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THHEEHH
The wayy they SPECIFICALLY SHOWED riku's face. A close ass up of riku's face so that we could seEEE the moment riku senses sora breaking down, without being able to physically see/hear him.
Th. The implications of that. Wtf.
You know??? The scene?? Howw. Tf. It's not even like "oh riku knows sora so he anticipated sora's reaction and riku preemptively reacted"
Like no it's just. Here's sora, having just witnessed the demise of his friends. And here's riku, who is focused on something/someone else, but reacts suddenly to an unseen force.
And he looks. At sora.
I. Like there's ddd's level of connection, and then there's /this/. Wtf. It's. So. Beautiful
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chuulyssa · 26 days
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​​🇸​​ 🇵 ​​🇦 ​​🇳 ​​🇰​​ !
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BSD MEN REACTING TO YOU SPANKING THEM.
↷ A/N ─ as usual please leave likes and reblogs to show support :D i love spoiling you guys !! now please tell me to go study i need some motivation :(
★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , fyodor
!! TAGS ─ spanking, mentions of smut
MATURE THEMES, 16+, MENTIONS OF AND IMPLIED SMUT
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*spanks*
ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.
momentarily surprised but quickly recovers
smiles and turns to you
it's like you just gave him a treat :D you can almost see his tail wagging as if he's a dog (he hates dogs btw grrr)
he believes that you spanking his ass gives HIM permission to do the same to YOU :( how mean of him
so he catches you off guard by spanking your ass
and you two end up chasing each other down to take turns spanking each other. whoever loses does the dishes tonight
"You've been very good today; you even completed your punishment for provoking me," he says, engulfing you in a cuddle after you returned from doing the dishes.
ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.
chokes on air this time (yes chuuya chokes in every single scenario of mine but he's the one choking you at night so its ok !! :D)
he's surprised because wtf?? he's the one supposed to be doing that conventionally????
defo spanks you back but tries to be as soft as possible because he's a gentleman
i think this is already an hc but he's an ass guy so once you've spanked him don't think he's gonna leave u at all
i did say his spanks are gonna be as soft as he can make them be but i never said how many 🤪😇
"Count," he hisses. It's midnight, and you're at his mercy. After his long and hard day at work, he needs something to relieve his stress.
ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.
stops your hand mid-air because duh he already knew about what you were gonna do
twists and turns and ends up holding your ass and squeezing it
all the while you're like wtf is wrong with you
his eyes make it look like he's enjoying it sm :( such a kitty cat
im still mad they didn't give us a whole separate scene for his ass :< anyone who's read the manga, any pics you wanna share? 👁
"You need to buy me extra candy for putting up with your stupidity," he rolls his eyes, pinching your cheek.
ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.
his reflexes immediately act and you see rashomon from the back of his coat
but then he realizes its you...
and he FLUSHES. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BLUSH
well now you have :D his poor virgin ass
not a virgin anymore once he started dating you u horny ass mf /lh
he has literally no idea how to reply to that
he just shrugs cluelessly
"I guess I should return the favour?" he tries to sound confident but ends up delivering the lightest, most gentle spank. He doesn't want to hurt you. He loves you.
ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.
DISGUSTED™
one, because he's another virgin (virgin slander less gaurr 💪🏻 even tho im one myself; its the self burn guys !!)
and two, for the last time STOP. MESSING. WITH. HIS. RELIGIOUS. SELF.
you're SATAN in his eyes, trying to distract him and make him sin (as if he isn't a murderer and a terrorist cough cough)
if we're being delusional enough he'll leave the room with a faint pink on his cheeks 🤡
definitely returns the favour at night 🤭🤭 (only if you're married tho!!)
"My sole undivided attention is all yours now," he hits your ass again. "Anything to say? Hm? Why not? You were all for giggling at my face today. What's wrong now?"
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luvhughes43 · 1 year
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your boy can't read ! | trevor zegras x author!reader
luvhughes43 masterlist🌷
ynoffical
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stephbohrer ❤️❤️
fan01 writing your next book right?😁
fan02 we want something happy this time !
fan01 no.
jackbenedwards lets go book shopping once you're back in nyc
ynoffical of course! ill text u💗
trevorzegras yaba daba doo☕️
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fan03 whatever the hell that means
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trevorzegras coolest place in the world⚡️
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_quinnhughes who wrote your caption? why does it actually make sense for once
trevorzegras i take offence to that.
fan04 the fact that the caption is so simple and quinns saying that😭😭
fan05 i'm going to be honest i never have any idea what trev is talking about liked by ynoffical
jackhughes interesting... 🤔
jamie.drysdale what happened to cereal being your ideal meal?
trevorzegras i'm a changed man🫡
ynoffical cute house!
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ynfan now hold on...🧐
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fan05 WHO IS THAT???
fan06 why are a bunch of nhl players liking..🧐
jackhughes im still so confused about this whole thing
ynofficial confused ? were in love😁🙏💗
jackhughes you know he can't read right?
ynofficial i know😞💔
trevorzegras you know i was just thinking and i think your bf is an excellent reader... like hes probably so good its shocking
ynoffical no i was actually just thinking that he can't
fan07 STAY FOCUSED ON THE BOOK QUEENIE DON'T LET THE BOYS DISTRACT U💪🔥‼️
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trevorzegras reading very seriously.
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jackhughes no i dont think you are
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trevorzegras WTF STOP??
ynoffical happy to see you're finally learning how to read❤️
trevorzegras what if this was my last straw?
fan08 you're the lea michelle of hockey babes its okay! not everybody has to know how to read❤️
anaheimducks so proud of our Z🧡
hockeyfan: nawww even his team is setting him up😭
oldman get ur ass back on the ice you do NOT need to be reading.
