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doctor who liveblog pt 40

s8 ep1 deep breath

- 12 is that doctor i predicted would be my favourite before i watched the show so no pressure but i have high expectations

- this is partially bc of my belief that only scottish people should be allowed to play the doctor

- yay a dinosaur great start

- a dinosaur in london?! even better

- MADAME VASTRA EVEN BETTER

- ofc it ate the tardis

- i quite like the new intro

- bro got the scrooge bedtime fit

- men are monkeys

- oh jenny and vastra, i love you jenny and vastra

- be kind vastra, clara is trying her best

- WHO SET THE DINOSAUR ON FIRE

- oh yes victorian fit clara

- oh is he remembering pompeii

- he’s scottish

- uh oh restaurant trap

- oh he’s frankensteining him

- HE IS NOT LEAVING HER WTFF

- noo clara

- YES THE DOCTOR

- YES JENNY AND VASTRA

- omg skin balloon

- oh he straight up killed that guy

- ooo he redecorated

- yeah i’m also not sure i like it

- oh shit officially not your boyfriend zoned

- i like the new fit

- nooo clara

- oh hello eleven

- aww hug

- bro ur always a hugging person be serious

- oh the parallels to nine and rose

- MISSYYYYYYY IVE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR HER !!!!!!!!!

s8 ep2 into the dalek

- accidentally deleted all my liveblogging but my main take away is that the dalek pov shots make me laugh

s8 ep3 robot of sherwood

- very excited for this nottingham representation, i was born there

- karl marx looks a little different in this

- another amazing fit from clara, im glad they’ve decided to go back to dressing the companions up for the past, i thought they’d given up on that after s1 ep3

- this is silly as hell

- this is a good point, nottingham is quite miserable

- the doctor is a real hater

- don’t be magic-ing things on fire in medieval times, you’re going to get burnt at the stake

- uh oh medieval robots

- clara oswald i love you

- they are loving the marx references in this episode

- oh shit drowning in the pot of boiling gold

- that was so much fun

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doctor who liveblog pt 21 (fucking hell)

s4 ep7 the unicorn and the wasp

- donna ily but ur outfits are atrocious

- oh fuck yeah cluedo episode

- giant wasp??

- i take it back i love ur 20s dress donna

- AGATHA CHRISTIE!!

- i love u murder mysteries

- no donna watch out for the giant cgi wasp!!

- the whole charades scene had me dying

- donna watching agatha’s deductions is so funny

- HES THE SON?!?!?

- that ruled

s4 ep8 silence in the library

- another atrocious fit from my girl donna

- id love to go to the library i won’t lie

- these freaks can never just run away

- i take it back i don’t want to go to the library

- RIVER SONG?? i know her, i didn’t think she showed up until eleven’s seasons

- tf he’s got against archaeologists ??

- clearly u are pretty boy

- river’s got a sonic screwdriver???

- uh oh donna

- OMG THEY STOLE HER FACE

- that was creepy af

s4 ep6 forest of the dead

- the fuck is going on

- omg is she his wife??!

- what did she say?!?!?!??!

- MISS EVANGELISTA?!?

- oh no the children disappeared

- this is fucked up

- SHE KNOWS HIS NAME?!?!

- OH FUCK RIVER

- no donna’s perfect man

- dont leave the screwdriver!!

- oh he’s going back

- oh she’s gonna live in the computer

- wowow click

- oh she got computer babies

- that was weird as hell i won’t lie, idk if i enjoyed that

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doctor who liveblog pt 39

s7 ep13 nightmare in silver

- classic heads poking out the door one by one

- i’ve not seen classic who but that guy looks the amalgamation of all their doctors

- always the fucking cybermen

- hello warwick davis

- obviously they’re gonna wander off

- uh oh cyberman

- uh oh cyberbugs

- uh oh the cyberman got the little kid

- no blowing up this planet is good advice tbh

- uh oh half cybermen.

- uh oh he got cybered

- they really need a new companion handbook so clara can get how serious cybermen are

- oh that is quite a few cybermen

- oh no the most thing didn’t work

- porridge is the emperor?!

- i think i would have taken him on up on the marriage proposal

s7 ep14 the name of the doctor

- ayyy gallifrey

- oh the first doctor hello

- omg all the classic doctors

- impossible girl lets go

- MADAME VASTRA!!

