#AMEN BROTHER!

[beatle-07]

Yuri × Yuri

#amen brother! #(i stole that cheadle with the lilies pic but i don't remember from who i'm very sorry) #amane #canary #cheadle #gel #tokarine #morena #ramblings

[nibblelinephym]

"peter isnt transgender blah blah blah !!!" okay then explain this. checkmate atheists

#achilles rambles #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #team starkid #hes sooooo tboy of all time. to me <3 #just like his brother amen

[estrellami-1]

The Easiest Thing (I’ve Ever Done)

Had an idea. I don’t know if it’s anything, or if it makes any sense, but I like it. I hope y’all do too!

The camera’s shaky, moving from Eddie trying to place his phone down, making sure to keep his face in frame. “Baby,” he sings, looking off-camera. “Would you peel me an orange?”

A slight pause before, “Hypothetical or literal?”

Eddie blinks. “Uh. Literal?”

“How many do you want?”

Eddie gapes. “Just- just like that? No teasing? Nothing about me being capable? Nothing at all?”

“It’s an orange, babe. ‘S not like me carrying you out of-”

Eddie scrambles for his phone, and the video cuts off.

It picks up again later. They’re in the living room now, and Eddie’s filming Steve, who had just asked him a question. “Say it again.”

“Say-?”

“The question you just asked me. Ask me again.”

Steve gestures to the TV. “We just watched 50 First Dates, Eds, I don’t think it’s crazy of me to ask if you’d do that for me.”

“Stevie. Baby. Light of my life. Look me in my eyes and ask me again. But before you do, think about two years ago when you got a concussion and the resulting short-term amnesia.”

Steve closes his eyes and leans his head back with a groan. “I’m an idiot.”

“Are not,” Eddie says hotly, and the video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. It’s dark in the room, and Eddie’s got his finger to his lips, as if he’s telling the audience to be quiet. “Say that again, baby?”

Steve mumbles something unintelligible, then, “The elephant’s back.”

“Yeah? What’s it doing?”

The camera moves to focus on Steve’s face. He’s clearly still asleep, even as he frowns. “He’s proposing. ‘S my job.”

“Your job?”

“Mhm. ‘M gonna do it.” Another frown. “Screw you, elephant.”

The camera jumps to Eddie, who’s got a hand covering his mouth. The video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. Eddie’s in the same position as the first part of the video. There’s background sounds—rushing water and clanking porcelain—that means Steve’s washing dishes.

“I feel like you’re mad at me.”

The clanking stops. The water shuts off. “What?”

Eddie shrugs. “You’ve been kinda tense ever since I got home.”

“Baby,” Steve whispers. “No. No, I’m not mad at you. I’m so sorry I made you feel that way. I’ve just got a lot in my head right now.”

Eddie nods. “Can I help?”

Steve hums. “You can listen.”

Eddie smiles. “I can do that.”

“Okay, cool.” The water turns back on. “So I was talking to Robin earlier-”

The video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. They’re back on the couch, but this time Steve’s engrossed in a book, lips silently moving as he reads. “Baby.”

“Hm?”

“You mouth the words to yourself when you read.”

Steve flushes scarlet. “Shuddup.”

“No!” Eddie laughs. “No, I love it! It’s adorable!”

“You don’t.” He sniffs, but does nothing to hide the smile on his face. “It’s not.”

“It is,” Eddie argues back, camera jumping around as he shifts to sit up. “And I’ll prove it.”

“Yeah? How?”

“Uh. That part I don’t know yet. But I’ll figure it out!”

“Mhm.” Steve’s lips twitch up at the corners.

“I’m serious.”

“Mhm.”

“I love every part of you.”

Steve’s smile softens into something lovesick. “I know.”

“Especially the parts you don’t like.”

Steve groans and covers his face with the book, and Eddie chuckles as he turns the camera off.

The last time it picks up, Steve’s the one setting it up. “Babe?” He calls.

“Yeah?”

“Would you love me if I was a worm?”

“If you were a worm?”

“Yeah. Would you love me.”

Eddie walks into frame to grab Steve’s hands and hold them. “My darling,” he murmurs, “I fall more in love with you every day. It’s the easiest thing I’ve ever done and the easiest decision I’ll ever make. And I make it every day, I have for years now. If you were a worm, I’d build you the best little worm house. I’d do all the research and find out what you can eat, and I’d always have that. I’d learn to speak worm so I could talk to you.” He lifts one of Steve’s hands to his lips. “If you were a worm? Baby, I’d love you more than any worm’s ever been loved before.”

“Oh,” Steve squeaks.

