#1/30/23

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine learning how to always win disagreements with Shanks

During the middle of a battle

You: get your little ass inside the galley and lock the door

Uta: I'm not a child, I can fight just as well as the rest of you. *pushes a Marine overboard*

You: this isn't a place for a child!

Shanks: Look at her, she's fine.

Uta: *having the time of her life fighting and winning against full-grown marines*

You: *throws a marine overboard* Shanks!

Shanks: She's fine, I grew fighting like this too.

You: Really, but you're so well-adjusted.

Shanks: Exactly... wait, was that sarcasm?

You: of course it's sarcasm Shanks, every fight like this could cause her more trauma later in life.

Shanks: I think you're worrying too much.

You: no, you worry too little.

Benn: I swear to the gods if you two don't shut the fuck up, I will throw myself overboard!

Marine: *swings a sword down on you, but only manages to cut your shirt in half*

You: *shirt gets immediately blown open by the wind*

Uta: *loudly yells* boobies!

Everyone on the ship: *whips their head around to look at you*

Marine: I am so sorry, I meant to kill you not humiliate you.

You: how ignoble*knocks him out with a punch and faces Shanks* Uta. Galley. Now.

Shanks: *eyes locked on your exposed chest* Yeah

Uta: What!

Shanks: I dunno, what do you want me to do.

Uta: *grumbles as she stomps into the galley* men are so spineless.

A week later, docked at some port

You: Honey, I want to go to the aquarium when we're in town.

Uta: *gasps* me too, me too, I wanna go to the aquarium! *Starts yanking his hand*

Shanks: what do you want to go to the aquarium for? We live on a boat in the ocean, just go take a swim, you'll see plenty of fish for free.

Uta: it isn't just about seeing the fish it's about helping the fishies and other sea life.

Shanks: What?

You: The aquarium rescues and cares for injured sea creatures. By going to the aquarium we're supporting their rescue efforts. Plus this way she can see the fish and not get her hair wet.

Uta: very good point, seawater would damage my hair.

Shanks: I'm not paying for you to go to the aquarium, I will however buy you a swimming cap

Benn: *also wants to go to the aquarium, so he covers Uta's eyes, and yanks up your shirt* we're going to the aquarium.

Shanks: *too distracted to put up much of a fight* okay

Uta: *knows what's going on* are you really that whipped?

Shanks: you're not old enough to judge me at the moment, wait twelve years then get back to me.

You: I can sure as shit judge you, but I will be using this to my advantage to get my way.

Shanks: god I hope so... I mean oh no, think of the child.

Benn: fuck them kids

Uta: yeah, fuck them kids.

Benn: language.

Uta: sorry, fuck those children.

Benn: no

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#`one piece #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #red hair shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #shanks #akagami no shanks x reader #red hair shanks x reader #shanks x reader #from the depths of the dragon's hoard #tma original #1/30/23

[theswandragon]

Daily Poem 1/30/23

A glimpse into The secret soul A flower written Take root in seal

A peer inside The hidden heart A painting sung Displayed in hurt

A view within The mazed mind A dress hammered Worn light in mound

A sight to see Hindered here, where More mysteries

~Swan

#daily poetry #1/30/23 #poetry #this one has a lot of patterns hidden in it #curious what people can find #queued post

[the-same-three-ojiros]

#ojiro mashirao #my hero academia #ojiro #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #mashirao ojiro #1/30/23

[7ellmeyouloveme]

I always revert back to this ‘Who am I to think I could’ve had that/been happy like that’ mindset after a heartbreak, and I absolutely hate it.

#personal #words #thoughts #don’t mind me #mindset #who am I #to tHiNk #happy #heartbreak #hate it #sad #1/30/23 #Words you’ll never read

[blueboxbeagleart]

Draco

#hp #Pegasus Code au #Draco Malfoy #Black Family #Pegasus Code art #art #1/30/23

[queer-jew-writes]

