#1 in 72 is some fucking BS
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On a date with my wife two days ago we decided to shoot for Toxic Springtrap and Mangle.
I dont have good luck with these but I think this is karma. Y'all remember me paying out the nose for William so I guess its like here have Ice Ballora.
My wife pulled Foxy so it wasn't a total loss.
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*Personal rant incoming so you’ve been warned*
So I just got a parking ticket for the first time since moving here and it’s for some utter bs. My school requires parking permits to park in certain places between certain hours and you can get one at the beginning of the school year for like 50 bucks and it’s first come first serve. It’s a bit annoying but it’s worth the convenience. So anyway I got mine and have been parking in the same spot, with the same car, and same pass, during the exact same hours since September. Now today, after like 5 months, they’ve decided that I deserve a parking ticket.
Why? Why all of sudden out of nowhere am I getting a ticket? I have a couple ideas. First idea is that it’s because i got a new paint job on my car like last week. Why wouldn’t they give me one last week then? IDK. Second, and most likely, is that my permit wasn’t hanging from my rear view mirror, it was however, taped to my windshield next to the inspection stickers. Why is officer #32 so blind? Could they not take two steps to the other side of the car to see my permit? Who knows but this isn’t even the most annoying thing…
I got home and called the phone number on the ticket to dispute it and got an automated robotic voice telling me to use their website. So I go to the website. I have to click through a dozen different buttons to finally get to a point where I have to find my ticket. I search my license plate, I search the number on the ticket, both get me nothing. Then I scrolled to the bottom of the website. “Tickets can not be disputed within the first 24 hours.” And “ It may take up to 72 hours for your ticket to be posted to the website”. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
The fine doubles if I don’t pay it within 5 business days and now you’re saying that I may not be able to dispute it for 3 whole days?! And a minimum of 1 day! This is all absolutely ridiculous since I can mail them a check or go to the office in person and pay with cash or check immediately. They want me to pay them immediately but the second that I want to dispute it they have to make it so difficult.
If you’re reading this for whatever reason and it’s been more than 24hrs since I posted it please tell me cause otherwise I will forget to go dispute this and then have to pay spine the normal fine. Rant over.
#this is absolutely fucked up#i’m so annoyed#parking tickets#fines#cars#rant post#sorry for the rant
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I saw your post on Hannibal fanfic; agreed lol. Any you highly recommend? Top 3?
Yes! I am totally your gal for fic recs. I've been going on a Hannibal fanfic binge for the past couple months and have created a spreadsheet to keep track of them all lol.
I couldn't narrow it down to 3 so here are just some of my top favorites. They are all pretty popular (for good reason) so if you've already read them and want some less obvious choices let me know! I've got 72 in my spreadsheet so I can keep you going for awhile lol.
Anything by emungere
My favorite from them include:
Consenting to Dream and it's sequel A Remedy for Love (basically a Sugar Daddy AU canon diverges early season 1) and Ladders (Hannibal breaks Will out of Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane in season 2a)
Each According to it's Kind by Chaparral_Crown (Canon divergent season 2a - Will gets out of the BSHCI and decides he's done with the FBI/Hannibal BS and fucks off to the Pacific Northwest with Winston and Buster. Filled such a strong sense of pining)
Gentler Means by stoic_swan (Season 1 canon divergent, Will stays for Hannibal's dinner party, Hannibal actually tells him about the encephalitis. Will still has a "Becoming" process but it's basically a lot less angsty. WARNING THIS IS INCOMPLETE BUT STILL REALLY GOOD)
Mizaru, Kikazaru, Iwazaru (Do No Evil) by orphan_account (AU where Will and Hannibal meeting younger in life in Florence and get together. Basically season 1, but they are already Murder Husbands)
This Dangerous Game by MissDisoriental (Jack the Ripper AU)
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How to say “I love you” without actually saying it - or 137 Milkovichy ways to say “I fuckin’ love Ian Clayton Gallagher”.
1. Kiss me, and I’ll cut your fucking tongue out.
2. I’ll meet you there in 20.
3. You say that again, I’ll rip your tongue out of your head.
4. Take your hand off the glass.
5. You wanna chit chat more or you wanna get on me?
6. Fuckin’ tough guy, huh?
7. Jesus Christ, you want us to spread a blanket out and look for shooting stars next?
8. Sorry, I gotta go kill your dad, but I’m doing a lot of people a favor, including you.
9. -I missed you- You did? -Yeah, man.-
10. So, uh, what you going down for, then, huh?
11. Don’t know what you see in that geriatric viagroid.
12. -You fuck anyone in there yet?- God, no. -Wise choice.-
13. Hey, my dad took my brothers on a run out of town for a couple days, so you wanna ditch that dump and crash at my place, you can.
14. Fuck you, is what you were invited to.
15. What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? I’m gonna chase after you like some bitch?
16. -Don’t.- Don’t what? -Just…-
17. -You seen him?- Why do you care? -Don’t.-
18. You heard from Gallagher?
19. Not fucking Frank. The other one, the redhead.
20. I like fucking carrot-tops, like, with the freckles and the pale skin and fucking alien-looking.
21. He in trouble? What kind of trouble?
22. You wearing cologne? -No. It’s Kenyatta’s perfume soap shit.-
23. I gotta take care of something important.
24. No, I’m not having fun. I spent the whole day looking for your coked-out ass.
25. You coming back?
26. I’ll do it.
27. Those fingers go anywhere near that cock, I’m gonna break every knuckle in your hand, all 15 of them.
28. Together.
29. That all you think he is? Some twink?
30. Probably best if you don’t, tough guy.
31. Of course we are.
32. You want me to go? -No, I don’t want you to go.-
33. I’m not lying to you.
34. Ian, what you and I have makes me free, not what these assholes know.
35. Well, good. Leave. What the hell do I care, bitch? Fuck.
36. Hey! Excuse me! Can I get everybody’s attention, please? I just want everybody here to know I’m fucking gay. A big old ‘mo. I just thought everybody should know that. You happy now?
37. Fuck you! Don’t worry about it! I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch! Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard, and I fucking like it.
38. You’re a fucking dick. Yeah, there. That’s what you get.
39. You love him? -Maybe. I don’t know.- Because he has a real penis? -Yeah, I guess.-
40. Rise and fucking shine, Cinderella.
41. Yo, sleepy-face.
42. Hey, you okay? Feeling sick or something?
43. All right, you want me to bring you back something to eat?
44. Ian, are you high? You take something?
45. Fuck’s wrong with him?
46. Before, he was fine. He was happy. He’s staying up all hours of the night, dancing, telling fucking jokes. He kicks my ass every day. I can’t keep up with him.
47. No, no, look. He– he’s low… We cheer him up.
48. What do you mean, hos– Like a psych ward? No fucking way! No fucking way! He’s staying here.
49. I can– I can take care of him. Okay? Let me take care of him until he’s better.
50. Don’t fucking tell me what’s impossible! We’re taking care of him here. You, me, us. His fucking family.
51. He’s not going to some fucking nut house. You hear me? He stays here. He’s staying with me.
52. I’ll be there. -Better be.-
53. All right. I guess I’m going with you.
54. She’ll send him to a fucking shrink. No. We fix this ourselves.
55. I came out for you, you piece of shit.
56. What’s your type? -Redhead.- I am downstairs. -Batshit crazy.- Check. -Packing 9 inches.-
57. I got to take you to a hospital, Ian.
58. I’m worried about you.
59. His partner. Lover? Family? You know?
60. At least he’ll be getting some kind of fucking help.
61. Relationship to the patient? -Sister.- -You?- -Uh, boyfriend.-
62. Hey. Sorry I’m late.
63. We gotta get you to a fucking clinic. Get some meds. Today.
64. Hey, it’s okay. It’s all right.
65. He’s not a fucking lab rat.
66. He’s got me.
67. Hey, Ian’s sleeping in there.
68. All right, breakfast of champs. We got your mood stabilizer, anti-psychotic, anti-depressant. Gatorade.
69. Shut the fuck up. Take the pills, bitch.
70. Hey, no caffeine on your meds.
71. Eat it. Take all those pills on an empty stomach and you’re going to have diarrhea real bad.
72. I didn’t know which Bs to get, so I just got all the fucking Bs. I got B-complex, super B-complex, B-12, B-6.
73. The hell happened to your hand?
74. Did a doctor take care of that?
75. You can’t go anywhere unless you get that looked at, man.
76. Your hand, man.
77. No, no. Look, you’re not supposed to drink on lithium. It makes your blood fucking toxic, and it gets you hammered in like two seconds flat. You can’t-
78. You look like a fucking wet rat.
79. We’re going on a date. -Fuck, yes, we are.-
80. Where the fuck are you?
81. Where the fuck you been?
82. You okay?
83. It means we take care of each other.
84. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
85. You look good.
86. Got a new tattoo. Did it myself. Hurt like a son of a bitch.
87. Been thinking about you. You ever think of me? Gonna wait for me?
88. Will you? Wait?
89. You like the high school bleachers? Our spot, man.
90. Look, I’m, um I’m getting some new IDs, some cash, and heading to Mexico.- Wow. -You should come.-
91. Thought a lot about you inside. You’re under my skin, man. The fuck can I do? Hmm? Can I do?
92. Knew you’d come.
93. Come here.
94. I’m gonna see you again?
95. The fuck you looking at?
96. It’s what kept me going in the joint. The beach. Us.
97. Oh, check it out. Ian Gallagher putting his big boy pants on!
98. You never fucking visited me.
99. What am I leaving behind? My family? Who cares I never see those shitheads again. You had my back more than they ever did.
100. You ever think about me? When I was in the joint?
101. Fuck, I missed you.
102. What the fuck is that? I don’t want your fucking money! I want you to come with– me.
103. Don’t do this.
104. Fuck you, Gallagher.
105. I rolled on the cartel I was working for, and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up?
106. No, I just did it ‘cause it was the right thing.
107. Would you be fucking happy? -Yes, fuck, yes!-
108. I guess I need some advice. It’s about my partner, Ian.
109. You’re not throwing your fuckin’ parole for me. We need to get you the hell outta this shit-hole.
110. You don’t belong in here, Gallagher.
111. I shouldn’t have asked you to stay.
112. FaceTime your brother. See the baby.
113. You seen Ian?
114. About time, man. Your Panda Express is getting cold.
115. Eat your Szechuan beans.
116. Chill your fucking tits and eat your noodles, man.
117. Let’s get out of here, get some Pinkberry.
118. No. No. I’m not running. I need to protect him.
119. Jesus Christ. You proposing to me over fucking patty melts?
120. Fuck it. I do.
121. When you know, you know. You know?
122. No, just saying you don’t love me enough now. And that’s fine. It’s cool.
123. Jesus Christ, save the fucking speech, you pussy. I’ll marry you. Of course I’ll fucking marry you.
124. You must really love cock. -I definitely love one.-
125. You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, I’ll fuckin’ murder you.
126. Hey, I like the blue ones. -Yeah?-
127. You sure you still wanna go through with this? -Yes. Why?-
128. You’re a sneaky bastard.
129. -Take your meds?- Yes. -Good.-
130. The son of a bitch is never gonna let me be happy. He needs to die today.
131. Well, there’s plenty of strays wandering around the neighborhood. I’m sure we can pick one up for cheap.
132. Yeah, well, at least I don’t have to hide in a coffin till the sun goes down.
133. Damn straight, Gallagher.
134. I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish you till death do us part.
135. Good morning, Mr - Millagher?
136. You hungry?
137. You wanna go again? -Absolutely.-
#ok i'm pretty sure this was legit#sorry yall#i had to#i know you're definitely gonna read all through this#even though yall know every word by heart#we deserve this#shameless#shamelessus#gallavich#gallahitched#gallavich wedding#ian x mickey#mr gallavich#mr millagher#shameless 10x12#Ian Gallagher#mickey milkovich#Shameless season 1 to 10
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Trans Bakugou HC????
His first genuine smile happened after waking up from top surgery to see himself finally weightless after years of drowning. No one would ever forget how bright and alive he seemed as tears fell down his face in the hospital. Kirishima could have sworn to hearing a laugh slip through at one point, but of course that was denied.
Bakugou designed his hero suit to be a cross tank because he assumed his top surgery would have been done by then but sadly, kidnapping and hero bs got in the way. Now he has to wear sports bras under it until the appointment can be booked. Leaving him pissed and just slightly dysphoric out and about which helps aid his sour mood while training.
My poor boy Bakugou has D cups. Pray for him😔...No, but for real. The size of his unfortunate lumps caused a lot of dysphoria while wearing his hero suit. (Going back to the previous bullet) Because of their size, it was a lot harder to bind to satisfactory which led to a lot of methods being used until he just said fuck it and started weight lifting. (For those who don’t know, weight lifting turns breast tissue into muscle and some other cool pectoral shit. I know this because my Ma is a personal trainer.) It shrunk him down a few sizes while building muscle, giving the illusion of pecs so wearing a sports bra was bearable.