Eddie presses a brief kiss to his lips before pulling away. “Why don’t you turn the camera off and come join me upstairs?”

Steve gapes even as he reaches for his phone. “You absolute asshole-”

“I meant every word, baby. Let me show you how much?”

Steve flounders, and the video cuts off for the last time.

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#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #modern au #fluff #everything’s beautiful and nothing hurts #amen #is it at all obvious this is supposed to be a TikTok vid? #please keep in mind I am not Cool or Hip to today’s happenings #my younger brother explained ‘rizz’ to me and I had an actual physical reaction #literally how do I tag this #starambles

[zer0point5ive]

lord please take away all of adam faulkner stanheights lawrence gordons amanda youngs alison and diana gordons daniel riggs allison kerrys lindsay perezs jill tucks steven sings david tapps daniel matthews brit stevensons mallicks lauras addisons jonas mateos gabrielas valentinas bretts corbetts lynns pain and suffering and give it to mark hoffman

#nd anyone else who may be applicable #thank you amen brother #saw #📹

[frieren]

Toei once again adding the gayest scenes possible to the anime

#zosan #one piece #its so funny i want to shake hands with whoever is responsible for this #i salute the fujioshi who's life mission is to push as much faggotry into the anime as feasibly possible amen brother #for the record im not a huge zosan shipper i just think its hilarious that toei keeps doing this #also the second i saw this i was like oh this did not happen in the manga and ran to reread the chapter to confirm it in fact did not

[clericofinfamy]

officially have breathed the same air as damian priest 🥹🖤💜

#I WAS LOWKEY SO CLOSE TO HIM?? #i wish he looked at me though… #i didn’t record before he left because i was holding out a card i wanted to give him #he didn’t look at me though even though my hand was fully extended holding his gift 😭 #my brother in christ #i got to witness his sweaty body with my own two eyes though #amen to that #sighs dreamily #wwe #wwe live #wwe raw #wwe london #the judgement day #SAINT GOES TO WWE LIVE!! #judgement day #finn balor #jd mcdonagh #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #damian priest

[k-martins]

I'm a little bored, so here's an unnecessary:

List Of Duos I'd Like To See Fight/Interact In JJK :D

Hiromi Higuruma and Nanami Kento (my two handsome men in suits! They would have been best friends if Gege was someone nice T-T)

Megumi Fushiguro and Nobara Kugisaki (UNFAIR WE DON'T HAVE THEM TWO FIGHTING TOGETHER!!!! IF NOBARA IS ALIVE, SHE NEEDS TO FIGHT MEGUMI AGAINST SOME KENJAKU SHIT)

Choso Kamo and Aoi Todo (YUJI'S BROTHERS FIGHTING TOGETHER FOR THEIR WELL-BEING!!!)

Yuta Okkotsu and Hakari Kinji (I SWEAR! These two need to fight together! The two strongest after Satoru Gojo need to battle together!!!!)

Suguru Geto and Megumi Fushiguro (shikigami/curse users who are not afraid to mix it up in battle, fierce when it comes to protecting the ones they love, they would have insane battle chemistry!!!!)

Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto (A flashback, new scene, filler, I don't make the rules. I just want to see what the two of them would be like fighting together T-T)

Megumi Fushiguro and Choso Kamo (YES!!!! CHOSO WOULD LOVE HIM, I'M SURE!!!! JUST LOOK AT THE WAY CHOSO PLAYS HIS HAND ON MEGUMI'S SHOULDER AND MEGUMI EASILY ACCEPTS IT)

Hiromi Higuruma and Nobara Kugisaki (THE KING AND PRINCESS OF HAMMERING!!!! THEY ARE AWESOME AS FATHER AND DAUGHTER!!!)

Yuta Okkotsu and Maki Zenin (I KNOW THEY ALREADY FIGHTED TOGETHER IN JJK 0 BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN NOW!!! I WANT TO SEE THEM KICKING MEAN ASS AND BEING AMAZING TOGETHER!!!)

In terms of interaction, the ones I most wanted to see were:

Tsumiki Fushiguro and Yuji Itadori (She would love him, no one can deny that. Gege, you took away the gold we could have had! Megumi deserved to see the two most important people in his life together!)

