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welcome to the bell parade
7  6 2 5  4 7 3  2 5 1  4 4 7 4  7 6 4 (when i was a young boy) 6 74 6 7 67 4 53 (my father took me into the city) 6 7 6 54 3 (to see a marching band) 4 5 7 4 764 (he said son when you grow up) 674 6 7 67 4 53 (would you be the savior of the broken) 6 7 6 54 3 (the beaten and the damned)
(notation is only somewhat reflective of timing lolz). the limited palette necessitates a bit of wrongness.. for instance the first B (third note) is supposed to be higher than the other notes but adapting to the lower B sounded better than using the only other higher note - the A7. alas, tis the nature of shits and giggles 🖤
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realboutfatalfury · 2 years
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they hate me for my shoryuken swag
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ashipiko · 27 days
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—NIKO CIMARRON
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All information on Niko Cimarron ATM! Will most likely be updated ☆
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BASIC INFORMATION:
Class: 2-A
Birthday: October 24
Height: 176cm
Dominant Hand: Right
From: Land of Pyroxene / Shaftlands
Club: Film Studies (visits on occasion, inactive member)
Favorite Subject: Magic Analysis
Best Subject: Animal Languages
Likes: Making a profit
Dislikes: Getting outsmarted
Favorite Food: Berries / Berry flavored things
Least Favorite Food: Anything too hot
Specialty: Balancing on the line of lie and truth
GALLERY:
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VOICE CLAIM:
YUU’S INTERVIEW:
— Scarabia Dorms - Niko’s Room —
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for easier reading, all yuu dialogue will be in italics and all niko dialogue will be in a normal black font instead of green.
There you are. Surprised you came to visit me, Carrots.
> You know what I’m here for, Niko.
> Why are you surprised?
No need to act like that. Interview, right? Or should I say an interrogation? If you wanted to hang out with me, you didn’t need to hide around the bush, you know…
It’s cute seeing you all dodgy, but still. ♡
> I think it matches your vibe.
> You’re one to talk.
Yeah, yeah. How many questions do we have planned for today? Don’t take too long, now. I’ve gotta start pumping out those treats for my profit.
…Oh. No need to worry about a pen and paper, I’ve got one for you.
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> I didn’t expect for you to be so prepared.
> (…They’re cuter than expected.)
Something something about matching the vibes… They’re modeled after an old movie about cops and so, interrogating. Figured you’d like them. A carrot for Carrots. It’s cute.
It’s about time to start though, huh?
> Yeah.
> No more wasting time.
INTERVIEW: START!
1. Can we get some basic info about you from… you?
A second year Scarabia student who’s a fox beastman. I guess I’m what you’d call a charmer, thief of the heart, man of your dreams… I’ve heard it all. But the real name’s Niko. Niko Cimarron. My surname means “Wild”, so you could call me Mr. Wild if you like that too. Heh, actually, it’s a business thing, so I guess you’d only call me that if you bought my products… Say, Carrots, you feeling like you need a snack? I have some lefties if you’d like.
> No thanks.
> Why not?
They’re tasty, I prommie~.
2. Speaking of which, what are your “pawpsicles” made from? How do you make them?
Those little things? Why, I’ll let you know I put my blood, sweat, and tears in those treats. Makes me happy to see other people happy, like the faces on a thaumark. To make ‘em, it’s just some tasty berries from the school grounds that get mushed up to get juice, where they go into a mold and freeze up. It’s hard work! I’ve gotta walk so many steps around the school and all across campus… You’re lucky you never saw me in my first year. Took me a while to get used to the schedule… Though, I’m a well-organized man now, I’ll have you know. It’s good for the public image.
3. You’re from the Shaftlands, aren’t you? Do you have any connections to Vil, Cater, or Jack?
Connections? I have them with everyone, really… though I don’t think those three are really aware I came from the same place as them. To be fair, the Shaftlands is a pretty big area. People even go as far to call it a utopia.
If anything, I’ve talked to Diamond more at NRC than anywhere in the Shaftlands. Is that because I never even saw him once? Maybe. So I can’t say about back then, but I can enjoy a good conversation with him now. He’s a good customer and a good influencer. Back then, he got me a good chunk of costumers off of a Magicam post, so I’ve got to give it to him. Who knew people could just follow trendy things at the drop of a hat? Crazy, right?
Vil is a major celebrity, and Jack, I didn’t even know existed ‘till this year. I’ve got nothing to say about Mr. Hardhead, but I’ve had my fair share of talks with Vil. When we were kids, I got a wave from him once… It was great bragging rights. Heh, he kinda freaks me out now though. The reason why I don’t actually participate in club activities. He’s probably too high of a standard for a lowlife like me, so it’s not something that bothers me anyway.
4. You don’t seem to have a Unique Magic. Any reason why?
Ah. Magic? A little bit of a sour topic for me, Carrots, ow… I’m just a late bloomer, is all. I’ve got magic in me, but I never played around with it when I was younger, so I’m way more rusty than all of the other guys here. It doesn’t mean I don’t know the brain stuff, though. Just inexperienced.
If I’m being dead honest, it’s kind of a miracle how I got into NRC. I guess they wanted the fox vote, huh? Heh.
5. Not sure if I’ve seen you around a lot with one particular person. Is there a secret someone?
Secret someone? Getting jealous, are you? Haha, I would’ve never taken you to be the type!
> Not the focus of the question.
> That’s not…!
It’s your fault for wording it like that. You’ve got to watch your words, Carrots. Well, the business life is a cold one, isn’t it? Being around a bunch of highschool guys isn’t really the “ideal” grounds for making business partners either, so it is what it is. At least this way, I get all the profits, so I don’t mind. If you want, I can save a spot for you by my side. ♡
> Again, no thanks.
> Maybe after I get a break from all the things this school brings.
Keep me in mind~.
6. Our last question. You say a lot of random stuff. People get annoyed with it pretty often. How do you feel about that?
…? Oh, you picked up on it, huh? Heh, I mean… I guess I could come clean. I think it’s interesting you haven’t walked away from me yet, y’know. Usually people aren’t into this stuff.
> You are annoying, but…
> (Would it be mean to say something?)
I appreciate you, Carrots. A little too much than I’d like.
Usually people don’t really like the stereotypical foxiness I bring to the table. They run away because I’m either something they don’t wanna get mixed up with, or just something they don’t like. I think you’re a weirdo who’s looking for entertainment when you come into my room and talk to me like this.
…But I guess that just means that you like the way I talk to you, right? You can’t get enough? Is that what’s happening here? ♡
> For a second, I thought you were going to need some comfort, but I guess not.
> Really, it’s fine, Niko…
Don’t pretend like your cheeks aren’t a little red. I like the reactions I get out of you. ♡
Is that all you wanted? Yeah? Alright, we’re done here, then. Hand me the pen, would ya?
> It was nice being able to talk to you like this.
> (That was a quick turnaround.)
…Yeah. Hurry on up, shouldn’t you be studying up on actual things worth studying? Live up to that Smarty McSmart Pants title. Bye-bye now~.
INTERVIEW: END!
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> (I feel like Niko’s more than meets the eye.)
> (I feel like Niko’s… hiding something.)
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TRIVIA:
Niko is actually magicless. Not entirely, as he does have some running in his blood, so he didn’t lie, but it’s not enough where he can successfully conjure spells. Because of this, at NRC, he often has to get by with con-artist type excuses and acts. It works most of the time, as he has Crowley’s support. For now, he’s getting by with the excuse of being a late bloomer, but I’m sure suspicions are beginning to rise… Perhaps, if this were to be found out that he’s unable to conjure spells, he would be kicked out of NRC.
He made it to NRC after being dared to attempt to con his way in by his magicless best friend. His name is not noted, but he’s a very angry and violent French fennec fox. Niko is often bullied by him.
He can be considered a fan of Vil.
Niko enjoys the pop genre a lot, but is embarrassed to admit it.
Despite being a playboy, Niko is easily flustered at the thought of someone making moves on him.
Even though he doesn’t want to, he feels obligated to play into the deceitful foxiness of himself, because that’s what people naturally expect of him. It stops them from getting curious about him, as it seems like they’ve already got him figured out.
He says things that are considered shallow, like flirting or bargaining because he wants to get a reaction out of people. Niko does small things like this for small reactions — enough of these small reactions will fulfill the same satisfaction of seeing someone he loves flustered or happy, he thinks. In truth, he knows it won’t amount to much. Niko tries to satisfy himself enough so that he won’t need the real thing.
Niko feels very guilting for deceiving everyone at NRC, especially the prefect. Even still, he doesn’t have the heart to tell them that he truly doesn’t belong here, taking up a spot possibly for somebody who deserves it much more.
Niko’s way of thinking suggests that if he acts distasteful enough, it will cause people to stray far away from him. He believes that he really is just a lowlife fox, but the truth of his actions is something he think people would hate him for most; living in a lie. Because of this, he acts like a playboy and an annoyance in attempts to get people to stay away, preventing them from finding out the even uglier truth of him.
Additionally, he’s afraid to have the truth leak out because he doesn’t want to leave NRC. Though he doesn’t have much, he doesn’t want to lose the little bit he does have.
Even still, Niko craves for someone who will take time to understand him. Which is why he’s so attached to the prefect.
More to be added!
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mysteryshoptls · 27 days
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R Ace Trappola - Luxe Couture Voice Lines
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Summon Line: Think people'll mistake me for a celeb or an actor if I walk around town wearin' this getup? ...Hey, why's that makin' you laugh?
Groooovy!!: When the live-action Beautiful Queen comes out to the public, let's totally go watch it again.
Home: Bein' in this super nice outfit's pretty nerve-wracking...
Home Idle 1: Man, high-brand clothes like this really are cool, huh~ One day, I'd love to walk into a store and say something like, "I'll take every outfit on this shelf!"
Home Idle 2: Azul-senpai's real meticulous, huh. He's buyin' a ton of souvenirs to give to people he wants to make connections with.
Home Idle 3: It's actually pretty hard to figure out how much makeup to use. Once, when I tried drawin' on my eyebrows while watching a how-to video, I made 'em way too thick and it looked pretty dumb...
Home Idle - Login: I thought I'd be super nervous hangin' out at a film fest with a ton of celebrities, but seein' my upperclassmen being their usual selves has kinda helped me calm down a bit.
Home Tap 1: Whenever Vil-senpai walks into a shop, all the manager tier folk just flock to greet him in a tizzy. That's a super popular influencer for ya!
Home Tap 2: I got this accessory thanks to Jamil-senpai's recommendation. It was a little cheap, but it's properly 925-stamped silver. Heh, I got something good.
Home Tap 3: Brand-name products are pretty awesome, but cosmetics get used up quick, right? So when it comes to that, I think I'm good with the cheap stuff.
Home Tap 4: I'm totally gonna brag about this high-brand couture fit forever! Gotta make sure to take care of it so it doesn't get dirty.
Home Tap 5: The hotel that the film studio set us up in was crazy gorgeous and amazing. This has been the experience of a lifetime!
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Requested by Anonymous.
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Becoming His Type (Male Possession)
"Ur a nice guy man! Seriously. But ur just not my type. Like 'em beefier haha. Happy to train ya still if you're okay with that."
Jason read the text over and over. "What a fucking douche" he thought, teeth clenched, as he gripped his phone.
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Two weeks ago Jason had built up the courage to talk to his beefy gym crush, Carson. Jason wasn't the biggest dude. His 5'8 frame and 155lb stature wasn't anything to brag about, but he had gotten to a lean athletic build that he worked on for months. He thought, atleast, Carson would hold a conversation with him now that he was kinda lean.
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And he did. Carson nodded at Jason as he walked up, Jason quivering as he asked the big guy if he had any diet tips.
The two hit it off, or at least that's what Jason thought. "Hey I gotta get back to my set bro, but what say we keep chatting later? You free tomorrow morning?" Carson's deep voice put Jason into a horny stupor. He repeated his question which brought Jason back to earth.