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fan09 HOLD ON????
trevorzegras 🤔🤔
jackhughes the last slide says: 👁❤️🫵 (I love Trevor Zegras) hope this helps❤️ liked by ynoffical
trevorzegras ���
stepbroher you're really living out the hockey romance fantasy wow
ynoffical waiting for u to release your own hockey book🙏
fan10 does this mean the next book is a romance?😁
ynoffical 🤭🤭
trevorzegras i love you too
ynoffical i love u so much its crazy
trevorzegras i love you so much i read a book
jackhughes correction: he learnt how to read
trevorzegras STOP GO AWAY!
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trevorzegras you make it so easy to love 🧡🧡
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jackhughes so glad ynoffical can speak emojis! otherwise you guys wouldn't be able to text each other
trevorzegras jackhughes you make me sick.
fan11 z baby look at me this isn't you...
colecaufield u guys look great💤
jamie.drysdale i'm actually surprised and i've known this whole time
masonmctavish23 i didn't think he had it in him
fan12 NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPPENING TO ME😭🙏
ynoffical just posted a story!
caption: lover boy🫂🤍 (aka the love of my life)
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jackhughes replied: if only trevvy could read that😪❤️
trevorzegras replied: calling u in 5 🧡🧡 love you
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 434 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made and the collages.)
OK, GONNA GO THROUGH THIS QUICK THIS TIME AND ONLY GONNA SHED LIGHT ON THE PARTS IN THIS CHAPTER THAT CAUGHT MY EYES. 👁👁
Last chapter was CRAZY MAN. WTHHHH
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DAMN SHE EVEN HIT HIM WITH THE SMACK 😭😭😭
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“GRANDMA CHILL! I SWEAR IMMA BRING YOU CLOTHES NEXT TIME-” 💀💀💀
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Um… wtf? 😀
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LOOK AT BABY BOY, USING HIS OWN ACTING SKILLS LIKE THAT. 😩😩💓💓💓 Or is he actually crying? Idk, can't tell. Oh, and “Grandma bullied me, mom.” 😐
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HOW DOES SHE KNOW CHARLES CHOI??? MF A CELEBRITY AROUND THESE STREETS. Him and Jinyeong both bruv. 😭😭😭 (Also, “Too late mom. Already met him and he attempted to kill me too.” /j Charles Choi and Grandma would make a perfect couple. 😌✨)
Awww, is that baby Daniel? 😭 Also, wait a damn minute. Why does he look like...
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I'M SORRY, BUT HE REMINDED ME OF THIS CHEEP CHEEP FROM MARIO KART. B R U H. THEY LOOK ALIKE. 😭😭😭😭
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The typos on here. 😅 "Choio" DFJKDSAHFKLSHDSJLKF SORRY. The first time I was reading this, I had to reread because I thought I was crazy for a sec.
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DANG, WE'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF NEW CHARACTERS WITH GLASSES RECENTLY. First that ONE HOT LADY from Tiger Job Center, then that ATTRACTIVE DOCTOR who was with Goo, and then NOW A POLICE OFFICER??? PTJ TRYING TO BRING OUT MORE GLASSES REPRESENTATION. 😩💘
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UMMMM SIR??? YOU'RE GETTING SHITTED ON. LITERALLY!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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You guys wish you were that cow, huh...? 👀 Yeah, I see you. You can't fool me...
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Woah, woah, woah, woah... RUN THAT BY ME REALY QUICK?!?! AYO, WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A HORROR MOVIE? WHAT IS THIS, CHILDREN OF THE CORN? 1922???? 👁👁
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Aw shit. Danny boy is gonna get gang.... (banged). SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT-
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OMG DANIEL. BEAT THEM UPPP!!!! 😤😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
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Dude. Why did I think this was Zack Lee for a second? 😳😳 (Zack and Gun if they had a child together LMFAO) ALSO THIS NEW GUY IS HOT AF. WHO IS HEEEEEE??? 😩🔥🔥🔥 (And we haven't gotten any naked scenes ever since Samuel, so is PTJ giving us some fan service since Samuel can't do the job right now...? 👀)
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WTH IS HE IN A TUB FULL OF SNAKES? N A K E D ? 😳 I mean... if he's into getting his thing bitten- 👀 NAH, NAH, NAH, IM KIDDING, I SWEAR. 😭😭😭😭
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I don't blame you if you stared at him for more than a minute.
Omg Daniel embodying his 😵 phase. BUT FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK. THIS MAN IS BACK!!!!! HE'S FUCKING BACCCKKKKK. AEEEUUUUGGHHHHH. HE STILL LOOKS SEXY AF EVEN IF THIS IS JUST A FLASHBACK. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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YOU BET YOUR ASSES, I WILL SIMP OVER THIS MAN. H A R D.
