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baconcolacan · 2 months

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I refuse to believe Edward Eddsworld doesn’t have battle scars from being a cat dad

#neil talky #IM A CAT DAD #AND IM FULL OF SCARS AND SCRATCHES #Parmesan had that GALL the absolute CAJONES #TO FIGHT ME LIKE I WAS GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE #BC IM GIVING HIM MEDICINE THATS GOOD FOR HIM BC YKNOW #HE BROKE HIS BONES????#I was holding him so gently but he SLAPPED THE MEDS OUT OF MY HAND #then YOWLED #PLEASE my son this is goof for you I just want you to be well 😭😭😭

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #34

Everyone always says that having a good reaction time is a great thing in a town where ghosts attack daily. Nobody ever warned him that sometimes it’s a bad thing to punch first and ask questions later.

Danny gets startled by Bane while wandering around Gotham, and punts him four blocks into a brick wall. Danny scrambles to get gone before anyone notices, but unfortunately for him, Gotham has eyes everywhere. And one Red Robin cannot believe that a twink of a guy just sent one of their physically strongest rogues flying like it was nothing.

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dustykneed · 4 months

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captain kirk sir please. with all due respect sir stop making your boyfriend so mad he has to physically get up pour himself a drink and get into your other boyfriend's lap for emotional support. it has been zero days since he last put you in horny jail sooner or later you're going to give him an aneurysm. sir do you hear m

anyways if y'all want the blank template just lmk ig ¯⁠\(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)/⁠¯ tag me if u make funnies i'd love to see em

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cassettemoon · 1 year

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Firestarter

#ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #kai ninjago #my art #kai's fire makes him weird more at nine #I'm not saying that when he broke his arm and the bone broke through the skin #it was charred black like a burn victim #buuuut #i might be saying that

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money-and-dandellions · 4 months

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Lester has an impressively high pain tolerance.

At this point, he is a cockroach.

A cockroach who believes that he is a god and a very pathetic human cockroach.

love this loser (hero) very much.

#lester papadopoulos #toa #literally he could die like a hundred times already #he stabbed himself #and got almost burned alive #or boiled #dont know #and oh my hiw many time he fainted #or vomited #or broke his bones #ribs especially #love him #he is so pathetic #my favourite loser #and hero #he is growing mentally #i am proud of him

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arceal-doodles · 2 years

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headcannon where paps 100% knows how to cook and undyne is the only one who knows... so he has some fun with it.

bonus:

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atlcscp · 9 months

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AWESOME INSAANE and INCREDIBLE superior and ps4 art my cousin made for my birthday, which just so happens to be spiderman day !!! :3 check out his beautiful ART and animations ^_^

#GWAHHH THIS MADE ME INSAANE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT #I BROKE ALL HIS BONES WITH HOW MUCH I SHOOK HIM AND HUGGED THEM💥💥💙‼️#THEY LOOK SO GOOD LOOK AT THEM !!!!#i still go insane at the superior drawing he made me last yr THEN THEY GO AND DO THIS #THEYRE BUDDIESS LOOK AT THEMMM #insane freaking poses and muscles n anatomy.. he even heard me say superior has such dramatic lighting and he worked that in too..#auagahhh<333 #go give them some love if u have insta ^_^#gosh.. i am not beating the superior and ps4 bestie believer allegations #superior spider man #superior spiderman #superior spider-man #ps4 spiderman #insomniac peter parker #insomniac spider man #spiderman ps4 #spiderman #LOOK AT MY COUSINS ART BOY!!!!#still cant believe my bday is spiderman day... literally FATED #i got permission to post here btw ^_^ so much joy and LOVE in this world..

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estrellami-1 · 1 month

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If I Should Stay

On the 15th, as promised! Ngl, I definitely almost forgot this. I have SO many feelings about this one, y’all check the tags if you want my ramblings. Buckle up. Also, happy stabbing Caesar day.

Part 1 | . . . | Part 64 | Part 65 | Part 66

Steve works his jaw, staring at Will. “Yeah,” he whispers. Will looks down. “Hey,” Steve says gently. “That’s not on you, okay? And Jonathan’s a really great guy. He and Nancy both had a lapse in judgement. They got together a while later and they were better for each other than she and I ever were.”

“But they hurt you.”

Steve chuckles. “In the moment, sure. But I’m fine now, I’ve moved on. It surprised me just now because I didn’t expect her to react like that. I know that’s not who she is as a person, and I’m sure as soon as Joyce talks to her about it and she’s had some time to think about it, she’ll come apologize. But none of that is on you, okay?”