Hiromi Higuruma and Ieiri Shoko

Suguru Geto and Nanami Kento (It's so unfair that I didn't see them have more interactions besides that morgue scene)

Satoru Gojo and Hakari Kinji and Kirara Hoshi (I'm interested in how Satoru would be a teacher to his rebellious students)

Fumihiko Takaba and Ryoumen Sukuna (can't deny this would be funny)

#I only realized in this last chapter that Higuruma is so hot (he awakened heterosexual feelings in me) #I need to reread his scenes #Sukuna OG isn't bad either #Kashimo died AMEN #Seriously #I'm mad that Tsumiki didn't even get the chance to meet Yuji T-T #Choso and Tsumiki would have been the most adorable big brothers possible #Higuruma and Shoko are so well suited that I'm tempted to ship them #but Higuruma would also look good with Nanamin #ARGH!!! I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY AND KNOW EACH OTHER #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #suguru geto #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #tsumiki fushiguro #hiromi higuruma #nanami kento #ryoumen sukuna #maki zenin #aoi todo #yuta okkotsu #choso kamo #ieiri shoko #Fumihiko Takaba #kirara hoshi #hakari kinji

[divinebunnii]

grateful to have a pretty face and phat pussy

#amen brother #thoughts #bunni speaks

[acidicpenumbra]

two "ultimate" level douchebags

#shadfinite #infinadow #< they make me reaaaallt mad whys infinite so freak boy can we kill him #shadow the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedgehog #scraparts #infinite is only so big because all of these fucking guys are so tiny. so fucking tiny. bro doesnt even show his face half the time im goin #to give him 1 solid W in being over 3'3. #lord knows he fucking needs one #besides that i feel like jackal being taller than hedgehog makes sense #i dunno part of it is just me doing lineart before realizinf. im just making excuses but it looks better anyway Amen Ok back to your #regularly scheduled sonknux or something. ok thats a lie i only have one posf of them but my wips man #i kind of want to draw knuxouge next but dont expect anythinf because the second i have a specific thing in mind before i start drawing i #will not draw for the next six weeks #should probably do the sth fandom thing and draw that new sonic frontiers sonic but im not doinf that lest i lose my mind. amen brother #anyways whats up chat im eating a sandwich and considering hopping on splatty. replayed sonic 3 earlier did some team sonic racing #touched sonic forces which meant infinite was on my mind #seriously what is wrong eith these two #anyways anyways SHUT UP STOP TYPING SO GODDAMN MUCH ok #i havent played animal crossing new leaf in a week. oopsies #and thats the long ass rant in my tags done my bad

[boylikeanangel]

"you gotta move on, man. or you can blow your brains out. OR, we could just make some soup"

#amen brother ill drink to that!!!! #this show really targeted my personal love for and hyperfixation on making soup right now. #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers

[zombiecastiell]

personally i think dean should’ve said i love you to cas in purgatory in 15x9

shoulda woulda coulda

#destiel #dean winchester #castiel #spn #amen brother

[jeremygndr]

my weed smoking girlfriend and yes she smokes weed. does she smoke weed? yes, actually. you’re telling me she isn’t just smoking a cigarette, but a weed cigarette? it’s called a bunt.. not a weed cigarette.. and yes, it is a weed bunt. she smokes weed before we kiss (she is my girlfriend)

#jeremike #jeremichael #my art #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #t4t weed smoking queers amen brother

[meatexe]

its truly unfortunate tht motosports objectively have the sexiest gear n then u go into the comments n its just the most dogshit takes n commentary u have ever heard in ur life

#i liked a post of a guy doing the jerk off motion on his bike n then opened the comments n the first comment was like #‘hahah this is to all those ppl who told u to get vaxxed’ n the guy was like ‘amen brother’ #n its just like. alright #why did u have to do all tht

[penaltyboxboxbox]

not exactly an AU but I think lewis should get nipple piercings.

he SHOULD its insane that he hasnt gotten them already

#join me in the ranks brother amen #ask

[cemetery-baccanal]

give us lord our daily bread 🙏🙏

#STRAWBERRY SEBASTIAN IS FUCKING G O D TIER AMEN BROTHER I WANT TO EAT YOU WHOLE AND FIND A LITTLE GREEN WORM INSIDE YOU!!!!!! #he needs to put 17 years of Slay on his resume #i have SO many thoughts abt vol 32 ill shout them in a bit #BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY #H E #idk if baldo holding a knife to sebastian’s throat is spoilers but ill tag anyways #kuroshitsuji spoilers #black butler spoilers #sebastian michaelis

[blimbo-buddy]

Hate the binary that the lgbt+ community has created for non-binary people. That one "Not all non-binary people are hairless twink elves" post - however it went- is amazing and sums up how I feel about that stuff

#blimbo rambles #''Not all non-binary people are hairless twink elves'' amen brother I am hairy and not skinny #the post I mentioned talks more about how some nonbinary people are built like body builders or fat or super hairy or short or tall #or just whatever else. because there is no binary to being nonbinary