Later that night...
Jason sat up in bed, rubbing his b*ner, as he thought about Carson's thick biceps and pillowy pecs. "I can't believe he fucking TALKED to me!" Jason squealed as he tweaked his nipples, imagining Carson wrap his arms around him, the smell of his musky armpits wafting into his nose. He barely remembered anything that the big jock actually said, but he couldn't care less. Jason drifted off as his fantasy turned into a dream.
The next morning at the gym...
"And that's all there is to it bro. Track the macros, eat a ton of protein, and don't stop bulking for a year. Then you'll get a belly like mine heh." Carson gave his protruding stomach a slap as Jason winced while he watched the strong mass jiggle.
"W-wow uh yeah I'd love that..." Jason managed to get whimper out. "I-I mean... yeah! I'll definitely do that! M-m-maybe you could also show me some exercise tips?"
"Hah sure little guy we can have a first sesh. On the house." Carson got off the bench he was sitting on and nudged (pushed) Jason down. "Let's see what you got baby. Bench presses first.
Jason then worked his ass off the entire morning to try to impress his crush. Every once in a while, he'd notice Carson looking off across distance, obviously eyeing a big bear slightly older than him. Carson would eventually get back to Jason, but the lean man knew something was up
Later that night...
"What the hell should I text him? 'Thanks for hanging with me earlier big guy wanna date?' 'You're super cute wanna cuddle?'" Jason lied in bed anxiety-ridden.
He saw a text come in instead.
Carson: "Sup Jason how ya doing?"
Carson: "Muscles aching yet? Srry if it was too much for ya."
Jason flinched for a second before typing back. "Oh sup Carson. Yeahhhh haha kinda hurts."
He waited for a second before sending another text.
Jason: "oh and thanks for the session today dude I appreciate it"
Carson: "yea bro anytime. Need more good looking guys like you getting big"
Jason blushed as his boner came in. "Should I just ask him out?" he thought. "Fuck it."
Jason: "Yeah! I'd love to keep doing this with you man. You're super hot. Honestly could be fun to date if you're down."
Jason put down his phone in fear. He felt a vibrate and slowly picked it up.
Carson: "Bro what lol"
Carson: "Shit sorry man didn't realize you felt like that."
Jason gripped his phone as he watched Carson type.
Carson: "Ur a nice guy man! Seriously. But ur just not my type. Like 'em beefier haha. Happy to train ya still if you're okay with that."
Jason felt his teeth clench. He stopped texting and threw it onto his night stand. "What a fucking douche," he thought. "Dude just saw me as another client. As a walking fucking money bag." Jason felt tears start to streak down his face.
The next morning at the gym...
Jason watched from a distance near the locker rooms as he saw Carson laughing with the muscular daddy bear he was eyeing yesterday. "He already fucking forgot about me" Jason muttered under his breath.
He squinted as he watched the two big men take their phones, possibly to exchange numbers. With a grin, Carson gives the man a hug before the two walk off in opposite directions.
"Oh shit he's coming this way!" Jason started to whistle as he the big bearded daddy strut past him to go into the locker room. Jason shuddered as he noticed the pure gargantuan size of the man. "Fuck... He's huge."
For some reason, Jason felt compelled to follow the bear. He hopped into the locker room and watched as the man posed in front of the mirror and took a selfie.
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"He's probably sending that to Carson..." Jason thought.
Suddenly, the big guy turns around and sees Jason stalking him.
"What the fuck do you want twink? Been seeing you follow me around all morning."
Jason flinched from how direct the huge man was. "U-uh fuck I'm sorry man!" Jason wished his voice was more threatening.
"Answer the question: what the fuck do you want?" The bear came closer, ready to shove Jason. "Get the fuck outta my way!"
Jason felt his frail body smash into the wall, his back taking the full brace of the impact as his vision started to blur. He saw the big feet of the man step next to him before he blacked out.
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In a snap, Jason felt his torso lurch up as he came back into consciousness. But something felt off. Jason looked down.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? Wh-why are my hands... BLUE?" Jason looked at his palms incredulously before glancing further down at his physical body slumped beneathe him. His blue ghostly form sticking out from the pelvis-up.
In the corner of his eye, Jason saw the big bear standing around. "Fuck. Didn't realize he'd go flying." He heard the man say.
Jason got up with virtually no pain, seeing his ghostly ectoplasm oozing off his limbs as he leaves his physical form. He looked up at the big man, anger seething through his ephemeral form.
"Oh you're gonna fucking pay for that man! I don't care how big you are!" Jason yelled. The big man, completely unaware of Jason, just picked at his nose before kneeling down to check on his victim's pulse.
"Kid's still got a heart beat. He'll be fine." For a split second Jason felt some compassion come from the bear, which all shattered as he saw him spit at his corpse. "Fucking stalker. Better not be here when by the time I'm done showering."
Jason pounced at the man, attempting to claw at his big shoulders. The bear fell forward onto all fours before looking around in a panic. "What the fuck was that!?" he yelled into the empty locker room.
Looking down at the beefy bear with his ass up in the air, Jason had an idea. "If I'm a ghost, maybe I can..." Jason connected the dots in his head before acting out his plan.
The big man started to get up before he felt his body get pinned down by something that felt like a foot. "OooFFF" he groaned as the air left his lungs.
Jason had to work fast. He reached down and carefully attempted to grab the man's waistband. He felt a tactile sensation and grinned before pulling it down to expose the man's bulbous cheeks.
"AAHHH wh-what's going ON!?" the bear whimpered as he felt a cool air skim his cheeks.
Jason eyed as the sweaty, hairy, musky mounds jiggled before slowing to a stop. He'd never been this close to such a big *ss before, and it was causing Jason to get a huge ghost b*ner.
The bear started to panic as he felt a slimy, cold finger run down his tight crack. "A-ah f-fuck!" he moaned as the finger playfully pushed in and out.
Jason grabbed both of the bear's *ss cheeks and ripped them apart, exposing his surprisingly loose *sshole. He glanced down at the pulsating hole, questioning for a second if he was really going through with this.
"Hope that Casper movie wasn't bullshit! Coming through!!"
The bear winced as he felt something larger than a d*ck shove itself into his *sshole. "Ho-Holy SHITTT!!!!"
Jason gripped onto the bear's cheeks as he used them to push into the man's tight hole. Suddenly there was a "POP" and he realized he was in. "Fuck yes! Here I come big guy!!!" Jason yelled happily.
The bear looked around in a panic as he heard a familiar voice echo in his mind. His mind quickly turned to his physical sensations, though, as he felt slimey shoulder squeeze in. "OOOOF!" he groaned.
With a giddy smile on his face, Jason tunneled through the dark expanses of the bear's body. His arms and tight lean waist slipped in as the bear groaned uncontrollably.
The big guy mustered all his strength to turn his head, only to see blue lean legs and feet protruding out of his asshole, inching their way deeper and deeper in. "F-f-fucking HELL!" was all he could yell as the crammed sensations worked their way up his torso.
Jason, torso-up inhabiting the bear's body, reached down to pull his small dick through the asshole. Suddenly, he felt the rest of his legs slurp themselves in too.
The bear felt himself getting filled up to the brim as another being literally shoved himself into all the crevices of his fat body. His yells reaching it's loudest as he felt the blue ectoplasmic feet slide in with a "PLOP!"
The bear reached back and pawed at his loose asshole, scooping up the ectoplasm that was left behind. He tried to get up but lost his balance as he felt the ghost inside of him lurch forward.
"Here comes the fun part fatty!" Jason yelled with a mocking chatter. Jason wasted no time shoving his limbs into the man, pressing his arms and legs into his vessel's like gloves and boots.
The beefy bear, finally having gotten up, felt his body start to dance around beyond his will. His right arm flailed as his left hand tried to stop it before betraying him and slapping him on the face. "Fu-fuck! GET THE FUCK OUT OF ME" he yelled at his belly wiggled uncontrollably.
Jason shoved his hard c*ck into the bear's girthy one, filling it up like a sheathe. His lined up his ghostly balls with his host's tennis-ball sized one, feeling them expand with a "POP" "POP".
The bear, pounding at his belly to get the invader out, suddenly lost control of his arms and hands as they reached down to stroke his huge 8in d*ck and finger his fat ass. He heard a laugh followed by a "BOOM" as his butt and legs filled up with ectoplasm.
With the bear's hands and feet under his control Jason realized there was only one step left.
"Puh-puh-please m-man! G-get out of- *gurgle*" The bear's neck started to bulge as Jason hurriedly squeezed into his host's head. The bear gasped for air as he gagged on ectoplasm, the pressure in his brain close to popping before-.
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Jason opened his eyes and took a deep breath, his belly filling up and stretching out the tank top he was now wearing. "Oooh fuck yeah" he cooed, using the bear's sexy voice for the first time. He looked down and immediately reached for his beefy pecs, massaging his new nipples with his host's stubby fingers. They were sensitive, hard-wired to his new girthy c*ck as he felt his sweaty jock stretching to the limit. He pulled his waistband back up and felt the airy fabric wrap around his fat ass, immediately nesting between his cheeks.
"Can't believe it fucking WORKED. Hell YEAH BABY! I'M A FUCKING BEAR!" Jason danced around a bit, waving his new jiggly belly around in the air before he heard the door to the locker room open.
Jason watched as one of the bodybuilders stumbled in, so distressed from the workout that he didn't even notice Jason's lean body slumped against the wall. He tiredly glanced at Jason, who was at eye-level with him, and muttered a "How's it going Roy" before walking deeper into the locker room.
Jason's heart skipped a beat, but then calmed down as he realized that no one can tell. He walked up to the mirror and grinned at his reflection as he crossed his arms. He was fucking HUGE.
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Jason felt sweat drip down from his forehead, chest, and pits. He carefully lifted his new beefy arms and immediately got hit by a wave of ripe musk. "Fuuuuuck. I smell so... GOOD" he moaned, using Roy's vocal chords. "Not gonna wash these pits" he chuckled.
In the corner of his eye, Jason glanced at his old slumped body. "Damn. I'm so fucking tiny... No wonder I flew into the wall" he reflected. Jason daydreamed for a second, then realized he could live out a huge k*nky fantasy of his. He picked up his old body with ease and took him to a secluded part of the locker room.
Jason started to eagerly rip off his old body's clothes, pulling down his pants and revealing his musky thin yellow briefs. He slipped them off and took the briefs up to his nose, taking a deep inhale of his old musk.
With a smirk, Jason dropped his host's Size XXL gym shorts and jockstrap, revealing his girthy hairy cock. He then started to slip on the Size S yellow briefs up his thick tree trunk legs, making sure the fabric didn't rip. Jason grinned as he felt the tiny briefs get eaten by his new gigantic asscheeks. He grabbed both of his cheeks with his meaty paws and ripped them open, making sure the fabric would touch his new musky *sshole like a thong.
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"Ohhhh fuuuck yeah!" he groaned, as he sealed the entrance that he came in from. His d*ck was leaking profusely, more so than his old one did.
Jason pulled his host's shorts up. He grinned at the fat *ss in the mirror before he felt his new phone vibrate. "That who I think it is?"
He unlocked his phone and saw "Carson" had texted him.
Carson: "Hey handsome. What are you up to tonight?"
Jason couldn't help but chuckle, his big belly jiggling with every heave. He pawed at the keyboard with a huge grin.
Roy: "Hey baby. Nothing much. You wanna get k*nky tonight?"
Jason shoved Roy's phone into his pocket before running out of the locker room in a hurry, his big a*s jiggling with every step. His phone vibrated a ton, but Jason knew he needed to do something before he replied.
Later that night...
