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#How can y'all be THIS fucking stupid?!? 🤨

outlawssweetheart · 1 year

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Bitches will see an abusive mother in fiction and make every excuse in the world for her; meanwhile, they’ll see a flawed father in fiction and decide that he’s actually abusive and the fucking Devil himself. 🙄

#YES I'm talking about #wayne bailey #detective bailey #Tell me you guys haven't had an actual mean or abusive parent WITHOUT telling me you haven't had an actual mean or abusive parent. 🙄#Because I do and WAYNE IS NOT IT!#But I'm also talking about #viserys ii targaryen #Alicunt is LITERALLY abusive but it's the fucking Boo Hoo Baby Hours her. 🙄#One 🤡 even told me once: ''They're both abusive but at least Alic*nt interacts with her kids!!''#1. Viserys was not abusive; he was uninvolved. 2. I'D RATHER BE NEGLECTED THAN FUCKING ABUSED!!!#How can y'all be THIS fucking stupid?!? 🤨#Are you Tumblrinas so desperate for attention that you'd *honestly* rather be ABUSED than neglected?? 😐#scream vi #scream 6 #hotd #house of the dragon #rant #text post #anti alicent hightower #anti alicent stans

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mulletmitsuya · 10 months

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Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive language, might be offensive idk (lmk if it is so i should take it down if necessary) , mentions of birth, mentions of alcohol and weed, gayness

Desc: it's Mitsuya's day of birth

Chifuyu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSUYA-KUN ⚠️❗💜😋😁

Baji: what's up with the emoji's

Mitsuya: thanks Chifuyu

Baji: happy getting out of the pussy day

Mitsuya: 😐

Kazutora: didn't he get circumcised?

Mitsuya: man what

Baji: ...

Baji: fuck that gotta do with what i just said

Baji: you just say shit

Kazutora: i'm talking about his birth method

Kazutora: keep up, Keisuke 😐

Chifuyu: you're so fucking stupid

Kazutora: HOW AM I STUPID

Kazutora: Mitsuya's mom was circumcised

Kazutora: it wasn't a vaginal birth

Kazutora: he was essentially removed, rather than birthed

Baji: "he was essentially removed, rather than birthed🤓👆"

Mikey: bro how do you even know that?

Chifuyu: R U TALKING ABOUT A C-SECTION????

Kazutora: IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID?? NO

Kazutora: i hate talking to stupid mf's 🙄

Baji: i don't understand why people say i'm the stupidest

Draken: *most stupid

Draken: you honestly proved everyone's point

Baji: fuck off

Mitsuya: ok you guys can shut up now

Draken: happy birthday Takashi

Draken: my sworn brother

Draken: my other half

Draken: my twin dragon

Draken: love ya man

Mitsuya: thank you Draken🙂

Baji: did u have socks on

Draken: ...?

Baji: you can't say "i love ya" and "my other half" without any socks on

Baji: it implies a sense homosexuality

Baji: but if you have socks on then it's fine

Draken: i'm sick of you

Baji: bro doesn't have any socks on 💀

Mitsuya: you guys can shut up now x2

Mitsuya: also

Mitsuya: you don't all have to say happy birthday just say it when we meet up cause i feel awkward saying thank you to every single one of you

Mikey: hope you enjoyed my birthday present 💪😎

Mitsuya: yeah...

Mitsuya: the half eaten taiyaki

Mitsuya: appreciate it

Mikey: anything for the homies ❤

Mitsuya: 😒

Draken: where's Hakkai

Draken: surprised he hasn't said anything about your birthday

Mitsuya: he's planning a surprise birthday party

Baji: surprise🤨?

Mitsuya: he told me not to not text him cause he's busy with my surprise birthday party

Mitsuya: i don't think he realized that he told me

Mitsuya: i don't wanna bum him out so i'll still act surprised

Mitsuya: i appreciate it either way

Chifuyu: Takemitchy, Angry and I have been helping him plan this for weeks, and he just fucking told you😐

Mitsuya: i guess lol

Mitsuya: also said he has a surprise for me

Baji: he's gonna tongue you down, i just know it

Mitsuya: stfu

Mikey: are y'all together or not

Mitsuya: don't know what you're taking about

Draken: bro's taking his time

Mikey: Mitsuya you're 21 now

Mikey: it's been 8 years???😭

Smiley: i may not have a birthday present but i'll bring queer and weed

Smiley: since y'all follow the law or whatnot and you're legal now

Smiley: hypocrites

Draken: what's wrong with following the law?

Smiley: you think beating people half to death was fucking legal, Draken?

Draken: well... no

Draken: doesn't mean we should abuse substances, underage

Smiley: ❤H Y P O C R I T E❤

Smiley: and a lot of the people we know smoke so idk why you're all the way in my ass rn

Draken: yeah but cigarettes aren't drugs

Smiley: weed >>>>> cigarettes

Draken: the ability to breath when i'm in my thirties >>>>

Smiley: fair

Baji: wdym you'll bring a queer and weed🤨

Smiley: why would i bring a queer when Mitsuya is literally right there

Smiley: i meant beer

Smiley: pride month changing my damn autocorrect😒

Kazutora: stop saying slurs

Smiley: bro the gays reclaimed that shit

Smiley: it's a blanket term for the ABCDEFG community or whatever the fuck

Draken: i feel like you're being homophobic

Smiley: nuh uh

Smiley: dude look

Smiley: 👬 👭

Smiley: see?😁

Smiley: am i still homophobic?

Baji: he got us there

Draken: wha-

Draken: what the fuck is that supposed to prove?

*Hakkai has gone online*

Hakkai: HI TAKA-CHAN

Hakkai: could you please come over to my place for no particular reason?🤔

Hakkai: hmmmm, it kinda feels like i'm forgetting something

Hakkai: maybe like, a public holiday?

