#(But I don't care for Paris)

[themakeupbrush]

Paris Hilton came out with a kitchen line for walmart and it’s everything I wanted my kitchen to be as a kid

#i absolutely do NOT need a cheese board #but i want it #i don't care that paris obviously doesn't cook neither do i #it's all about the vibes

[hedgehog-moss]

me sending yet another email to a French public service to ask them why they use so many gratuitous English words in a service that's supposed to be non-discriminatory and accessible to everyone in the country

#this time it's about the paris library network which offers new book suggestions every month #and so many of the category titles are in english..... why? all the books are in french #'cosy mystery' 'space opera' 'road trips' 'climate fiction' < all of these were in english #i don't care how widespread some of these phrases are; you are public libraries and the public speaks french #do you really want to discourage people who don't read in english from clicking the links to check out the books? #why are you doing this. i am throwing virtual tomatoes at you #a lot of older people are confused or intimidated by this deluge of english loanwords. fuck them i guess? #and yes i picked napoléon in waterloo because i know this is a losing battle #même à la fnac on voit des intitulés de rayon en anglais alors que le rayon ne contient que des livres français...

[tengo-sentimientos-saben]

Hesperia!

#look at that smile #It's strange to see him smile #But I don't care #look how beautiful #my man my man my man #miraculous ladybug #miraculous world #miraculous special paris #miraculous spoilers #gabriel agreste #hesperia

[mailamoon]

Day 4 : modern day

Oups, double post for Sanji with his angry Ratatouille... But these two fanarts are designed to work together. After drawing the Parkour Sanji, I really wanted to draw entierly his Octopus tattoo.

Sanji lives in Paris, he works for Le Jules Verne (it's on his t-shirt "LJV"), a very expensive and high-standing restaurant situated on the second floor of the Eiffel Tower. During his free time he enjoys doing Parkour on Paris rooftops (and every kind of extreme sports with his bf Zoro -they are adrenaline addict). He lives in a little room where he occasionally has arguments with a hot tempered rat... (Btw, I'm part of the croissant au chocolat team).

#one piece #zosan #black leg sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #artists on tumblr #zoro #fanart #my art #traditional art #watercolor #sanjiweek 2024 #it's over but I don't care #i'm still on it #modern au #french au #I fucked up the Eiffel Tower i know the iron lady looks just like a giant antenna on my fanart #and yes the Eiffel Tower IS a giant antenna but she looks far better than what I draw #i was also lazy with Paris rooftop 🤣 be kind with me I feel a little tired lately #sanjiweek2024

[motherofplatypus]

So the special took place right after Destruction right? Yknow, the episode where Chat was so """""traumatized""""" bcs he sent a terrorist into death sentence, only for this "special" shows him trying to take his second victim in the same night, and have him try to take another the very next episode?

I remember people saying Adrien has no personality, guess they'll be thrilled to know his personality is murderous.

#its not even aired and it's already severely disappointing? #i don't expect people to care about this since the fandom always excuse him #if i had a nickel for every time Chat Noir use or attempted to use it on someone id have 5 nickels #which is a lot and it's bonkers #miraculous salt #ml salt #mlb salt #adrien salt #ml writers salt #ml writing criticism #ml writing critical #ml writing salt #ml world paris #miraculous special #miraculous spoilers #thomas astruc salt #thomas astruc #miraculous paris #miraculous leaks #ml leaks

[anerol152]

Blorbos of the week trully

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #shadybug #claw noir #ml paris special #you don't understand how much I care ab these two gremlins #yes yes final designs were... a choice #but them as people? #someone give them a hug and then let them go out and cause chaos #they're just little shits and that's okay #it's clearly Bunnix approved so we gucci

[jl-artsy]

Here’s a sketch of my problematic fave or Aphrodite’s poor little meow meow. Paris of Troy.

#the iliad #greek mythology #paris of troy #the trojan war #Been thinking a lot about the Iliad recently #I'm thinking of drawing how I imagine the different characters of the Iliad because. Why not? Everyone is doing it #I also love drawing men with long curly hair. Can you blame me? #Also. That outfit is not historically accurate I know. I just don't care is a quick sketch lmao

[licorishh]

Replayed Modern Warfare 3 2011 on Veteran tonight and goooooooood night. Blood Brothers never gets any easier to watch no matter how many times you've done it and the ending really never misses huh

I apologize for the amount of yapping in the tags I reread it all on mobile and started giggling because it went on for so long but eh. Blessed are those who won't shut the freak up and all that