Bakugou went through many phases of figuring out who he wanted to be (that’s obvious but I’m not talking about gender wise) in terms of style and personality. He tried different types of styles until one stuck, now he looks like a gremlin in baggy clothes (on occasions). He also went through a makeup phase to try and darken his features.
When Bakugou is really dysphoric, he hunches over and grumbles a lot. Everyone usually stays away, discounting Midoriya and Kirishima. Them being the bravest and brightest always gang up on Bakugou to help bring his spirits and confidence up. Even let him get the anger out with a rough spar.
Bakugou changes in the bathroom of the locker room to avoid invasive eyes (Mineta) or is released 5 minutes early by his teachers to get a head start.
During his pre-top surgery days, Bakugou would wear a baggy shirt into the pool But practically avoided it altogether. The first person to really get him comfortable enough to uncross his arms in the pool, given that they somehow coaxed him in, was Kirishima.
Bakugou was never self conscious about his height, being visited by the height fairy during puberty but his hips and chest? Count them as life ruiners. Baby had so many dysphoria episodes in front of the mirror that he turned into an angry introvert.
T does a lot of shit to your body, one of those being heightening your aggression levels. If Bakugou was already slightly aggressive to begin with, his pleasancey took a nose dive after starting T.
Sigh, back on my KiriBaku bs but anyway. THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER CALL BAKUGOU MANLY WAS KIRISHIMA. AND THAT SHIT HIT DIFFERENTLY.
Uhmmm pro hero Bakuhou starting a fundraiser for trans kids and adults who are homeless, jobless (Aka struggling), in need of support or looking for others like them, searching for clarity, even protection. Bakugou is like the trans Jesus, that is all.
He literally hates what he feels like when someone points out that his mother and him look alike. Yeah, he fucking gets it but is there a need to point it out? Damn.
COMMITS himself to doing regular vocal excersises to lower his voice, even with T. His usual gruff tone is to mask the voice cracks he gets on the hormones, because that would be embarrassing.
When Bakugou got the call that he was going to get top surgery, he literally blew his phone up with so much excitment then burst into tears.
Showers suck- nuff said.
Midoriya was the first person to ever know about Bakugou being trans. So, he started bullying Midoriya into silence but soon realized the boy wouldn’t have uttered a word anyway and simply wanted to help and be there for him. Of course, Bakugou, being young and new to the life change, wanted everyone who had once known him as a girl to be gone. That meant he would try and remove Midoriya from his life for good but the green boy just kept on bouncing back. Imagine his surprise to know the one person with his secret would be attending high school with him. Shit got flipped.
All of the girls carry extra supplies for emergencies. Bakugou does too but sometimes a p*riod (I bleep because it can be a sensitive topic) just pops out of nowhere. It gets him frustrated and embarrassed whenever he isn’t prepared but the girls somehow always know the right timing to whisk him off to help or stealthily stuff some things into his pocket as they cross paths. It’s like a cartel of drugs but the girls are being true friends with pads in the end. Kirishima even got on the bandwagon and started carrying supplies for whoever may need it.
Bakugou refused to wear tampons, shit was a no go.
In the beginning, Bakugou would frequently steal one of the girl’s heating pads whenever the pain got unbearable. They hardly minded but Momo gifted him one as a present. He uses it all the time.
After he came out and became comfortable, Bakugou would joke about donating his lumps to the girls that bitched about being small chested. (We are looking at you Jirou). “Free unfortunate lumps for sale! I don’t want them, take the damn things!”, “Hey! Give me your chest, switch with me!”
Bakugou is a night dweller for many reasons. 1.) Time to not bind and give himself a break while doing stretches. 2.) snacks are Free real estate 3.) It’s easier to not bind while everyone isn’t there to witness him walking to relieve tension.
Bakugou once heard that frequent conception of coffee leads to a decrease in breast size by 0.3 cups. Bakugou ended up consuming so much that he stayed up for a total of 72 hours, almost overdosed, couldn’t sit still, finished everyone’s homework plus his own, deep cleaned the entire dorm and trained until he crashed. Now, he hates the taste of it but swears that his little shits shrunk a whole cup.
Imma say this loudly because it’s my favorite hc mostly because it’s what I do. BAKUGOU HATES WEARING LIGHT COLORS, THE BIGGEST FUCK NO GOS OUT TO WHITE SHIRTS. HE PREFERS TO WEAR DARK COLORS BECAUSE HIS BINDER IS BLACK. THE ONLY REASON HE WEARS HIS UNFORM, BEGRUDGINGLY, IS BECAUSE THE MATERIAL ISNT SEE THROUGH AND IT IS ALSO CRUMPLY. AKA, EASILY COVERS HIM UP BY GOING A SIZE UP.
His waist in snatched thanks to those bitch ass hips.
His first post surgery outfit was a very thin material white shirt because fuck yeah, get a view of his binder less chest under there!
Bakugou wears headphones while going about in public for a few reasons. 1.) He doesn’t like interacting with people and the headphones usually wards them off from bothering him. 2.) Loud music in his ears tends to tune out people misgendering him and transphobes being chucklefucks.
Bakugou got his respect to be called a guy from his family by blatantly ignoring anyone who called him by his deadman and/or used the wrong pronouns. “Bitch, suddenly I can’t hear. I don’t know who you think you are calling.”
Bakugou is very proud of any hair that grows on his body. (Sigh, take that how you wish). Literally prances around the UA grounds showing off even the tineiest hint of a beard, and raves over his growing leg hair.
Bakugou’s favorite movie is Mulan, fight me on that.
Bakugou’s life zeal is Be Trans Throw Hands
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Questions
* 1. To an extent, yeah. I can’t date somebody if I’m not at least attractive to them.
* 2. Depends on the person.
* 3. Nope.
* 4. Happily single and working on myself.
* 5. Nope.
* 6. Yes.
* 7. Obviously, it’s not hard.
* 8. I don’t have one.
* 9. Can vibe, likes the same music I do, and shares the same qualities and traits I want in a partner.
* 10. Nope.
* 11. Eventually, that’s an ultimate end goal.
* 12. Nope, I cut ties immediately if so.
* 13. Not really. I only get jealous when it’s warranted.
* 14. Ehhhh, not really.
* 15. One on my left ear.
* 16. Nope, but I plan to this year. Actually went to the tattoo shop last night as my best friend got his 1st LOL.
* 17. Yeah, I can fuck with PDA to an extent.
* 20. I shower twice every day.
* 21. I know some that do but they just aren’t for me lol.
* 22. Yeah refer to 21.
* 23. That’s easy af.
* 24. That would make me 30 years old, so I sure hope so LMAO.
* 25. When it happens, it’ll happen. It’s not a priority.
* 26. Yeah, but none of them meant it LOL.
* 27. No, but that would be hella sweet if they did.
* 28. Looooooool, yep..
* 29. Absolutely not.
* 30. No thanks.
* 31. Unfortunately yes.
* 32. Refer to 31’s answer.
* 33. No.
* 34. Yeah.
* 35. Yeah at a rave, AHAHAHA.
*36. Nah, but if I found somebody like her, it’d be nice.
* 37. Yeah, my last ex.. LMAO.
* 38. Of course.
* 39. Who hasn’t, let’s be honest.
* 40. Yes I have, multiple times.
* 41. Nope, in hella need of it though.
* 42. Few minutes top.
* 43. 3 years and 10 months.
* 44. I think like 9? But only 3 were considered truly serious to me.
* 45. I can’t remember that shit bruh, LOL.
* 46. Not as much as I’d like.
* 47. 25.
* 48. It would hurt, but I’d be genuinely happy for them and hope it works out.
* 49. The affection and wanting my attention for sure.
* 50. Hell no, I’d slam the door right away AHAHA.
* 51. My best friend, Kiefer. We would literally take a bullet for each other. Been through thick and thin for over 10 years with him.
* 52. Last person I could think of is is my last ex. She was just too toxic and I couldn’t allow my energy to be drained further.
* 53. Nah, but if they did.. I wouldn’t give a fuck honestly.
* 54. Both of my dogs that past away.
* 55. Too long, literally kdrama worthy AHAHA.
* 56. Way too much to think of. Only thing I can say is I get told I have a baby face soooo yeah.
* 57. Not worth my time saying anything to any of them lmao.
* 58. 1) Be loyal 2) Be honest 3) Be affectionate 4) Be there whenever I need it emotionally wise 5) Effort over talking.
* 59. My main picture or VSCO has dem selfies man.
* 60. Only like 2-4 year differences between them.
* 61. Their smile or the way they dress.
* 62. Grab my crotch in public while nobody’s looking AHAHAHA.
* 63. Dick goes into the pussy.
* 64. Shady ass shit like hiding things, and obviously shit like kissing somebody that’s not their partner.
* 65. I have way too many to pick lmao.
* 66. A steamy makeout session with hickies on my neck especially >>>>>>
* 67. Just having good vibes with a person who has their attention fixated on me.
* 68. Straight.
* 69. Bad hygiene, being a starfish, and not even moaning. Its the most driest kind of sex ever LMAO.
* 70. Lots of moaning, calling me shit like daddy, hickies, and of course digging nails in my back.
* 71. Ain’t gonna describe it, but it was with a girl I previously had a thing with. Ended up booty calling her, and yeah.. you know the rest HAHAHAHA.
* 72. Fuck me harder, choke me, cum for/on/over me or cum inside me, and daddy. Dirty talk >>>
* 73. Easy af, don’t take me granted and not make me feel like I’m just getting used for attention or money.
* 74. Mmm, probably being entitled to everything.
* 75. I really can’t recall the last time unfortunately lmao.
* 76. Surprised a previous girl I had a thing with by dropping her off dem Asian snacks and bubble tea without her knowing I was coming by, since she was stressed from school along with having her time of the month.
* 77. Anything more than 5 is too much for me.
* 78. Lol, that’s way too personal AHAHA.
* 79. Last ex, because some raunchy ass anon was sending her sexual shit and her responses made me felt like she entertained it. Glad that kind of shit is no longer in my life to deal with anymore.
* 80. At a rave two weeks ago, told my best friend “I love you, broooo” since I was hella buzzed LOL.
* 81. Dannie Riel, Donnah Pham and any of them hot ass ABG’s that reside in Australia or California 😂.
* 82. The tattoo artist last night.
* 83. An ex from 8th grade.
* 84. Because she was too toxic, I was way too good to her, and her apologies meant shit in the end, as she repeated the kind of BS that caused me to drop her in the first place. Second chances mean shit.
* 85. I’d had several and they all failed, so I’d rather not ever again.
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Payback is a bitch. Do them all.
“itAy thanks for curing my evening boredom
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I think it was my friend Elli during a service project or my friend when we went to the movies (we occasionally pretend we’re a couple when we go to the movies lmao)
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Shy. It was super hard to make friends during grade school. But if you put me with the right people I can be outgoing. 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My friend group tomorrow. I think we’re playing smash again? 4. Are you easy to get along with?
I think so? I have no idea tbh. I know I was a bitch when I was younger though. Hopefully I don’t put off those vibes now 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
The only time we interacted I was drunk so no lol. 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Tattooed, nerdy vibes, can make me laugh, nice eyes, idk I just like guys ok7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
HA. Nope. 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Romantically? or friendship? Also bold of you to assume whoever does these are straight. To answer, my friends who are all homies. 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends on the subject. I am always down to make sex jokes but don’t fucking tell me the shit you did with your SO the other night.10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I’m always down for deep convos tbh so I do this frequently. I think the last full length deep convo I had was with Jessica though? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“LMAO” to Joey bc I rick rolled his ass. Bitch apparently I’m always texting you? 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
According to spotify it’s: Alexander HamiltonGoodbye Yellow Brick Road (Sara Bareilles’ cover) When I Was Your Man (Aaron Tveit’s cover) The Greatest Show The number one song is one I don’t listen to any more so I’ll replace that with the song I’m listening to “How Far I’ll Go”
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
God yes. That’s the BEST feeling. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Not really miracles. But I do believe in luck in a sense 15. What good thing happened this summer?
My birthday. Going to Chicago. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure I’ll kiss my mirror again. Sorry y’all I don’t kiss and tell.17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Absolutely.18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
I have had so many I don’t remember my first crush. And I know for a fact I didn’t start talking to crushes till the middle of high school19. Do you like bubble baths?
No I hate baths. I think it’s gross. 20. Do you like your neighbors?
I like their dogs. Especially the beautiful pit I get to dog sit 21. What are you bad habits?
I get very nervous very easily. I’m unsure of myself. I’m also messy.22. Where would you like to travel?
New York and Europe 23. Do you have trust issues?
