Series 8 of doctor who is legit the most funny shit ever. Like, Clara is treating both a time lord and a solider like you treat the side piece. Missy is out here trying to plan the most elaborate "get your man back scheme" that verges into "planning a threesome". That Time Lord is acting like a jealous 17 year old who's listened to too Much Carrie Underwood and caught her bf making out with a teacher. And Danny just wants to date the pretty English teacher...
'[re: the 'trying to be me will fucking kill you' scene] i love the lighting there, it all becomes very diabolic.' 'there's a fantastic kind of sense that ollie is slightly standing up to malcolm, only to get sort of squashed quite quickly.' 'does he believe that he can take over, on any level?' 'yes, i think he's got an inflated enough ego.' 'oh, dear.' 'when he goes around the corner– is it after this, or towards the end of the episode? and he just thinks, [breathes out], you know, polishing his nails.' 'but deep down, i mean, he can't believe it. there's never going to be another malcolm tucker. he's a one-off.' 'well, you say that, but i mean it could be ollie, i mean he's always– he has always said he's not an evil person, chris has said that fundamentally ollie's just a bit misguided. but we've seen toby wright, ollie's cousin in in the loop, he's pretty evil.' 'that's true. i could imagine that ollie reeder could become much more, much more malcolm than we've seen.'
I would like to apologize for having previously said Andy Zaltzman has chemistry with no one in the world besides John Oliver and a bit with Mark Steel. Just listened to Bugle episode 4204, a live episode with Chris Addison and Alice Fraser, and God, I forgot how good Andy Zaltzman and Chris Addison are together. You know when that scene from The Thick of It when Ollie Reeder is trying to explain to Hugh Abbott what kind of sizzling banter he has to have with the prime minister’s wife in order to fix their “lack of click” and get into her good graces, and Chris Addison makes a sizzling sound while doing some hand gesture that’s meant to indicate sizzling chemistry? That’s what Chris Addison achieves with Andy Zaltzman. High-quality click, effortless sizzling, by which I mainly mean both being able to very quickly jump on anything the other says, and it’s great. So entertaining.
This has me wanting to listen to The Department again, even though I’ve just embarked on a new Bugle journey that’s going to take a while. I might slot some Department episodes in as I go. I talk a lot (arguably too often) about how good the Oliver/Zaltzman double act was, but this episode has reminded me that the Oliver/Zaltzman/Addison dream team was pretty excellent too. And they did make a great radio show; some old comedy things I’ll admit I like for their nostalgic value or because they’re worthwhile bits of comedy history or interesting origin stories or just adorable younger versions of comedians, but The Department was a genuinely good radio show, on its own merits.
This also inspired a renewed search for 7 Day Sunday, this BBC radio thing from 2010-2015. It seems like a standard topical “BBC radio comedians be comedic about new of the week”-type thing, but the first two seasons were hosted by Chris Addison with Andy Zaltzman as a regular guest, so I’d love to hear it. Later seasons were hosted by Al Murray, whom I don’t like as much but they still had Andy Zaltzman as a regular guest, with Rebecca Front for a while too so that’s fun. Oh and Sarah Millican was involved. This is what I have figured out from their Wikipedia page and their entry in the British Comedy Guide, which seems to be the only places where that show exists, all my usual sources for actually downloading radio shows come up with nothing on it. So if anyone happens to have episodes of a radio show from 2010 called 7 Day Sunday, please let me know, I want to hear Chris Addison and Andy Zaltzman be comedic at each other more.
Top 5 Sondheim songs, Top 5 TTOI scenes, Top 5 Marina songs, Top 5 New Labour pols/spin doctors/or otherwise associated NL folk.
In no particular order (because it’s top 5)
Top 5 Sondheim songs:
-You Could Drive A Person Crazy
-I’m Still Here
-The Ladies Who Lunch
-Could I Leave You?
-Rose’s Turn
Top 5 TTOI Scenes:
Nicola Murray: Come off it! We're not in a prison drama, are we?
Malcolm Tucker : We are in a prison drama. This is the fucking Shawshank Redemption, right? But with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.
Glenn Cullen: Well, that's Hugh gone, then.
Terri Coverley: It's so sad, isn't it - Hugh?
Ollie Reeder: You don't give a shit!
