#CANNOT escape me

[unicornsaures]

the date ill be 1yr clean from sh is slowly approaching and im viewing it as a sort of doomsday as if im gonna implode on may 1st or something. Like girl as if youve been able to say anything above 2 weeks clean in the past 5 years? Anyway happy 10 months and 24 days clean for me

#it is not a bad thing idk why its giving mr anxiety #possibly for feeling like a fake for 5 years of my life ?? #gonna write the most self indulgent angst ever come may 1st.. #JL im coming for you.. #CANNOT escape me #shoutout to 11 months clean #almost #like 10 months and 24 days rn #ironically i stopped exactly a week before my birthday #spring of 2023 i love and hate you #and summer of 2023 #i could make so many storytimes on 2023 in a whole actually #personal #vent post #?? #dolirants

[disgustinggf]

once a tumblr girl, forever a tumblr girl

#help me i cannot escape this app #txt #♡

[elyonblackstar]

Something a little different from the usual!

I usually work with colors but I felt like this sketchier pic was fitting for the b&w ☺️

What do you think? Better colors or B&W?

#one piece #trafalgar law #fanart #onepiece #onepiece fanart #trafalgardwaterlaw #this man owns me bad I cannot escape

[hopemikaelsongf]

You have no idea the sacrifices that were made to put you on that throne.

#me when i can always reject my father but i cannot escape my mother's blood #sure. i can be normal. about them. sureeee #house of the dragon #we light the way #dailyhotdgifs #gameofthronesdaily #alicenthightowerdaily #alicent hightower #targnation #aegon ii targaryen #otto hightower #game of thrones #olivia cooke #hotd #emily carey #tom glynn-carney #rhys ifans #alicenthightoweredit #a song of ice and fire

[cringengl]

Do you guys ever have fandoms-in-law??? Like I'm not a part of the fandom, I've never read it/watched it, but it's so closely associated with some of my fave fandoms that when it's trending it's all over my dash even though I don't even follow the tag???

#like this is me with good omens rn #i love ofmd and wwdits but i never got round to watching good omens and now its literally everywhere and i cannot escape #im pretty sure its infiltrated my tik tok as well #does this mean i should go watch good omens??? #good omens #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #our flag means death #ofmd #fandom #fandom culture #1k+ #cntp

[whaalless]

Small Destiny doodle dump + wip for a bigger drawing I’m working on

#destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny art #osiris #saint 14 #destiny o14 #o14 #ghost #destiny ghost #digital art #Osiris try not to get bullied by Bungie challenge (impossible) #I cannot escape the destiny brainrot it’s officially consumed me #certified ‘‘dat my favorite‘‘ moment #drifter sold me illegal firearms outside of Waffle House at 3am and now the ATF is after me #for legal reasons that last tag is a joke #skajillies

[winters-secret-star-wars-blog]

Omega: "Want to know a secret? I escaped from this mountain before. Know what else?"

#look at this chaotic child #she's ready to seriously fuck some imperial shit up #you cannot tell me she wasn't thinking “count your days hoelock” after explaining her escape plan #i want her to beat him to death with a fire extinguisher #all grown up off to destroy people #the bad batch #tbb omega #the bad batch season 3 #tbb s3 #tbb memes #the bad batch memes #tbb spoilers

[upathosarts]

This one is a kind child

#rest well phos... you deserve it #man. hnk ending. end of a fucking era #manga that made me discover i was trans and got me really into art #(i was already drawing but i genuinely think hnk was like a launchpad for me. i cannot escape it sdfjhsdfsa) #its just. so much #fuck #anyways the insp for this one was mainly the textpost thats like''i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child'' #ok tags time #houseki no kuni #hnk #land of the lustrous #lotl #宝石の国 #hnk phosphophyllite #phosphophillyte #my art

[fernsnailz]

shadow would absolutely ask tails for help to set up a trap in minecraft for Sonic just to get a good laugh out of it

prank you friends by trapping them in The Pit

#the irony of a hedgehog being stuck underground cannot escape me #sth #minecraft #sonicraft

[coloriza]

#shisaku #shisui uchiha #sakura haruno #vintage shisaku has me in a grip and i cannot escape #remember when i said i will never paint again? #so that was a fucking lie #my art

[tiercel]

Nothing worse than a reboot of a piece of media arguably being the most popular version yet also being one of the worst versions of it period