Who doesn’t? 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
When I go to sleep.25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
My stomach. 26. What do you do when you wake up?
Check my phone. It’s really bad. 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
Neither. I like my skin color even though I’m pale as fuck. 28. Who are you most comfortable around?
I’ll have to say my friends Yara and Josephine. Love all my other friends and no offense to y’all I’m just really self conscious 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
LMAO one basically did the other day. At least he regrets how he treated me. That’s some tea. 30. Do you ever want to get married?
Hell yeah. Am I currently ready for it? Hell naw. 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
She’s too long. I really want to cut her but that costs money. 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Chris Hemsworth and Anne Hathaway. Or Vanessa Hudgens33. Spell your name with your chin.
done. That was strange? 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
I did soccer for one season when I was 6. I spent most of the time playing with my hair. That was the end of my athletic career. 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV bc we have netflix and hulu 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Tons of times. It’s my brand. 37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I’ve been doing shitty mouth pops recently. I also start rambling about my day.38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
Someone that puts up with my bullshit 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
TJ Maxx. Ulta. Target. I don’t shop often. 40. What do you want to do after high school?
I’m outta that shit hole. Have been for 5 yrs. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Of course. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m listening fully and don’t really have anything to contribute yet. 43. Do you smile at strangers?
Working at a hotel has forced me to. I hate it. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS - the ocean freaks me out45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Needing to pee, hunger or work 46. What are you paranoid about?
EVERYTHING. Mainly the future tho 47. Have you ever been high?
Nah. Not opposed to it though. 48. Have you ever been drunk?
Yep. I get really touchy. It’s weird. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Stalk people’s social medias? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Grey 51. Ever wished you were someone else?
I wish I was Vanessa Hudgens. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I won’t write it here 53. Favourite makeup brand?
NYX. Cheap and good. 54. Favourite store?
Target 55. Favourite blog?
My own. 56. Favourite colour?
Pink or Green. Depends on the day.57. Favourite food?
Anything with pasta or rice 58. Last thing you ate?
pasta 59. First thing you ate this morning?
beef jerkey. I have weird cravings60. Ever won a competition? For what?
For being the world’s most emotional bitch 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Hell no. Stay in school kids. 62. Been arrested? For what?
Nope.63. Ever been in love?
Yep. Still don’t kiss and tell. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
I know I just said I don’t kiss and tell but this isn’t talking about the person. Wet. Gross. Sloppy as fuck. They were shit at kissing. 65. Are you hungry right now?
Nah. 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I have one tumblr friend. He’s a pal. 67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Twitter. I’ll make one for this blog soon. 69. Are you watching tv right now?
No I’m listening to Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson. 70. Names of your bestfriends?
Kim, Michelle, Jessica71. Craving something? What?
Nothing. 72. What colour are your towels?
Pink and green72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
It used to be two until I got a new giant pillow this week. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I have them. I don’t sleep with them. 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Four. I just counted. 75. Favourite animal?
Meerkats 76. What colour is your underwear?
Pink. 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Strawberry79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Grey and pink 80. What colour pants?
Dark grey and green - I’m in house clothes I don’t match 81. Favourite tv show?
Jane the Virgin 82. Favourite movie?
Hairspray 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Mean Girls. The second one was trash 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Bruce87. First person you talked to today?
Joey?88. Last person you talked to today?
Joey. What the hell. 89. Name a person you hate?
Hm they don’t need their name here90. Name a person you love?
My brother91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Someone from work 92. In a fight with someone?
Nah I don’t deal with that bs 93. How many sweatpants do you have?
None. I do leggings tho ( I think I have 7 or 8)94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
2 hoodies 95. Last movie you watched?
The Green Book96. Favourite actress?
Anne Hathaway? 97. Favourite actor?
Mark Hamill 98. Do you tan a lot?
I burn a lot. I’m pale99. Have any pets?
No 100. How are you feeling?
Alright. Kinda pumped bc my fav cover of Come Together came on (from the Justice League movie)101. Do you type fast?
Yes but this is still taking me a while to get through 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
Hell yeah. No tea is being spilled tho103. Can you spell well?
If I have a pen and paper I’m decent. 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
I miss some ppl yeah. Adulting sucks bc you can’t see everyone all the time105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Lol that was the only rebellious thing I would do in high school 106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Not that I know of? 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes I love horseback riding 108. What should you be doing?
Studying for the GRE109. Is something irritating you right now?
Boring drama stuff. I won’t go into details. I’ll get over it. 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Everyone has. 111. Do you have trust issues?
Sis you already asked this. Yes. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mom? I was crying bc I could fit into old shirts 113. What was your childhood nickname?
Family calls me Kari. Friends call me Rina114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yep. Last month. 115. Do you play the Wii?
We play Netflix on the wii116. Are you listening to music right now?
“I am Woman” by Jordan Sparks 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Only from a can. I hate soup. 118. Do you like Chinese food?
Fuck me up with crab rangoons 119. Favourite book?
Eragon120. Are you afraid of the dark?
I don’t like not being able to see. So sure. 121. Are you mean?
I’m a dick to those I care about. Sorry. 122. Is cheating ever okay?
Absolutely not. Dump their ass. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nope. 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in infatuation at first sight125. Do you believe in true love?
Not sure 126. Are you currently bored?
I was till I started this 127. What makes you happy?
anime, superheros, nerdy shit, music and makeup 128. Would you change your name?
No. I used to want to as a child. 129. What your zodiac sign?
Cancer. 130. Do you like subway?
No. It’s gross. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Politely decline132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Already answered. 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
“Yoko Ono, she got that Yoko OnoYou know that shit that made John Lennon go soloKnow that shit gotta be lethalIf that pussy broke up The Beatles” - Jay Z
Murder by Justin Timberlake (Featuring Jay Z)134. Can you count to one million?
I could. I don’t want to though.135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
Not sure. 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed. 137. How tall are you?
Five foot. Three inches. 138. Curly or Straight hair?
My hair is wavy. I like both.139. Brunette or Blonde?
I’m a brunette140. Summer or Winter?
summer141. Night or Day?
day 142. Favourite month?
october143. Are you a vegetarian?
nope but i’ve considered. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
dark chocolate. I’m old. 145. Tea or Coffee?
tea - coffee gives me the shits 146. Was today a good day?
It was decent. 147. Mars or Snickers?
Mars148. What’s your favourite quote?
“It’s not who we are underneath, it’s what we do that defines us.” - Batman Begins 149. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes and No150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)
GRE prep book “Directions:” It said more but my fingers hurt from typing all day.
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one thing you can say about this show, it’s a great endorsement for smoothies and condoms
Episode 5
Clip 1 - Meg loves smoothies and Shay loves Meg
I find the setup of what happened after bowling, at the concert, so weird. Like Meg apparently confronted Marlon about meeting with Abby, and he denied it. It seems like it would have been so awkward! Too much tension! Did he have an alibi? I guess you don’t want to waste expensive concert tickets but it’d be so hard to relax and have a good time with that hanging over your head.
I don’t care much about text etiquette or teenage formalities but Marlon could at least ask Meg to the dance in person considering what a dick he’s been lately.
Shay looks very pretty in this scene. I wonder if that glow in her cheeks is for Megan...
Shay reacting to the smoothie: “Is this a protein shake?” Adorable, but lmao, do you not know what a smoothie is? When meeting with your friend meglovessmoothies?
I looked up the restaurant where the smoothie is from and they have the $7 smoothies Marlon had mentioned. But they also have $3-5 smoothies so he’s a dumbass. Just don’t get the expensive shit.
But also, here are some of the $7 smoothies:
MAGIC CARPET RIDE: cherry, pistachio, tahini, sumac, himalayan salt, banana, coconut water
BUSINESS TIME: cold-brewed espresso, banana, peanut butter, raw local honey, cacao, rice milk
GOLDEN TICKET: banana, almond butter, dates, hemp milk, cinnamon, golden paste (turmeric, ginger, cardamom, cinnamon, coconut oil, black pepper, himalayan salt)
I don’t know about you but I would try the shit out of those wild-ass hipster smoothies.
“I was supposed to go over to Tyler’s house, but I ended up watching Netflix on my phone for like six hours.” That sounds like the best possible way to spend a Friday, Shay.
If they’re making Shay Isak, but with a crush on Meg instead of Marlon, how is it going to work if she rats out Meg? Because Isak had the crush on Jonas, he was hurting Jonas by breaking up their relationship but he wasn’t spreading gossip about him. If Shay leaks gossip about Meg, her crush, that’s pretty cruel. Is it going to play out a different way?
Shay does an Isak-worthy eye narrowing at one point.
The ending conversation is so cute and Meg’s “Hey bitch” is my favorite moment from her so far. I hope the two of them hung out all afternoon.
Clip 2 - oh god Kelsey no
The idea of Daniel snapping a picture of Kelsey’s virgin bed with a blood stain, as his idea of a trophy, makes me sick. Oh my God, why. Do The Youth do that these days??? And you know Grace being all, “I’m sure he wouldn’t do that,” is more to soothe Kelsey’s nerves rather than because she believes he is truly not capable of it.
I think Grace being all “let’s not talk about Daniel’s dick” is because she’s very careful about sex and body image due to her bad experiences, if she has Noora’s history.
“He’s probably sharing details about me.” Kelsey, you don’t want to hear what Daniel might be saying about you. It’s so sad that she probably sees this as a positive for her.
If I were Grace, I would be dragging Kelsey’s ass after school to get some emergency contraception. Plan B is at its most effective within 72 hours, which it still would have been when this clip aired; it’s less effective after 72 hours but it still works, and you can buy it over the counter.
Actually it is kind of weird that none of the versions of Skam have brought up the option of emergency contraception. Especially in this version since Grace seems quite informed and proactive about birth control.
“Wait … you didn’t use a condom?” “Well, I mean I brought it with me.” Holy shit, Kelsey, it’s not a talisman that wards off evil. You have to stick it on a dick for it to work.
Grace is the embodiment of that Shirley from Community gif. The lord is testing me.
At least Jo acknowledges that something could have gone wrong even if she’s glad it won’t interfere with their dance plans.
“Hi pretty” lacks some of the male entitlement of “Smile” but I appreciate Meg’s passive-aggressive response just the same.
In this and all versions, there’s something to be said about how boys expect girls to be cheerful for their benefit. Not just because they want their girlfriends to be legit happy, but because a smiling, nonstop happy girlfriend is easier to deal with than an upset girlfriend who might hold him accountable for his BS.
Goddammit, Daniel. Can Grace just punch this fucker in the balls already?
Look at his fucking sunglasses. What an asshole.
It’s kind of weird that Jo flirts so openly with Meg when any of her friends could be like hey, did you know this dude has a girlfriend? Or that someone has seen his “in a relationship” status on Facebook, or a picture of him and his girlfriend, etc.? But it’s a stretch in the original show, too. And I guess they didn’t care if he flirts with her if it comes with perks.
Clip 3 - Meg and Marlon fight again
You can just tell that Meg wishes she were shopping with her girls rather than having to deal with her mans.
Marlon don’t you dare try it with that Even Bech Næsheim cheek kiss and nose rub. I’m not saying Even owns the rights or anything, you’re just banned from doing it unless you can treat your SO with respect.
Megan looks like she flinched when Marlon rubs his nose on her arm.
I mean, Marlon is right in that I wouldn’t want my SO to have to call my parents to confirm my whereabouts, but that’s beside the point when he is lying out of his ass.
“I wish you could stop being so insecure all the time.” Oh fuck off. You put her down to her face not only when the two of you are alone but in front of your friends, who sometimes join in on teasing her, you belittle or dismiss her interests and activities, you bail on plans randomly, and you tell obvious lies. Even without the shady business with Abby, he’s doing so much to make her insecure just from the way he treats her and speaks to her.
Lmao, not to downplay the seriousness of this scene but their relationship is like every overdramatic teenage romance where the couple was always fighting in the halls on Monday and then making out against your locker on Tuesday. A constant cycle of arguments and OTT affection.
Him not getting off her car is so annoying and I would not have blamed her had she driven away the second he got down. Or even before that.
Do any of those other students not notice what’s going on with the screaming match? Or do they not care? Or are there a bunch of randos out of frame watching it go down?
I ended up glad they did the same technique as with Eva/Jonas of not hearing their conversation once he gets in the car, because really the words don’t even matter. It’s just a cycle of fighting and making up, lather, rinse, repeat. I like that they’re in the car which gives them a physical barrier and makes the audience feel more like outsiders. The music was pretty but kinda depressing and ominous which - yeah, sums it up.
Clip 4 - Is that the Fish Under the Sea Dance?
This musical performance is gorgeous but what school has the orchestra perform at a dance? Isn’t it unfair to the kids in orchestra that they can’t just enjoy the dance? Unless they only perform for part of the night.
