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steddierecs · 8 months
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took you for a working boy by pukner
Word count: 43,823 (complete) / 6/6 Rating: M Trigger and content warnings: none
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"Do you--Harrington, do you know other gay people?" "One," Steve says, and then, after a moment, "and a half." "And a half?" Eddie boggles at him, "What does that mean?" "He's figuring it out!" says Steve, defensively, "Taking his time, y'know? Whatever, the point is. It's cool you're gay, man."
Eddie comes out to Steve, and Steve's heartbroken about it for some reason. Eddie thinks Steve's dating Robin. Everyone else thinks Steve and Eddie have been dating this whole time. Robin doesn't get paid enough for this shit.
Also, Hawkins has been cracked open like a badly-baked cake, and everyone's settled into the most mundane apocalypse possible. Eddie Munson starts a radio programme about it.
Meanwhile, Steve gets his nails painted, and outsources a crisis he isn't having.
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destielficsread · 5 days
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Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Canon Divergence - Season 13, Castiel Adopts A Cat, Dean Winchester is Bad at Feelings, Dean Winchester in Denial, Castiel's grace is damaged, Boys Being Awkward, Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester is So Done, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Smut, Frottage, POV Castiel (Supernatural), Dean/Cas Big Bang 2023 (Supernatural), DCBB23 Summary:
Castiel, angel of the Lord, has been saved by a cat. He didn’t intend to keep it. He didn’t mean for the green-eyed cat to work its way into his heart. It’s becoming a bit of a theme. Yet, here he is, smuggling a cat into the bunker.
Cas and Dean have been doing a dance for nine years—circling each other, one step forward, by one step back, changing direction, never getting closer, never too far apart. However, when you throw a cat into the mix, the next move becomes a lot harder to predict.
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haikyuu-library · 2 years
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hi! I'm looking for a fic that absolutely broke my heart a few years ago, it's a kagehina reincarnation AU across time. I remember them being knights, and later one of them was a music composer. if anyone could help me i would be eternally grateful!! thank you xx
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i'm glad you found the fic!! thank you so much for sharing, i just read it and it broke my heart too :') to anyone who might be interested as well, i'll link it below:
Forever and Always by talonyth
Completed | M | 29.2k
"You swear it's forever but how long is forever? A life time? Two? Maybe ten? Is it infinite? Will we forget each other? What about never meeting each other? What about killing each other? Dying for the other? Will we live through all that? Will we find each other every time? Will we be forever?"
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tothechaos · 2 months
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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calware · 26 days
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shoutout to lil hal
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datasoong47 · 4 months
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beardedmrbean · 2 months
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histrionicscribbler · 26 days
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gavamont · 5 months
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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princessmo · 6 months
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holyvirgilscriptures · 7 months
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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"
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steddierecs · 8 months
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count to thirty. breathe twice. repeat. by WingedQuill
Word count: 45,139 (incomplete) / 16/? Rating: M Trigger and content warnings: graphic depictions of violence, attempted murder, hospital recovery, trauma and PTSD
Summary: Billy Hargrove doesn't keep his promise to Max. He doesn't keep it in a pretty spectacular fashion, actually. Instead of staying away from her friends, he murders one of them.
Unfortunately for Billy, Hellfire meets right after basketball practice. And fortunately for Steve, Eddie knows CPR.
(Or: There is a clearly defined set of steps to keep someone's heart beating. There's no guide for the aftermath. Steve, Eddie, and everyone they love write one together.)
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destielficsread · 12 days
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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, John Winchester/Mary Winchester, Ellen Harvelle/Bobby Singer, Donna Hanscum/Jody Mills Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Mary Winchester, Ellen Harvelle, Bobby Singer, Donna Hanscum, Jody Mills, Jo Harvelle Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Castiel, Omega Dean Winchester, Romance, Comedy, Fluff, feel good fic, Meeting the Parents, Clumsy Castiel, Romantic Comedy, Smut, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Knotting, DCBB, Dean/Cas Big Bang 2023 (Supernatural) Summary:
Dean and Castiel have built a beautiful life together over the past five years, sharing a deep and unbreakable love. But as Dean's 30th birthday approaches, his traditional parents throw a curveball: they want to finally meet the elusive "Castiel" who has stolen their son's heart. Embracing the opportunity to make a good impression, Castiel eagerly agrees.
But there's one small hiccup: Castiel's clumsiness seems to have a knack for creating awkward situations wherever he goes. Nevertheless, undeterred by his tendency for mishaps, Castiel is fueled by his unwavering devotion to Dean and a genuine desire to win over his parents. He embarks on a weekend getaway, with the hope of placing a ring on Dean's finger as the ultimate birthday surprise.
Will his charm, albeit unconventional, be enough to win over his potential in-laws and secure their approval? Or will the weekend end with Dean's parents questioning their son's taste in Alphas? One thing’s for certain: this birthday weekend will be filled with laughter, love, and a few memorable mishaps that will be retold for years to come.
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haikyuu-library · 2 years
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in every version of reality by project_ecto
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In a stroke of misfortune, Oikawa gets struck by lightning. But instead of having Lichtenberg figures bloom across his skin, he finds himself with the ability to travel through space and time. And with every version of reality he travels to, one thing always remains the same: he’s in love with Iwaizumi Hajime.
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tothechaos · 3 months
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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calware · 1 year
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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