#call of duty #modern warfare 3 2011 #i just. wow. wow wow wow wow wow #i've played these three games so many times over the last several years and i just. #they literally. never get old. #loose ends and blood brothers will never not make me cry and endgame and dust to dust will never not make me smile so hard #ending it with price smoking the cigar like he did in the first mission in the first game wHEN HE FIRST MET SOAP JUST UGHHHHHH. #i know y'all don't care but i don't care that y'all don't care i could literally yap about this until i shrivel up and die #i have never ever ever in my LIFE seen poetic justice played out so beautifully like it is at the very end #JUST. WOW. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. WOW WOW. WOW #they do not frickin make games like that anymore DADGUM #i also forgot how frickin sad down the rabbit hole is?? like jeez louise they didn't have much screen time but gosh #i also have never in my life heard such gut-wrenching anguish from a grown man in my life like price in that one scene #I KNOW Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT MAN MAKES ME FULL ON S O B IN THAT PART HE HAD NO BUSINESS #anyway i'll keep cutely living in denial and pretending literally any of the main characters besides price and nikolai are fine <3 #foley and dunn and their team seemed just fine at the end of modern warfare 2 so i will accept that small mercy #at this point these games have taken everything else i love away from me so #y'all probably think i'm wild for how insane i get over these games but the nostalgia bit is a big part of it as well #like they're honestly in my opinion genuinely the greatest video games of all time #but the fact that i have that connection with my dad makes it so special #crazy cause he said he also cried in blood brothers and my dad is 54 and i have seen him cry one (1) other time in my entire life #heck infinity ward but also bless them i hope the devs live long beautiful wonderful prosperous delightful exciting fulfilling lives #Lord bless them and their entire bloodline for the contributions they have made to humanity not even joking #AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FREAKING SOUNDTRACKS DO NOT GO THERE OAUSYDJAKAKDN #MW2 AND MW3 CREDITS. EXTRACTION POINT. COUP DE GRACE. RETREAT AND REVEILLE. CONTINGENCY. PARIS SIEGE. PRAGUE HOSTILITIES. RUSSIAN WARFARE. #UGHHHHHHHGHHHH everything about these games is so unbelievably perfect and immaculate #i have got to get over my art block NOWWWWWWWWWW #makarov is also the best villain i've ever seen idc bro he's frickin awesome #i mean obviously he's horrible and a disgustingly evil human being but as a character he's stupidly well-written

[feedingicetothedog]

if that is gabrielle in those storyboards and she's a brunette i will be a bit disappointed tbh. like i think it's important that her and lestat look a lot alike to the point where he becomes her male avatar to go out in the world and do the things she wants to do (before he makes her into a vampire and then she can do it all herself w/o him)

#first off i don't think we should be seeing so many tvl characters yet. like i don't want to see gabi or nicki from not lestat's pov #and like i know that both of those characters are relevant to armand's story but only insofar as it relates back to lestat himself #and i want s2 to mostly be paris and louis/armand and the tragedy w claudia and madeleine #like that's so much they have to do already and only 8 eps to get it done. i don't need tvl stuff yet it's not super important #i do think there could be something interesting about seeing armand's view on gabi vs lestat's but not enough that i want to see her yet #second of all i think it's important that the 2 blur. 'you are the man in me' lestat is an extra appendage to gabi #i think it's interesting in the books how much ppl are like gabi looks exactly like lestat but as a woman; they're 2 halves of one whole #i don't normally care about being faithful to book appearances in stuff but this one i'm a bit adamant about #amc iwtv #vampterview

[sealrock]

been rotating my sadboy hector in my mind like a hot pocket in the microwave for a while, here's a very long random lore dump in no particular order as I write up his backstory:

like gaia, hector doesn't remember much of his past. he's not sure if his name is even his real name, but people tend to accept 'hector wormwood' despite his garlean origin well enough

his memory is spotty and he can't go into detail much, but he can recall his nameday, living in a place with bright blue roofs (terncliff), a white room, and that he had a twin sister who died early in his life. he can't remember his parents or the life he lived before he 'woke up' in the middle of the dravanian hinterlands

he met andromache on the road and joined her group of adventurers (yves and tauvane). the four of them took on odd jobs and hunted down monsters for the clan centurio. he would later be romantically involved with her and have a child (paris)

his third eye is usually hidden behind his bangs, and he doesn't like to talk about it with others. he doesn't know why, but he experiences negative emotions when someone points out his third eye

he's very withdrawn and skittish and is intimidated by others to the point that he'll freeze up if someone tries to take advantage of him. which happens often

he likes horticulture and cooking. when he lived in the west shroud hector had a beautiful garden of flowers, vegetables, and fruits

he doesn't remember how he ended up in eorzea, he just knows that he's running from something

at some point he picked up a rusted sickle to defend himself with, but he's not that good at melee combat

