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kennedyalike · 1 year

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just a little bit?

leon kennedy x reader

just needy leon in bed😩

tags : somnophilia, vaginal sex, vaginal fingering, implied non con, sleepy sex, dom leon

if you don’t like non con/somnophilia DO NOT READ. DEAD DOVE DO NOT READ

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Sharing a home with him was a dream come true. You usually go to sleep at a very reasonable hour, always going to sleep before him and waking up before him. Leon always stays up at night, doing whatever. He goes to sleep once you’ve fallen asleep. You slept like a log, not waking up to anything ever, which sometimes benefited Leon, whether he was watching something on his phone or laptop or doing something else. He was dominant when it came to sex and you were there for him, ready to be good and obedient for him. His good girl. He always had his way with you and you truly enjoyed it.

Today was no different. Leon came home late and you were already in bed, getting ready to sleep. After showering and undressing into only boxers, he was ready to go to sleep. Leon settles himself next to you on your shared bed. Your eyes were closed and you were on the verge of sleep. Leon’s shuffling made you open your eyes. You sit up slowly as he settles under the blankets, sitting next to you. ”Sorry, I just came home.” Leon says slightly apologetically, you shake your head and lean in to his chest, straddling his lap quickly. His strong hands waited no further and grabbed your waist, helping you steady yourself on his lap. You lean forward and wrap your arms around his neck as you bury your head into his neck. You were only wearing panties and nothing else. Leon was also wearing only his boxers.

Leon’s hands squeezed your waist tighter and he started grinding you down slightly as his other hand lingered down and groped your bare ass. His grip tighter than usual, he was demanding. Almost asleep still, you mumbled something inaudible. ”Hm? What’s that baby?” He whispered into your ear as he started grinding you down even more. You continue hugging him as you feel his erection under you. His hands were gripping you so tightly and you just couldn’t pull away from him. Still sleepy, you try mumbling again. ”Leon..not now..I’m tired.” You say slowly, but he ignores you. Leon’s fingers hook under the fabric of your panties and he starts teasing them down while his other hand left your waist, to grope at your tits. ”Fuck baby, so slutty.” He says as he gives a slight squeeze to your tits, after that his hand grabs at your waist again, the other still teasing your panties by slowly pulling them down. Through the fabric of your panties, you feel the outline of his eager cock, pushing into your cunt needily. ”Need this pussy.” He demands.

You bring your other arm to grab his shoulder while the other grabs his hand that was pulling your panties down. ”Leon, not now.” You say sleepily while pulling your weight back and getting off his lap. Leon stays quiet as you settle yourself under the sheets again. You don’t care how hard he is right now or how bad he wants you, you just want to sleep now. Leon stays quiet but obliges nevertheless.

You never denied him, that surprised him but he wasn’t one to go against you in this situation. He couldn’t help but not belive that you didn’t want his cock. You always wanted it, even though you said no. He was sure of this. Or he was insane. You were just a tease. He is going to give you what a bratty slut needs. A good fuck to set you into place. After a while, he whispered to you, making sure you were asleep. He lifts the blanket up and lets his eyes wonder in your body. Your oblivious, sleeping form was just so sexy and cute and… irresistible. You were laying your stomach, ass slightly propped up and facing him. Leon’s calloused hand stretches forward and gropes your ass slightly, watching your reaction. Your face doesn’t move and your breathing doesn’t hitch. You’re asleep. He smirks to himselfs and grabs your waist, pulling himself closer to you. You let out a soft sigh at the movement and turn yourself around, now laying your back infront of him. Leon hums to himself quietly as he looks down at your figure.

He was going to have his way with you, and you weren’t there to say anything, but he knew you wanted it. You needed it. He spends a good while slowly and slightly caressing your soft skin so you wouldn’t wake up. Leon’s hand gropes your tits and his fingers play with your nipples as they harden to his touch. Sometimes your breath hitches and you let out the littlest of whine. Even when asleep, so obedient.

He spends his time on you, only observing your body for a while. His gaze locks on your lower body as he grabs your waist, pulling himself closer again. A sigh leaves his mouth as his erection makes contact with the side of your ass again. He grinds himself into you slightly, sighing every now and then. He checks you again and you’re still sound asleep. ”Good girl.” He whispers into your ear. A whimper leaves your mouth and he stops his movement for a while, checking if you woke up. Only quietness follows and he sighs. He doesn’t care if you wake up.