Hakkai: who knows?🤷‍♂️

Hakkai: anyway

Hakkai: let's hang out like the regular days in which we are normal 🤗

Hakkai: see you soon 😁

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: yeah sure Hakkai

Mitsuya: be right over

Hakkai: ❤

*Hakkai has gone offline*

Mikey: 💀

Chifuyu: i hate him

Baji: did he even fucking try

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liaarxse · 11 months

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could u headcannons of what the tr characters would do if y/n did this trend with ken, nahoya, chifuyy, baji, kazutora?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8131oTm/

(basically y/n walks away from them whenever they get close)

Nah, cuz it's 2am, and I'm cackling like a madman omfg this is amazing

<3 Here you go, anon:

Headcanons

How would TR characters react to you moving away from them

Characters: Ryuguji Ken, Nahoya Kawata, Matsuno Chifuyu, Keisuke Baji, Kazutora Hanemiya

Warnings: none

A/n: I literally have 40 history lessons to revise in 2 days, and I've gotten nowhere

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Ryuguji Ken

Not this shit again

Draken is tired of your games

He had to deal with Toman, some punks, MIKEY and now you?

Kill him

Oops already happened

But he did this to himself

A few days ago he "accidentally" ruined one of your favourite dresses with motor oil and only said sorry

So sorry not sorry Dora

"Hey, Y/n? Want a glass of water?"

"Sure."

Perfect timing

He walked towards you to give you the water

You walked away

....

He took 3 steps forward

You took 3 steps backwards

Again

3 steps forward

3 steps backwards

You made 5 full circles around the couch at this point

"Not this shit again"

He went to sit down because man's tired of this

You felt bad and went to him

He turned to you before he sat down

"What?"

"Sorry, c'mere"

He went to hug you

You took a step back

BITCH

LMAOOOOO

Give him a hug pls

You did ofc

Until you could

I'm not sorry

Y'all spent the night just cuddling and talking about how annoying(ly hot) Mikey is

The next morning you did the prank again

He went back to sleep (and never woke up)

Nahoya Kawata

Who made you do this?

You lost your marbles?

LAST PERSON to do this prank on

But you still did

Stupid

Y'all were just chilling at a park

The sun was setting, giving the landscape a pretty peachy-golden tint

It reminded you of your boyfriend who was chasing squirrels behind you

Yeah, you pretended not to know him

He got tired and went to sit next to you

"What'cha starring at, babe?"

"The sun?"

"Ok"

He left to chase a squirrel that he claimed to look like you

Back to not knowing that person

It was getting pretty late, so you gathered y'alls stuff and got up to leave

He was carrying a dead squirrel in his hands

"Babe, look! I caught your doppelganger!"

"Oh, that's nice baby– MOTHER OF GOD–"

You didn't have a choice that fucker started chasing you with it

He lied that he threw it away

He didn't

Half way towards your house he fished it out of his pocket and shoved it in your face

You screamed and took like a fucking backflip backwards

He slowly walked towards you with his iconic grin obv

"Nahoya, no."

"Nahoya, yes."

"I'm gonna break up with you."

"I'll shove this up your ass while you sleep."

Y'all didn't break up ofc

That continued up until like 3 blocks to your house before he threw it inside a house through an opened window

The night at least ended peacefully

You had a nightmare where he did shove it in your ass

Matsuno Chifuyu

Why?

Like why?

Just why?

This happened while you were at a Toman fight

You got a call from Hina that your boyfriend got hurt

So you skiddadled to the place very quickly since you lived like 7 minutes away

It took you 30

When you got there, the fight had already ended

Your boyfriend noticed you and ran with an opened arm since his other was a tad bit injured

You took a step back

🤨

"Hey babe."

"Why did you do that?"

"Did what?"

He took another step towards you

You took a step backwards

He frowned

"Is it because my uniform is blooded? Wait, gimme a sec"

He took his top off

OOOOOHHH LAWDDDD HAVE MERCEYYYYYYYYY

THEM SCRUMPTIOUS ABS

bite bite

Lmao, who were you kidding

Get em tits

And you did baby gorl

Don't do this to him again though

Keisuke Baji

He just got back

And guess what

Another stray kitty was brought home

You lost count of how many Baji Jr. and Y/n Jr. cats you had

You smiled anyway since it's a kitty after all

"Yo bae, can you please fetch me some kitty clothes to dress up Y/n Jr.?

Ah this time it was you turn

You did of course

And when he walked over to you to grab the clothes

You saw something jump

Then again

And it hit you

Flees

You threw the clothes in his face and ran back

"What the hell?"

"Stay back."

"Why?"

He started walking towards you

You screamed

He was confused af still walking towards you

And you were walking back

This continued for like 7 minutes before you entered the kitchen

You grabbed bug spray

And sprayed him with it

He died

Jkjkjk

He was mad though

Ah, it's fine. You took care of it and cuddled with all 61 cats

Then you saw it again

You jumped out of the window

He jumped after you

Lmao you got flees too

Kazutora Hanemiya

This time, there was no specific reason

You were just watching tiktok with him, laying on your chest, trying to sleep

But he couldn't

This was Mikeys fault

"My wheenie needs to take a whee-whee."

"The mental hospital is 10 minutes away."

He got up and went to the bathroom

Then you landed upon the tiktok

Now this, this is perfection

He came back after like, 2 minutes

He crawled back in bed

You got up

"Huh?"

"What?"

He sat on the edge where you stood

You walked away

He walked towards you

"What are you doing?'

"What are YOU doing?"

You barely kept your laugh in when you noticed his face

"This is Mikeys fault isn't it."