Props to the singer and her fantastic mermaid scale dress, though.
I see you, Poonam. I wish they’d have more sporadic appearances from her. She had more of a distinct personality than the theater kids and seems less like she should totally fade into the background.
Can Marlon ever get his ass somewhere on time? He keeps running late or ditching her for important events.
I love Josefina’s light-up hair. Give us the tutorial on that.
Kelsey did not send Daniel nudes which is definitely for the best, not just to preserve her dignity, but because teens have gotten in legal trouble for sending explicit pictures of themselves. It’s a misdemeanor for minors in Texas.
Her justifications for Daniel not going with her to the dance are depressing, jeez. She seems like the youngest Vilde of them all.
“Everyone is here with friends so it would have been very weird” cue three boy-girl pairs walking into frame.
It’s more on the nose to have Marlon texting right as Zoya talks about if someone wants to be with you they’ll make time to be with you, rather than to have Zoya give her boy advice in a separate scene, but at least they made the connection.
Kelsey: “Zoya, I don’t know how much you know about boys and dating…” Kelsey, one episode earlier: “It was like he went down on me in my mouth.”
Zoya goes to fix the Kelsey situation, which is nice, because while the message was sorely needed, the delivery could have been a little kinder.
Despite being Kelsey’s BFF and being a great cheerleader for her awkward dancing, Jo doesn’t seem to know how to be there for Kelsey in this Daniel situation. She’s been egging it on and enjoying it secondhand while ignoring the warning signs.
Did they mean to have Megan wearing black and Abby in white, or was that just a coincidence?
Is Abby’s friend Natalie on nunchucks?
I wish Julie would direct Abby to play the role less like the snotty queen bee from a generic teen movie. I know Ingrid wasn’t always the nicest person but Abby seems like a textbook mean girl trope (maybe just because American media is over-saturated with those), and even knowing their history I don’t get how she and Megan could’ve been friends.
It’s not a high school dance until someone is crying outside the building and in the bathroom (which I’m guessing Kelsey has covered).
The reactions from the P-Chris fans hoping Jo would be a better guy this time around were pretty funny, no offense to any P-Chris fans. To be fair, he did seem to have more of a personalized approach to Megan, and I was kinda wondering if maybe Julie would swing more toward P-Jo/Meg this time around as a consolation prize for P-Chris/Eva not being endgame, but whoops, guess not.
I will give Penetrator Jo some credit, he does a decent job of seeming like a friendly, flirty, genuinely interested guy. By “some credit” I mean that were I an emotionally fraught teenage girl and not a TV viewer watching this scenario play out for the fifth time, I would probably fall for his caring and concerned schtick, not credit for him behaving this way, to be clear. Also while he’s laying it on thick, Megan clearly kisses him first.
Boy Jo revealed to be jackass with “why do you always lead me on like that” as if “don’t be a cocktease” in his first appearance wasn’t enough of a clue. Or you know, him having a girlfriend.
Not to mention adding “It’s real annoying” and then lurching into his happy boyfriend mode for Cleo without a hitch. This slick little shit.
This is random but with the aquatic theme of the dance, the first Cleo I thought of was Cleo the fish from Disney’s Pinocchio.
Jo all “We’re just talking” and being sure to add that Megan has a boyfriend. And hey babe, why don’t you have a girl-to-girl heart-to-heart with her? I’ll leave the two of you alone, see, I have nothing to hide, she doesn’t have anything incriminating to tell you.
I like the detail of Cleo calling Megan “Maggie” since it’s a reminder that yeah, she’s a stranger, this is a sweet but impersonal gesture, and there’s a lot she doesn’t know about the situation.
I know people have gotten on all the Evas for not going up to Vildes as they’re leaving the party (I think Italian Eva is the only one who talks to her), but I don’t think you can be too hard on Eva/Meg in this scenario. She’s thinking she’s been betrayed by her boyfriend and that her relationship is possibly over, the other dude who has been flirting with her has a girlfriend, and she just cheated. She’s too drained to deal with much else.
The moment of Meg and Marlon talking on their phones while looking at each other was pure cheesy teen drama and I kinda dug it. I didn’t care for the music choice, though - the song isn’t bad but it fit weirdly with the scene, like when Meg said, “My feet hurt,” and then the lyrics were immediately, “And it hurts like helllll,” lmao. Felt awkward.
Marlon has a lot to do to get on my good side but giving his ugly shoes to Meg and carrying her heels was a cute gesture.
Aha, Marlon was selling Adderall to Abby! Overall I think that’s a good change from him smoking weed as I’m pretty sure selling Adderall would have more severe consequences and it also fits with the theeeeeemes of pressure to succeed.
Also Meg seems surprised that Abby would use Adderall. This is far more incriminating to Abby as well, since she’s not just being a bystander to her brother’s weed transactions. Though probably nothing will come of that.
Meg being like “So you’re a drug dealer?” and Marlon being all, I’m not a drug dealer, I don’t hang out on street corners selling to random people - LMAO. Bro, you sell drugs, you’re a drug dealer. I think it’s probably an accurate teenage mindset, though. Middle-class white boy selling his prescription medicine to his classmates - doesn’t fit the shady connotations in his head, therefore can’t be a drug dealer.
So on the one hand, not to condone teenage drug dealing, but I can completely get how selling your meds would be a more tempting and satisfying option to earn some cash rather than say, getting a minimum wage job at McDonald’s or something like that. You would make more money with much less time working. And I get that Marlon would want to have some financial independence from his parents. But I’m not a huge fan of Marlon’s motivation being just that his parents don’t understand his music. It’s not that I think it couldn’t happen, it’s that it seems like, well … a TV cliche? Maybe it’s just one of those things I’ve seen so much of in teen media, the kid who loves music/art/dance/acting/creative pursuit and the parents who want them to take a more stable path in life.
I kind of wish Marlon had a more topically relevant motivation for selling drugs. His family is struggling financially and he needs the money. College tuition is utterly ridiculous in this country so he’s trying to save up. I guess it doesn’t have to be that serious, but IDK. Like I said, feels a bit cliche.
General Comments:
This week’s best Facebook comment:
American culture truly is having your soundcloud boyfriend dealing adderall
Also at least one person accidentally wrote “Marlon” as “Melon” and I find that hilarious. GET IT TOGETHER, MELON.
The whole shit with the Instagram influencers posting about Skam Austin is so obnoxious and fake. Remember when original Skam received little to no traditional promotion because nothing word turn off teenagers than their parents telling them about this new show that was out? The stuff with the influencers is completely opposed to that strategy. It’s an inauthentic approach when Skam’s appeal lies heavily in its authenticity.
There’s also something to be said about whether this show is reaching teenagers, because quite a few of the newbies appear to be older, but that was inevitable considering Facebook’s losing teenage users and skewing older.
They need to rein in Kelsey a bit. I think the actress has potential, but they’re making her seem like a character who should be on a bad Disney Channel or Nickelodeon sitcom accompanied by a laugh track, not a real person.
I love seeing the Skam Austin newbies ask where they can watch Skam and the OG stans rush in with 10,000 links.
They didn’t post anything on Saturday, not even texts. Are they going to go on hiatus? This is where the break was in the OG S1, plus it’s episode 5 out of a probable 10 (since they cut the cabin episode). I think it’d be a bad idea to take a break now since they don’t want to lose momentum.
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1-100 hoe
I hate you so much.
1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
Spotify for sure
3. what color are your eyes?
Ugly ass brown
6. describe your personality in 3 words or less
Really obnoxious
8. what kind of car do you drive? color?
I have a black 2013 Nissan Altima
9. where do you shop?
As much as I hate them, I do most of my shopping on Amazon. I’ve started using Thrift Books when I buy books, but I also want to start going to local bookstores since some have opened up nearby.
10. how would you describe your style?
The stereotypical person who listens exclusively to music on Bandcamp but doesn’t want to commit to buying clothes at Goodwill
11. favorite social media account
Tumblr but I’m kind of warming up to Twitter
13. any siblings?
Yeah I have an older sister
14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
I would say at this stage in my life I would like to live in Spain or Argentina. I’d really like to just be somewhere out of North America where I can speak Spanish all the time. I feel like it would be a nice change of pace
15. favorite snapchat filter?
I deleted snap like four months ago but I really liked the one that just hid all of your blemishes lmao
17. how many times a week do you shower?
Like 10-12 on average
18. favorite tv show?
Either Eric Andre or the Twilight Zone
19. shoe size?
16 which makes shopping for shoes impossible
20. how tall are you?
6′5″
21. sandals or sneakers?
Sneakers. I only wear sandals if I’m running somewhere for less than 30 minutes
22. do you go to the gym?
I kind of neglected that this semester but before that I was going about 5 days a week
24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
$5 lmao
25. what color socks are you wearing?
White
26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
Just two I don’t like having too many
27. do you have a job? what do you do?
Not rn I just finished up working as a research assistant and I’ll be applying for that position again this summer
28. how many friends do you have?
idk if I had to guess somewhere around 30 but I see about 10 of them weekly the rest kind of rotate in and out
29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?
This girl was going to sit down when I was in high school and I thought it would be funny to pull the chair out from under her. It was not particularly funny and it still haunts me because it was so unnecessarily mean
30. whats your favorite candle scent?
Fuck I don’t know what it’s called but when I’m home for the holidays my parents always burn this one candle that just reminds me of Christmas. Very cinnamon-y but also smells like pine needles
31. 3 favorite boy names
James, Antonio, David
32. 3 favorite girl names
Autumn, McKenzie, Maria
33. favorite actor?
I don’t think I watch enough movies to have a strong opinion on this one
34. favorite actress?
Same
35. who is your celebrity crush?
Shakira for sure
36. favorite movie?
I watch so few movies that my favorite movie is basically the last good movie I watched so I’d say Madeinusa. If we’re going for movies that are so bad that they’re awesome I’d say Bloodsport
37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
Yeah I love reading! I’d say it’s tied between The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway and 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
38. money or brains?
Brains for sure
39. do you have a nickname? what is it?
People used to call me Chief Keef all the time but I don’t have one anymore
40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
I think like when I was born was the only time lol
41. top 10 favorite songs
In no particular order:
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Sun Kil Moon - Pancho Villa
Algernon Cadwallader - Fun
American Football - Stay Home
Shakira - Se Quiere, Se Mata
Sun Kil Moon - Micheline
Sufjan Stevens - Impossible Soul
The Microphones - The Glow, Pt. 2
Frank Dominguez & Elena Burke - Imágenes
Sufjan Stevens - Romulus
42. do you take any medications daily?
Nah
43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
I’d say pretty oily I have to shower the moment I wake up because my hair looks like a mess from the oil
44. what is your biggest fear?
Heights
45. how many kids do you want?
If I decide I want kids, probably just one
46. whats your go to hair style?
I like to keep it pretty short and put some gel in it it’s pretty basic
47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
I live in an apartment right now but my parents’ house is kind of small compared to all my friends’ growing up.
48. who is your role model?
I try not to have a role model per se because every time I learn about famous people they disappoint me in one way or another. I had a lot of respect for Anthony Bourdain though
49. what was the last compliment you received?
My friend told me yesterday that I’ve made a lot of positive changes in my life this past month, which meant a lot to me
50. what was the last text you sent?
“Dead af” which is pretty par for the course
51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
I think I was 9 when I decided he didn’t exist. No one really confirmed or denied it until I was like 12
52. what is your dream car?
I used to say corvette but I can’t fit in one lol
53. opinion on smoking?
I can’t really get on a high horse about it because I smoke when I’m very drunk but I don’t enjoy the really strong smell of a smoker’s house
54. do you go to college?
Yeah! I’m studying history and Spanish and I should be graduating spring 2020
55. what is your dream job?
I want to be a professor and hopefully teach Latin American history
56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Since my indie folk days are behind me, suburbs for sure
57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No my hair seems to hate those so I have to bring my own shampoo when I go places
58. do you have freckles?
nah
59. do you smile for pictures?
Yeah I like my smile a lot so
60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
1629 according to my camera roll
61. have you ever peed in the woods?
Oh yeah absolutely
62. do you still watch cartoons?
I keep up with Steven Universe by force of habit but otherwise no
63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
McDonald’s. Wendy’s chicken nuggets are whack
64. Favorite dipping sauce?
Chick-Fil-A sauce
65. what do you wear to bed?
Basketball shorts
66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
I won this in-class one and they asked me to go to the school-wide one but I didn’t go
67. what are your hobbies?
Reading, writing, and learning languages mostly. I’d like to get more social hobbies at some point like get into playing pool but I haven’t gotten around to it
68. can you draw?
Oh hell no. I tried super hard up until like 7th grade and then I accepted fate
69. do you play an instrument?
I am trying to learn the banjo but I need to get more consistent
70. what was the last concert you saw?