Leon takes the next step as he pulls his boxers down and starts palming his throbbing erection. He stays close to you, observing your body as he pumps himself a couple times. His breathing already heavier than before, he shudders at the feeling of his hands going up and down on his shaft. His pale shaft is long and thick and his tip is pink and eager. He lets go of his cock and it slaps against his abdomen. He has probably never been so hard before.

He desperetaly grinds himself to your side again and grabs you closer. You shift a little and whimper but he doesn’t anymore. His hand quickly pulls your panties down. He grabs your panties and throws them on the floor, discarding them and leaving you completely naked. Leon’s hand then goes down between your legs and spreads them slightly. ”A little wider, baby.” He mumbles to himself as he finally lets his palm cup your pussy. He teases your clit with his middle finger and his head turns to look at your reaction. Your brows furrow a little bit and your thighs shift. He continues rubbing circles on your sensitive clit. He sighs as he looks down at his cock that was now leaking precum on to your side.

He swears under his breath as he allows his fingers to slide between your folds. ”So fucking wet, even when asleep.” He mumbles to himself as his middle finger slips into your hole. Your eyebrows furrow again and your whole body shifts slightly. You open your mouth to let out a small sigh, almost a moan. This only makes Leon smirk as he then fills your hole with another finger. He was slowly fingering you with his index and middle finger. You were starting to become more aware that something was indeed happening. Leon completely forgot himself as he watches his fingers go in and out of your cunt. A moan leaves your mouth while still asleep. ”Fuck, I’m gonna cum from thi-” Leon whimpers as he pulls his hips backwards. He pulls his fingers from you and palms his cock again. He sighs loudly and groans. He can’t take it anymore.

He hovers himself over you and spreads your thighs, grabbing them strongly. He was eager now, he needed to be inside you. You groan as you slowly start becoming aware. You wake up to Leon’s hands holding you down with force. You don’t say anything but you see him lining his cock at your cunt. He groans as he slides himself between your wet folds. You can’t help but moan and grab his shoulder. Slightly shocked by what he was doing you push him. Leon doesn’t nudge but looks at you while holding his grip tighter. ”L-Leon..? What are you doing?” You whimper as he holds you tighter and shushes you with a hungry kiss. ”Shh, go back to sleep, baby.” He whispers into your ear as he grinds himself at your entrance.

You hands grab his shoulders tighter as you stutter ”Leon..I said not now…” You try your best to push him but he doesn’t even nudge slightly. He interrupts you by pushing his whole cock into you quickly. He starts pounding into you at a relentless speed. Your eyes widen as he gives you no time to adjust, you scream in pain while he fucks you roughly. ”Oh fuck, so tight, baby. Gonna make me cum in you too early.” He groans as he keeps his pace. The pain was slowly evolving into pleasure and you notice your arms are now pulling him closer, instead of pushing him away. ”Leon!” You moan his name loudly.

”I knew you wanted it, you fucking liar.” He whispers and you can just imagine the smirk on his face. He fastens his pace, if that was even possible. ”Please…” You whine as Leon holds your thighs wider. His cock was kissing your cervix and he was hungrily kissing your neck.

”Leon, I-” You start to say but his palm goes over your mouth and hushes your moans. ”Shh, I know.” He shushes you again and his other hand teases your clit. It pushes you over the edge and your hushed moans get louder. Your orgasm washes over you as Leon still pounds into you. ”Gonna cum inside you, ok?” You nod and squeeze your eyes shut as the immense pleasure from your orgasm comes over you. Your cunt squeezes around Leon’s cock and he finally pushes deep within you and you feel him cum inside you.

He groans and stays inside you for a while. ”I’m sorry..” He says quietly as he lays on top of you, he’s feeling quilty of taking advantage of you. You sigh, still coming down from your orgasm.

”Leon, you should do this more often.”

#leon s kennedy smut #leon kennedy x you #resident evil leon #Smut #leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #HES SO HOT I WANT HIM SO BAD

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 7 months

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Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #blood #Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti #I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics #I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!

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irenic-0kk · 1 year

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HERE'S SOME LEON KENNEDY WALLPAPERS YA'LL (PART 1)

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fluffylino · 6 months

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hyunjin uses your mouth!!!

(i wrote this cuz i saw this edit and now i will literally do anything to get on my knees and give him the best head-)

-contains mature themes

"yeah, you just love my cock don't you" hyunjin grunted out. watching as you took his length into your mouth. hands pumping his base.