*N S F W M E M E S W A R N I N G*
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I DON'T WANNA SPIT, I WANNA GULP. I WANNA GAG, I WANNA CHOKE. I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT LIL' DANGLY THING THAT SWING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS WHEN GUN HAD TO BEAT UP SAMUEL AND TELL HIM OFF. 😭😭😭😭
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I can just imagine that horrifying face of his. Smiling so menacingly with those terrifying eyes. Like yessss king, go crazy!!! 😍😍😍
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LOOK AT THESE DAREDEVILS. DAAAAAAAMN. TERRIFYING AS HELL. 🤭 DANNY BOY REALLY GOT IT FROM GUN FRFR. (Ugh, like father like son. Daniel could be my son- I mean, what? 😀)
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I FUCKING KNEW IT. THIS FOUR EYED MF WAS SHADY FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!! LIKE WHY TF WAS THAT CREEP STANDING THERE BEHIND HIM AND DANIEL, LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THEM PSYCHO NPC'S FROM OUTLAST 2 ????? BRUH GOT ME FUCKED UP. 😤😤😤
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Ok, but why does this mf look like a DILF??? HE LOOKS LIKE A MIXTURE OF MANAGER KIM FROM HIS OWN WEBTOON AND ELITE WHEN HE WAS STILL YOUNG. LMFAAOOOOOO (I'm deadass ab this. They're attractive ngl.) AND WHY DO THE VILLAINS LOOK HOT AF? I'M NOT AGAINST IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE PTJ IS INTO SEXY VILLAINS. HE HAS A KINK FOR THEM. AND HE B R E A T H E S THEM. IN AND OUT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Update: I guess Kwak Jichang LITERALLY IS a piece of shit. Think about it… 💩)
ANYWAYS, we finna see who these Chungcheon mf's are next chapter. Hopefully, we get to know what the deal is with these people hating on Jinyeong. Bc I STG, IF THIS DRAGS OUT FOR THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS, I’M GONNA LOSE IT. 😠😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
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nattinatalia · 2 years
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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU
A/N: This was all over the place 😞 I had a vision for it, but it just went out the window. Enjoy though 🫶🏻
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jackharlow Only me and her, I don't care what you heard ❤️‍🔥 📸: urbanwyatt
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yourbestiename MY PARENTS ARE HOT 🥵
jackharlow Not you too calling us parents. But yea we are 😜
allabouttheharlows 🔥 🔥 Y/N, come home the kids miss you 🥵 😋
jackharlow Hey now 🤨
user them girls sitting right 👁 🫦 👁 let me get a turn please
jackharlow Man wtf? What you think this is?
druski2funnny Idk who I want more???? My Jacky boy or miss thangggg? 🤔
yourusername Knowing you, you probably want Jack more 💀
druski2funnny You’re right 😭😭😭
ynupdates Wow mommy is hotttt, I bet she’s a real deal when she does school pick up.
jackharlow Funny you mention that…..
yourusername Babe noooo!!!!!
druski2funnny Babe yess, tell us. Even though I already know what this is about
yourusername You’re annoying, go away!
druski2funnny Maybe wear your wedding rings next time you do school pick up. See Jack, now me, I will ALWAYS wear my ring.
jackharlow 😭😭😭😭😭
yourusername Bubs, if you’re going to be telling the incident, tell it correctly 🤦🏻‍♀️
jackharlow Don’t know what you’re talking about 🤪🤪😏
yourusername Alright, bet…
jackharlow What does that mean?
druski2funnny Ohhh that’s your ass now Jack
jackharlow BAAABE????
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yourusername Y no me importa que usted sea mayor que yo 😈 🎶 ❤️‍🔥
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ynupdates Please tell me Jack knows what this song is saying 😅
yourusername I mean 🤫
yourbestiename 💀 Would you like some galletas with your tea??
claysgirlfriend 👀 LMAAOOO
jackharlow Na because I’m about to go on google and translate all the damn lyrics if none of y’all about to tell me.
druski2funnny Ahead of you bro, brb.
yourusername Instigating little shit
allabouttheharlows The guys part says they don’t care if she’s younger, and y/n is singing she doesn’t care if they’re older. If you know what they mean with that 👀 😲
yourusername I thought y’all would have my back with this 💔
jackharlow Now idk who you’re singing that to since you’re older than me but go off 😤
yourusername By likeeee 3 years, calm your little ass down.
jackharlow Still older than me, so go with the guy you’re singing it too.
yourusername Alright, I’m taking my kids with me.
jackharlow NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
yourbestiename & they call us toxic babe
urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️
allabouttheharlows It’s been 2 days, are The Harlows good? Or divorced?? Lmao
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yourusername Dressed up or dressed down, Harlow’s gonna serve each time 💅🏼
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druski2funnny Serve what? My food ? Because that’s the only thing y’all serving with those clothes on the second pic
yourusername I’M ABOUT TO BLOCK YOUR ASS
jackharlow Te amo 🤭😘
yourusername I love you bubs
urbanwyatt Lmao druski got you there 💀 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yourusername You know what Urb? Go fuck yourself
urbanwyatt That’s what your best friend is for, thanks for that, I’ll keep her for life.
yourbestiename 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
yourusername Everyone has gone mad today 🙄
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yourusername When you see him, just know that’s all mine 😈
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jackharlow Someone is getting a bit territorial and I’m here for it 😜
yourusername Have to let these females and Dru know.
druski2funnny See I was minding my business and here your ass go bringing my name up. Plus girl, you know damn well he’s mine. He said it himself, we’re life partners boo.
jackharlow 😭😭😭 stop it
yourusername You’re so delusional, I might have to go take you to the doctor Druski
yourbestiename LET THEM KNOW BITCHHH
user Keep the same energy when your other friend hoenitttaaa goes near him
yourbestiename Ok nosy….. if you must know, I cut ties with her when she kept being disrespectful. No go sit your ass down.
urbanwyatt My parents 😎
claybornharlow My favorites
allabouttheharlows We love y’all, but umm we want Harlow babies content 🙈 🙊
jackharlow Wooooowwwe just for that…. NOOOO
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padawansuggest · 2 years
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JediTok
Rando civie: Sir, you look ridiculous wealthy, what do you do for a living?
Obi-Wan: *wearing at least 10k in brand items and holding a brand new comm and shopping bags* Rich senators.
Civie: …like… you work for them?
Obi-Wan: No more like ‘get pegged by’?
Civie: oh my god 👁👄👁
Obi-Wan: Ew, I don’t believe in religion. The force doesn’t pay me child support so I’m not paying preachers.
Civie: 😭 wtf does that mean???