Jason stripped naked and laid in bed. He opened up his camera and saw the handsome grizzly face of the man he possessed. "Don't know how much time I have in you man but I'm gonna take advantage of it. Gonna get you real k*nky. Make you say shit you'd never say. And I bet Carson would do anything to fuck your musky fat*ss." Jason reached down to finger Roy's *sshole before giving his finger a lick.
"Haha. Alright alright enough fun. Got a video to send to a lucky guy."
Jason started to record.
FIN
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angelltheninth · 3 months
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The Owl Has Claws
Pairing: Travis x Reader
Tags: fluff, established relationship, protectiveness, mentioned sex work, kissing, domestic fluff
Word count: 1.3k
A/N: Fic written for @everykewlusernameistaken.
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You and Travis loved each other more then anyone in Hell. You may have had an open relationship but you cared for each other more then anyone in Hell and beyond. “Love ya, gotta go to work now but, hey, I might get a nice bonus. Then I’m taking ya to a fancy dinner.”
You smiled at Travis before he left for work. You knew how hard he worked to provide for both of you, and bragged about all the movies he got to direct. Before you watched him leave, you kissed him firmly, his ears moving back and forth in happiness.
There were a lot of movies that he directed, sometimes asking you if you think the script is good enough. “I’m not writing a porno for you Travis.” He barked out a laughter every time you brought that up.
As the day went by you couldn’t help but feel there was something you were forgetting. Something related to Travis. Not his hat, not his tie, not his phone, he texted you just a bit ago. What was it?
“Shit! His lunch!” It was still on the counter! You meant to give it to him but were then swept up in his flattering words.
You picked it up and rushed out the door. You never met his boss but you heard stories about the great, big and scary Valentino. One of the VVV’s and the leading man of any aspect of adult entertainment in the Pride ring. Also stories of him being rather harsh and unforgiving to his employees when they made mistakes.
You couldn't help but feel nervous as you made your way to Valentino's Studio. The hallways were dimly lit and the air was thick with the scent of smoke, alcohol and sex. You took a deep breath and knocked on the door, hoping that you wouldn't make a fool of yourself in front of the infamous Valentino, and your boyfriend.
Valentino's voice boomed from inside the room, yelling insults to whoever was in the room with him. You entered cautiously, clutching the lunch box tightly in your hands. The room was cast in red and pink lights, a filming room, staff members running from one end to the other. It was more organized then you thought it be. “Wow.” You whispered, catching the attention of Travis and Valentino.
“Sugar?” Travis’s voice came out as a high squeak, his ears flat against his head.
“That’s your bitch?” His imposing figure and sharp gaze made you feel even more intimidated. “Travis, you sly owl. How’d you ever get a hottie like that?”
Travis looked from side to side, almost looking guilty of something. Guilty and mildly scared. “Ah, I’m a lucky man, mister Valentino.” His grin felt completely forced as he looked up at the tall moth demon. Valentino chuckled at his reply and turned his attention to you, the new person in the room.
Valentino walked towards you slowly, three hands on his hip, one holding his cigar and taking a long drag of the red smoke. The drug that he makes. “Hm, and what exactly brings you here sweet thing?” Now that his attention was fully on you and no one else you felt a cold chill run down your spine, making you freeze on the spot. “Speechless. I’m not surprised. Many people are in my presence. Don’t blame yourself.”
“Uh… I’m here to…” You coughed when Valentino blew a puff of smoke into your face, the drug making you dizzy for a moment. “Travis.”
“Ah! You want a role! I’m not sure if Travis is actor material but if you’re into him it can work. Everyone is horny for someone, darling!” The red smoke circled around you, around your hips and your neck, tightening it’s hold. While Valentino’s smirk and eyes glowed pink, showing his power in this place.
Travis quickly stepped between you two, breaking the chains of smoke.
“Trust me sir, I asked many times. This one.” Travis nodded his head towards you, “Not one for the cameras.” He chuckled, or tried to.
“Okay! Okay, sir, uh… let me just um… step outside for this, it’ll only take a second heh!” Travis pushed you back towards the door while keeping the other hand extended towards his boss. That smile was still on his face, but his while body seemed to be on edge from talking to Valentino that way. He was scared, really scared, and yet he was standing up for you in front of everyone.
Travis was never the bravest demon. He cold throw down in a bar brawl for sure, he could get in a few fights, but it was always with low-lives, drunks, demons who he knew wouldn’t be a big deal. Before every Extermination he would make sure everting in your shared apartment was secured so the angels couldn’t get inside. But he has never stood up for those so much more powerful then him.
You especially didn’t think he’d stand up to one of the VVV’s. And his own boss no less. All for your safety and comfort. He might have been a sleazebag through and through but he loved you, he cared about you and in that moment he made sure you knew it.
“Oh my fucking god. I thought he was gonna rip me limb from limb back there. Shit!” Travis leaned against a wall and fanned himself with his hat, his heart shaped eye darting around the room to make sure you’re alone. “What the fuck are ya doing here?!”
“You forgot your lunch.” You gave him the heart shaped box, your smile small and shy. “Thought you might be hungry until your shift is done so…yeah.”
Travis’s eyes widened as he looked at the box. “Oh. I guess I was in a hurry.” His hands brushed against yours as he accepted, “Thanks doll. Ya always take such good care of me.”
“Well someone has to. You trash owl man.” You cupped his cheeks and kissed him, already tasting the alcohol on his tongue, “They give you the good stuff here huh?”
“Only the best from mister Valentino! Just don’t be alone with him. He’s a little… well he can be a lot to handle for newer folks. I don’t have a lot to do today so ya can wait till I’m done. Gonna try and see about that extra cash.” Brave of him to ask after the display he put on for Valentino. Just goes to show how much Travis cares about you.
His work took almost the whole day but within it you got swept up by Velvette, dressed up like a doll and then told you weren’t what she was looking for after all and kicked out by the social media Queen herself. An eventful way to be sure. At least she let you keep the fancy clothes she put on you.
“Oh man, am I glad I’m not on the other side of that camera. My ass could not-” Travis stretched his arms from side to side as he walked into the hallway, “Oh! The fuck- what happened to ya now? Not that ya don’t look nice it’s just eh… different. In a good way!”
“Thank you. Velvette dressed me up and then told me I wasn’t pretty enough for the shoot.”
“Ya look pretty enough to me, doll!” Travis pulled you into a big hug, “And take a looksie at this! I managed to get that bonus. Something about bringing in armcandy or some shit, I donno.”
You were spun around in a big hug and lead through the hallways, trying not to look at the many suggestive pictures of your boyfriend's boss. It was kinda hard when they were all over the damn place. Eventually the two of you made it to the car. Playing a gentleman, Travis opened the door for you and closed them, then jumped over the hood of the car trying to look all cool.
He tripped.
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myeagleexpert · 2 months
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【HE SAID THAT AND I WON'T FORGET IT】
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You know those important parts where you use the highlighter to highlight something important? So, my dear player, that's what we have here. Some interactions between the characters x yuu and the interactions between them that make me think a lot about the character they are!
Pt1: Heartslabul - Savanaclaw - Octavielle ( You're here!)
Pt2: Scarabia - Igynia - Pomefiore - Diasonia ( Loading...)
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Wₕₐₜ ₐᵣₑ yₒᵤ dₒᵢₙg ₕₑᵣₑ? ₜₕₑ Qᵤₑₑₙ wᵢₗₗ cᵤₜ ₒff yₒᵤᵣ ₕₑₐd!
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"Trey enthusiastically said he’s going to bake a strawberry tart for my birthday party. Make sure you come to eat some too. …Well, it not like it’s a Rule of the Queen of Hearts or anything"- Birtday Union
"Thank you for coming to celebrate my birthday. …Eh? You’ve hidden my present somewhere in the Heartslabyul dormitory? I see now. The answer to the riddle on this card must reveal the location of the present. Heh, you’ve sure come up with something rather interesting. Well, since you’ve gone through the trouble of planning this for me, I suppose I’ll just have to play along."- Birtday Union
"You are as energetic as ever today, I see. No, this isn’t any sort of rebuke. I truly do hope to see you enjoying my birthday party to the fullest."- Birthday Union
((he deserves to have more light and fun moments, and eat lots of strawberry pies))
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"Don't worry, if you get lost, I'll come searching for you. I'm pretty used to looking after my siblings, so I'm sure I'll find you quickly."- Playfull Dress
"Thanks for celebrating my birthday. But I have to say, I wasn't expecting you to have my gift delivered to my dorm like that. You should have just handed it to me directly, since we were meeting up, anyway. Was I shocked? Well, yes... Ah, so it was supposed to be a surprise present! Haha, oh man. You're always finding ways to startle me."- Platinum Jacket
"Riddle’s got a pretty tight handle on everything, there’s not much for me to do as his Vice Dorm Leader. I’m basically just here as decoration." - Cerimonial Robes
"You want to take a picture of me? You’re the record keeper, so just do as you like. …It’s more nerve-wracking if you know you’re being watched, you know?"- Outdoor wear
"Oh, good timing. Help me carry these dishes. Of course, there’s some for you and grim too."- Outdoor Wear
"Hm, you want a scarf? Well... Oh, maybe if I ask Sam, he can lend you a spare one. Just wait a sec."- New Year Attire
"Do you have any plans for the winter this year? If not, what if you got a temp job at a cake shop...? Haha, I'm just kidding."- New Year Attire
((he's so big brother material, I love these little moments of him being so attentive))
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"Amusement parks are so rad~! Why don't we take a selfie together right here at the gate? Think of it as the first of many to remember today!"- Playfull Dress
"Oh hey, think you'd want any popcorn? If so, tell me your favorite flavor. Your boy Cay-kun'll get it for you."- Playfull Dress
"Thanks for coming to celebrate my birthday! I’m super stoked! You’re gonna give me whatever I want for my birthday? Well, if you say that… it might make me want to ask for something huge. I’m kidding, don’t worry! How about we go skateboarding together? We can do some sweet tricks and post some pictures online!"- Birthday Union
" “#Birthday #NRCUnionJacket #SpecialMadeForCay-kun” …You know I totally gotta brag about today’s special outfit!"- Birthday Union
" Why are you looking at me like that while petting the tsum? You’re making Cay-kun feel so conflicted~"- Tsum Event
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"Pfft, your hair is all over the place from all the wind. Sooo laaame… Eh, mine, too!?"- Playfull Dress
"The whole point of birthdays is definitely the presents. So what did you get your dearest friend Ace-kun, then?"- Birthday Bloom
"I’m good with not dating anyone yet. 'Sides, I’m already busy looking after you lot."-Suitor Suit
"A word of warning. Until I say it’s safe to, deeefinately don’t look up at the ceiling… Juuuust kidding! Haha, did that scare you?"- Halloween
"The basketball club's most promising rookie has arrived! You better not take your eyes off my fresh plays, 'kay?"- Club Wear ((He's a little shit, but I'd root for him in the front row))
"Practicing passes with Floyd is basically a matter of life and death. But that's 'cause he's always throwing them at breakneck speeds!"-Club Wear
"Hey, we should all play basketball together sometime soon. If we invite Deuce or whoever, we can probably get a 3-on-3 game goin'.-" Club Wear
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"Are you going to come cheer for me at my next track meet? Then, I definitely can't do anything uncool. Just you wait and see how I do!"- Club wear
"You want me to show you the awards I've gotten from my track meets? You bet! I was hoping I'd get to show you."- Club Wear
"I bet if you, me, and Grim just go ham talking about all that happened today when we get back to school… Ace’ll get crazy jealous."- Rabbit wear