I saw Fleet Foxes in March, which was an amazing show. I missed American Football in August which I’m still really upset about
71. tea or coffee?
Coffee, though I’d like to learn more about tea
72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
Dunkin Donuts just because it’s cheaper
73. do you want to get married?
Yeah I have a crippling fear of ending up alone lmao
74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
I don’t really have a crush but the girl I’m seeing’s initials are BS which is interesting to say the least
75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?
No but I probably should because my last name is bland af
76. what color looks best on you?
I think I look good in a deep purple
77. do you miss anyone right now?
Unfortunately yes but I’m getting over it slowly
78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed. I have this irrational fear that I will wake up and someone is watching me, but in all reality an unlocked door won’t stop them if that’s what it is going to come to
79. do you believe in ghosts?
Nah
80. what is your biggest pet peeve?
People who read, watch, or hear something slightly out of the ordinary and go “WOW I WONDER HOW MANY DRUGS THEY MUST HAVE BEEN ON TO COME UP WITH THAT”
81. last person you called`
My parents like two hours ago
82. favorite ice cream flavor?
Cookies and cream
83. regular oreos or golden oreos?
Regular, I didn’t know people liked the golden ones
84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Rainbow
85. what shirt are you wearing?
A UCF football shirt! Go Knights
86. what is your phone background?
Salamovka at Night (Judy’s Window Lit) by Lois Dodd
87. are you outgoing or shy?
Very outgoing lol
88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
Ugh I love it so much
89. do you like your neighbors?
Never talked to em but they’re quiet so I can’t complain
90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Yeah before bed and after my shower
91. have you ever been high?
Many times
92. have you ever been drunk?
Many times
93. last thing you ate?
I got a chicken tender sub at Publix!
94. favorite lyrics right now
Don’t leave home, again
If empathy takes energy
‘Cause everyone feels just like you
But that’s life, it’s so social
95. summer or winter?
Winter because I like when it’s a bit chillier, even though Florida does not get very cold. It’s been in the 40s and 50s this week which has been incredible and I wish we had more days like that.
96. day or night?
I like the night during summer and the day during winter.
97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate
98. favorite month?
October
99. what is your zodiac sign
Libra
100. who was the last person you cried in front of?
My ex-girlfriend about three years ago.
I still hate you for this.
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Rodeo and Juliet
Here is my play by play reaction to this movie.
1. So there is a girl named Juliet and she is moving to her grandfather’s ranch with her mom after his death.
2. She is pissed that she has to move, but then she meets this horse, Rodeo, apparently she had riding lessons in NYC but can’t saddle a horse.
3. Seriously, she just like throws it in the air with the strength of a 9 month old infant.
4. She makes friends with Nan, like who the fuck names their kid Nan? Anyway, she is the only black person in the whole town so far.
5. Nan takes her to a barn dance and introduces her little brother, so two black people so far. (this movie does not seem to accurately represent the beautiful diversity of our nation)
6. Some mean girls approach Nan and Juliet. They claim that Juliet’s outfit looks like, “a clearance rack at Chicos”.
7. Juliet is wearing like a black leather jacket and black jeans and black heels, I mean they aren’t Prada but the outfit isn’t bad.
8. Anyway, Juliet comes back with “I’ll let Lana del Rey know you said that next time I’m backstage at one of her concerts like last weekend” and, “Oh my mom’s friend Calvin designed this outfit, Calvin Klein.”
9. Super cringey so far and way too detailed for a comeback.
10. Some country boy approaches Juliet and she dips out of the way for another cowboy and pretends he is her date, this movie is so cliche so obviously they fall for each other. Not actually sure what his name is.
11. Meanwhile, Mom is at judge’s office looking for a will or statement entitling her to the ranch meanwhile some Billy Ray knock off comes in saying he has paper that entitles him to half of the ranch. Judge said it was never official.
12. We find out his name is Hugh and he was the grandpa’s right hand man.
13. A lot has happened and I cannot really follow but I guess the mom is now employed at the Judge’s office and is helping look for a will.
14. Juliet’s mom says to stay away from Loverboy since he is Hugh’s nephew and therefore the enemy.
15. Oh and btw Mom tells Juliet they have to sell the horse.
16. Juliet throws a fit and then learns of a barrel racing competition and thinks that if she and Rodeo win that she can’t sell him or the ranch.
17. Loverboy offers to teach her and says that she knows he’ll do anything for her, so their relationship is going hella fast, like it has only been 2 days.
18. Since Juliet is supposed to stay away from them she convinces her mom to let her ride Rodeo at Nan’s ranch
19. I suspect she’ll be riding Loverboy too, if ya catch my drift ;)
20. Training montage and searching for document montage begins.
21. Hugh and Loverboy have the same haircut and hat, little freaky.
22. Loverboy has a really pointy chin
23. Also horse is pretty little/scrawny for being a barrel racing horse
24. I have been informed by Ari (roommate) that Loverboy’s name is Monty.
25. So Juliet has been practicing for like 2 days and she’s already a god at the game
26. Definitely a hallmark movie due to the nature and quick, hard to follow plot and lack of diversity.
27. Wait! There are two more black people, a receptionist at the county clerks office and a dude in line. Ari: “still no asian people!”
28. Everyone drives really big, really shiny trucks
29. So some random dude with a weird beard shows up while mom is sweeping the driveway.
30. His name is bill Atterbury and he is looking for the grandpa, mom says he is not here and fails to mention that he is dead.
31. Okay now she mentions it all dramatic like.
32. Anyway, homeboy wants to buy the horse.
33. Oh and apparently mom is trying to get him to buy the land too.
34. This convo is going down like the opening to a cheesy 80′s porno (at least I am assuming so)
35. Ooh she invited him in for some lemonade..... and probably some sex too.
36. JK it is just really cheesy to invite a stranger in for lemonade.
37. The low visual quality and cheesy movie tropes make me honestly question if this is a hallmark movie or a bad 80′s porn.
38. Juliet is wearing some black off the shoulder shirt with big white lettering that says NYC with neon paint splatters.
39. It looks like it was purchased anywhere but NY, probably the juniors section of a SEARS department store.
40. Her hair keeps changing colors from dark brown to auburn, now she has a blonde streak in it.
41. Okay mom is now explaining her childhood in this small town.
42. Her mom died when she was 10 and her dad attached to her really hard, which seems normal since she is his only family left.
43. She was once in love with Hugh, engaged even, she liked the idea of being a rancher’s wife.
44. Then she fell in love with writing and ran off to New York, her dad and Hugh obviously did not approve.
45. Whatever she had with Hugh ended when she left and then she met Juliet’s dad and so on.
46. She admits that she really loved Hugh. Something tells me she still does and that they may get together again.
47. This entire movie I thought that Juliet took WRITING lessons in NYC but she was taking RIDING lessons in NYC, and apparently her grandpa paid for them.
48. This explains why she is so good at barrel racing, doesn’t explain why she can’t put a saddle on a horse.
49. Another off the shoulder top, what is up with this chick?!
50. Nan is always wearing a Canadian tuxedo ( Denim Jeans, Denim shirt, and Denim jacket)
51. Nan and Juliet are having girl talk and Nan is teasing Juliet for having a crush on Monty but like she’s already been on a date with him and kissed him so this shouldn’t really be a shock for Nan.
52. Monty takes Juliet to a tree grove on their horses and claims he has never taken anyone there before.
53. They kiss on horseback, as if this movie weren’t cliche enough
54. Why is Juliet always whispering in the horse’s ear like it understands english, it doesn’t.
55. WTF Nan is eating out of a feed bag with her hands, I don’t think it’s feed but that is still weird.
56. Mom shows up while everyone is practicing and Monty hides in the worst hiding spot imaginable, I expect nothing less from this movie.
57. Apparently it’s Christmas time??!?!?!?!
58. Nan pulls the whole flattery trope with the Mom to distract her and of course it works because this movie is cliche AF
59. Hugh drops off a wreath for someone.
60. Ohhh is it the mom, I wonder if he still has feels for her.
61. Ari : “It’s for Juliet” me: ewww gross.
62. Okay mom appears outside wearing some sort of hoodie/jean jacket that 2011 Justin Bieber would wear.
63. I was right. Hugh says some BS about how he always hoped she would come back.
64. Now he tries to convince her that the grandpa always wanted them to share the ranch.
65. Now they are calling each other out on their issues.
66. Alright back to Juliet and Rodeo, just brushing.
67. Mom has decorated a small office tree that doesn’t light up on top.
68. Oh mom has found a will saying that Mom and Hugh have to split the land. Something tells me she won’t mind as much.
69. Wait, mom finds out about Juliet and Monty and now she says she has to withdrawal from the competition because she lied. daughter says she lied too, about her past in this town.
70. Uh oh mom is selling the horse to Hugh.
71. obviously this isn’t the end of Juliet’s racing career.
72. Oh shoot Hugh is ranting about how the ranch and horse should go to someone who loves it as much as the grandpa did.
73. Mom spills the beans about the will.
74. Now they feel guilty for dragging the kids in when really they were just confused about themselves but really it isn’t that hard because they found the document so move on already.
75. Whoa, Hugh confesses that he went to NYC to find the mom when he heard she was getting married.
76. Cue the “ I never stopped loving you cliche”
77. They both talk about memories rushing back and all that jazz.
78. Of course, Hugh tips his hat back and they start making out.
79. EW! If they get married that would make Monty and Juliet Step-cousins that make-out.
80. Okay so it is competition day and mom and Hugh show up.
81. I don’t know why she is competing anymore because mom is probably not going to sell Rodeo and the ranch now that she and Hugh are together.
82. Monty and Juliet apologize for sneaking around but mom supports the relationship which is gross if they end up being step-cousins.
83. Wait, apparently the current champion is back when they thought she wasn’t competing.
84. Juliet rocks the first round. Cue competition montage. The announcer has a wicked mustache and then Juliet progresses to the finals. This horse is wildin’ and going fast now.
85. Nan is walking away and some slow-mo scene makes me think something bad is about to happen.
86. OMG! OMG! WAIT! I just noticed Monty is Hugh’s nephew, Monty-Hugh. Like Montague and then Juliet! Just like the Montague and Capulet family rivalry in Verona. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS SOONER!!!
87. I forget that the mom is a writer, she apparently knows what to write about now. Ari: “so she’s going to write about a fucking horse girl?!?”
88. She sets the record. Wait! she doesn’t win. she loses by .2 seconds against the resident champion.
89. I mean she still is keeping the horse and they do not need money for the ranch anymore since Hugh and mom are a thing, so nothing is at stake anymore.
90. Okay so Bill Atterbury from earlier comes up and offers Juliet and Rodeo $4000 and wants them to ride pro and wants Monty as a pro circuit trainer.
91. “ Y’all have a Merry Christmas”
92. All of a sudden it cuts to the ranch house where the mom is typing her paper in some bouji heels while Hugh attempts to light a fire.
93. The Judge has randomly shows up and asks if they have come to an agreement about the ranch.
94. They tell him they have, an agreement to be husband and wife.
95. I CALLED IT!!!
96. This relationship escalated really fast over the course of like 3 days
97. Monty and Juliet are back at the grove, which isn’t really a grove because there are only like 2 scrawny trees, but they just call it a grove.
98. Ewwww they are step-cousins now.
99. Now they are racing their horses at sunset.
100. Ari thinks the movie will fade out..... oh! oh! she is exactly right!
Overall, pretty odd movie. It was definitely a Hallmark movie. It was very hard to follow and a lot happened really fast. I’m still not sure if the central plot was the land dispute, horse racing, or forbidden love. The commentary that Ari and I provided was highly entertaining though.
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Thanks anon!! Thats my boredom cured for the evening
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I’m actually not confused right now, which is a bloody rarity. I suppose I could say I’m slightly confused about my gender, but I try not to think about that tbh
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Occasionally, though to be fair I’m never awake in the mornings atm lmao
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
On a rare occasion? No. All the time? Probably.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Fuck no lmao have you met people?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Umm...I was with my bf..
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Probably my mate from uni @bookdragonphoenix
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Instant break up. No excuses for that.
8: Are you close with your dad?
Hoo boi that’s complicated! It varies honestly, but more so than some people I guess
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Yeah
10: What are you listening to?
I’m listening to Ke$ha’s Die Young. It’s a tune okay?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Coke Cola (that is how you spell it right? Fuck im dumb). I live off it anyway tbh
12: Do you like hickeys?
Um, I like getting them but I get embarrased if some people see them lmfao
13: What time do you go to bed?
Like 12am? Usually about 2 hours after I’m tired enough to sleep smh
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Besides me? I guess a couple of people that are...distant friends and possibly a few family members, not to call anyone out
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
Well no lmao
16: Do you always answer your texts?