Obi-Wan: idk man, Jedi are supposed to be poor. That’s propaganda started by the senate to keep us poor and in debt to them at all times, and I have a child to pick up from his uni class right now, so, gotta go.
Civie: who the fuck was that guy????
Other civie: bruh… that was Jedi Knight Kenobi?????
Civie: BRUH??????
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fluffytriceratops · 9 months
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𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter one]
chapter one: "𝚖𝚛𝚜 𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢."
notes: i'm not in uni so i don't know what i'm talking about most of the time huehue
chapter two: "bootymeat."
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Friday, 2:28 pm.
y/n
guess who failed her mid terms??
*le cry*  
bokubro
wtf tell me you're joking-
tsukitsuki
i can't say i'm surprised
kendoll
we knew it was going to happen eventually
no one should be surprised at this point
tetsu
wth?! even after all my tutoring??
y/n
well fuck you guys too-
thanks for the support, dickheads
bokubro
hey!! what about me?? 😭😭
y/n
not you bo, you're such a bean i luv you 🥰  
bokubro
AHH I LUVE YOU TOOO SDJdfj 🥰🥰🥰
kendoll
you guys disgust me
tsukitsuki
i dont have the patience for this
y/n
eat shit
queen keiji
aren't we forgetting something? are we just going to let her off the hook that easily?
tetsu
HOW DID YOU FAIL YOUR MIDTERMS
tsukitsuki
cuz she's an idiot
y/n
shut up string bean!
and technically i only failed one class-
but i just barley passed in most of the other's so..
👁👄👁👌✨
queen keiji
but i thought kuroo was helping you study?
bokubro
yeah! and you sounded so sure of yourself earlier
tetsu
don't blame this on me, she did this to herself
you guys sit with her for hours on end trying to get her to focus. it aint an easy task.
y/n
he was- i'm not even going to try to lie, he's right 🥲
kendoll
like i said, stupid
y/n
kenma i swear--- i will destroy your village in minecraft dont test me
👺👺👺
kendoll
not my fault you have half a brain cell
tsukitsuki
didn't you help build that village?
y/n
fuck you guys
i'm going out to eat sushi & boba and i'm not bringing any of you 🖕
bokubro
heyy!!!
WHAT ABOUT ME
queen keiji
excuse me??
tetsu
RUDEEEE
y/n
BESIDES YOU THREE ofc 💕
tetsu aren't you in class rn? and bo do you not have practice soon??
tetsu
yeah but we're just reviewing stuff from monday
plus it'll be over soon
bokubro
shit i nearly forgot
wait for ME???
pPLEASE?
kendoll
i want boba
tsukitsuki
i want sushi
y/n
well too fucking bad you guys can eat shit
soggy anus's
tsukitsuki
do you not have class in half an hour?
kendoll
soggy anus's? the fuck y/n
y/n
i can eat fast
bokubro
NOOO WAIT FOR ME
PLESSEAE
testu
WAIT FOR ME TOOO
queen keiji
i would also like you to wait for me
y/n
UGHHGHGH
FINEEE
but no kenma or tsukishima, they can suck my toes
tsukitsuki
that's fucking disgusting
is that some weird kink of yours?
kendoll
i change my mind
i don't want to go out with you anyway
bokubro
wait actually?
y/n are you into that stuff?
kendoll
i wouldn't put it past her, she's probably into all kinds of weird shit
y/n
EWW NO
SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
tsukitsuki
how am i supposed to know what you meant?
i think what you want is pretty clear, nasty hoe
queen keiji
if you guys don't stop pissing her off none of us are going to be able to go
tsukitsuki
idc i'll go out with kozume
kendoll
i'd be up for that
bokubro
WAIT I WANNA COME TOO
y/n
THATs IT I"M GOING TO GET FOOD NOW PISS OFF FUCKERS
BO YOU FKCING TRAITOR
queen keiji
what did i say
tsukitsuki
idc either way
kendoll
i hope you choke
bokubro
NO WAIT Y/N IM SORRYRY
tetsu
wait y/n my class is over in like 2 minutes
let me come with!!  
y/n
KISS MY ASS
except for kaashi and tetsu💕
and ye- i'll wait for you i'm outside of my english classroom
kendoll
ew no
i knew you were into some nasty shit
bokubro
Y/N NOO
I"M SOWWRY
I DIDNT MEAN ITTTT
tetsu
alright, i'm leaving now!
y/n
thats your punishment for betraying me
now you know how it feels
keiji are you able to come now too?
kendoll
don't worry bo, you can come with us
tsukitsuki
exactly you don't want to hang out with her anyway
we're better
y/n
fuck you!
bo don't go! if you don't go i'll come pick you up after practice with food! anything you want, my treat!
queen keiji
i can't rn, i am also in class but if you're going to bring bokuto food, can you bring me some too please?
bokubro
does this mean you're not mad at me anymore ?
kendoll
dont fall for it bokuto!
tsukitsuki
yeah, come with us
y/n
bo i could never be mad at you!!! i love you so much~! 🥰🥰🥰
and sure, i'll get you something too keiji ^^  
queen keiji
alright, thank you 🙂
bokubro
I LOVE YOU TOOO DFSJDF 🥰🥰🥰 get me something with LOTS of meat please!!
y/n
okie! keiji do you have a preference on what you want?
tetsu
okay im back im with y/n now
kendoll
you don't have to tell us that
tetsu
i wanted to 😎
tsukitsuki
that emoji doesn't even make sense
tetsu
yes it does!
queen keiji
not really. you know what i like i trust you.
bokubro
ahh i gotta go now! ill see you later y/n!!
y/n
alrighty! see you soonish bo!!
tetsu
bye bo!