- RIVER!! i’ve been wondering where she got to

- trenzalore sounds like an anti depressant

- JENNY?!!?!::)/£ NOOOOOO

- oh i don’t like these guys

- what do u mean an ex, u guys just got married??

- uh oh he’s crying, this is unsettling

- oh shit we’re going to the doctor’s grave

- the tardis always the most sensible person around

- oh giant tardis

- hello river

- RIVER’S GRAVE?!

- yay jenny

- oh this fucking guy again

- this is not good

- JENNY NOOOO

- strax omg

- omg clara no

- oh she said the line

- goodbye river

- ohhh the leaf

- this whole name business feels very much like a trans allegory

- hello john hurt as the doctor

mini episode - the night of the doctor

- i’ve been told there’s other mini episodes but this is the one that’s on iplayer

- not sure i got that but crazy stuff

the day of the doctor

- ooh the old intro

- she’s a teacher now??

- WITH BILLIE PIPER???

- also hello david tennant or whatever

- hello billie piper??

- is this meant to be rose?!

- wait she’s the conscience??

- ohhhhhh

- i forgot he married elizabeth i

- oh hello painted david tennant

- david what has happen to your hair?!?

- this is so silly

- uh oh zygons

- jack harkness mention!!

- NO CLARA!!

- yes then clara !!

- that’s a lot of dead children

- ofc the door was unlocked

- ALLLL THIRTEENNNNNN

- oh this is hype as hell

- ohhh the war doctor turning into nine

- i think i supposed to know who the curator is but i don’t

- that was a crazy crossover, i loved it. i just wish eccelston didn’t hate being the doctor bc i would have liked it if all three of them showed up

the time of the doctor

- oh yes fake dating subplot

- ohhh gallifrey

- oh great the silence

- the tardis should work by remote

- oh great the wall crack

- shitttt trenzalore

- oh he pulled a the parting of ways on clara

- how has he aged??

- oh he’s only got a finite number of lives, like a cat

- not again, poor clara

- oh he’s old old

- oh bonus regeneration power

- that’s not peter capaldi??

- oh he’s still cooking

- aww amelia

- AMY 😭😭

- oh the bow tie

- PETER CAPALDI!! i hope he treats clara better bc my girl has been through the wars

- tragic we didn’t get to see him looking awkward in the bow tie, that’s always my favourite part of each regeneration

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doctor who liveblog pt 22

s4 ep10 midnight

- i’m glad donna’s getting a nice holiday

- COLIN MORGAN OF BBC MERLIN FAME??! katie mcgrath next pls

- “ladies and gentlemen and variations thereupon”

- ROSE ON THE TVVVVVVV

- oh god was she possessed

- FUCK SHES REPEATING LIKE THE THING OUTSIDE

- SHE GOT HIS VOICE

- that was such a good episode, genuinely unsettling

s4 ep11 turn left

- omg are we in a country that’s not the uk?? i didn’t know the tardis knew how to do that 😭😭

- oh never mind they’re on a different planet, should have known

- and billie piper!!

- oh the doctor’s dead

- get the screwdriver donna!!

- ROSE TYLER!!!!!!!!!!

- oh she’s vanished

- donna’s so funny

- NO MARTHA’S DEAD this sucks

- SARAH JANE SMITH’S DEAD?!?! this au is awful

- ROSE

- i love donna’s grandad so much it’s not even funny

- london’s gone??? thank god the world is free!

- not leeds

- uh oh america

- ROSE

- oh fuck jack as well

- oh great, now the uk is turning into nazi germany

- that’s a big old bug

- rip alternate universe donna

- BAD WOLF?!?!?!!????

- shitttttt

s4 ep12 the stolen earth

- oh fucj the earth’s gone

- MARTHA

- ohh fuck the companions r all gonna come together

- ROSE WITH A GIANT GUN WOOOO

- oh yeah the whole gang in the opening credits

- oh great we’re gonna find out what a shadow proclamation is

- ofc the british are celebrating the end of the world by drinking and rioting

- ofc it’s the fucking daleks

- i feel like there was easy ways to exterminate the human race i won’t lie

- the crucible?? always with the religious imagery

- idk if i trust the space cops

- not the rhinos again

- ohhhh they’re building a mega planet

- for what it’s worth, i trust martha to save the world. she’s done it before

- NO MARTHA

- the loss that is yet to come???

- also which god??

- BEES ARE ALIENS?!?!