90% of them
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
I don’t know who I fell the hardest for. I don’t really recall past emotions that well.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Todayy
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
3 or 4 people yeah!
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Fuck me I don’t know. Probably ughhh can I fall asleep pls
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Nope. I havent even seen another human today lmao
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
To an extent, but it’s not always guaranteed unfortunately
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
Fuck no lmao
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
That depends on the definition of fix. If it solely relies on me doing things different, then no. But if it means someone else can themselves be fixed, sure.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Nah, wish I could though I feel like I need to
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Grey
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Not people I see anymore
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Don’t think so. I think people are just busy.
29: Do you have a best friend?
I have multiple
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Very :/
31: Who was your last call/text message from?
@oneshappyplace bc she loves it when i throw random shit her way and vice versa
32: Are you mad at anyone?
I mean besides the people I have long term issues with? Nah
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Haha yeah
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
20. Oh jeeeeesus christ that’s a scary fucking thought. Nope-ing away from that.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
8 months ish?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
I’m going away to quite a few places. There’s more I want to do but I don’t know if it will ever get organised.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Besides my bf, not good ones.
Edit: I completely forgot about one of my friends, yes I do
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Not intentionally. Idk. Don’t ask don’t tell I guess.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Yeah bc it aint anyones business
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
I don’t think so.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
To an extent. Massive age gaps are weird, especially if one of them is hella young
42: Are you available?
Nein
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
2
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Eyebrow piercing
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
I guess? I mean I probs couldn’t do that but I guess for others
46: Do you regret anything?
So fucking much omfg
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
How shit I am at communication. I’m really starting to get mad at myself and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
In a way, yeah
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
No
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I...am ig
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Yup
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Wow this is relentless with the kissing. Yah
53: What was the last thing you ate?
An orange
54: Did you get any compliments today?
Nope
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
Suffolk for latitude festival. How I ended up going there is a long story lmao
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
Tons of stuff I guess. I mean I’m wearing my ohio state tshirt haha
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
Girls
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
In the middle of england
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
Fucking hell, like 7 or 8 weeks ago when I came back to uni
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Who hasn’t?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Nah
62: Who do you text the most?
Probably @oneshappyplace or @apricot-el they get all my bs
63: What was the last movie you saw?
It’s called Chronicle, it was p good
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
Don’t fekkin ask that lmao! Hopefully the fact they’re happy and their ex is now miles away
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
Zero
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
Nein
67: Do you curse around your parents?
Yeah, much to their dislike
68: Are you happy with where you live?
Yeah, but I’m only here for 3 more weeks
69: Picture of yourself?
No chance. Just imagine stereotypical androgenous kid, but lanky af
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
Personally I prefer monogamy
71: Have you ever been dumped?
Um...I actually can’t remember
72: What do you most like about making out?
Feeling wanted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (sweet sweet depression and anxiety)
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
Nah
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
Strangely enough, me
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
I cannot seriously pick one part
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
You guessed it it’s @oneshappyplace
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
I mean I’m alone
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
Nope
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
Just cute unexpected gestures I suppose
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
I mean, maybe not currently but who knows if I was older
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
Yeah
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
Just my closest friends and the person I have a crush on *eye roll*
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
No
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
Years ago
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
I mean I’ve met them now but yes
86: How can I win your heart?
Be a kind, understanding human being with a damn good sense of humor
87: What is your astrological sign?
Libra
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Bothering friends lmao
89: Do you cook?
Occasionally. I used to a lot more but depression
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
Yeah, but it only ever seems to be me making the effort, so every time I’ve let them go again
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
see like all previous answers lol
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
Monogamous stuff
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
I honestly don’t know. I can never figure out my type, just, hotness lmao
94: Name four things that you wish you had!
Dopamine, money, the power to help others more...thats it thats all I want
95: Are you a player?
Nein
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
Nope
97: Are you a tease?
I can be but not in a cruel way
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
Two people and we’re still close
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
That’s a loaded question yikes. I dont know.
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
I mean I don’t know their tumblr but yh
101: Hugs or Kisses?
Both. I can’t choose. I’m bi.
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Probs idk
103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
....their face?
104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
Sure
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
Not until I knew wtf they were playing at
106: Do you flirt a lot?
I’m hopeless at it
107: Your last kiss?
Yesterday
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
I haven’t kissed that many people, full stop.
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
Yikes see 107
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
The bae tbh
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
I have a p good idea
112: Does someone like you currently?
I fekkin hope so
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
Yeah lmao
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Serious shit
115: Ever made out with just a friend?
Once when drunk
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship, for sure
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So after some encouragement from twitter, I’ve decided to write down my feelings about the Yusaku/Revolver rivalry, since their second duel is coming up, and I don’t have the highest exceptions in it, except that were bound to learn more about the Lost Incident, and Ignis.
Also to keep it fair I’ll be analyzing the past rivals only up to their second duel, with the exception of GX. That being said let’s dive in.
I’ll be basing rivals and their rivalries based off three points:
1. Their motivation to win.
2. Their effect on the protagonist, or vise versa.
3. Their threat as a rival.
Off the bat Revolver does hold for point three: he’s the leader of a terrorist group, however as a rival Revolver lost most of his treat, at least to me, after losing to Yusaku. Of course other rivals have as well, but I respect them more as a rival and character than Revolver. Let’s go over previous rivals.
To get the easy ones out of the way: Reiji and Kaito.
While both of their first duels against their protagonists ended inclusive, it’s very clear Reiji and Kaito would have both won their duel. Which is amazing considering protagonists is ygo are usually unbeatable. So their threat as a rival stands.
Not only that, their motivation which we learn well before their second duel against the protagonists is phenomenal: Reiji’s discover his father started an interdimensional war and wants to stop it, he’s a rival to Yuya to push him further to evolve him and his dueling so Yuya can become a powerful Lancer. Kaito wants to save his little brother who is suffering and gets off on pain now. He antagonizes Yuma and Astral because they hold the number cards that can save Haruto.
Finally, their effect on the protagonists. After Yuma and Astral’s duel the two are afraid, of losing and disappearing and I’m pretty sure after that Yuma goes to the Duel Temple, I may be mistaken. Yuya, learning other people can use Pendulum Summoning, shuts down once again and it takes a duel with Shuzo to pull out of it.
So both Kaito and Reiji are phenomenal rivals, the best if I might say.
And while both did win their duel against Yuma and Yuya the second time, those duels happen at later points (ep 72 (i think) and ep 51 of Zxl and A5 respectively) which is later than the presumably ep 34-36 range that the second duel of Yusaku and Revolver will take place, so these points were ignored will giving Kaito and Reiji their checks.
Next, Jack, since his first (on screen) duel with Yusei ended inclusive as well. However, according to Jack, Yusei would have won their duel had it continued.
So instead of effecting Yusei, the inclusive duel effects Jack and causes him to struggle and wonder if he is worthy of being King. So their rivalry passes the second check.
Now motivation, Jack’s motivation prior to their first is to find a better life than the shitty one he had in the satellite. He achieves this goal and vows to never look back. But when Yusei, his past, comes after him he strives to beat to prove that he’s better than Yusei, the satellite, that he’s better than garbage. So point one checks.
Point three for all the rivals from now one is gonna be iffy because they lose against the protagonist, and that to me, makes them not a threat. But for Jack, he didn’t technically lose, and as the final boss for the fortune cup and seeing his resolve to beat Yusei makes it hard to willingly want him to lose.
Next we have the interesting case of Manjoume, who sadly has never beaten Judai. Revolver has a good chance of being on this boat too considering than chances of Yusaku losing the duel with everything at stake is slim to none. But what makes Manjoume such a good rival in my book?
Let’s take a look at point two first: effect on protagonist or vise versa. Honestly, to me, Manjoume doesn’t make a difference on Judai, the only ones to do so are Ryou and Edo, but ho boy does Judai make an impact on him.
After losing his credibility from being defeated by a Osiris Red, Manjoume loses practically everything, favor from his teachers, his ‘friends’ and I’m pretty its at this point he loses respect from his brothers. So what does he do? He builds himself back up.
That episode where Manjoume is outside South Academy, looking for cards and climbing to the top has to be my favorite in season 1. Hell Judai was my favorite protag before Yuya came along and damn did I want him to lose so Manjoume’s efforts could pay off - point one checks out.
A well written ‘loser’ who may have never beaten his rival but damn do I want him to. 2/3 points to him, I understand why people would claim Ryou or Edo are Judai’s true rivals.
Finally we have Kaiba and Shark the two who lost their first duel against their rival, but won the rematch.
Now, only Shark actually won out of skill (granted season ones rules are bullshit), but I’m 80% sure Yuma was over confident in that match, I don’t remember. But lets look at the lead up to those duels since that’s where we are in Vr.
I’m gonna be honest and say I hated Kaiba for the longest time. He’s an asshole and at like six years old destroying someones property is the worst thing someone can do. But once Mokuba was introduced? I felt bad for the guy. HELL, he had to see Mokuba’s unmoving body - HIS ONLY FAMILY THAT LIKES AND HE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT.
Sadly I have to leave out the AMAZING second duel of their and what Kaiba does to be fair but I will say that point two checks out with Yugi after that duel.
But what about point three? Kaiba lost to Yugi before. HOWEVER, that won was practically bs as Yugi had managed to summon the one monster that legally causes automatic win, which was now lost. That win had nothing to do with either of their skills, just luck and what cards they happen to have. Without Exodia, Kaiba has a solid chance to defeat Yugi and with the title of World Champion (at least in the dub) Kaiba is very much a real threat. 2/3 points.
Now Shark. Shark is interesting in the fact he doesn’t have a point one at this moment in zxl, thats his entire arc. He doesn’t know what to do with himself so he turns to the thug life. This downward spiral started because he lost to Yuma. And Yuma was able to his journey to becoming a better duelist because of his first duel with Shark. Both influence each other greatly - just in opposite ways. Point two stays.
Now point three is very meh because with Astral’s help, Yuma can win probably easily but at this time in zxl Yuma and Astral relationship is...rocky with Yuma blatantly refusing Astral’s help. But seeing how Shark is even worse off than Yuma his threat as a rival doesn’t stick that well.
1/3 points however that’s intended in the story and Shark turns this around after their second duel.
Now how does Revolver stack up against the previous rivals?
I already stated he doesn’t have a threat as a rival and I mean it. ‘He has a powerful new card!’ Yea okay but....look what happens if Yusaku loses:
-Ema stays dead forever
-A bunch of other people will die
-Yusaku would have failed to protect the LINK VRAINS thus breaking his promise to that little boy and god forbid if a protag can’t keep a promise
-No more speed duels which is the series gimmick
-The actual end of the digital age thus no more duel besides table duels and no will watch episode of that
so I hardly doubt Yusaku will lose with all that’s at stake. At most Yusaku wins and Revolver somehow manages to take Ignis from his somehow.
So...no threat. In verse yes, but people watching? lmao hell no.
Point two, effects on the protagonist or vise versa.
....
I got nothing.
Besides getting information from one another (Yusaku learning more about the Lost Incident and Revolver discovering his one of the six kids) from their first duel to know they haven’t effected each other.
Yusaku didn’t stop the KoH, in fact more hooligans apparently joined based on the Another Incidents. No one in the KoH questioned Revolver’s authority despite losing to the guy who causing them the most problems.
The only thing that might pass is that Yusaku and Ignis’ relationship deepened but consider there’s a good chance Ignis is going to betray him I guess not. Oh and Firewall Dragon showed up, yea (not counting that as influencing since Yusaku could have potentially grab Firewall from any data storm).
So no point two.
Finally point one, what is Revolver’s reason for wanting to beat Yusaku?
Well that’s easy, he wants Ignis!
Why?
Because he’ll destroy the world as we know it!
How?
Uhhhh...
It is really worth putting society back to an era without technology?
Maybe...?
Yes, most likely we’ll learn the answers during the duel but that why I brought ulp the previous rivals. At this point, before any of the other rivals second duel against the protag we have learned:
Kaiba is dueling to save his little brother who’s soul was taken and has seen his lifeless body
Manjoume is dueling to get his respect back after we have seen him fall to the pits and valiantly brought himself back up
Jack is dueling to prove he is King, it’s his destiny, and that he’s more than satellite trash and he won’t go back there.
Shark doesn’t have purpose and Yuma has to throw himself out there to save Shark from ruining his own life.
Kaito is dueling to save his little brother who screams in terror and helps destroy an entire world.
Reiji is dueling to stop his father’s plan and to help bring peace back to the dimensions.
So while Revolver’s motives are noble, there’s not a lot of backbone to them. Does he feel guilty that his father’s project caused this? I know those professor people Faust and Ava did but does he?
I feel like I don’t know Revolver at all. I know about him, but I don’t know any of his emotions and that just makes him feel like a level boss for Yusaku to defeat, not his rival for the show.