queen keiji
have fun at practise
bokubro
byeee! and thanks akaashi, I will 😊
y/n aight losers we're off i shall see you at home
tsukitsuki
or you could move out
y/n
shut up prick you're gonna see my hobo ass whether you want to or not
kendoll
we'd rather not
Friday, 3:56 pm.
y/n
mrs kwan is my sugar daddy
tsukitsuki
what the fuck
kendoll
as in the babysitter from cat in the hat?
tetsu
i just cackled so loudly- everyone is starring as me
y/n
yeah that's her 🥰
queen keiji
i don't know how to feel about this
kendoll
idk if i should be concerned or not
tsukitsuki
there is something mentally wrong with you
tetsu
im all for it, id smash
tsukitsuki
any sliver of respect i had for you is gone
y/n
ikr? she's such a hottie 😏🥵 tsuki doesn't know what he's missing
tetsu
clearly 🥵
tsukitsuki
that's it im changing the locks when i get home
kendoll
I'll help you
queen keiji
y/n aren't you in class rn? pay attention
y/n
okay okay!
...
would you smash kaashi?
tetsu
we need a tie breaker
queen keiji
...
yeah, sure
tsukitsuki
ive never been more disappointed
kendoll
agreed
gru is better
tsukitsuki
i hate you all
Friday, 6:18 pm.
bokubro
what'd i miss? 😂 dunno who she is imma look her up—
ohhh! yeah id smash 👁👄👁🤌✨
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My fav thing after Beth’s that’s not funny is Bridget’s face after Rick yells. She does a little appalled laugh. Beth is prob the most well behaved person in blue valley (minus a little property damage) so the Chapels are not use to dealing with a Rick level problem child. That said, the fact that it wasn’t just Beth calling for Rick to come back is sweet in a weird way. He owes them a massive apology. But they’re not turning their backs on him and for a kid like Rick that prob means everything.
No, I know, Bridget’s reaction also made me go ahdjkdldlflfl. She was like 👁👄👁 like Rick’s talking to them as if she hadn’t probably sent Beth to her room while she PEELED off his BLOODY suit with James and POTENTIALLY CHANGED him while passed out and gave him JAMES’ CLOTHES??? I mean they look like Rick clothes but when did they get that change of clothing does Rick have clothes already at Beth’s house wtf
The fact the Chapels together went to find Rick out around town too really ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ You’re exactly right. The Chapels rallying together to help Rick 😭 Rick, look. They CARE.
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greenscreen-dress · 1 year
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Scrolling through the list of minecraft death messages (as you do) & uuuh
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[ID: Screenshot from the Minecraft wiki page for the death message: <player> starved to death whilst fighting <player/mob> - Appears when the player plays in hard or hardcore and is hurt by a player or mob then killed by hunger damage. - Also appears in the game’s log when a named vex dies after being hurt by a player or mob. /end ID]
Hey Mojang what the fcuk does that 2nd bit about the vexes mean. 👁. They starve to death? If you damage a Vex and it isn’t able to kill you back it starves?? Wtf wtf Vexes just keep getting cooler.
Evoker-summoned Vexes already start dying from the moment they’re spawned in, wiki says they have 30-120 seconds before they’re just poof dead. You need to name a spawn-egged or player /summon-ed Vex for the death message to even show up, which. Idk there’s some kind of lore to be had here about when you summon a Vex it feeds off your energy to fuel itself, & when it takes damage that link is interrupted so it starves and dies... Gourd there’s so much fun stuff to draw from this! There’s plenty of headcanons out there on Vex being fae-adjacent with contracts & deals & such, but throwing in a physical component like this makes it extra fun. You could have Evokers usually looking a little emaciated from the intense spells, or Vex hybrids having a huge/unusual appetite, idk there’s options! Yaaay lore ^^
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Is it wrong I want San to have an intense nightmare where he recalls the initial incident where he almost killed her and then the mug one but his nightmare twists it so he actually did do it and he recognizes his genuine true feelings for her through the horror that the nightmare inflicts upon him and wakes up in true fear and screaming alone in his apartment crying and realizes he does still love her but he can’t be with her until he actually works on himself first through therapy and then trying to stabilize his moods or find some outlet for his negative emotions (besides Y/N’s “outlet”) before he can even bring himself to go near her and try to win her back. Idk about apologizing tho bc you can do that anywhere as long as ya mean it but like damn, is it possible for this group as a whole to get a discount for their company to get help?
👁👄👁
that's... dark. but i love it lmao subconscious torture to haunt his stupid decision making ass until he fucking repents or make things right with (y/n)
and miss maam the furries need to take a looooooong vacation. at a psych ward bc i don't think their stupidity is mere MALE stupidity, it's probably a form of mass hysteria but for stupidity bc good god wtf were they thinking
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ghosty-is-sad · 1 year
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*me at 4am not having slept yet*
stomach: l'eau
me: wat
stomach: вода
me: wtf are you saying
stomach : voda
me: is that czech???
stomach : akvo
me: bruh what language even is that
stomach : νερό
me: ???
stomach: agua
braincell 1: wait that is spanish right
me: yes, what does it mean
my half year of spanish class when i was four: c'mon you know this
me: hmmm
braincell 1: hmmm
braincell 2: i know!
me: ah yes it is water!
