY, I AM DEAD))

I’ve already learned (and experienced) that shipping is a very weird and unusual thing, so I’ll be honest and say I’m not even surprised that ship exists. At least it has some basis XD

I’m actually tempted to go through the lyrics of the whole musical and find every single eye line there is, only to replace it w Illumi’s eyes.

Not only zooming in on the eyes, the word itself is louder than the rest XD man if only I could draw…

Tbh I’d say I’m responsible enough (HA, that’s more or less a lie), but I’m honestly way too irritated with the little ones to be able to have one of my own. My cousin recently celebrated her 3rd bday and I was stuck looking after her during the party, bc all the adults were talking among themselves and I swear to god, I haven’t moved that much since I had to run 2km for PE. Where do they get their energy. Not to mention the adults thought it would be a good idea to leave me w her, because I’d already drunk 3 glasses of wine (i was bored and not allowed to do anything other than stare at emptiness or look after a 3yo). Turns out my tolerance isn’t that bad after all.

Lol let’s be honest, Ishida would totally do that. He knows the fandom would riot and that’s the whole point.

All the death flags. Tbh I don’t know how I feel about it. It’s obvious that either Touka or Juuzou are probably gonna die and I wan’t neither (If I have to choose tho, I’d rather Juuzou survives.) Also Naki. HNNNNNNGH

I think you’d actually like the manga? It takes a pretty dark turn compared to the anime and deals with lots of mental issues (the whole theme of the later volumes is Madness). Also, lots of death XD Well, the artwork changes drastically, so which one are you talking about XD

The girl in the coat (left first pic, middle 2nd) is the same person for reference. Death the Kid was one of my first anime crushes. The guy has OCD and is a total badass.

MUHAHAHAHA I think someone uploaded the Lizzy fight to youtube so you can probably find it there, but I am in love. The animation is beautiful, so that’s also a huge plus. All in all, it was handled really well.

Death Note

So last I’ve watched is ep 25, aka the one WHERE L DIES. And i am not okay. I am nowhere near okay. Nope. Not at all.

Oh i’ve heard all about the adaptation. Tbh I find the whitewashing hilarious. Setting the movie in America removes so much of the series’s logic, so why? L being the way he is is probably my favourite mistake. They took the best character and ruined him completely. POTATO CHIP SCENE NOOOO But my question is: did everything go just according to the keikaku?

Have fun w SU! I’ve watched it for a while, but gave up at some point. I might pick it up again if I have the time ^^ Word of advice, watch out for the fandom, they’re among the most toxic ones I’ve ever encountered. One time, they almost drove an artist to suicide because she didn’t draw Rose ‘thick enough’. So yeah.

What did I do to deserve you as my friend TT^TT Thank you so so much, those words mean more than you can imagine.

Um. Looks like we’ll be staying here, because I never, ever check my mail, despite getting school assignments there, so yeah. If we used mail, you’d probably get a response every leap year.

How does the education system work in Korea? Like, at what age do you start going to which school?

Also, I’ve told you about Mystic Messenger? I think you’d like the newest update, because damn, it’s creeping me out. Also, it’s in Korean, so + ((My thoughts during the prologue of the new route: Nani the fuck))

#evans #submission

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automatismoateo · 4 years

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I told my Christian classmate that I'm an atheist via /r/atheism

Submitted December 08, 2019 at 01:23PM by ettumaya (Via reddit https://ift.tt/36cbO8S) I told my Christian classmate that I'm an atheist

I'm a Secondary Education major (basically, I'm gonna be a high school teacher when I graduate), and I have this very religious Christian girl my child psychology class. She's extremely conservative. The type that wears long sleeves and long skirts and doesn't let boys touch even the ends of her hair (not even exaggerating). Also, I don't have an issue if you don't prefer wearing short clothes. I just said it so you'll get a background of her.

So okay. She was trying to persuade me to join her Bible study group after class, and I always respond with 'sorry, I'm busy', because I really am busy lol. But she does it again and again, until one day I told her that I'm an atheist.

The look of shock on her face is priceless. I thought she was gonna say that it's alright and leave me alone. But she crossed her arms and said 'so where do you base your morality if you don't believe in the Bible?' I then told her that I just do what is lawfully and morally right like I don't murder people or steal. She stared right to my eyes and told me that my good works is futile if it's not done with faith and that I'm only an atheist just so I won't feel any guilt when I do something that is wrong. She mentioned pre-marital sex (she assumed that I'm not a virgin no more lmao) and drinking alcohol. She never talked to me again after that.

So last week, child Psychology class, we were talking about moral development theories and how essential it is in a child's growth. My professor started asking us questions about what we think is a way to help a child be a morally upright individual. The Christian girl stood up and said that children should be raised in a Christ-centered home, and that atheists people shouldn't be allowed to teach because they might influence the child to be selfish individuals who were only finding ways to do sins without feeling guilty. She didn't mention anything about me being an atheist but it did offended me. My professor turned the question down because the whole class started telling the Christian girl off, that atheists people aren't devil worshipping people, and that she needs to get her facts checked before talking.

I cried so hard after that class. I've always wanted to be a teacher and what she said really offended me. I dropped out of the subject and is planning to retake it next August just to get rid of her. Loser move, but my mental health is more important than dealing with that bitch.

#reddit

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