i need to put a pin somewhere that reminds me to draw the silly green one with the silly pink one and eventually, that shape one back there with them dreads <333
i saw the most fuck ass house centipede in my bathroom last night like I was in some horror film.
here i am, taking a witching hour piss, I get ready to leave and look at the mirror hanging on the door. look at my face to see if anything is growing, ya know, facial hair.
and what do i see at the corner of my eye? some anomaly lined across the shower curtain wall but a FUCK ASS HOUSE CENTIPEDE.
and i don't mean some small boy minding his business, I can tip my hat to those fine lads, but the devil was out for me that night.
call me a believer i couldn't keep her if I tried, but I believe when YouTubers say don't do shit at 3 am,
DON'T PISS AT 3 AM!!?!?!
cause this boy was over my head the entire time I was wizzin and I never noticed.
the way I turned my head back like i owed this guy money and he finally found my tax-evading ass, how I faced the guy while I backed out of the bathroom, eyes trained on him like some weeping angel mess in lethal company, my hands feeling up the wall like we were making out while I searched for the light and fan switch.