*all of us realizing i have not had water in hours*: 👁👄👁
stomach: 我都告訴你了。婊子們
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allkinds-oftrash · 2 years
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The Crown S5E10 Commentary
Non-Spoiler Review: That was so underwhelming. It just sealed to me what an uneventful season this was. I feel like Peter Morgan only went off on Ep 3, 4 then 7 to 9 then called it a day. I don’t know what exactly went behind the scenes to make him chicken out of going full on with the punches like he did in S4. Anyways here’s my live reactions as I watched it but I’m too annoyed to do a proper season review so lemme direct yall to my lovely mutual @mermaidsirennikita Caro’s post that outlined everything I felt about the season (I do disagree on some points but I’ll cover that in my post tomorrow or something when I’m done being mad - also hi Caro its viscountessevie’s side acc lol) 
Spoilers Under The Cut
Dodi and Mohammed!! I've missed them Shksjs Dodi is officially an LA producer Not him bidding against Michael Douglas for a house
The way I really thought it was gonna be Diana 🤡🤡 But it's just Barbara Gordan Sr (Erin Richards played her in Gotham) bdjdjdk
LMAOOO DIANA VOTING NO FOR THE MONARCHY Isn't this a lie tho?? I'm pretty sure she wanted William on the throne eventually... Oh well fiction wise it's fucking funny This voting scene is brilliant I love it so much What a great cold open!
(I forgot I watched the cold open last night before falling asleep and am rewatching this bit again for my commentary and GOD IT'S EVEN MORE HILARIOUS A SECOND TIME)
Oooh it's Lizzie's birthday Lmaoo not her getting gag gifts from everyone BUT CHARLES Between the boring ass book he got for Di and this, he really is the worst gift giver huh Not Chucky being jealous of Pedodrew's stupid gift Damn Charles really is a masochistic always watching these programs that make him upset Lmaooo not Edward and Pedodrew taking the piss out of him
God Queen Mother shut the fuck up you racist bitch "The Great Chinese Takeaway" 🙄 For fuck's sake and everyone laughing. God fuck these racist asses. Yeah this might be a fictional scene but YOU KNOW these bitches have said worse things behind closed doors. I cannot WAIT til the Queen Mother dies; she's so insufferable. Yall did not compare the liberation of a former colony to an ex attending a wedding jfc yall are the worst Charles is gonna fuck up the Hong Kong trip just watch
Random tangent but Fly Like An Eagle is on Glen Powell (Hangman in the Top Gun sequel)'s playlist for his character and now there's a plane while the song is playing, I fully expected Glen to come out of that plane why am I like this 💀💀
Anyways hiii Dodi what a cutie Is Barbara Gordan Sr playing his wife? Nope she is not. Who is Kelly?? Why do we need to know her Is this scene necessary Peter Morgan?? OH?? HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS ACTRESS?? Dodi wtf don't be one of those gross producers Oh wait is that his fiancee he dropped for Diana oop Also why did I think she was his ex wife that happened way back in the 80s dhdjkd I'm sorry but I did not need to see that scene lmao it could have been an email Dodi really has a type huh Ew he's doing coke God he really became a Hollywood cliche huh I mean I never knew much about him so I can't say if this is accurate or not but if it is, bro why did you become a Hollywood cliche
I never followed Tony Blair's politics but we like him right?? In that case, Charles you're nothing like him How has the second Mrs. Al Fayed not aged at all 👁👄👁 It's been at least a good 7 years since Ep 3
Don't be fucking crude Mou Mou Let them speak their native language Kelly Yeah it's rude but you're giving White Woman rn djdkkdkd Heini is right lmaooo Okay actually they did do well with her make up to age her a little
WHAT?? His only talent is women??? "One day you'll hit the jackpot"???? What does that meannnn Mou Mou Peter Morgan are you implying Dodi was a golddigger omg This is so uncomfortable pls Kelly is like ???
Damnn let's go Labour Party let's gooo Ohmygod that's Tony Blair?? Huh the one time the irl person is more attractive 💀💀 the actor is fine but Tony Blair was a DILF back in the day come on
Tell me why I feel sad John Major lost 😭😭😭 He was just so nice this season dhkdjd Lmao this historians convo is so meta especially since Peter seems to have a bias for John Major and have given him a hot actor and made him really chill and cool this season Lmaooo Lizzie you did not just say he's your favourite PM LOL bro it's fine the Brittiana is old af time to decomission her
"The youngest Prime Minister since Lord Liverpool in 1812" WELL Rishi Sunak is coming for that title 25 years later yall "And you're still a young man too" LIZZIE STOP LYING HE'S GOT A FULL HEAD OF WHITE HAIR Johnny Lee Miller playing him doesn't make him less old djdkkd
Can you imagine if the note to Blair had said "GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN" lmaooo Johnnn why you lying "A great job" as if you didn't spend this season just babysitting the royals
This boat nonsense plot line is so fucking stupid and pointless. Peter Morgan THIS could have been an email. I do not care for this shit at all They just sound like rich brats which we already knew they were So you could have used another example to show that
NEW BRITAIN SHDJJDJS This is so stupid omg It's just a fucking boat Lizzie let it go
Like I get sentimentality and all but don't anchor (pun absolutely intended) yourself and your sense of self worth to a old piece of metal Like That I would be alot more sympathetic (because we all have sentimental things tied to our memories)1 if they weren't old rich white people who caused so much pain whining about a luxary no one else can afford and expecting the government to keep funding it
HAHAHHAH HE'S IN BUSINESS WHILE THE REST ARE IN FIRST CLASS PLEASEEEE I CACKLED "You're going to have to be very brave" 💀 Camilla it's just business class yall need to calm the fuck down
What the fuck is this visual Mans is not left out of anything This visual metaphor falls so fucking flat when he's literally usually the one drawing the curtain on people Peter Morgan what are you doing
Omggg the Cantonese burning the British flag What icons They're so right for THAT
Okay Heini has grown on me Girlie really grew into her place in the Fayed family huh Good for her "You were so much more than a model. You were a socialite" MOU MOU WHAT This is so cringey pls
I have gone 20 mins after the cold open without Diana WHERE IS SHE Oh lmao here she is I missed you bby Awww her friendship with Mou Mou is everything I wanna h u g her Her voice is always on point I'm shook
God the flashes give me such anxiety The foreshadowing really gives me the deepest pit in my stomach Oh gosh the offer to Saint Topaz,,, the beginning of the end 😭😭 I don't want her to goooo Yeah Elizabeth took a few eps but she finally grew into the role as Diana we love to see it!