"I think I was able to help my mom feel a bit of relief. And that’s because you all came with me, so, thanks."- Rabbit wear
"I can’t believe you’re here to wish me a happy birthday… Today’s such an amazing day. …Oh, shoot. I definitely have some kind of weird look on my face right now, don’t I? Sorry, I just got so happy I couldn’t help this wide grin. Anyway, thanks so much, Prefect! I’ll make sure to keep doing my best to be someone deserving of your celebrations!"-Birthday Union
((he is my good little boy, I love him, Deuce you live in my heart))
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"They got bone-in meat to eat right there, and you still order the salad. And that's why you're a herbivore."- Playfull Dress
"You don't have to call my name over and over again, I hear you. I'm just staying silent so I don't ruin all your amusement park excitement."- Playfull Dress ((Are we going to delude ourselves and dream that he was admiring us the whole time? Yes))
"A horror attraction? Sure, I'll tag along with you for that, 'cause I bet I'll get to hear some good screams from you herbivores."- Playfull Dress
"You have my utmost gratitude for such a splendid celebration. …There, I thanked you. I’m not saying it again."- Birtday Boy
"You want to make me happy? Hahah! What fine intentions coming from a herbivore. I’m looking forward to it."- Birthday Boy
"Sneaking up behind me like that, were you attempting to surprise me? Aah, my bad. I’ll pretend I didn’t notice, so go on, continue."- Birthday Boy
"You’re just going to carry drinks around and not even toast with me? Hey, bring a glass for yourself too."- Birtday Boy
"Did this sword catch your eye? The motif of the hilt seems to be a jellyfish. I can let you borrow it, but don’t swing it around."- Halloween ((Would you also have a jar of dirt too? Asking a friend))
"You can’t trust someone who smiles all the time, like Jade. Usually guys like me end up being the more trustworthy ones, you know?"- Halloween
"Doesn’t matter who the opponent is. The only one deserving a win is me"- Beastly Garb
"Magic is strictly forbidden in Catch the Tail. Maybe I’ll train you up for the next one… I kid, this ain’t ever happening again."- Beastly Garb
"Back home, there were a ton of people who took issue with my sense of fashion. You wouldn’t do that to me, hmm?"- Gala Couture
"The rich folks from the Scalding Sands are much richer than royal families in other countries. If you want to butter someone up, you’d have better luck with Kalim"- Gala Couture
"Well, aren’t you super meticulous on something as simple as a cake cutting. I don’t really care how you do it, but just get it done before tomorrow comes."- Blooming Birthday
" I had Cater delete all the pictures he took. Obviously, I asked him nicely. Yeah, that’s right, I’m such a shy boy."- Blooming Birthday
"If you’re going to act all high and mighty, I’m going to expect something grand from you, y'know? So hurry up and bring out my present, already."- Blooming Birthday
"Wouldn’t ya believe it, Vil gave me a sewing kit. Something this special deserves to be shoved in the far back of a drawer for posterity."- Blooming Birthday
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"If it’s survival, leave it to me! My experience is different from all the other guys."- Outdoor Wear
" You wanna know the trick to fishing? Hmmー …How ‘bout I trade you for those nuts you’ve got in your hand?"- Outdoor Wear ((What nuts? THESENUT--))
"Grim-kun stole your food? Guess it can’t be helped, here, I’ll share my grilled fish with you. Now you owe me one! Shishishi〜"- Outdoor Wear
"Shishishi, you totally remembered my birthday, right?"- Union Birthday ((It's marked on my calendar, my hyena))
"Thanks for celebratin’ my birthday with me! Since it’s my big day, we should go grab some grub and… Ah! Oh noooooo, this is sooooo terrible, I forgot my wallet… I guess I can’t buy… Eh, you’ll treat me? Really? Maan, it’s really great having such a generous junior like you! C'mon, let’s go, let’s go. Shishishi~" - Union Birthday
"Can’t believe a talkin’ portrait wished me a happy birthday… ’S not something I woulda ever been able to imagine happenin’ to me while I lived in the slums."- Union Birthday
"The guys in the magical shift club gave me some powdered sports drinks. I love gettin’ practical gifts like that!"- Union Birthday
" If you’re gonna come check out our practice, make sure you bring us refreshments! Like sports drinks, nutritional jelly drinks, or even doughnuts!"- Club Wear
"My nickname “Disc Thief” is pretty well-known, so maybe I might get scouted by some pro team with their eye on me… Nah, that’d be too good to be true."- - Club Wear
"We can hear Leona’s voice pretty good even when we got noisy spectators durin’ a game. Guess lions just got a healthier roar to ‘em." - Club Wear
"Even if you can’t use magic, you can still join our club. We got a ton of stuff for a manager to get done!" - Club Wear
(Leona simps… do you think his snores are loud too? And during… NO I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT)
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"Hey, are you here to celebrate my birthday? Thanks for coming all this... Wait, you just wanted me to show you my homework? Do you own homework! Geez, don't mislead me like that... ...What is this box? Is it a present? O-Oh. Then, I'll gladly take it... Hey, you didn't do all this just to get a kick out of how I'd react, right?" -Platinum Jacket
"Ah, you wasted no time in coming. …You’re not scheming to horseplay around on my birthday, are you?" - Union Bithday
"You want me to take a picture of in this outfit and send it to my family? …Well, I guess that’s fine. Th-Then… please take one for me." - Union Bithday
"Thanks for the birthday wishes. …Something I hope for in the coming year? I want to grow some more. Eh? I’m already big enough? …I’m not talking about my height! I mean I want to mature more. Whenever you’re around I end up feeling so dazed. It must mean I’m relaxed around you. Thanks." - Union Bithday
((i mean… he's already our big boy… I hope the wolf form grows bigger and bigger too, my cute puppy))
((I feel like Yuu feels lighter and more playful around Jack, to the point of making pranks and having fun together <3))
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ɐɐǝs ǝɥʇ ɹǝpu∩ ɐɐǝs ǝɥʇ ɹǝpu∩
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"Oh my, I see how your eye shines so... If you've taken a liking to that painting, I shall order a reproduction for you. At a discounted price, of course." - Platinum Jacket
"Young love is wonderful. There is no end to the troubles that come from it, so it's quite a favorable emotion for those of us who impart counsel." - Platinum Jacket
"Laying out on the beach to watch the sunset is actually rather lovely, isn't it?"- Beach Wear
" The water around this island is unbelievably delightful. The water is warm and there are no predators. It is a far cry from my hometow."-Beach Wear
"If I were to describe the Coral Sea in one word, it would be "vast." If you ever decide to visit for a vacation, you may come to regret it. "- Beach Wear
"What could you possibly... ...Oh, it's you. I thought it may have been Stitch-san coming to pester me once again."- Beach Wear
"You may leave it to me to lead us in this dance. Allow me to show you just how much effort I've put forth."-Masquerade Dress
"You wish me to take your picture? Of course, I don't mind whatsoever. Now, what should I ask for in return?"- Masquerade Dress
"Oh, my, are you sharing your pastries with me? I would be elated to take some off your hands. It is rather nice that I can try so many in smaller portions."-Masquerade Dress
" What is it? Eh, oh, I look good in this outfit? ...Fufufu, whatever are you scheming? Please, do tell."-Masquerade Dress
"Jade poured this tea as his gift to me. Only... He had this strangely good-natured smile on his face as he did so. ...Would you care to drink it?"- Bloom Birthday ( you littl-)
"I don't understand why candles are inserted into the cake... Sure, it's lovely to see the flames dance in the dark, but it ruins the cake's presentation when it comes time to eat it." -Bloom Birthday
"Something I would like? ...Then, please sing a birthday song for me. Come, you'll sing for me, won't you?"-Bloom Birthday
"Azul can grant any wish," they say. ...Would you like to see if the rumors are true?- Ceremonial Wear
and this duo dialogue? BOYYY
Azul: I am so honored to be paired with you, Jamil-san.
Jamil: Get moving instead of just flapping your lips, Azul.
(suck this up octoponk)
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"Down in the ocean depths, the Sea Witch's favorite lipstick is very popular. The container is even shaped like a seashell... I recall gifting it to my mother once, as well."- New Year ((I have a wish for my birthday present, and I think you do too))
 "Do go on, Tsum-san, do whatever you please. It's alright, I shall be watching over you."- Tsumsitter ((Go ahead little creature, spread chaos, I'll be admiring your work))
"Allow me to show you how wonderous the mountains truly are. I do so hope that you will want to join the Mountain Lovers Club afterwards."- Outdoor Wear
"I brought along a very large backpack, but it is mostly empty. That is so that I will be able to bring home some of the nature's bounty as souvenirs."- Outdoor Wear
"It is more crucial to use your intellect when it comes to potionology, rather than magic. Since you have no magical abilities, don't you think this would be the perfect subject for you?"- Lab Wear
"Could you tell me your favorite dish? It may be a good addition for the Mostro Lounge menu."- Lab Wear
"Have you ever heard the phrase "haste makes waste"? ...Never mind, how foolish of me to ask."- Lab Wear
"In the Mountain Lovers Club I founded, we study the flora that we've collected. ...Oh, does this pique your interest?""- Lab Wear
"May I help you? ...I'm afraid it is somewhat difficult to continue exercising when you're staring at me so intensely."- Pe Education
"You are quite... No, nevermind. You do realize that courage and recklessness are two different things entirely, yes?"- Pe Education
"You wish to climb Moln Mountain? I understand how you must feel, but... Snowy mountains are quite dangerous. It may be better for you to build up your climbing experience little by little first."- Apple Boa
((I don't know about you, but Jade's sentences wander from a nice person to someone suspicious)) ((Do you want to know something? Everything that comes out of his mouth is a trap, suspicious as hell))
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"Here, Shrimpy-chan, you can have my fries. Nah, you don't gotta thank me. I just couldn't finish 'em 'cause I just slathered something spicy all over it." - Playfull Dress
" Y'know, I really like big and hefty shoes like these~ I love the way they make big, strong stompy sounds when I walk~" - Playfull Dress
"My shoes and jacket sparkles just like scales! Humans have it so good~ They can just swap up their scales whenever they want just by changing clothes." - Platinum Jacket
Beach Wear Vignette - Dialogue
Floyd: 'Cause, I mean, if someone tells you not to do something, doesn't it just make you want to do it more?
Stitch: Yahahahaha!
Floyd: My pops and mama always told us that it was dangerous for us kids to go by ourselves, so we shouldn't go near it.
Stitch: Grrr, rargh!
Floyd: Hmm? Oh, it's nothing like that. That whole thing where the humans and merfolk were afraid of each other is stuff from a long, long time ago.
Floyd: Folks've been comin' and goin' between the land and sea for a while now, ever since the mermaid princess married that human prince.
"Aha. I'm all ready to go, but is the party ready for me?"- Bloom Birthday ((Chaotic child detected))
"Ah, hey, it's Koebi-chan. So you're gonna give me whatever I want as a present? Then, tell me a fun story you know from up here on the surface. ...What, you weren't expecting me to ask for somethin' intangible? I mean, this is waaay better than getting somethin' I don't need. But I ain't gonna let it slide if you tell me a boring story. Mmkay, you can go ahead and start now~"-Bloom Birthday
"Maaan, passing practice is so boring 'cause it's too easy. Koebi-chan, wanna play 1 on 1 with me? I'll go a little bit easy on you"- Club Wear
"Hm, I don't see your mouth watering. You saying my food tastes bad?"- Apprentice Chef
"I make a ton of grilled sandwiches. I ain't got a recipe or anything. Just toss in some leftovers and grill 'em and you're done."- Apprentice Chef
"Jade'll put shiitake mushrooms in pretty much anything, so I got to the point that just lookin' at 'em pisses me off."- Apprentice Chef
" You make real great-lookin' faces when you're eating, Shrimpy. Didja like my cooking? 'Kay, then next time, I'll make you something even better."- Apprentice Chef (( PLEASE DO ))
" Next time, you should go up on stage, Koebi-chan. I'll be expectin' a fun show."- Port Wear
" Ehhh, my ribbon's crooked? I don't have a mirror, so I can't see it... Shrimpy-chan, why don'tcha fix it nicely for me?"- Platinum Jacket
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pancake-breakfast · 9 months
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The problem with being on Volume 9 is that means we're on the last buffer before Volume 10, and I am Not Ready. None of us are.