- i knew i couldn’t trust the space cops

- ROSE

- when he was a 90 year old teenage girl

- HARRIET JONES MY LOVE

- yay martha’s alive

- aww rose is jealous

- is everyone here a jones?

- HARRIET NOOOOOO

- he’s still thinking about rose 😭😭

- jfc what is that

- ewww

- FUCKING DALEKS RUINING MY REUNION

- oh my polycule did reunite, just under the worst circumstances possible

- FUCK HES REGENERATING ALREADY

- noooo sarah jane

- whatttt

s4 ep13 journey’s end

- did he just regenerate back into david tennant???

- MICKEYYYYYYYYY

- JACKIEEEEEEEE

- oh the whole gang is back together i missed them 😭😭😭

- oh donna i love u

- they gotta stop leaving the tardis lying around!!!

- that’s nice of the daleks to translate for different countries

- that’s a lotta daleks

- donna?!!

- DONNA?!?!!??

- hello is donna regenerating?!?!

- ITS ANOTHER DOCTOR?!?!?

- dw rose this is just an avg day for jack

- nah is the new doctor technically donna and the doctor’s child???

- pls leave my girl and her mummy issues alone

- oh they’re soulmates

- when did martha learn german??

- oh yeah on her world tour

- it would be cool if they subtitled the german bc i’m getting none of this

- not loving the sound of a reality bomb

- omg they’re disintegrating

- oh so we’re destroying all matter now???

- won’t this also destroy the daleks??

- apparently not

- SHES GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH

- oh fuck the whole gang’s been teleported

- it’s up to u now donna

- uh oh rip the other doctor

- uh oh rip donna

- this is a bit awkward

- YES FHEN DONNA

- the doctordonna

- SHES PART TIMELORD?!

- they oppenheimer-ed him

- K9!!!

- finally an explanation for why he sucks a flying the tardis so much, he needs more guys

- he’s got the biggest family on earth 😭😭

- she’s getting her own doctor?!

- aww she got her kiss?? i think aww?! this is a weird situation all round

- oh no donna’s malfunctioning

- wait what

- is she fucking dead

- HER MIND’S BEEN WIPED!!?!?!

- awww she’s forgotten him

- this is so sad

- aww granddad

- jesus that was bleak

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doctor who liveblog pt 51

s10 ep5 oxygen

- uh oh astronaut zombies

- uh oh dead guy

- uhhhh empty spacesuit

- late stage oxygen capitalism

- he needs to figure out some kind of tardis summoning system, it would solve most of his problems

- oh no, he just got that sonic screwdriver

- that’s what i just said

- UH OH BILL

- omg his eyes

- maybe the real villain was capitalism all along

- he didn’t tell her a joke

- ohh she’s calling for her mum, ohhh bill 😭😭

- suicide mission?

- this has got to be one of the most left wing episode since daleks in manhattan

- oh yay bill’s not dead!!

- bye bye space capitalism

- he’s still blind?!

s10 ep6 extremis

- MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- i knew it was her in the vault!!

- i know he’s not gonna kill her cmon now

- he looks a bit young to be a pope

- oh he’s not the pope, i probably should have known i went to catholic school

- oh there he is

- HELPPPPPP NOT THE POPE 😭😭

- id love to go to the heresy library

- love u missy but there’s no chance of you turning good

- vatican audio book

- oh fuck he fr killed her

- oh magical teleports

- there has gonna be better ways of getting around his blindness

- uh oh dead cardinal

- i’m proper confused

- uh oh group suicide

- he literally has the veritas on a laptop, he just needs to download a screen reader. there are ways around this!!

- uh oh nardole

- rip the president

- oh he figured out the screen reader that’s nice

- yay missy

- i’m gonna be so real i don’t think i understood that one at all

s10 ep7 the pyramid at the end of the world

- at least bill got a nice date out if all this

- oh great now the army’s here, she can’t get a break

- oh did aliens actually build this pyramid

- uh oh pyramid laser

- uh oh scientist man is dead

- oh god he’s sludge

- yay blowing up the lab

- oh fuck all the army leaders

- bill do not consent !!

- oh yay the doomsday clock

- oh no he can’t see the numbers

- oh no bill

- NO BILLL

- this wouldn’t have been a problem if there was braille on the lock, disability accommodations save lives

- well that isn’t ideal

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doctor who liveblog pt 41

s8 ep4 listen

- clara leaves him alone for five minutes and he’s losing his mind with a chalkboard

- i don’t like soldier boy

- oh they’ve gone into soldier boy’s timeline

- uh oh mysterious blanket creature

- clara i love you so much

- using a time machine to fix a bad date, what a legend

- uh oh clara, at least you tried baby girl

- is that the doctor

- DANNY IS THE SPACEMAN?!