We hate Charles but damn doesn't Dominic look good in a uniform God I hate it here Also booo let Hong Kong be it's own country just passing it off to another country I can't even I get so anxious seeing the rainfall on everyone's head they're gonna catch a cold Dominic lost the Charles voice, it needs to be steeper bud
Charles don't be fucking weird Why did you link the ages to her relatives and husband and now son Don't say it Nope yall are not brothers stfu He said it 🤡 Welll he made Blair say it
Lmaooo Blair sick of the yacht talk too hsjjdkd Why do you feel bad sir?? Bruh it's just a boat 💀
YALL JUST GOT DIVORCED A YEAR AGO - Chill the fuck out Chucky Lmaoo Blair is right he was going behind Lizzie's back and briefing against her They always do this They brief against one another It's messy af
The amount of Charles cocksucking happening in this episode is gross Peter Morgan WHAT did he threaten you with Why are you trying to make him out to be this modern innovative man Was he??? Was he really??? Charles so self serving I cannot LMAO NOT CAMILLA WITH THE KNOCK OFF REVENGE DRESS YOU WILL NEVER BE HER
"Friendly invasion" Okayyy China whatever helps you sleep at night
Helloooo Martin,,, I really am a simp for Martin huh. Listen this season hasn't given me a single person in the main Royals other than Diana to feel anything for So Martin's hotness it is I can't believe I'm saying this: but Lizzie should have said No 😭😭 Martin snitching on Chucky hsjdjdk She's gonna TEAR HIM APART
There's 12 minutes left and this is such an unimpressive finale wtf Peter Morgan bruh what are you doinggg I told myself I won't follow press after the mess than is the Bridgerton production team But I NEED to know what Peter was thinking outlining this season The potential was there and yet it flopped Only Eps 3, 7 to 9 were solid episodes
Lmaooo affair "Divorced man whose wife is still alive" I'M SCREAMING Can't believe I'm agreeing with Charles abt his rls rn Oh never mind fuck you Charles No one brought up Diana why you gotta drag her name through the mud K Chucky sureee Camilla has Did their spin doctor write this episode??
SCREAMS "I don't think it's my behaviour threatening its (the monarchy) survival" Rip him apart harder Lizzie come onnn Yesss throw the whole monarchy away Yeah they yeeted yall cos you OPPRESSED THEM FOR 50 YEARS, idiots
I feel nothing for this stupid ship and her farewell God this is so depressing and underwhelming This ep should have just been the cold open only tbh If you aren't gonna commit to the end of the Diana era then leave it all completely to S6 which is so disappointing, I thought they were finish Diana's story this season I was mentally prepared for that And now I gotta be sick again worrying about it and then mentally prepare for it again before S6
That's it??? That was so underwhelming???
40 mins of white people whining abt their boat and losing a country to independence Then 15 mins of Diana's death foreshadowing?? 5 mins of Dodi being a Hollywood producer cliche and Mou Mou being a dick to Kelly??
That's all??? Bruhhhh
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fictionkinfessions · 2 years
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guess who is back to sending things in instead of being asleep . anyway so i think my timeline where i was a noncanon character is also at least a little bit canon divergent . theres this one guy in some of my memories who Shouldnt Be There because he canonically was never in the facility (i think. im pretty sure.) but for a few months i kinda just ignored that because he does look like every man ever . so i was sort of hoping it was someone else . but no i think it is him . which now means that i have absolutely no hope in hell in figuring out wtf was going on in this timeline . because i was noncanon, and canon divergent, and established canon is vauge on purpose (theres kind of only 4 canon characters in the entire thing. everyone else is like "background guy #85" or whatever) . as cool as my source is objectively i dont think anyone should kin from it this is terrible 0/10 would not reccomend [#⚠️👁🖤☣️]
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ur so mean to go from choking to smut. like i went from "omg he's awful wtf. stay away from her jk!!" to "and he's so 🥵 and 😮‍💨" i really love their scenes together bc they're so emotionally charged. idk if that's a good thing but oc x jk just have this flavor ! that i'm sawry but i don't feel from tae :( i still like him tho and i like how happy oc is when talking to tae, she's giddy and enjoying herself without stress attached (unlike with jk). junho ofc as always 100000/10. i love that boy so dearly. if i could make any request for hie, it would be to just have scenes of oc and junho from when he was born to now. like what was junho like as a 3 yr old? the ppl demand (kindly) an answer ma'am 🎤 and what is going on with the textile factory? a side endeavor? a company front? really interesting how flirty jk was with oc the next day, like he kinda assumed they were back together with his open affections. i don't like that when he's still getting married 🤨 jk answer for all ur crimes without crying and having oc feel sorry for you. back to the jk smut scene, it was hot af but the "i always knew i'd get to have you with me again" line threw me off bc he said that right after avoiding her questions. like what?! idk what's real and fake with him. at least oc knows she still has some power over him, really want the playing fields to be leveled.
