#Completely Harmless

[rambler-in-limbo]

how did Whupeh steal Peppino's rolling pin?

Like so.

#translations down here! #—> #give it to me #you’re very mean and scary #the little ones have no teeth #completely harmless #BUT #Some do have poison #so say goodbye to that pin #<— #he absolutely eats paint and other inedible nonsense #he loves raw dough especially #the others. mostly Erm. try to get him to eat real food #my art #ask #pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino clone #pizza tower oc #peppino spaghetti

[shadowjimbo4]

random reminder that centipedes are completely harmless and are the cows of the insectoid world

#insects #centipede #bugs #cows #reminder #completely harmless

[vonplundercat]

I have decided to officially retire from drawing Monster Pinups and move on to exclusively drawing Confectionery with Vauguely Threatening Auras.⁠

#April Fools #Set Up #Cake #Cake Artist #Confectionary #Confectionery with Vauguely Threatening Auras #Orange #Joke #Prank #Completely Harmless #No Jumpscare #Reveal in 3 hours

[proto-geo]

look at this extremely ominous ad on my feed that doesn't even name a product or company

#tumblr #ominous #funny #harmless #completely harmless

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[larsnicklas]

"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...

#matthew tkachuk #sam bennett #samuel bennett #florida panthers #nhl #nhledit #panthers lb #hockey #hockeyedit #meg.cats #meg.gif #meg.all #to me this was so funny because it was the world's most harmless little slash to the pants and matthew came HURTLING IN #i am in fact completely immune to jimmy stu so i did laugh. but i think even if i wasn't immune to him i'd still laugh like... #matthew...... chill..........please he's losing 6-0..... he barely touched your guy....... it was a love tap...... #like.... any excuse to rattle brady fr.....

[goobygnarp]

i saw the most fuck ass house centipede in my bathroom last night like I was in some horror film.

here i am, taking a witching hour piss, I get ready to leave and look at the mirror hanging on the door. look at my face to see if anything is growing, ya know, facial hair.

and what do i see at the corner of my eye? some anomaly lined across the shower curtain wall but a FUCK ASS HOUSE CENTIPEDE.

and i don't mean some small boy minding his business, I can tip my hat to those fine lads, but the devil was out for me that night.

call me a believer i couldn't keep her if I tried, but I believe when YouTubers say don't do shit at 3 am,

DON'T PISS AT 3 AM!!?!?!

cause this boy was over my head the entire time I was wizzin and I never noticed.

the way I turned my head back like i owed this guy money and he finally found my tax-evading ass, how I faced the guy while I backed out of the bathroom, eyes trained on him like some weeping angel mess in lethal company, my hands feeling up the wall like we were making out while I searched for the light and fan switch.

i aint pissing at 3 am again.

#fuck do i even tag this as???? #fun fact theyre actually harmless #like completely #theyre just super scary looking

[enbysiriusblack]

remus sees himself as a wolf in sheep's clothing, and the other marauders see him as a sheep in wolf's clothing

#remus seeing himself as a monster amongst 'normal people' #and wearing knitted cardigans and jumpers to look less threatening #whilst his friends see him as completely harmless. and. fluffy. #<- but merely having the societal views of lycanthropy as a blanket over him #remus lupin #marauders era #marauders

[camelspit]

my biggest hope for the next book is that maruca actually gets to use her power without gisela going "oh ho ho! youre doing exactly what i want you to do >:) youve fallen right into my trap"

#sorry! im fucking sick of it! #WHY reintroduce maruca with this supposedly awesome new power #if shes NEVER allowed to do anything with it ??? #i dont get it ?? #so far i feel like its only been used to show not how powerful maruca is but how smart and careful gisela is #but like! we already knew that about gisela #idk. just once i feel like maruca should get a chance to really shine #if i remember correctly she helped in the trix scene in stellarlune but #its sort of counteracted by the fact that trix was completely harmless #let maruca have a cool main character moment !! #kotlc #maruca chebota