"Tora no–"

You did like 6 circles around the room

You got bored with just staying in it and went to the door

He got in front of you and locked it

You stumbled back into the bed

"Baby...~"

HE SAID IT IN HIS HOT DADDY ENGLISH VOICE UGH

Oh-oh guess who's weenie has to take a wee-wee now

Lmao this surely will 'rearrange your guts'

If you know what I mean

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hp-hcs · 6 months

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rebel girl — mlm! draco malfoy & wlw/nblw! reader

prompt #8 of the slytherin boys x reader thingy i made

8) Draco Malfoy + humor + Rebel Girl — Bikini Kill

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i’m so sorry for whatever this is

unspecified pronouns, but written for wlw or nblw (or he/him lesbians <3)

❕platonic relationship❕

written in the same style as the mattheo one, cause y’all fuckin loved that (aka basically just crack with some vague semblance of a plot and a gratuitous amount of completely unnecessary emojis)

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

Based on these lyrics from Bikini Kill’s Rebel Girl:

‘That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood/ I got news for you, she is!/ They say that she's a dyke, but I know/ She is my best friend, yeah’

~~~

“honestly, it’s kind of pathetic that l/n and malfoy still think that no one knows they’re together”

^^ you overhear in one of your classes, being whispered under someone’s breath and followed by tittering laughter

you just kinda turn to look at draco with a ‘these bitches dumb as fuck’ look on your face

he’s already giving you the same look

“should we tell them?” you ask

“nah, let’s see if we can keep it up til the end of the year” 😌

shore malfoy, that’s a choice ig 🤨

anywhore, you guys decide to fuck with everyone

((excluding your friends who aren’t stupid))

and you go to the yule ball together

everyone’s just like “OMG HEADLINES CALL UP RITA SKEETER”

all of the adults chaperoning are like 🤨🤨🤨

half of your classmates are like “(🏳️‍🌈?)”

y'all dance together the whole night, literally unable to take yourselves seriously

then draco’s like “let’s kiss just to fuck with everyone”

brilliant plan, sir

anyways y’all do that, ig

mwah mwah 😘

your friends are like 🧍‍♀️“babe.”🧍‍♂️

welp guys stop asking you out after that cause they think you’re taken 🫡

…a win is a win 🤷

making out in the name of wlw/mlm solidarity, ig

y’all play the long con

you change your ringtone to girls by girl in red and sTILL NOBODY NOTICES

on the last day before winter break, you guys take the opportunity to have a huge dramatic ‘break up’ so you can be the center of all the juicy goss over the break 😌✨

you guys think it’s funny for like a week into the break, and then immediately forget about it

when you come back at the beginning of the semester, neither of you fuckin remember 🫥

you get a girlfriend (slay girlypop ✨)

draco gets a boyfriend (cough cough harry cough cough)

everybody’s like 🤨

anywhore, that’s the story of how you and draco both came out as gay 🏳️‍🌈

#harry potter #hp #fuck jkr #gay #these bitches gay good for them #draco malfoy x reader #draco x reader #wlw #sapphic #mlm #x reader #background drarry ig

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fanyyy444 · 2 months

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1 brain clearly isn't enough for u huh?!

I wonder why tf u talked about txt, ateez and slay kids as if I did the worst with them💀 My blog is mainly focused on BTS, BTS readings, etc., sometimes I post txt stuff too and other K-Pop stuff as well but yk I am FOCUSING ON BTS AND BTS ONLY. Like wtf ???

And also why tf are u talking about their dicks not being enough like?? What's the reason?? It doesn't fucking makes sense💀💀You really need some help..

Well, I am a moa and I would say I'm a stay too(baby stay..?), I'm not really an ateez stan(Although I'll probably join their fandom soon because they seem to be so nice and fun🙃🩷), but y'all know that my favorite group is and will always be BTS and I'll always talk mainly about them here, like this blog is basically dedicated to them😭😭 But it's no news that I sometimes post other things such as ST, H2O, Subliminals, Manifestation, etc..I do have other interests too aside BTS ^^

Strange how I don't see your name glued on TXT, Stray Kids and Ateez members, u sure u own all of them??🤨

It's like they're not (only) yours and literally everyone can stan them and sk post things about them, etc., why tf you're so mad at me?? If you don't like me, then simply ignore my existence ✨✨✨ and stop gossiping shit about me to other people on here, it is so simple to forget me and ignore my posts and whatever, if you're not satisfied with someone's posts then SIMPLY IGNORE THEM, like it's so easy???

And ++ (Yeah I gotta say that🌚) unlike certain people I have something called beauty and charisma and simply I can get as many dicks as I want with easeee💋💋 But also, unlike certain people, I'm not dying to get a man, I am so happy being single and I'd like to stay like this a little more :) Men are shit. (Uhh except BTS you knowwrr😩)

Also if you're gonna disrespectfully talk about idols genitals here I kindly ask you to not do so. My blog isn't a place for bullshit and such disrespectful people like you, go find another blog that relates to ur bullshit, you idiot. Mind YOUR OWN business and please stay away from internet a bit, it's not doing you any good babe🥺❤️

Loll congrats for achieving highest level stupidity, I'm so proud of uuu and you really deserved it!!🫶🏻👏🏻🥹🥳

(I wonder how can someone be so stupid at that point🌚)

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anyathefandom · 1 year

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My thoughts on Thursdays episode:

Wait Wait Wait...why didn't we get a follow up on how everyone reacted to the Nik being esme's baby daddy news??? I wanted to see Spencer's disappointed disgust, Ava trying to beat tf outta of him but being held back by Dante and him going "OKAY what the fuck is wrong with this family?? My god." Trina trying to calm ava down and Laura berating Nikolas.

