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this is stupid

#needles my beloved #needles tmagp #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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i think we can say Needles is the first official avatar of the whore

i mean who wouldnt want to get needled in a dark alleyway with this guy

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french people sleeping be like: ouiouiouiouioui

#very important thank you

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

#‘you be slangin it’ would get me ngl

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i Had a dream last night and it was just a slideshow of the council's faces and then a pride flag after combined with a vine boom, idk if it's anything but I think they like men

#photo going in my camera roll immediately #but yeah. most of them are straight men but they are queer in my heart <3

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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

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Sorry that 90s-2000s trans men weren’t nice uwu boys and talked about sex and pussy and penis and wanting to be seen as human. Is that too much for tumblr?

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feel gutted

#ohhhh I love this #tw body horror

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hi, karim here, voice of simon fairchild in the magnus archives

#I love silly sky grandpa

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jay ferin is hard of hearing because of how often she exposes herself to the loud noises of her firearms

she refuses to stop using her guns and canons to save her hearing, so in her free time she's been tinkering up hearing aids for herself with all her articifcer knowledge

this is canon; jay ferin told me herself

#YES #RAAAAAAGH #HOH JAYYYY #jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #jay ferin

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pd universe twitter must be fucking wild. credit to @/girlbossjackie for the. wavelength edit

#Ashe takes psychic damage every time someone says her dad is a dilf #jrwi #jrwi prime defenders #ashe winters #mark winters #wavelength

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#damn #and then they kissed

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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

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🏴‍☠️ stop paying for shit

some sources and resources as of april 2024

tv/cinema (streaming)

fmoviesz dot to

soap2dayx dot to

anix dot to (for anime)

flixtor dot to

hdtoday dot to

myflixerz dot to

swatchseries dot is

if one of the sites i already use doesn't have what i'm looking for, i use duckduckgo to search for alternatives (as opposed to google which always gives me way more bullshit results)

skip paywalls

12ft dot io (doesn't always work)

books and academic articles

libgen dot is

sci-hub dot se

audiobookbay dot is

annas-archive dot org

forum dot mobilism dot org (also hosts mobile apps)

video games

myabandonware dot com (not technically piracy!)

torrent source

1337x dot to (pretty much the only source i use nowadays)

piracy guides

my (very quick) torrenting guide

easyussr.neocities.org/torrenting

edit: apparently necessary disclaimer that everyone and their mother knows about these websites, they can be found through any major search engine, and not talking about them on tumblr dot com won't keep them "secret" because the feds are already more than aware of them.

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jrwi riptide movie: dwayne the rock johnson as marshall john lizzie is white again, for some reason. jay is played by scarlet johansson and chip and gillion are both played by chris pratt.

#I think I would rather drag my bare ass across a mile of broken glass than experience five minutes of this movie

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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detritivorous crab simulator: pour the crushed up bottom 1/8th of a bag of dry cereal onto a table. use a pair of small forceps to eat it crumb by crumb in the manner of a wretched little wet crustacean