[thinkingabout-girls]

i love lying on the internet

#love me some small harmless white lies about completely irrelevant things

[weepylucifer]

When i started disco elysium i thought, well, obviously Kim is normal and regular (I would later be proven wrong), so his clothes must be what regular cops wear in disco elysium world. But then we see other cops and they’re wearing like... black suits. Uniforms. And THEN it turns out that what Kim is actually doing is closet-cosplaying as a pilot of an airforce that doesn’t exist anymore. This is like if someone came to work in complete Civil War reenactment costume. Why does he do this? Because he just wants to i Guess

#that's why i think people overshoot a bit when they portray kim as the Ultimate Professional. he goes to work in cosplay #there's that one dialogue option where harry's like wait if cops wear uniforms why isn't kim in uniform #and the skills tell you ''he's in plainclothes VOLUNTARILY not because he lost his uniform like YOU IDIOT'' and like... #why actually did kim feel it prudent to turn up to the case in his little pilot outfit? is his cup of caring just THAT empty by that point? #is he actually deep down sorta starting to burn out on being in the rcm so he's just not bothering with the dresscode anymore? #more of my disco elysium impressions #posts by me #i mean we all Know the pilot cosplay represents his broken dreams and/or the little ways he vents his rebellious side #it's like listening to speedfreaks. it's these completely harmless little acts of nonconformism that don't ever actually bother anyone #so he gets to feel the cathartic thrill of being a little bit narsty without actually like... rebelling. (bit sad innit) #but this post isn't ABOUT that it's about him GOING TO WORK IN COSPLAY

[fjordfolk]

Cant want for this person to realise that breeders also make others people's dogs, rear them, and lay experiential foundations that will follow them for the rest of their lives

#not too long ago there was some debacle because a puppy buyer wanted to change the name of their dog #post registration/delivery and the breeder was like.....no? #and the people flipped their fckn shit #like threatening law type of flipping their shit iirc #its just a piece of paper my dudes #like yeah this breeders naming habits are over the top but theyre also completely harmless and unless you breed or compete #(which these buyers were not looking to do) #you will hardly see or hear the registered name ever again #the privilege of a breeder is to get to put stupid harmless things on a piece of paper #get over it

[actualbird]

apropos of nothing, but i suddenly remembered this baffling encounter i had with acupuncture back when i was in college. my mom got acupuncture and it helped her quit smoking (which, yay! whatever works, works!) and then she made me go to try to see if it'd cure a neurological condition i have (which uh, im neither here nor there over alternative medicine and whatnot but in her defense, i had had countless inconclusive diagnostic tests abt this condition so she was very much grasping at straws here for anything that would help me) and since im a good boy who follows what his mother says, i said "okay" and it was a pretty alright experience. i was and am currently still not very squeamish with needles so it didnt bother me very much. if anything, i just took the weekly acupuncture sessions as an hour to nap (with needles in me). but then one day, one of the needles (that went into my abdomen) had a....thingy at the end of it. it looked like a large-ish cork thingy balancing atop of the needle. and i was like "huh, what is that?" but i didnt say it out loud because of my debilitating anxiety and worry and i didnt wanna come off as the weird guy who asks too many questions at the acupuncturist. so i didnt ask. and the acupuncture guy thusly did not explain.

then he set the thingy on fire. and then he left the room.

i dont know about you, but in general i was taught that fires should not be left unattended. that goes for normal fires, but this was a fire lit perilously at the end of a needle sticking out of my abdomen. i guess i was the person attending to the fire, but like, i couldnt move. because of needles in me. it was a harrowing hour. i could not nap. there was an on fire thingy connected to my body. i spent a whole hour laying down alone with my thoughts and also with a small on fire thingy as company.

theres no moral to this story, it's just one of those things that made me go "hey what was that all about" but i never asked because i dont wanna be the weird guy whos not cool with fire needles

