#5:03

[goldenpinof]

Dan and Phil saying things™

#dan and phil #daniel howell #danielhowell #amazingphil #phil lester #dystopia daily #dd 10 #my edits #okay. let's gooo #Viewers Pick Dan's Outfits #2:38 #3:56 #4:18 #5:03 #6:40 #7:28 #8:34 #8:44 #8:47 #13:08 #14:07 #14:09 #14:22 #14:57 #16:28 #18:37 #'unless it's a hot guy putting shit on my body. i don't mean that.' not so fast danny! let's unpack that #if there are spelling mistakes i'm sorry #but also not because i spent 4+ hours on this and redid 3 gifs already #the orange color is off on 3 gifs and i think i know why but it's almost uncontrollable so blame photoshop

[glimmerofawesome]

#caroline seger #fc rosengård #fc rosengard #fc rosengard v hammarby #april 29 2022 #5:03

[ectonurites]

i need to hunt Tom King for sport

#^ just finished reading WW issue 5. #'when i met you Diana [...] then i finally got it [...] and i became a princess girl' well actually Cassie became a 'princess girl' #~7 years after meeting Diana when Geoff Johns got his grubby paws on her in TT '03 so jot that down #grandpa max is god? i go to church now

[familyofpaladins]

Stupid sibling stuff

Raph knew they would be trying to figure out what he "messed up" and them going crazy trying to figure it out is the best kind of revenge hehe

(in the part where Leo walks in, Don and Mikey are trying to see if maybe Raph punched a hole in the wall and just put the bricks back)

#THIS TOOK SO LONG AAAAAA #me: oh i'll make a short silly comic! should only be like 5 panels max :D #12 PANELS LATER AND THAT'S COMBINING SOME OF THEM #i will say it helped me to figure out how to draw them lol #yeah i just stole a screenshot background from the show for that one panel lol #(probably technically not the correct lair but i don't care at this point) #where's splinter? idk maybe he's visiting the ancient one #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #03 raph #03 raphael #2003 raphael #tmnt raphael #03 donnie #2003 donatello #03 donatello #tmnt donatello #03 mikey #2003 Michelangelo #03 michelangelo #tmnt michelangelo #03 leo #2003 Leonardo #03 leonardo #tmnt leonardo #incorrect quotes #comic #famofpaladins draws

[tblsomedoodles]

Ever get so frustrated/overwhelmed/tired that your greatest wish is to flop, face first, onto the floor and just stay there?

Yeah, that.

#tmnt #tmnt 03 #my doodles #03 raph #03 mikey #yeah i'm raph rn #i just spent an entire extended weekend helping care for 2 under 10 yos #2 loud kids i swear i still hear despite them leaving 5 hours ago #if i could faceplant onto the floor for several hours without injuring myself #I would #instead i make raph do it #Which works just as well

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

False: So I was wondering... do you wanna- throws decapitated head on the floor -be Ren?

Iskall: Oh yes! OH YES!

#hermitcraft #a quote #falsesymmetry #Iskall85 #Falsesymmetry Hermitcraft season 10 episode 5 timestamp 8:03

[ambassador-saru]

T'rina gives Saru a plant for this new office in the federation headquarters

✨️🪴💓

#we love a good parallel #star trek discovery #doug jones #star trek #t'rina × saru #tara rosling #saru x t'rina #captain saru #saru #season 5 #disco 05×03 #discovery spoilers #plant couple #sarina

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

OP men reacting to seeing you wear a leather harness: Mihawk and King

Mihawk

Mihawk knew he liked harnesses before he met you, but he didn't know he liked them with clothes until he met you. He was consumed by lust and awe at the first sight of them paired with a button-up shirts you stole from him with a deep V-neck that nearly reached your stomach, a pair of black pants and black boots. It was like you stole the air straight from his lungs, and made him weak in the knees. Mihawk would be absolutely ravenous, like a madness had overtaken him. Drive him to get you alone for him to ravage, or to get you to remove them, so he can think clearly again. But Mihawk was mystified by the way they accented your beautify during pensive moments after intimacy late in the night. Such thought never failed to get him wanting another round, and he knew you'd never deny him.

King

King adores leather harness in any form, but when paired with a goth style and some fishnets will leave him drooling and begging on his knees for you to punish him. It doesn't matter if it's a body harness that accentuates your chest, or thigh harnesses that grip at the tender meat of your thighs and hips. He loves all of it, and it will always leave him dizzy with need when you wear them. King will even pay extra attention to the areas that have a harness. If you're wearing a harness that has O rings and straps, prepare for him to bite, lick, and suck over each of them. If you're wearing garters that clip into your underwear and a set of stockings, and give you that little roll of pudge at the top he will wear them like ear muffs as he runs his tongue over the seams of your panties, while nipping and sucking through the fabric. You'll never be sure if he's worshiping you or the accessory, but that'd be assuming he's capable of thoughts that complex. Because he'll be too drunk on you and his own submission to even think, he'll be just pure instinct and will do anything you tell him.