Will shrugs, playing with the hem of his pants.

Steve glances at Eddie, who winks and plops down cross-legged next to Will, nudging their shoulders together. “My dad’s in jail.” Will looks up at him, surprised. Eddie shrugs. “I’ve had time to process, but it took me a while to realize he just isn’t a good person. Now, my momma was an angel among women, she just had a disease. It didn’t make her a bad person. But they’re my parents, so that must mean I’m a bad person with a disease, right?”

“No!” Will says emphatically. “Just because they-” he pauses, mouth a perfect circle, before flushing and ducking his head, smiling a little. “Okay. I get it.”

“Good kid,” Eddie says fondly, ruffling his hair. “Now, back to the planning?”

“Probably,” Steve nodded. “First things first, who wants out?”

“Papa hurt El?” Mike asks. Steve nods. “Then let’s kill this fucker.”

“Language,” say all the adults, and Mike rolls his eyes.

“I’m in,” Will adds.

“Me too,” Dustin says, and Lucas nods.

Steve looks around, and all the adults present nod at him. Robin squeezes his hand, and Alli pulls him closer to her by his shoulders. “Alright, little brother,” she says. He elbows her. “What’s the plan?”

Steve sighs and looks to El. “What do you think, Ellie?”

“Everyone else is dead,” she murmurs. “But if I go into the rainbow room, I will see them.”

Steve’s heart breaks. “You don’t have to go anywhere you don’t want to.”

She smiles sadly at him. “You cannot promise me that, Steve.”

He meets Robin’s eyes above El’s head, watches her heart break. “Watch me.” He looks back to El. “I know what he put you through, El.”

“He loves me.”

Steve takes a breath, shuts his eyes for a moment. “Remember what I told you, last time you said that?”

El nods. “You thought the same thing about your parents.”

“Exactly. It took me a long time to learn, but they don’t love me. And there’s nothing I can do to change that. Even if I was perfect, that wouldn’t be enough for them. Does that make sense?”

She nods. “You love me differently from how Papa loves me.”

“Yeah,” Steve whispers. “Which do you like better?”

“Yours.”

“Do you know why?”

She thinks about it for a minute. “You love me because you see Ellie. He loves me because he sees Eleven.”

Next to him, Alli makes a broken sound. Steve reaches back to hold her hand. “Yeah, Ellie. That’s exactly right.”

“I do not want to only be Eleven anymore,” she decides. “I want to be Ellie.”

“And that’s why I’ll do all of it myself if I have to,” Steve tells her. “So you can be Ellie. You don’t have to go in the rainbow room, okay?”

“Okay,” she nods, wiggling around until she can bury her face in his neck and whisper, “I trust you.”

He blinks quickly. “I’m glad,” he whispers back.

“Ellie,” Wayne says, voice not much steadier than Steve’s. She shifts to look at him from where she’s tucked into Steve. “We all want you t’be just Ellie if you want it. We’re all gonna be right there with you.”

“Thank you,” she says quietly. “Steve?”

“Yeah?”

“I won’t be strong enough. If I see Papa.”

“That won’t be a problem,” Hopper says, checking his gun. She shifts to look at him. “He’s not going to hurt you again.”

She frowns and buries her face back in Steve’s neck. “I’m happy,” she murmurs. “But I’m also very sad.”

Steve sighs and hugs her tightly. “I know how you feel.”

“I don’t like feeling this way.”

“I know, El. I don’t think there’s really any way to get rid of the feeling, though.”

“Just life,” Alli says quietly, scooting closer and laying a comforting hand on El’s upper arm. “I know it’s a cliché, but it’s true.”

El looks up at Alli. “Okay. What’s a cliché?”

Alli meets Steve’s eyes, a smile starting to spread, and Steve thinks everything’s going to be okay.

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littlefellows · 2 months

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A ghoul come to steal your bones

#warhammer #aos #miniature painting #ossiarch bonereapers #age of sigmar #i got the big ossiarch christmas box and painted up this bone boy #i painted up a necron doomstalker as well but don't have any good photos of it #it's all overgrown and looks really cool trust me #also while I was testing weight against my magnet case he fell off and his arm broke :(

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rewritingcanon · 5 months

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wait bc everyone is always talking about how sirius and harry saw each other as a substitute for james BUT BUT BUT do you ever think that sometimes when sirius looked at harry he saw what only he could understand as someone who also went through years and years of emotional neglect and abuse?? like do you ever think that that was also a reason why harry connected so deeply to sirius. because sirius became the one person to harry that he knew he needed, the figure that was absent from his childhood?? like. like like like.