he's extremely short for a garlean, standing at 5'4. yves liked to pat his head and call him 'mouse' despite hector's embarrassment

he doesn't like being around other people, bad things always happens to others whenever he's around, usually death. hector blames 'the shadow' that's been following him for as long as he can remember (the shadow is halmarut without a human vessel, not that hector knows this)

the shadow is something that hector is most afraid of, even though the entity has saved his life countless times. this was halmarut's plan in making hector isolated and totally dependent on them

similar to gaia and her time/darkness skillset, hector has shadow-based abilities a la nier that are seemingly psionic in nature, and deadly to boot. garleans can't manipulate aether, but how hector can be able to apparently summon dark aether is a question even he can't answer. he hates using his powers because of its malevolent nature and will apologize to those he has to fight

he has terrible and horrifying nightmares and hallucinations because of the shadow. sometimes he'll be found on the floor in a ball or crying

besides the shadow, hector is followed by the 'spirit' of his dead sister, she speaks to him at times and hector appears to address no one. this tends to creep people out

andromache and yves can't see the shadow, but they feel an menacing and oppressive presence hovering around hector at times. but paris could actually see the shadow and shared their father's fear of it as a child, especially at night

hector hates the feeling of being stared at, people who tend to stare tend to not have good intentions. he feels like he's being watched 24/7

hector has a near 1:1 counterpart shard on the first that halmarut attempted to possess. the joining was unsuccessful, however, and the shard ended up going mad because his soul was damaged. he was killed by andromache and paris during the events of shb

when halmarut's influence began to overtake him, hector's mental state slowly began to deteriorate when paris was a child. hector began to remember a life he never had and a dream of a burning world. the straw that broke the camel's back came when andromache, who already left him because of his descent into madness, wished to take paris with her and away from hector, leaving him completely alone. the resulting mental breakdown was what halmarut needed to possess him

#mypost. #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv oc #🍂 #i renewed my sub just to make this #baby boy. baby #do you care him. my poor lil meow meow #don't worry hector will be fine in the end. it'll only take about 20 years but trust me #these pics are of hector before the timeskip. his hair was a lot shorter back then #overall hector was greatly inspired by the video games signalis and omori. all before i couldn't pinpoint who i wanted him to be #also notice how hector andi AND paris all have dark aspected powers. ough #q. #meta.

[bumblingbabooshka]

I will walk down to the end with you / If you will come all the way down with me.

#B'Elanna Torres #B'Elanna art #B'Elanna #-thinks so hard about B'Elanna's self image issues and about how Tom Paris could be baked into an apple pie he oozes so much All American #Charm and about how B'Elanna was literally ready to break up with Tom because she felt he wasn't committed to her emotionally #and didn't prioritize her needs/wants and when she tried to bring it up he didn't address any of that and instead just asked her to marry #him and she said yes bc it's what she wanted wasn't it? But also thinks about how getting married solves literally 0 of their problems bc #that wasn't the issue - and how they never REALLY talked about the issue she had and the proposal seemed more like a desperate attempt to #hold onto her and B'Elanna's acceptance was her tightening her grip as well and thinks about how the solution to Tom not prioritizing #B'Elanna was framed as B'Elanna trying to do what Tom wanted and about how B'Elanna blames her mother entirely for her father abandoning #them - how she blames SPECIFICALLY the fact that her mother was too Klingon and about how Tom blames the fact that he never showed how much #he cares about/is committed to B'Elanna on the fact that she has 'that tough Klingon exterior' and how her response is #'do I look that tough right now?' and about how B'Elanna associates Klingon features so strongly with negativity - unloveability - rejection #that she tries to erase her features from her daughter's face and make her Human which to her means Good and Beautiful and Loveable and #about how she STILL after all this time only wants her father to love her again. Thinks about fear of abandonment which makes you hold onto #something which doesn't work bc you can't bear to be alone or fail. If she said no to Tom's proposal who else would she have? And #doesn't it feel like a prize? Like you finally WON. The Human Prince wants to marry you - you're FINALLY good enough for someone to sign #a contract saying they'll never leave you. Even if they don't pay attention to you - even if they abandon you to pursue their own interests #every time something shinier comes up they'll never LEAVE and that's what you're the most afraid of. Thinks about the fear of being too much #and too klingon and about how B'Elanna told Tom it was okay he forgot their romantic getaway even though she took so much time to plan it #and was so excited for it because she didn't want to spoil his fun (is being with her work?) and about how she still remembers that little #human boy who pointed at her forehead ridges and called her 'turtlehead' until she beat him so viciously they had to pull her off him #Thinks about all of those things VERY hard and EXPLODES- #bea art tag #st voyager #st voyager art #CHARACTER. OF. ALL. TIME.