Stream-of-consciousness thoughts for TriMax Vol. 9, Chapters 1-2 below.
TriMax Volume 9 Covers
Ugh, we just have to start with a Vashwood cover, don't we? I have too many Vashwood feels right now. I can't handle this.
Ah, the return of the blow-up doll. Is... is she jealous of whatever the hell is going on with Vash and Wolfwood here? (Honestly, I have no idea what's going on with them here, and I wouldn't be surprised if Nightow doesn't know, either.)
Back cover Liviooooooo.... Oh, shit, he's not wearing his skull there.
Ahahahahahaha, that's a no-face reference on the back there. Looks like he's got some dolls of his own. I... I don't know what to think about that. I'm just not going to lest it make my brain hurt.
What kind of chapter/volume name is "LR"??
Someone take down the Kuroneko-sama. I'm pretty sure she's dry.
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Chapter 1: Home
In Stampede, "Home" was a reference to the place where Luida and them live. Here, it seems to refer to the orphanage.
Baby Livio! Baby Nico!!!
Wolfwood, feeding the forlorn. Of course.
Ah, I see he's been reunited with Angelina II. Get yourself reunited with Vash, you idiot.
Aaaand he's going against the caravan for some reason.
LOL, he is DETERMINED to get through going the wrong way. And quickly. This feels like a bit of overkill for a simple gate.
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Heh, even as a child, he still has so many Wolfwood mannerisms.
Oh, shit. He's going back for Livio, isn't he?
He really loved his life at the orphanage....
Goshdarn puppies getting in stupid places.
Yeah! Go, baby Livio! Do good things!
Oh, Livio, honey.... If you thought you getting dumped here was because you didn't do something--whatever that might be--to make yourself lovable, you are dead wrong. I don't have to know any more about where you came from to know that.
Baby Wolfwood is such a big brother to everyone here.
Something wrong with his eyes...? Is that...?
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Did he ("he") kill the puppy because it put someone else in danger?
Hahahahaha, no secrets between siblings. And an orphanage has a LOT of siblings.
Oh, no. Poor baby Livio. He's just... got a lot going on, I'm sure. But it might be easier with friends.
Hey, is this round guy the kid Wolfwood used to walk to the bathroom?
Hahahaha, yeah, it's him. He doesn't recognize his big bro, of course. Wolfwood's been through a lot.
Twelve, huh? Why's it always gotta be twelve? Something something religious imagery, I know.
Ohhhh, nooooo. Livio, this isn't where you should be....
He's helped set a trap for Wolfwood? My dude, no.
Also, goshdarn, why's he gotta be good-looking?? There are some grumbling about his looks in Stampede, but both versions of him are freaking dorito chips with long hair and goth aesthetic, so I'm not complaining.
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Yeah, Wolfwood definitely sucks at cutting ties to people he cares about. I'm not sure if Knives really succeeded or really fucked up by ordering him to escort Vash, 'cause there was no way in hell Wolfwood wasn't gonna get attached to Vash.
Wait, did Livio do something to get on the Eye of Michael's bad side? Also, just how big is their cult? I thought a good chunk of it got wiped out a few volumes ago by that horn-headed guy and the weird CLAMP bishounen. Also also, wasn't Chapel bragging to Wolfwood about how Livio was basically like a better version of him... but Livio got kicked out??? Questions.
Dude, is this little Cactus kid gonna try and take on Eye of Michael by himself?? Dang, no wonder they recruit from this orphanage. These kids got guts.
Side note, I love how Wolfwood's chillin' here, loading up his gun, but also his whole demeanor is like he's just one of the kids.
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Oh, I guess these guys aren't true EoM. They're... like... mercenaries or some such.
"Once this ark scare is over...." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoo boy, who's gonna tell him?
Welp, this guy is trash. He needs a name. I'm gonna call him... Cable-Face.
Seriously?? He wants interesting reactions from the child he's tormenting and likely to kill?? This guy needs new hobbies.
As someone who worked in dentistry, I like the implication that nearly every one of Cable-Face's teeth are fake. AND he still managed to chip TWO. This kid's life might be worthless, but so is your dental hygiene, Cable-Face.
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AAAAAAHHHHHH LIVIO TO THE RESCUE!!!! GIT 'IM MY BADASS BOI!!!
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Oh, I guess Cable-Face was very cyborg. Whatever, he may not have needed to be if he had taken better care of himself. And Livio's right; he was pretty annoying.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go simp for Livio for a bit.
*This space reserved for Livio simping*
(Crap, I just put two and two together and I think I know what "LR" stands for now. MOVING ON!!!)
Chapter 2: Tempest
Aw, man. Them kids are putting two and two together about their good friend Wolfwood. Let us all shed a tear for Wolfwood's lost youth.
Welp, that's two "alarms" down.
G'night, Burnsie! All y'all are in for a baaaaad day for pissin' off my guy Wolfwood.
OMG he didn't kill Burnsie. And he's trying to negotiate these guys out of dying, too. He's literally fighting for the thing that matters most to him, and he's trying to do it Vash's way.
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Great camaraderie amongst these mercs, I see. /s
Ultimate tiger family?? Ugh, sure, yeah, whatever, man.
HAHAHAHAHA, Wolfwood with the backwards shooting. Get wrecked, tiger man.
Badass Wolfwood poses.
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"Keep your eyes on him!" *friend gets smacked in the face* LOL
Badass. Wolfwood. Poses.
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DAMMIT, I just remembered *redacted redacted redacted* Ugh, they really gotta do this, don't they???
Wolfwood and his kid self....
@sweetpotoooooooos noted Kid Wolfwood training with Eye of Michael looks like Megumi from JJK is cosplaying as Lara Croft and now I can't unsee it. (I think Megumi is angrier, though, and has a LOT more chill.)
Getting worse? How?? Because he doubts his right to take another's life??? Screw you, Old Man. Like, seriously. You talk like what he's doing now takes less courage and less calculation and less skill, and that's absolute bullshit.
LOL, Chapel is SO MAD! Good, be mad and dumb. Also, he's really rocking that dramatic cult leader garb today.
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*COUGH* Sorry, I had to many words and they got stuck.
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UGH, I dun want them to fight! They should be brothers!!
Duuuuuuude, something something Stampede! I can feel the influence here. Also, I'm not ready for this.
LOL, Chekov's rocket. Wolfwood sure has fun with these things.
Looks like everyone's in a lot of pain... but they're alive. And also...
Epic
Wolfwood
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May the humiliation all these mercs faced here today inspire them to rethink their lives. Maybe make a change in their career paths.
Heh. He knows Livio is here, and he's calling him for help.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LIVIO RESPONDED!!!!
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Ok, I need to focus on this pose for just a moment. Because this is first time I've seen anything... anything resembling actual will and determination in Livio's face. And it's just for a second, a single panel, before we pull out too much to get a clear read on him again. All the rest of the time, his face is either hidden in shadows or he just looks resigned, depressed, and/or detached. But this panel? There's life in his face here.
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Haaaahahahaha, their greeting to each other is such... brothers. Sibling energy. I submit that they are both dumbasses.
One step closer....
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ratsoh-writes · 4 months
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Heh-heh. No worries!! I've absolutely done the same when it comes to my soulmate. You just.... gotta brag about the person you love most, right? Make sure everyone appreciates them in the way you do.
I think Papyrus mentioned helping you guys out with your wedding awhile ago? I'm assuming it went well if you're still starry-eyed about her.
*I wasn't kidding when I said the shop was close, it's right outside of the park. Hot chocolate, here we come!!*
Alphys sighs happily
Alphys: so well…. So so well… oh! Y-you have a soulmate too! So who is it?
When she gets her drink, she picks a hot chocolate that’s practically half vanilla pumps. Gotta admit, it smells great though
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twistedtummies2 · 7 months
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How would your twst ocs react to their s/o just dreamily staring at them and when called out, they tell them that they're just too handsome not to look at? Asking because I'm feeling good today lol
Well, part of this concept involves what the pair are DOING when the S/O gets caught staring at the OC. For the sake of this set of headcanons, I'm imagining the specific scenario is the OC in question and their S/O are in the school library. Maybe they're there to study, maybe they're just chatting in hushed voices, but either way, they're in an out-of-the-way spot of the area, and the OC stops whatever they are doing when they notice the S/O gazing upon them... Nakoda is very well aware of the fact he's absolutely freaking gorgeous, and prides himself in it. So somebody telling him he's handsome and eye-catching is nothing new. His reaction, of course, is to tease his little "sssweetheart," perhaps offering to let you see a lot more than his face somewhere more private. Don't take this to mean he doesn't appreciate the compliment though: he might even be blushing a little bit, since your praise means more to him than anybody else's. Billy is proud of his body, and has a certain amount of ego...but he's not used to someone just...sincerely and happily telling him he looks handsome. In fact, his first reaction when he catches you staring is worrying if he has something stuck in his teeth or whatever. Once you tell him that, no, you just like looking at him...he'll blush and give you a big, gap-toothed smile. "Awwww...well, thank you! I like looking at you, too! ^///^ " Elias will frown when he catches you, and calmly recommend you both get back to the books you're studying for class. When you tell him he's too handsome to focus on studying...his ears will perk up and his eyes will widen. His face will flush, and you can hear his tail beating against his seat as it starts to wag. After a bit, he'll calm down, a bashful smile on his face as he chuckles nervously and adjusts his glasses: "Heh heh...yes, well...be that as it may..." He tries to refocus, but after a moment, you can't help but hear him mumble: "Come on, I didn't even have a quote prepared for a response...you've gotta give me time to rehearse my reactions, jeeze..."
Reno will scowl and sneer, and actually look behind and around him, as it literally doesn't even remotely occur to him you could be admiring his face. He might even snap his fingers in your face, growling for you to focus up: you agreed to play cards with him if he agreed to study with you a bit here. He'd like to finish and get to the game ASAP. When you tell him what distracted you...his eyes will widen...then he'll snicker and shake his head: "Yeah, right. Ya don't hafta lie to me, y'know." When you make it clear you are NOT lying...well...you've got a blushy bug boi on your hands now. Do with that what you will. ;) James will be somewhat similar to Elias in response, but with one key difference: when you tell him what distracted you, his response is basically this: "...I...I am? I mean...OF COURSE! Yes, I know, I'm devilishly handsome to behold! But, ah...perhaps we can admire my splendid features later?" He'll be blushing, but he'll be filled with more pride than ever for the rest of the day. He might even brag about it to Smitty: "My darling thinks I'M the most handsome creature in the world! They can't take their eyes off me! Ha HA! Take that, Satyr, Mr. Can't-Keep-a-Mate-to-Save-His-Sorry-Life! Let's see you top THAT! >:D " Smitty...will be confused what you're staring at, and might even be a bit concerned. Once you explain to him...he immediately covers his face with his hat while making flustered sounds. Precious little dear. Maelstrom will be looking through a book of art, and glare over the rims of his reading glasses. He growls about how you don't have to stare at his glasses like that, it's not like you haven't seen him wear them before...he's not fond of when people bring attention to them. However, you tell him it's not his glasses you're looking at. Just him. All of him. And as far as the glasses go, you think he looks good in them. He'll just...stare at you, somewhat slack-jawed, startled, even stunned...before coughing into a fist and blushing as he mutters, "Wh-Whatever. Just...focus on what we're supposed to be lookin' at, got it?" You do notice, however, that after that point, he seems a lot less bothered about wearing his glasses in class. Theodore and Grit, I'm not sure yet, but I can guarantee they're another couple of boys who get blushy to some degree or another. Running theme with the whole team. ;)
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guesswho873 · 2 years
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A squeaky toy and a piano.
Summary : techno and dream have a tickle fight.