So from what I'm getting heather is either a copy cat killer or the writers are just so lazy that they gave up on trying to decide who's the hook so they made it heather.🥴

Trina called Curtis to tell him to check in with her mom because Portia is apparently having a hard time about Britt's death??? Portia said her and Britt were friends but I don't even remember them interact much at all. Like am I missing something???🙈

Dante pointing out all the reasons why it couldn't be Esme are the exact reasons why it shouldn't be heather either. Like y'all telling me that Heather took down a cop and military vet.🤨 Like bffr. Also Dante must think Nikolas is in love with Esme because what other reasons would he think that Nikolas would be out hooking people for her.🥴

So I'm split down the middle on whether Esme is faking her amnesia or not. I could use the argument of believing she's faking it by saying she isn't fully behaving how she usually does so she can come across as innocent and garner sympathy but then there was that moment with Kevin where you see her trying to figure out why he seems so familiar to her and you also saw a little bit of her snark peek through when she told him she wasn't stupid and knew what kind of doctor he was.

Honestly Avery pohl is such a good actor because I'm so torn on what to believe. Like it could be the writers are most likely either trying to do a redemption arc for her via an amnesia sl or their having Esme doing what Esme does best and gaslighting people to get her way.

If there's one thing martin is going to do it's defend crazy bitches.😂

Esme asking to let Liz stay got me like "🤨" it just feels like she's trying to lull Liz into a false sense of security.

Heather talking about Franco never had kids made me go "You know what Franco should've knocked up one of his past groupies and they should've had made Esme his long lost daughter.🤷"

Once again Nikolas...PREGNANT WOMEN GO TO JAIL ALL THE TIME!!! Nikolas is the king of idiots.🙃

Martin is really just like us because he's fed up with his idiot nephew as well.

Ryan really is delusional because he should know damn well heather would probably try to kill ava before letting her be apart of their little demented family.🥴

#general hospital

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mulletmitsuya · 1 year

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Tokyo revengers groupchat (almost everyone, good timeline)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, shenanigans

Desc: Takemitchy does his weekly check up (on his friends)

Takemitchy: hi everyone❗

Izana: shut up

Takemitchy: ahaha😆😅

Takemitchy: still as hostile as always Izana-kun😂😂😂

Takemitchy: how's everyone doing?

Izana: good if you would shut up

Mikey: leave babygirl alone and let him type his silly sentences Izana 😋

Izana: ...?

Draken: he's married

Mikey: Hina literally said i could call him that🙄

Hina: uhm, not really but it's fine i don't mind Ken-kun😅

Emma: Mikey😐

Emma: get out of Takemitchy and Hina's business

Mikey: stop trying to gatekeep them😒

Mikey: this is discrimination against single people

Rindou: and homosexuals

Rindou: Mitsuya, Hakkai, Ran, you etc

Rindou: praying for y'all

Ran: why is my name always in your mouth

Ran: and you're single 😒

Rindou: by choice🙌

Hakkai: no it's cause of the way you act

Rindou: how do i act?? cool, that's how, tf

Angry: dude, you act like someone who never received love from their parents

Angry: sorry

Smiley: don't apologize after insulting someone lil bro

Smiley: own that shit ❗💯😁

Inupi: can i leave

Mikey: you're very welcome to, actually

Inupi: i think i will stay, actually

Takemitchy: no one leaves guys😂

Baji: damn, can y'all shut the fuck up, i'm studying

Rindou: mute the chat, bozo

Angry: who calls people bozo man :/

Rindou: do you have an issue with me?

Rindou: let's settle this with our bodies

Smiley: 🤨

Angry: no thank you, i don't want to have sex with you

Rindou: you're pissing me off cause you know i meant a fight 😐

Mikey: you didn't word it that way at all

Rindou: no one was talking to you

Rindou: you will never find love and are doomed to watch the ones you love move on and be happy without you

Rindou: how bout them apples

Mikey: bro???

Draken: oddly specific

Rindou: yk what's oddly specific is that big ass forehead you have on you

Rindou: maximum cranium capacity

Rindou: bro thinks he's megamind

Rindou: idk why someone who walks around with one third of their hair is speaking to me rn

Emma: don't be mean😕

Emma: i think his head is proportionate :((

Kazutora: you made it worse

Draken: i didn't even say anything, this was complete unprovoked and now i'm pissed off

Mochi: Rindou stfu

Ran: Rindou chill out

Rindou: maybe chill with your alcohol addiction

Ran: no

Izana: Rindou shut up

Rindou: ...😒

Takemitchy: ok change of topic😂 what r u studying Baji-kun?

Baji: Sawcon

Draken: what's Sawcon?

Baji: Sawcon deez nuts lmao

Draken: yeah i'm done

Kazutora: he's studying Vet

Mitsuya: what's Vet?

Kazutora: being a Vet, duh 🙄

Mitsuya: can you tell me genuinely how the fuck i was supposed to assume that

Baji: Mitsuya just admit you're stupid bro

Mitsuya: k

Mitsuya: i hope you fail the year

Baji: jokes on you, i did

Mitsuya: oh

Mitsuya: my bad

Mikey: 💀

Chifuyu: better luck next year Baji-san

Ran: haven't you said that for the past 6 years

Baji: i have dementia, it's really hard to understand things ok😐

Kazutora: *diabetes

Chifuyu: ...guys

Ran: i chuckled

Smiley: are y'all trolling

Smiley: no way you guys r this fucking stupid

Angry: what are you even trying to say?

Draken: i think he means he's dyslexic

Baji: dyslexic on deez nuts lmao

Draken: i'll fucking kill you

Angry: we should be nice to each other sometimes

Angry: just a thought

Rindou: now that i'm thinking about it

Rindou: you give me autistic vibes