[thecomet-and-themeteor]

I don't know how much sense this makes but I need a Langelique Cinderella AU, I think it'd work pretty well

#brought to you by: #my last post about angelique's fuck-ass sneakers #& juliet #and juliet #&j #okay but genuinely I think it would work really well #like Angelique is working for lady and daddy cap right #ignore how I called him daddy cap we did Romeo and Juliet for the school play this year and that's what we all called him #and like May and Juliet are the quote unquote evil stepsters #but you know they're not evil they're just like way nicer in comparison to their parents #and like you know the prince holds a ball to find a wife and it's this like whole thing #because lady and daddy cap want Juliet and may to go to like end up with the prince #and like the prince is still Frankie here because maycois is goated let's be real #and like this is kind of where you could either make it centric to a specific ship or you could just do like the whole thing as an au #you could say that like Frankie likes May but when they approach the capulets they're like oh Juliet you want Juliet and it's a whole thing #and you could do jumeo because I don't know maybe Romeo is like you know what Paris was like in the actual Romeo and Juliet play Romeo is #like Paris and the capulets hate him because Lance has kind of like pushing Frankie to be with Romeo but Romeo wants to be with Juliet #and Juliet wants to be with Romeo and blah blah blah but Lance and Angelique specifically comes in where it's like okay but what if Lance i #also looking for a new partner at these balls because you know his wife like died and he needs someone else to share the throne with and #that's why both may and Juliet end up going because their parents don't care about the age difference because their parents suck and they'r #just like you're going to end up with royalty one way or another and you know Angelique is like be safe and actually parenting them and #and warning them and making sure they're prepared to like actually go out to this ball because royalty or not it's still dangerous and #they're both like why don't you just come with us and it's a bit where like maybe April and William play the role of fairy godparents #and you know Angelique is able to go and she meets Lance and they have their little shoe thing and they have the Cinderella ark meanwhile #there's the whole love square with May Frankie Juliet and Romeo and Juliet gets to have a moment where it's like how are you so controlling #that you're pushing May to get with a man like 30 years their senior yet you cant deal with me getting with the wrong rich guy and may is #like screw y'all Juliet was The Golden child anyway okay I get what I want now and it's all happily ever after #and angelique gets Lance a magical girl transformation and some CLEAN FUCKING SNEAKERS EVEN MINE ARENT THAT DIRTY N I DONT CLEAN EM FOR SHI #anyways

[persephone-spore-druid]

good 4 you is Gortash coded and you can't change my mind

#bg3 #enver gortash #durgetash #GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTY #NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK #GOOD FOR YOU YOU'RE DOING GREAT OUT THERE WITHOUT ME BABY #GOD I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT #I'VE LOST MY MIND I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF MY BATHROOM #YOU'RE SO UNAFFECTED I REALLY DON'T GET IT #I GUESS GOOD FOR YOU #specifically the Rain Paris version the og is...fine but I prefer hers

[pilots-and-protons]

I love the little scene in "Virtuoso" between Tom and the Doctor.

Neither of them actually outright say that they're (surprisingly) friends, but that's basically what's going on. The Doctor's leaving and Tom's sad to see him go, and the Doctor is surprised that Tom would miss him.

It's just very sweet, but also very silly - because it acknowledges the fact that yeah, their particular weird brand of friendship is to constantly snipe at each other. That's just how they roll.

#Tom Paris #The Doctor #the emh #star trek #voy #virtuoso #st: voy #voyager #also love how the Doctor is like #DON'T FORGET TO MAKE JANEWAY TAKE CARE OF HERSELF #DON'T FORGET NEELIX LIKES TO THINK HE'S DYING SOMETIMES #and Tom's just like dude I KNOW come on now #I always love the mundane character interactions so much #big ol found family energy

[streets-in-paradise]

@rowinathequeenofpersia

New headcanon dropped: Hector being a hilarious Paris impersonator

#troy 2004 #eric bana #orlando bloom #i'm projecting this into their characters i don't care #it fits the chaotic siblings energy #Paris: i don't sound like that Hector! #Hector: sure you do! * cackles* #Youtube

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i wish i could find the motivation to actually write because the rory/paris runaway bride au fic developments are really POPPIN’ in the lonely abyss inside my brain

#what i am MOST excited to write in this is actually a very anguished au luke/lorelai situation #which is probably a silly thing when they are the b-plot #but i am absolutely swept up in it so i don't care #also i realized forcing myself to scribble a tiny snippet yesterday that this story allows me to write rory/paris in I Hate You mode #a la the early days of chilton but adults #and i am very excited about this #dollsome's deep thoughts #now if only i could just WRITE!