#But can you blame me?!

[lunarreaper-ut]

(Yes, I'm weak for how cool he is, don't judge me..)

Fanart of Auto_Kills! He can be found over at @a-v-j's blog! They have a multitude of cool beans over there!

#Fanart #Luna's Art #Akills #Auto_Killer #He's cool alright? #I'm weak #Might also be just a littttllee bit of a simp >/////< #But can you blame me?! #Crossing my fingers I got the hoodie design right #Eyeballed it mostly

[lestappenparadisee]

Listen. Charles Leclerc is one of the most talented, or more so, skilled driver on the grid and that is undisputed. People might say that good drivers can make do with an above average car..which,true to some extent, provided it is one which DOES NOT FALL APART UNDERNEATH THE DRIVER, provided that the team ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THE FEEDBACK OF THE DRIVERS AND TRIES TO *IMPROVE* and doesn't blatantly disregard it and also, provided they have engineers and strategists who don't fuck over their drivers every.single.time. Needless to mention, Scuderia Ferrari lacks every single one of these, and I have the utmost respect for Charles for achieving what he is with...that thing.

It's so so heartbreaking to see how many wins,podiums and achievements he's missing because of Ferrari's clownery. I mean, 90% of his problems are on Ferrari and What The Fuck?! Brakes, engines,every goddamn thing failing and people might think such a prestigious and reputed brand could make a decent car. Expectations too high, it seems. Ridiculous.

Charles has such a deep attachment to Ferrari due to a multitude of reasons, and I cannot blame him for it. His father, Jules, Ferrari is all he has seen and dreamed of. It runs in his veins. However, circumstances force me to think that Ferrari is deeply aware of Charles' emotional attachment to that team, and thus, is exploiting him because they KNOW the likelihood of Charles leaving them is very slim. However, I fear that if Charles does not make a decision soon, it might cost him his career, or atleast his prime years. If it was me, I would give them one more season, and if this continues, gtfo of there. But in Charles' position, I can understand how it would be hard for him to give this up, how it would feel like a betrayal to his loved ones and more. But personally, I feel like everyone, on earth or up, would understand why he did it and fully support him. I hope he gets the courage to take the necessary decision soon , or at the VERY LEAST give a "I'm gonna leave fuck you" scare so that Ferrari can fix their shit. The only thing I want is for Charles to be able to get the results he deserves and be able to RACE, really. Scuderia Ferrari was an emotion for me, but it's quickly turning sour I'm sad to say.

#f1 #charles leclerc #Ferrari(derogatory) #I might have gotten a tiny bit emotional #But can you blame me?! #The answer is no #catalunya gp 2023

[lacydollbaby]

what’s the deal with you and @kittymariebaby ?

She’s the love of my life, obviously 🙄

#ask me anything #ask #anon #besties #but can you BLAME ME?! #she’s the sweetest human in existence #favorite mutuals

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining) #and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually. #my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY. #anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

[ohposhers]

My buddies and I were talking about Barb getting Floyd to sing raunchy Nine Inch Nails songs and I had to make it happen </3 They're JUST lyrics BUT I wanted to be safe anyway so I censored them eee sorry guys cant be too careful on tumblr The songs in order are Closer, Big Man with a Gun, and The Collector!

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #floyd trolls #barb trolls #riff trolls #fliff trolls #fliff #my art #if you dm me i can give you the uncensored images #blame poppy for censoring it not me idk #i love you trent reznor and your homoerotic lyrics

[oobbbear]

They’re besties

Some closeups

#ik the baby versions are said not canon to the story line #but can you blame me look at them #look at those cute little beans #headcanon Wally likes to sit on Barneby’s shoulder or back #like how Rise Mikey likes to cling on to Rise Raph’s shell #ITS JUST VERY CUTE #my art #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet show #welcome home wally #welcome home barnaby #wally darling #barnaby beagle

[formywriyinglalala]

this genuinely breaks my heart

#it makes me so angry that the comments on the vid are all “dont blame Islam” #and “its a lot of women’s choice…!” #to see the happiness in their eyes before and then to see how the eyes THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL are completely covered is devastating #it’s not a fucking choice if everyone is telling you this is the only way you can be a pious woman #or if you’re going to be killed otherwise #radblr #rad fem #radical feminists please touch #radical feminism #radical feminists do interact #radical feminst #anti religion #anti islam #radical feminist safe #radical feminists please interact #radical feminists do touch