- omg are they related

- OHHH WE’RE IN THE DOCTOR’S PAST

- i loved that epsiode, it was cool as hell

s8 ep5 time heist

- i love a good heist so i have high expectations

- save me clara in a suit save me

- i know she’s not wasting that outfit on a man, it should have been ME

- well this is very mysterious

- TIME TRAVEL HEIST

- uh oh

- SAIBRA!!! and the other guy

- i’m very intrigued by this private vault

- ohh clones

- DO NOT GET EATEN BY THE TELLER

- oh ofc he’s the architect

- oh it’s another teller

- oh jealous doctor

s8 ep6 the caretaker

- i love clara and twelve’s dynamic, i think they match each other really well

- now i know he did not just show up at her school

- helppp is he just here to prove a point??

- well now i need to watch an episode of the doctor living amongst otters

- oh bro was incinerated

- this is making me desperate for a jane austen episode

- the doctor is a real hater my lord

- episodes of the doctor pretending to be just a Normal Guy will always be funny to me

- clara girl, the play thing is never gonna work

- space dad 😭😭

- oh shit she loves him peepaw

- jealous doctor

- dudes never heard of platonic love? like i also don’t believe she doesn’t love him but cmon

- ohhh shit danny vs the doctor

- ok quite cool from danny boy

- damned with faint praise

- imagine going to heaven and you’re greeted by ollie reeder from the thick of it

- MISSY

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doctor who liveblog pt 44

last christmas

- i didn’t liveblog but i think that was my favourite of all the christmas episodes, so so good. i love twelve and clara man

s9 ep1 the magician’s apprentice

- oh i do not like these hand mines

- DAVROS?! isn’t he the dalek guy

- off topic but great hair on the doctor

- i knew he was the creator of the daleks

- anyway rip davros ig

- so you’re telling me we were robbed of an episode where clara and jane austen kissed?!?

- MISSSYYYYYYYYY

- ofc he’s in the uk, they shouldn’t have bothered with any other countries

- wtf is going on 😭😭

- i love u mad old man

- seeing missy and clara and immediately playing pretty woman,,, i know what u are

- I ALWAYS SEE YOU 😭😭

- uh oh giant snake man

- vworp! vworp!

- fuckinf daleks

- SKARO

- cmon now missy

- DID THEY JUST KILL MISSY

- CLARA NOOOOOO

- THE TARDIS!!!!!?!?!

- this is not very good

- oh shit

s9 ep2 the witch’s familiar

- yay missy and clara

- silly fucking guy 😭😭

- bro’s having tea inside a dalek

- uh oh moral conflict

- clara in a dalek

- uh oh clara being dalek-ified

- THE BITCH IS BACK

- NO DONT REGENERATE HIM

- DOCTOR NO

- ohhh the sewer daleks

- MISSY WTF

- oh babygirl those sunglasses are not as cool as you think they are

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doctor who liveblog pt 43

s8 ep10 in the forest of the night

- i deleted my draft again!!! but my thoughts were: that forest was very sunny and that child acting was god awful but i did start to like danny

s8 ep11 dark water

- DANNY FUCKING DIED????!

- omg she actually threw all the keys

- no she didn’t

- this is such a crazy line

- still funny to me that ollie reeder the thick of it is working in heaven

- oh dead people aquarium

- MISSYYYY!!!

- finally they r letting the doctor and the master kiss, david tennant and john simm rolling in their metaphorical graves

- oh she’s a robot?

- oh fuck did he kill that kid

- he’s so funny

- oh she’s so cunty

- oh great cybermen

- ohhh i’m so hyped for the next episode

s8 ep12 death in heaven

- i love that clara will take any opportunity to pretend to be the doctor

- hello unit

- they’re in st paul’s?!

- what are they drugging the doctor for

- oh shit cyberman danny

- now why would they make him the president? he’s not even human

- NO CLARA

- omg danny the cyberman to the rescue?!

- do all the masters have to sing

- killing people is bad but i can’t help but love missy

- hi danny

- SHE GAVE CLARA THE NUMBER

- CLARA DONT DO IT

- yesss the tardis!!

