im sorry but i keep coming back to this image of muriel and start clawing at my whole face because the lights in the ceiling look like they have ✨wings✨, i need to know who the cinematographer was for this episode so i can find them and smooch them
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cm fans that think spencer was ugly in season one are embarrassing. like that's cool buzzfeed but just look at him
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This is my review of all the villains in the final shot of the late-game intro sequence for campaign 2. It is very, very serious, data-driven analysis. Extremely analytical.
First up:
ornate metal mantle. welcoming smirk. confident. will probably tell me they've "been expecting me" and deliver a solid monologue. 8/10
owl bear, large and cuddly and nailed the menacing stare 7/10
manticore, very pointy, excellent smiling and bonus she can roast marshmallows on the longer quills 8/10 (p.s. she's looking for a babysitter)
a very mean echidna-pangolin mix with stubby legs sorry buddy you are TOO cute 4/10 I hope you get adopted to your forever home soon
"yes-yes-YES" skull meme energy, happy to be here, probably practices his evil laughs in a very tall mirror, 8/10
gravity-defying hair and more than the average number of limbs, she spent 30 minutes putting on her shoes this morning and she's not here to play games 9/10
just a leetol guy who is 80% mouth. keep it up you're doing great, next apocalypse you'll get to stand in the foreground 5/10
tall, grumpy, knows how to fold his arms to make his biceps pop. boldly styled mullet-hawk. 7/10
a gargoyle cat with medusa-style shoulder snakes?? 10/10 autocrit
very prepared, brought his own hardware. nipple piercing(s?). well-kept beard. trees fear him 8/10
left head thought they were going grocery shopping, right head thought they were going to the DMV, now they're here in this flash mob and honestly just so confused. i'm sorry my poor little angels have some headache tea when you get home 3/10
literally just a bunch of floaty eyes. i think the middle one is winking at me. flirty and audacious, 9/10
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