weird side note, but i feel like jk is on this trip playing house and he's definitely looking at junho thinking "this kid is amazing and kind and smart and /we're/ his parents and then he's looking at oc thinking "we should make another that's just as perfect"
anyways thank u for uploading despite the hateful msgs. i hope they leave you tf alone forever
i read ‘ur so mean’ and my heart sank a bit lmao 💀 but HEY cherry !! i saw your other ask and it’s you <3
LMAO ‘jk answer for your crimes without crying’ you called him OUT 🫣 but yeah how can he think that he an oc are on the ‘ill kiss your cheek whenever i like’ status after what happened 😟 the audacity pls. but tae 🥺 she really is relaxed with him and we can tell that she truly enjoys talking to him and she wants things to work out. jk is a little too sure of himself 🤨🤨 he got put in his place a bit when oc was moaning tae’s name after she turned him down 👀
you saying jk & oc have this flavor …. might have something to do with the fact that JK IS MY BIAS TOO 🫣😭 idk but i see that myself in my writing and it’s something i can’t help. but ig we’ll see how it goes 👁
oh junho as a baby :( you want to see more of baby junho ??? it’s a sad time for oc but junho was her savior and he was just a cute blob 🥺 it’ll probably be more platonic yoongi x oc too !! maybe one day you guys can ask me stuff about baby smiley and i’ll write something quick quick for you guys !! just let me know if you’d like that !!
oc does have a hold on him 👀 & vice versa 🥴 but she’s strong & we have faith in her not to give into his charms 🫡 LMAOOO he definitely saw oc’s mommy milkers and his mind must’ve been cooking up all sorts of ideas 🫣 tysm for reading babes <3
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osakiharu · 2 years
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Grace🧍‍♂️. I want u to paint this picture in your mind👁👁. Imagine kazu, sanzu and mikey die. How wld u feel?
Like they die somehow idk how...but they did 👀
I was just here editing this thing and I was like... if sanzu dies I wonder how grace wld feel then my mind went to kazu and mikey. Then I was like... what if all of grace's favs die...
I'm curious
dee.. this is so mean >:( i can’t give you proper answers for these because i refuse to thing about it and i like.. can’t put into words how i feel about shit so this is the best you’re gonna get 🗿
i think with kazutora ill be extremely shocked. like i don’t think it’ll happen at all so i will literally shit myself if he does because wakui has no reason do kill him off 🚶‍♀️ so yeah long story short i’ll probably be shocked because wtf my kazu does not deserve to die >:( and then cry my fuckin eyes out. i love kazutora so fucking much. but i also feel like his death will be more like a mentioned one rather than a scene itself yknow? like chifuyu will be like kazutora died 🤷‍♀️ n we don’t actually see so maybe that’ll spare me a few tears 🗿
mikey and haru… you’ll never see me again. like with kazutora i’ll recover after like 10 years idk. mikey and haru… ESPECIALLY MIKEY. i think i’ll just pass away along with them like…
i think harus death would be pretty sudden and it would be over with quickly like kakucho :/ idky i just do but yeah i would just.. not to be dramatic but i literally wouldn’t know what to do 😭 like i really can’t give you a proper answer for haru because i just don’t think about it and i’d probably just sit there and cry my eyes out like a fucking baby 🧍‍♀️ i love my haru so fucking much n he’s always been so lonely so i feel like he’d probably die a somewhat lonely death trying to save someone who doesn’t care as much about him :(( DEE IM GONNA PUT SAND IN YOUR BED FOR THIS
mikey… im so fr when i say i would like.. be affected on a level that i shouldn’t be 💀 like when i look at mikey i literally go “that’s me.” he was my first favourite character in the show and he holds a very special place in my heart so if he died i would literally just cry. like i wouldnt know what to do with myself at all 😭 but a small part of me would feel happy for him :/ he’s suffered mentally so much and he’s such a lonely character that i feel like he’d be better of living his life in the clouds with emma and shin n stuff :(( so yeah as much as i would be literally like.. devistated 💀 i would also be a little happy for him <3
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DUDE ITARU’S LINE THIS YEAR WAS SOOOOO SPOIL ME PLEASE VIBES i was screaming crying throwing up like WTF THATS JUST LIKE TSUZURUCHIPALACE’S FIC!!!! chikage’s line also took me the fuck out what do you MEANNN he said the moon was pretty (indirect poetic way of saying i love you) what do you MEAN he invited tsuzuru to go moon watching with specifically just the two of them…. like am i interrupting something…? do both of them have anything to say to tsuzuru….?
Trust. I've been thinking about the birthday lines all day 👁👁 Literally screamed seeing Itaru's line. I'm actually so, so, SOO happy that this year's line was so tender 😭 He sounds so serious and sincere! It was actually kinda surprising to me, but very much appreciated.
A JP tzit artist I follow on twt mentioned how in previous years Itaru was enthusiastic, almost jokingly saying such things about paying Tsuzuru back for taking care of him. But suddenly this year, it went from "playing teasing to a serious atmosphere". That's what makes it so good! They also said something along the lines of "exactly what kinds of things does Tsuzuru do for Itaru to feel so indebted to him to the point of apologizing?" which I thought was so funny.
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(tattooing this image into the wrinkles of my brain so i can hear it forever)
and thanks so much for thinking it was just like my fic omg!!! 😭😭 I thought the same, but it's so validating that someone else thought so too 💖💕💕 (also, bragging rights that my interpretation of them is retroactively supported by canon hehe 🤭)
Funny thing is that part of "Spoil Me, Please" was inspired by Itaru's line for Tsuzuru's bday in 2021, so this is a complete full circle moment for me....... I manifested this.
and Chikage's line is also 😳 Knowing Chikage, his use of such a romantic line is deliberate. Even if they just did a moon-based play, he totally knows what he's implying. Tsuzuru overthinking his words as we speak 👆 That sneaky guy... But maybe Tsuzuru's the sneaky one for having all these men whipped for him 🤨🤔
I talked about this way more than I thought I would, but... tzit/ittz got me in a chokehold. I can't not talk about it.
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