- aww poor clara

- oh yes the mary poppins entrance! ICONIC

- he is an idiot with a box , im glad we’re acknowledging that

- let’s go danny boy, sorry i spent most of your run hating you

- oh shit clara

- pls don’t kill her, she served so much cunt

- hello is she fr dead?

- hello kate

- oh he’s sending back the kid

- oh shit gallifrey

- not gallifrey?

- she does do that, the lying

- no clara tell him about danny!!

- clara what are you doing girl

- YOU SILLY LIARS!! STAY TOGETHER, YOU LOVE EACH OTHER

- i hate them i hate them i hate them

- ffs

- ohh there’s more?!

- SANTA?!

- they got a guy called nick frost to play santa?! oh this is too good

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doctor who liveblog pt 49

s10 ep1 the pilot

- oh matt lucas is still here

- was he always a robot or was i not paying attention

- also i like bill’s outfit

- his hair’s looking great this series

- being an eccentric university professor suits the doctor

- doctor what

- bill has already endeared herself to me

- the writers for this episode really went “how can we make sure they know she’s gay?” and then did it all

- god i want chips

- omgg he went back to take pictures of her mum 😭😭

- this heather girl is creepy as hell but i’m glad bill is happy

- THE PUDDLE GOT HER

- oh no evil bath water

- EYE IN THE SHOWER

- oh she’s def possessed

- uh oh water lady

- it’s bigger on the inside!

- she us bringing up some valid points, he really is a terrible time traveller

- space oil!!

- uh oh daleks

- how’s she surviving that

- omg heather is in the dalek

- this is some crazy yuri

- avg lesbian breakup, she turns into a puddle of space oil

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doctor who liveblog pt 24

planet of the dead

- with that set up they were asking for someone to come in though the roof and steal the cup

- yoo the tardis was stolen

- i forgot to say anything but that was mad and the cgi was terrible, avg episode of doctor who

the waters of mars

- one tumblr user has told me this episode is good so i’m expecting big things

- so this is the one planet he needs a space suit for?

- doctor, doctor, fun :D

- space carrots!!

- uh oh the space carrots

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

- i’m going to be fuming if we’re not on mars by 2058

- uh oh they’re all about to die

- humans almost reaching extinction sounds about right

- uh oh they’re zombies

- i got too invested to live blog but omg adelaide killed herself??? and the ood????!?! what is going on??

- that was such an amazing episode tho, i love it when they morally grey my protagonist

the end of time pt 1

- so excited to see both the master and donna’s grandad in the episode cover

- christmas again?!

- yooo tiny tardis in the stained glass

- yayay the ood

- bro married queen elizabeth i?!

- yay ood paradise

- ominous prophecy from the ood as always

- oh great the cult of saxon

- oh she killed him again that’s nice

- oh did he live

- oh wilfred and his little christmas antlers i adore him

- he is loving that burger

- NO THE BURGER LADY

- FOUR KNOCKS

- DONNA!!!

- awww she’s engaged

- i miss her so bad

- who tf is that?

- the doctor and the master were childhood friends??? ohhh this is juicy

- what the fuck is going on

- that’s his daughter?! fucked up relationship

- oh he’s got a gun

- yes then companion wilfred

- helppp they got the master on a lead

- uh oh green aliens

- billionaires always obsessed with living forever

- this feels like a very elaborate prank to pull on the doctor

- THE TIMELORDS?!

- also say don’t spray bro

the end of time pt 2

- omg we’re on gallifrey

- oh we’re flashing back

- uh oh they’ve tied him up

- nooo donna

- oh shit she exploded them

- this is gay as hell

- well u didn’t have to hit him

- no not wilfred

- yayy the green aliens!!

- at least wilfred is getting to live out his dream of going to space

- oh he’s taking the gun

- ngl i have no idea what’s going on

- I JUST REALISED WHERE I RECOGNISED THE GREEN ALIEN MAN FROM, HE’S IN HORRIBLE HISTORIESSSSS

- that’s all i care about tbh

- pew pew pew

- he should def be dead

- uh oh timelords

- so we’re all just gonna pretend like doctor and master are normal names

- oh yay the people are back

- oh shit there’s gallifrey

- yes then the master

- he’s alive!!

- no the four knocks again shitttt

- WAIT IS WILFRED STUCK NOOO

- oh fucj the doctor

- oh he’s still breathing

- they just can’t kill this guy

- oh he’s regenerating

- MARTHAAAA

- mickey?!

