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Lady Zillah by @solreefs

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:

According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Lady Zillah:

"she’s rightfully angry, she’s got color changing eyes, she believes in the power of darkness in a world that reveres light. what can’t she do." @solreefs

Luzia Vacker: None

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the next round!

#kotlc #keeper sexywoman 2024

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2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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Exy Fans on Twitter (Neil’s tattoo edition)

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shark teeth tam supremacy

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#yes

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Something I really want is that when keefe needs someone with an id he tries to, like, charm a couple of older teen girls into it

but

one's really tall, one's really buff and they are lesbians and in love

#pleeeease let keefe meet lesbians amen

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.

#>1000

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Councillor Liora by @fanartofthelostcities

Brielle the Goblin by @soryasongsaa

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:

According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Councillor Liora: None

Brielle the Goblin: None

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the next round!

#kotlc #keeper sexywoman 2024

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thank god jojo siwa invented gay pop in time for chappell roan to release good luck babe

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im kind of obsessed with the way jason chan drew the jackets on the cover.. like the way he made them all different styles and how you can almost feel that material.. god 🥺

#let me be able to draw clothes like that one day 🙏🙏 amen #anyway the cover is kind of funny but it feels like people are being way over negative #like.. sorry but calling art outright bad is kind of 👎 to me #you can laugh and make jokes without being a dick!! #kotlc

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do you ever think about how pissed alvar was that fitz stopped pressing buttons

I haven't yet, but do you ever think about what, exactly, Alvar was yelling while he pounded on the glass? Because Fitz didn't specify

Was he furious at being imprisoned, enraged they stood by and watched? Was it because he was trapped or was it because it was them, his baby siblings, who had done it? Was it because it was just another example of the young being "better" than the old, or was it because deep down part of him wanted them to join him, to follow him, for there to still be something there, and this was a betrayal to that secret wish

Or was he desperate? Was he pleading, beseeching, imploring? Scared and screaming as the goop poured in hot and thick, yelling to be let out, to be saved. Did part of him, deep down, still believe that they would? That the family he'd scorned and disowned still meant something? That though he'd set the bridge on fire with his own hands, his baby siblings would reach out theirs?

What was he yelling, Shannon?

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okay now that I'm thinking about it, try imagining a person who has never read kotlc seeing this cover in the bookstore.

without context, this cover is low-key crazy 😭 like, why is there a VERY suspicious person in the middle of it and why is the blond boy staring at us? why is this book promoting stalking and kidnapping on the cover? where is the direction of this book going? is it a thriller or yaoi disguised as a thriller?

#its yaoi AND thriller

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One day in the near (ish) future there will be keeper fans who only read the series after they all came out. They’ll say things like “do i have to read the novellas?” Or “ugh I got spoiled for kotlc book 27: lunarmode. Yeah, apparently the moon colony they established after the neverseen blew up the earth got invaded by genetically engineered horse demons”

And like we’ll just have to cope with that

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Okay, you guys mostly think it's an evil guy, which is interesting because I'm leaning towards them being a girl, and I'm 100% certain that they're going to be on Keefe's side.

#pleeeease just let her be a weird teenage girl 🙏