I believe in ghosts

i believe in ghosts

in the moments I stand in-between my yard and the yard that used to be my great grandparents

new neighbors have moved in now and they're sweet enough

but that's where me and my brother rode our bikes

where my grandma's vegetable garden lived, not quite in her yard, not quite in theirs

where my great grandpa would sneak me snacks and peppermints before dinner

I think about the windows in the dining room sometimes

I believe in ghosts when the sun shines in just right

I believe in ghosts in the pictures albums

cheap printed pictures taken with my vtech camera of a beautiful white puppy

of our backyard

of that hole we dug one time in the summer and filled up with water

I believe in ghosts

in the tears in my journal pages

in the angry crying kid

in the half written memories

in the letter after letter after letter to my parents that never made it out of my room

I believe I ghosts in every dark corner

in every memory

in every flashback

I believe

I believe in ghosts because I am haunted

#cayden poetry #1/30/23

[hazelplaysgames]

uh. it ain’t February yet, Tyrogue. this ain’t even the game i wanted to hunt shinies in this year!

i got Catalog 100 in Splat 3 a few days ago, and i decided to get some prep stuff done for the monotype runs coming up, and... well, it’s a given since they look normal on the world map, but i wasn’t expecting this guy to pop up at me! no pokemon with status moves on this temporary team, i was pretty worried i’d actually miss catching him. thankfully, he cooperated about ball 20.

#video #pokemon #pokemon shield #1/30/23 #by prep stuff i mean ''literally grind up 75.000 Watts for a Fossilized Bird again.'' #this is before stepping in to Motostoke so technically it's even earlier than i did before. #i've always found it the rarest of the four fossils so i tend to feel it's warranted #afternoon update on this file: it's looking like one interesting file. i can't wait to play it.

[notabagofmoss]

#s20fe #plants #1/30/23

[scrmngtts]

I feel really shitty today..

Broke down twice..

I’m not sure if its because of my period plus stress from school or im just missing him so bad? Or could be all of the above?

Mainly stress from school..

But idk.. I feel like giving up..

#10:09pm #1/30/23

[art150dragott9]

Daily blog #2 laundry

#daily blog #1/30/23

[dashielvlup]

BRO, WHAT IN THE FUUU IS THIS!? [3 SCARY GAMES] (x)

#source #1/30/23 #dashiegames #dashiexp #2 or 3 scary games #gameplay #my gifs

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

They'll race each other forever...

{Two photos of Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc on the podium together, in P1 and P3 and in P1 and P2 respectively, taken nearly ten years exactly apart.}

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #edit so the dates are; 26-30/6/13 -> 2/7/23

[sneeb-canons]

The entirety of the events in CCCC take place over the 1 hour and 48 minute runtime of CCCC

They be speedrunning trauma

Headcanon #189

#chonny jash #submission #that one meme of “five minutes later. me & the bestie” thing #they start using a stopwatch or speedrun timer when they split #soul has a livesplit that just times how quickly they get to the next section of the loop #“wow only took 23 minutes for one of them to try and kill the other. that's like. 5 minutes less than our last run” #Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium speedrun (sub 1:30:00 any%)

[kat-and-their-cats]

Favourite Episode Masterlist

#tma #the magnus archives #tma poll #magpod #tma season 1 #tma season one #tma 21 #tma 22 #tma 23 #tma 24 #tma 25 #tma 26 #tma 27 #tma 28 #tma 29 #tma 30

[jtl-fics]

Maybe also a little bit of Pretty Boy? (if you feel like it) 🤍🙏

WIP Wednesday: 11-8-23 (Closed) | Dealer's Choice: Pretty Boy

He hits the lock button to turn off the alarm and resumes his self-appointed task of getting Neil back to the house in Columbia. He'd get Neil in the bathroom, wash the rest of the blood from his face, see how Neil felt about the possibility of some making out, and get him in to bed regardless of the answer.

He looks at Neil and it really is infuriating that Neil has the audacity to only be more handsome with a bit of dried blood. "Can't believe some good for nothing thug would hurt Neil's pretty face." Nicky says.

"Yes, my poor pretty face." Neil says with a snort.

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#FIC: PRetty Boy #AFTG #AFTG Fic #Andreil #11-8-23 WIP Wednesday #WIP Wednesday Ask Game #30 #Pretty Boy - Chapter 1 - 25

[jackienautism]

#laura kearney #ryan erzahler #kaitlyn ka #dylan lenivy #the quarry #(1/30/23) #gifs #mine #my gifs #supermassive games #my TQ tag #my laura tag #my ryan tag #my kaitlyn tag #TQ