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exhausted-undead · 9 months

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did a quick doodle of erik (art block is eating my whole ass rn so this'll have to do for a while)

#fun fact his ass broke the pin bot on the box five discord #he's skin and bones plus a phat badonkadonk #phantom of the opera #art #digital artist #poto #erik poto #artists on tumblr #phanart #the phantom of the opera

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ninyard · 10 days

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i have to ask, do you have any kevin hcs from his childhood in ireland?

yes :) yes I do :) depending on how long he grew up there some of these might be irrelevant but here’s some baby kev in Ireland (these are kind of stupid but regardless here they are)

- While Kayleigh had him playing no-contact kid safe Exy, he also played hurling. It’s an Irish team sport that is played using a stick and a small hard ball and a lot of Irish kids play it. It’s a pretty big sport in Ireland, it’s really fast paced, and the only protection players wear is a helmet with a grate/face guard thing. You can “check” other player with your shoulder so long as the other person has the ball and you have one foot on the ground and tbh if you read the rules it wouldn’t surprise me if it inspired Kayleigh to invent Exy in some manner

- he went to a gaelscoil (Irish speaking school) for his first two years or so in school. This means they only speak in Irish and learn all of their subjects through Irish. Because of this Kevin can count and knows colours in Irish but doesn’t really know a whole lot else

- Kevin is naturally unbothered by cold weather because he spent those early years of his life in Ireland. He’ll wear shorts when the sun is barely peeking out of the sky and it’s only like 15 degrees Celsius outside because that’s just what Irish people do. We savour the sun in the tiny bits we see of it.

- Irish people love famous Irish people, so I bet Kayleigh would’ve been on local TV quite a lot. There’s a couple of interviews and videos of Kevin as a tiny Kevin playing baby Exy out there that he keeps hidden from the foxes. NOBODY knows they exist. Also as a tween he probably did some more interviews from the US for Irish TV. If somebody found them he would die on the spot.

- Kayleigh lived in Dublin before she had Kevin, and her family were from much more rural areas on the other side of the country, so Kevin doesn’t remember meeting her family at all. He would’ve met his grandparents a handful of times, but because he was so young, he doesn’t remember it. They were fluent Irish speakers, though, so Kayleigh always spoke in Irish around her family.

- Kayleigh’s funeral was in Ireland, and that was the first time Kevin had been back in Ireland since they moved to the US full time. It was really overwhelming for him, because so many memories kept coming back to him, memories he’d forgotten because he’d been so young.

- his grandparents call him by his Irish name, not Kevin. He doesn’t like it, but it’s their native language so he just accepts it. If any one of the foxes thought of calling him Caoimhín he’d kill them.

- (Kayleigh’s family make fun of his American accent. Irish people love making fun of Americans)

Kevin doesn’t remember a lot about living in Ireland but what he does remember is a lot of fond memories of his mom, and if he wants to feel close to her, he reminisces on it a lot. He has as many old interviews of her as he could possibly find, videos of her in university, and as much as it pains him to watch his mother beside Tetsuji as business partners, he watches those too. One interview is his favourite, one that Kayleigh did for the Irish language news, and it’s an interview where she’s talking about Exy as gaeilge/in Irish. She doesn’t falter, or trip over her words, or have to think at all about what she’s saying. It’s her first language, and she falls into it so easily. It makes him sad to think of how different his life would be if they’d stayed, but he would never go back in time and ask her to. She achieved her dream, she represented Ireland at their first Olympics, and the USA once she’d gotten her citizenship. He would do anything to have her back, but he wouldn’t change that.

#Ireland makes Kevin think of home even though it wasn’t his home for very long #idk this is silly but #I’m claiming him #the only valid Irish-American #kevin day #I’m currently reading a news article about a referee who is currently in hospital because he broke a bunch of bones in his face #because he got hit in the face by a sliotar #and like….thats NEWS here

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the-moon-pal · 1 year

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Mark has bones of glass and skin made of paper fr SGHDDJF

#damien talks #i mean this in a 'i hope he gets well soon and ik he didn't Meant to Break his bones'#but like also GSGDHDJ POOR GUY.. he broke his nose.. /again!!!!/#Markiplier

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patrice-bergerons · 21 days

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Kind of obsessed with the way Marchy goes oh yeah I never thought I'd make it this far 🤷‍♂️ every time he is asked about a milestone like playing 1k games or scoring 400 goals. He is such an interesting mix of grit and confidence on one hand and...almost this belief that he'd never be good enough no matter what he did on the other.