So dude, for me of course, gets a soft 1/3.
So year here you go. I hope after this hyped up duel I’ll learn to like Revolver more cause haha he’s kinda disappointing to me atm.
#skitty rambles#vr damn it#sorry but had to get that off my chest#congrats if you read it all and I hope i made sense#and tell me if I made any grammar errors I'm very bad at everything
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answering every question by walden west
200: My crush’s name is:
I have a gf..
199: I was born in:
1776
198: I am really:
gay
197: My cellphone company is:
vodaphone
196: My eye color is:
Monika green
195: My shoe size is:
6
194: My ring size is:
idk
193: My height is:
5 foot 5
192: I am allergic to:
some soaps and asprin
191: My 1st car was:
never lol
190: My 1st job was:
professional weeb
189: Last book you read:
the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
by Mark Haddon
188: My bed is:
blue!
187: My pet:
a cat
186: My best friend:
see above
185: My favorite shampoo is:
pantenne
184: Xbox or ps3:
ps3
183: Piggy banks are:
cute but unnecessary
182: In my pockets:
a pound coin and some chocolate
181: On my calendar:
2nd January 2018
180: Marriage is:
dank
179: Spongebob can:
go fuck himself little twat
178: My mom:
is great<3
177: The last three songs I bought were?
I don’t buy songs lol
176: Last YouTube video watched:
comment awards
175: How many cousins do you have?
1st cousins: 4
2nd cousins:3
3rd cousins: 11
174: Do you have any siblings?
4
173: Are your parents divorced?
yup
172: Are you taller than your mom?
yup
171: Do you play an instrument?
nope lol
170: What did you do yesterday?
went to the beach
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
sure
168: Luck:
mathematically
167: Fate:
maybe
166: Yourself:
lol nope
165: Aliens:
could be but probably just like bacteria
164: Heaven:
nope
163: Hell:
nope
162: God:
nope
161: Horoscopes:
nope
160: Soul mates:
like intense love?
159: Ghosts:
eh nah
158: Gay Marriage:
yes dad
157: War:
nope
156: Orbs:
why
155: Magic:
uh
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
kisses
153: Drunk or High:
high
152: Phone or Online:
online
151: Red heads or Black haired:
black haired
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
brunettes149: Hot or cold:
hot
148: Summer or winter:
summer
147: Autumn or Spring:
autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
vanilla
145: Night or Day:
night
144: Oranges or Apples:
oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair:
curly(mine is straight)
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
burger king
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
white all the way!(that sounds wrong)
140: Mac or PC:
pc
139: Flip flops or high heals:
flip flops fall off
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
sweet and poor cuz i’m morally obliged to
137: Coke or Pepsi:
coke me up dad
136: Hillary or Obama:
obama
135: Burried or cremated:
cremated
134: Singing or Dancing:
singing
133: Coach or Chanel:
coach
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
idk who they are.
*googles them*
ok kate mcphee that taylor dude looks like that guy from bake off
131: Small town or Big city:
big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
im from the uk but target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
same difference
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast:
well in Britain the west is scummy af so east
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
christmas duh
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags:
diseny
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
i don’t know baseball lol
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War:
expensive and pretentious
121: George Bush:
idk was in the simpsons once
120: Gay Marriage:
yaaas
119: The presidential election:
a mess
118: Abortion:
pro choice
117: MySpace:
im not from 2009 thx
116: Reality TV:
trash! I watch REAL entertainment
( anime)
115: Parents:
they could have like not fed you so thanks i guess
114: Back stabbers:
ugh 113: Ebay:
helpful
112: Facebook:
mom
111: Work:
leads to productivity and self worth and stops me from starving
110: My Neighbors:
nice people
109: Gas Prices:
what is this gas you speak of? I only fill my car with petrol
108: Designer Clothes:
it costs more because it has somebody else’s name on it
107: College:
hard but yay
106: Sports:
no
105: My family:
seem like nice people
104: The future:
scares me
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
yesterday
102: Last time you ate:
about 20 hours ago
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
I live in a tiny town, I see every body I have ever met like every day
100: Cried in front of someone:
two days ago
99: Went to a movie theater:
like in July
98: Took a vacation:
October
97: Swam in a pool:
like in June
96: Changed a diaper:
a month ago
95: Got my nails done:
never whats nails idk
94: Went to a wedding:
2015
93: Broke a bone:
2015
92: Got a peircing:
lol never i am a soft boi
91: Broke the law:
a couple weeks ago
90: Texted:
like ten minuets ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
cats
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
the fridge
87: The last movie I saw:
the titanic
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
death
85: The thing i’m not looking forward to:
the end of the holidays
84: People call me:
gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
breathe
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
never i don’t drive
81: My zodiac sign is:
leo! (rawr)
80: The first person i talked to today was:
myself
79: First time you had a crush:
princess tiana
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
nobody lol
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
i was thinking about good morning vietnam
76: Right now I am talking to:
nobody
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
nevr speak to anybody again other than the pizza delivery guy
74: I have/will get a job:
crying professionally
73: Tomorrow:
I am going to paint my nails
72: Today:
literally did nothing
71: Next Summer:
sleep
70: Next Weekend:
cry
69: I have these pets:
a cat and a dog
68: The worst sound in the world:
my fucking voice
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
my sibling
66: People that make you happy:
my gf and keira nightly
65: Last time I cried:
two days ago
64: My friends are:
nobody lol
63: My computer is:
an acer windows 7
62: My School:
some Christian bs
61: My Car:
don’t got one
60: I lose all respect for people who:
are mean to others
59: The movie I cried at was:
none
58: Your hair color is:
brown
57: TV shows you watch:
the big bang theory, steven universe
56: Favorite web site:
tumblr
55: Your dream vacation:
month long festival
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
I had a really bad asthma attack
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
i’m a vegetarian
52: My room is:
a fucking mess
51: My favorite celebrity is:
me
50: Where would you like to be:
spain
49: Do you want children:
lol no
48: Ever been in love:
yes. my cat
47: Who’s your best friend:
nobody lol
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
girl cuz I'm a ladies man
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
coming home after ages
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
Alexander Hamilton so I can hug him
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
fuck no
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
nope
41: Have you pre-named your children:
i hate kids but of course I'd name them daddy and senpai
40: Last person I got mad at:
myself
39: I would like to move to:
new york
38: I wish I was a professional:
sugar daddy
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
Reese’s buttercups
36: Vehicle:
attack helecopter
35: President:
aLexANder hAmiLtOn amirite
34: State visited:
the solid state of matter
33: Cellphone provider:
Ajit pai
32: Athlete:
Jake Paul
31: Actor:
Jake Paul
30: Actress:
Jake Paul
29: Singer:
Jake Paul
28: Band:
steam powered giraffe
27: Clothing store:
ebay
26: Grocery store:
tesco
25: TV show:
black mirror
24: Movie:
Ferris Bueler’s day off
23: Website:
tumblr
22: Animal:
Totoro
21: Theme park:
Diseny land
20: Holiday:
Halloween
19: Sport to watch:
Quiddich
18: Sport to play:
professional nose nuzzleing competition
17: Magazine:
tube nooz
16: Book:
the portrait of markov
15: Day of the week:
saturday
14: Beach:
Benidorm
13: Concert attended:
Time travellers
12: Thing to cook:
anything Mexican
11: Food:
stir fry
10: Restaurant:
my kitchen
9: Radio station:
smooth
8: Yankee candle scent:
human flesh
7: Perfume:
unicorn kisses
6: Flower:
red roses
5: Color:
gold
4: Talk show host:
ellen
3: Comedian:
Russel Howars
2: Dog breed:
cats
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
fuck no
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thanks for tagging me @rnaxwellbeaumont !!
LAST…
[1] drink: water
[2] phone call: uhh i think my mom to ask what i should pick up from trader joes ???
[3] text message: “deadass vommed in my mouth” (v poetic) to my friend about her ex bf lmao
[4] song you listened to: drew barrymore by sza (a GODDESS)
[5] time you cried: a couple weeks ago when i found out my dog has cancer :(((
HAVE YOU EVER…
[6] dated someone twice: lol nope fuckkkk that
[7] been cheated on: not that ik of lmao
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: yup,,, one of his teeth fell out during it,, i wish i was kidding
[9] lost someone special: for sure
[10] been depressed: haha ! wow ! ...yeah
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: ...yes
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:
[12] purple
[13] red
[14] v into pastel orange rn idk
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
[15] made new friends: yep !
[16] fallen out of love: love ? i dont know her
[17] laughed until you cried: oh yeah
[18] found out someone was talking about you? i don’t think anyone can go thru hs w/out this happening to them ??? if so tell me ur ways
[19] met someone who changed you: kinda
[20] found out who your true friends are: YUP
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: adkladj my fb was made solely so my friend could stalk this dude we met in london and she didn’t wanna use hers so nah i don’t rly have fb
GENERAL…
[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: again it was only for stalking purposes i don’t thikn i have a profile pic even
[23] do you have any pets: oh god my family is wild,,, 2 dogs, a rabbit, a fish, and a fuckign bearded dragon named douglas
[24] do you want to change your name: so my real name is theadora, but i go by teddy ??? and lately i’ve been wondering like, is teddy a name that is respected in the adult world ??? should i switch to thea ???? but then i was like, nah bich, the adult world better step the fuck UP to respect the name teddy !!!!
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: my friends took me to a ny rangers game
[26] what time did you wake up: like 11 lmao
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: working on questions for the endless summer quiz !
[28] name something you cannot wait for: current pres to be out of office hockey szn uhh to see my friends tm they’ve been gone for so long :’) !!!
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: she just walked past me
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: so, so many things but prob mostly that i wasn’t so fuckign SHY as a kid and realized my worth earlier in life
[31] what are you listening to right now: my summer playlist x the washing machine spinning
[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: ????? prolly
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: the current president fake people l o l
[34] most visited website: recently tumblr & unif.com bc i love looking at things i’m too broke to buy l m a o
[35] moles: uhh like 5+ ???
[37] marks: freckles, moles, birthmark on my thigh, teeth marks where my brother bit my brother bit my arm when he was a mf BABY, scar on ankle from when my friend accidentally nicked me w his skate
[38] hair colour: light brown,, kinda looks like i have blonde ombre rn bc i’m growing out highlights that went...... overboard
[39] long or short hair: longggg
[40] do you have a crush on someone: fuck i wish i did
[41] what do you like about yourself? uhhhh prob my humor and also how i truly give no fucks
[42] piercings: two in each ear lobe
[43] blood type: lmao this is a mystery to both me and my parents
[44] nickname: teddy (obv), teds, daddy-o, my last name, petty teddy, i’m prob forgetting some
[45] relationship status: single
[46] zodiac sign: libra
[47] pronouns: she/her
[48] fav tv show: oh man,,,, parks & rec, the office, big little lies, the o.c. lmao, big brother (but not.. recently), brooklyn 99, and sooooo much trash reality tv bc i’m weak (espec foreign real housewives ???? don’t ask)
[49] tattoos: NOT YET but i want some,,, my papou (grandpa) deadass wants me to get a giant snake on my arm ???? but i want something small and deffo an exclamation point on my wrist or ankle
[50] right or left handed: right
FIRST…
[51] surgery: none
[52] piercing: my first lobe piercings when i was in i think fourth grade ???
[53] best friend: HAHAHA this snake who i met in kindergarten & called the police on me last summer,,,, good riddance !
[54] sport: basketball
[55] vacation: greece to be shown to my fam when i was 8 months old
[56] pair of trainers: oh man idk,,, prob some disney themed ones that lit up
RIGHT NOW…
[57] eating: chocolate
[58] drinking: water
[59] i’m about to: eat dinner & finish up the quiz prob
[60] listening to: faded by opia,,, good vibes
[61] waiting for: my laundry to be done
[62] want: CASH, food, to take a drive bc i’m Stressedt and driving calms me
[63] get married: only in choices for now bc im still young binch ! ,,,in like 10 yrs tho
[64] career: surviving as a student & picking up my parents bougie friends when they get drunk at the country club bc they don’t trust uber
WHICH IS BETTER…
[65] hugs or kisses: kisses
[66] lips or eyes: EYES
[67] shorter or taller: taller
[68] older or younger: older
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms,,,, i have a Thing
[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive
[72] hook up or relationship: rn just hook ups,,, i do not have the time or energy for a relationship
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: akl;djfl;a both... depends on the sitch/mood/amount of alcohol in me
HAVE YOU EVER…
[74] kissed a stranger? jklajsdl; yes
[75] drank hard liquor? yes
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? nah shout out to my 20/20 vision ay
[77] turned someone down: yeahhhh
[78] sex on first date? nah
[79] broken someone’s heart? don’t think so
[80] had your own heart broken? nah i’m a guarded ass bitch for a reason !