"i could fill any of your holes and you'd be more than happy"

"my cock makes you dumb, doesn't it?"

you moaned, gagging as he bucked his hips upwards. he hadn't even got out of his performance clothes. pushing you down onto your knees to suck him off.

high on adrenaline. that kind of ego boost that hits different. because he's just so full of himself.

he knows he's hot.

he's sexy.

you kissed his tip, sticking your tongue out to tease him. laying kitten like licks on his weeping head.

"how about a challenge, my dumb baby" your eyes widened as you made sure to pay full attention to him. if not you'd probably end up punished.

"make daddy cum with just your mouth"

but that is what you were doing. you raised your hand to stroke him. jumping when he swatted your hand away.

"no hands. only that pretty mouth of yours"

an invisible rope binding your wrists together behind your back. you inched closer, his length standing tall and proud as you eyed it.

thinking of all the ways you could bring him to his climax.

you stood up on your knees. mouthing at him. he cursed under his breath. fingers tangled in your hair.

"keep going"

and so you did. practically choking on his dick as he pushed your head down. it was frustrating. you wanted to use your hands. and your jaw ached.

"f-fuck my mouth, daddy" you garbled out, letting your jaw fall slack.

there was a moment of hesitation until he thrusted up into your mouth. your throat spasming around him as your gag reflex hit.

"such a fucking needy whore"

your tongue hanging out as he used your mouth. fucking it like it was your cunt. your spit dripping out, making him wetter. the slide becoming easier.

you cringed at the how filthy it sounded. your choked out cries and gagging. his loud moans.

the squelching. the mess on your face and his pants.

"you'll take my cum like the slut that you are, won't you" he panted out, opening his eyes to focus on you.

you nodded. desperate to taste him. to have his cum in you.

"w-want it, p-please daddy"

"I know baby. don't waste a single drop or else" hyunjin muttered, using your mouth as a fleshlight. not caring if he was getting noisier.

you moaned out at the taste. the feeling of his warm cum filling up your mouth. threatening to spill out as he lazily thrusted.

and when he did pull out, you made sure to swallow. proudly keeping your mouth open for him to see.

he is best boy.

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siren-serenity · 6 months

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when he loves you

characters: portgas d. ace, gn!reader warnings: fluff, slight swearing a/n: - ace's time to shine!!! we love ace in this household <333 - took place before SPOILER!! teach betrays them :D (but we hate him-) - honorary tag for my wifey -> @officialdaydreamer00 - feedback is appreciated!

part one (shanks) // part two (ace) // part three (buggy)

when ace loves you, it is obvious to everyone. he's on fire, both figuratively and literally with the amount of teasing he receives from everyone on the whitebeard crew. he can never escape the little remarks yet his heart still does a traitorous little stutter whenever somebody mentions yours and his name in the same sentence.

"soooo," thatch dragged out, raising an eyebrow. "when's the wedding?" ace spat out his rum; some of the droplets got onto izou's clothing. he shrieked, swatting ace's bare shoulder. ace continued to cough but now, his cheeks were burning. "w-wedding?? with w-who?" ace stuttered, staring into the cup of rum as if it was the most interesting thing in existence. thatch scoffed, leaning in. "y/n, duh!" when you walked into the kitchen, you came face to face with a blushing ace who was busy tackling thatch to notice your presence. (un)fortunately, thatch noticed you and beamed: "Y/N! ACE WANTS TO-" "shut up!"

when ace love you, he starts to learn to become more vulnerable. more open-hearted, more open to things such as hugs and simple kisses. things he thought the demon child of him didn't deserve. things that he grew up without; sabo was too similar to even initiate physical affection, luffy was always trying to kill him by hugging him too tight. but your hugs always seemed to blanket him in a cocoon of warmth, your kisses were like little sparks, your featherlight touches blaze a trail of tingles down his skin.

he collapsed on his bed, face smashing into the pillow and almost snoring away if it weren’t for your fingers trailing down his tattooed back. it blazed a path and goosebumps raised onto his naked skin, sending a shiver of delight down his spine. "don't stop," he begged when he felt your finger lift off his back. "i love it!" he could almost hear your smile and feel your warm gaze on his back. "of course."

when ace loves you, he learns to accept himself for who he is. of course, the world government those bastards know him as 'firefist ace' and some know him by gold roger's son, but to you? he is just your silly boyfriend, the second division commander of the whitebeard pirates and the man that is utterly whipped for you. he has more nicknames of course, being luffy and sabo's older brother, but he is just 'ace'. or 'beloved', on rare occasions.