Note : THIS IS NOT A SHIP FIC. And in this fic techno and dream are kinda younger than,they are now. like 4 years before. ( and this is a big fic)
Ok you can read now
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So.. Techno was training with a bow and arrow but he wasn't hitting a bullseye.
He was disappointed. But he didn't stop training and keep on going...
He wanted to be good at pvp. Not cuz he want to brag about it. It's just... he wanted to protect the people he cares about and that is his family.
Phillza,wilbur and his litte brother tommy.
Philza was the 1st person techno ever trusted.phillza bought him away from the hell place he called "home".
And bought him to a real home,.. At first techno wasn't sure if he could trust him or not, but then phillza became a father figure to techno.
When he first entered phillza's house a litte boy his age came running to see phill, techno thought that boy would be weirded out seeing him or wont accept him... But that boy gave a handshake and welcomed him warmly into their house, and made him sit down on the couch and introduced himself as wilbur. It was a great 1st impression for techno.
Then after a couple years just like him, phill brought another kid who was actually younger than both him and wilbur. He was blonde and had blue eyes he was nervous to talk to anyone there, but as wilbur did to techno, wilbur welcomed that boy. But still that boy wasn't talking with anybody other than phill. But after some space he finally freely talked with them and introduced himself as tommy.
From then he was living with them and he was VERY grateful to be there. Sure a lot of times they will fight over silly things. And they both will be (especially tommy) annoying but at the end of the day they all will be laughing.
And for all of this he wanted to protect them till the end of the world. So he practiced a lot. he beat phillza, wilbur was not into fighting and didn't fight him
And well...
tommy always wanted to fight techno, but he was too young and have to do a lot of practice.
So he wanted a new opponent.
Suddenly a bush sound from far beside him made him come out of his thoughts. He quickly turned his bow in that direction and shoot it.
Suddenly a hand grabbed it, And someone came from behind the bush. Which surprised techno a litte.
"Hey! Watch it you could have hurt me" the guy said.
"Heh?!" Techno said and hold his arrow and bow to shoot again. But the guy said.
"Woah! Wait don't shoot me I am not gonna do anything' and moved forward. Now Techno can see him clearly and saw he looked as the same age as him. But he was wearing a green hoodie and a smiling face mask that was covering his whole fase.
'Wait? A SMILING face mask ? Why?"Techno thought and it only grew his suspicious.
"What are you doing here?!" Techno said Still pointing his bow.
"I was just wondering off near here but then I heard a noise and I came here and saw you..... I assume practicing.. With that bow and arrow and... I gotta tell you,you suck" that guy said.
"So you were SPYING ON ME!!??" techno said streching the string on the bow with the arrow.
"WOAH!! Wait!! Nonono, i-i mean k-kinda... I am sorry" the guy apologized.
Seeing the guy with no weapons on his hands and looked as same age as him he lowed his bow.and raised his one eyebrow.
"What do you mean 'you suck' so you can do better? Huh?" Techno asked.
"Yeah!" With that he quickly took a bow and arrow from his inventory and shot a bullseye.
"okay that is kinda.... impressive I guess" techno admitted.
The guy looked proud. But Suddenly while these two were talking a zombie came behind the guy and techno saw it.
Techno quickly pulled that guy behind him and took his sword and beat the mob and it died and that guy looked impressed.
"Heh?" Techno asked looking at him.
"You are really good with swords I see?" The guy asked.
"Oh!" Techno looked down at his sword and said " yeah, why aren't you?"
"Nope still working on it" that guy said and sighed.
"And I am working on my bow and arrow" said and stepping forward to again practice but that guy said.
"Hey! we could teach each other if you like it?" That got techno off guard
"Heh!? You serious?" Techno asked.
"Yep 100%" the guy said.
"I don't even know your name or anything?". Techno asked.
"So do I?" The guy said.
Fair point.
"But if you wanna know I am dream and you?" Dream asked.
But techno was silent he didn't know if he could trust him.
And dream know it so he said " ok tell me when your comfortable " techno just didn't say anything. This is getting awkward.
" ok.... Are we making a deal or not?" Dream asked.
"Where?" Techno asked.
"What?" Dream asked.
"I mean where are we practicing and is it everyday or some days only? " techno asked.
"Hmm... this place itself looks good and guess everyday for...... 5 hour or 3 hours your choice" dream said not clear but techno lift his hand for a handshake and for the deal.
Dream smiled and they shook their hands. But today was getting late so they went on their separate direction.
Techno still wasn't sure anout this, but guess he will see..
And it was a good choice cuz they became good friends. For some months it was just practice but then techno started to trust him and they also talked about things beside the practicing things, and they even hang out,
Techno said his name and dream revealed his face and Techno even introduced dream to his family. But Techno didn't know about dream's family.
But he is not sure if he has a family, so he didn't want to ask.
Several more months later.
It was a another day they were practicing... I mean they leaned fully but, as they say "practice makes a better man" so they still do it.
But they don't teach each other anymore it's more like battle. Most of the time it will end up in a draw.
Or sometimes dream or Techno would win but it never ended. They almost everyday fight not a real fight but a friendly match between them.
It was going smoothly untill techno made a move with his sword and try to hit dream but failed and his sword flew and he quickly took his shield and protected him from dream.
"HA! ohhhhh techno it's not gonna last you long.... What are you gonna do~~~" dream was getting cocky.
"I mean it's YOU how I am fighting with so.... I should be fineeee" techno sassed back. But that made dream even more motivated to defeat him.
He went straight to hitting his shield faster to brake it but techno also didn't make it easy, he moved to avoid the attacks,made dream think he was gonna do something but doing the opposite. But after a while...
Techno didn't know what to do, he got away from the attacks... But whenever he went closer to his sword dream always made sure he didn't take it.
Techno shield was almost broken he need to think fast. But on his thoughts he slipped a little and kinda lost his balance ,and that was the chance.
Dream was about to swing again with full force to end this match.even Techno thought it was over when suddenly something pounced on dream making him fall down.
"Wha-" were the last words from a confused dream before he fell down.
Techno was just as confused but saw what pounced on dream it was a wolf (or a dog cuz in minecraft it is a woolf so I called it both woolf and a dog).
Techno smiled as he saw dream was struggling to push the woolf off and it was barking at him.
"Woof! Woof" the dog barked at him.
Dream who was laying down with the dog on his ribs and his hands on the dog trying to push it off.
"What are you! barking at?! I should be the one to be mad that you are on me!!". Dream said. It was a adorable scene.
Tecno giggled at his position.
"Deheram I think you gone insane man, I don't think humans can talk to dogs, I mean maybe Teletubbies can, I don't know haha" techno said walking to dream and standing beside him.
"You think this is funny!!?" Dream asked STILL trying to get the big dog out of him while trying not to hurt the dog.
"Hilarious indeed" techno smiled.
Dream gave him a "you serious?" Glare. And techno giggled even more.
Dream groaned. " whatever can you make the dog get off me?!"
Even though techno was enjoying this moment he helped dream and made the dog stand beside him.
Dream sat straight stretching his spine when techno bought a sword near his neck.
"I won" techno said grinning. Dream groaned seeing his sword was not in his hands.
"Fine!! But that is cheating!!" Dream complained.
"I don't see a problem" techno simply said.
"Oh! YeAh LetTInG yOuR DoG TAcKlE mE Is noT cHeATiNg" dream said in sarcasm.
But techno looked confused and said " it's not my dog I thought it was your's?" And sat beside dream
"What!? I thought it was your dog! If it was mine I would have controlled it!" Dream said.
"I mean you could have not trained your dog idk..." Techno said and dream gave him a another glare, with made techno giggle a little.
The dog jumped on techno's lap. Happy wagging his tail.
"See?!" Dream said. And techno replied with
" I mean I am good with dogs so, that could be it?" Techno said checking if it has a collar but it didn't. And dream saw it and said
"So... This dog doesn't have a owner I think?"
Techno looked at dream and said " hmm let me think! It's like I lived with this dog my whole life.. Yeah dream!! idk.. I just as confused as you are!" With sarcasm.
Which made dream laugh.
Dream looked at the dog at pet it's back and neck.
The dog melted on Techno's lap and turned to it's stomach facing the top.
"Aww!!" Dream said and techno whispered the same thing.
And dream started to rub the woolf's belly and said " "Awww! Aren't you a cute boy?!" And giggled when the dog barked softly.
Techno was smiling at dream and wondering 'how dream went this soft? He was trying to kill him like 3 min ago!!'
"Why are you silent? Huh? Aren't you gonna pet it?"
"Dream asked and smiled. Which made techno snap out of his thoughts.
"Nah I finneee" techno said. Not that he didn't like that dog but he is worried that he would hurt it. Dream fake gasped.
'Look he doesn't want to pet you how could he!?"dream "complained" to the dog,which made techno roll his eyes.
But Suddenly that dog jumped on techno's shoulder and started to nuzzle his face on techno's face to show it's love.
"Awwwww! See how can you not pet i-" before dream could finish his sentence Techno suddenly squeaked.
You see.. The dog nuzzled on techno's face at first but then it moved to his neck and ears too.
Techno was bright pink from the embarrassment and closed his mouth but went back to giggling cuz the dog started to nuzzle even faster cuz it thought he was happy cuz of the laughter.
Techno was trying to push off the dog but again the dog's grip was tight, it didn't hurt but still.
Seeing his first dream was kinda shocked but then he smiled even smirked.
"Ohh! My~~ look at this adorable scene ~~" dream teased.
"Ack!! Cahahahahan yohohhou shuhahat uhahahp ahahahand hehehelp meheHe?" Techno said giggling.
"OH! NOW you want MY help?! But when I was like this you was just laughing huh?!" Dream said grinning but techno could only hear it cuz he was wearing the mask.
"Cohohohohm ohohohon I hehehelped you ah-" techno said, which kinda was true.
"Hmmm you know what? you are right you DID help me so I guess I will give you a hand~~" dream said but techno didn't believe it for even a second. And he was right.
Dream poked techno's side. Which made him squeak.
"Aw" dream said. "Nohohoh Wahahahahit hahahah drehehemeam" Techno said.
"I mean I can...... But I won't!" Dream said and slightly started to scratch his side.
AH- "hahahahahahha nohoHoHoOhO" techno backed up and moved and finally the dog got off cuz of all the movements.
This was the opportunity, techno tackled dream and got on top of him.
It got dream off guard so he couldn't do anything.
"Ohoh! Dream you messed with a wrong person ~~" techno teased.
He wiggled his finger above dream's ribs.
"Tehehechheno whahahait lehehet's tahahalk abohout thihis". Dream was already squeaking and giggling and techno didn't even start.
"Oh! Look at this piano, soooooo many notes to play~~ and it will even give different cute noise whenever I press the keyssssssss---". Techno teased finally starting with squeezing top to the lower ribs. Dream even laughed harder.
"AH- haha WA- nohohoho EEK- tehehchno!" Dream said squeaking.
"See told you different,different noises~~~" techno said smirking.
"SAh- hahahaht uhahap" dream said trying to wiggle out of techno's grip.
"Oh! Bold words from a worm! if I being honest" techno grined and continued:
"But it's still requires punishment " with the techno went for dream's hips
"Nonono! waHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH NOHOHO THEHEHEHECHNOHOHO NOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHRE" Dream laughed so hard. He tossed, wiggled, and kicked but nothing worked.
Techno smiled at this. But what he wasn't expecting it dream launched his hand on teach's sides and that made techno quietly squeaked and push his hands down. Which was a golden opportunity for dream.
He quickly tackled techno like his life depends on it, techno landed on his cape and dream launched his arms on Techno's sides which made him giggle.
"Heh?! Hehehehahahahha dehehehehahahm whaha- heh?!" Techno was still confused on what just happened but he couldn't focus on that when his sides are being attacked.
"What do you mean "heh!?" Oh! You wanna know what happened... Don't worry I will tell you" with that stopped wiggling his fingers fast and slowly tracing a circle and other shapes on techno's sides to still make him giggle but not laugh.