Angry: i'm not that good at painting or drawing but thanks Rindou😠❤👍

Angry: wait ☹️

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of porn, mentions of arson

Mikey: hey

Mikey: i'm bored :/

Mikey: someone come over

Draken: i'm busy

Mikey: Emma's here

Draken: she lives there, why wouldn't she be there

Draken: and i'm still busy?

Mikey: am i a bad wingman or is he stupid

Baji: yes

Kazutora: Draken's a pussy, it'll take him at least another 10 years to confess

Draken: i don't know what you're talking about but i feel the need to insult you

Draken: you're a social reject

Kazutora: fair

Kazutora: but you're a virgin

Draken: and you aren't??

Kazutora: fair

Baji: you guys are shaming Draken but none of you have bitches

Kazutora: fair

Mikey: says who🤨

Baji: you look like a toddler

Baji: no one would want you

Mikey: no i don't?? i'm super muscular, who would think i'm a toddler?

Baji: doesn't count

Mikey: ?

Baji: you're 5'3

Draken: he's right

Mikey: i don't understand your logic?

Smiley: y'all need to find something better to do than to talk on this groupchat 24/7 😁

Smiley: shut the fuck up😁

Baji: i'm literally gonna rip your teeth out

Mikey: i'm still bored

Kazutora: watch porn

Mikey: it doesn't entertain me

Kazutora: have you considered scrolling through the lesbian category

Draken: stop objectifying women you sick fuck😐👎

Kazutora: damn ok

Baji: people can watch porn Draken

Mitsuya: this argument is pointless

Smiley: maybe instead of sitting on your asses watching porn you could try and get some bitches

Draken: maybe you guys aren't getting into relationships cause you call women bitches☺

Baji: i have no interest in women, but i respect them

Baji: pussy power yk

Baji: both cats and genitals

Draken: ok?

Mikey: i have no desire for a relationship

Mikey: i just want to sleep

Kazutora: valid

Smiley: Kazutora, as a free man, why r u still a virgin

Kazutora: stfu

Baji: i could help, bro

Kazutora: you can set me up??

Kazutora: i would appretiate that actually

Kazutora: i'm very desperate 🗿

Baji: set you up??

Kazutora: yeah you'll help me by setting me up with a girl??

Baji: oh

Baji: yeah that's what i meant

Mitsuya: idiots

Baji: remind me who Yuzuha has a crush on again?

Mitsuya: Yuzuha? what does she have to do with this conversation

Mitsuya: how would i know..?

Baji: it's not you that's for sure

Mitsuya: ...why would Yuzuha have a crush on me?? she see's me as a brother dipshit

Baji: huh

Baji: you guys don't have like, a thing?

Mitsuya: ????

Mitsuya: i'm gay

Baji: oh

Baji: that's my bad fam

Baji: i was tryna insult you

Mikey: FR??

Mikey: JUST LIKE THAT

Mikey: A HOMOSEXUAL?

Draken: as your best friend, i feel like you should have come out to me first but go off i guess 🚶‍♂️

Mitsuya: ...sorry ig?

Smiley: wait

Smiley: if Baji and Mikey don't have any interest in women, aren't they gay?🤔

Baji: good point

Baji: i'll have to consider

Baji: maybe Kazutora should help me

Kazutora: idk anyone to set you up with man

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah ok

Mikey: ...

Mikey: i'm still bored

Baji: investigate a fight

Baji: i do that when i'm bored

Baji: or arsenic

Mikey: huh????

Mitsuya: instigate. arson

Mikey: why would i start a fire Mitsuya??

Mikey: is this a gay thing?

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: why do i bother

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers manga spoilers #tokyo revengers texts #tokrev #sano manjiro/mikey #baji keisuke #mitsuya takashi #ryuguji ken/draken #kazutora hanemiya #nahoya kawata/smiley #bajitora #drakemma #tokyo revengers groupchat #toman groupchat #this one is boring and short im sorry

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat ft. the girls!

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of alcohol, mentions of underage drinking, also my headcanon that senju is a lesbian

Desc: Toman's plans a movie night with some visitors, chaos ensues

Baji: Mikey i've been knocking for ages now

Baji: open the fucking door

Mitsuya: you guys said 6pm right?

Baji: yeah but i came early and i need to take a shit

Mikey: sorry, i was jerking off

Mikey: and why would you wait to shit specifically at my house?? why didn't you shit at your own?

Baji: i didn't fucking need to then asshole

Mitsuya: dm each other, god

Mitsuya: we don't need to know this shit

Draken: i'm fucking nervous

Baji: why?

Draken: what if this guy figures out i'm not 18

Mitsuya: are you still at the convenience store???

Mitsuya: Draken it's been 30 minutes

Baji: you look grown as hell

Baji: and we're 17 so we're basically 18

Mitsuya: no, we're 17

Baji: mmmm basically 18

Kazutora: if you don't bring the alcohol i'm gonna stick a fucking cactus up your ass

Mikey: so, Emma wants to join

Kazutora: NO

Kazutora: ITS BOYS NIGHT

Mitsuya: it's movie night? anyone can watch the movie

Baji: but what about all the manly stuff we were gonna do 😐

Baji: Emma can't take a tackle and a knee to the ribs

Baji: but you know who can?

Kazutora: the boys 😎

Baji: the boys😎

Draken: ??

Mikey: ok so Emma has now told Hina, who's told Yuzuha

Mikey: ig the girls are coming over

Draken: I THINK THE GUY IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS

Draken: I'VE GOT THE BEERS

Draken: HOWEVER THEY ARE STOLEN

Draken: BECAUSE I STOLE THEM

Kazutora: dumb bitch

Draken: i've never shoplifted before i feel so bad

Draken: anyway

Draken: can i bring a friend?

Mitsuya: who

Kazutora: why are you letting trespassers in our circle

Mikey: wait y'all i'ma add the girls cause they keep asking me questions individually

*Mikey added Emma, Yuzuha and Hina*

Draken: she's kinda lonely and has no friends her age. Takemitchy knows her. they kinda went on a date idk. she's cool and her brother basically begged me to find her friends

Hina: Takemitchy went on a date with someone?😊

Draken: when did Hina get here?????

Draken: hi Hina

Draken: it was a friend date don't worry

Baji: haven't you caught Takemitchy lacking twice now