- THEYRE MARRIED WTFFFFF

- my girl always has to have rose’s sloppy seconds 😭😭

- i’m so confused which universe is this

- oh he’s doing a goodbye tour

- aww donna got her wedding

- ROSEEEEE

- ohhh he’s gone back to see her one last timeeeee

- ohhh the ood

- i do not remember this being that dramatic last time

- hello matt smith

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doctor who liveblog pt 18

s3 ep11 utopia

- jack harkness episode!!!!! he’s back from the war!!!

- always cardiff with these ppl

- AYYY JACKIE BOY

- uh oh the end of the universe

- oh fuck did jack die

- back from the brink of death and already flirting

- omg the doctor is a real dick 😭😭

- glad martha had someone to bond with

- yooo jack’s immortal??

- OMG THE PROFESSOR HAS THE WATCH

- OMG THE PROFESSOR IS A TIMELORD

- YANA YOU ARE NOT ALONE WHATTTTTTTTT

- omggggg he’s an evil timelord

- GET HIS ASS CHANTHO

- HES THE MASTER ?!??!!!?!!? i’ve heard of this guy

- CHANTHO NOOOOOOOOOO

- she’s still alive LETS GOOOO

- oh shit he’s in the tardis

- oh fucj he’s gonna regenerate

- why are u as a man calling another man master??

- oh no the tardis is gone, they are fucked

s3 ep12 the sound of drums

- oh they escaped that’s good

- oh he’s harold saxon

- martha i can’t believe u didn’t vote

- IS A DOCTOR

- idk why he decided that the uk was the country from which he needed to take over the world but that’s doctor who logic 😭😭

- good to see that tish got a nice new job

- oh fuck he’s killed the cabinet

- most unrealistic part of this episode is that an alien became prime minister without being part of one of the two main parties

- who’d call himself the doctor???

- wait what happened to my girl harriet jones?

- oh shit he’s gonna kill the journalist

- lucy ur husband is gay

- oh he’s a hypnotist

- FUCK THERES A BOMB

- good of him to warn her about the bomb he planted in her room

- YES THEN MARTHA’S DAD

- oh martha’s mum u fucked up

- theres a real fucked up homoerotic undertone to the doctor/master dynamic

- what did i say?

- ok i’m kinda obsessed with the master, he’s cunty as hell

- the teletubbies r pretty cool

- starting to think the time lords aren’t great

- oh fuck jack is in torchwood

- uh oh the phones r evil

- oh my poor girl 😭😭

- fucking americans

- oh shit martha’s parents

- oh no the tardis

- oh shit he just blew up the president

- i giggled

- laser screwdriver!!

- oh fuck he was behind the lazarus thing

- sorry the doctor getting old man-ified was a little funny

- OH FUXK YEAH THEYRE PLAYING VOODOO CHILD NOW THIS IS TELEVISION

- bye bye martha

- YES THEN MARTHA

- another fucking bible reference, they r loving those this season

- on one hand, it’s bad that the master is trying to end the world, one the other, cunty queer coded villains are what i come to 2000s television for

s3 ep13 last of the time lords

- this is a lot of pressure on martha, why isn’t it the immortal fucker’s job to save the world?

- ONE YEAR LATER???

- MARTHA MY LOVE

- OH YESS THE SCISSOR SISTERS, THIS IS CINEMA

- oh they’ve crucified jack harkness

- uh oh prison break

- the old man is being old man-ified again

- where’d he go

- oh jesus fuck that’s horrible

- oh this is the doctor at his most pathetic

- at least martha’s parents are back together

- WHAT THE FUCJ IS THAT IN THE SPHERE

- NO ITS THE HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE

- oh shit the professor is a snitch

- oh fuck here he comes

- OH YES THE POWER OF WORDS AND BELIEF

- OH YEAH SAVING THE WORLD WITH A HUG AND FORGIVENESS

- uh oh they telported

- yesss homoerotic fight on a cliff let’s goo

- oh yeah his wife!!!!

- i could do without the misogyny i won’t lie

- omg he fucking died

- rip king, be nicer to women in the next life

- FUCK OFF JACK IS THE FACE OF BOE

- aww the poor doctor alone again

- good on martha for knowing when to leave

- OH FUCK HE DID REGENERATE

- what

possibly controversial but i preferred s3 to s2 despite being a rose girlie always and forever. that ruled and I LOVE U MARTHA JONES

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doctor who liveblog pt 19

voyage of the damned

- forgot to liveblog but my thoughts were mostly “kylie minogue?!”

s4 ep1 partners in crime

- the return of donna noble yay

- god everyone wants this guy

- jfc the fat is walking away

- no stacy!!

