#*rolls eye*

[sukunasteeth]

Sukuna isn't "nice", like you say he is.

He just listens.

You tell him your favorite flower? You wake up to a bouquet of it sitting on the kitchen counter at least three times a month.

You tell him your car needs work done? He's underneath of it hours later, tinkering with it and scolding you for not checking your oil frequently enough.

You say you want to go to the expensive restaurant for dinner someday? Sukuna books the reservation, even if he has to save the money to do so.

You're hungry? He orders food, sometimes he asks what you want and sometimes he just knows.

You tell him you've had a bad day? You come home to a drawn bath and revitalizing touches from his soothing hands.

You hate when he leaves hickies where the others can see them? He leaves twice as many for them to notice. (You can't get everything you want, after all)

#jjk #sukuna x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #he rolls his eyes at your thank yous

[meyhew]

reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

#this has most definitely been done since the feature was rolled but eye havent seen it so <3 #polls #seedpost

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

[asavt]

Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...

#cotl #cult of the lamb #shamura cotl #cotl shamura #cotl ratau #ratau cotl #fan art #digital art #my art #I think of the idea that Ratau went into Silkcradle and tried to battle Shamura and lost. #I think like ''take out their leader so they are all helpless'' #it didn't work #lost an eye #was constantly chased by the other bishop's followers for attempting to #and now years later in his extended lifespan #a certain spider walks into his hut #mind not quite there #quite lost #and they play a game #and maybe they recognize him maybe not #maybe the anxiety of having a ex-god-now-demigod is overreacted and overthought #but for now he'll just roll his dice #and see why they were once called the god of wisdom and war

[loverboy-lover]

James Potter and Sirius Black

#this is so them i don’t even have to explain #regulus and remus are standing there rolling their eyes #marauders #jegulus #prongsfoot #marauders era #wolfstar #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #starchaser #dead gay wizards

[raebonnz]

happy lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lesbian week

#from a doodle req prompt i tweeted earlier. first 2 responses wer LIZZIE🙏😭 #was supposed to be a doodle. got lost in her eyes #sheso gorjus i cant stop staring at her #heyyyy girl…. #happy lesbian visibility week i see you #lizzie lafayette #elizabeth lafayette #captain lizzie #jrwi lizzie #jrwi riptide fanart #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #jrwishow #jrwi #jrwi podcast #just roll with it fanart #just roll with it riptide #jrwi show #just roll with it #fanart #digital art #digitalart #doodle #art #my art

[helpallthenamesaretakenblog]

i love how different percabeth is from different male lead narrated american middle school romances from the romantic point of view. usually, the male lead has a crush on the cold and kind of mean female protagonist cause she's pretty and not like the other girls.....she's pretty and not like the other girls....thats it oops. but annabeth and percy. annabeth fell first. even though she's cold and sassy too, she believed in percy. she saw the good in him and loved him for it. then percy fell. he didnt have to worry about whether annabeth would like a loser like him. yeah, he doubted why annabeth liked him once in a while, but it was a never a question of 'does she?' its healthy. and thats what makes rick riordan one of the best middle school authors ever thank you bye

#now i cannot read another middle school book without rolling my eyes at the romance anymore #richard free me from the chains of the standards youve set pls #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth chase #rick riordan #pjo fandom #percabeth #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #heroes of olympus #percy x annabeth #percy series #percy pjo #percy and annabeth #annabeth #perseus jackson #pjo books #chalice of the gods #hoo text post #percyjackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fic #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #hoo #rrverse #rr #rick riordanverse

[thefabledcannibals]

“Will and Hannibal aren’t in love/aren’t attracted to each other”

Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but Will busted from fantasizing about Hannibal’s stag form while having sex with a woman.

#bros eyes started rolling into the back of his head #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #will x hannibal #hannibal x will #stag man #mine

[kittanthalos]

GEN V S01E03 | #ThinkBrink

#gen v #genvedit #the boys #theboysedit #marie moreau #jordan li #cate dunlap #userbbelcher #dailyflicks #tvedit #televisiongifs #chewieblog #jaz sinclair #london thor #maddie phillips #jordan is a comedian #also marie chuckling and cate rolling her eyes... #i see u marie #and jordan's smile <3 #!mine

[nellyofthevalley]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #my astarion gifs #eye roll #eyeroll #astarion gifs

[yeahperfect]

"I know exactly the colour scheme of the back of that car now."

Oscar being the funniest man on the grid and being annoyed by the fireworks.

#oscar piastri #he is the funniest man on the grid #also the eye roll #love him #f1 #formula 1

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.

like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid

#wouldn't roll my eyes or check my phone or get bored or nothing #I'd just listen to that little dork & smile & encourage them & let them explain how their favorite gameboy games worked #i was the kind of kid my adult self would find annoying & uninteresting but like #most of the actual adults in my childhood felt that way too. including my dang parents. #and ya know sometimes they showed it. a lot of times without realizing it. and that messes a kid up #if you don't make an effort kids WILL recognize your disinterest and lack of attention. #kids deserve to have caregivers who show interest and engagement #even when it's over stuff that adults find boring. especially then maybe #your kid doesn't have to be fun or interesting or easy or well behaved to deserve positive attention #they deserve positive attention because they are YOUR KID #if love is unconditional then DISPLAYS of LOVE and AFFECTION must also be unconditional #not something that must be earned #telling your kid that you love them is not enough. that is step one out of like a thousand #if you just tell your kid you love them but you don't demonstrate affection and interest and patience and warmth and etcetera #your kid isn't gonna feel loved! I Love You will just become a trite phrase that they regard with mistrust! #bitch you gotta FOLLOW THROUGH

[thatcerealkiller]

Cuts, tears, and careful repairs…clearly no stranger to a needle and thread.

aka. Astarion is annoyed Tav doesn’t do healing potions and wants his surgical hand instead, wonderful art by @littleskrib thank you 🔥

#Astarion #Tav #Tavstarion #roll them eyes #sew him up anyway #because he cares #commission #art by #littleskrib #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #OC: Angelus #bloodpunch

[shesnake]

kendall, six months later, cradling shiv's baby in his arms: okay yeah I did kill that waiter

#succession #he's not actually talking to the baby he's talking to shiv and roman on the other side of the room and they roll their eyes so hard #people in the tags adding in cute wholesome headcanons fuck off #kendall's gonna have to clarify that he was lying to the sibs eventually and this would just be the funniest possible time to do it dfjkskj #also YES they are gonna be in each others lives again they have nothing else no one else

[october-cryptixx]

aro/ace themed valentine's day teddy bears ^^ because i just recently found out i might be arospec but also just cuz like..... why not

#this may be out of character for me because just a few weeks ago i strongly disliked valentine's day lmao #now that i know im probably some kinda flavor of aro? i.. dunno how to feel #how i feel about the holiday is complicated #while i still dont like the romantic aspect of it.. at least i dont find myself rolling my eyes at valentine's themed stuff as much anymore #idk maybe i'll go back to disliking the holiday next year who knows lol #i guess its just the catharsis i suppose.. #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #arospec #lgbtq #valentine's day #valentine's #teddy bear #digital art #art #toby draws things

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.