Emma: Hi Draken😊

Draken: Hi Emma 👍

Draken: how are you today

Emma: i'm fine! and you

Draken: i'm great. happy that you will be watching the movie with us. looking forward to your company

Mikey: 💀

Baji: that was so hard to read

Draken: maybe because you're fucking stupid

Baji: maybe so

Chifuyu: am i bringing the snacks?

Chifuyu: oh

Chifuyu: hello ladies

Hina: hi Chifuyu ☺

Chifuyu: hi Hina😚

Baji: ayo why the puckered lips

Baji: fucking cheater

Baji: all bisexuals are whores

Baji: can't keep it in your fucking pants

Baji: i hate men

Chifuyu: I JUST SAID HI????

Hina: Baji-kun! Chifuyu is not attracted to me! i have a boyfriend!

Mikey: I don't think he's good for you Hina, break up with him. you deserve better tbh

Emma: 🤨

Hina: i appreciate it Mikey-kun, but me and Takemitchy are very happy :)

Mikey: that's great 😐

Mikey: *☺

Mikey: sorry, i used the wrong emoji

Hina: i'm sure you did🤗

Mikey: yeah haha😁

Hina: yeah..🙂

Draken: i'm gonna add her btw

*Draken has added *** *** *** *

Draken: this is Akashi Senju btw

Baji: SENJU???????????

Baji: AKASHI SENJU???

Draken: that's what i said, yes

Senju: huh

Senju: hello

Senju: are you my new friends?

Senju: great!

Senju: are any of you single?

Senju: if so!

Senju: are any of you looking for a cute, 5'1, extremely strong, extremely attractive, girlboss girlfriend?

Senju: that is me!

Senju: my dm's are open

Emma: the entrance

Emma: i love her already

Emma: hello Senju!! i'm Sano Emma!

Hina: Tachibana Hinata here!

Mitsuya: Yuzuha are you not gonna speak at all💀

Yuzuha: ...

Yuzuha: hello

Yuzuha: i'm Shiba Yuzuha

Yuzuha: nice to meet you, ig

Yuzuha: where's my brother

Mitsuya: sorry, Hakkai can't be on his phone rn, i'm measuring something. we'll be done just now

Senju: woah there buddy

Senju: sounds kinda gay to me

Yuzuha: lol

Yuzuha: wait ew

Yuzuha: he's a fashion designer

Senju: my bad

Draken: she'll fit right in, i think

Baji: SENJU

Senju: bestie why do you keep saying my name idk who you are

Baji: IT'S ME, KEISUKE

Baji: THE ONE WITH THE FANG

Baji: WELL 2 NOW

Senju: ???????

Senju: DIDN'T YOU DIE??

Baji: THAT WAS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO, THINGS CHANGE

Senju: IESHHSKSKS

Senju: IT IS YOU

Draken: you know each other??

Senju: mhm!

Senju: joint Trauma 😊

Senju: now you reminded me of Mikey☹️

Baji: ....uhm💀

Draken: you know Mikey?

Senju: yes yes. Sano Manjiro

Senju: worse person to ever exist

Emma: 💀

Senju: WAIT

Senju: SANO EMMA

Senju: ARE YOU MIKEY'S SISTER

Senju: DIDN'T YOU DIE???

Senju: NAUR WHAT'S GOING ON

Emma: no i just have a bald spot now :((

Senju: GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE ALIVE BESTIE

Senju: you're too hot to die :(

Senju: the girls here are so cute!

Hakkai: ...

Hakkai: ....

Hina: oh no :(

Hina: there are too many women here

Hina: Hakkai will not be functioning

Hina: Senju-chan, please don't take it personally

Yuzuha: yeah he's womanphobic if that's a thing

Emma: even through text? :(

Yuzuha: he can only talk to Hina and that took years

Senju: it's cause he's gay innit❓

Yuzuha: no, mommy issues

Yuzuha: but that could be a the reason idk

Senju: oh

Senju: doesn't that mean you have mommy issues?

Yuzuha: ig

Senju: i do too :)

Senju: we have a lot in common ;)

Yuzuha: uh

Kazutora: the women have taken over the chat

Kazutora: this is what i was afraid of

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive (basically talking about sex, no descriptions tho)

Kazutora: Mitsuya do you have any tips on how to give good head

Mikey: I-

Baji: ayo 💀

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: what the fuck did you just ask me

Kazutora: I asked you how to give good head

Draken: Kazutora maybe you should have dmed him or smth?

Smiley: 💀

Hakkai: uhm😕

Mitsuya: I don't get it

Kazutora: should I say it in a different way?

Kazutora: how do you give good blowjobs

Kazutora: dude hurry up I'm bout to pull up to this dudes house

Draken: bro???

Baji: 🤨

Baji: who's house

Kazutora: you don't know him

Mitsuya: ...why would you ask me specifically I don't get it

Kazutora: cause you're like, the original gay of Toman

Kazutora: which means you're more experienced

Kazutora: and you look like the type of person who's had practice

Kazutora: help me out dude

Mikey: not you calling Mitsuya a ho💀💀

Draken: dude.....

Hakkai: Taka-chan isn't a ho Kazutora-kun🙁

Kazutora: I forgot Hakkai was in the gc

Kazutora: Hakkai are there any techniques you know of from Mitsuya??

Hakkai: 😟

Smiley: LMAO

Mikey: KAZUTORA STOP 😭

Mitsuya: are you trying to start a fight or something

Mitsuya: cause just say so

Kazutora: what did I do wrong

Kazutora: like why are you mad I just want answers

Draken: go to Google

Kazutora: has Google given head before? no

Draken: and why do you think Mitsuya has????

Kazutora: he's been gay for a long time

Mikey: your logic is flawed

Draken: idk it just seems like you're causing problems for no reason😕

Kazutora: fine I'll ask your mom

Mikey: nah he didn't

Smiley: 💀

Chifuyu: dude😟

Mitsuya: Kazutora wtf is wrong with you

Draken: ....

Draken: outta pocket

Draken: way outta pocket

Draken: what do you gain from that

Kazutora: I gain you shutting the fuck up

Kazutora: Mitsuya I'm not joking just tell me

Mitsuya: even tho it's none of your business

Mitsuya: I haven't gotten to that point yet

Mitsuya: so sorry, I can't help you 🙂

Kazutora: lmao virgin

Mitsuya: I'm real tired if your shit Hanemiya

Baji: haha virgin

Mikey: guys 😭

Draken: there's nothing wrong with being a virgin

Baji: you're only saying that cause you're a virgin too

Draken: you're trying to insult me but idc

Draken: sex should be with someone special

Kazutora: oh my god

Kazutora: a hole is a hole

Kazutora: learn from your mother Draken

Baji: Kazutora it's getting really hard to defend you

Chifuyu: maybe you should just leave😁‼️

Kazutora: you're ugly

Chifuyu: 🍌🐐

Chifuyu: this you?

Mikey: what's the goat for 💀

Chifuyu: his goat like eyes