[81] been arrested? no (shoutout to the cops for recognizing that the formerly mentioned snake’s police report was total bs !)
[82] cried when someone died? for sure
[83] fallen for a friend: not rly
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
[84] yourself? ehhhhhhhhh
[85] miracles? sure
[86] love at first sight? nope
[87] santa claus? for fun
[88] kiss on the first date? sure
[89] angels? ye
OTHER…
[90] current best friend’s name: christina
[91] eye colour: green, but apparently they’re two diff colors ??? one is more blue ??? idk everyone says it but i don’t see it
[92] favourite movie: uhhh moonrise kingdom, saw baby driver recently and liked it,,,,, i can’t think of any rn
i tag:
@superpotato824 @purpledinosaur4ever and uhhh this is cheating but idk/can’t think of anyone’s url yet so uhh i tag whoever hasn’t done this and wants to !!
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Get to Know Me 1. What is you middle name? Matthew 2. How old are you? 21 3. When is your birthday? Oct 12 4. What is your zodiac sign? Libra sun, Gemini moon, Taurus rising, Scorpio Venus and idk the rest 5. What is your favorite color? Yellow! It's always varied but I love a soft warm yellow. Like the color the sun paints the world at sunset. Like crayolas dandelion crayon. WHICH BY THE WAY CRAYOLA IS FUCKIN RETIRING. THEY ARE GETTING RID OF MY FAVORITE COLOR. 6. What’s your lucky number? 3 7. Do you have any pets? My moms house has a lot but I don't live there any more? Are they really my pets? Idk man. 8. Where are you from? Greensboro nc 9. How tall are you? 5'10" 10. What shoe size are you? 10 in both men's and women's. Idk how it works I don't make the rules I just work here. 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? In the 20s probably. Maybe more. How many pairs do I wear on the everyday tho? Like two maybe. I'm terrible. 12. What was your last dream about? Honestly last one I remember I woke up with the distinct memory of eating out a trans guy. 13. What talents do you have? Knowing exactly where peoples belly buttons are, whistling like various birds, quoting movies, remembering useless info, coming up with ideas of things I'll never do, sleeping too much, not having motivation, puns and/or bad humor, being able to identify almost any color by its crayola name. 14. Are you psychic in any way? You're asking a witch. That's a loaded fucking question. 15. Favorite song? Nah. I got loads of playlists tho. 16. Favorite movie? BOI. Ok. Listen. Stardust The high school musicals Harry potters, also third specifically Moulin rouge Hocus pocus Thirteenth year Legally blonde Easy a Anna karennina Lion king Hercules Little mermaid Hunchback of notre dam Spy kids trilogy First three shreks but specially no2 How to train your dragon(1/2) Rise of the guardians Series of unfortunate events movie Sucker punch Weekend (2011) The new beauty and the beast movie Lord of the rings Indiana jones 17. Who would be your ideal partner? This is a strange question. Not what would they be like. But WHO ARE THEY. NAME NAMES. GO. honestly idk. If I knew who it was I'd be trying to sit on their lap right now. 18. Do you want children? Error 404 answer unknown. I could be good with kids. I love kids. But do I want to raise them? Idk. And I don't want to raise any unless I know for sure that I do. 19. Do you want a church wedding? What does this mean? I would never marry a church. 20. Are you religious? All religions are simultaneously true and false. Schroedingers religion 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes. Terrible asthma. Last big attack was on my thirteenth birthday. I had my first indoor swim meet at my high school and it was a small steamy space with hundreds of people so the air got supper thick and I had the worst attack ever. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope not do I plan to 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I've met Julie Taymor! Famous director who directed the lion king on broadway and across the universe! 24. Baths or showers? Showers for physical cleaning, baths for spiritual 25. What color socks are you wearing? I don't wear socks I fucking hate them the stifle my creativity bc I can't think with them on. 26. Have you ever been famous? One of my selfie photo sets has 19,000+ notes does that count? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Eh. I could handle it but that doesn't mean I want to 28. What type of music do you like? Musical, pop, indie/folk/americana, idk just whatever 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No. I get self conscious 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 normal full pillows, a star shaped pillow, a moon shape, and a sun. 31. What position do you usually sleep in? Side curl? 32. How big is your house? 2 bed one bath apartment that has a living room and a kitchen. That's it. The whole place. Very small. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Harris teeter brand clusters and oats cereal with honey or bagel with cream cheese 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah my dad taught me on his family's farm and my grandfather on my mothers side taught me some too. He loves hunting. 35. Have you ever tried archery? Ye with said grandfather. I didn't like it at the time but I love the idea of it now and want to again. I was pretty ok at it. Besides my terrible eyesight. 36. Favorite clean word? What the fuck is a clean word. 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck it's so vers 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? I pull all nighters all the time but never really more than 36 hours without a nap. 39. Do you have any scars? I'm sure I might somewhere but I can't really think of any 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I wish. Usually I am the one admiring secretly. 41. Are you a good liar? I'm a thespian. It's my literal job. 42. Are you a good judge of character? Loaded question? How the fuck would I know this? Who are you? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JIMMY 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? AGAIN. my literal job. 44. Do you have a strong accent? No. I actually have always been told o don't have one. Moms from New Jersey but grew up in the south. She doesn't have a thick one. 45. What is your favorite accent? ????? So many. Any U.K. Miami Cuban? It's specific but. Idk it's less about accents but I just love studying the way people talk. How they form vowels or little sayings they have. 46. What is your personality type? Enfp? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? I have no idea. I don't like to buy pricey clothing. I'm a goodwill hoe 48. Can you curl your tongue? Long ways sideways twist and clover! 49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie 50. Left or right handed? FUN STORY I was originally lefty but then my first grade teacher thought I was gonna be a gay witch so she made me switch. But lefty staid for everything besides writing. So batting golf all that. Writing texting jacking bowling is righty. So. Mostly right. 51. Are you scared of spiders? 4/10 52. Favorite food? *softly* don't 53. Favorite foreign food? I love food 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy af 55. Most used phrased? Changes weekly 56. Most used word? Changes daily 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? An hour with a shower? 30 without? 58. Do you have much of an ego? Huge 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suuuuck 60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly 61. Do you sing to yourself? ALL DAY EVERY DAY. 62. Are you a good singer? I AM passable but I'm not gonna win a Tony 63. Biggest Fear? Myself 64. Are you a gossip? Did you hear about Samantha and Jim? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Check above 66. Do you like long or short hair? On myself? Idfk. On men? Short 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Nope! Nor do I care. Fuck this place! (I can get most) 68. Favorite school subject? Transfiguration. Wait real school? Ok art, theatre, literature, science, marine biology was fun 69. Extrovert or Introvert? I need a balance of the two. Intro if I had to pick 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nah. Been snorkeling tho 71. What makes you nervous? Intrusive thoughts. Heights. Knives. Snakes and spiders. Fire. Mostly nervous I'll do something stupid and throw myself or my phone over the edge or into the flames. 72. Are you scared of the dark? Well I wasn't till you FUCKING MENTIONED IT. ASAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Most of the time 74. Are you ticklish? Yes but tickle and I'll rip off your pickle 75. Have you ever started a rumor? Started? No. continued? Religiously. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Often. I enjoy it. 77. Have you ever drank underage? Whaaaaaat????? Me????? No never. 78. Have you ever done drugs? Gasp 79. Who was your first real crush? Literally. Ok. Listen. Buddy. So many. Idk who was first. All were dumb. 80. How many piercings do you have? Just ears 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Ye 82. How fast can you type? Snail^2 83. How fast can you run? Turtle^2 84. What color is your hair? Naturally dark brown. 85. What color is your eyes? Dark green and orange. 86. What are you allergic to? Medicines some type of cat/dog/fur 87. Do you keep a journal? A book of shadows but not a journal 88. What do your parents do? Dads a muggle. Mams a witch. Bitofanastyshockwhenhefoundout Honestly I'm tired and don't wanna explain 89. Do you like your age? Age as in era of history??? Years in which I have personally traveled around the sun? 90. What makes you angry? Unfairness. My jealousy. Disrespect 91. Do you like your own name? Yeah I love it 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Nah 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Wtf is this gendered bs 94. What are you strengths? It's too late to have this crisis 95. What are your weaknesses? Seriously I'm tired 96. How did you get your name? I always forget 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Dads side had something 98. Do you have any scars? I already did this 99. Color of your bedspread? Gray 100. Color of your room? Between crayola jade and olive
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i was tagged by jill @santa-gayy (ty!!!)
rules: answer these 82 questions and tag 20 people (lmao no thanks)
last:
1. drink? pink lemonade
2. phone call? my mom
3. text message? hank
4. song you listened to? one day robots will cry - cobra starship
5. time you cried? today bc i hit a pole while trying to drive
have you ever:
6. dated someone twice? fam i haven’t even dated someone once
7. kissed someone and regretted it? haven’t kissed anyone so
8. been cheated on? lmao see 6 and take a guess
9. lost someone special? no
10. gotten drunk and thrown up? Listen the only alcohol i ever had was for communion in second grade
favorite colors:
11. navy
12. mint
13. cerulean
in the last year have you
14. made new friends? hell yeah and they’re lit
15. fallen out of love? i Thought i did but uh i played myself. but i wouldn’t really call it love
16. laughed until you cried? yeah
17. found out someone was talking about you? i dont think so
18. met someone who changed you? sorta?
19. found out who your friends are? eh not really? it’s not like i realized anyone was a Fake Friend
20. kissed someone on your facebook friend list? i have not kissed Anyone
general:
21. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? all of them
22. do you have any pets? yes! my dog, dina
23. do you want to change your name? eh not really
24. what did you do for your last birthday? have a sleepover w/ an ex-friend who hates me now :/
25. what time did you wake up? around 9:30
26. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping
27. name something you can’t wait for? …quitting marching band so i’ll have time for other things i enjoy. something happening sooner would be english and german class tomorrow. those classes make me actually look forward to school
28. when was the last time you saw your mom? ten minutes ago? i’m a minor i still live at home
29. what are you listening to? currently, the double dare album from waterparks
30. have you ever talked to a person named tom? not that i can remember
31. something that is getting on your nerves? marching band practice 3 times a week when there’s stuff i’d rather be doing
32. most visited website? no clue
33. hair color? blonde
34. long or short hair? long-ish? it’s a bit past my shoulders?
35. do you have a crush on someone? oh boy i wish i didn’t
36. what do you like about yourself? good question
37. piercings? no but my friends are trying to get me to pierce my ears
38. blood type? who knows
39. nickname? i dont think i have one?
40. relationship status? single
41. zodiac? libra
42. pronouns? she/her
43. favorite tv show? i haven’t watched a lot of tv recently. i guess parks & rec, the office, fargo, and american gods (i listed multiple but whatever ya know?)
44. tattoos? not yet
45. right or left handed? right
46. surgery? i don’t think so
47. sport? marching band
48. vacation? i wanna go to europe and nyc Real Bad
49. pair of trainers? i have some tennis shoes that idk the brand of and some year old converse
50. eating? i was eating sons pringles
51. drinking? apple juice
52. i’m about to: work on my german blitzkarten
53. waiting for? marching season to end (yeet if anyone in that band finds my blog i’m over)
54. want? stealing jill’s idea but gc revival
55. get married? idk man maybe later in life
56. career? i wanna be a clinical psychologist or actress but who knows
57. hugs or kisses? both are good. love to receive them one day
58. lips or eyes? both fuc
59. shorter or taller? idgaf about height
60. older or younger? hey yeah why’s this important
61. nice arms or nice stomach? arms
62. hook up or relationship? i’m like 5 years old leave me alone
63. troublemaker or hesitant? personally? i’m hesitant
have you ever
64. kissed a stranger? no
65. drank hard liquor? nope
66. lost glasses or contacts? not yet
67. turned someone down? see, to do this, someone would have to ask me out
68. had sex in the first date? to do this i’d have to go on a date
69. broken someone’s heart? i…hope not?
70. had your heart broken? no
71. been arrested? nah fam
72. cried when someone died? FUCK i was at hank’s house when carrie fisher died and i ALMOST cried but was like “no gotta hold myself together” so uh short answer - almost
73. fallen for a friend? for like two minutes one time. got over that bs real quick tho
do you believe in?
74. yourself? to an extent i guess
75. miracles? eh it’s just luck
76. love at first sight? not full out “love” but like a crush at first sight maybe
77. santa? no
78. kiss on the first date? sure
79. angels? no
other:
80. current best friend’s name: i don’t have One Friend who ranks above all the others i love most all of my friends equally
81. eye color: blue-ish
82. favorite movie: OH BOY there are a solid amount. i guess dead poets society is currently #1 tho
no clue who to tag so if you’re reading this please do it! & tag me so i can see it!
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