"what do you call ace?" one whitebeard pirate, lost in the crowd, shouted over the loud cheers of the party noise. your arm was wrapped around a slumbering ace's shoulder. you pulled him closer and he was practically sleeping in your arms. he blinked slowly. ace knew he was safe, judging by who's scent he was smelling now, but he had caught the last bit of the pirate's question. ace blushed. he knew what you called him, but that was only during private moments. "you okay, love?" you pressed a kiss to his lips, breaking him out of his stupor. he nodded, still feeling slightly dazed from waking up. "can i say it?" he rasped out a quiet 'sure' before nuzzling back into your chest. "i call him beloved. because to me, he is the most important treasure in my life." ace's heart fluttered at your statement and he just hugged you tighter. he didn't dare speak, not with the choking feeling in his throat and the slight wetness in his eyes.

when ace loves you, he would do anything for you. he would give up his soul, his body, his heart, his mind, anything to keep you smiling and happy. even if it meant he would be sacrificed in your stead, he would still do it. because if being a pirate had taught him anything, it is that pirates should be selfish with what they love most.

whitebeard treasures his family and he would raise war for them.

luffy treasures his nakama and he would stop at nothing to let them achieve their dreams.

portgas d rouge treasured him the most and had sacrificed her life for him.

so for portgas d ace? he treasures you the most in his life and he would do anything for you.

"y/n fell overboard!" without a moment's hesitation, even though something in the back of his mind rang an alarm bell, ace dived into the ocean. he barely registered his fellow commander's tired sigh, or the rambunctious laughing of the crew. "ACE! YOU CAN'T SWIM!"

"seas- ace!!" he felt your hands clasping onto his tight. the battle still raged on around them, but in yours and his safe bubble, it was just you two. "don't ever do that again!" the large gash in his side gushed out blood. he coughed weakly and his chest throbbed at the sudden motion. "sorry, y/n," he could barely see you, but his heart stopped when he saw your teary face. he never wanted to see such a pain-stricken look on your face, but he would jump in front of a sword anytime if it meant that you'll live. "but i can't promise that." as his vision faded and his subconscious took over, he registered a kiss on his lips. "my hero." he beamed one last time before fainting. "yours."

#one piece #one piece x reader #portgas d ace #portgas d ace x reader #ace x reader #ace one piece #ace #I STILL THINK HE'S SO HOT #LIKE LOOK AT HIM!!!#I WANT TO KISS HIM SO BAD #LIKE SMOOCH

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hyukqi · 3 months

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k.t.h. 🩵

drabble of… needy days with taehyun <3

smut, taehyun x reader, fem!reader, subby!mc >_<, meanie dom!taehyun, humiliation, spanking, name-calling, dirty talk

(been ia for a month whoopsies !! rmb when i said i daydreamed about taehyun to get through a power outage ?? ya this is it LMAO enjoy !!!)

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“oh g-god… tae please~~”

"what do you need, pretty girl?" taehyun asks, slowly pulling your panties down. "need my cock in your little cunt?" his fingers slide across your soaked pussy, running against your clit. "need me to fuck you hard and deep?"

nodding with wet tears dripping down your cheeks “p-please.. i..i can’t i need it now!” traces of ruined mascara and lip gloss are smudged across your face, in contrast to his well-maintained look.

"shit, you are so fucking sexy." taehyun groans, his hands rubbing your inner thighs teasingly. “pretty pussy" he murmurs, eyes fixated on your glistening sex, his hand moving to unbuckle his belt. "you want me to fill your tight little cunt up with my seed?" his cock eventually springs free, thick and hard, rubbing against your slick folds. the sight of it makes your mouth water immediately.

after guiding you to lie on your stomach, ass hiked up, taehyun pushes in slowly, feeling your walls stretch around him. he drills his hips deep inside of you until he feels like he’s a part of you, making you his <3

“nghhh—ah!” you can feel your eyes already rolling to the back of your head just from the insertion alone.