- aww babygirl is lonely

- hellpp they’re so excited to see each other they forgot that this is a very much life or death situation

- now i know he didn’t just leave her there

- god this is just not that journalist’s day

- oh god the people r exploding

- this cgi is terrible i love it

- “mad martha, blind martha, charity martha” 😭😭

- thank god someone doesn’t want this guy 😭😭

- ROSE?!?!?!!!! WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

- aww donna’s grandad

- GO ON GIRL

- that was absolute madness but i love donna and the doctor so bad, the sillies truly

s4 ep2 the fires of pompeii

- bro has gotta start travelling to the right place

- bro has gotta stop losing the tardis

- PETER CAPALDI?!?

- “donna, human, no!”

- she is not taking being a human sacrifice well

- “just us girls 🤭”

- the fucking water gun

- rip peter capaldi

- not rip peter capaldi

- ayy volcano

- oh they’re gods now

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doctor who liveblog pt 46

s9 ep7 the zygon invasion

- not the instagram typewriter font

- oh i miss the three doctors episode

- didn’t missy kill her or am i missing smth?

- oh did missy kill zygon osgood?

- doctor disco

- oh we don’t know which osgood is the zygon

- oh they just killed the little girl zygons, that’s not good

- oh i get it this is a metaphor for conflict in the middle east

- he’s so babygirl

- uh oh dead child

- oh alive child in a body bag

- don’t get in the fucking lift

- uhhhh mysterious sludge

- ZYGON SLUDGE

- WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT CLARA

- oh god zygon clara

s9 ep8 the zygon inversion

- didn’t liveblog this one bc i didn’t feel like it but i enjoyed this two parter

- i know i’m very much preaching to the choir but my god peter capaldi is a great actor

s9 ep9 sleep no more

-i have not a fucking clue what’s going on

- oh so this is like mega capitalism

- uh oh sleep gunk monster

- this whole thing is making want to take a nice nap, partially bc i find this whole thing slightly boring

- i’m sorry but i just can’t stand any of these side characters

- shocking twist of events, evil professor is evil

- uh oh he’s turned to dust

- um that’s an ending for sure

s9 ep10 face the raven

- ayyy rigsy

- oh no he’s dying

- aww baby

- clara’s having the best time almost falling to her death

- here we go secret alien street!!

- ohh alien refugee camp

- ASHILDR!!

- oh ashildr got him

- NO CLARA DONT TAKE THE CHRONOLOCK FRIM HIM

- ohh this is not gonna go well

- SHES ALIVE?!?!

- omg what is going on

- SHE CANT REVERSE THE CHRONOLOCK

- CLARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

- NOOOOOOOO

- NO YOU CAN FIX IT

- NOOOOOO

- stay with him please ohhhh goddd

- clarraaaa

- oh ow ow the hand kiss oh owowowowo

- CLARAAAAAA

- oh fuck this show fucj this show fuck this show

- omg where did she send him

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doctor who liveblog pt 20

s4 ep3 planet of the ood

- yayay ood episode, my fav aliens

- GET HIS ASS OOD

- the doctor spends so much time fiddling with the tardis and yet he can do nothing to make the journey more comfortable

- i’m obsessed with her coat

- does he just carry a stethoscope around with him?

- omg the poor oods

- lets go ood revolution

- “doctor. donna. friends :)”

- omg the mega ood brain

- the brain ate him

- YOOO THE OOD WAS POISONING HIM

- HOLY FUCK

- HES AN OOD

- well at least they’ll take care of him?

- very ominous from the ood at the end

s4 ep4 the sontaran stratagem

- saw martha in the promo, i hope her and donna are best friends

- AWW SHE GOT ENGAGED TO THE NICE DOCTOR MAN

- aww they’re talking shit together <3

- she’s a doctor!!!

- oh she’s perf to me

- oh no there’s a man in the soup

- why’s the robot sexist?