Kazutora: you have a small dick

Chifuyu: not smaller than yours

Baji: why are you guys always coming in each others throats

Baji: *for

Mikey: STFU😭

Mikey: WATCHING YOU THREE TALK IS EXHAUSTING

Mikey: YOURE ALL SO STUPID

Baji: stfu Michael

Baji: you look like an actual child

Mikey: 🤨

Mikey: you wanna get beat?

Kazutora: so no one's gonna answer my question

Baji: weren't you joking

Kazutora: no I'm literally outside this dudes house

Baji: what dude????

Baji: that's cheating tho??

Kazutora: cheating on who??

Baji: me and Chifuyu

Kazutora: what bullshit are you spouting out of your ass now Keisuke🤨

Baji: wtf we're literally a couple

Baji: well throuple

Chifuyu: huh

Kazutora: HUH?????

Draken: omfg

Mitsuya: can y'all make a separate groupchat I'm losing fucking braincells

Baji: no guys it's true tho

Baji: me, Fuyu and Tora are in a relationship

Smiley: doesn't seem like they know 💀

Chifuyu: we're in a relationship...??

Chifuyu: then why have I been trying to get with you for three years

Kazutora: what the fuck are you taking about

Baji: the letters I confessed to you with are the same ones I asked you to be my bf with

Kazutora: those were basically just random letters of the alphabet put together

Kazutora: I couldn't make out what the fuck you were saying

Kazutora: the only think you could spell was your name

Baji: what are you saying, it took me three hours to write each of those letters

Draken: this is sad

Mitsuya: wait Baji how long have you guys been "together"

Baji: about three years now

Kazutora: THREE YEARS?????

Kazutora: you got me fucked up bro

Kazutora: three years in a relationship???? without me knowing???

Kazutora: something don't add up

Baji: I thought we were taking it slow

Chifuyu: for three years..?

Smiley: stupidity is entertaining most of the time but sometimes it's just sad

Baji: so y'all telling me we not in a relationship

Baji: ayt

Baji: gonna go burn a building down don't hmu

*Baji has gone offline*

Smiley: LMAO LOOK WHAT YALL DID

Draken: someone stop him

Kazutora: so like

Kazutora: should I just leave this guy's house or?

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #sano manjiro/mikey #ryuguji ken/draken #kawata nahoya/smiley #baji keisuke #matsuno chifuyu #kazutora hanemiya #mitsuya takashi #shiba hakkai #bajifuyutora #bajikazufuyu #mitsukkai #i❗ never ❗know❗how❗to❗end❗these❗#i think this one is boring #might delete #i kinda headcanon that Kazutora didnt know how to read that well so the communication between him and baji was💀#tokyo revengers texts #toman groupchat

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, dark humor, descriptions of toxic relationships, mentions of suicide

(I did em wrong with this one, especially Mikey💀)

Baji: you know what, I'm gonna say it

Draken: I don't care that you broke your elbow

Baji: Mikey and Takemichi have a toxic relationship

Draken: I-

Angry: 😰

Smiley: IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING???

Hakkai: uhm😟

Mitsuya: Baji why do you always start shit

Baji: I won't sit by and let this disaster of a relationship unfold

Takemichi: .....disaster?

Mikey: don't listen to him babe

Mikey: Edward what's your problem lol

Draken: uh maybe we shouldn't have this conversation on chat this is a really bad idea

Baji: i know y'all agree with me. they're not normal

Takemichi: I don't think there's anything wrong with our relationship Baji-kun😕

Smiley: YOU DON'T??

Baji: your relationship is based on ownership, obsession and infatuation, love is not enough to fix THAT

Smiley: 💀

Draken: dude.... stop

Takemichi: how is it based on any of those things??

Mikey: Baji you obviously don't know what you're talking about you look so stupid rn😕

Baji: I may be stupid but I'm not an idiot

Baji: how did they meet? Draken you were there right?

Draken: please don't involve me

Baji: fine, but it was the "Starting from today you're my bitch❤️"

Baji: Takemichi had no choice in that matter

Mikey: Baji don't start a war you can't win

Mikey: If you want me to bring up receipts I will

Mikey: do you want me to start with you and Kazutora or you and Chifuyu??🤨

Baji: you literally almost beat him to death several times

Baji: dark impulses my ass. GET HELP

Smiley: this is so entertaining

Draken: guys please do this in private

Mitsuya: yeah fr this is so awkward

Baji: don't piss me off rn guys

Baji: and you guys are obsessed with each other it's not normal

Baji: like Mikey I know you're a traumatized mentally ill individual, but this ain't it

Takemichi: Mikey didn't do anything wrong

Smiley: funny thing is, I heard you say that standing over the body of someone Mikey killed

Mikey: didn't Chifuyu's face almost cave in because your other boyfriend told you to beat him up??? who is now in prison because HE TRIED TO KILL YOU???

Baji: idk what they gotta do with, this you're reaching

Baji: and I love how you haven't even denied any of these accusations

Mitsuya: please just shut the fuck up

Baji: when are you gonna tell Hakkai you used to be in love with Draken

Mitsuya: can't believe you said that actually

Mitsuya: should've stayed dead I can't believe this

Draken: huh

Draken: what

Hakkai: ....what

Mitsuya: key word is USED TO

Draken: what

Angry: why can't we all just get along and be friends

Smiley: ....don't talk, okay? it's for your own good

Angry: .....okay

Draken: Mitsuya what are they talking about

Mitsuya: .....uhm

Mitsuya: uhhh

Mitsuya: ngl fam, I don't know what to tell you

Mitsuya: like it was a long time ago and now I'm in a relationship with someone I love plus I got over it cause you're straight so

Mitsuya: this is awkward oh my god

Smiley: Baji killing relationships like he killed Shinichiro

Baji: why do you always bring that up

Smiley: it's funny seeing you in despair

Mikey: careful, he might go on a suicide mission again and then accidentally trigger his boyfriends mental illness and PTSD and ultimately fail miserably and die