#boston bruins #brad marchand #4am thoughts #like i dont know if I'm articulate but #he broke into and stayed in the main team #specifically BECAUSE he wanted it more than anything and was willing to do anything to get it #like he seems to have clawed his way in #specifically bc he believed he should and could be there against the odds #without that belief and grit and confidence that you can and will make it #hed be no one now - long forgotten #and it's fascinating to me how *that* confidence exists side by side with what seems to be #an equally bone deep belief that he isn’t/wasn’t good enougg

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pengujoon · 8 months

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BREAK A LEG

content. kenma x gn!reader, fluff, cw: injury, casts. kenma broke his leg roller skating with the nekoma volleyball team and is now sad. interaction's kinda domestic in this

a/n: ngl I feel like kenma is a little ooc in this but eh I tried

“Remind me to never go roller skating with the volleyball team ever again.”

“Why?”

You could feel his eyes burning holes to the back of your head as you scrambled through your bag searching for a sheet of wet wipe. He was too stunned to even mutter a single word at your question.

“Where are we?” he asked, his fingers lightly grazing your hand, but you could feel the intense glare even if you’re not looking straight at him.

“… the hospital?”

“Why, pray tell?” he continued.

“You fell?”

“I broke my leg while I went roller skating, that’s why!”

“Looks like someone took ‘break a leg’ too seriously, didn’t he?” you chuckled, unable to resist the opportunity for a pun.

He rolled his eyes, but his lips quirked up. He looked away momentarily, as if pondering something.

You recognised the familiar signs - the quiet moments when his mind was racing with thoughts.

You couldn't help but feel a surge of affection as you watched him. You reached out, your fingers gently brushing against his cheek, gently turning his attention back at you.

"Hey," you murmured softly, your voice a gentle melody that seemed to pull him from his thoughts.

His gaze met yours, and you could see a mixture of emotions swirling within his eyes. You leaned in, capturing his lips in a tender kiss, pouring all the love and reassurance you felt into it.

"Honestly," he mumbled against your lips as you pulled away, "I should've known better. Going roller skating with them was a bad idea."

You chuckled, entwining your fingers with his. "Well, at least we got a memorable story out of it."

He sighed, a small smile tugging at his lips. "Yeah, I guess so."

“Plus,” you added with a playful grin, “now we get to indulge in movie marathon at home while you recover.”

A genuine smile tugged at his lips, his eyes lighting up. “I get to pick all the movies?”

“Absolutely,” you confirmed, leaning in to kiss his cheek. “Anything to keep my gamer boy entertained.”

He chuckled softly, the sound music to your ears. “You’re something else.”

“Something that’s irreplaceable in your life,” you coutnered, your voice soft.

He met your gaze, his eyes tender and warm. “I know.”

Sitting there, hands intertwined, you basked in the comfort of your shared space. A roller-skating mishap had turned into another chapter in your shared journey, and even in the simplest moments, you found solace and joy in your connection.

As you watched him, a thought crossed your mind: you were incredibly grateful that only you got to see this side of Kenma. The soft, domestic side that he reserved for you, a side that no one else knew about, except perhaps Kuroo.

As the hospital room dimmed in the warm glow of twilight, you couldn’t help but feel a surge of love for the one-of-a-kind person beside you, the one whose heart was as intricate and multifaceted as his favourite video games.

#haikyuu imagines #haikyuu oneshot #haikyuu fluff #kenma x reader #kenma fluff #kenma x reader fluff #penguwrites #this actually happened to my friend lol he went roller skating and he broke his bones lmao #not beta-ed

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mikakuna · 3 months

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did i just read the wrong issue or are tim fans just overdramatic.... because y'all please jason did not beat the shit out of tim in that comic. they were literally so on par while fighting LMFAO tim got in so many hits. bros also built??? why do you guys act like he's a tiny skinny toddler. on top of that, why do people make him seem like he's so skinny in every fan content i see of him

please add a link to the comic issue (maybe i read the wrong one?) if you think i'm wrong because what in the world

#that was the most.....#mid fight ever #tim was going in on him too #keep in mind this is the first time i've read this issue #so my knowledge of this entire situation has been based off fics #fics where people write jason out to be this horrible crazy 35 year old beating a 10 year old #tell me why i read a fic and someone acted like jason broke every bone in his body #acting like tim would be traumatized #GIRL PLEASE #he's robin. i'm sure he's fought worse #just because tim lost doesn't mean jason shattered his entire body #stop twinkifying this bitch #jason todd #red hood

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