- aww donna no

- ok i’m also a great big outer space dumbo

- nooo martha

- MARTHA GET AWAY FROM THE SOUP

- he’s such a nerd i love him

- fucking grammar police over here

- “intruder window” made me laugh

- omg they’re cooking a martha in the soup

- oh protective granddad i love him

- NO GRANDDAD

s4 ep5 the poison sky

- yes then donna’s mum

- “that’s my girl!”

- i need them to calm down with the sexism

- omg they nicked the tardis

- nooo ross

- yes then donna noble !!

- ayyy empty child reference

- the marthas are unionising

- yayay ya donna!!!!!!

- bro is fuming about those guns

- oh fuck the kid died

- nooo the tardis is stealing martha

s4 ep6 the doctor’s daughter

- i’m glad we’re getting some answers because the doctor saying he’s a father has been bothering me i won’t lie

- donna and martha my sillies

- ok they did not answer my initial question, this is a new daughter

- also very bizarre to watch when you know that’s his wife irl

- he’s a dilf and a milf?? what can’t he do??

- the one day year old is fucking brutal

- also crazy how she was born with eyeliner on

- yes then dr martha jones!!!

- is she a baby timelord??

- aww a baby timelord

- martha and her hath friend

- ayo she’s got way more rizz than her dad

- NOOOOO NOT THE HATH

- what happened to his other kids???? wait the war stupid question 😭😭

- does that mean he’s had sex?? how do timelords reproduce??

- yoooo the war has been going seven days???

- ooo pretty garden

- OH FUCK JENNY

- can she not regenerate??

- can’t believe the invisible bullet wound killed her

- donna u are not gonna travel with him forever

- DOCTOR JONES

- HOLY FUCK

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live blogging doctor who pt 3

s1 ep4 aliens of london

- it would be really awkward if the tardis landed on someone

- this time machine is not very precise at travelling through time

- ily rose’s mum

- the lgbt community has forgiven rose tyler

- as someone not from london, a random spaceship crashing into the middle of the street seems like an average day there tbh

- poor pathetic boyfriend man, he cannot win

- i love the silly little pig alien

- SILLY LITTLE PIG ALIEN NOOOOOOOO

- it was scared 😭😭😭

- no it was just a normal piggie nooo

- i am not loving these farting aliens i will not lie

- now why would they just leave the pm in a cupboard 😭😭

- ugly 2000s cgi aliens my beloved

- uh oh cliffhanger

s1 ep5 world war three

- not loving the sound of this

- ok that was quick resolution

- nevermind

- YES THEN PATHETIC BF MAN

- is this commentary on the iraq war??

- “massive weapons of destruction” yah this is iraq

- finally the world is free of 10 downing street

- mickey the most normal guy in this show, i will miss him dearly

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doctor who liveblog pt 36

s7 ep4 the power of three

- yesss rory’s dad is back!!

- weird small cubes

- yooo they got professor brian cox to make a cameo

- ooo unit’s back

- yeah this does seems like how people would treat cubes that fell from sky

- rory, amy and their adhd child

- i love you brian

- uh oh the cubes

- WTF HAPPENED TO THEIR FACES?

- oh yes 1890s fits

- uh oh cubes

- the power of threes

- i know the next episode is the last amy and rory one so i’m now slightly worried about what’s going to happen to them

s7 ep5 the angels take manhattan

- oh not the fuckint angels again

- yay old timey new york detectives

- oh no old timey new york detective!!

- the statue of liberty?!

- there’s always smth looking at that thing, there’s no way

- very on the nose song choice

- i like the glasses for what it’s worth

- uh oh fountain statue

- RIVER?!

- ofc she’s the fairly sexist-ly written female detective character

- 1930s new york like the daleks in manhattan (an apparently controversial episode that i loved)

- THE GRAVESTONEEEE

- these 30s gangsters are not nice

- great dress from river once again

- dude is so obsessed with his wife

- AMELIA’S LAST FAREWELL?!

- noo rory

- noo the wrist

- rory don’t get in the lift wtf

- well i thought the healing thing was a nice gesture

- OMG OLD MAN RORY

- ohh the power of love

- AMY AND RORY 😭😭😭

- ayyy they lived!!

- NO THE GRAVESTONE

- THE ANGEL NOOOAOAIA

- AAAAAAAAAAANOOO HES DEAD

- AMYYY

- the gravestone goddddddd

- they love each other so much i’m never gonna recover

- THE LAST PAGEEEE

- ohhh hes wearing her glasses 😭😭

- ohh he’s going back for her

- goddddd u guys i need to lie down

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