"You see the big you know! bad technoblade thought he could take me down with a few tickles-" before dream could finish his sentence techno said.
"Ohoh! I dohon't knhohw whoho thihis 'tehechnohonoblahade' is, buhuhut he gohot you gohod cuhuz you whehere lahaughing lihike a bahaby" techno smirked seeing dream's ear got a little pink.
Dream swallowed his giggles and said.
"Oh yeah? Says you!! I barely doing anything and YOU'RE laughing" dream said that quickly and grinned and continued in a teasing tone "then I can only imagine how you would laugh if I wiggle my nails on you stomach or ruthlessly scratch your armpits, or count your ribs by squeezing each of them or even blow a rasp-" and techno interrupted.
"deHehEam stOHOp!!" His face was bright pink and he covered his face with his hands.
"Nah! No you can't do that!" Dream said and removed his hands and pinned them behind Techno's head.and then-
Dream just for the kill he wiggled his fingers on techno's ribs. Techno burst out giggling.
"DEhEhahaAham haHAAHhaha stOhoHOp ithIhiHihIHT riGiHiT now!" Techno said but dream just ignored him and said.
"As I promised earlier, let's count shall we?" Dream giggled at seeing Techno's eyes widened a little.
"One"
"Twoooo"
"Threeeee"
"NO! Dream don- aH- ohohoh cHOme onhohn eKk-" Techno said squeaking and giggling whenever dream squeezed his ribs one by one.
"Hmmm?! If I AM a piano then what is this a squeaky toy? Aww a Pig squeaky toy!!". Dream said in teasing and a baby voice. Techno's face was full pink now.
"Aww you look like a real pig right now~~" dream said.
"Buhohoht yOHOHou alwHAHAHYs loHOHOHK LihiHiHihik a teheletahaby hHAhahahHahAH" techno said.
"Oh that is it!!" With that dream blowed a raspberry on his ribs.
"AHHAHAHAHAHA DREhehehaAHAM stHOhohOhp thHIhiS"
Dream Suddenly stopped and said " ok I WILL stop! But in one condition~~~" dream came closer and smirked and said " just admit that you cheated and I won"
"Heh?! Why?" Techno asked.
"Cuz you wanna stop this... right?" Dream said keeping his fingers wiggling dangerously close to techno's armpits.
Seeing this techno started to giggle cuz it was a bad spot but he IS techno so he said
"technoblade never dies" famous last words. Dream just said " your loss" and started ruthlessly scratching on techno's armpits.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHA DEHEHAHAHAM WAHAHAHIT" techno said but dream just shook his head and said " no techno, you wanted this"
This whole time the woolf was just sitting there did not know what is happening. Dream saw this and called him
"hey doggo see he is STILL not loving you!! You know what to do"
The woolf barked and went close to techno's sides and nuzzled it's head. And techno was in hysterical.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAH NOHOHOHOHOH DOHOHHOHOOHN'T *snort* LEHEHHEEHSEN TOHHO HIHIM HAHAAH" Techno couldn't focus on anything.
"Aww! i told you, you are a wittle pig" dream said in a baby voice.
But idk what came to the dog's mind but it again pounced on dream.
"Ack-" dream fell back in a thud the woolf was wagging his tail, standing on dream's ribs and licking dream's mask.
Techno took a few seconds to breath. And went closer to dream and just like the last time and he was ready to tickle him.
"Ohh! how unfortunate~~" techno said. Oh no that is not a good sign for dream.
He got closer to dream and again like the last time ready to attack.
" cohohome on technhohoho yohoho stahahated ihihiht I whahas juhhahast was geheheting my rehehevenge " dream said.
" heh!? What do I hear? Oh yeah a bunch of EXCUSES!~ and besides YOU started it." Techno said and started to tickle dream's stomach. Oof it was a bad spot.
Ptttt- HAHHAHAHAHAHA TECHAHHAHANOHOHOH I WHAHHAS JUAHAHHAST *wheeze* PLAHAHAHAHYING WIHIHIHIHT YOU *wheeze*. Dream laughed he kicked his legs but it didn't work.
"oh! wait dream I think the tea is ready! cuz it's sounds like it!?" Techno teased and started to scribe above dream's belly button. And dream was in loud hysterical.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH TEHEHEHEVHNOHOHOH I*wheeze* CAHAHAHAHNT PLEHEHEHEHSE"dream begged but techno saw his face, uh-um oh he can't cuz of the mask so he removed it .
And there! it was a emerald green eyes, red face and a big smile.and Techno ordered the woolf:
"Hey! I think that place is cosy for you, you should just sit there". The woolf which was standing on dream's ribs barked happily and started kneading and turned in circles.
This with the belly tickle was soo tingly to dream.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH TECHHAHAHAHNHOHOHO PLEHEHEHEHEHEHSE AHAHHAHAHA" dream again pleaded but techno just replied.
"So give up?~~". Dream wanted to, but his ego did not let him so he shook his head. To which techno sighed and said.
"Poor thing" and lifted his shirt and blowed a raspberry on his belly button. And dream almost screamed.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAHAHAHTS TOHOHOHOH MUHAHAHAHHACH HAHAHAHAHAHA" dream kicked his legs faster.
but techno ignored him cuz he know dream could take more and blowed some few small raspberry around dream's belly.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHA OKHEHEHEHEAHAH I GIHIHIHIHIIVE UHAHHAAHHAP AHHAHAHAH"
Dream finally gave up and techno stopped and the woolf too backed off. Techno smiled at dream curling up but said.
"HA! 'L'" and was about to leave when dream pulled him into a back hug and made him fall down and put techno's cape over techno's head and pinned his legs.
(Idk how to explain it but I will do my best: so now techno's head laying on dream's chest like they are sitting and dream pinned him from behind and put his leg over techno's leg so he can't kick or move and techno's hands are trying get the cape off but it was really thick, I mean he can if dream isn't distracting)
"Heh?! Wha- is this noncence you CHEATER" techno said but dream just smirked and said:
"As you said earlier 'I don't see a problem' hehe" dream said in a teasing tone.
And started to scribe ruthlessly on techno's armpits again and techno's muffled laugher can be heard.
"AHHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHT AHAHAHGHAHAIN COHOHOM *snort* OHOHON HAHAHA" Techno said.
"Yeah that is why you shouldn't mess with me! But it's already too late" dream said giggling.
"TAHAHAHAHAHTH'S NOHOHOHHAHAHAHAT *snort* FAHAHAHAHAIR HAHAHAHAHAHA" techno tried to protested but I didn't work. Since dream is attacking his armpits he can't even get his cape off.
Suddenly Dream accidently tickled the back of the armpits and kinda also tickled his back. And techno squeaked so loud just like a pig. (and don't search how a pig squeak or sounds like, it's actually kinda scary just saying)
Dream almost stopped and said " wow thahat was amahahzihing! I didn't know you could do that" in a teasing tone.and techno wanted the floor to just swallow him.
"Ohh~ techno is your back ticklish?? Hmm?~~" dream asked.
"I cahan sahahy yehehs ohohr nohoho but yohohu gohohohna dohoh ihiht anhanywhahay sohoh WHhahaY dohoho you ahahask?" Techno Said in sarcasm.
"Obviously! But just checking" dream said pulling up his shirt to reveal techno's back. And it was full of many scars and bruises...
'Wow techno didn't got this scars these couple months and his family could never do this, then DID he got them when he was little but he didn't want to ask right now'. Dream was thinking of this and techno said.
"DREhehehaAHAM?? Hello? can yohohu lehEhevehEhE meheHe alohohne and then day dheheam?" techno said still trying to get out but he was tired so he couldn't.
This made dream come back to earth. "Nope just one more spot to go" dream said.
"Cohome on yohohu dohohon't have tohoh dohoho this" techno said and dream replied.
"Ok then give up" simply but again like dream techno just shook his head.
"that was expected, R.I.P" and he tickled in the middle of the spine and techno flinched so hard and bust out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH DEHEHEHEHEHAM *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAH" techno said.
"That's me! I know it's a 'cool' name but you don't have to say it this often haha"dream said but techno couldn't even focus on that only on the tickles.
"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I CAHAHAHAHN'T *snort* HAHAHAHAHAH *hic* HAHAHAHAHAHHA" techno was in hysterical.
"Oh! I see hiccups also joined the party! Welcome... Welcome " dream can see he was getting tired so he was gonna do one more thing...
He breath in to blow the raspberry, but what he didn't know is that the woolf went inside the cape and near techno's belly, techno some how didn't notice and the woolf started to nibble a litte. And the raspberry was blown and. And you know what happened
"PTTT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THEHEHEHE DOHOHOOHOHG HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA I GIHIHIHV UHAHAHP AHAHHAH"
Just as he said that dream left him and then only realised that the dog was also nibbling him. He quickly picked up the dog. And checked if techno's ok.
"You good?" Dream asked him offering him a hand to make him stand, Techno stood up, smiled and said " technoblade never dies". Dream rolled his eyes and said:
"Oh~ trust me if that lasted a bit longer you would be dead 'squeaky toy' " dream said grinning.
"In your dreams 'piano' techno said 'but guess he is kinda right' techno thought but didn't say it.
That when dream remembered.
"But anyway I won todays match" dream said with a grin.
"ONLY today"
"Wha- I won-" dream was about to argue but they were both tried and it was getting late so he decided not to.
Then the both remembered something."where is the dog!!" But they both saw it was running away with some other dogs so they relaxed.
I was almost night time so techno went to his home and dream went somewhere.
Seeing techno went straight to bed and not sitting and looking stressed phill smiled.
"Goodnight son...." Phillza said
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I am sooo sorry I was gone for a week, I was soo busy. but don't worry I have another two fics started to I might post soon... I think idk
But anyway I hope you like this fic
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How would the UT, UF and US skelebros and fire boys react to an S/O with a lot of piercings? -Jess
Whoooo! Fire boys :D
I'm hoping my Farmtale Grillby gets an ask soon, I have a lot of ideas for him.
Sans: Huh, they're pretty nice. Pretty uh… pretty? Heh, yeah, they're nice. He doesn't really have any big thoughts on them or anything like that. They're just sorta nice to him. Sorry if you were expecting or wanting more ^^'
Papyrus: Wowie! That is amazing, Y/n! He loves all of your piercings and will sometimes ask stories behind them, why would you get it in that spot? Did you just like the idea of it or did someone talk you into it? Just answer his questions, or he'll keep asking them. After a while, he'd most likely stop but really, he just thinks that they're cool and is jealous that he couldn't get any!
Grillby: He approves of them. He thinks that they're nice, even if he doesn't say anything about them. Sometimes when you're telling him about the new piercings you see him nodding along and letting out a few happy sounds. He enjoys you talking about things that you like…
Red: He finds them hot lol. He loves piercings, and finds the idea of them a little scary cause you gotta be pretty strong. They're literally stabbing you with metal, who wouldn't find that a little scary? He might look at them often without trying to show that he cares about them…
Edge: He finds them VERY interesting! He wants to know how you got them, and once he learns how humans get piercings he is very impressed, and will brag about it to others. It might not be that impressive but the idea of something going through his body sounds painful, and he enjoys them. He likes how shiny they are… cold metal is, shockingly, one of his favorite textures.
Inferno: He finds it pretty interesting, honestly? Not that big of a deal but he likes how they look, and he'll often study them. Sometimes he buys you earrings or any types of piercings… he gets them in purple most of the time cause ha, he's purple.
Blueberry: He doesn't like them but only because the idea of getting them is scary, and he worries about them getting infected or something! After a while, he'll relax about them and he doesn't really have anything to say about them… he likes if they're shiny.
Stretch: He likes them. He REALLY likes them. He loves seeing your piercings and always sorta wants to see them just… don't tease him too much. He will get very blushy.
