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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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choosing to think that the crazy hormone fluctuations associated w fall rut would just make you feel gross when not otherwise propelled by anger or lust

#FUCKIN EXACTLY #HORMONE FLUCTUATIONS ARE ASS THEY HAVE SIDE EFFECTS OTHER THAN HORNY!!! #like rn im hittin some sorta hormone shift (more masc? idk) and horniness is rampant but its second to the headaches and increased anxiety #(not like doomspiriling more like nervous energy) #shit SUCKS it is NOT sexy

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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

#7 thousand words is weak shit lets get this mfer CHONKY

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bro how tf are they teaching bio in india because every single indian teacher or tutor ive had for this subject has been fuckin on point for balancing clear answers with a good challenge and a chill vibe about learning what sorta secret bio magic are y'all on

#this includes my own professor #lil old indian man who's super chill and helpful and very easy to understand even with his thick accent #which is a vibe im very not used to because my dad is persian and VERY strict #and all his friends are chinese and similarily very strict #why does india get the chill teachers #is it just a bio thing or

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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#this is exactly the sort of audio id expect to hear from a fish brain

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I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)

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Mysterious moth unseen for 65 years accidentally rediscovered by tourist

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Character sheet commission 🌾🐺

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It becomes very clear when people only consider trans people who are white, skinny, pass perfectly, and are stealth as ‘real trans people’

People talk about trans men and it becomes clear they aren’t counting non-passing trans men, pregnant trans men, fat trans men, and trans men of color.

I see this from other trans guys so much. So many other trans guys will act like they are better because they pass, they are white, they are skinny, and/or they don’t want to get pregnant. So they leave trans men of color, non-passing trans men, fat trans men, and pregnant trans men out of the conversation.

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Fascinated by how every other pfp on reddit is either savathun or eris. Do these people actually play d2 or are they just fans of their chibi forms? I want to know

#'aren why are you on reddit' to stalk for advice on things why else #only use for reddit

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don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

#keltoi's shit #also w & g #and like almost everything my friends have ever written no joke

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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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Sometimes I forget my family and I live in completely different circles mentally

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#someone already mentioned the souls games (masters of comedic deaths) #but i gotta volunteer destiny 2: where you can blow yourself up with a rocket launcher

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I think breeding kinks being the way for humans to satisfy the urge to breed but evading moral responsibility is funny. Humans will always have that urge though lol, not matter if protection is available (looks at my 15 aunts and uncles)

But learning that you no longer have a breeding kink and instead actually want a baby is like getting your brain switched around. I no longer let anyone touch me in fear of some sort of contamination (ocd fr fr)

I don't know if I'm making sense so I'm sorry, I got into a bottle of bailey's haha

Oh yeah I getcha, though by means of non-procreative sex I was referring to all the different types of sex we figured out instead of just contraception, like oral, anal, intercrural/etc that are still satisfying for both parties while avoiding the whole mechanism required for reproduction (depositing semen in reach of the cervix for fertilization). Humans have figured out a multitude of different ways to have satisfying sex without it being PIV, but breeding kinks might be here to take that extra step and get the job done anyways, if my hypothesis that it's there for a purpose is correct (which it very much might not be, I'm not tryna spread pseudoscience as much as I am just musing about the possibility of kinks being sexually selected for to combat intelligent trickery)

Gl with the baby fever tho, that sounds like a scary thing to deal with in addition to OCD, so you have my sympathies there. I remember having panic attacks about being pregnant everytime my period was irregular before I just started bleeding every day without pause, and even if you logically know it's not feasable, that shits rough. Giving you a virtual sympathetic pat on the back from where I'm at

#anon #reply #cant believe me musing in the tags of a post spiraled into an analysis on breeding kinks ane baby fever #(actually i can. its me. evolution via sexual selection is one of my special interests)