#Peter griffin about to drown moment I do not care for dm crybaby #I do not like the art style story changes or designs but cannot escape it whenever i look up devilman stuff #And like arguably its not the Worst dm media cause theres the live action movie and shit but regardless i just dont see the appeal #Which is ironic bc cb is what introduced me to devilman but then i saw the ovas and suddenly liked dm a lot more #emf

[vrronica-sawyer]

very normal group of queer people chilling on modern day earth

gung ho guns version

#i built a whole modern au on my head while sketching these pls talk to me about Trigun guys #sketched modern gung ho guns bc I was tired of preppy/jock knives propaganda #and then sketched this one #but finished this one first bc I have character biases #wanted Meryl to be giving corporate goth but she’s giving community theater production of heathers I cannot escape my roots #Trigun #Trimax #trigun maximum #Trigun 98 #vash saverem #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #polygun #bc everything’s polygun 2 me #rill’sart

[vivika-ka]

fixated on the fact that Luffy’s heartbeat is referred to as “drums of liberation,” which means Law not only held the divine instrument of freedom in his hands, he also healed it.

#law you cannot escape religion my man #holding and healing a god’s heart????? #you may ask why i’m fixated when it’s been established #because i’m never normal about them #so 🤷‍♀️ #also i’m currently writing a fanfic (because i am procrastinating to the next level) #and this just dawned on me for some reason #pfft #‘dawned’ #shoot me #anyway #how are we doing #one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #monkey d. luffy #luffy #lawlu #lulaw #op lawlu

[anteroom-of-death]

Series 8 of doctor who is legit the most funny shit ever. Like, Clara is treating both a time lord and a solider like you treat the side piece. Missy is out here trying to plan the most elaborate "get your man back scheme" that verges into "planning a threesome". That Time Lord is acting like a jealous 17 year old who's listened to too Much Carrie Underwood and caught her bf making out with a teacher. And Danny just wants to date the pretty English teacher...

Polyamory would have made shit worse and better.

#personal #doctor who #series 8 #danny pink #gomez!master #clara oswald #12th doctor #its a love story #no it aint but you get my drift #yea #join me in my spiral #lol #oh an olly reeders there #the fuck #we cannot escape fetus boy

[tubbytarchia]

Could we get more Jimmy and Doc? Or Ren and Doc... for the children

You may... I'm struggling with the actual continuation still oops but please accept this doodle for the time being... for the children

#I realize Ive been drawing Doc a lot lol sorry guys the mad goat man with a kind fatherly heart is really appealing to me #oh do I. do I dare maintag #for the propaganda #jimmy solidarity #docm77 #help wait am I supposed to tag like. partial nude too. Doc is covered in fur though #sorry guys for the barely seen partially nude goat. Getting risque over here!!! #tubby art #shak's doc&jimmy thoughts #realizing now maybe this looks like Doc is way too huge but just in case - Jimmy's sitting! #or kneeling or whatever. I had the image of that last drawing in my head #will be more ren and doc too in the future absolutely. I cannot escape

[slutforsilverfoxes]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another intentionally suggestive Hotch x gn!reader scene!

__________

“Oh my god,” Aaron groans, voice muffled by the pillow his face is pressed into. “Don’t stop, baby, please.”

You bend at the waist to kiss the spot just behind his ear and murmur, “Yeah? Feels good?”

“That feels fucking incredible,” he affirms with another groan that reverberates through your body from the point where your hips meet. “What are you even doing back there?”

With a giggle, you mold your hands down his muscular back and explain, “It’s called petrissage, love. Part of my spa day was learning how to give a proper massage.”

“Emily got you that gift certificate for your birthday, right?”

“Mhm,” you hum, your fingers now trailing along the taut cords of muscle that make up his shoulders, the tension practically melting away beneath your touch.

“Remind me to give her a raise.”

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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch

#it's giving “remind me to have her drug tested” #so what had happened was #we had massage rounds today for integrative med #and this is all i could think about #i cannot escape #he lives rent free in my brain #this should have stayed in my drafts #but also #kind of want to turn this into a full fic with smut? #perhaps? #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner fic #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x gender neutral reader #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner x gn!reader #criminal minds imagine #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotch imagine #aaron hotch fanfiction #hotch x reader #hotch x gender neutral reader #hotch x gn!reader #criminal minds