I do not recommend trying Cesar wet dog food in the beef recipe flavour. It does not taste good
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Gatekeeping Marilyn Monroe from men now
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YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL?
HAHA AS OF TODAY I AM ON THE LOOSE
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The Wayne kids have been kidnapped so often that they have a rating list of which rouges are the better kidnappers.
Steph- Everyone thinks Two-Face is a criminal genius, but he spent so much time fighting with himself that I was able to walk right out the door
Damian- Cobblepot is my personal favorite. Sometimes I let myself be taken just so I can return the favor with his henchbirds. I've nearly amassed my own flock. How he hasn't noticed yet is beyond me.
Tim- Riddler likes to watch the people trying to get me back fight with his riddles, so I'm usually locked up in a quiet, dark cell. Alone. For hours. It's great. He sometimes gives me blankets and pillows and I'm able to make a little fort and just sleep.
Dick, holding up his hand- Harley gave me a manicure and we hate watched reality shows until Ivy came home and made her release me
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fun fact that is actually kinda painful, you can bruise your eyeball and it really fucking hurts
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1 hour later:
Me on my emotional rollercoaster 🎢
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me: oh hehe hahaha remember how awful hetalia was? I wonder how much psychic damage I’ll take if I check through the tags.
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me: this is still terrible but is there even a way to make personified nations not shitty and terrible?
me: GENIUS LOCI
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Why Solomon doesn't like the ocean?
(Honestly, surprised that the answer Is behind an event Devilgram. Feels like something you would put in the Main Story, or at least on a card in a permanent gacha)
... He was prisioner in the ocean :( It makes me sad that everyone considers him so dangerous that they feel the need to trap him... Reminds me of the story about Solomon & Nightbringer in S2... Solomon Magic Is really destructive...
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finally managed to finish my hermit lineup! it took me hours upon hours but i think it was well worth it in the end :]
closeups under the cut
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