he breathes heavily, “there you go, slut… feel me stretching you? see how good it feels having my cock inside your hole? gonna fuck you dumb, mm?” fuck, does he fill you up so good… @_@

lifting his hips, taehyun pulls almost all the way out before slamming back inside you, shoving his cock into your sensitive walls. with a sharp thrust and a wail reaching his ears he grunts out, “you love being fucked like this, don‘t you? god your greedy cunt is so tight.. fuckin’ sucking me in.”

you can only gasp for air between moans, completely consumed by the sensation of being filled by him. “o-oh~! hhah… tyun!!” you find yourself lost in the pleasure from his cock ruining your warm, wet cunt. pretty pussy’s leaking juices onto the bedsheets.. so stupidly eager, aren’t you?

noticing this, taehyun evilly smirks and picks up his pace even further, reaching for your clit with a swipe of his thumb, making you cry out in pleasure as he pumps into you. "you're so fucking wet," he growls, his voice low and rough. "i can feel you dripping all over me. missed me that much?”

“yes..y-yes!! missed you so much tyun! missed your co—mmphh!!!” at this point you were babbling incoherently into the sheets, rendered to nothing but a fucked-out mess.

“thaaat's it, baby. gonna make sure you can’t think about anything but me," taehyun moans, his fingers digging into your hips as he pounded into you harder. his other hand found its way around your body, squeezing your breast roughly.

the sensation was too much for the both of you. your soaking velvety walls dragged across his girth perfectly with each thrust to your gummy spot. you swear birds were circling around your head from just how good taehyun aggressively turned you into his personal cocksleeve.

whining as your head lolls against the mattress, big eyes swelling up with tears that stream down your pretty face. knuckles turning white from how hard you’re gripping the sheets in attempt to stabilize your position, grinding your hips in coordination with taehyun’s thrusts. you hear him hiss from behind as you’re swirling your abused pussy around him.

taehyun’s marveling at the sight before him. he’s got you all spread out completely at his mercy, biting his lip to hold back a moan from watching your pussy engulf him whole. he could tell you’re close by the way you’re creaming on his cock sticky with your juices and clenching repeatedly. a filthy smirk forms on his face as he basks in the sounds of your loud whimpers and cries echoing throughout the room. nasty moans are getting so embarassingly high-pitched. “so fucking noisy… could you be any more louder?” taehyun taunts, his voice deep and harsh.

with cheeks flushing in humiliation and eyes blinking back hot tears, your forehead tilts down. you quickly scramble to shut yourself up by efforts of muffling your moans into your arm and shoving your fingers in your tiny mouth. both attempts were futile as small weak hiccups slipped its way out, and frankly you just sounded more pathetic as ever!

“are you that stupid? did i say to be quiet?”

your body flinches, ears twitching in surprise.

taehyun suddenly grabs a fistful of your hair harshly yanking you up till your back is flushed against his chest and a strained moan creeps up his ears. he leans in closer to whisper, his dick plunged deep into your cervix, “let me hear you, pretty.”

and with that taehyun lets go of your hair, your limp body falling forward, warm walls still fluttering around him, and head n mind oh so fuzzy. almost immediately does he give you a spank to your ass, an imprint of a gorgeous crimson color plastered on your skin.

taehyun’s gaze that was raking down your spine was interrupted by the throw of his head back, a soft hiss at the feeling of a tight clench gripping around the sides of his cock. the intensity of his slap has got you shuddering and spasming, crying out in ecstasy, and toes curling in.

momentarily, taehyun just stares at you almost in a mix of disbelief and amusement, meanly laughing at your pathetic release. “did you just cum from that? hah… maybe i should spank you more often, hm?”

and his pace picks back up, hips fucking you into oblivion, relishing in your screams and legs trembling of overstimulation…

“fucking take it all like a good girl.”

#txt imagines #txt smut #oh to be railed by taehyun #taehyun #taehyun smut #hehe taehyun hehe hes so hot hehe i want him so bad #taehyun x reader #backwards forwards sideways upside down right side up on the moon on the grass on a spaceship in public on a balcony on the beach in the ca #head full of taehyun #well there’s other things that i wish are full of taehyun ;)#MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN #taehyun ohh taehyun oh taehyun hhhhhhhh #I NEED HIM !!!!!!!!! KANG TAEHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEE #writing smut >>>> writing my 2k word essay that’s due in 4 hrs #hyukqi