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[descendant-of-truth]

I like to think that Nine has never actually eaten a chili dog before and he just said this because he's sick of hearing Sonic talk about them

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #nine the fox #tails nine #Can you tell this scene got a good laugh out of me #XD #Honestly though I can't blame Nine for this one #I would also like to see other foods exist/be mentioned in this series

[rileyclaw]

I just think that Gus would find animations very neat!!!

#my art #toh #the owl house #toh comic #fanart #luz noceda #amity blight #willow park #gus porter #hunter toh #lumity #this kinda got away from me but the concept was cute #ok someone told me cartoons exist BUT im going to blame that on illusionists too #why hand animate somethin when you can Conjure something i wish i could do that!!!

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

happy that we met each other now 'til the very end for @cosmicdreamgrl | cr. namuspromised

#i'm in my my time era y'all can blame steph #userbangtan #usersky #annietrack #heyryen #usermaggie #userkelli #useremmeline #trackofthesoul #dailybts #tuserandi #dailybangtan #mine! #jeon jungkook #jungkookedit #hope you like it.... <3 sorry in advance :) i wanted to finish it so you could wake up to it after not having the best night!!!!!!!!! #someone is cheering for you!!!!! (me) #i thought i'd overlay the days............. sigh. i can see why this does things to you

[spotted-salamander]

im having heart palpitations his fucking smirk!!!! he looks so COCKY and SMUG god i need him

#zayne #dr zayne #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #heart palpitations... i might need to go see a cardiologist...👀 #i need to make an appointment with him... a dick appointment #i need him up my ass #i am going feral can you blame me #LOOK AT HIM #im just a girl

[liauditore]

I keep trying to come up with something witty about his rap career but I can't I actually can't

#hermitaday #welsknight #welsknight fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #i swear i tried but i kept sounding way too mean but can you blame me do you have ears #i tried doing smth like comparing his docm diss track to kendrick lamar and it felt disrespectful somehow #not even to kendrick more just to myself #anyway the ripped jeans are awesome to me idk why i decided he needed them it just felt right

[narratively-doomed]

[cyno voice] did you get the joke. ok so tighnari said "surely" which sounds like the name "shirley" and

#4ggravate #tighnari #alhaitham #al haitham #kaveh #cyno #my art #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #redesign #not necessarily ship art but #haikaveh #kavetham #cynonari #cynari #can you blame a guy for wanting a bigger reach #tho theres actually implied #haino #cytham #this took me an unnecessarily long time to finish #sumeru boys #taking over my brain

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

#*falsettos your chasitys* #this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here #it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones #I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me #I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’ #I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs #‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not- #I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG #who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #mark chasity #holy bastard #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #starkid animation #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #npmd starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art #my animation

[sheepmc]

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette spoiling you whenever you accomplish whatever it is goal you set out for yourself

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette bringing you to his office to spend time together when he's unable to go out

Surprising Sugar Daddy Neuvillette with some lingerie you bought after your shopping spree today

Watching Sugar Daddy Neuvillette's eyes dilute with want as he slowly strides towards you loosing his tie

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette pinning you to the wall kissing his way up and down your neck whispering dirty praises that has you clenching your thighs together

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette watching and hearing how your sopping wet pussy takes his fingers in knuckles deep

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette will sometimes fuck you in the changing rooms of high end store after having enough of you teasing him with every outfit you try on

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette will make you cockwarm him in his office as he does paperwork and if you decide to grind, rock or clench around him he'll retaliate by pinching your clit and with a husky growl of his voice say

"Behave or you won't get to cum until we get home"

#🐏sheepy work🐏 #🐏sheep work🐏 #🐏sheepy writes🐏 #I blame the sisterwives for this #he can fick me and punish me anywhere and anyhow he wants #gods let me cockwarm this preety man #Neuvillette imagines #neuvillette smut #neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #neuvillette x y/n #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin imagines #genshin x you #sugar daddy Neuvillette ftw