Terri Coverley: ...No, perhaps I don't.
Peter Mannion: Why does the useless one keep staring at me?
Phil Smiith: Because she's a mentalist and she loves you. You ever crash your car in the mountains, she'll be the one waiting to drag you out. (both chuckle) You've seen Misery?
Peter Mannion: I'm in the fucking BBC, aren't I?
Julius Nicholson: You've done some pretty awful things to me in my time, but this takes the bloody biscuit. And you've pissed on that biscuit and I've got to eat it. Well, here's the news, Malcolm, I will not eat the pissy biscuit!
Malcolm: Sam, no pissy biscuits.
(Malcolm Tucker and Cal Richards are giving pre-election pep talks to their respective parties)
Malcolm Tucker: I know what people say to you, right? They say: 'We hate you. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.' Everybody hates you. So fucking what? Some people, they just fucking love to hate. Some people, they'd fucking walk around the fucking Garden of Eden fucking moaning about the lack of fucking mobile reception. These are the kind of fucks who watched Mandela – fucking Nelson Mandela – walk to freedom, and said 'Is Diagnosis: Murder not on the other side?' So we fucking forget about them.
Cal Richards: This government has run this country into the ground. This used to be a green and pleasant land, now it's the colour of the fucking BBC Weather map. It looks like anaemic dogshit.
Malcolm Tucker: JB, Cal Richards, and their hordes of fucking robots, they're coming over the hill, towards us! And all you have got to do is this: bend down, pick up any fucking weapon you can, and twat the fuckery out of them –
Cal Richards: This government is maimed, but it can't be shamed. It will. Be. FUCKED!
Malcolm Tucker: Let's get out there, and let's fucking kill them, LET'S SET FIRE TO TEARS! Let's go! (all applaud and cheer) Come on! Let's go, yes!
Cal Richards: OK, let's get going.
Top 5 Marina songs:
-Numb
-Primadonna
-How To Be A Heartbreaker
-Sex Yeah
-Karma
Top 5 New Labour peeps (oh fuck me we’re getting nostalgic for NuLab):
Alastair Campbell (obvi)
Gordon Brown
Mo Mowlam (probably one of the top favorites in this group tbh)
Jack Straw
David Miliband (the hotter of the 2 brothers and that is that on that)
you guys gotta understand that they did NOT stick together like malcolm thought they would also i kinda like the end of this but yeah sorry this is so embarrassing whatever
hey good luck with the sleep sorting. you're also invited to not be poisoned even a little bit by enticing treats at the ttoi to political history cult conversion meeting. by the way. lots of love from ulrike masterbaiting's politics anon
oh, hello, friend, it’s an honour to hear from you— i’m as enthralled by the way you write as i am by your kindly extended offer of your surely nonpoisonous hors d’oeuvres. i will be there with some equally benign whiskey that will almost certainly not kill any of us as we discuss ollie reeder / make blood pacts / start coughing quite worryingly onto the carpet midway through either of these things
Hello! For the three names and a number game: no. 5, with Ollie Reeder, Julius Nicholson and Jamie Macdonald. ☺️
Oh, no. 5 again :D Hmm, I think this time it would look like this:
Go on a six hour road trip with: Ollie (he drives)
Sit next to on a six hour plane flight: Julius
Sit across from on a six hour train journey: Jamie
Being alone in a car with Ollie for six hours is also a nice thought, so that's a given this time, haha. (Does he even have a driving licence? I hope so :D) I'm not sure about Julius and Jamie. But I think Jamie would keep other annoying people from sitting down next to us, which would be great! (I just wouldn't want to ride in the passenger seat with Jamie, as he would be a pretty aggressive driver in my imagination. xD)
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: The Thick of It (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicola Murray & Ollie Reeder
Characters: Nicola Murray, Ollie Reeder, Malcolm Tucker
Additional Tags: i'm not sure whether writing this was actually a dumb idea lol
Summary:
Nicola Murray was running along the corridor of the building, checking the names on the door plates and swearing under her breath as she went on. "Damn it, damn it, damn everything! Where is his fucking flat? 'Carter'..., wrong, 'Williams'..., no..., 'Reeder'..., oh, that's the right one!" And so she pushed the bell button next to the door.
And that's the beginning of a really romantic love story between a politician and her advisor...or is it?