Hearth: Would… Would he hurt his datemate by being near them? Would his fire heat up their piercings at all? WOULD HE COOK HIS DATEMATE?! He asks that a few times and each time it makes you laugh but luckily, and hopefully, you tell him that no, it wouldn't unless he wasn't being careful. After that, he thinks your piercings are interesting.
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Sea Rover Squama — A Teensy-Weensy Pirate Battle!
CENTRAL
Oz SS: Do not presume to think that you could beat me on these seas. S: …Could the Goddess of the Sea be displeased, I wonder? A: (All the things I have done… I can never speak of them to that child.)
Arthur SS: Hooray! I shall be sure never to forget how happy this has made me. S: I suppose this proves I still have much left to learn. I shall ask Cain to teach me some new tricks. A: (As lacking as I am now, I’ll never be able to meet him again at his level…)
Cain SS: All right! C’mon, let’s celebrate our victory with a feast! Time to let loose and party! S: Guess I gotta report this to Arthu… No, I mean– to the captain. A: (Damn… How am I supposed to give that guy his eye back like this…)
Riquet SS: So I have taken the righteous path after all, just as I thought. S: I am not yet as capable of protecting others as I had hoped. A: (Uuu… Did I not study enough beforehand, perhaps…) 
NORTH
Snow SS: ‘Tis I, Snow – one half of the strongest pair of twins! Now, here I come! S: Hohoho. You are a hundred years too young to win against the likes of me. A: (Oh dear… Will White scold me for this, I wonder…)
White SS: ‘Tis I, White – one half of the strongest pair of twins! Now, here I come! S: You mistook me for a student, you say? How unfortunate! As you can now see, I am actually a lieutenant commander. A: (Oh dear… Would Snow have scolded me for this, I wonder…)
Mithra SS: Haha, as expected. Everything within this ocean is mine, after all. S: Good enough. Now then, I shall be taking my nap.  A: (Hah? Does this person want to die, I wonder?)
Owen SS: That’s right, run away. And don’t you ever think about invading my territory again. S: Alright, now it’s snack time. A: (Haha… So you want me to make this your watery grave, is that it?)
Bradley SS: I’m in luck – I’ve got both the sea and the undine workin’ on my side. S: At the rate we’re goin’, all the treasure in the world’ll be mine soon enough. A: (You ain’t seen us Pirates of Death at our true strength yet, mark my words…)
EAST
Faust SS: We’re one step closer to creating a whole new world. S: It’s alright. I was taught a long time ago to never get impatient at sea. A: (I can’t allow myself to stop here. Not until I’ve accomplished this dream.)
Shino SS: Heh. Time to go brag about this to the guys in my dorm. S: I’ll do even better in the next drill, you’ll see. A: (Tch… I’m gonna get called into the teacher’s office if I keep screwing up like this…)
Heathcliff SS: Looks like everything went according to plan. That’s a relief. S: Phew. I was starting to feel a little nervous… A: (For the sake of everyone’s peace, we cannot allow ourselves to lose…!)
Nero SS: I’m one of the Pirates of Death too, yanno. S: Guess this brings me one step closer to becomin’ a proper pirate. A: (I’m still so goddamn weak…)
WEST
Shylock SS: Fufu. A job well done. S: We can do a little better than that, don’t you think? A: (I won’t go so easy on you next time.)
Murr SS: Just leave keepin’ the peace at sea to us! …Yeah, right. S: Another job complete. Aye-aye, sir! A: (I seem to be acting in poor form for you today, my love.)
Chloe SS: Now I’m a real man of the sea, too! …Haha, just kidding. S: Phew! I’m glad everything worked out okay! A: (I really need to toughen up if I want to stay on this ship…)
Rustica SS: Now then, shall we have a tea party to celebrate our victory? S: How relieving to know that the ship and crew are all safe. A: (Oh my, the sea appears to be in a rather bad mood.)
SOUTH
Figaro SS: Can’t just sit around and let my students show me up, can I? S: Your trusty teacher Figaro’s skill isn’t all just for show, y’know. A: (Oops, looks like I went a little too easy on ‘em that time.)
Rutile SS: I want to follow in the footsteps of my mother’s dream, too. S: One mistake here or there doesn’t make me any less of a pirate’s son. A: (Ugh… No, I can’t give up here…)
Lennox SS: The waves are on our side. S: So long as everyone is safe, that’s really all that matters. A: (Time for a temporary retreat.)
Mitile SS: This is just proof of all my hard work in class! S: I knew the practice sessions would make me nervous… A: (Uuu… I should go over everyone’s feedback again…)
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hxroic-wxlls · 2 years
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Drabble: Fearless Minions
(Script and Scenario straight out of this video:)
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Well, today certainly seemed to be quite an eventful occasion for the princess, huh?
Hearing news of an underground criminal organization attempting to rob the kingdom’s food and water supply, Apricot decided to take a more personal approach with these wannabe thugs.
After finding their base...and going through hundreds of thousands of their minions, she could be found squaring off against two more minions of the organization.
Minion 1: “ You’ll never get to the boss! “
Minion 2: “ You gotta get through both of us! “
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A bored expression could be found on the princess’s face, as she casually twirled her bat within her hands.
“ So...it’s just you two? “
Minion 1: “ What does it matter how many of us there is? You’re not gonna make it to the boss. Cause you’re gonna die right- “
A swing to the minion’s chin would quickly shut them up.
Minion 1: “ AHHH! DON’T JUST STAND THERE! HEEEEEELP! AGH, UGH! “ 
KO!!
It seems like that last little stomp did the trick. Flipping her hair out of her eyes, she’d face down the 2nd minion.
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“ Alright. You next? “
Minion 2: “ What do you mean I’m next? “
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“ I mean...you’re about to get what they got. “
Minion 2: “ No I’m not... YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET WHAT THEY GOT! RUN YOUR- BLEGH! “
This time, they’d be knocked to the ground with a roundhouse.
Minion 2: “ AGHHHH! FORGIVENESS! FORGIVENESS! “
KO!!
Before the princess could catch her breath, another minion entered the room... A moment of silence would be shared between the two.
The minion would quickly put up their dukes before stating, “ You’re not getting through me. “
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A frustrated groan would escape her. “ Oh, c’mon... “ 
A swift punch would immediately send the minion spiraling towards the floor in a dramatic manner... Surely, this was the last guy, right? Right??
Minion 4: “ Hey! “ They would state, as they stood at the entrance of another door.
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Oh my GOD! She was going to tear out her hair, at this rate. “ H-how many of- Dude, do you not see any of these bodies on the floor? All three of these bodies? I JUST DID THAT. You can literally just...play dead. Lay down on the ground. I will literally walk right past you. I promise you- “
Minion 4: “ Wait...you fought everybody alone? “
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“ Yes. I fought each of them consecutively...and this is the result. I’m trying to- “
Minion 4: “ Y-you see...heh. That’s crazy... It’s crazy that you think that I’d give a single. Flying. ****. Who you fought. Run your ha- “
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With an utterly annoyed expression, she’d slowly walk up...before folding them.
*2 hours later*
After dealing with a countless number of overly confident minions, along with their ‘disappointingly weak’ boss, the tired and grouchy princess reached the building’s exit...only for one more minion to casually stroll by...and put up their dukes. 
Minion #?: “ Scrap. “
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“ NO! I already beat your boss! And like a million of your allies. You literally have no reason to fight. It’s not your job, anymore, it’s not! “
Minion #?: “ Wait...you beat over a million people...including my boss? In one day? “
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“ Yes! I’m not lying! You can go in there and look. I won’t stop you! You can go in and- “
Minion #?: “ No, no, I’m good. I don’t need to look... Cause I already know... I already know that none of them...are me. “
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She was left absolutely dumbfounded, as she responded with a shocked yet quiet, “ What? “
Minion #?: “ They ain’t me! Run them hands up! Put those dukes up, loser! “
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As the minion continued to brag about themselves...the princess would undergo a mental crisis. With one hand over her face, she’d stare at the ground, remaining completely silent. How...how? How are these guys so confident in themselves? Why?? She just...didn’t understand...
Backhanding the approaching minion, the princess would silently stroll back to the kingdom... The praises of the Toads and other civilians would be drowned out by her own thoughts, as she wordlessly made her way back into her room.
It took her two whole days to mentally recover from the absolutely insane scenario.
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delafiseaseses · 6 months
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Delafiseaseses Reveals its True Identity for the Purpose of Self-Promoting its Artist Activities.
Yeah, y'know what, fuck it. I've mentioned it before, but Delafiseaseses is merely a side-alias. Me odd tendency t' wanna be secretive means I've divided meself into many usernames.
My main username online is Stone, StoneAKASeashoresWall t' be specific. Yes, that's 2 online aliases merged into one... yes, SeashoresWall was like Delafiseaseses once and was a 'secret'... I do that a lot. But, as an artist I am known by NoelBobby, would thou be amazed t' learn that was also a secret once? Probably not. NoelBobby was also a pun on 'Nobody' an' near the starta Delafiseaseses I was 'Nobody Delafiseaseses'. That all ended as I became a somebody through gender-realisations, hence the droppin' of the Nobody 'ere, but I was years established as NoelBobby so I kept it, well that an' I didn't wanna pay for the privilege of changin' me Deviantart name, heh.
Anyway, NoelBobby. That 'as been a Deviantart Account for 3 years an' with it I've produced over 1000 images. 'Ere's an link t' the gallery. An' NoelBobby 'as also recently 'ad a Tumblr account set up. 'Ere's a link to that.
Y'may be wonderin' why am I givin' these links now? After so long keepin' these things separate from me primary Tumblr account/Fallout Ramblings place? Well, I 'ave two reasons, a general one an' a big one.
The general one is that I want people t' see me art. I'm an artist, I bloody love the idea of people seein' me work. I subtly bragged about the fact there's over 1000 images on the Deviantart due t' me pride in me work. I'll be honest, I've thought about yellin' about that on Delafiseaseses since a few months after I made this account.
The second bigger reason is that bein' an artist kinda stopped bein' a hobby recently. As of last month, t' be precise. I 'ave set up a Ko-Fi account wi' commissions an' donations open. An', well, y'know 'ow it is, I've gotta self-promote that. That's what pushed me over this edge of doin' this. I've drafted up this a few times now an' backed out, hence the 'Y'know what, fuck it' at the starta this.
So, look at me art if ya fancy, an' if y'do an' y'think it'd be nice t' give me dosh for it then do that if y'am able. Otherwise, if y'am annoyed by the fact I've suddenly spewed this messy of ramble self-promotin' rubbish at ya, uh, disregard this post an' move on with ya day. I'm sure I'll ramble about somethin' to yer interests at some point.
I as Delafiseaseses ay goin' anywhere an' the kinda nattering I do 'ere will 'appen again soon enough. I probably won't even mention this again for a long time, maybe I'll start callin' meself Stone on 'ere, though. That's not a mere username, that's a parta me identity that started out as a username. Heh.
Now t' click 'Post now' before my self-consciousness makes me delete all of this. I almost did several times as I wrote this ramble.
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stephenopolos · 7 months
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heh… Trump would probably brag about having "the smoothest of brains" if someone told him brains got wrinkly with age."
folks I gotta tell ya, we've got the best doctors in the world, truly, the best. Just the other day they told me Mr. Trump you're so young. There's not a wrinkle of age, I've got smooth skin, like a baby's, no wrinkles, i tell, ya. Absolutely no wrinkles truly the best. Not a wrinkle in this body. In fact, I'm told brains develop wrinkles with age and they tell me I've got the youngest brain truly full of youth is so smooth. I gotta tell ya, that Biden is one freaky freaky guy, he's so old. Sad to say. Truly old. I bet he's got the wrinkliest of brains, yes, the wrinkliest. What a freaky freaky guy. Old and wrinkly. No where near as smooth and youthful as me. Truly. My brain is the best, the smoothest.
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