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saetoshis · 4 days

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FUUUCKKKKKKK

#BROOAKAKAKALALALALALALAAALALALALALALALALALALALAALALalalallaalalallalalala #UR FUCKING KISIJ GMENAKALALALAJAKAKAKA😻😻😻😻😻😻#BRO OKOKOAKAKALALALALA #HOSHINA IS DEF MY FAVE FROM THIS SHOW😋😋😋#BRO LOOKAT HIMMAKAKALALALAKAKAHAGDGSVWVNWJAKAA #BAKTBARVAKTBALR ALR AKR GRRRRARGH BARKABRKBARK😻😻#HES SO HTOABABANAJA HELP EM I CAN TBRWATHE #😭😭😭😭😭#HES SO FUCJIGN HOT BRUH #HIS WAIST FUJCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEKWKALALLALA #HES SO …. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#BROOAKAKKAKA #BRO I WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD ITS U REALJAAKLALAALLAAL #😻😻😻😻#USE THAT ON ME NEXT ME NEXT !!1!1’-&-&-&-@#GET MAD AT ME OOH OOH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!1!1!1!1 #😋😋😋#HIS BAAAACK FUCK ME #maybe its just the compression shirt … NAHHH ITS HIM FR🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼#I WANT HIM SO BADJAKALALALA #ok lemme chill #BUT NAHHH HES SO HOT RUCJAKAKALALAHDHSHASHGSGAHAHAHAJAJAJAKA #😭😭😭😭#im going mental actuallt #[‹ moshi : thirsts ›]#soshiro hoshina #kaiju no. 8

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amentomensmut · 6 months

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dirty mike schmidt thought under the cut 🤭 18+

just thinking about mike jerking off n he'd be so needy because he never has the time to pleasure himself. he's always working so it's rare for him to get the chance to masterbate, but when he does he's panting and fucking himself up into his hand. he'd be so hard n whiny. he wouldn't be able to last long because it's been a while, n he's too impatient to edge himself so he'd be stroking his cock fast. he'd spit into his hand to lubricate himself n he probably gets off on the sounds of his own fist fucking himself, making him even closer and his cock even harder. when he finally cums it would def knock him out, n he'd go straight to sleep.

#I have no shame on this app #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson smut #mike schmidt x reader #smut #fnafmovie #fnaf #mike schmidt smut #i need him #i want him #hes so hot #i need him so bad

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spock-smokes-weed · 1 year

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Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

#obimaul #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #star wars #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan goes camping and finds out that maul has rented the space next to him #and is like ‘well I guess if we can’t kill each other yet do you want some hot dogs’#and maul is so fucking pissed cus he wants to kill him so bad but he had BIG PLANS #and killing him rn would not be poetic enough #all while obi-wan is like ‘sooo is that a yes on the hot dogs???’

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oceandolores · 1 year

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hello, big boy. *dies*

#pedro pascal #he's so hot #the mandalorian #joel miller #din djarin #the last of us #i want him so bad #big boy #pascalispunk #pedro pascal x reader

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spicypussywave · 3 months

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New in Episode 11

DEAD FRIEND FOREVER

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 5 months

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Vincent Price and Jane Asher

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) // dir. Roger Corman

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urfavcvntx · 2 months

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I don't give a fuck anymore I NEED HIM SO BAD

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emdotcom · 2 years

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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:

Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold

Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.

(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films

Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk

They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.

Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll

There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy

Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house

Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies

Trailer comes out.

People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%

Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.

But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!

Lol, &, may I say, lmao.

#gale chatter #mario movie #chris pratt #sonic movie #btw i 100% believe that rumor you cannot tell me that ain't what happened #also it is transparent that nintendo wanted what sonic movie had #damn maybe i don't do that batim video as my first maybe i do mario movie #my hot take is they should have cast both charles martinet & the super mario bros super show va #& used them interchangeably #bc. that would own #i wanted to mention thr jack black ass thing here but i feel it's too out there & irrelevant #at first reading the quote ppl got mad at i was little like 'oh dang is this not as bad as i thought'#but then i remembered 1) it's chris pratt he says rancid shut all the time & 2)#this response of stating he feels depressed while not like apologizing is just to do nothing but evoke pity #& he easily coulda apologized & been like 'i didn't mean it that way' or 'i wasn't thinking abt it & I'm sorry'#but he's not sorry. he doesn't see anything wrong with what he said. it's the internet's reaction that is thr problem in his mind #so he wants to make them pity him & feel bad that shit is TEXTBOOK manipulation i would know lol

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