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hydrus101 · 2 months
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John: I am a fractured part of the king in yellow, a master deceiver and persuader, manipulator of mankind
Also John, trying to get Arthur to do anything: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO NEW YORK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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lazer-meme · 1 month
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eddie uses this on steve
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puppetmaster13u · 9 months
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Imagine a world where Batman and his family never joined the Justice League but like, both Wonder Woman and Superman know him.
They mention him idly sometimes and even despite not being there (that they know of) he's become the League's cryptid. No one knows who this hero is- Gotham sticks to itself, it's a shithole but it's their shithole- or where they are or anything??
Eventually rumors start going around between the heroes. Is the bat some sort of eldritch being? They overheard the big 2 say something about shadows and undead revival?? Their secret boyfriend? They heard them talk about kids???
It comes to a slight head when during a mind-controlled Superman rampage he gets tackled by a black blur and the next time they see him he's fine?? No mind control??? What?????
"Oh, Bats was passing by and is exasperated about me getting mind controlled again."
Supes that doesn't explain as much as you think it does-
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willgrahamscock · 1 year
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will graham making new accounts after a fight with hannibal trying to get unblocked:
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criiitter · 1 year
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traumatized bitch boy cheering up his sad angel bf
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moonpaw · 1 year
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Kaido: I can turn into a dragon and fire blasts of pure destruction. My body is hard as steel and it is almost impossible to put a scratch upon it
Big Mom: I can give things souls to create an instant army. I attack with fire and lightning and my hat can turn into a giant sword. My body is tough and it is extremely difficult to damage me
Shanks: My haki is powerful and my swordplay is only matched to Mihawks, the worlds greatest swordsman despite my only one arm
Blackbeard: I can nullify my opponents devil fruits and summon quakes as I please. I am the only person in the world with two powers and I am on the lookout for more powers to steal
Luffy: hehe punc,h :)
Buggy:  clown 👍
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teal-skull · 6 months
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Okay but like can we consider this for a moment:
- Käärijä takes a friend to be sort of a doubleganger of his.
- They nickname him Häärijä and he is on stage only for one song and then leaves. Never says nor sings anything. Just do a little dance and be confused on stage. Do some social media on the side.
- people REALLY start liking Häärijä. His stage presence grows. He starts getting his own fans.
- People like Häärijä so much that they make Häärijä merch
-?????!!!!!??
-Profit.
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deeloveskiss · 3 months
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this dudes only personality trait is serving cunt😒
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drawfee-quot3s · 2 months
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HOO do i know this owl
- nathan
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shadowhandss60 · 7 months
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Dorian: “You once asked where I stand on the line between killing to protect and killing for pleasure. I’ll stand on the other side of the line when I find your grandmother.”
“Would he have shown the same restraint today had he been the one to face her grandmother? Absolutely not.”
Manon and I:
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angelsaxis · 2 years
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Can you imagine being waymond and after imploring to your wife that she must be a kind person because you've just seen incredible violence and your daughter is trying to commit suicide by walking into a black hole shaped like a bagel, one way your wife follows your advice is to put a ball gag on a white man and start spanking him
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steve-needs-a-hug · 2 months
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Sokka (attempting to bond with another teenager): You're a leader, I'm a leader
Sokka: we should kiss maybe. idk
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manicplank · 13 days
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Noise: Hey, sexy lady. You come 'round here often?
Peppino: [flabbergasted] ... I-a fucking hate you.
Noise: Ahh, come on, baby, don't be like that.
Peppino: Get out of my restaurant.
Noise: WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!! YOU'RE A WHORE ANYWAYS!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE A NICE GUY LIKE ME!!!
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extrashortshorts · 19 days
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You blog has become a fever dream, in a good way.
... it's always been
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fanby-fckry · 3 months
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Favorite flavor of Blorbo: Flamboyant, dramatic, sing-songy, queer/queer coded man who is not the main character, but is convinced that if he latches onto the MC and throws himself at the plot hard enough, they won’t be able to get rid of him.
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