Coming Soon (5/03)

#one piece #one piece x reader #king the wildfire #king the conflagration #king the conflagration x reader #dracule mihawk #dracule mihawk x reader #from the depths of the dragon's hoard #tma original #5/03/23 #no beta we die like men

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Can someone animate Cucurucho vs Eye Observer but with the deadpan commentary by Philza

#its on around 5:03:30 from his nov 24 stream #liveblogging #mcyt #qsmp #philza #cucurucho

[bulbabutt]

so me n sibling finished rise rewatch with all the newfound turtle lore after our big tmnt media binge......... many feelings i wanna get out

firstable........ how anyone watched this show and didnt think those were the ninja turtles in purest form i will never understand. like you cannot deny any of these characters being the same characters but with new roles to fill. raph is the protector. mikey is the heart. leo is the strategist. donnie is the brain. it just created a new dynamic, but never strayed very far from what came before

second....... take the ninja turtles and just hammer home a story about generational trauma and healing from it, giving them strength from how much they love and trust each other.... you break my heart wide open i am crying

to me they are the best amalgamation of all the turtles who came before them like: silly and sweet like 87, they have this close familial understanding unconditional love like 03, and this overarching story of bringing a family back together like 12

started this watch of all turtle media because rise on its own felt so good, but having gone back and seen all the other pieces i was missing makes me appreciate what it was doing more, because i felt every other series and movie in this one in spirit, but with the ideals of the modern cartoon saying: hey kids, its okay to ask for help, youre not alone, your feelings matter, and the people around you should support you

and on top of that, obviously the most visually stunning version to date, utilizing years of lessons learned from western cartoons and anime, meshing together in breathtaking action, but also having the most hilariously snappy comedic animation that uses what seem like cheap movements of a frame to make every line of dialogue all the more hysterical, and having these very expressive characters be able to be very subtle in the touching emotional moments.

i genuinely love this show so much and i feel really stupid for not having watched it sooner, and the fact it is the shortest of all the shows that never got the chance to finish its story makes me so sad. but at least what story it did get to tell was beautiful.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #tmnt #thoughts #idk i have a lot of feelings about them and im sad people didnt give it a chance #and for the dumbest reasons too #listen to me when i tell you every other turtle show has had a weapon swap out and that that is the dumbest reason ive ever heard #bitches dont even know about 87 mikey and his grappling hook #or the 2 times in 03 they got new weapons #or the fact 12 mikey has a kusarigama #but really they made leo not a leader so they could make him a character on his own and he really does shine #im just sad he didnt get to finish his arc of becoming leader #anyway....yes i finally watched this show in the first place because i saw an amv of raph with surface pressure #and as a bitch with oldest sibling traumas i was like uh oh is this for me #and it was! #i dunno sorry for long post out of nowhere as someone whos been uh... no talky on internet for past.....5 years? #its just unearthed a want to be creative in me and i genuinely havent felt passion like that in all that time

[jtl-fics]

holy fox, I'm sorry! you know, i just won't read any kind of indication or direction to save my life…🙃 Math Nerd pretty please

WIP Wednesday - Closed (8/30/23) | Math Nerd AU

(Lol no worries - it usually is on offer just the rework is going to keep it off the docket for a bit.)

Aaron watched his brother as his brother watched Neil continue to coupons. Tongue back to sticking out as he made his way page by page looking at different things on offer. Neil asking Aaron occasionally if he had any interest in some of the items on sale.

Aaron felt himself relaxing despite his brother's obvious, to him at least, frustration. Neil was just so.... normal.

"Okay, I got my list and I am all coupon'd." Neil says putting the coupons into an envelope, "Thanks for agreeing to drive me to the supermarket. I really appreciate that Andrew." Neil says with a smile and Aaron's head snaps to look at his brother who is suddenly slamming his ice cream soup.

"You looked stupid on the bus last time." Andrew says rising to his feet.

#Math Nerd AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #Andreil #Aaron Minyard #Andrew Minyard #Neil Josten #Math Nerd - Stupid Sexy Josten - 03 #WIP Wednesday Ask Game #8-30-23 WIP Wednesday #18 #WIP Wednesday Catch-up #5/18

[goldenpinof]

Phil's "we've known each other our whole lives" AU

#fucked up things to say #oh and they are so bad at maths. 4 years gap. Phil would be 4 watching Dan's birth. i get why Dan said -5 though #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #my edits #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #dnpgames #parallels #Dan is leaving me #0:45 #Are Dan and Phil Connected? #16:03

[fandom-shit-i-like]

i finished tgcf book 4!!! i started it on march 13, and procrastinated reading it for one day because i don’t want the series to end haha

it really flew by, i love this series so much

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #tgcf novel #03/18/24 #ughhh i don’t want it to ever end #i have book 5 but then after that i’ll have to buy more #perhaps i should procrastinate after book 5

[atalante241]

Gotta give it to 2k3, the art style change gave them the possibility of changing the turtles designs up a bit and they took that and made them different heights, and then in BTTS they made them have different builds.

This also means that the turtles just didn’t grow that much during their grazy years before FF and BTTS, which when you think about it is kinda sad.

This also makes me think of SAINW (when don’t I), the older turtles were still the same height as Donny. It’s been 30 years and they hadn’t grown. And FF & BTTS show that the turtles still have growing left. This means that they probably weren’t getting enough nutrients or whatever, and also the huge amount of stress.

So in conclusion, I’m now sad about the 03 turtles. Again.

#they went 5 seasons without change #and the moment they got to calm down a bit they suddenly had growth spurts left snd right #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt 03 #tmnt ff #tmnt btts #leonardo #raphael #donatello #michelangelo

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

i'm done all my work for the day and my laptop is dead because my charger broke but it's cool because i have another one at home, where i could go, if i hadn't agreed to give some high school kid a tour of the lab "sometime after 5 today," like an IDIOT

#and my phone's at 29 percent battery ayyyyy #i'm so impossibly bored and it is 5:03 #me

[shouldbewriting]

Progress so far on my goal of watching every Hermit.

Well really more an excuse to make a spreadsheet, they are my love language.

#I've not gone in any particular order as I'd probably have watched Impulse by now otherwise #Seeing all the perspectives has really added a lot to it this time #Hermitcraft #Hermitcraft 10 #spreadsheet #Accurate as of 00:28am 05/03 GMT #Doesn't include say Zedaph's .5 streams but I'm catching up there too where I can