#actually the moral of the story is how averse i am to asking harmless questions. you could get me to walk into #speeding traffic with no questions asked if you said it to me sternly enough like yessir got it completely understand here i go #dootdootdoot #needles cw

[ruthlesslistener]

Why are primal aspids so cute but so Evil :(

Typical logical fallacy of cuteness = goodness applies to them as well. Same universal operating principle that dictates that bunnies (universally viewed as adorable) are capable of giving you lifelong scars simply out of spite, but tailless whip scorpions (typically viewed as the devil on earth) are incapable of so much as inflicting a minuta of pain unto you, even if they willed it (which they don't)

#hollow knight #anon #reply #something ive learned from uni: the more cute an animal is the more likely it is to wreck your shit #whereas the more terrifying the more likely it is to be completely and utterly harmless

[yeetdasweet]

What is this? Oh no, a normal person! The horrors!

Read more for info and unshaded ver

Yes I went a bit over board on the shading, whoops!

Au made by @justmwahstruly

The moment I saw it, I knew I had to draw Riley as this lawful evil scientist trying to find a cure of some kind for the spontaneous zombie outbreak.... under any means necessary....

But don't mind her. She's just a little kook-coo is all, she'll be harmless for the most part. If anything, she'll just stalk some of the patrons at the diner outside the windows since no one will let her experiment ask questions.

#Completely harmless! #And don't worry I will be doing a current fuzzball as well #I just have to figure out a wardrobe and a few other things for he #but ye she was fun to design #art #welcome home #artists on tumblr #welcome home puppet show #my art #welcome home oc #Riley Rigemesworth #wh zombie au #little meanie #everyone needs a good hater and I will stand by that

[pendinganchor]

why do antis think it went:

- steve lies

- billy breaks a plate over steve’s head

when it actually went:

- billy gets smacked around, called a slur, then threatened all by his father because max ran off on his watch

- billy had to drive all around town to track down where she is, while he’s supposed to be on a date

- max sets the tone by saying “he can’t know i’m here. he’ll kill me. he’ll kills us.” (which babe way dramatic jfc)

- steve (a borderline 18 year old) lies about the whereabouts of max (a 13 year old) to her stepbrother. he also lies about even knowing who she is!!!

- billy calls him out for lying

- steve says “oh shit”

- billy sends steve to the ground for being weird

- flirting

- billy goes inside

- billy sees that not only was max with steve but three other boys as well (boys that billy has only ever seen making max upset)

- billy sets his sights on lucas who he already told max to stay away from (we can talk all about the racist undertones of this interaction but that’s not what this post is about)

- billy pushes lucas and tells him to stay away from max

- lucas kicks billy (rightfully so tbh)

- billy makes a threat that 100% was not serious (you think he would actually kill a child? be fr)

- steve punches billy

- billy’s reaction to steve punching him is laughing (LAUGHING but we don’t have time to unpack allll of that)

- more flirting

- billy swings at and misses steve

- steve punches billy again

- steve punches billy a third time while the kids cheer him on

- billy is still laughing

- steve punches billy a fourth time and backs him into a corner

- like mother like son billy breaks a plate over steve’s head

- the fight turns and now steve is getting his shit rocked

- max stabs billy IN THE NECK with a syringe with an unknown substance in it (this easily could have killed him)

- max threatens billy

#billy was punched four times before he landed a hit #if you think billy is the winner in this situation you’re completely wrong #mind you i went to the episodes to get this 100% accurate and forced my way through scenes that are hard for me to watch #if you don’t think steve was in the wrong for lying to billy please block me #you disgust me and i really hope you don’t have little siblings #steve didn’t tell some harmless lie #he told the brother of a 13 year old that his sister wasn’t at a stranger’s house in the middle of the woods #also why have i never talked about the song that plays while billy is leaving the wheeler’s house i’m gonna be sick #billy hargrove #steve harrington #stranger things #userkarson