Baji: I didn't fail that day, Kazutora's still alive so it was a win for me

Smiley: you call that a win????💀

Smiley: he was given a 10 year sentence 💀

Baji: I didn't press charges so it's only 5

Takemichi: I still don't understand Baji-kuns argument, me and Mikey are perfect for each other

Smiley: man, poor Hina

Draken: wait can we backtrack a little I think I misunderstood something

Mitsuya: shit I forgot to water my cats brb

*Mitsuya has left the chat*

Draken: ......

Draken: I wish we could have normal conversations

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat ( requested by @sxgarcube-anon )

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mention of suicide

Desc: Baji is tired of Mitsuya and Draken's shit

Mitsuya: i can't believe you almost did that

Baji: it's been too long

Baji: i'm tired of your bullshit

Mitsuya: it's none of your business tho??? stfu

Baji: it's my business cause i'm suppose to be the dumb one. i expected better from you

Mitsuya: hop off my dick omfg

Baji: not until you tell him

Mitsuya: why is it such a big deal to you???

Mitsuya: like, how did you even know??

Baji: it's so fucking obvious

Baji: to everyone but him apparently

Baji: he thinks it's just bro's being bro's when you look at him like "☺😊"

Dm between Mikey and Kazutora

Kazutora: what are they talking about

Mikey: idk but its getting interesting so don't say anything

Mikey: do the others know?

Kazutora: how tf do they not see that they aren't dming each other

Mikey: idk but it gets us tea, so

Kazutora: mkay, i'll tell the others

Mikey: ayt

Toman groupchat

Mitsuya: i don't look at him like that

Baji: YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Baji: YOU LIKE HIM

Baji: YOU'RE GAY FOR UR BEST FRIEND

Baji: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

Baji: BUT YOU AREN'T GONNA KEEP IT A SECRET FOREVER

Mitsuya: FUCKING WATCH ME

Baji: i'll tell him myself

Mitsuya: he won't believe you

Mitsuya: you guys don't even like each other that much

Baji: and?????

Baji: he's still one of my best friends

Baji: i'm telling him rn

Mitsuya: Keisuke

Baji: Takashi 🤨

Mitsuya: if you tell Draken, i'm literally going to fucking kill you

Mitsuya: i'm not like Kazutora. you won't need to finish the job for him, i'll do it myself

Mitsuya: are we clear

Baji: we gottem boys

Mikey: naur 💀

Smiley: ITS DRAKEN?????

Kazutora: i thought Baji was stupid

Kazutora: well played

Chifuyu: uh guys

Chifuyu: this was a bit much don't u think

Mikey: that's why we did it in a separate groupchat without Ken-chin silly

Smiley: Mikey u trippin

Smiley: Draken's typing rn

Kazutora: 😶

Chifuyu: 😦

Baji: huh

Baji: Mikey u said it was a different gc

Mikey: I-

Mikey: 💀

Draken: is this a prank

Draken: cause i swear to god

Draken: Mitsuya?

Mitsuya: Baji, lets go outside

Baji: AYT

Baji: YALL PISSING ME OFF FR

Smiley: i can see it now

Smiley: twin dragons vs baji

Baji: MITSUYA

Baji: DRAKEN LIKES YOU TOO

Baji: I HATE Y'ALL SO MUCH

Baji: YOU GUYS AREN'T HOMIES YOU'RE HOMO'S

Baji: JUST GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP ALREADY

Baji: OR FUCK EACH OTHER

Baji: IDFK IM JUST SO TIRED OF YALL

Draken: what's wrong with you

Mitsuya: kys

Baji: been there done that

Mikey: FOUL

Smiley: 💀

Dm between Draken and Mitsuya

Mitsuya: he's lying

Draken: oh

Draken: so you don't like me??

Mitsuya: uh

Mitsuya: well

Draken: i'm mad cause of how Baji handled the situation

Draken: but he's not lying

Draken: i think we like each other as more than just friends

Draken: correct me if i'm wrong

Mitsuya: oh...

Mitsuya: so you do like me...? in the romantic sense?

Draken: yeah

Mitsuya: i...didn't expect that tbh

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: we should go on a date

Draken: i'd like that

Draken: but i'm taking you out first

Mitsuya: nah i'm the one that asked you

Draken: but i basically confessed first

Mitsuya: fine

Mitsuya: we're splitting the bill

Draken: no <3

Draken: you'll pay next time

Mitsuya: ...fine

Draken: :))

Mitsuya: ok then

Mitsuya: i'm still beating Baji's ass tho

Draken: oh absolutely

Draken: pulling up to his house as we speak

Mitsuya: 😊

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1eos · 2 years

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whats funniest about people on this website not having friends is a lot of people do admit they don't have friends but then they stole the word aplatonic and are using it to pretend they're oppressed for not having friends. when really they're just socially awkward and deeply lonely people (which is why they spend all day chasing oppression points on a social media website).

like there's nothing white people on this website won't do to play the victim and get attention

no literally. nd it's like those friendless blancos have become the poster children for asexuality nd aromantic...ness nd are acting a plum fool. the killing part is that these ppl spend all their time online coming up with reasons why they're oppressed but ONLY seem to attack nd harass lgbt ppl 😐 like there are SEVERAL legit aro/ace talking points for example how in medical emergencies if you're not married to someone you can't visit or make decisions to help them regardless of the emotional validity of your relationship. but instead they get on kim lips internet to *check tumblr posts* laugh at sexually active lgbts contacting hiv 🤨🤨🤨🤨 those kinds of ppl are fucking everywhere nd unfortunately they're stupid as fuck nd can't hold thoughts pertaining to anyone else. like the idea that 'society placing romantic/sexual relationships as the only valid relationships actively harms ppl' and 'gay love and sex is something that needs to be promoted and cherished to combat bigoted beliefs' can actually coexist lmao but no bc you're selfish nd unlikeable we have to all suffer just bc don't nobody like y'all 😐

#i REALLY do feel for aro aces of color like #just cuz the vocal mfs are so annoying ALL of y'all are getting heat

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